The great Jean bluff

The great Jean bluff

15 Feb 2006

Jean de Villiers has been named in the Stormers team to take on the Waratahs, but don’t be surprised if this is no more than a red herring.

The news relating to De Villiers in no more promising than yesterday, when keo.co.za learnt that the Bok playmaker tweaked a groin muscle and was expected to be out for between seven and 10 days.

Coach Kobus van der Merwe and his coaching staff are hoping for a miracle, and stranger things have happened, but the smart money is still on De Villiers taking no part in Saturday’s encounter.

The other possible mindgame ahead of the clash with Ewen McKenzie’s side concerns the wings. Jonghi Nokwe has been named as right wing, with Rayno Benjamin handed jersey 11. This is a role reversal from the last two encounters against the Cats and Spears, and could be a ploy to throw off the planning of McKenzie.

With Wendell Sailor and Lote Tuqiri expected to be the opposition wingers, any advantage Van der Merwe can engineer for his chargers will be welcome.

The rest of the side is as predicted. Hanyani Shimange failed his bid for fitness, and Schalk Brits starts. Even though Shimange is bracketed as a substitute, the likelihood of him playing is poor.

STORMERS SIDE TO FACE THE WARATAHS

15.       Werner Greeff
14.       Jonghi Nokwe
13.       De Wet Barry (C)
12.       Jean De Villiers
11.       Rayno Benjamin
10.       Peter Grant
9.         Bolla Conradie
8.         Adri Badenhorst
7          Schalk Burger
6.         Luke Watson
5.         Andries Bekker
4.         Ross Skeate
3.         Eddie Andrews
2.         Schalk Brits
1.         JD Moller

Subs

16.       Huia Edmonds / Hanyani Shimange
17.       Attie Winter / Neil Fullard
18.       Henk Eksteen
19.       David Hendricks / Justin Melck
20.       Neil De Kock
21.       Naas Olivier
22.       Joe Petersen


147 Comments

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  • 101.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:16 pm

    Has it got headrests at least???

  • 102.wpw: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:16 pm

    my friends used to call it the ‘panty dropper’ cos it was a seriously sexy car. Oh, and you couldnt see what was going on inside the car too.

  • 103.wpw: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:17 pm

    Yip langman. But no A/C.

  • 104.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:17 pm

    wpw… The previous owner being you? Or the owner before you?
    Can they supe up a Tazz 1.3???

  • 105.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:19 pm

    Sorry about that boet…
    That’s a **** one…
    Isn’t there something better in that price range?

  • 106.wpw: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:22 pm

    langman, the guy who owned it before me. Ag, i used to drive it from Worcester to CT doing like over 200km/h but then it started giving problems.

    the tazz is fine for now. i am not bothered about a better model yet. 1st finish my studies and then i’ll give it to the wife(fiancee for now) and get me a POLO or a nice AUDI. Sal maar n paar jaar moet wag…

  • 107.Ant227: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:23 pm

    JDV flew to the USA (by flapping his arms) and went to confront Chuck Norris.

    Chuck tried to kick him with a roundhouse – JDV intercepted Chucks foot, ran it into the wall and broke Chuck’s leg.

    Chuck tried to continue, but JDV spear tackled him and Chuck shat his pants and ended up sitting in the corner, mumbling incoherently while sucking his thumb. JDV then rubbed Chuck’s mustache off his face with a bit of JDV spit and his left hand’s little finger.

    Chuck then signed over the rights to all the Chuck Norris jokes to JDV ont he wall of the room he was sitting in, witnessed by a priest, a rabbi and a kindergarten teacher.

    Jean brought the wall back.

    Chuck is still sitting in the corner.

  • 108.bok_befok: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:27 pm

    Ant,

    never ever insult Chuck Norris again… or I will put JdV on you!

  • 109.Ant227: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:30 pm

    Chuck was ….. JDV IS

  • 110.Andre_WP: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:30 pm

    No more kids allowed on this site please

  • 111.wpw: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:31 pm

    guys, enuf with the chuck norris & JDV comments. Or i’ll put Mr.T on you. lol

  • 112.CoffeeshopBok;-): Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:33 pm

    May I ask when this Chuck Norris craze hit SA?

  • 113.wpw: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:37 pm

    CSB
    the same time as your favorite TV show, WWF Wrestling!!! lol

    Can you smeeellllllll what the ROCK, is cooking?

  • 114.Methos: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:38 pm

    CSB

    Right after Chuck killed “Die Swart Ruiter”, “Die Wit Tier” and “Rocco die grensvegter in a 3 on 1 fight.

    Cheers

  • 115.bok_befok: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:38 pm

    CSB,

    it started today @ 2:19

  • 116.Ant227: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:39 pm

    CSB – a couple of weeks ago, but it is over now.

    JDV heard about it!

  • 117.LoveJoy: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:40 pm

    LOL methos

    hahaa.. rocco die grensvegter!
    classic

  • 118.bok_befok: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:40 pm

    Andre_WP,

    in 96 hours, Chuck has killed 93 people and save the world 4 times. What have you done in your life?

  • 119.Logie: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:41 pm

    You okes are really funny…..you’d swear JdV have all of you locked up in an Internet cafe somewhere;-)

  • 120.Spook: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:44 pm

    One last one, but this one is very good:

    JDV once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked
    JDV in the chest. The result was the 80′s.

  • 121.Logie: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:44 pm

    Ps. Steve’s gonna sing pampoen to Thabo and hope it’ll convince him to keep the name Pretoria out of pure pity….

  • 122.Ant227: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:48 pm

    Logie

    Heard they are going to play Liefling as loud as can be for as long as it takes the powers to be to leave it as Pretoria.

  • 123.bok_befok: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:48 pm

    Logie,

    JdV does not need the internet… he IS the internet!

  • 124.bok_befok: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:51 pm

    keo is JdV’s *****!

  • 125.wpw: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:53 pm

    bb, keo is actually mallet’s *****. JDV made gregan his ***** at Ellis Park last yr in TN.

  • 126.Logie: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:53 pm

    So what’s the take on JdV’s groin injury? I know you guys can come up with a good one!

  • 127.bigg: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:55 pm

    Jees some of you okes can talk allot of f&*%$ing kuk… **** Chuck…

  • 128.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:55 pm

    And Ig is Keo’s *****!!!!

  • 129.BlackJack: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:56 pm

    Logie
    No injury, he just wants to sit the game out in case Bolla wants to kiss him.

  • 130.Ant227: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:57 pm

    Bigg

    JDV has already done that, twice.

  • 131.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:57 pm

    So that means JdW and Keo could double-team poor Iggy!!!!

  • 132.Logie: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:58 pm

    IG, do you have masking tape!!!????

  • 133.Spook: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 15:59 pm

    When JDV pulled his groin muscle, it felt so good, he pulled it again!!

  • 134.Methos: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:00 pm

    Logie

    JdV was attempting to do the kata (a karate maneuver) that is only known to the most highly skilled warriors. This kata carries a lot of danger to the person who attempts this. The first person to ever attempt it was Bruce Lee and he died from a heart attack halfway through it. Jean de Villier completed it and walked away with a slight hamstring stain.

    Cheers

  • 135.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:02 pm

    Unless Simon is actually Keo’s ***** and Ig is Simon’s *****… Then JdV, Keo and Simon would triple team poor Iggy…..

  • 136.rugbyfan100%: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:03 pm

    JDV is so tough he runs into tackles for the thrill…

  • 137.wpw: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:05 pm

    logie, surely you should ask him if he is gonna swallow a fork. it will be mashed!!!

  • 138.bok_befok: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:06 pm

    JdV pulls his groin muscles as part of his training for the fun… it helps him tuffen up!

  • 139.Ant227: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:06 pm

    Methos

    Farkin brilliant.

  • 140.Logie: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:07 pm

    wpw

    Iggy sounds like the name of a pet hamster…i’m just putting one & one together mate;-)

  • 141.LoveJoy: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:07 pm

    I heard that JdV injured his groin on a movie set, whilst filming Anaconda 3, where his ***** plays the role of the snake.

  • 142.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:09 pm

    wpw – you’re wrong mate :-)

  • 143.rugbyfan100%: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:09 pm

    JVD jumps off cliffs for the rush…

  • 144.Logie: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:09 pm

    Lovejoy
    you’ve got one vivid farkin imagination mate…lol

  • 145.Langman: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:13 pm

    I heard JdV injured his ***** on a movie set, whilst filming Star Wars, where his nuts were playing the roles of Jupiter and Saturn!!!

  • 146.nondoda: Reply to this comment
    15 Feb 2006, 16:16 pm

    Chris..

    Jongikhaya Nokwe

    in short

    Jongi (correct form)

    You must ommit the H in Jonghi

  • 147.Bokbokboklikechicken: Reply to this comment
    16 Feb 2006, 09:41 am

    Are the Stormers a ***-only team or is it just Barry, Bolla, Joe VN, Percy, etc?

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