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KeoTV: Southern king for global showpiece

31 Aug 2011

On the eve of his departure for the World Cup RYAN VREDE calls the winner, giving none of the northern hemisphere teams a chance in New Zealand.


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  • 1101.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 13:51 pm

    @Finfan(Finfan)-1083: Finfan, do you know who i am ? If you are who i think you are HOWZAT DOLL !!!

  • 1102.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 13:52 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1097:

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha……. *spank* *spank*…..

  • 1103.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 13:55 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1097: Yo Gunth… whats all the anger about.. touchy touchy.. :lol: What kind Bruv?? Change the nic mate.. The Gunth is a german poodle?? or something equally nice ;-)

  • 1104.mpundulu: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 13:58 pm

    Helen: I’m Xhosa, so I’m cut and always curve to the left ankle!

  • 1105.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 13:58 pm

    @youknowwho(youknowwho)-1103:

    Dude, I am curious, were you conceived by natural means?

    Or did yo momma just sit badly on a bar stool?

    We know how you were delivered, but I think there is more to your social inadequacies

  • 1106.Finfan: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 13:58 pm

    @Treehugger(Treehugger)-1101: I have no idea who you are Treehugger. Want to give me a clue? :)

  • 1107.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:00 pm

    @youknowwho(youknowwho)-1103:

    I thought I was very gentle with you langers.

    I can be rougher if you wish.

    I have no anger for you though, we are all god’s creatures (even poodles capo)

    Just a deep abiding sense of disappointment.

  • 1108.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:02 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1100: You succeeded in turning me off with all that period talk so be rest assured that I aint looking for any kind of romance from you… unless you can prove that you were joking and that you are a really hot chic.. current picture please ;-)

    KWH = something X calories .. and therefore calories can be used as a standard for currency

  • 1109.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:03 pm

    @Finfan(Finfan)-1106: Your sister lives close to where i live and you have seen me on my ear and we on fb.

  • 1110.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:05 pm

    Helen

    If you are hot langers is quite prepared to pay.

    It will have to be Amex though.

    His mastercard is deep in it’s moer

  • 1111.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:08 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1105: Social inadequacies?? :lol:

    You still doing the petty insults.. The last one was awesome but there always is room for improvement. I am gonna rate on imbecile scale though.. it runs negative to IQ

  • 1112.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:09 pm

    @Treehugger(Treehugger)-1109:

    Huggsy.

    when are you and me going to hook up on facefuck?

  • 1113.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:09 pm

    @Treehugger(Treehugger)-1109: Ooops… awkward…

  • 1114.Finfan: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:09 pm

    @Treehugger(Treehugger)-1109: Interesting…Could be quite a few people. Are you in Jo’burg??

  • 1115.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:11 pm

    @youknowwho(youknowwho)-1111:

    So I take it your mother had a nasty incident with a suspiciously wet bar stool then?

  • 1116.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:13 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1110: The Mastercard is clean Gunt .. £15k available for debauchery .. but you understand that cash is best in those dodgy situations :lol:

  • 1117.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:13 pm

    @Finfan(Finfan)-1114: Check out your facebook friend. Look for a pic of someone with their arms around the stump of an acacia

  • 1118.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:13 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1115: Marks out of 10: 5

  • 1119.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:14 pm

    @youknowwho(youknowwho)-1116:

    You misspelt ‘doggy’ again

  • 1120.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:14 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1117: 3

  • 1121.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:15 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1119: 4.. slight improvement but below your best

  • 1122.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:16 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1113: why awkward ?

    @Finfan(Finfan)-1114: No, then you are not who i thought you might be, he was going to use the same name if he ever came onto keo.

    @Gunther(gunther)-1112: lol, frankly you scare the living daylights out of me.

  • 1123.Finfan: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:17 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1117: Normally when I see people “on their ear” I’m in a similar condition which clouds the memory. The treehuggers I know don’t have any appreciation for rugby. Truly puzzled.

  • 1124.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:17 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1117:

    don’t get langers excited.

    he wants your arms around his stump.

  • 1125.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:18 pm

    @youknowwho(youknowwho)-1121: Interesting way to avoid testing your wit…. I will take that as your second admission of defeat in less than 24 hours. :-(
    .
    .
    .
    You now officially bore me.
    bye

  • 1126.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:18 pm

    @Treehugger(Treehugger)-1122:

    baby say it ain’t so.

    I sure you would survive a poke from me :lol:

  • 1127.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:19 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1117: lol

  • 1128.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:21 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1124:

    He has a stump? Oh shame, what from? a Landmine??

  • 1129.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:21 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1126: lololol you really are bad.

  • 1130.Finfan: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:22 pm

    @Treehugger(Treehugger)-1122: I lived in Durbs for many years. Miss the place. Where are you from?

  • 1131.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:23 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1125: Hugs and kisses.. I was trying wind things down.. got to go shortly.. Will try and catch up later.

    @Gunther(gunther)-1126: Get of my patch :lol: ..Helen does not seem to interested anymore. I need to move on.. might give the greenchic a go ;-)

  • 1132.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:25 pm

    @Finfan(Finfan)-1123: I know I am somewhat different to my fellow treehuggers, but there are a few of us around that shave the armpits wear make and heels and can look presentable when need be.

  • 1133.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:26 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-1128:

    a landmine don’t make me laugh.

    the closest langers has been to armed combat is stevenage high street on a friday night.

    and even then he hides behind the kebab van.

    technically it’s a mangina. (with apologies to extraball)

    but you know langers, he’s always exaggerating.

    in the spirit of reconciliation we let him get away with it.

  • 1134.Finfan: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:28 pm

    @Treehugger(Treehugger)-1132: Oh well, pleased to meet you then ;)

  • 1135.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:31 pm

    Anyone who has anything to do with movies with “break” in the title should be killed by an axe murderer.

  • 1136.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:32 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-1135:

    are you talking about home movies?

  • 1137.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:33 pm

    @mshiniwami(mshiniwami)-1081:
    Zulu chicks have me @ hello, indlela nje abakhuluma ngayo, ngathi bayacula :D uqinisile banako ukukhuluphala masinyane, kodwa nje bayangihlanyisa.

    @mshiniwami(mshiniwami)-1082: hahaha 1st things1st. ukujola nje nocherrie womXhosa, you have to stay 2 steps ahead of her.

    thina sesibajwayele, bathi besathi wa wa sibe sesiqhashile. bayazithanda izinto which is good cos bayakwazi ukuzisebenzela mabefuna.

  • 1138.youknowwho: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:33 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1133: Got to go Gunt but you seem to be drifting to that grey area between Imbecile Quotient and IQ… have fun and if Helen starts flinging stuff around its because she does not like you giving Treehumper too much attention

    Hugs and kisses big man ;-)

  • 1139.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:35 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1133:
    like they say in the movies “anally conceived, anally delivered.”
    It’s a pity these kids are allowed to suffer into adulthood.

  • 1140.Helen: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:39 pm

    @youknowwho(youknowwho)-1138:

    “Big man”?
    So, you’ve been sneaking a one-eyed peak at Gunther in the showers then?
    pe nis envy. It always rears it’s purple head when you least expect it!

  • 1141.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 14:46 pm

    @Finfan(Finfan)-1134: :-) you to, specially since you a Shark supporter.

  • 1142.madvillain: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 16:20 pm

    My sincere apology about the PW Botha speech. It was a hoax.

    http://www.africancrisis.co.za/Article.php?ID=9270&

  • 1143.Conan wishes he was a springbok #4 locks girlfriend!..: Reply to this comment
    1 Sep 2011, 16:38 pm

    @madvillain(madvillain)-1142:
    i thought as much.
    but thanks all the same for apologising.

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