All Black guilty of assault
1 Feb 2006
All Black loose forward Sione Lauaki pleaded guilty to a charge of common assault when he appeared in court earlier today in Hamilton.
The incident in question saw Lauaki punch a security guard in the early hours of the morning.
Police agreed to allow Lauaki to perform community service in return for being released without a conviction, thus allowing the incident to have no impact on Lauaki’s career.
23 Comments
1 Feb 2006, 09:15 am
Not only do these dragons have a drinking problem they are aggressive because of all the steroids.
1 Feb 2006, 09:18 am
Any wise remarks Tackledoos???
1 Feb 2006, 09:28 am
Thug…
1 Feb 2006, 09:41 am
He’s simply right up there with other infamous drunken and/or doped up rugby thugs like South Africa’s James Small and the dreaded Lukas van Biljon!
Is that somehow “wise enough” a remark for you?
1 Feb 2006, 10:06 am
So does this mean he stays an all black?> or does he lose his spot?
1 Feb 2006, 10:20 am
Naah… of course he stays an All Black! He’s a member of a rugby team, not a cathedral choir! Get a grip!
1 Feb 2006, 10:22 am
huhm huhm huhm, tsk tsk tsk, indictive of a soceity in turmoil….
1 Feb 2006, 10:36 am
Tackler – don’t leave Norm Hewitt off your list – not only did he beat up a cab driver, but also the homeowner when he walked into the wrong house after a night out. And Saimone Taumoepeau who beat up his pregnant wife, on the pavement, in a fit of drunken rage.
1 Feb 2006, 10:43 am
Suppose thats typical of Society in NZ, thats why they have such a hi suicide rate and they all look dodgy as **** with those stupid hairdos akin to gettin Sheep Horny.
If your countrys biggest role models can get away with this type of **** then i guess its alright for everyone else who is from NZ or pretends to be from NZ
1 Feb 2006, 10:59 am
Doped up thugs like James small, give the man a break, whats wrong with the odd bit of wacky backy now and again. That NZ cricket team of the past will agree with me 100%.
1 Feb 2006, 11:00 am
Norm Hewitt has LONG since retired and has made a truckful of cash as — of all things — a twinnkletoed and extremely graceful competitive ballrooom dancer!!!
1 Feb 2006, 11:01 am
Didn’t realise that Kiwis were such a violent bunch. Beating up an intruder in his own home and knocking seven shades out of your pregnant wife(mind you they do get irratating with all those hormones buzzing about) are kiwi qualities we so rarely hear about.
I suppose it is to be expected though look what the rascals did to poor old Captain Cook.
When we all descend on the Island in 2011 for what will undoubtably be the smallest ever world cup should we hire security guards or personal protection, its just we saffas are not used to such high levels of violent crime.
1 Feb 2006, 11:34 am
Just be sure you can all dance like our twinkletoed Norm Hewitt and you’ll all be ay-okay!
1 Feb 2006, 11:43 am
LMFA Tackler will be the one South African to acutally move of the Island in 2011.
1 Feb 2006, 11:43 am
Ummmm Tackler
“Our twinkletoed Norm Hewitt”
You seem to forget that you are an ex Saffa. Give it up son, we don’t like you, and as evidenced by the postings of other Kiwi’s, neither do they.
Repeat after me:
No matter how much I sing the All Blacks praises and slate the country of my birth, I will NEVER be a REAL Kiwi. – sorry for you.
1 Feb 2006, 11:45 am
Tackler,
Just a question? Why NZ (The armpit of the world) Did Zimbabwe turn you down for citizenship?
1 Feb 2006, 11:50 am
Seeing as I am on a roll here, how about quoting some of those stats you seem so fond of.
1) The percentage of Saffas that think you are a doos.
2) The percentage of Kiwis that think you are a doos.
3) The chances of you ever getting a night out with that sheep you have been eyeing.
4) The success rate in reversing that full-frontal lobotomy you seem to be afflicted with.
5) And last but not least, finding out from your mother which of those scaly characters at the Cape docks is really your father? (and how much she charged him.)
1 Feb 2006, 11:51 am
Offside BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 Feb 2006, 12:21 pm
Eish Tackler, where have you dissapeared to?
Did you just see an Emu run past that you think “might” be interested in you – or perhaps an armadillo.
1 Feb 2006, 12:38 pm
Aha the lads are back at each other’s throats on the blog … and we ask ourselves why the players in the local derby’s beat seven shades of purple out of each other ….
not at all unhappy that a “security guard” (read juiced up bouncer aka Jake da Mus)got what was coming to him, have we forgotten John Smit’s niggle with these characters so quickly? I’m all for ‘security’ getting a decent klap every now and then – otherwise they are intolerable & a law unto themselves!
1 Feb 2006, 14:25 pm
Damn – I just wanted them to ban the freak for te Sharks game.
1 Feb 2006, 15:54 pm
Tackler,
You obviously a doos.
1 Feb 2006, 17:12 pm
Drunken Violent Rapists these boys, hey? Obviously trained at the Roger Randle school of decorum.
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