Wales tortured at Twickers

Wales tortured at Twickers

England gave their World Cup hopes a boost when they destroyed Wales 62-5 at Twickenham.

This “friendly” (sold to the public as a Test) told us nothing we didn’t know already. England’s pack can match any in the world, but their backs are pretty ordinary. Wales were awful in the Six Nations and judging by today’s effort they’ve spent the off-season improving their tans.

Wales’s pack was understrength, but they will still be embarrassed at how they were pummelled by the Poms. Six of England’s nine tries came from the forwards, who mauled like they were up against local club players called in to help at training.

The tone was set when England scored twice in the opening quarter through No 8 Nick Easter. The first came after a break by scrumhalf Shaun Perry down the blindside and the second from a 5m line-out and subsequent driving maul.

Wilkinson uncharacteristically missed two of his first three shots at goal, including an early penalty, but helped set up England’s third try when he broke two tackles inside Wales’ 22. The forwards cleaned up quickly and second-rower Steve Borthwick barged over. Wilkinson added the conversion and slotted a penalty soon after to make it 22-0.

England’s dominance continued after half-time when Easter was driven over for his hat-trick. Perry then finally claimed one for the backs, although it was the forwards who helped him across.

At this point England were leading 36-0, but Wales hit back when winger Daffyd James found himself on the end of a rare overlap and scored in the corner.

The biggest cheer of the day came when Lawrence Dallaglio replaced Easter midway through the second half, and the World Cup winner repaid the fans support with England’s sixth try.

Perry then scored his second to bring up 50 points, before Jason Robinson and Mathew Tait completed the rout with another two touchdowns.

England –Tries: Nick Easter (3), Steve Borthwick, Shaun Perry (2), Lawrence Dallaglio, Jason Robinson, Mathew Tait. Conversions: Jonny Wilkinson (7). Penalty: Wilkinson.
Wales – Try: Dafydd James.

By Simon Borchardt


600 Comments

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  • 251.chch: Reply to this comment

    249 skopskiet,

    The idea of gaving any master plan to Eddie Jones just has me in stitches

  • 252.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    245

    I don’t think Jake White will listen. He only listens to Clive Woodward and Eddie Jones.

    244

    Its not the finalised England pack. But I see your point, they haven’t gelled.

    But what a gang. This pack is a beef machine:

    1. Andrew Sheridan – 6 ft 4, 19st 7lbs

    3. Phil Vickery – 6 ft 3, 17st

    4. Simon Shaw – 6 ft 9, 18st 7lbs

    5. Martin Corry – 6ft 5, 17st 7lbs

    6. Nick Easter – 6ft 4, 18 st 2lbs

    7. Joe Worsley – 6ft 5, 18st

    8. Lawrence Dallaglio – 6ft 4, 17st 7lbs

  • 253.willievz: Reply to this comment

    #248

    I will tell you this though.

    They do engage in some shannanegans off the ball and what you stress is a valid point, but their angles of running from the forwards are very predictable. Their mauling is also predictable, the key men involved there should just be curtailed. Doing this is troublesome if you don’t you who are the silent enforcers, but I know now…

    England will get beaten up front. Scrums are a different kettle of fish though. I am talking about the tight loose.

    I am not going to say a word further…

  • 254.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Howzit skopskiet, doing well there? ;)

  • 255.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    247

    Mike Catt > Mauger and Iceman Toe

  • 256.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Skopskiet 246

    I agree that Bismarck should be on the bench for the England clash.

    And for that fixture, Albert vdB should be benched as well, I have a specific role for him…one role…

  • 257.LondonBok: Reply to this comment

    Look on oddschecker.com

    Average odds on Boks to win the World Cup is 5:1

    Average odds on England are 25:1

    Looks like the Poms are not putting their money where their mouths are……..

    Or maybe everyone just thinks they are cr@p.

  • 258.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Big Hit

    I still see value in Mike Catt, he is a must play for you.

  • 259.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Keep it under your hat Willie boy and slip it to EJ, better still get employed as tactician in chief for the boks and plan the English downfall yourself.

  • 260.john_doe: Reply to this comment

    #230 #231

    No I have to disagree. With the exception of Wales
    and the Springboks, all the top teams have had a good buildup to the RWC.

    Matches vs Namibia and Connaught cannot compare to
    tests vs the All Blacks and Wallabies.

    The top Boks, in my humble opinion, will arrive at the RWC way short of match practice and will sadly be underdone.

    Just being realistic thats all.

  • 261.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Good on you Willie I trust your instincts only problem is will Jake listen to your wisdom, sadly I doubt it.

  • 262.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    258

    I’m glad someone sees the value in Catt. He’s one of the most intelligent players in the game today.

  • 263.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    You wanna play Albert at 8 huh Willie ala Mark Andrews?

  • 264.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    253

    Bear in mind Tom Rees is first choice openside and great on the floor.

    Keep that on tha downlow tho ;)

  • 265.chch: Reply to this comment

    258 willievz,

    Commedy value ?

  • 266.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    The boy is a genius, born in PE, so going forward he might have immense value, but when the big boys come thundering through will he hold the line or fold? MC that is.

  • 267.willievz: Reply to this comment

    John Doe 260

    Of course, that is one side of the coin. I share your concerns, but I will tell you this – the Boks will mentally be the most prepared team at the RWC.

    This year’s 3N was overshadowed in the minds by the RWC later in the year, hence our first team would have travelled 24h on a plane with their thoughts not on the big event later in the year. It was a mission that they had to refrain from IMO.

  • 268.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    265

    Just keep bigging up the ‘Toe’

  • 269.Jet: Reply to this comment

    183. Hold on to your knickers Pietman, as far as I am aware, no protocol exits on this site where one has to refer to a bloggers handle and that failure to do so will be disrespectful.

    Forget the previous post, not really worth explaining.

  • 270.willievz: Reply to this comment

    #265

    Let’s hope :)

  • 271.chch: Reply to this comment

    260 john_doe,

    That means (being realistic) that New Zealand and South Africa will meet in a semi (and being even more realistic) deciding the WC winner :-)

  • 272.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Jet 269

    You are right, no protocol exists, but good manners are rewarded everywhere. Even on the internet.

  • 273.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    266

    He won’t fold. Its only Jean opposite him don’t forget, not Jonah.

    The SA centres aren’t going to steamroll anyone. Centres rarely do these days.

  • 274.john_doe: Reply to this comment

    #246 Good assessment. Bismark though was chosen on his abilities in the CC. So we will have to hope and pray that he has what it takes as a test hooker.

    Big Hit isn’t Dayglo 35 yrs old?

  • 275.chch: Reply to this comment

    268 Big Hit,

    I am not a Toeava fan …. I am trusting that GH told him to play **** in All Black games so that they could use him as a world cup secret weapon … either that or Toeava has naked photoes of GH :-)

  • 276.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Jean and even Jaque are reasonable size boys that come at one at speed, maybe your Farrel boy is a better option to hold the line there, and could be that Ashton sees it the same.

  • 277.David: Reply to this comment

    Catt will be there to cover for Wilko, as he was in 2003.
    England need to be respected, certainly not feared.

  • 278.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Big Hit

    All I am saying is that it depends on the attacking team where the point of breakdown will take place, and also the speed with which it goes to ground.

    If our players refrain from going to ground in the tackle for a split second longer, we are going to see the true English colours…then the fetcher is not the primary concern, but the ripper in the maul…

    Your very strength is also your achilles’ heel…

  • 279.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    274

    Would you like to play against him? He’s a powerful player

    275

    Mauger isn’t much better. Solid at best.

  • 280.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Chch

    Who would be your AB centre pairing in the RWC?

  • 281.joeboy: Reply to this comment

    2 many OLD men in the England team
    Boks gonna beat them
    roll on world cup

  • 282.willievz: Reply to this comment

    #278

    In addition to my previous post….

    If the running lines of our backline will improve, ie running straighter, the point of breakdown will automatically be closer to the loose trio, doing away with many of the problems SA have encountered in this department.

    Now imagine if they can manage to keep the ball in the air while in contact a little longer…

    I can’t wait…

  • 283.joeboy: Reply to this comment

    274# Bismarck is the best hooker in SA.
    Now if we can only ger rid of Smit and Gary

  • 284.john_doe: Reply to this comment

    #271 the Wallabies more than stood up to the Boks in SA. I’m keeping my fingers crossed but the Wallabies do have BMT…

    I also expect Los Pumas, my second favorite
    team, to sneak past the French.

  • 285.chch: Reply to this comment

    278 williwvz,

    I think you need to be prepared to cycle the ball before the lie on it and try to avoid the slow players walking back on side.

    What would happen if England tried to mall anyway? They seam to be good at the rolling ruck!

  • 286.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    277

    I agree. Catt and Wilkinson together are a great team and Jonny benefits hugely. More so than he would with Farrell. Jonny is the best player in the world when playing alongside Catt imo.

    276

    Centres that break the line these days hit space, they don’t steam roll the man any more like Scott Gibbs used to. I would imagine a good defensive 13 will be played outside Catt if he plays and with Wilko inside it should be fine.

    278

    Saturday will provide a true indication of England’s strengths.

  • 287.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    66,000 watchd that game today btw. compared with 45,000 for the Tri Nations finale.

    Shocking.

  • 288.chch: Reply to this comment

    279 Big Hit,

    Mauger is good … (he is a specialist 12 by the way where as Toeava is a pretend center)

  • 289.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    288

    Why doesn’t he ever do anything special then?

  • 290.willievz: Reply to this comment

    #285

    Depending on field position, of course that is a very effective strategy too ;)

  • 291.chch: Reply to this comment

    280 willievz,

    Mauger and Smith as first choice

    McAlister and Mils as backup (MacDonald is first choice full back for me anyway)

    …but as GH says … there is a plan for each opposition team

  • 292.john_doe: Reply to this comment

    #283 Smit is a tried and tested test hooker, whereas Bismark was chosen solely on his form in the CC.

    Very dangerous to do that in my opinion.

    I agree with you on G Botha, he weakens the pack.

  • 293.David: Reply to this comment

    Ashton has told Farrel that he’s fighting for his place in todays game.

  • 294.Big Hit: Reply to this comment

    293

    The game is over.

    291

    lol. Don’t listen to Graham Henry. He’s a losing Lions coach and a failed Wales coach. He’s won nothing of repute.

  • 295.chch: Reply to this comment

    182 willievz,

    We should not forget the good old Southern Hemishere tactic of putting forwards out wide to create optional safe breakdown points … I am not sure the Northern Hemishere so this

  • 296.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Big Hit

    What about (Sir) Clive Woodward as Lions coach? :shock:

  • 297.willievz: Reply to this comment

    #295
    ;)

  • 298.chch: Reply to this comment

    271 john_doe,

    I have an option on a ticket for the 1/4 final and I would prefer France or Ireland to qualify 2nd to make it a bigger game.

  • 299.David: Reply to this comment

    chch 295
    Chris Jacks speciality. The Boks still haven’t worked it out!

  • 300.chch: Reply to this comment

    289 Big Hit,

    You missed the tri-nations then … please refer to 137

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