Both Captains were heavily underappreciated

Both Captains were not heavily underappreciated

This guy went public and said he’ll only stay in SA if HM is made coach. WTF? So he threw his toys and effed off to France. Now he had a think about it and realised, like most expats that ‘there is no place like home’. Are we to just forgive and forget? Yes… we probably should ’cause not seeing the look of despair on Mealamu, Paul or any other hooker’s face anymore is too big a price to pay. Come back, all is forgiven!! And don’t do it again! Next time we won’t be as forgiving!

This guy rocks up up – buck naked with a naked girl on his back.

“Hold it there” says the doorman. “What kind of creature are you?”

“I’m a snail,” says the bloke, “and this here is michelle.”

Are you implying that Dawn is Katmans servant?

Finally Ravi turns up at the party wearing a floral frock.
“No man,” says Bobby. “What for an emotion is this?”
“Can’t you see?” says Ravi. “I’m in dis-dress.”

walla, you keep trying it on buddy. it will take more than a gps to find your way into dawns heart and baas katman is prone to letting off his shotgun at suspicious figures creeping around his servants quarters at night.

anyway all, i am off. have a great afternoon.

I gathered that…i am not cheap!!

we will organise something.