Wales tortured at Twickers

Wales tortured at Twickers

England gave their World Cup hopes a boost when they destroyed Wales 62-5 at Twickenham.

This “friendly” (sold to the public as a Test) told us nothing we didn’t know already. England’s pack can match any in the world, but their backs are pretty ordinary. Wales were awful in the Six Nations and judging by today’s effort they’ve spent the off-season improving their tans.

Wales’s pack was understrength, but they will still be embarrassed at how they were pummelled by the Poms. Six of England’s nine tries came from the forwards, who mauled like they were up against local club players called in to help at training.

The tone was set when England scored twice in the opening quarter through No 8 Nick Easter. The first came after a break by scrumhalf Shaun Perry down the blindside and the second from a 5m line-out and subsequent driving maul.

Wilkinson uncharacteristically missed two of his first three shots at goal, including an early penalty, but helped set up England’s third try when he broke two tackles inside Wales’ 22. The forwards cleaned up quickly and second-rower Steve Borthwick barged over. Wilkinson added the conversion and slotted a penalty soon after to make it 22-0.

England’s dominance continued after half-time when Easter was driven over for his hat-trick. Perry then finally claimed one for the backs, although it was the forwards who helped him across.

At this point England were leading 36-0, but Wales hit back when winger Daffyd James found himself on the end of a rare overlap and scored in the corner.

The biggest cheer of the day came when Lawrence Dallaglio replaced Easter midway through the second half, and the World Cup winner repaid the fans support with England’s sixth try.

Perry then scored his second to bring up 50 points, before Jason Robinson and Mathew Tait completed the rout with another two touchdowns.

England –Tries: Nick Easter (3), Steve Borthwick, Shaun Perry (2), Lawrence Dallaglio, Jason Robinson, Mathew Tait. Conversions: Jonny Wilkinson (7). Penalty: Wilkinson.
Wales – Try: Dafydd James.

By Simon Borchardt


600 Comments

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  • 101.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    Kevin w ….don’t have clue what your on about, wales are pretty ****, so that makes eng great, don’t think so

  • 102.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    surrey
    Sorry, the ref who?

  • 103.grootblousmile: Reply to this comment

    chch….. lol

  • 104.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    91

    This wasn’t our real squad either. You guys seem to think this was our first XV. It isn’t.

  • 105.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    remind me of the scores in south africa this year big hit?

  • 106.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    100

    Be aware that the world cup is being played in the northern hemisphere. Our rules.

  • 107.rugbystud: Reply to this comment

    Big hit – you dont have a backline – Willo will be in plaster after his first game

  • 108.chch: Reply to this comment

    If that is Northern Hemishere rugby then I hope for rugby’s sake that a Southern Hemishere team wins the WC

  • 109.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    105

    2nd test, half time, altitude, England ‘C’ 19-17 South Africa

  • 110.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    100# chch
    Bwaaaaaahhh!
    Funny mate!!

    Roll away and light up, pass it on to the backline, I say.

  • 111.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    who is missing big hit

  • 112.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    107

    Did you not see the hit he stuck on that taff today?

  • 113.Captain Danger: Reply to this comment

    chch 108, I don’t think you need to worry about that.

  • 114.David: Reply to this comment

    England tactics for the WC: 5 lineout forwards and the driving maul. Sounds familiar.
    Is Jake now Ashtons best mate? :grin:

  • 115.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    105# surrey
    Not to mention the stench when they shat their pants!

  • 116.rugbystud: Reply to this comment

    Big Hit – leave the excuses – you lost – end

  • 117.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    111

    Dallaglio on the bench, Catt on bench, Tait playing 15, Cueto injured, Lewsey, Rees at openside, Lewsey to return, Chuter maybe for 2.

    There are many decisions yet to be made.

  • 118.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    surrey
    102#, the ref?

  • 119.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    114

    Thats Ashton’s plan. He has seen that when the Boks get matched up front, they run out of ideas.

    It could very well work for England.

  • 120.rugbystud: Reply to this comment

    112 – He’s probably in out patients’ suffering from concussion now

  • 121.kevin w: Reply to this comment

    surreyshark

    go read my post and the one i’m responding to before making comments, then you might unerstand.

    Big Hit

    at halftime, nobody has won… a handy tip, only concern yourself with fulltime.

  • 122.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    chch
    Is the WC being played according to NH rules then?

  • 123.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    the ref for the game in paris eng v sa is the same ref as todays one in the eng v wales game

  • 124.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    kevin
    I think surrey just misread you there.

  • 125.rugbystud: Reply to this comment

    121 – bravo – the records will read SA win – Pom loss………..

  • 126.Captain Danger: Reply to this comment

    Is he still going on about a half time score?? What is up with that???

  • 127.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    123# surrey
    I see, thanx.

  • 128.chch: Reply to this comment

    Wales were poor. The English backline didn’t even have to run angles … players just straitened and went through
    The Welsh #9 and #10 also made some poor decisions. I take it that the winger was a fill in for an injury too

  • 129.rugbystud: Reply to this comment

    Big hit – go and light a fire with that lump wood jacarandauk – but don’t cry when there are only ashes left.

  • 130.chch: Reply to this comment

    122 Pietman,

    That is what Big Hit thinks

    Today may have been the exception. I am sure that Johnny made him a nice breakfast thismorning anyway

  • 131.Captain Danger: Reply to this comment

    lol rugbystud – you shouldn’t bring up “the Ashes”.

  • 132.chch: Reply to this comment

    130 the ref that is

  • 133.rugbystud: Reply to this comment

    India oh India

  • 134.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    122

    When NH teams went down south for the RWC 2003 they prepared themselves for a SH approach to refereeing as did the British lions in 2005.

  • 135.chch: Reply to this comment

    Did you all see how excited the crowd were at England’s boring tactics …. oh my god these people are starved for real rugby

  • 136.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    i think that pre world cup hysteria is setting in, today game meant zip , and i mean ZIP FOR the world cup, wales where poor upfront england pack played well, i would love to have seen the welsh bacline behind that english scrum, but that wasn’t the case – end result is wait for the poms to play the frogs we might get something from that!!

  • 137.chch: Reply to this comment

    135 I think the Southern Hemishere needs to double the number of players we are sending to the Northern Hemishere in 2008 ….. lets save the game of rugby

  • 138.Captain Danger: Reply to this comment

    chch, they probably have promtps against the opposite stands like in sitcoms to keep them cheering.

  • 139.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    135

    You mean that throw it around **** that NZ Super 14 teams play?

    136

    This was great for self-belief, dropping Farrell and getting Jake White worried

  • 140.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    136# surrey
    True.
    Can’t read anything in today’s game.

  • 141.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    133 ,,,, thats just not cricket

  • 142.chch: Reply to this comment

    134 lol

  • 143.Captain Danger: Reply to this comment

    141 lmfao

  • 144.chch: Reply to this comment

    139 Everybody please read 139 … this is just the sort of thing I am referrign to in 137

    Please give generously

  • 145.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    big hit ….now your rolling out that its great for self belief line, allthough your probably right seeing as you will in all liklyhood playing wales in the quarters, so it will be good to get a win for confidence

  • 146.Captain Danger: Reply to this comment

    144 chch, mate, i just had a chuckle reading that one.

  • 147.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    145

    After the SA tour England needed a little bit of self-belief because they definitely have the ability.

  • 148.surreyshark4: Reply to this comment

    what is the NH record against SH big hit, i don’t have my fact book with me

  • 149.Pietman: Reply to this comment

    139# Big Hit

    And you are telling me that I don’t know anything about rugby rugby!
    Eish!!!

  • 150.chch: Reply to this comment

    Does England have really small numbers on their backs to make them look bigger or to make them look as though they are moving faster?

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