Matfield’s flank fling

Matfield’s flank fling

The world’s best lock has been playing flank. They do things a little differently at Toulon Rugby Club.

It would be unheard of in South Africa for Matfield trade shirt No. 5 for No. 7. He has no equal when it comes to lock play. His analyses of, and ability to read and torment opposition jumpers is legendary, while is skill and athleticism in loose play is unmatched.

There was, however, method to head coach Tana Umaga’s madness. Matfield, speaking to keo.co.za from his home in the picturesque suburb of Carquieranne, picks up the story of his three matches in unfamiliar territory.

“The whole purpose behind the switch was to enable me to get my hands on the ball more,” Matfield explains. “The coaching staff wanted me to be more involved in the loose, and they felt I had the necessary skills to succeed as a flanker.

“The adjustment was a fairly easy one to make. There’s not many differences other than packing down at a different place in the scrum. I still played the same role I always have in the lineouts – making the calls and being the primary jumper.

“I enjoyed the couple of matches I played there, but I think they realised I was best utilised at lock, so I’m back there for this weekend’s match [Matfield will be partnered by former Bulls team-mate Francois van Schouwenburg].”

Toulon currently top the log in Pro Division 2, four points clear of Stade Montois and a further 10 points clear of the ambitious Paris-based Racing Metro [two teams are promoted to the Top 14]. They have, however, dropped points on the road, putting them under pressure going into the closing stages of the season.

“It’s getting tight now but we’ve got a good, experienced side, so I’m confident we will cope with the pressure,” he said. “The key is to get a couple of away wins [they've lost their last three away games] because that’s been our weakness this season.”

Asked what he made of the Bulls’ indifferent form this season, Matfield sympathized with his former franchise but was in no doubt that their form graph would show an upward curve in the coming weeks.

“The key is to focus on the week ahead and not be overly fixated on setting goals for the [Australasian] tour,” he said. “You get into trouble the moment you start looking ahead and lose focus on the task at hand.

“I’m sure they’ll bounce back. They’ve played some good rugby this season – people lose sight of that. They dominated for 30 minutes against an excellent Crusaders side, and should have been 15 points up with 10 minutes to go against the Sharks. I think inexperience cost them in those matches, with guys like Bakkies Botha, Bryan Habana and Akona Ndungane missing.

“But they’re back now which is a huge boost. They’ve been playing some good rugby in my opinion. They key is getting some momentum on tour, which would allow them to make a big charge in the latter part of the campaign.”

By Ryan Vrede


242 Comments

  • 1.wez: Reply to this comment

    Umaga has lost his dragons!

  • 2.Green Machine: Reply to this comment

    Nice one Wez. :-D

    Gee, Ryan. You doin’ a helluva lot of reporting lately!

    Bladdy French. Screw everything up. I heard Toulon are looking for a wing. And Albert VD Berg’s been approached…

    :-D

  • 3.Xkreni-WP: Reply to this comment

    I can actually see Matfield as a flank. Very athletic and fast, good hands and the extra weight.

    When back at the Bulls maybe play him flank and Roussouw and Bakkies at lock.

    With Spies and Wickus they can form a devestating combination.

    Oh and he is at least 2m taller than little Lulu

  • 4.pinkfloyd: Reply to this comment

    Tana he can also play centre or on the wing because he spend a lot of time there playing for the Bulls!

  • 5.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #4 Pink

    Agree. Uli Schmidt started that trend of hanging out on the wing. Did his best work out there.

  • 6.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    Xkreni, did you see that the Sharks used Daniel on a few occasions at the lineout? He [like most people] is taller than Loooooooke.

  • 7.wez: Reply to this comment

    The Lions also used Big Joe on Outside centre from a scrum against you Bulls. Jaco packed down on the side of the scrum. Pity it didn’t work.

  • 8.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Bloody alliteration.

    Ryan you behemoth.

  • 9.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #8 Nou wat nou Dawnertjie ?

  • 10.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    “Flank fling.”

    All the headlines are the same.

  • 11.pauld: Reply to this comment

    Ja , Ryan digging deep the last few weeks to write something to keep the mob reading

  • 12.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Sitting there in France, eating late continental breakfasts and sipping cappucinos, and pretending it’s work!

    Bloody capitalist Monarchs.

  • 13.pauld: Reply to this comment

    French don’t do cappacinos. Black unsugared coffee with the obligatory croissant more like it

  • 14.BlueBlood: Reply to this comment

    Isin’t Umaga that 200 kg oke from WWE?

  • 15.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #14 ha ha. good one

  • 16.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Bakkies and WO both pulled their hamstrings in training today.

  • 17.pauld: Reply to this comment

    speaking of wwe i see vince macmahon is getting his star on hollywood boardwalk today. contributions to entertainment

  • 18.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    pompa

    Looks like they pulled each other’s hamstrings.

  • 19.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Ja there’s been alot of pulling going on in the Bulls camp!

  • 20.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    pompa are you talking kak or the truth?

  • 21.pauld: Reply to this comment

    19

    Maybe they should start pulling their heads out their arses and things will be better

  • 22.wez: Reply to this comment

    Pompa, are you serious?

  • 23.pompa: Reply to this comment

    I am serious, read it on news24

  • 24.shooter: Reply to this comment

    Pompa, regardles of the injuries. what is your story with the innuendo? I think it will take me 1 guess to know who you support.

  • 25.shooter: Reply to this comment

    pompa is ‘n mannetjies gans

  • 26.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    Bulls land in Brisbane
    11/03/2008 13:31

    Pretoria – The Bulls have landed safely in Brisbane and completed their first training session during which Bakkies Botha and Wynand Olivier injured their hamstrings.

    The extent of their injuries aren’t known at this stage but good news is that Fourie du Preez recovered from his hand injury that he picked up against the Lions and Derick Kuun’s rib injury is something of the past.

    The Bulls play the Reds on Saturday (kick-off 11:05 SA time) before playing the Chiefs, Blues and Force on their overseas tour.

  • 27.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Thanks Loskop. Damn I hope its not serious.

  • 28.4man: Reply to this comment

    #21 pauld
    non controversial as usual i see :)

  • 29.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #27 Kwagga

    Bakkies is a loss. That clown Wynand certainly isn’t so no need to get your knickers in a twist

  • 30.4man: Reply to this comment

    pauld
    i see your Stormers managed to sneak a win on the weekend!!

  • 31.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #28 4an

    Howzit boet. Yes , am just getting warmed up today. You should have seen me yesterday. Quite surprised I wasn’t banned by G-spot or whoever is the moddermaker these days

  • 32.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Paul

    Only reason I am worried is becuase we’ve fukc all to replace him with. :lol:

  • 33.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #30 4Man

    About bloody time too. Rassie has realised that you cant defend for 80 minutes. You need the tries. Stormers to finish mid-table

  • 34.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #32 Kwagga

    Your manager , Wynie , could replace him. Hell , I could.

  • 35.Knersboy: Reply to this comment

    yeah but if wynand can’t play, who will play fullback? maybe ndungane.

  • 36.wez: Reply to this comment

    Wys jou maar net hoe inaccurate die media reports is. Vrydag aand na die game report Kobus Wiese dat dit lyk asof Kuun se toer verby is. 4 dae later en hy is reg?
    As die injuries maar net so vinnig vir AP en Mossie kon verby gaan, dan het die Lions dalk nie met ‘n soveelste wooden spoon gedobbel nie.

  • 37.shooter: Reply to this comment

    29. if WO does 250 things right, consecutively, he may be a rugby player one day. besides having no confidence, he’s got no clue. He should go and join Marius Joubert and ressurect his career while there’s still something. Or he’s facing a career threatening hamstring injury.

  • 38.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    You busy this weekend……………….damn that sounded woes skeef…….to play ruggas I mean

  • 39.pompa: Reply to this comment

    shooter

    I am Lions supporter, but my best buddy plays for the Bulls, so loyalty is divede between the two!

  • 40.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    Saturday was WO’s best game in ages. FL must not bring JP Nel back into the starting line up. Replace Kirschner with Mongweni. If only the Bulls had signed Shimange last season as hooker. Now Kuun has injured his ribs and they are in kak for a replacement.

  • 41.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #39 Pompa

    I hope your best buddy is not Wynand

  • 42.shooter: Reply to this comment

    pompa, ja just having a stupid dig. I thought you were a lion :)

  • 43.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #39 Who is your buddy Pompa?

    We might as well take to the field with 14 players. We getting used to it by now. A 15th player might only get in the way..

  • 44.pompa: Reply to this comment

    pauld

    No THANK HEAVEN for that!!!

  • 45.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #44 Pompa

    Must be that meathead JP Nel then ?

  • 46.shooter: Reply to this comment

    hello kwagga, game geniet?

  • 47.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga

    Jong ek weet nie of ek sy naam moet noem nie, daar gaan BAIE vra wees as ek dit doen!

  • 48.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    :lol: Kwagga

  • 49.KingPaul: Reply to this comment

    Ek hoop Kuun toer saam met die Bulls. Wil graag sien hoe word hy hard gemoer deur Mealamu!!

  • 50.asha1: Reply to this comment

    jp nel is my hero! :shock:

  • 51.pompa: Reply to this comment

    pauld

    Actually JP is not a bad oke but no its not him!

  • 52.pauld: Reply to this comment

    I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me. ‘Oi, what’s your disability?’

    I said ‘Tourettes! Now f*** off you c***!’

  • 53.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Shooter.

    Ja erg baie. myself weer wan gedra na die tyd en Saterdag n ongeskikte kopseer aan my gehad maar alles ten goede.

    Pompa

    Skiet dan maar n bynaam ek sallie vrae vra nie. Die res van julle mag nie vir pompa kuk vrae vra oor sy pel nie gehoor?

  • 54.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    :lol: pauld

  • 55.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #51 Pompa

    You are making this tough. So far we have eliminated 2 members of the squad. Do we continue going through the other 20 names now ?

  • 56.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    Poma, are you WO’s hairdresser?

  • 57.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga almal ken omterent net sy bynaam, nou behoort jy n idee te he.

  • 58.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #52 bwhahahahahaha. my father in law pulled the same stunt only his response was “I cant read” Nearly shat myself!!

  • 59.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    Pompa, Meisiekind or Bakkies?

  • 60.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    Liefling? Are you Lieflings liefling?

  • 61.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Nee dan dink ek ek weet. Sallie verder vra nie.

  • 62.pompa: Reply to this comment

    No I am Mienkie’s liefling!!

  • 63.asha1: Reply to this comment

    62
    so it is WO. he’s the only one in that squad that you can refer to as mienkie!

  • 64.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #62 G’n wonder jou nic is Pompa……..

  • 65.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    So you are Fat Boy, Captain Usless, Burger King: Grame Smith?

  • 66.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    63, 64 :lol:

  • 67.pompa: Reply to this comment

    No his boobs is to small Mienkie is 36DD

  • 68.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #67 Ooeeee my swak fokkin hart…..

  • 69.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Sorry Loosehead Im to thin to ne Greame Smith and I score more often than him!

  • 70.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    36DD of ek sê neeee!

  • 71.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #69 Pompa

    We should change your name to PIMPA. Sounds like you da man wid da ho’s

  • 72.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Sorry spelling, this afrikaans man struggle with the taal of the enemy!

  • 73.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #72

    Ja Pimpa. You doesnt write this language so deliciously. Porridge tyre and manure pulling over the mountain which makes your chestbox pull close

  • 74.pompa: Reply to this comment

    72.

    All of the ho’s are just trying to make an honest living!

  • 75.asha1: Reply to this comment

    “and I score more often than him!”

    Comment by pompa : March 11, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

    of course, its only human! i’m sure it quite difficult to say no to yourself. who would know any way!!??

    i’m sure it sound something like this: ” mienkie, as ek jou nou innie hanne kry …. jeehaaa!!”

  • 76.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    I speeks this tale very diliciously since I was twice. It are our home tale…..

  • 77.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    Matfield would make a superb 7 under the new laws… he’s quick, he has good skills and he doesn’t like to get involved in the tight play anyway.

    What’s to stop him wearing 7, but operating at 4 in the lineout anyway?

  • 78.pompa: Reply to this comment

    74.

    I is trying Deliciously hard to spell good.

  • 79.Loosehead: Reply to this comment

    Later folks, must go do some work.

  • 80.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #76 Ja , twice upon a time

  • 81.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #78 Try wif your udder hand

  • 82.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga

    Sien jy is op ‘n roll hier……

  • 83.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Waaroor gaan hierdie gesprek?

  • 84.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Mirrag K9 wat gaan aan daar by jou?

  • 85.cab: Reply to this comment

    lol 52

  • 86.pompa: Reply to this comment

    84

    Oor Mienkie se 36DD’S

  • 87.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga

    By gaan daar niks aan nie…….Leeus maak my depressief!!!!!Fark!!!!

    Pompa

    Jyt nou my volle aandag.

  • 88.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    #86

    Moet sê hulle voel nie so groot nie.

  • 89.4man: Reply to this comment

    #52 pauld
    LMAO, but I doubt the cops in England understand Tourettes…as the whole country has it, even the women.
    KWAGGA
    you are good value for money today too. I think your Bulls are going to do alright oorsee ****. i hope Bakkies is not badly injured.
    ~77 Robdylan, thats what Vic has been doing, but they are playing him at lock again this weekend.
    How’s Scotland punish England on Saturday…loved it, buggered up my Superbru, but it was worth it :)

  • 90.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    K9 Nee kyk ek sou ook my eie gat wou skop as my span games so weg donner!!

  • 91.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Mienkie ek wonder, ek wonder as blond is daar bo is blond daar onder??

  • 92.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Thanks 4 man.

  • 93.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga dink jy Bakkies nonsens is al uitgesort, of kom hier nog k#k?

  • 94.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #91 PIMPA

    Hopelik is daar niks daar onder nie. N mooi glad geskeerde kolfblad wat baie bounce aan die boulers gee en redelik draai vat in die tweede beurt

  • 95.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Pompa.

    Nee hy is onskuldig bevind so daar is niks surprizes nie. Manne moet hulle koppe nou begin reg kry en besef hulle word dopgehou en ophou kuk aanjaag!!

  • 96.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #94 Blink pitch met baie wip…….

  • 97.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Puald

    Daar is niks soos goeie bounce nie!! en nog lekkerder as daar n bietjie draai ook is!!

  • 98.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #96 kwagga

    en dan kan die manne met die langstele inle soos edwil altyd gese het

  • 99.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Al wat pla is as die pitch begin kraak op dag drie en vier. Spel op die vyfde dag is feitlik onmoontlik

  • 100.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Sorry ek is vulger, ek is eintlik is eintlik n soet getroude jong man wat nie oor ander mense se droee of nat pitches praat nie!

  • 101.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Hou daarvan om myself te vestig en vir lang innings te bat. Net nie die bat oppie grond slaan nie………

  • 102.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga

    As die picth kraak moet jy net op die regte plekke boul!

  • 103.Steyn The Disgusted Bull: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga,

    As daai pitch nog blink….is die WAX nog daar…..

    Hello mense!!

    Net kom in loer moet nou weer gaan……jissie dink ek is nou lus om bietjie te gaan bat!!

  • 104.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #102 bwahahahaha. Dis hoekom mens moet kante ruil!!!!

  • 105.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #99 Kwagga

    As dit gebeur dan moet jy van die paweljoen kant af begin boul

  • 106.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Op die 5de dag is daai kraak baie groot…….onspeelbaar!!!!

  • 107.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #130 Hallo Steyntjie!!

    Jou bat goed ge-olie?

  • 108.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #105 Vertrou myself nie om kante te ruil nie. Het al op n snoeker tafel pienk gemik en bruin gesink……..

  • 109.Steyn The Disgusted Bull: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga my oog is so in…ek vat sommer die putter!!!…..hehehehe

  • 110.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Manne ek jaag nou huistoe om te gaan “kolf/boul”
    Cheers praat weer more.

  • 111.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Maar die bal se naat is ook dan al sag……..nie lekker grip nie….

  • 112.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #106 k9

    op die 5de dag dan moet jy shane warne se sideways slider begin boul om die beste uit daardie wye kraake te kry

  • 113.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #cheers pompa

    #111 verander die grip en konsentreer op stadigge balle

  • 114.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Pauld

    Ek verkies die googly. Kom hoog in en skiet laag en vinnig deur…..

  • 115.pompa: Reply to this comment

    Al wat ek se is boul die krake raak!

  • 116.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #112 Goeie heupe in die boulaksie dan haal jy die beste uit n dooie blad uit..

  • 117.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Pompa

    Moenie te vinnig probeer boul nie. Lyn en lengte!!!!

  • 118.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #114 K9

    Moenie die chinaman vergeet nie. I like chinese , they only come up to your knees , they will muffdive you with ease etc

  • 119.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    #116 Haaaaahahahahaha

  • 120.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Kort balle maak nie saak as jy goeie lengte het nie..

  • 121.asha1: Reply to this comment

    England coach Brian Ashton has been forced to do the unthinkable – drop one of rugby’s most famous names, Jonny Wilkinson.

  • 122.pompa: Reply to this comment

    K9

    Sorry ons jonges dink dit gaan oor spoed, maar jy moet nogsteeds die pitch hard slaan met n bietjie swaai!!

  • 123.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Like swingers fukol……

  • 124.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #122 Pimpa

    Smaak my jy’s n international bowler. Boul orals op die pitch

  • 125.asha1: Reply to this comment

    hey, ouens. het enigeen van julle die e-mail adres van die boots & all span?

  • 126.pauld: Reply to this comment

    boots@superrugby.co.za

  • 127.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Pompa

    Bounce hom van ‘n goeie lengte af…..selfs op ‘n dooie en droë pitch….

  • 128.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Nee ooo magtig laat ek my fotos en my lemoene vat. Die pitch gaan rol. Voel hier kom n groot game!!

    Cheers pompa K9 Pauld.

  • 129.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Kwagga

    Pitch hom net buite die wegpen en swing hom in…..

  • 130.K9_BaasPatrolliehond: Reply to this comment

    Cheers Kwagga…..pasop vir ‘n rugbesering.

  • 131.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    #128 Sonie speel ek maar weer teen myself…….

  • 132.wez: Reply to this comment

    Bloody hell, los die site vir 20 minute en dan is daar oor die 80 hits!
    Toe ke begin lees toe besef ek heokom die site so populer is.

    Ek is nie baie populer nie, want ek lag kliphard in die kantoor en steur die ander.

    Ai tog, die kolfblad is darem interessant, moet hom eers goed uitkyk voordat jy besluit wat jy gaan doen.

  • 133.pauld: Reply to this comment

    Keo kan bly wees hy het nie n krieket site nie. Ons sal vir hom uitboul net die Fopbal. Regby , effens tru

  • 134.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment

    2.00m 115kg flanker :D

    shades of FC Smit

  • 135.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #134 G13G

    But a lot quicker. FC only had 2 speeds. Dead slow and stop. Even that skinny runt from the Free State managed to tackle him in 1991 at the OVS stadium. Brian something

  • 136.ruck: Reply to this comment

    I JUST ****** HATE IT WHEN MEN BOWL WIDES AND NO BALLS…….

  • 137.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment

    yes yes..but great back of lineout man old FC

    that streaker still banned from CT? :D

  • 138.ruck: Reply to this comment

    #136 – Or they just can’t HIT the blessed stumps.

  • 139.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #136 Ruck

    Been a while. Where you been ? Practicing your batting on a flat pitch ?

  • 140.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #139 Ruck

    The forward defensive position.

  • 141.cab: Reply to this comment

    yeah that steaker made a grreat tackle, piet van zyl wasn’t that mobile either, esp after AJ had given him a short one…

  • 142.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #141 Cab

    Yes that fat ignoramous was an embarassment

  • 143.cab: Reply to this comment

    lol Pauld…no-one knew what was cutting.
    i still cant underertand how mchugh dilocated his shoulder, piet the ‘boep’ didn’t seem to do much?

  • 144.wp_boytjie: Reply to this comment

    Mccaw also klapped Piet Van Zyl!

  • 145.saffa_guy: Reply to this comment

    You must love old Piet Van Zyl tho:

    “Don’t forget that the incident happened when the referee closed his one eye and ceased to see the Springboks. I am therefore not sorry that I did what I did. If he, the referee, didn’t do what he did that incident would not have happened.”

    Causes an international sporting incident yet remains completely unrepentant. We are a THICK skinned bunched … he, he, he

  • 146.ruck: Reply to this comment

    #139 – Harassing Bully boys up north…arrived back in cultured Europe/CT late last night…

  • 147.saffa_guy: Reply to this comment

    If it does not work properly, refs included, i moer it! :-)

  • 148.ruck: Reply to this comment

    Pauld: I prefer an attacking batsman personally. One that plays BRAVE CRICKET…the term coined by Tricky Micky.

  • 149.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #143 Cab

    I think McHugh got such a fright when he saw that Zeppelin headed his way that he dislocated his shoulder when he recolied at the sight of Vet Piet

  • 150.saffa_guy: Reply to this comment

    Tribute vir Piet van Zyl
    Verskoon net die Brits vir hierie een.

    POEM BY PIET

    It was just the other Saturday and I was screaming in the stand
    when the bladdy stupid referee went and lifted up his hand
    “another penalty” he said “and yet again against the boks”
    and something in my mind just snapped like the elastic in my jocks.

    Piet Potch I said, ou boet you just can’t let this go
    someones gotta get out there and kill the flippin ou.
    I stumbled to the field vision blurred with all the dop
    I fell clear over the advert board and landed on my kop.

    No-one even checked me, no-one saw me coming
    and then before I knew it I was up and running.
    Now remember boet, a wing I was when I still played the game
    and when I hit my sprinting stride it still felt all the same.

    The crowd they went ballistic, I was sure it was just for me
    forgotten were the injuries, even the shaky knee.
    The ref he was still blowing, the fools hand up in the air
    when I rounded past the scrum and lined him up from there.

    I hit him like a whirlwind, all boep and balls and grit.
    and down went the Irishman, that ugly little sh*t.
    I heard him scream and whimper and even heard him cry
    and then that bladdy kiwi lock went and hit me in the eye.

    Corne was there too and I thought he’d come and help
    and whip the bladdy Kiwi and make the bugger yelp.
    but no, they went and left me to the mercy of the guards
    and the jail and the courts, the whole nine yards.

    would I do it again, you bet your broek I would
    and so should you okes, you really really should
    Coz the bokke are the bokke and no ref is ever ever fair
    and they better just be careful to check that I’m not there

  • 151.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #148 Ruck

    You are the batsman and we are the bowlers. Smash us all around the park. Want to see your stike rate up in the high 90′s please

  • 152.wp_boytjie: Reply to this comment

    Province

  • 153.grootblousmile: Reply to this comment

    Beurtkrag has kicked in here again….. running the Notebook with 3G now till the battery farkkkkks out as well……

    I hate Eksdom….. really I do…..

  • 154.wp_boytjie: Reply to this comment

    eishkom

  • 155.ruck: Reply to this comment

    #153 – Well I was impressed to see the Spar in Lynwood Pretoria has a generator – and they advertise it well.

  • 156.pauld: Reply to this comment

    #155 Ruck

    SparKrag

  • 157.grootblousmile: Reply to this comment

    Ruck,

    Lynnwood….. at least you chose well where to stay in Pretoria…….. the Eastern side of Pretoria is the best….

    I see you were talking about Lynnwood Ridge earlier as well….. did you stay there with friends / family ?

    I grew up in Lynnwood…… Kings Highway to be exact….. dad still lives there…

  • 158.Jibber Jabber: Reply to this comment

    Is this Super 14 prediction competition still happening?

  • 159.Jibber Jabber: Reply to this comment

    #150 well quoted from the 2002 SA Rugby Magazine.

  • 160.Jinx: Reply to this comment

    Saffa _Guy # 150

    Good laugh. Who wrote it?

  • 161.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    evening…

  • 162.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Howdy doody

  • 163.grootblousmile: Reply to this comment

    Eishhhhhhhh Power is still off…..

    I hear Eksdom’s schedule giving the dates & areas where loadshedding will be is an absolute farking ballsup…… for instance they have the East Rand area – Ekhuruleni, as being somewhere in the Freestate in stead of East of Josi…

    If it was up to Eksdom ALL our foreign visitors would land at Welkom in stead of O R Tambo International….

    Arseholes !

    Fark, wonder how many babies are conceived in these Load-shedding episodes……

    I’ve sent handbriekie and the daughter to Nando’s……. otherwise we’ll never freegin eat tonight !

  • 164.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    why is it that nothing exciting ever happens on a Tuesday?

  • 165.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Yesterday don’t matter if its gone

    for Ruby Tuesday

  • 166.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    well – at least we ain’t spendin em with Mory…

  • 167.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    why is everything so dead? Is it a power problem?

    Where’s the dwarf and his bunch of happy henchjournos? Can’t we even engage in a light verbal sparring joust with them? I mean, desperate times, and all…

  • 168.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    sparring joust… listening to me mixing my metaphors like a real cretin. Soon you folk will mistake me for a bulls supporter.

  • 169.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    sorry robbie d I been busy with a house plan

    perhaps you still here

  • 170.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    I am… you an architect, skoppie?

  • 171.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Nope a builder, trying to fathom the architects drawing

  • 172.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    ah. Try turning it upside down?

  • 173.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    must be a power problem in the rest of the noordelike country else they’d be here vloeking for all they’re worth

  • 174.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    which part of the country are you in?

  • 175.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    I tried every which way still can’t work out my A-A section from my B-B, sorted most out by series of defaults though.

  • 176.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Kaapschtadt

  • 177.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    You in Tekweni?

  • 178.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Skoppie, never realised that you are in Cape Town?

  • 179.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Yeah boerboel south peninsula, ex Springs and Parktown and Muldersdrift, C.T since ’78

  • 180.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Since ’78 is a long time! I was in Stellies since ’73 and then left in ’77 after my degree and came back in ’92.

    If you say builder you mean single houses or large buildings?

  • 181.Jinx: Reply to this comment

    Did any of you watch 3rd degree with Debsy Patta?

    Interviewing Simba Makoni. The new dude on the block to lead Zimbabwe. Standing against Mugabe in the 29 March elections. Quite an interesting specimen. He’s an industrialist who although being in the Politburo of Mugabe swears he tried to reform from within ZanuPF until it became untenable and he had to stand against Bob. He will get HUGE support from the ANC I bet. Speaks well but I would like to hear more.

    The region needs a break and I pray something fundamental shifts in the right direction. It will release pressure and the aftermath will even take our focus off other issues like the petrol price.

    May it rain on Africa.

  • 182.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    I am in Poland right now

  • 183.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    houses and small contracts, retaining walls, renovations, additions and the like, what about you, where were you between ’77 and ’92, I was also afwesig ’75 – ’78

    hiya jinx, roberto’s time is almost verby, just another couple ticks on the clock and a new dawn should start to reign (rain) on Zimbabwe.

  • 184.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Nope Jinx, but Zim need a change, that’s for sure

  • 185.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Skop, I was mostly in the Nothern Cape. I’m an engineer

  • 186.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Polska, wtf you doing in that forsaken Caucasian iceland wilderness robbie-d?

  • 187.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Oh and just more than 2 yrs in PTA where I built my first house! And now I’ve just renovated the umpteenth one, and it is the last one.

  • 188.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Jeez I needed an engineer tonight, structural, civil, what kind of engineer Boerboel?

  • 189.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    waiting to get our of here! I’m helping some of my colleagues design a provisioning solution for an oil company, if that means anything to anyone ;)

  • 190.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    So where you now Bb? how bigs your latest project, and how you know for sure its the last one?

  • 191.Jinx: Reply to this comment

    Evening gents

    You will make a packet building in the new Zim.

    Skop, agree Bob is history. A very sad case who did so much in Zim in the early years before destroying everything. A new chapter beckons and I feel the sparks will get the energy flowing in a new positive cycle again notwithstanding the huge challenges.

  • 192.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    I used to dive Robd,
    off aberdeen .

  • 193.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    Jissus Jinx,
    long time no see.

  • 194.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Provisioning solution? you mean like self sufficiency or sustainable survival?

  • 195.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Skop, last 15 yrs I’m building roads, lat contract R80m. I’m also involved in township development so you gather I’m a civil engineer. Have done structures also earlier in my career.

    It’s my last renovation becasue I’m gatvol. But you know, 6 months from now I might find something interesting gain.

  • 196.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    I don’t know Zim at all sounds like a beautiful country that got truly f’d up good and solid by bobby m, closest I got was Caprivi in good old SADF days.

    Most my artisans and laborers are Zim guys much easier and more willing workers to work with than local yokels, guess when they get their country back they’ll be off back home.

  • 197.Jinx: Reply to this comment

    Boerboel

    Interesting. A man that builds roads is one who can stand alone.

  • 198.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    I mean like identity management!

  • 199.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Well R80m is bit beyond my league Bb, sounds like you always got your teeth sunk into something, where you been renovating you latest house?

    I just survive from one little project to the next, maybe one these days I’ll build my own place after upgrading everybody else’s.

    Naand Duiwel

  • 200.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Managing who’s, what identity?

  • 201.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    hallo SS.

  • 202.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Skop, in the Strand

    Jinx, building with huge equipemnt

  • 203.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    Robd,
    the San river is well known
    i’ve you have a flyrod.

  • 204.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    The people who put in the petrol, I guess!

    hello Duiwel :-)

  • 205.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    Is Ig still about?

  • 206.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    hzit Robd,
    see what a diffirence a good
    flyhalf makes’ey.

  • 207.Isigidi: Reply to this comment

    Skoppie jou dom bouer! Pleks julle en die Argitekte meer na ons QS’s luister, sal die boubedryf ook ‘n beter naam kry. Hehehehehe

  • 208.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Nice place with view over the sea in the Strand Bb?

    So you a peoples manager robd? Personnel psychology expert?

    You Cd out on the shelves yet jinxie?

  • 209.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    Robd,
    you simply have to get a flyrod
    and have a look at the San river.
    Its one of those things that simply
    has to be done.

  • 210.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Isigidi, nou raak dit interesant. Het nie geweet jy is QS nie! Ek, jy en Skop kan besigheid begin, Jinx kan dit verkoop.

  • 211.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    Right, got to duck,
    annerdag all
    mooistap.

  • 212.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Wies jou QS’s dan Isi, gee die geheim asb?

  • 213.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Cheers Duiwel, mag die engele met jou wees vanaand

  • 214.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    So long duiwel was just about to ask how the fishies are biting, seeing springs just about in the air over there should be like manna from heaven for you.

  • 215.Isigidi: Reply to this comment

    Boerboel ek ontwikkel so op my ace. Bou en verkoop maar ek’s stadig maar seker besig om my gat te sien met hierdie ekonomie van ons.
    Baie lee huise en nokkol kopers. Krediet wet maak kuk in my bedryf. Ek gaan vang sommer vis!

  • 216.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    ja,ja,Boerboel,
    mag hulle my liewers net ignoreer.

  • 217.Duiwel: Reply to this comment

    Neewat SS,
    die wind het noord gewaai vandag
    kon skaars 10m cast,
    nie n byt nie,
    gesien hoe kom n groot goue forel,argentyns,
    tweekeer op my catswhisker af net om weg te swem.
    Moet waai
    annerdag.

  • 218.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Isi, ja, die boubedryf het skielik verander. Eendag fokkol huise en baie kopers en nou net mooi andersom!

    Ek koop van tyd tot tyd ‘n ou huis, maak hom reg en verkoop dan. Die een wat ek nou het is 50 jr oud. Ongelooflik hoe die ou mense gebou het.

  • 219.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    So jy kan vir my enige tyd laat raad gee Isi, jy en Boerboel, ek hoef nie Pennypinchers se Billcost te gebruik nou weer, net vir jou vra hoeveel bakstene ek nodig het hier op keo?

  • 220.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    Ig is with me :-)

  • 221.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Hi manne, sorry, gesprek is lekker, maar ek moet nou eers gaan.

    Ek kan julle een tip gee, die geld lê nou in lae-koste behuising en die volgende stoot kom in die sogenaamde gap-housing mark.

  • 222.Isigidi: Reply to this comment

    Skoppie daai programmetjie was al menigte ou se doodskoot, veral as daai Pennypincher mannetjies hom operate.
    Kyk eers die material list baie goed deur. Vinnige opcheck is om die deure en vensters van die planne te tel, jy sal nie een keer kry dat dit reg is nie. Bly weg!

  • 223.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    Never had the patience for fishing.

    skop, I work in IT. Just trying to make it sound glamorous

  • 224.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    tot weer Duiwel.

    Bb/Isi ja, Die boubedryf is nou skielik stillerig na omtrent 4 jaar se styging daal dit nou skielik weer af, en die eskom besigheid help slegs glad ook nie, hulle staak nou baie nuwe projekte.

  • 225.Boerboel: Reply to this comment

    Isi, ek stem, bereken liewer self!

  • 226.SjamBok: Reply to this comment

    the Frogs are playing him at flanker because, FOR A SECOND DIVISION SIDE, he is the fittest and fastest guy around in the forwards. Even fitter and faster than the regular flankers. But ultimately his body size is not suited to ground work.

    Its a concern that he is being played out of position, because this is going to screw with his game – he is getting used to the slower speed of the game at that level, and when he comes back, will take siome time to adjust to Bok level again. Watch him struggle in the internationals for a while after coming back.

  • 227.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    dankie vir die gooie tip Boerboel, sal dit opmerk,

    Nag aan jou, goedgaan.

    Isi ek werk die goed gewoonlik selfs uit maar partykeer raak ek bedonderd om die planne deur te check en gee dit aan daai PP billcost ouens toe, agterna, check ek dit weer selfs oor, en ja gewoonlik is hulle besonders mis met hulle rekeninge, vandag het die een ou sommer die bakstene uitgelos, net die lintels ens gegee sonder die bakstene in te sluit.

  • 228.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Still dunno what a provisioning solution in the IT industry is but nevertheless I’m sure its mighty sophisticated and important, for you to be over there in cold miserable Poland,

    hows it been there robd, must be interesting I guess?

  • 229.Isigidi: Reply to this comment

    Skoppie ek ken Billcost baie goed en indien reg gebruik is dit ‘n goeie quick tool.
    Indien jy eers al die defaults opgestel het, meet jy ‘n huis in ‘n kwessie van ure.
    My sekretaresse manupileer die pryse en doen maandeliks ‘n materiaal prys inflasie. Help met vooruitskattings en hoef ek nie die kak te glo wat die regering ons wil verkoop rondom inflasie nie.

    Cheers Boerboel

  • 230.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    I don’t like it. Warsaw is grey and depressing. Can’t wait to go home to God’s own country on Friday

  • 231.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Victor made his choices, for better or for worse, sometimes money isn’t everything, should weigh up whether you going to be happy in the end after all, and also consider the consequences of the decision, nothing ever stays constant always curve balls to alter a course of action, its hardly ever what it seems at first glance and there are pro’s and cons to every choice.

  • 232.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    Not a huge Big Vic fan, to be honest.

  • 233.Isigidi: Reply to this comment

    I wonder how much bad blood there really is between Vic and John S. Its an open secret that he thought he would be the next bok captain and that he left because his big scheme plan came apart.
    Now he must come back and play under John S again!
    Must be a bitter pill to swallow. He really must miss home terribly me thinks.

  • 234.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    Well Friday not too far off robd, you leave your loved ones behind when you traipse over there? I’m sure Poland’s a hard cold country, all that steel and tough industry they get up to, I think I got some of those Pole genes in my blood somewhere.

    Ja Isi op my vlak werk wat ons gewoonlik doen kan ek die kleine jobs net gou selfs uitwerk, ek het klaar min of meer pryse gestel vir nat bouwerk ens op n m2 basis en my klein excel program doen dit reguit op my kwitansie toe, maar anderste vir die grote projekte het ek n meer volledige program nodig, miskien moet ek aan julle kom raad soek.

  • 235.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    I really wonder if naming JS as captain so early in the program was such a wise move by PdV, he may very well be third or fourth best hooker by the time the 3N comes round, and in this new faster game I have my doubts he will hold out for 80 mins, same goes for quite a few of the old guard.

  • 236.Isigidi: Reply to this comment

    Skoppie prys per m2 op oppervlak is gevaarlik. Gou ‘n voorbeeld.

    2 gebou elkeen 100 m2

    Gebou 1 se mates 10m by 10m = dus 100 m2 en 40 liniêre meter (omtrek) mure

    Gebou 2 se mates 50m by 2m =100 m2 maar 104 m se liniêre meter (omtrek ) mure.

    Catch my drift?

  • 237.robdylan from Sharksworld.co.za: Reply to this comment

    yeah, SS. Family is back in leafy West Kent

  • 238.Isigidi: Reply to this comment

    Guys I’m off to la-la land.
    See ya!

  • 239.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    236 ja heeltemaal reg Isi presies,

    maar nogtans werk meestal bouers hier rond om waardes per m2 gemiddeld, ek werk meestal rekeninge uit nie op floer oppervlak mates maar op vertikale vlakte, in ander woorde ons meet eers die liniere mates uit en dan die m2 daarvan werk ek die koste uit, maars jy’s heeltemaal reg dis gevaarlik om net ‘rule of thumb’ te gebruik, al is dit soms in my soort besigheid min of meer naby genoeg om gou waardes uit te werk.

  • 240.skopskiet: Reply to this comment

    sien jou weer Isi,

    So I thought you were a eThekwini boytjie robd, meantime all along you hiding out in West Kent, like near to Tunbridge Wells, that area?

  • 241.SjamBok: Reply to this comment

    J Smit is also not playing under the new laws, which doesn’t give you a agood comparison of apples against apples. He may really suck at the new laws (lets face it, he ain’t the fastest)! Then again, he takes pressure off in the scrums..

  • 242.Stawm: Reply to this comment

    Ryan, surely you are doing this to test me?

    “….while is skill and athleticism in loose play is unmatched.”

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