Dan can’t crack code

Dan can’t crack code

Dan Vickerman’s ability to understand Afrikaans won’t help the Wallabies disrupt the Springbok line-out on Saturday.

This is according to Australian forwards coach Michael Foley, who shrugged off suggestions that the former SA U21 lock would give his pack an edge.

“We’ve actually asked him to interpret some of their line-out calls, but I think he’s a bit out of practice,” Foley said. “So we haven’t had much luck there. Most of the line-out calls are now coded … the ball could come in any way.”

Foley was then asked if having a player who knew the opposition’s language could work in other ways, as was the case when former Wallaby second-rower and French speaker Peter FitzSimons allegedly began swearing at the French during one Test.

“Fitzy had the great ability to distract people,” Foley said. “When he jumped in the line-out it would have been difficult to get a cigarette paper underneath his feet, but he tended to win line-out ball. So there had to be something else to it.”


19 Comments

  • 1.Baas Naas: Reply to this comment

    Dan Vickerman understands: “Ek is eerste”

  • 2.Baas Naas: Reply to this comment

    We need Bakkies there to tell him “MY BAL IS MY BAL EN JOU BAL KAN ONS OOR ONDERHANDEL”!

  • 3.coachie9: Reply to this comment

    vickerman is baie beter as bakkies. bakkies speel sy beste rugby as die fluitjie geblaas het.

  • 4.Skim: Reply to this comment

    Baas naas die paas haas?

  • 5.Skim: Reply to this comment

    5!

  • 6.Skim: Reply to this comment

    van wanner af is enigeiemand beter as bakkies?

  • 7.TheTackler: Reply to this comment

    Bakkies isn’t there. Nor is Danie Gerber or Naas. Move along, please. Nothing to see here.

  • 8.wpforever: Reply to this comment

    yes Tackler you move along now !

  • 9.pompies: Reply to this comment

    Dan could not get into the bok team that’s why he is playing for oz.

  • 10.Dutchman: Reply to this comment

    Does it matter where the ball goes….we are competitive everywhere

    Tackler, why does the NZ players piss on the field of play….fuckall manners

  • 11.Dutchman: Reply to this comment

    This moerse haka….then they piss themselves

  • 12.Jurgens: Reply to this comment

    TheTackler

    Want me to send a box of nappies to nz?

  • 13.katman: Reply to this comment

    Vickerman was a bit of a sorry sight towards the end of last week’s game. Spent more time staring into the physio’s eyes than competing in the line-out. And he must know that Jack and that mullet beanpole don’t dish out nearly as much hurt as Pakslae.

  • 14.Paws: Reply to this comment

    Dan does not need to crack the code .. with JS throwing into the lineout they are assured of winning at least 4 of our lineouts.

  • 15.tackler_of_note: Reply to this comment

    Jurgens would you like to ask Jerry face to face if you can send him some nappy’s?

  • 16.tackler_of_note: Reply to this comment

    Dont know about your size, but I’m pretty sure that he could MAKE me wear one of those nappy’s. But I would love the oppurtunity to meet him on the field, execute one supersize Henry Honiball speciality on him, just above the knees!

  • 17.tackler_of_note: Reply to this comment

    Bakkies can crack . . . Dan’s skull

  • 18.Delek: Reply to this comment

    ********, who cares about manners???? We care about winning. You may have noticed the results…….

  • 19.yoda: Reply to this comment

    ya delek

    what winning? you havent won a WC in 20 years, and the one you did win, the best team on earth wasnt even playing in…

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