KeoTV: Calling the Big One

KeoTV: Calling the Big One

Keo says the Stormers will be victorious in Saturday’s north-south derby at Newlands, but Ryan Vrede’s backing the Bully Boys.


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  • 51.Wezwp: Reply to this comment

    Geo is the best back three player in this country

  • 52.UK Bok: Reply to this comment

    @TheAgent(TheAgent)-43: Why? Is Pierre gonna manhandle the Stormers? Bwahaha! He is a supreme specimen remember!

  • 53.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    I’m more concerned with Bakkies out than with him in. Bulls now suddenly have an exponentially improved situation with both Bakkies and FdP out, they only carrying 2 now in Spies and Matfield. With WO just about hanging in there.
    I think Bakkies heard Elstadt was starting so he made himself unavailable.

    Anyway

    Both Flip and Danie are better than Bakkies at 4 and that’s where our problems gonna stem from, Danie 7 and Flip 4 gonna create some trouble far worse than Bakkies starting. If I were Bully Brekers coach I’d have Juandre in at 7 and Danie or Potties 8 then Stormers would be seriously fckd.

    I’m suddenly getting this heeby jeeby Burger jittery feeling down my spine again. I can see it already in his anxiety to prove what a great vokmavoort proponent of absolute nuking mayhem he is he’s gonna nuke vokmavoort Stormers chances right out the window Saturday. This one them games where Burgers distinct lack of any rugby smarts come screaming to the fore once again, it seems pretty imminent from where I’m sitting.

    Nope keohane has pretty much printed our promissory note here I reckon, if Stormers get out of this omen intact its gonna be a bloody miracle.

    And I gotta watch it go down live, dunno why anyone wanna put themselves through this.

  • 54.TheAgent: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-53: Daai maergat? Jy kan mos nou nie vir Bakkies teen Elstadt sit nie man. Kuikenmoord.

  • 55.TheAgent: Reply to this comment

    @Wezwp(Wezwp)-51: You speak with conviction….as if it is a fact.

  • 56.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    in die eerste game op Loftus het Bakkies vroeg geleer om ver van Elstadt se rigting weg te bly dis hoekom hy die week toegewig van die einaadige taak bedank het.

  • 57.Nils: Reply to this comment

    “Spies needs to lift his game”

    If I would have a cent every time I hear/see/read it, I could hire Bill Gates to polish my boots.

  • 58.TheAgent: Reply to this comment

    @Nils(Nils)-57: And “Spies is useless”. Pathetic. If he’s not good enough, he won’t be selected. To make anti-Spies comments is the in thing, a phase, something that will pass…eventually. A great compliment to the man.

  • 59.TheAgent: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-56: Bakkies stayed away from Elstadt for obvious reasons. Elstadt can bite his ear, punch him in the face, and wrap his totterman around his neck (Bakkies’s around his neck), and if Bakkies as much as speak in a loud voice, he’ll be suspended.

    Elstadt is still a laaitjie. Oom Bakkies sal sy ore warm klap, maar hy wil weer die WC wen.

  • 60.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @TheAgent(TheAgent)-59:

    :lol:

    I really laughed out loud there.

    Spies-hating a phase, as you say in post 58, that will pass. A bit of “Pierre-pressure” if you will :)
    The Stegmann penalty thing started last year in April and hasn’t quite cleared up yet. Most Stormers supporters (JC included) are so relieved that they finally managed to beat the Bulls at Loftus for the first time in years, that they have turned to bad-mouthing the Bulls’ loose trio: “they’re too small” etc.

    Potgieter is too light
    Spies is a show pony, “front-foot bully”
    Stegmann is a penalty risk.

    I just reckon that the Stormers loose trio will be as frustrated on Saturday night as they were at Orlando. Bulls by 8+ around 30.

  • 61.Kobus Kitty: Reply to this comment

    Ryan you look spicey in this video.

  • 62.HongKongSlong: Reply to this comment

    @Kobus Kitty(Kobus Kitty)-61: Ryan looks like a serious victim of fashion.

  • 63.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment

    Plz dnt ever let this Ryan fella appear on tv again he constantly wants to giggle like a little girl, harden the *** up mate seriously, back to rugga, stormers will win but as we all know they always perform when they gotta and the bulls will poise a major threat will have a test like atmosphere no doubt and is the game of the weekend but I say stormers by 3, ps Ryan , Olivier and spies = KAK!!!!!

  • 64.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @HongKongSlong(HongKongSlong)-62:

    @seabiscuit(seabiscuit)-63:

    I don’t see anything wrong with the man’s choice of clothing or mood.

  • 65.garth: Reply to this comment

    Ah fck. Mark has picked the Stormers. He never gets it right. Take it back Mark… please take it back!

  • 66.garth: Reply to this comment

    @garth(garth)-65: If the Bulls play Spies, Stegman and Potgieter, they may as well stay on the highveld.

  • 67.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @garth(garth)-66:

    Agreed. The only argument is whether the Bulls win with 4 log points or 5.

  • 68.Couchcoach: Reply to this comment

    I have a bet on this one with my swaer from up north. I was speechless to hear that the Bulls supporters actually rate Wynand Olivier and that they are pinning their hopes on him to run the Stormers ragged on Saturday.

    It caused me to take time off for some serious self-examination to see if I am not delusional about the prospects of my team. 24 hours later and I am still convinced that we have four centres, at least, in the Cape that are better than Olivier (Sadie being the 4th).

    Stormers to take this one and Vermeulen to donner Spies up properly

  • 69.keo: Reply to this comment

    @PissAnt(PissAnt)-21: I was under impression production guru would have green background … hence the white shirt! Won’t happen again (Lol)

  • 70.keo: Reply to this comment

    @onerb(onerb)-28: your suggestion has potential (LOL)

  • 71.keo: Reply to this comment

    @kwas(kwas)-29: not so fast big boy … 9/14 for Stormers this season … got the last 3 right, last 3 right for the Bulls and last 2 right for the Sharks … I’d say I am on a bit of a roll!

  • 72.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @keo(keo)-69:

    Vok

    You could do with extreme makeover

  • 73.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @Kobus Kitty(Kobus Kitty)-61:

    Waddaya mean he look spicy

    Spicy?

  • 74.keo: Reply to this comment

    @sandeno(sandeno)-33: Easy with the compliments. Will work on the teeth … nothing I can do about the hair. Don’t have Wayne Rooney’s financial resource

  • 75.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @keo(keo)-69:

    Nee man

    Don’t blah to us about production gurus and green backgrounds

    You did it on the cheap

  • 76.keo: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-75: Ah Dawn you know we never do anything on the cheap … only haircuts!

  • 77.gunther keeps the cape in shape: Reply to this comment

    @keo(keo)-74:

    talk to toks.

    he will hook you up.

  • 78.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @gunther keeps the cape in shape(gunther)-77:

    No, “he’ll make it better”.

  • 79.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @keo(keo)-76:

    Obviously Ryan is a cullart fashionista

    White men got no style

    And so I better stop before ET appears and accuses me of being a swart wasvrou

  • 80.munkiboi: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-38:

    “Stegmann is as important to the Bulls as Brussow is to the Cheetahs”

    didn’t the cheetas start winning after brussouw got injured? they been doing their best ever without him.

    so what exactly are you trying to say about steggies?

  • 81.race of tan: Reply to this comment

    Keo/Vrede – How come neither of you mentioned Danie (he Great) Roussouw?
    He could be the telling factor this Saturday. I aso have a feeling if M Steyn & Hougaard get their kicking right they could keep the dangeous Stormers backline pinned back.

    I would prefer the Bulls to win just so they go through to the next round. The Stormers ideally should be resting Burger

  • 82.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @gunther keeps the cape in shape(gunther)-77: That oke can sing you a Donald Trump in about 5 minutes flat.

  • 83.DQG 7: Reply to this comment

    Keo needs to hit the gym..looks like he gets bigger every month! his picks are terrible, liked the stormers till i watched this vid.. thanks keo

  • 84.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @munkiboi(munkiboi)-80:

    I’m trying to say: “JUST think how much BETTER the Cheetahs would be doing with Brussow fit if that’s how they can play without him…”, Einstein.

    :roll:

  • 85.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @munkiboi(munkiboi)-80: \

    Stop talking nonsense, I’m still waiting for your reply on the “Cape heavies” thread.

  • 86.gunther keeps the cape in shape: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-82:

    toks’ singing makes my dogs cry.

    @DQG 7(DQG 7)-83:

    the director shot him in panorama instead of portrait :lol:

  • 87.munkiboi: Reply to this comment

    the biggest SA derby of them all. hope both teams play great rugby. hope both teams come away with no injuries. hope the best team wins, and then goes on to finish top of the log :)

    aint it great we have 3 teams in the top 6.

  • 88.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @gunther keeps the cape in shape(gunther)-86:

    OK stop now insulting Keo already

    Foietog man.

  • 89.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @gunther keeps the cape in shape(gunther)-86: Perhaps, but have you noticed how lush and shiny their coats are?

  • 90.Blue Ben: Reply to this comment

    Good day boys,

    Big game on Sat…

    This is how I see it:
    Front Row: Bulls will have the edge with CJ not playing
    Second Row: Bakkies is not playing, och. Think that gives the Stormers the edge here.
    Loosies: With Danie (Pakslae) playing this best rugby of his life, Steggies doing his job well, and Spies doing what Spies does best I think I will give this one to the Bulls.
    9 – 10: Bulls def…
    12 – 13: Stormers Def….
    11 – 14: Even
    15: Even

    Reserves: Even

    Who will win the game? Bulls

    BB

  • 91.munkiboi: Reply to this comment

    hey Keo, seen the news in NZ? Hurricanes have dumped both Andrew Hore and Nonu for next season. Discards already despite both being odds on to go to the world cup…

  • 92.gunther keeps the cape in shape: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-89:

    surely your not suggesting I offer keo their hair?

    these are pedigree scottish terriers.

  • 93.Dusky: Reply to this comment

    I am calling Bulls to win. Nothing more dangerous than the Bulls when they have their backs to the wall. Match of the season though – lets hope it lives up to expectations. It could very well descend into a kicking festival.

    Is Peter Grant fit to play ?

  • 94.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @gunther keeps the cape in shape(gunther)-92:
    :lol:

  • 95.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @gunther keeps the cape in shape(gunther)-92: Hmmm, that might not work. If they had been Toy Poms we would have had a match for sure.

  • 96.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @Dusky(Dusky)-93: For most teams a back-to the-wall Bull is dangerous. For the Stormers it’s just very frustrating. :)

  • 97.gunther keeps the cape in shape: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-95:

    or we could just scalp a daschund.

    where is capo tecumesh when you need him.

  • 98.Dusky: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-96: You going with a Stormers win ? It’s not an easy call to make.

    I am just going with the Bulls, because they have this uncanny ability to come up with the goods late in the season when the chips are down. Sharks will also lose at Loftus no doubt, so this weekend is extremely important for the Sharks. They need a 5 point haul here.

  • 99.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @gunther keeps the cape in shape(gunther)-97: Soggy seconds with his poodle? Sies man.

  • 100.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-96:

    LOL

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