Sharks keep it real

Sharks keep it real

Dick Muir is realistic when assessing the Sharks’ chances of success in the Vodacom Super 14 this year.

Speaking at the Sharks media launch at Sun City on Friday, Muir admitted his squad wasn’t in the same league as the likes of the Bulls and Crusaders.

“I’m not going to come out and say that we’ll win the Super 14, because then people will laugh at me,” he told keo.co.za. “The fact is we have a side full of youngsters that can be competitive if they do the basics well. Obviously a team like the Bulls – who reached the semi-finals last year – are in better shape than us and have more experienced players, which is why Saturday’s games will give us a good indication of how far we’ve come as a team.

“The fact is, it’s going to be an incredibly tough year for us, but I believe we can be competitive,” continued Muir. “We’ve had a three-phase approach to the season. Phase one, against the Leopards. Phase two, against the Bulls and phase three, against the Cats. By the time we play the Chiefs [in the first round] we should be ready.

Muir said his players would not be putting too much pressure on themselves going into the Super 14.

“As long as we go out there and give our best, I’ll be happy,” he said. “I want us to get away from the ‘win at all cost’ mentality. We must be able to walk into the changeroom after a game and hold our heads up high. We’re not thinking about relegation at this stage, even if the supporters are. It’s not even an option.”

The Sharks on Friday named their two sides to take on the Bully Boys. While Heyneke Meyer has opted to play his first-choice XV for the main game at 5pm, Muir has refused to reveal his Super 14 hand.

“We’ve brought up 36 guys and selected two evenly matched teams,” he said. “There are a number of combinations that we’ll be keeping a close eye on. Our decision-making was a concern in the Currie Cup, so I’m keen to see if we’ve improved in that area.”

Like Muir, Sharks CEO Brian van Zyl didn’t bother with the smoke and mirrors.

“Our performances last year weren’t good and we have to take it on the chin,” he said. “We’ve been working very hard since the end of the Currie Cup to make sure it doesn’t happen again in 2006. Everybody has been writing us off, which is a great challenge for us. We are apparently the worst of the South African teams and we have a chance to show the country and the world that that’s not the case. We believe we’ve gathered the best squad we possibly could and it’s all systems go.”

When asked what goals he had set for the Sharks, Van Zyl was frank. “We’ll be happy to finish in the top seven,” he said. “If we make the semi-finals then that would be a fantastic achievement. One thing is for sure though, we don’t want to finish last!”

Van Zyl finished off with a parting shot at the organisers of the Super 14. “We only have six home games this year, while other SA teams have seven. Apart from the financial knock we’ll take – as a home match can bring in R1-million – it could also have an impact on which team is relegated. I’m also not happy that we have to cross the Tasman Sea twice when on tour – we are the only side in the history of the tournament to do that two years in a row.”

Sharks teams to play Bulls at Sun City:

HAMMERHEADS XV
Greg Goosen, Odwa Ndungane, Grant Rees, Bradley Barritt, Craig Burden, Scott Spedding, Scott Mathie, Jaco Gouws, Braam Immelman, Solly Tyibilika, Johann Muller (c), Johan Ackermann, Danie Saayman, Skipper Badenhorst, Heinke van der Merwe.

RAGGIES XV
JP Pietersen, Dusty Noble, Gcobani Bobo, Andries Strauss, Brett Hennessey, Percy Montgomery, Ruan Pienaar, Jacques Botes, Nico Breedt, Warren Britz, Albert van den Berg, AJ Venter (c), Brent Moyle, Bismarck du Plessis, Deon Carstens.

RESERVES
Jody Jenneker, Pierre du Toit, Steven Sykes, Daniel Farani, Sandile Nxumalo and Henno Mentz


122 Comments

  • 1.YoMama: Reply to this comment

    Swimming Drake

  • 2.YoMama: Reply to this comment

    I have zero sympathy for Natal. They have lived and survived over the years on Ex Free State and other players and not developed their own. I played club rugby in Durban and no-one from the union ever came to premier games or interacted with the teams.

    Screw em, I say.

    That is what it took the Bulls to get themselves jacked up. Now they have an academy of local players.

  • 3.Hier kom groot k..: Reply to this comment

    No blue-sharks for the blue bulls – just hammerheads and ragged-tooths? I guess they will return as sharks having the blues.

  • 4.GhostShark: Reply to this comment

    Hmmm…not very optimistic. Fans do not want hear that their team will settle for 7th!? Geez it annoys me when Shark-haters like Yo-Mama prattle on about how all the Sharks success was built on the back of FS. It is a thread that has been debated on this site ad nauseam. So f***ing what!? Rugby’s a professional game and the top professionals go where the money is. While it is unfortunate that the Sharks hierachy did not realise earlier that they need to develop their own pool of talent, it goes without saying that top teams will always look beyond their borders for the top players. Besides which, for how many years were the Bulls a laughing stock in the S12 before they got their house in order!?

    Nevertheless, the Sharks have a good squad without being great. Certainly the Shark fowards, the tight 5 in particular, are going to be more than competitive. The shocking draw (does BvR have anything to do with that?), and leaky backline might conspire against them.

    Here’s hoping that they do the business, and once again become a real force in the s14 again.

  • 5.Hier kom groot k..: Reply to this comment

    As someone once said:

    “Mik vir die sterre en jy land op die kraalmuur,
    mik vir die kraalmuur en jy land in die mis!”

    If you don’t go for being the best you may just end up last (and being replaced by the Spears).

  • 6.GCC: Reply to this comment

    don’t know if their tight five will be “more than competive”; they’ll be lucky to “just hang on”.

  • 7.GhostShark: Reply to this comment

    “since” we’re talking in “inverted commas” GCC, “I’d just like to” say that the tight 5 “is” an experienced one, and “one that has delivered” when those around them have “failed”".” While they’ll never dominate a game, they’re “canny enough” to get the upper-hand on unsuspecting teams.

    “thank you”

  • 8.jj: Reply to this comment

    The less you expect the less you can lose and anything unexpected is a gain. Hope they do well, my third team.

  • 9.RickyRocket: Reply to this comment

    To be fair the Sharks have been the best S.A side in the history of the competition and the Bulls the worst.

  • 10.GCC: Reply to this comment

    yeah, don’t get your panties in a knot, ghostie. we’ll see how they go. i just don’t think they are up to it. just an opinion.

  • 11.jondood: Reply to this comment

    GhostShark

    I can see over your last couple of posts that the reality that your beloved “Guppies” will be relegated come end of this years S14 is hitting home.

    Deserved after what your union did by removing the Cheetah’s 1st win from the Currie Cup.

    Has anyone even bothered to own up for that?

    Exactly.

  • 12.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    What ever, the Cats are still BAAS!!!

  • 13.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Grrrrr….gesuip of wat???????:mrgreen:

  • 14.Bluecap: Reply to this comment

    I think Grrr is a nice chap, just frihgtfully misguided. but I know quite a few Cats supporters, and they’re all the same, maybe it’s a clan thing. You know, that mynehoop dust can do things to a man eh.

  • 15.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Vleis

    Could be, we clapped the Jameson’s pretty hard last night… Eish…

  • 16.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Grrr, ek wou ook nou net vta, drink jy nogsteeds? Julle manne van die mynhope moet stadig met Skotland se hoofuitvoerproduk(al is Jameson Iers)

    Anyway, very appropriate names. The Bulls are going to hammer them and they will leave Sin City ragged.
    BTW, the best the Sharks ever did in the S12 was under Straeuli…. and now he is back!

  • 17.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Ag, old Van Zyl is crying about losing R1 000 000 because they only have 6 home games. Boet, tell Muir if you get relegated it’s going to be a lot more! Also, what is a mil anyway. Van Zyl, send me your bank details, I will transfer a mil no problem. A mil… small change, ha ha ha!

  • 18.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Grrrrrrr…..obviously the Jameson is still talking loud and clear!

  • 19.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Stan

    Ag iemand moet opkom teen hierie siekte van dat elke Afrikaanse man Bulle skree… :) Ja, die Iere kan maar whisky maak. ‘Triple distilled’ en alles maar dit gee nog steeds ‘n moerse babbelas!

  • 20.oink12: Reply to this comment

    Its a real shame the sharks will be relagated.

  • 21.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Vleis

    Have a feeling the main babbie is only gioing to kick in round about 12…

  • 22.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Giong, giong, gone!!!

  • 23.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Grrrr,
    As jy babelaas het hier is goeie raad:
    Drink 2 liter louwarm soutwater binne 30 sekondes, trek n reenjas aan en gaan hardloop n 2,4km binne 12minute met Gumboots aan.
    Ek belowe jou jy sal nie gou weer drink nie!

  • 24.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Stan

    LOL!!! As dit so gewerk het so ek maar ek sal weer…

  • 25.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Dis nou vir almal wat nie vir die Bulls skree nie.
    Vir die Bulle wat babelaas het:
    Baie water, n oordosis multivitamine en enig vorm van suiker-soos heuning. 2 ure se slaap en jy voel weer so vars soos n lentebries!

  • 26.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    jeez i wish people will take the banter and specifically from who it comes with a pinch of salt sometimes – hell i am a stormers supporter…

  • 27.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Die waar ou PA,
    Die manne wat al lank hier op die site is ken mekaar en kan lekker spot sonder enige venyn. Die die klomp nuwe snotkoppe wat alles verpolitiseer en al die antwoorde het, terwyl hulle nog geen dydrae tot die land gemaak het nie.

  • 28.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    ja stan,

    daai glashuis gesegde is meer as relevant elke dag op die site.

  • 29.Stan: Reply to this comment

    In elkgeval,
    Ek sou Pienaar op 10 gespeel het, Mathie op 9 en Sister Perc op heelagter. Pienaar gaan n 2e Brent word as hy nie spesialiseer in een posisie nie. Hy is goed genoeg en daar is genoeg ander 9′s in die land.

  • 30.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    ek weet nie stan.

    pienaar prefer 9. alhoewel ek dink die laaitie moet soos sy pa meer agter toe skuif, ek reken die mannetjie sal n bedonerde goeie heelagter maak.

    sister perc doen blykbaar goed op 10

  • 31.mohawkius: Reply to this comment

    Sharks 1st xv to hold strong for the first 15min, then give way and blue all over the park..

    I for one hope that the sharks can suprise all and come away with a victory, a minimal loss at least.

    Then we can all laugh at the bulls popped heads

    Heres to wishful thinkin

  • 32.mohawkius: Reply to this comment

    Does anyone kno where brent russel is?

  • 33.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Dis waar PA, hy sal n baie goeie heelagter maak.
    Die probleem met Perc op 10 is dat die jong manne nie kans kry om te ontwikkel.Iemand met talent word nie in een seisoen n ster nie. Bosman gaan nog baie swak wedstryde he voordat hy met die grotes kan saampraat.Kyk hoelank het dit vir Carter gevat om die nommer 1 te word. In sy eerste 2 jaar het niemand eers van hom geweet nie.

  • 34.Stan: Reply to this comment

    mohawkius,
    Ek weet waar Brent is, maar ek gaan jou nie sê nie!

  • 35.Simeon: Reply to this comment

    bulls and cheetahs will be the top SA teams. My money is on the cats to get relegated, sharks also candidates. stormers will have an average season. GO CHEETAHS!!!!

  • 36.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    he is still there, but as always, being shifted and shafted from one position to the other

  • 37.VlieëndeHollander: Reply to this comment

    Ek stem saam met sim. As cheetahs die seisoen sonder erge beserings deurkom kan hulle bo bulls klaarmaak.

  • 38.GhostShark: Reply to this comment

    Jondood
    I cannot tell a lie…twas I whom did remove OFS from the Currie Cup. Now watcha gonna do bout it!?

    GCC: yeah sometimes my optimism gets the better of me. Sometimes my optimism is all I have. This may the season I finally turn religious.

  • 39.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Genade manne, ek dog ek is die enigste een wat nog gesuip is maar lyk my ‘Simmie en ‘vliegende nederlander’ suig ook lekker aan die ‘juice’. Skryf maar die Cats af, ek gee nie om nie. Gaan lekker lag as een van julle spanne biedjie rus volgende jaar.

  • 40.jondood: Reply to this comment

    GhostShark

    “I cannot tell a lie…twas I whom did remove OFS from the Currie Cup. Now watcha gonna do bout it!?”

    I am going to hypnotise Ollie Le Roux and convince him that you are a cheeseburger.

  • 41.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Grrrrrr…….die son trek water,en as die groot “B” jou kap,gaan ek bly wees dat ek nie jy is nie!

  • 42.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Vleisie

    Kom nou maat, laat dit nou gaan. Ek het klaar jammer gese dat ek jou ‘wedding day’ opgedonner het! :D

  • 43.vleis: Reply to this comment

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Jond.,you are cracking me up!

  • 44.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Ja ja Grrrrrrrr…..,ek sal jou vergewe,maar net omdat my pa altyd gese het,”Never trust a man who does not drink,maar koester die manne wat ‘n dop kan vat!”

  • 45.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Vleis

    Die probleem is nie die dop vat nie dis die ‘day after’… Ek het nog boewe gaan jaag gister aand met my gesuipte lyf. Wonder wat ek so gedoen het as ek een gekry het??

  • 46.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Hom genooi het vir ‘n knertsie? :?:

  • 47.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Nadat hy my TV terug gegee het sure… :)

  • 48.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    En ek het my torch verloor… :(

  • 49.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Hehehehe…..!!!!!!!!!

    Sien,daars ‘n rede hoekom ‘n mens nie met ‘n dronkgat moet rondhardloop mie!

  • 50.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Cheers ou maat,ek moet bietjie gaan werk by die huis.Geniet die naweek!

  • 51.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Ghostie,
    We will do nothing about it, our team will revenge on our behalf this afternoon.
    Rest assure that the FS has rightfully replaced their name, and dropped yours. I reccommend that you guys buy it back, as it will be a very long time before the CC will gather rust in eDurban again…

  • 52.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Vleis

    Lekker naweek, cheers!

  • 53.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Grrr,
    As jy n Kapenaar was het jy hom waarskynlik gesodomiseer. Dis nou die dief.En sy pel. En die polisieman. En….

  • 54.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Stan

    LOL

  • 55.VlieëndeHollander: Reply to this comment

    Grrrr
    Ek dink jy moet eers oor jou babelas kom voor jy verder chat. Ek sal nie oor my span optimisties wees as hul net met 29-11 vir die spears kan wen nie. Try
    daardie nuwe russiese produk vir jou hangover – dit werk soos ‘n bom

  • 56.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    grrrrr,

    wil jy he ek moet weer oor die cats begin gesels???????

  • 57.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    PissAnt

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • 58.Stan: Reply to this comment

    PA,
    Goeie plan. Kom ons martel die bliksem!

  • 59.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Vliegie

    Jy is reg maar ek skreeu al vir jare Leeus. Al wat ek het is ‘optimisme’….

  • 60.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Grrr

    Relax your team has a superstar in Jorrie.

    No fear.

  • 61.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Stan

    Jy kan niks doen wat my span nog nie aan my gedoen het nie. Go ahead!

  • 62.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Dood,
    Waar is jy nou? In die land van moord en roof of sit jy nog daar op oumeid Liesbet se eiland?

  • 63.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Jon

    Ek sal dit wardeer as jy hom op sy volle name noem. Dis ‘King Jorrie’, net sy goeie vriende en Leeus supporters kan hom Jorrie noem… :)

  • 64.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Stan

    Ek is nou terug in “Mud Island”

  • 65.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Grrr

    Daar is net een Koning.

    Blou Bulle

  • 66.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Die mynhoop bewoners het vir Jorrie.
    Die Sperm Whales het vir Bobo.
    Die VS het vir Gaffie.
    Die Kaap het Gus,Greeff,Andrews,Tjoepie…..
    en hier haak en vas want ek sukkel om te dink aan n Bul wat in daardie manne se klas val.

  • 67.VlieëndeHollander: Reply to this comment

    Die blou bulle kan soos real madrid raak – hope talent maar geen leier.

  • 68.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Stan

    Julle het vir Joost gehad. Maar ek het hom darem meer gesmaak as ‘n rugby speler. Sy nuwe rol van ‘TV presenter’ en Huisgenoot ‘pin-up’ gee my ‘n los maag…

  • 69.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Hy laat tot vir Kobus Wiese goed lyk op TV…

  • 70.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Kaaskop,
    Dis waar, maar ek vat liewers 15 goeie spelers en soek dan n kaptein, as wat ek n goeie kaptein het en dan 14 ander goeie spelers moet soek!

    Dood,
    Dit was gisteraand MINUS 29 hier by ons. Dis so koud, as jy vir n pis gaan, bewe jy jouself in 2 orgasmes in voor jy klaar is!

  • 71.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Ja Stan, maar dis net omdat Anton Leonard nou afgetree het.

    En laat ons nou nie van Dries, Johan Wasserman en Richard Bands vergeet nie.

    Ook maar mannne wat so tussen “has-been” en “never-will-be” ronddraai!

    :evil:

  • 72.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Kan ook nou nie dink hoekom Roets noodwendig soveel beter as gaffie is nie… of hoekom Dries beter as Bobo is… of bands beter as Steady Eddie…

    Opinie, opinie,…

  • 73.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Mongril

    Dit klank as of jy van jou ma praat.

  • 74.VlieëndeHollander: Reply to this comment

    Stan
    Ek stem saam, maar die waarde van ‘n goeie kaptein kan nie onderskat word nie. Hansie en Francios Pienaar is goeie voorbeelde. Wat dink jy van die cheetahs?

  • 75.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Grrr,
    Vergeet van hul manewales van die veld af. Ek praat nou van n speler se vermoe op die veld.In daardie geval is Joost een van die grootstes wat ons nog opgelewer het.

  • 76.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    julle kan miskien nie , gus of jorrie of strooolie he nie stan, maar daar is iets anners wat julle ook nie het nie.

    DIE CC!!!!!!

  • 77.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    arme tjarks het ook maar net n plaatjie oor – EN DIS NIE EENS HULLE SIN NIE!

  • 78.vleis: Reply to this comment

    PA,en wat het julle die laaste paar seisoene gekry?????????Behalwe natuurlik ‘n paar moerse pakslae van die Bulle af!!!!!!

  • 79.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Mongril,
    Ek verskil. Beseringsvry is Bands n baie goeie stut. Dries is n goeie senter met n spesifieke spelstyl en Jorrie is beter as Bobo.Roets is n beter heelagter as Gaffie en was die beste 15 in SA verlede jaar.Gaffie moes n 10 gebly het.

    Kaaskop, Die cheetahs is sonder twyfel die 2e sterkste span in SA, maar ek is net n bietjie bekommerd oor hul diepte. 3-4 beserings en hulle kan probleme he.

  • 80.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    ons truie is nog steeds die mooiste vleis!!!

    selfs al verloor ons span tel ons nog altyd die chicks in die pubs op die aand na die game!

    ons score nog steeds!

  • 81.vleis: Reply to this comment

    En so baai de way mannetjie,julle het nogsteeds vir Gus,Eddie,Sicknote…………en nogsteeds oof fokkel in die trofeekas nie!

  • 82.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Chicks met dicks PA?

  • 83.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    ek het dit actually nounet uitgefigure!!

    dis hoekom julle bulle ons so haat!

    ons oukies in ons swart truie by die pubs in PTA is net onweerstaanbaar vir die pretoria poppies!

    julle kan miskien n beker he maar ons kry die rewards!!!!!

  • 84.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Dankie Jondood. As ek besef het tot watter skerp kwinkslae jy in staat is – “klink of jy van jou ma praat” – sou ek mos 2 keer gedink het om ‘n punt te maak wat ek gedink het iemand met jou intelektuele vermoe nie mee sou saamstem nie.

    Ek dink my goudvis sal jou in skaak kan klop!

    Idioot.

  • 85.vleis: Reply to this comment

    AAhhhhhhhhh,nou weet ek hoekom die WP mannetjies Sondae rondloop met die boude geklamp asof hulle ‘n drol probeer terug druk,HULLE HET GESCORE!!!!!!!!!

  • 86.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    ons los die chicks met dicks vir die tjarks vleis.

    twee redes

    hulle is gewoond om geskroef te raak

    en alles lyk altyd goed in die begin (van die seisoen en die aand) net om weer teleurgestel te word.

  • 87.vleis: Reply to this comment

    PA,daai tipe score wat jy van praat kan julle maar hou,dis gevaarlik vir ‘n man se rektale funksionering!

  • 88.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    nee ons loop so omdat ons heeltyd ons gatte moet afhardloop as die PTA poppies se mans by die huis kom na hulle die oorwinning gevier het!!!!!!!

  • 89.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Mongril

    “Ek dink my goudvis sal jou in skaak kan klop”

    jou sussie se vissie????

  • 90.vleis: Reply to this comment

    Ja sure PA,die enigste rede hoekom die PTA girls julle tipe vat,is omdat hulle ‘n breek nodig het,”light duty”,ons Bulle van die Noorde is net te veel vir hulle in die kooi om die pas te kan volhou!Hulle moet ook rus!

  • 91.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    ek moet daarmee saamstem vleis.

    die bulle is bo vir 75 minute………

  • 92.PissAnt: Reply to this comment

    maar dit help nog steed niks!!!!

  • 93.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Baie Slim jondood (ma moet so trots wees…) – Se vir my as jy nou deurgaan met jou egskeiding, gaan sy nog steeds jou sussie wees al is sy nie meer jou vrou nie?

  • 94.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    :D

  • 95.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Come now boys, play nice…

  • 96.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Vleis

    Weet nie so mooi nie. Na al daai brannewyne dan loop die dogters oorkant die Jukskei vir ‘n bietjie pret.

  • 97.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Ons laat hulle brul!!!

  • 98.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Mongril

    Hook line and sinker.

    Now who is the moron?

  • 99.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    That would be you Jondood.

    You can tell by the ice cream on your forehead and the purity drool on your shirt.

    I know you think it’s great that you’re the fastest and strongest kdi in your class – but remember the others are only 6 years old damn it!

  • 100.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Mongril

    Thanks for keeping it real.

  • 101.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    No worries! Nothing like a bit of friendly banter!

  • 102.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Mongril,
    Met so n naam sal ek nie ander manne van bloedskande en inteling beskuldig nie!

  • 103.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Is daar niks ander nuus vandag nie?????

  • 104.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Hell Stan, you know how it is…

    “The sins of your fathers…” and all that.

    Gelukkig is ek darem nie te stupid vir ‘n proefbuisbaba nie!

  • 105.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Die voordeel van n proefbuisbaba is dat jy nie sommer met AIDS gebore kan word nie!

  • 106.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Ok then, I will be a journo.

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    The SA Super 14 teams have finally come together and decided to give their best players to SA’s newest franchise the Spears. A official from the Lions, Mr. Goobleygook has told Keo that they have signed over their most dangerous winger Jorrie Muller to the cause. The Sharks and Stormers were not far behind and players like Werner Greef (affectionatly called ‘Up and Under’ by his fans has joined the Spears in the Eastern Cape. Gus Theron will join him soon and ‘Slapchips’ little brother will also go (what’s his name?). The Sharks have also shown their support and will decide which of their legends will head of to the spears. The Bulls have yet to decide wich players they will contribute but could not qoute before going to press as they don’t have any players of this caliber. Robbie (THE LEGEND) Fleck has been rumoured to coach while Chester Williams will be available on a insulting, sorry, consulting basis. The Provinces was qouted saying nothing will stop them from helping a Province win the Super14, and with these players we will have the cup next year in the Eastern Cape.

  • 107.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Flippit – ek dink selfs dit is nie eers meer waar nie!

    Hulle het jare laas die proefbuis “dishwasher” by eneige provinsiale hospitaal opgegradeer.

    In der waarheid – jy sal gelukkig wees as jy net een tipe AIDS kry as jou proefbuis eers deur een van daai masjiene was!

  • 108.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    And if you don’t give us more news NOW I will write another one!!

  • 109.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Grrr… – maak jou vrou bly en gaan sny die gras. Ag toe man…

  • 110.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Mongril

    Why, don’t you like my piece?? Please don’t say that… :( Boet, if I was at home to do the gras and cut the wife I wouldn’t be on this site.

  • 111.jondood: Reply to this comment

    Grrr

    Your post is very close to the truth

  • 112.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Jon

    I would have added Bulls players but got bored so don’t take it as a compliment… :)

  • 113.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    Sh*t – don’t cut the wife Grrr! [Unless you're in Afghanistan where such behaviour is quite legal and in fact encouraged].

  • 114.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Mongril

    You from there? Hear it’s a nice place to visit.

  • 115.Mongril: Reply to this comment

    No Grrr – I kind of have a problem with limpet mines in sandpits at creches; golf courses that consist only of bunkers; and a hustler magazine that contains a veiled beauty on the centrefold.

    Only 3 of the many reasons why it would not be an ideal home for me.

  • 116.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Mongril

    All true except the Hustler part. They are getting very vulgar there, the last week they even showed ancle! Where is this world going???

  • 117.Stan: Reply to this comment

    Mongril,
    Jy bedoel daai masjiene is so vuil dat die kokkerotte met Gumboots daar rondloop?

    Grr,
    Jy sal n baie swak rugby joernalis uitmaak as jy nie ware legendes soos Chris Rossouw se naam kan onthou nie. Hierdie man val in die klas van ware helde van weleer soos Ettienne Fynn,Dale Sandton Mac Masiepa, Hugh Reece Edwards, Tinus Linee, Jerome Spaarwater en Wayne Fyvie.
    En dan het die bullsnatuurlik die fenomenale Norman Jordaan opgelwer.

  • 118.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Stan

    Hoe kon ek!!! Genade… En al daai legendes ook. Ek skaam my dood… :blush: Hoop nie Keo fire my nie!

  • 119.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Stupid smiley… :b

  • 120.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Darn… I give up…

  • 121.Grrrr....I'm a Lion!: Reply to this comment

    Dale Sandton’s new book is on release. ‘How to go form the Boks to club rugby (B league) in 1 year..’ Inspirational!!!!

  • 122.Oranje Orakel: Reply to this comment

    Jeez PA

    You are on a roll Boet

    Giving the Bulls horns, albeit an Orange one :smile:

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