The squad you won’t see
23 Aug 2011
We’ve told you who is likely to make the Springboks World Cup squad, now keo.co.za’s writers pick their preferred 30 as well as their match 22 for the opener against Wales.
KEO’S WORLD CUP SQUAD - Keo believes his squad is so good it needs no elaboration. He picks Johann Sadie and Schalk Brits, while forgotten man Joe van Niekerk makes a shock return from Toulon. Bryan Habana makes his squad, but only as the world’s most decorated tackle bag holder.
Backs (14): Frans Steyn, Pat Lambie, Gio Aplon, Bryan Habana, JP Pietersen, Johann Sadie, Jaque Fourie, Jean de Villiers, Juan de Jongh, Butch James, Morne Steyn, Ruan Pienaar, Francois Hougaard, Fourie du Preez.
Forwards: (16): Pierre Spies, Joe van Niekerk, Schalk Burger, Heinrich Brüssow, Willem Alberts, Danie Rossouw, Victor Matfield, Bakkies Botha, Johann Muller, Jannie du Plessis, Beast Mtawarira, Gürthro Steenkamp, CJ van der Linde, John Smit (c), Bismarck du Plessis, Schalk Brits.
Keo’s 22 to face Wales - 15 Frans Steyn, 14 Gio Aplon, 13 Jaque Fourie, 12 Jean de Villiers, 11 Francois Hougaard, 10 Butch James, 9 Fourie du Preez, 8 Pierre Spies, 7 Schalk Burger, 6 Heinrich Brüssow, 5 Victor Matfield, 4 Bakkies Botha, 3 Jannie du Plessis, 2 John Smit (c), 1 Beast Mtawarira.
Subs: 16 Bismarck du Plessis, 17 CJ van der Linde, 18 Danie Rossouw, 19 Willem Alberts, 20 Schalk Brits, 21 Juan de Jongh, 22 Pat Lambie.
JC’S WORLD CUP SQUAD JC cuts John Smit and picks Schalk Brits. Lwazi Mvovo gets handed a ticket to New Zealand and Bryan Habana has to watch from the stands.
Backs (14): Fourie du Preez, Ruan Pienaar, Butch James, Morne Steyn, Pat Lambie, Jean de Villiers, Jaque Fourie, Juan de Jongh, Francois Hougaard, JP Pietersen, Bryan Habana, Lwazi Mvovo, Frans Steyn, Gio Aplon.
Forwards (16): Beast Mtawarira, Gurthro Steenkamp, Jannie du Plessis, CJ van der Linde, Bismarck du Plessis, Chiliboy Ralepelle, Schalk Brits, Victor Matfield (c), Bakkies Botha, Danie Rossouw, Johann Muller, Heinrich Brussow, Willem Alberts, Schalk Burger, Pierre Spies, Francois Louw.
JC’s 22 to face Wales: 15 Frans Steyn, 15 JP Pietersen, 13 Jaque Fourie, 12 Jean de Villiers, 11 Francois Hougaard, 10 Butch James, 9 Fourie du Preez, 8 Schalk Burger, 7 Willem Alberts, 6 Heinrich Brussow, 5 Victor Matfield (c), 4 Bakkies Botha, 3 Jannie du Plessis, 2 Bismarck du Plessis, 1 Beast Mtawarira.
16 Chiliboy Ralepelle, 17 CJ van der Linde, 18 Danie Rossouw, 19 Pierre Spies, 20 Ruan Pienaar, 21 Juan de Jongh, 22 Gio Aplon.
VREDE’S WORLD CUP SQUAD Simple for Vrede really, no place for Smit in the squad (Victor Matfield gets the captaincy) and Bryan Habana is relegated to the bench for the Test against Wales. Schalk Brits cracks the nod, as does Johann Sadie. Francois Louw is in as cover for Heinrich Brüssow.
Backs (14): Frans Steyn, Patrick Lambie, Gio Aplon, Bryan Habana, JP Pietersen, Johann Sadie, Jaque Fourie, Jean de Villiers, Juan de Jongh, Butch James, Morne Steyn, Ruan Pienaar, Francois Hougaard, Fourie du Preez.
Forwards (16): Pierre Spies, Francois Louw, Schalk Burger, Heinrich Brüssow, Willem Alberts, Danie Rossouw, Victor Matfield (c), Bakkies Botha, Johann Muller, Jannie du Plessis, Beast Mtawarira, Gürthro Steenkamp, CJ van der Linde, Chiliboy Ralepelle, Bismarck du Plessis, Schalk Brits.
Vrede’s 22 to face Wales - 15 Frans Steyn, 14 Gio Aplon, 13 Jacque Fourie, 12 Jean de Villiers, 11 Francois Hougaard, 10 Butch James, 9 Fourie du Preez, 8 Pierre Spies, 7 Schalk Burger, 6 Heinrich Brüssow, 5 Victor Matfield (c), 4 Bakkies Botha, 3 Jannie du Plessis, 2 Bismarck du Plessis, 1 Beast Mtawarira.
Subs: 16 Schalk Brits, 17 CJ van der Linde, 18 Danie Rossouw, 19 Willem Alberts, 20 Ruan Pienaar, 21 Juan de Jongh, 22 Bryan Habana.

956 Comments
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23 Aug 2011, 16:22 pm
@stormersboy(stormersboy)-648: heeeeellllloooo sweetie
23 Aug 2011, 16:22 pm
@stormersboy(stormersboy)-648: I’m everywhere.
23 Aug 2011, 16:22 pm
@Helen(Helen)-650:
I like it when you talk dirty to me.
23 Aug 2011, 16:23 pm
what the hell is going in here?
23 Aug 2011, 16:24 pm
@Helen(Helen)-650:
feisty.
daddy likee.
23 Aug 2011, 16:25 pm
@Transformation(Transformation)-654:
nothing’s going in.
yet.
23 Aug 2011, 16:26 pm
Is Helen actually Dawn?
And if not, where’s Dawn gone?
23 Aug 2011, 16:27 pm
@Helen(Helen)-645: sies man dis seker die miffste ding waaroor jy noupraat ,sies vir jou
23 Aug 2011, 16:27 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-656:
You really crack me up
23 Aug 2011, 16:27 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-652: Drop me a mail at stormerskeo@gmail when you get a chance. There’s something I want to send you.
23 Aug 2011, 16:28 pm
@Tacitus(Deucalion)-657:
I know.
I miss her like the big spoon misses the small spoon.
23 Aug 2011, 16:28 pm
@Helen(Helen)-651: Hello Dahlink
23 Aug 2011, 16:28 pm
@Tacitus(Deucalion)-657: I am not Dawn…. but I did use a different name here before.
23 Aug 2011, 16:29 pm
23 Aug 2011, 16:29 pm
I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say that Helen and Ethel are characters invented by the Keo crowd to keep the male blog visitors clicking. I’m thinking Helen is Ryan Vrede and Ethel is Simon Borchardt. Bravo, it seems to be working.
23 Aug 2011, 16:30 pm
@stormersboy(stormersboy)-660:
if it’s smut, don’t forget your real friends.
23 Aug 2011, 16:30 pm
@Transformation(Transformation)-654: You don’t want to know, it’s a jungle in here! what with Effel’s hairy back and all
23 Aug 2011, 16:31 pm
I’m concerned that keo would consider Schalk Brits
Schalk still the one player with broad smile immediately after a defeat; I still say ‘your cup cannot run over with joy after a loss’
23 Aug 2011, 16:32 pm
@kaksioek(kaksioek)-665: he he quite plausible.
@Helen(Helen)-663: We were sure this wasn’t your first time on this site, Please don’t turn out to be a dude. I don;t want to have a “crying game” moment
23 Aug 2011, 16:32 pm
@hendrikp(hendrikp)-653: I like it when you don’t talk to me, so hurry along and go check if you wiped your ar$e (I know it’s been bugging you all day and you’re not sure if you did)
23 Aug 2011, 16:33 pm
@Sheriff(Sheriff)-668:
I think mini schalk is next on keo’s talent list.
This is what’s known in the journalism/sports mangement business as foreplay.
or muffing.
23 Aug 2011, 16:35 pm
@Transformation(Transformation)-654:
The return of the hillbillies.
23 Aug 2011, 16:35 pm
@Helen(Helen)-670:
Don’t be like that sweet cheeks. Are you breaking it off with me? Thought we had something special. Oh well.
23 Aug 2011, 16:35 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-671: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahazhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
you are seriously funny! I hope you make money from your strengths as I do from mine?
23 Aug 2011, 16:40 pm
@Helen(Helen)-674:
hooking isn’t a strength.
23 Aug 2011, 16:40 pm
@Helen(Helen)-674:
I actually used to run a hollywood porn company.
Sadly it went belly up and now all I have are the memories and one slighlty used starfish bleaching kit.
23 Aug 2011, 16:40 pm
@hendrikp(hendrikp)-673: ja, shame, it’s a pity. oh well, maybe next time? It’s not you, it’s me. Now go check out the ar$e as I told you before you have a few pesky little crusties to contend with
23 Aug 2011, 16:41 pm
@hendrikp(hendrikp)-675: Neither is hunting live stock with a crow bar, but that’s never stopped you, has it?
23 Aug 2011, 16:42 pm
@kaksioek(kaksioek)-665:
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH A:)
23 Aug 2011, 16:43 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-656: waiting for et@
@stormersboy(stormersboy)-669: bwahahahaha you been cosying up to a dude!
23 Aug 2011, 16:43 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-676: I know the feeling. It must be hard when your business goes limp?
23 Aug 2011, 16:44 pm
@Mike H(Mike H)-679: Neither of them has denied it yet
23 Aug 2011, 16:45 pm
@Helen(Helen)-663:
big g?
23 Aug 2011, 16:45 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-676: you seen the movie middle men with luke wilson?
23 Aug 2011, 16:45 pm
@Transformation(Transformation)-680:
snowball is just wiping his chin.
he will be along shortly.
leave stormersboy.
he’s hurting pretty bad right now.
nobody like ordering calamari and getting served bratwurst
23 Aug 2011, 16:45 pm
@stormersboy(stormersboy)-660: Mail sent.
23 Aug 2011, 16:46 pm
@Helen(Helen)-678:
You’ve silenced me. That was such a boring reply I’ve got nothing to say.
23 Aug 2011, 16:47 pm
@nama1(nama1)-672: hi nama long time no see, hope u keeping well.
23 Aug 2011, 16:47 pm
@Transformation(Transformation)-684:
no.
is it new?
23 Aug 2011, 16:47 pm
keo must be frikken retarded.
He’d pick britz in a match day 22 that already has smit and bismark in it?
to do what?
cover flank,cover center?
and de jong, to do what from the bench? if you are going to have a 5-2 split your 2 must without a doubt be utilities that can cover a couple of positions reasonably competently.
And what if butch get’s injured early on?
Frans Steyn to then move to 10….a position he has always been kak in?
And Aplon at 14? Why? Didn’t keo see how shite he was the other day under pressure and with his dodgy left boot? Ironically, I would consider him as a back 3 utility
no way hose
keo is great at critisizing but shite at picking a serious match day 22.
23 Aug 2011, 16:48 pm
Notice how pleasant it is here when ET, Effel and poop69 are not around….
By the way, I am not Simon Borchardt.
Some of you might remember me as Jo, but that was many years ago when the bulls babes were still the hottest thing you guys had ever laid eyes on. No-one calls ame Jo anymore, other than some family and fwends
23 Aug 2011, 16:49 pm
You are all wrong:
15 Lambie
14 Pieterson
13 Fourie
12 De Villiers
11 Hougaard
10 James
9 Du Preez
8 Spies
7 Burger
6 Brussouw
5 Matfield
4 Botha
3 Du Plessis
2 Du Plessis
1 Steenkamp
16 mTwarira
17 Smit
18 Van Der Linde
19 Alberts
20 Steyn
21 Aplon
22 Steyn
Blazer Booiz
mVovo
Pienaar
De Jongh
Habana
Louw
Van Der Merwe
Roussouw
BJ Botha
23 Aug 2011, 16:49 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-685:
23 Aug 2011, 16:49 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-676: A camcorder, some ceiling mirrors and a busty second cousin doesn’t a porn company make.
23 Aug 2011, 16:50 pm
@Gunther(gunther)-689: yes, on dvd already though…u’ll enjoy it i promise you
23 Aug 2011, 16:53 pm
Hahahaha
stormerboy got himself a “jo” which is short for johan? Hahaha
23 Aug 2011, 16:53 pm
@Helen(Helen)-691: Of course you’re not Simon, “Helen”, you’re Ryan Vrede.
23 Aug 2011, 16:54 pm
I think it must be the hardest thing to try and figure out the South African accent.
In the 3N context, we know what Aussies and Kiwis sound like.
How would one describe the SA accent?
23 Aug 2011, 16:54 pm
@Helen(Helen)-691: Bull babes are a contradiction in terms
23 Aug 2011, 16:55 pm
@Sheriff(Sheriff)-698: Unique perfection in hybridity.
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