360 Comments

• 1.willievz:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:00 am

  NZ by 16

• 2.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:07 am

  It appears that alcohol has tarnished the better judgement of some South African rugby players after they admitted to taking a sign from outside a Matamata business.

  A number of the Springboks allegedly stole a TAB sign from outside Trac Sports Bar after they visited the premises.

  Bar owner, Gail Bailey, said at 2pm the players left and soon after a couple came in that had been in the shop next door to report on two men taking their sign and loading it into a white van.

  “I ran out to the street and saw two of the men. I ran up to them, one with dark hair and a beard, one with blonde hair, and said ‘someone saw you nick my sign!’”

  Mrs Bailey said she did not realise they were players at the time, but they had strong South African accents.

  Both players she spoke to denied taking the sign, but she assured them that they had been seen.

  After denying it a second time, she told them she would be calling the police to deal with the incident further.

  “They then looked at me for a moment and said they will go and bring it back soon,” Mrs Bailey said.

  “I told them, no I want it now!”

  Mrs Bailey said she felt angry that they would want to take the sign.

  “Nothing goes unnoticed in Matamata does it?” she said.

  “They are rugby players here in our country – so how bad is that?”

  She called ahead to Redoubt Bar and Eatery, another bar in Matamata, to warn them about the players on their way there.

  Redoubt Bar and Eatery duty manager Christina Carter said the team stopped in for a few drinks after that.

  “They were a bit mischievous while they were here but in high spirits. We were keeping a close eye on them though,” she said.

  “They were really nice to the customers and didn’t complain about anything.”

  Two players who were approached by the Matamata Chronicle for a photo after the incident, confirmed they were members of the Springboks team and one gave a false name calling himself the South African coach Peter de Villiers.

  Springboks media manager Andy Colquhoun said he was unable to comment because he had to discuss the alleged incident with the team’s management.

• 3.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:13 am

  France by 6

• 4.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:27 am

  Frogs will get stuck in Kiwi throats….again….*burp*

• 5.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:30 am

  According to IRB website:

  Ranked No.1 on the IRB World Rankings
  • New Zealand are the only team to have won all of their
  Rugby World Cup pool matches (22).
  • New Zealand are the only team at RWC 2011 who have
  not trailed at any point in their tournament matches so far.
  • New Zealand are the highest-scoring team in Rugby
  World Cup history, having scored 1,752 points in their 37
  matches, an average of 47.4 points per game.
  • New Zealand have scored 238 Rugby World Cup tries, 81
  more than second-placed Australia.
  • New Zealand have scored at least one try in their past 91
  Tests and in 97 of the 98 Tests coached by Graham Henry.
  • Graham Henry’s 84.7 per cent winning record coaching
  New Zealand is the best for any coach of a major nation
  in the professional era. His predecessor John Mitchell’s
  record of 82.1 per cent is the only other above 80 per cent.
  • New Zealand have lost to only South Africa, Australia and
  France during Henry’s reign and have a winning record
  against all three.
  • New Zealand have won their last 12 Test matches at home,
  a winning streak that goes back more than two years,
  since South Africa beat them 32-29 in Hamilton on 12
  September 2009.
  • Under Graham Henry, New Zealand have lost only three
  home Test matches, against South Africa (twice) and
  France.
  • Graham Henry coaches a team in a Rugby World Cup
  match for the 12th time, breaking the record for the most
  by a New Zealander and the joint second most by anyone.
  Only Bernard Laporte (FRA) has coached in more RWC
  matches (14).

• 6.willievz:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:35 am

  @Helen(Helen)-5: Incredible stats.

  Here is another one:

  New Zealand has lost knock-out games in 5 of the 6 WCs to date, and in all 4 of the proper WCs post 1991.

• 7.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:39 am

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-2:

  looks like Id better ‘nail down’ that article before the Boks nick it as well…..

• 8.seamus:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:40 am

  @willievz(willievz)-6:

  A great point made well

• 9.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:42 am

  @willievz(willievz)-6:

  Heres an even better one.

  The last time the the Boks met the All Blacks in a RWC Playoff…

  they Lost.

  Handsomely.

  Sliced’n'Diced.

  Like Chop Suey.

• 10.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:44 am

  World Rankings:

  1 – NZ
  2 – SA
  3 – Aus
  4 – Eng
  5 – Fra
  6 – Ire
  7 – Wal
  8 – Scot
  9 – Arg
  10 – Italy
  11 – Can
  12 – Sam
  13 – ***
  14 – Fiji
  15 – Tong
  16 – Georg
  17 – USA
  18 – Rom
  19 – Nam
  20 – Port
  21 – Russ
  22 – Uru
  23 – Chil
  24 – Spa
  25 – Belg
  26 – Maroc
  27 – HK
  28 – Mold
  29 – Braz
  30 – Cze
  31 – Kzaks
  32 – Kor
  33 – Ukr
  34 – Pol
  35 – Zim
  36 – Tun
  37 – Germ
  38 – Lith
  39 – Swe
  40 – Ken

• 11.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:45 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-9:

  Last time SA met the kiwis, they slapped them silly,
  like a red headed step child

• 12.willievz:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:45 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-9:

  And an even better one…

  Last time the ABs played SA…

  They lost.

• 13.willievz:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:46 am

  @Helen(Helen)-11:

• 14.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:46 am

  @Helen(Helen)-10:

  Apparently the Tongans have perfomed so badly that the name “T O N G” is now considered a curse word on keo

• 15.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:48 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-9: And heres an even better one:

  2 out 3 times Boks have beaten ABs in the RWC.

  Simple.

  (No paranoia please)

• 16.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:48 am

  Amazing how far Zim have fallen down the rankings.
  It’s difficult performing at your peak when your farm is surrounded by war veterans.

• 17.WP Till I Die:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:48 am

  @Helen(Helen)-14:

  No, but J A P is!

• 18.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:48 am

  Arg will klap the Scots and swap places with them in the rankings this weekend

• 19.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:50 am

  At their best, the Samoans were 8th in the world.
  Today they’re 13th.
  They’re gonna get dondered like a malfunctioning vending machine

• 20.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:52 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-15:

  Over their last 1 game against the kiwis, the Boks have a 100% success rate!

• 21.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:52 am

  @Helen(Helen)-16:

  ‘Self styled’ war vets. They keep stealing the rugby balls.

• 22.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:52 am

  @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-17:

  oops… I feel like a real J A P now

• 23.Guns:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:54 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-9:

  And one for you Panther:

  The last time the All Blacks met the French in a RWC Playoff…

  They Lost.

• 24.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:54 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-21:

  they’ve started eating the grass off the rugby fields.

  So, if the world cup was played on sand and with a tennis ball, the Zimbos will be devastating

• 25.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:56 am

  @Helen(Helen)-20: Hehehe. Panty… never shy about letting the truth get in the way of a couple of fibs…

• 26.willievz:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:56 am

  @Guns(Guns)-23: They have also lost against both Aus and SA, the last time they’ve played against them.

  They have also lost to Aus the last time they’ve played in a WC game.

• 27.Guns:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:57 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-9:

  Seriously though Panther – New Zealand are clear favourites to win on Saturday like hot knife through butter!

  Don’t worry every one will be on a kiwi win as usual – absolutely nothing to worry about. Don’t even sweat it, in the bag all ready mate!

  Its not a play off & French are fielding a “B” team.. So really there is no pressure what so ever this time.

  Or is there….

• 28.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:57 am

  I would hate to be a kiwi today.
  That dark cloud is not an All Black jersey, it’s memories of ginormous chokes over the past 24 years.

  “Land of the long black cloud”

  When will the choke happen? Against Fra or SA? hmmmm…..

• 29.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:57 am

  @Helen(Helen)-24:

  Eating it….they’re smoking it. They jaaged all the tobacco farmers away….

• 30.Guns:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:57 am

  bet*

• 31.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 10:59 am

  I have friends in NZ and they are as nervous as a virgin on a carrot truck…
  This little choking monster is a pesky little bu gger

• 32.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:03 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-29:

  Most of their contracted players are staying over at Central Methodist for a few years…

• 33.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:06 am

  @Helen(Helen)-11:
  @willievz(willievz)-12:

  gee

  weren’t you

  BOTH

  talking RWC stats ?

• 34.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:08 am

  @Guns(Guns)-23:

  Wow, these Sth African goalposts are swaying so much you’d think it was a

  Hook shot.

• 35.Guns:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:08 am

  Question -

  Other than the bold change of Lièvremont to drop Francois Trinh-Duc and start Parra and YachviliIt what else is it that is having people call this a “B” team??

  I was thinking Parra and YachviliIt although awesome play-makers or “French Flair” carriers as seen against Can & Japan me thinks it will be a long night for those two if NZ get go forward ball they will be sending the likes of Kaino, Nonu etc into that 09/10 channel all night..

• 36.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:09 am

  @Helen(Helen)-32:

  Living the high life of a professional rugger player.

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-33:

  Never trust a man that starts a sentence with ‘gee’….and never turn your back on him either.

• 37.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:12 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-34:

  I have three words for you.

  Do man ici

  Now, go change your shorts and rinse the skidmarks off your hamstrings

• 38.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:14 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-34:

  Those swaying goal posts were engineered by the rugby gods.

  If the cup is supposed to be yours, those gods will go to great lengths

• 39.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:16 am

  @Helen(Helen)-37:

  It will amuse you then to know I was at Twickers in 1999, at Cardiff in 2007

  and I’ll be there tomorrow too.

• 40.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:16 am

  Carly “You think this song is about you” Panty is loving the attention.

• 41.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:17 am

  The only question worth asking is whether the all blacks will choke on boiled escargoes or dingo sushi or crumbed biltong.

• 42.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:18 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-39:

  Gee

  How much punishment can one person take?

  Are you one of those punch drunk kiwis who stroll around the town square mumbling obscenities to himself?

• 43.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:19 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-40:

  Who’s panty?

• 44.Bouts:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:20 am

  How do we know NZ won’t lose against France on purpose…. easier road?

• 45.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:21 am

  @Helen(Helen)-43: Blackie. Carly. Loves the song “you’re so vain”…

• 46.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:22 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-36:

  Premenstrual, it might finally be time to hire yourself a ghost-writer. You could always re-mix the best of other bloggers, much like DJ Boy George, and pass it off as your own.

  Id approach Gunther if i was you, he has the uncanny ability of multi-tasking.

• 47.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:24 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-46:

  Gee, guy, Do you make an extra effort to remove any sign of wit and intelligence from your posts before you hit “SUBMIT”?

• 48.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:24 am

  say what you like about blackie.

  he gets around in a way the beach boys only wish they could.

  a true citizen of the world.

  and to think some people call the kiwis insular.

• 49.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:25 am

  @Helen(Helen)-42:

  Fortunately I only have to experience it once every A4Y

  It must feel so much less special when it happens every year.

• 50.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:26 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-45:

  Will Henry ever think to just get the All Blacks anti-reflux gumguards for the tighter RWC games…why have I gotta think of everything.

• 51.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:26 am

  @Helen(Helen)-47:

  It comes naturally. Rather like your personal hygiene habits.

• 52.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:26 am

  @Gunther(gunther)-48: Soul surfer?

• 53.ufo:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:27 am

  It’s unacceptable that France is fielding a B team against The Maorilanders….!!

  It makes a mockery of the entire world cup… the very future of the sport we all love…

  The ABs will put at least 50 points passed the Toads…!!!

  anything less than that against a B French side will be seen as huge failure by the Mighty All Blacks…

  and a sign that they are unravelling more easily than the sleeve of SonnyBoy William’s replica jersey…!!

• 54.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:27 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-49:

  Holders of RWC = SA
  Holders of TN = Aus
  Holders of S15 = Aus (Reds)

  Kiwis are really pacing themselves nicely for this RWC.

• 55.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:28 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-50: Hehehe. Maybe some Gaviscon in the water bottles. Attenshun to detail – It all helps.

• 56.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:30 am

  @ufo(ufo)-53: “and a sign that they are unravelling more easily than the sleeve of SonnyBoy William’s replica jersey…”

  Maybe jobs as chippendales after another, ahem [clears throat], choke… near miss.

• 57.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:30 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-46:

  No need to look for reassurance from Gunther…I promise we won’t cyber hurt you Bleat.

• 58.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:31 am

  @ufo(ufo)-53:

  The game will be looser than a wizard’s sleeve.

  In fact looser than Black Panty’s mangina

• 59.ufo:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:32 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-56:

  

  yeah… i hear they have vacancies for chippendales at the rotarua annual sheep fair…!!

• 60.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:33 am

  @ufo(ufo)-59:

  Rotorua Annual Sheep Fair???

  We have the same thing in SA, it’s called a Reed Dance

• 61.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:33 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-57: “Bleat”!!!!? hahahahahah… Classic… Carly “Bleat” Pantster…. Bwaaahhaaahhaaahhh…

  ….Rolling…

  ….chuckling….

  ….doubled over….

  

• 62.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:35 am

  @ufo(ufo)-59: “rotarua annual sheep fair”!!!? Fukaduk… Thats what they call a swingers party? Sheezus.

• 63.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:36 am

  Panter has disappeared.

  just like the smile off Taine Randell’s face at RWC ’99 Semi

• 64.Brads:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:36 am

  @ufo(ufo)-53:
  I agree.

  Just like I hope the Aussies crush the USA by some record or other for fielding a B team after eternal bitching of their not been given an opportunity to compete.

• 65.ufo:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:37 am

  @Helen(Helen)-58:

  Yeah… I also have it on good authority…

  (and have witnessed it in high-def footage taken on the GoPro mini-cam strapped to the dorper sheep smuggled into the ABs dressing room to celebrate their win over Japan who took one… sorry… took 22… for the country)…

  …that the ABs current have song is the 70s hit by Scottish rockers Marmalade…

  Falling Apart at the Seams..!!

• 66.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:38 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-61:

  It suits him so well…he doesn’t argue/discuss/debate….it’s all just baaaahhhaaahhhhhaaahhhh.

• 67.poppa69:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:39 am

  must be the “black” in your name BP..

  it has all the dutchies salivating themselves, guess they cant hide their upbringing forever..

• 68.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:40 am

  Richie McCaw walks into a bar with a sheep under each arm.

  Kevin Mealamu shouts “Mate, are those sheep for shearing?”

  Richie “No, I am gonna **** them both myself!”

• 69.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:41 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-57:

  This has now become like rubbernecking a car crash.

• 70.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:41 am

  @poppa69(poppa69)-67:

  Are you the second installment of some kind of witless kiwi tag team?

• 71.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:41 am

  Aha, the scum arrives to defend a fellow Kiwi’s… ahem [clears throat] honour…

• 72.danuk:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:42 am

  @Guns(Guns)-23: Actually haven’t the ABs lost to the French the lost two times they met in the play off stages? 1999 and 2007. 2003 ABs lost to Aussies

• 73.ufo:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:42 am

  @Helen(Helen)-60:

  difference is the sheep don’t have a choice and are strapped down…

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-62:

  hehehe… the swingers parties are when they invite the cattle, goats and chickens… !!

• 74.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:43 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-71:

  A kiwis honour can’t be defended.
  It can only be remembered.
  like 1987

• 75.WP Till I Die:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:44 am

  We’re about to see serve being returned.

• 76.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:44 am

  @Helen(Helen)-70:

  The conversation will now go down a few notches towards grade 5 insults.

  Prepare to be bored to tears.

• 77.ufo:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:44 am

  @Brads(Brads)-64:

  if aus don’t put 100 passed the B Yanks… they’re in trouble…!!

• 78.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:45 am

  @danuk(danuk)-72:

  Yes

  ’99 – Lost to Aus
  ’95 – Lost to SA
  ’99 – Lost to Fra
  ’03 – Lost to Aus
  ’07 – Lost to Fra

  Proud history…

• 79.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:46 am

  @Helen(Helen)-68:

  Who’d you borrow that one from – Premenstrual ?

  hang on, Boy George has lots of funny sheep-joke re-mixes as well. Theyre really fresh. Like ewe.

• 80.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:47 am

  @ufo(ufo)-73:

  They’re only strapped down for oral s ex.

• 81.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:48 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-79:

  We like sheep in SA too.
  We eat them here.
  Not the way you understand it, though

• 82.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:50 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-79:

  You keep on coming back for more punishment.
  Are you into the whole s&m thing?
  Expains why you buy tickets for Fra vs NZ

• 83.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:51 am

  @poppa69(poppa69)-67:

  shut it.

  scumbag.

• 84.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:51 am

  @Helen(Helen)-81:

  In New Zealand they call it ‘tenderising’.

• 85.poppa69:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:52 am

  @Gunther(gunther)-83: yes sir Dutch spiderman…

• 86.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:53 am

  I’m wondering what possessed Big Vic to nick a TAB sign?

• 87.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:53 am

  Trying to learn sign language?

• 88.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:53 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-84:

  One kiwi to another “Where’s the best place to have s ex with a sheep?”

  Other kiwi “In the poophole”

• 89.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:55 am

  @Gunther(gunther)-83:

  Gunth, howz it hanging swamp donkey?

• 90.willievz:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:56 am

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-86: Hehe, who was the blonde fella with him, JDV?

• 91.Brads:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:56 am

  @ufo(ufo)-77: Who cares what the points are.

  The USA have let themsevles down. The only upside they can claim is the loss was against their No. 2 team.

  Gezzus. The IRB’s World cup is a joke..

  imagine a team in the FIFA WC doing that and the fall out.

• 92.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:58 am

  One kiwi sheep to another “Why is anal s ex better than oral s ex?”

  Other kiwi sheep “Oral s ex makes your day, but anal s ex makes your hole weak.”

• 93.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 11:58 am

  Maybe his roommate Bakkies, who is keen on praying said out aloud: “Yimmelse fodder, please give us a sign..” and so Vic thought he’d step in and answer his buddy’s prayers?

• 94.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:03 pm

  @ufo(ufo)-73:

  @Helen(Helen)-74: Classic!

• 95.willievz:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:04 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-94: The funny thing is that 1987 was not even a real WC…

• 96.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:06 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-85:

  good.

  now take your canoe and fukkoff ************.

  

  chop chop.

• 97.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:11 pm

  @willievz(willievz)-95: Ja, an invitational…

• 98.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:26 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-97: Like every RWC ever since. You get invited if you qualify. And you don’t get invited if you’ve been disqualified. Same with the Olympics, really.

• 99.chch:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:44 pm

  Hey it is a good team. Nice

  Why did GH waste one of our slots by picking Toeava in the first place. Well I guess we know why but at least he will not play in an important game.

  Reid not fit and Ali Williams not 100% so more to come. So many other players that could have happily slotted in too.

• 100.chch:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:46 pm

  @Helen(Helen)-74:

  We don’t need to win to have honour. We just need to get rid of Henry and half the NZRU …. oh craap

• 101.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:49 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-98: Yes. The LA or Moscow Olympics… Very credible without a major competitor competing

• 102.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:50 pm

  Maybe the yarpies were told, “Mate you guys can steal the scene here” and Vic misheard the kiwi accent and mistook “scene” for “sign”?

• 103.RL:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:51 pm

  I agree with Keo, Scotland is shiit … time for them to join Ireland and Wales as 6N group stage chokers.

• 104.chch:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:53 pm

  @Helen(Helen)-78:

  I don’t think the NZ loss list looks too bad. Not a really good ribbing point when you look at:

  2010 Boks 5th loss to Scotland (who have never beaten New Zealand)
  2009 Boks 4th loss to Ireland (who have never beaten New Zealand)

• 105.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:53 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-102: Lame. Note to yourself… Must get lessons from Grunter or Pussyman in funnyness.

• 106.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:56 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-101: Hmmm nobody’s disputing any of the gold medals there (except if we question the East German prototypes of Semenya…) But SA wasn’t in any Olympics from 1964 to 1996. Nobody even noticed.

• 107.ET.:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:56 pm

  @Helen(Helen)-22:

  Buy yourself a nip, it will solve your many problems.

• 108.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:57 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-102: That’s pathetic…****

• 109.Sannie Bill Who??iams:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:57 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-86:

  The AB’s rape our women, so surely we can steal a TAB sign?

• 110.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:57 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-105: Note to yourself: there’s no such word as “funniness”. Or watermelon stew.

• 111.Sannie Bill Who??iams:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:58 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-102:

  The story sound a bit fishy to me in anycase. Methinks the all bleghs are shaking in their boots…..

• 112.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 12:59 pm

  @Sannie Bill Who??iams(Xkreni-WP)-109: You don’t have women. You have groupies,

• 113.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:00 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-112: Dont talk about your wife like that

• 114.Sannie Bill Who??iams:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:01 pm

  Come on Frenchies. With a bit of luck and the hope that their nerves hold, we can maybe have a final against NZ if you win. Now that would be just peachy, beating the s hit outta them in a final on their own turf.

  Wonder if the bookies will be taking odds on the number of suicides…….

• 115.Sannie Bill Who??iams:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:03 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-112:

  At least ours are feminine. Did you see the slapper that hung out with Tindall? Hell, he must have been motherless.

  And no is no

• 116.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:03 pm

  @Sannie Bill Who??iams(Xkreni-WP)-111: Well, if they serve seafood in Matamata it’ll be fresh and untainted. Unlike that dodgy stuff Suzie fed the ABs in 1995…

• 117.Sannie Bill Who??iams:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:04 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-116:

  The NZ’ders are just like the ANCYL, blame everything else but their own shortcomings

• 118.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:06 pm

  @Sannie Bill Who??iams(Xkreni-WP)-115: That’s an Engish girl who’s a close personal friend of Tindall and Zara — one who socialises in A-list royal circles…

• 119.chch:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:06 pm

  @Sannie Bill Who??iams(Xkreni-WP)-114:

  Betting on deaths of New Zealanders. Classy post

• 120.Sannie Bill Who??iams:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:07 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-118:

  I wasnt talking about the good looking one

• 121.Sannie Bill Who??iams:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:08 pm

  @chch(chch)-119:

  Nope, just betting on their frail psyche

• 122.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:17 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-110: I didnt use “funniness”… I used “funnyness”. Note to yourself, its called licence. I would use poetic as an adjective but I’m trying so hard to keep my “Ego” in check.

• 123.Kea-Cat:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:22 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-116:
  Come on, where’s all the comments from 4 years ago, such as:
  France has only one short day of life left before “le guillotine nero” drops.

  Learnt your lesson the hard way.

• 124.clownface:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:24 pm

  i eeeet the shickeeen!

• 125.Kobus Kitty:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:24 pm

  Watch how serious the All Blacks are. Take it easy big boys, beating France B is not getting revenge for your previous ownings that the whole world watched and laughed at.

• 126.Staal:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:28 pm

  Ja – they will get klapped by the AB’s … imo…

• 127.chch:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:36 pm

  Joking aside it is odd that here in NZ I don’t see all this bothersome stuff about the French side. They are great sports and it is not a bad side to lose too. In fact I have been pleasantly surprised and humbled to see many French people in France wearing All Black jerseys.
  It’s turned out to be a really good rivalry which is great because 1) they play attractive rugby and 2) it is something that has grown stronger over my lifetime

  There probably are Kiwis who would be deeply depressed if we did not win the Rugby 2011 WC but I am not one of them and I don’t know any one else who potentially is.
  Real rugby is about trying to win every game and if Graham Henry, the NZRU and a bunch of Kiwi part time rugby supporters just want to focus one one event (with a bunch of knockouts and draws that could offer all sorts of oddities) then I am not to upset for them either.

  We may win, we may lose. We certainly don’t have a more than 50% chance of winning this so any expectation is quite absurd. All we can do is play our best, play with dignity, play an honest game and back ourselves and see what happens.

• 128.conan wishes he was a springbok #4 locks girlfriend...:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:37 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-122:
  

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-110:
  tackles…go make the man some ffucking eggs…
  

• 129.conan wishes he was a springbok #4 locks girlfriend...:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:43 pm

  @chch(chch)-127:
  two words…’cup of dreams’…watch it…

• 130.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:46 pm

  @Sannie Bill Who??iams(Xkreni-WP)-115:

  Ah yes . . . “feminine” . . . like Caster Semenya you mean?

  I say chaps, there seem to be quite a few sense of humour failures on here today . . . perhaps a joke might help . . .

  Victor Matfield and Jonny Wilkinson both die and go to heaven. On their arrival, God asks Jonny to wait at the Pearly Gates while he takes Victor on a tour of heaven. They end up at a small rather run-down little one bedroom cottage which has an old and faded Springbok rugby banner hanging above the front door just below the broken chimney.

  “This will be your house, Victor,” says God, “You’re very lucky. Most people don’t get their own houses up here, you know.”

  “Duh-huh, yes-no, it are awesome,” says Victor, but as he is thanking God he happens to look towards the top of the hill where he sees a huge multi-story mansion built out of gleaming white marble with enormous columns, arches, balconies and beautifully tended gardens. English rugby flags and Red Rose banners flutter all the way up the path leading to the enormous hand-carved wooden front door which is draped in the red and white English rugby colours. A huge St George Cross hangs between the marble columns and on the patio there is a 60 foot statue of Jonny Wlikinson sculpted from burnished gold overlooking the village below.

  “Yes-no, thanks God,” says Victor, “but tell for me, I don’t want to sound ungrateful but why do I get this dingy little cottage while Jonny gets that huge mansion up there on the hill with all the statues and marble columns and things?”

  God looks very carefully at Victor for a second just to make sure Victor is being serious and then he replies, “That’s not Jonny’s house, old chap. Good heavens no . . . that’s my house!”

  Toodle pip!

• 131.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:50 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-130:

  For your sake, I hope your team is better at playing rugby than you are at telling jokes. That was one big yaaaawn. Thanks for trying though.

• 132.JockBok:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:54 pm

  @RL(RL)-103:

  How do you choke when you are shiit in the first place?

• 133.TheAgent:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:55 pm

  NZ 45 – France 6. A nothing game for France.

• 134.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 13:59 pm

  @Helen(Helen)-131:

  Just trying to lighten things up a bit, old duck, and I’m sorry if you didn’t understand the joke but all that aside, yes, England are definitely much better at rugger than I am at telling jokes.

• 135.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:00 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-134: Sadly that just puts your joke telling into some sobering perspective.

• 136.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:02 pm

  Interesting trip down the IRB awards over the past few years:

  http://www.irb.com/history/awards/pastwinners/index.html

• 137.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:04 pm

  Richie has won the IRB player award 3 times over the past 5 years.

  2007 and 2004 SA made a clean sweep.

• 138.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:05 pm

  @Helen(Helen)-131:

  that’s true.

  and the sad part is that england are toilet.

  poor kitchey quit whilst you are behind.

  before crouchy asks for his thesaurus back.

• 139.Kea-Cat:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:05 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-130: How feeble can one get, soutie, God is Afrikaans speaking.

• 140.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:07 pm

  IRB Teams of The Year

  2001 – Aus
  2002 – Fra
  2003 – Eng
  2004 – SA
  2005 – NZ
  2006 – NZ
  2007 – SA
  2008 – NZ
  2009 – SA
  2010 – NZ

  If the last 5 years pattern is anything to by, it looks like this is SA’s year

• 141.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:09 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-138:

  he can’t be a proper englishman, because they know how to tell jokes.

  probably a first generation pakistani

• 142.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:10 pm

  Kitch 0 – 4 keo bloggers

  I think he has been KeO’d

• 143.Tartan:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:10 pm

  How come Mike Tindall can toss dwarves but can’t pass a ball?

• 144.Helen:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:11 pm

  @Tartan(Tartan)-143:

  There’s more grip on them dwarfs

• 145.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:18 pm

  All Scotties present and correct?

• 146.stormersboy:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:18 pm

  Kitchen is trying to be controversial again I see. With the customary ineffectiveness….

  Definately a refugee from some 3rd world commonwealth country.

  Sigh…

  At least the customary chilli steak roll with kilkenney was superb at Forries as usual…..

• 147.Kea-Cat:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:19 pm

  Here’s one for the jokers,

  Life in the Australian Army…

  Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )

  Dear Mum & Dad,

  I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the station – tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean – nothin’!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there’s lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!

  At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there’s no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot Mum makes. You don’t get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we’ve been on a ‘route march’ – geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the bullock paddock!!

  This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin’ – dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody dingo’s arse and it don’t move and it’s not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target – it’s a piece of piss!! You don’t even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don’t have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

  Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy – it’s not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
  Turns out I’m not a bad boxer either and it looks like I’m the best the platoon’s got, and I’ve only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers – he’s 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I’m only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin’ wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.

  I can’t complain about the Army – tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.

  Your loving daughter,
  Susan

• 148.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:24 pm

  @Helen(Helen)-141:

  ahem.

  kitchey is about as english as my cousin moishe’s falafels>

• 149.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 14:33 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-148:

  And I bet you know your cousin Moishe’s falafels quite well, Gunther old bean . . . given that they’re always bouncing on your chin.

• 150.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:08 pm

  I see bitchener still trying to convince people his english… Sad sack of saggy tittts

• 151.Staal:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:10 pm

  @Kea-Cat(KEA)-147: Skitterend!

  @Helen(Helen)-144:

  @Helen(Helen)-141: “probably a first generation pakistani”

• 152.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:14 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-149:

  now now kitchey.

  we’ve talked about this before you old fraud.

  it’s called transferance.

  now clean yourself up before you crawl back up Crouchies magic tunnel.

  your face has more icing on it than Princess Di’s wedding cake.

  Speaking of old CrouchBugger….

  does he know that you are punching his judy?

• 153.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:15 pm

  @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-150:

  Really? That’s jolly interesting. Tell me, old sport, which was the particular comment or statement I made that made you think I was trying to convince anyone of my nationality? Please be specific. Thanks awfully.

• 154.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:17 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-149:

  Have to say, this was a classic return serve.

• 155.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:17 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-152:

  You’re trying too hard, Gunther old chap.

• 156.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:17 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-153: What exactly is a kitchener? Are you on the chopping or the mopping side of things?

• 157.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:19 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-156:

  A “kitchener” is something that knocks the stuffing out of Boers before graciously accepting their surrender.

• 158.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:20 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-155:

  that’s rich.

  coming from a chap who likes to pretend he is a pom.

  as you were old poppet.

• 159.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:23 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-157: So mopping then?

• 160.Staal:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:25 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-158: jy fight altyd met iemand hier… wat gaat aan?

• 161.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:26 pm

  Bitchener, I’m not trolling your comments from the other day, it was painful enough reading it the 1st time

• 162.Couchcoach:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:27 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-157:

  Hier gaan jy gemoer word – en die slag is ons meer as julle

• 163.Couchcoach:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:30 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-157:

  Correction, a kitchener is something low enough to accept the surrender of a people whom his army outnumbered 20 to 1 and took four years to subdue when he estimated it would take 3 months. Now pray tell, you sorry pretender, where the grace is in that?

• 164.ET.:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:31 pm

  His culture is not genuinely S.African so as is always the case he tries to impress genuine S.Africans by out-S. Africaning them wiith something that is so close to their heart like fighting.

  When he wants to say hairy, ‘dan skryf hy “harrige”.

• 165.chch:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:38 pm

  @conan wishes he was a springbok #4 locks girlfriend…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-129:

  That is three words.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By72eQtjglM

• 166.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:40 pm

  @Couchcoach(GI POT)-163:

  I say chaps, a bit of advice . . . if the answers upset you then rather don’t ask the questions.

• 167.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:44 pm

  @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-161:

  Oh, okay then . . . it’s just that you started your sentence with the words “I see” which rather implied that your were basing your unsubstantiated accusation on something I said today. So you were just squealing for the sake of it, then?

• 168.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:45 pm

  @Staal(Staal)-160:

  

• 169.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:45 pm

  Now all of a sudden…suddenly bitchener can read afrikaans. Identity crisis

• 170.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:47 pm

  Listen you waste of space, I’m referring to the other day when you and your lover jockbock were flirting for everyone too see. Don’t you remember that or do you throw yourself at any man ts ts ts

• 171.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:48 pm

  @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-169:

  Here we go again . . . but do try not to be such a coward this time, old chap . . . which comment or statement of mine made you think I can understand Afrikaans? Please be specific.

• 172.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:50 pm

  @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-170:

  Oh dear, I see from your use of emoticons that you’re just a young child. Please accept my apologies. I wouldn’t have been so hard on you if I’d known you were just a young lad . . . although do mind your manners in future.

• 173.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:50 pm

  Coward? Was I the one who disappeared? Go read Keo’s thread “fourie on fire in form 15″

• 174.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:52 pm

  @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-173:

  Just answer the question. Which post or comment? Just a number will do . . . assuming you’re man enough to give a proper answer.

• 175.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:53 pm

  Are you trying to know my age? Do you want me to be young? You sick wannabe pommie pedaphile

• 176.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 15:59 pm

  @164

  Look who’s talking.

• 177.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:00 pm

  SA rules.

  All this foreigners here trying to belittle us.

  Jealous!

• 178.NoRugbyGuru_0_:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:10 pm

  Maybe I should stop with the emoticons, I don’t like the bitchener looks at this wink hungry predator eyes I tell you…

• 179.Siyavuna:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:13 pm

  @Couchcoach(GI POT)-162:

• 180.JockBok:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:16 pm

  @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-170:

  Wtf are you blabbing about?

• 181.Siyavuna:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:16 pm

  Eish folks, the personal battles on this blog is muuuuuch more fun than Keo & Co’s ramblings…..bring on the beer and the popcorn!!!

• 182.reechie maak so lank die pan warm, bakkies bring die wors...:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:17 pm

  @chch(chch)-165:
  two more words…only a kiwi would ‘correct’ that…

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLB6bBYyra4

• 183.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:20 pm

  @JockBok(JockBok)-180:

  I was wondering the same thing myself.

• 184.reechie maak so lank die pan warm, bakkies bring die wors...:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:37 pm

  @chch(chch):

  while we’re doing the youtube thing thought you’d like this…

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmGSNYSpRzU

• 185.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 16:42 pm

  Jolly old dee…. and bug.gering bug.gers.

  Kitchy deserves a bit of a Keo blogrogering but some of his counter punches are quite good it must be said

• 186.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 18:42 pm

  “He has been the best flanker in the world for 10 years now,” Dusautoir said (of Suarez McAwe) at the French team hotel on Friday. “I think he has one year less experience than me yet I have only half the caps.

  “So I can just respect this guy because he leads the All Blacks really well and he’s still a great player.

  “I’m sad because we are going to waste his party tomorrow.”

• 187.Rhys7:
  23 Sep 2011, 18:59 pm

  I wouldnt be too ready to write Scotland off Keo…

  Remember the last time the boks met scotland the winners were wearing blue shirts, cilts and blew bagpipes!

  My calls for the weekend:

  New Zealand to beat France

  Scotland to beat Argentina

  England to beat Romania

  Ireland to beat Russia

  Fiji to run Samoa close

  and Wales to beat Namibia on monday

  2 weeks of Rugby World Cup gone and it has been great bring on the rest of the tournament

• 188.stormersboy:
  23 Sep 2011, 19:12 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-186: I hope so mate. I really hope so!

• 189.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 19:31 pm

  @stormersboy(stormersboy)-188: Allez Le Bleu

• 190.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 19:49 pm

  @Sannie Bill Who??iams(Xkreni-WP)-114:

  scum

• 191.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 20:51 pm

  The touring Springboks have given a $120-a-head mayoral dinner in Taupo the thumbs down, instead choosing to concentrate their energies on a coaching clinic with young players.

  Planning for the mayoral dinner to be held at the Bayview Wairakei Hotel, near Taupo, tonight has been in the pipeline for the past 18 months.

  All 25 tables, selling for $960, or $120 a head, had been snapped up by local firms, with the incentive of having Springbok players, their wives and management staff, at each table.

  But the players pulled the pin this week, leaving the touring management party only to take up the invitation.

  With no prospect of players attending, Taupo Mayor Rick Cooper said he had no choice but to cancel the evening and refund those who bought tickets.

  “It’s disappointing,” he said. “We had spent a long time planning this to happen.

  “The incentive for those who paid to go to the dinner was to sit down with two Springboks at each table.

  “When I realised that was not going to happen I decided to cancel the dinner as the guests were not getting what they paid for.”

  Mr Cooper said the South African touring party had attended other functions in the town. There was also an open training session that attracted 500 people, including many school children, last Monday.

  Springbok spokesman Andy Colquhoun said the players wanted to go to the dinner but it had been decided to give them two full days off this weekend without any official engagements.

  “We’re not trying to hide. We’re getting near to the nitty-gritty part of the tournament. We want to give them a good break to recharge their batteries so we can focus on the games to come.”

  Some of the players had been feeling unwell since attending the Ka Mate haka powhiri in cold, wet conditions at Opotaka, near Taupo, last Sunday, he said.

  Mr Colquhoun said six players, and coaching staff, would hold a coaching session and skills demonstration for 100 junior players at Owen Delany Park this morning.

  The rest of the squad plan to spend the weekend either deer hunting, sky diving, fishing or playing golf.

  - The Dominion Post

  Poor PR, Springboks!

• 192.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 20:54 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-191:

  Now what odds would you have got at the TAB for that ?

  at $1:20, that would be a steal.

• 193.nama1:
  23 Sep 2011, 20:55 pm

  Thanks Keo.

  I’ve just selected France to beat the All Blacks.

  The semi finals may just be exactly the same as they were in 1995 with a repeat of that year’s final as well.

  Vive Le Bleu!!!

  Do it for Serge, JPR, Cabannes, Sella and all those legends.

• 194.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 20:56 pm

  an excerpt fromm the buildup to tonights Big One:-

  “Flanker Julien Bonnaire perhaps reflected the fine line the French tread whenever they play the All Blacks when he said they did want to look like “chevres”. Translation: Nanny goats.”.

  mmmmmm, tatsy. Anyone got a Spoon ?

  meh heh heh heh heh heh

  *GULP*

  ~~~~~~~~~~burrrrrrp~~~~~~~~~

• 195.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 20:56 pm

  Who would’ve cooked? Suzie?

• 196.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 20:59 pm

  They DID want to look like goats?

• 197.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:00 pm

  Well done to the boks for avoiding a prime poisoning opportunity.

  Good ol divot.

• 198.RL:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:00 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-191: Why would the Boks want to sit at the same table with rural kiwi men who have been intimate with sheep … not for $900.00 bucks, el-cheapos.

• 199.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:05 pm

  Poppa must be devastated. He went to a lot of trouble to organise himself a waiter gig at that dinner so that he could stick his thumb in his pooper and run it round Matfield’s coffee cup rim.

  Plus he needed the cash.

• 200.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:08 pm

  A dumb waiter?

• 201.poppa69:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:14 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-199: @Gunther(gunther)-200: lol how very funny, I see the Springbokkes dont have the mortgage on SA clowns..

  who’d want to sit at a table with racist dutchmen in any case?

• 202.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:19 pm

  This is gonna get ugly

• 203.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:19 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-199:

  All for the best really.

  He would never have been able to smuggle his canoe through security.

• 204.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:21 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-201: You’ll notice they’re teaching a bunch of youngsters the game of rugby instead. They”re afraid that an entire generation of Kiwis will grow up thinking that forward passes, hands in the ruck and offside loitering are part and parcel of the game.

• 205.poppa69:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:23 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-204: lmfao thats the funniest thing youve ever said, the Bokke teaching rugby..

  absolute classic!

• 206.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:23 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-203: You’ve heard of the singing chef. We now bring you the paddling waitron.

• 207.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:27 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-206:

  Sadly poep lost his oar a long time ago.

  He just goes round in circles now.

• 208.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:29 pm

  Loving all the comments about “Boks beating the ABs in the Semis”

  Small matter of a desperate Samoa and an even more desperate Australia to navigate first, arrogant mo fo’s. Meanwhile their team tour around the Host Nation stealing worthless things that arent tied down, dissing the ethnic rugby culture and thumbing their nose at pre-arranged formal functions.

  Gotta love em !

• 209.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:32 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-201:

  Yes Aplon, Beast, Ndungane and that Habana with their khaki shorts really get up my nose.

• 210.poppa69:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:32 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-208: the level of arrogance has increased in direct proportion to the increasing scorelines against the ever decreasing ranking of the opposition..

  Also, i went to SA once and all I got was robbed…

• 211.Kitchener:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:33 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-201:

  Indeed, I’d have happily forked out and extra $120 NOT to have one of those boorish Yarpie louts at my table!

• 212.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:33 pm

  Blackie was hoping Schalk would buy him another drink.

  Tight basteraud.

  Meanwhile back at secret service HQ has tickles traced the infamous “white van”?

• 213.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:35 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-210:

  careful now, Pops, when they keep calling it the ‘Pool of Death’ theyre not referring to a Michael Barrymore reality show y’know.

• 214.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:35 pm

  Sign-stealing AND spurning an official mayoral reception from the town which hosted you? All in one day? What new gaffes await?

• 215.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:36 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-210:

  Put the pork pies away poep.

  You wouldn’t get through immigration.

• 216.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:37 pm

  @Kitchener(Kitchener)-211: The mayor sounds pretty gutted, kitchenboy. Devastated.

• 217.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:38 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-215: Poep’s idea of getting robbed in SA is when the Holiday Inn staff took their towels back.

• 218.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:40 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-214: A few teams there could pick up some pointers from the Boks, Tickles. They’ve come to win a tournament, not to impress some west-bumfuk town mayor’s buddies.

• 219.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:41 pm

  I must have the wrong blog. Is this the whining schoolgirls thread?

• 220.poppa69:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:43 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-209: no problem with those four players, its only the racist dutchies i have a problem with… you know, people just like you..

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-213: “pool of death” ? sounds like these guys are reminiscing for the old days again… eish..

• 221.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:49 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-220:

  Oh so de Jongh is not included there. Poor chap. He just got unfairly marginalised.

• 222.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:52 pm

  What’d boks steal?

• 223.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:57 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-210:

  the Bokke became increasingly concerned in the buildup to the Namibia ‘Test’ in the, ahem, ‘Pool of Death’ because the authorities had planted a cannibal at inside-centre as a stark reminder of their proud history

  Namibia – 15 Chrysander Botha, 14 Danie Dames, 13 Danie van Wyk, 12 Piet van Zyl, 11 Heine Bock, 10 Theuns Kotze, 9 Eugene Jantjies, 8 Jacques Nieuwenhuis, 7 Jacques Burger (c), 6 Tinus du Plessis, 5 Nico Esterhuyse, 4 Heinz Koll, 3 Marius Visser, 2 Bertus O’Callaghan, 1 Johnnie Redelinghuys.

• 224.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:59 pm

  I dont get why non South Africans would come onto a predominantly South Africa rugby site and run down apparently all things South African, the small minded kiwi site beckons you.

  Dont know if you have noticed, we might do a lot of infighting between ourselves but all (or most) stick together when others criticize us. AM LOVING IT………

• 225.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 21:59 pm

  I can hear a bleating sound coming from somewhere.

• 226.poppa69:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:01 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-221: perhaps if Id posted in afrikaans you would have understood the comment?

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-223: must have been too many klippies and coke, coupled with the African sun..

• 227.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:02 pm

  What did boks steal

• 228.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:06 pm

  Sheepshagger “ethnic” culture…

  A bunch of spotty Pakehas doing a flash Longpig Macarena in shopping malls??

  Lol

• 229.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:06 pm

  @Dawn(Dawn)-227: A sign from some inbred pub.

• 230.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:07 pm

  Have discovered in the last 2 days here in KZN that the Bokke have a huge black male following ( dont know if thats the PC way of saying it).

  Yesterday during the bok game at a taxi rank about 20 guys standing around the taxi listening to the rugby and cheering the bokkies on, was outstanding to see.

  Then today at UKZN at our demonstration I saw so many young black male students driving in wearing Springbok rugby shirts and jerseys, they were outstanding young chaps, even got some of them to join our demonstration, they were wonderfully supportive. So if any of you guys are reading this THANKYOU and GO BOKKIESSSSS

• 231.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:07 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-226:

  Klippies and Tab for me. Coke is too sweet. Nectar of the Gods.

• 232.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:08 pm

  Is that all?

• 233.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:10 pm

  @Dawn(Dawn)-232: Some old nosy parker tannie (probably the vicar’s wife) spotted them and promptly wet her bloomers. Ratted them out to the backwards inkeeper, who tried to make a diplomatic issue of the affair.

• 234.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:11 pm

  All Black “pool of death”…

  2nd team Japan – Pacific Nations Cup “champions”, thrashers of Fiji, Samoa, Tonga… yeah right. LOL.

  The japsprats really thrashed Tonga in the WC…. Was it because maybe all the Tongan players were actually playing this time round…

  Reckon Namibia would fark both this Tonga and Japan side silly.

• 235.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:12 pm

  Vive La France!

• 236.JL1:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:14 pm

  @poppa69(poppa69)-201: Old racist, what brings you back?

  You want to drop more k bombs?

  Perverted comments post, maybe?

• 237.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:14 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-233:

  TAB sign theft is still a hanging offence in those towns. The Boks best be planning a tactical retreat before the lynch mob arrives…pitchforks n dogs and the whole trip.

• 238.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:15 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-230: Sounds good.

  What demo?

• 239.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:15 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-234:

  isn’t Tonga like the All Black D team…

• 240.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:17 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-237: Punishment… forced participation in a Kiwi orgy… (ahem)… Will leave the rest to you…

• 241.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:20 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-239: A principality of the great Sheep Farm of the Pacific… Same as Samoa… Watch out for some more fanciful accusations after the Samoans get allfckedup by the Green and Gold (Remember Frans Steyn and Tonga?).

  They all in this together.

  Vive La France

• 242.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:20 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-240:

  We mutton joke about these things. TAB sign theft is a serious offence.

• 243.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:24 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-241:

  We’ll be told that Samoa lost because they are a small island and that they had to use players from the blind team because the actual team got shipped off to fight in the local island tribal wars or something.

• 244.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:25 pm

  Tomorrows game All Blacks against Le Bleu.

  - France derided in the sheepshagger press for selecting a “B” team
  - France accused of throwing the game
  - France overwhelming underdogs by Sheepshagger bookies

  Its pointing to only one result…

  Vive La France

• 245.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:26 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-242: Sentenced to do a flash Haka as punishment.

• 246.fantasticbarnsmell:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:27 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-230: ya it seems the Springboks are enjoying wider support these days and it’s brilliant to see. i’ve been seeing loads of messages of support on the Amakhosi page i visit, and my mate told me someone was waving a big Springbok flag at the Soweto derby a few weeks back, fantastic….

• 247.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:28 pm

  I’m almost as excited to see this game as I would be to see the Boks. I suspect I am a bit of a ******.

• 248.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:28 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-243: Yup. And Japan “thrashed” them in the Pacific Nations Cup…

  Wonder what the excuse will be when Le Bleus “B’s” beat the almighty infallible tomorrow?

• 249.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:32 pm

  Wonder where Bleat Panty and Pooper the AIDS expert have gone now…

  Run away…?

  Only the brave…?

• 250.Great White Shark:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:33 pm

  It’s boring when they give up so easily. Not even RL here to pick on.

  I’m off to bed.

  Cheers!

• 251.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:34 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-250: Cheers.

• 252.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:34 pm

  Poor poeps.

  Another day another hiding.

  Why pay for it when you can get it for free?

• 253.fantasticbarnsmell:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:35 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-249: i hope they never return

• 254.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:37 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-252: @fantasticbarnsmell(fantasticbarnsmell)-253: I look forward to tomorrow’s match thread when the almighty infallible start having a bit of a struggle against France “B”…

  Wonder if they’ll be around then… Only the brave?

• 255.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:37 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-249:

  ‘only the brave’ ?

  still waiting for your Apology on the ‘McCaw’ thread, Boy George.

  thats right, where you accused me of lying about “having a son”. I have 2.

  only the brave….

• 256.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:39 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-238</ Sorry took so long to answer am stuffed and sunburnt lol;

  Some Students at the UKZN campus cornered and bludgeon to death a vervet munki, or so they thought, they then carried it out in an old blanket to dispose of but was still alive and tried to pull its self into the bush with its hands (back was broken) so the fecking psychopaths beat with sticks agin until they were sure it was dead.

  This happend on the 11th September, the uni tried to keep it quite, but we harassed them and made public bombing there fb page with demanding answers and they finally adimitted to it, we have witnesses, that have signed thingies at the police station so they will be charged.

  To day was about getting UKZN to act and expel these psychopaths, else they will sweep it under the carpet like they did when students microwaved a cat on campus. This has been very difficult even though we hve been getting radio coverage and in a lot of news papers. Today we had tons of coverage lots of newspaper coverage and a tv crew. I had approached Carte Blanche and they were considering it, so we will see how it goes there, oh and some one else is dealing with 50/50.

  Thats why i have been so quite online here , been busy busy busy, and i am very affective believe it or not, not just a blond bokkie rugby ditz

• 257.Hondo:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:40 pm

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-209:
  I wouldn’t say that, not even to retaliate a despicable blogger such as Poppa, race is not an issue, rugby only
  They are all Non Merit selections, true, for whatever reason (racial quota in his case) and that as far as it goes.

• 258.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:40 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-254:

  “@Black Panther(Black Panther)-80: Son?? Thought you only had daughters… Ahem… Clear my throat… Fibby, fib, fib… Again”

  You just KNOW youve reached the very very bottom when you accuse someone of lying about their own chldren

• 259.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:41 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-255: Thats funny Carly

  Good on ya… a bit of lead in the pencil big guy…

  Apology for what?

  Only the brave…?

• 260.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:43 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-256: Hellsteeth. Thats bad.

  And then a microwaved cat… You got to be kidding.

• 261.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:47 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-258: Hey bleat, I get the inkling that you are a bit of a, lets say, fantasist… Fib was maybe a bit harsh… Lets just say some little white lies to attempt to make a good comment or two

  So I apologise for saying Fibby, fib, fib… Maybe just one fib in future

• 262.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:47 pm

  @fantasticbarnsmell(fantasticbarnsmell)-246: I was quite gobsmacked, the uni guysi can understand they privileged and young, but the raucous support by the taxi rank guys was amazing to see.

• 263.Hondo:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:48 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-230:
  Perhaps they don’t like the Bafanas or the Prorea, can’t blame them
  Neither am I, haven’t watch them last 16 years

• 264.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:49 pm

  Where these two little bug.gers run away to now…

• 265.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:50 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-256: Feck !!! how did i do green writing

• 266.>^..^< katman:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:52 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-265: It means your the 1000th post of the day. Contact keo for your prize.

• 267.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:54 pm

  Seems as if Bleat and Keo’s Kiwi AIDS expert have wandered off…

  Only the brave…?

• 268.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:54 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-260: Microwaved cat was a few years back, a the teachers training campus, a lot of intimidation of witness involved and we couldn’t get a successful prosecution going.

  They trying again now with intimidation, now you get why i enjoy keo so much, i love the mindless harmless fun, its a break from the harsh realities of my world.

• 269.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:55 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-256: Was this Maritzburg or Durban Campus? Do you work at UKZN?

• 270.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:57 pm

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-268: So they microwaved a cat at Edgewood… Fark me. Savages.

• 271.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:57 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-266: Hope i get a Hummer with a massive bullbar on the front and i want it in neon pink

• 272.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:59 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-261:

  You said I lied about having a son. And youre maintaining that.

  Hope the rest of you realise what cowardly SCUM Boy George is when he cant even offer an unreserved Apology concerning someone elses own children.

  Even JL1 had the balls, and I to him, for a far lesser accusation.

  Sick.

• 273.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:02 pm

  Sounds like the work of extraball.

  All over a nasty misunderstanding.

  He asked for a phd and misunderstood them when they asked him to mail in his thesis.

  Faeces thesis what’s the difference hey?

• 274.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:05 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-272: Concerning “someone elses children”? My, my Bleat. You’ve lost a bit of composure son.

  My so called terrible sin was a legitimate question. You have only mentioned a daughter in the past in comments I have read. No insults regarding your children. If you have sons, good on yer lad.

• 275.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:07 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-269: Edgewood and The westvill uni have joined, me work at the uni lololololololololol they would have fired my ar$e long ago. Am strictly a animal rights campaigner and activist (not vegan or vegetarian theres are alot of us) I deal mainly with vervet *******, am a sanctuary. We having large sanctuary cages buildt on my property for munkis that cannot be rehabilitated and returned tothe wild they are 2 badly damaged.

  I unfortunately am not up to the rehabilitation stuff for munkis that can be released as i fall in love with them and would not be able to see them leave. So its ones with missing limbs or nervous systems have been damaged by poison or bad pellet gun damage all sorts of things, dont really want to bore a lot of the guys that are not interested. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST you enabled me to be able to say and hopefully influence one or two people.

• 276.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:08 pm

  anyone noticed how Boy George maintains this front of being ‘brave’ ever since he fled to France, the Land of the Cheese-eating surrender *******, in 2010 ?

  “264.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:49 pm Where these two little bug.gers run away to now…”

  267.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 22:54 pm Seems as if Bleat and Keo’s Kiwi AIDS expert have wandered off… Only the brave…?”

  this has become his ‘style’.

  Its no less than his re-mixes of comments from other bloggers and posting them as if his own.

  Most people would KNOW theyve hit reached further than normal levels of dignity allows when they openly QUESTION someone else having children. And, I might add, the same children we have previously discussed, at length, about playing for respective rival rugby clubs in London (Richmond & Rosslyn Park).

  he’s SCUM

  time to wake up and smell the bile.

• 277.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:08 pm

  It’s PhD you uneducated illiterate.

  You STINK!

• 278.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:09 pm

  Talking about “Cowardly Scum”, now that Carly Bleat is still around, I wonder where the Kiwi AIDS expert is… Cant have run away could he… or paddled away?

  Only the brave…?

• 279.Treehugger:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:09 pm

  Goodnight guys, have to sleeeeeeeeeep, am not thinking straight any more.

• 280.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:09 pm

  Crikey blackie who cares what they are.

  As long as they are all healthy.

  You buddy poep likes to talk ad nauseam about paedophilia .

  Probably a more seroius issue yet I notice you like to keep your SCUM club in tthe bag.

  Maybe a little less of the righteous indignation eh?

• 281.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:12 pm

  @Dawn(Dawn)-277:

  Eina my petal.

• 282.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:13 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-276: Hey, my boy, you’ve only mentioned a daughter in comments of yours that I have read. If you mentioned sons in comments I have not read, then certainly I may be wrong… about your comments… But I suspect not wrong about the other little fibby fib fibs that pop up now and again…

  Just that I dont always read all of your comments… Keo is not a place where “you think this song is about you…” Hey Carly?

  Bahla!

• 283.Dawn:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:14 pm

  Ja. “You STINK” seems to be extraball’s catch phrase nowadays.

• 284.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:14 pm

  Vive Le Tricolore!

• 285.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:17 pm

  Dont run away like the Kiwi AIDS Expert now…

  Only the brave…?

• 286.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:17 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-280:

  Actually, Gunther, you can shut your oversized trap, if thats at all possible. I dont link you with SCUM like Boy George or Whatever simply because of the colour of your Passports.

  I thought the comments Pops made about AIDS were disgusting, and immediately told him so. I engage with anyone if they talk about rugby, and do so happily with Pops whenever that is the subject matter.

  Boy George is desperate to label me a Liar, despite not having a thread of evidence. Thats because he’s not very clever. Dumb, in fact. And a desperate man will go to desperate measures. Tell me ONE reason WHY I would “fib” about having a son. Cmon, youre a good cnt under all this bravado and you should know when the boundary has been crossed. Stop referring to my “moral pedestal” when in the same breath youre trying to say I vicariously, simply through shared Nationality, made repulsive comments about children with AIDs.

• 287.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:18 pm

  @Dawn(Dawn)-283:

  I see he is very interested in your 16 inch present.

  Probably checking to see if his has gone missing as we speak.

  Was there ever a sillier little boy?

• 288.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:20 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-286: Some more Fibby fib fibs… Eish the Le Bleus pressure from the rear must be great… Under pressure certain things unravel… Like white lies and exaggerations… Like beating the French and winning a proper RWC…

  Composure son.

• 289.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:21 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-282:

  “If you mentioned sons in comments I have not read, then certainly I may be wrong”

  “may” ?!

  in the early days when you pretended to be a decent human being with a modicum of respect for people other than yourself, we talked – here – extensively about our SONS playing rugby at Richmond & Rosslyn Park. Either youre schizophrenic or youre now, ahem, lying. which one is it ?

  honestly boys and girls, when youre wrong, youre wrong. Simple.

• 290.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:26 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-286:

  Jeez pal.

  Calm it down.

  Your bud likes to talk about kiddy fiddling (not aids although that is another of his highlights) yet you like to talk about scum when it suits?

  Selective much?

  But you carry on and I’ll do the impossible and shut my oversize trap.

  Ride them ponies.

• 291.jocuba:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:26 pm

  @>^..^< katman(katman)-204: HaHaHaaa…!

• 292.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:29 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-289: Just a quick one… especially since you’ve said you are a “lawyerly” type… in your comment 286 above to Gunther you say, and I quote : “Tell me ONE reason WHY I would “fib” about having a SON”…? Now, I emphasis capitals for “SON” because in your comment 255 you say ” I have 2.”…. Now which is it Carly… One or Two sons?

  Bahla!

  Bleat.

  Vive Le Bleus!

• 293.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:31 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-290:

  tell ya what, Gunther

  you tell me on what basis you refer to Poppa as “my bud”, other than Nationality, and I’ll shut my piehole.

  AIDs, paedo – all disgusting to make light of and completely unwarranted on a rugby blog. And you KNOW thats how I feel, but youre now more desperate than Boy George. If thats at all possible.

  And dont tell me to “clam down” when it was YOU thought brought it up, whilst knowing Ive never said that here. Moron.

• 294.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:32 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-292: And just another little “remix”…

  Only the Brave…?

  Now where’s the Kiwi AIDS Expert gone?

• 295.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:33 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-293: Composure son. Calm down now… Its only a game tomorrow.

  Vive Le Bleus!

• 296.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:35 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-292:

  because that was your accusation, Boy George.

  ““@Black Panther(Black Panther)-80: Son?? Thought you only had daughters… Ahem… Clear my throat… Fibby, fib, fib… Again”

  see – singular, not plural. Get it yet ?!

  Why dont you ask Transie to come up with our original, friendly, conversation you and I had when I said I had ONE in u7′s, which i coached, and ONE in u6′s.

  Im yet to think of ONE reason why I would want to fib about having kids.

• 297.Black Panther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:37 pm

  au revoir, cowards and scumbags and vicarious tossers. I have a mountainbike ride to conquer.

• 298.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:38 pm

  And, to think, old J.J. Harmse wrote a piece about how the Boks were exemplary in avoiding any off-field or evven on-field controversy at RWC … (well, barring PDivv’s minor gaffe about the haka)

  Then, suddenly — WHAM! Big Vic steals a TAB sign and they pull out of an official function on a ridiculous pretexts.

  Mwaap..mwaap… mWAAAP!

• 299.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:38 pm

  Sorry, PRETEXT — singular.

• 300.TheTackler:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:39 pm

  EVEN not EVVEN

• 301.Gunther:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:42 pm

  Honestly Blackie how thick are you?

  Its precisely because your rust SCUM wood stayed in the bag when poeps went off the reservation that I made the comment.

  What’s desperate about that amigo?

  You make me larf.

  Honestly who gives a toss what your kids are.

  Get over yourself and stop being so precious.

  Carry on taking it up the blind side eh poops!

• 302.fantasticbarnsmell:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:43 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-299: thank you for the correction, it has made all the difference to your marvellous post

• 303.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:43 pm

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-296: But its what you said…

  Now I dont know why you might want to “fib about having kids” especially since you have proven me “wrong” beyond “doubt” about questioning the *** of your sprog(s).

  I didn’t insult your sprog(s) or your family, I was rather calling into question your undoubted ability to bend the truth on a much wider scale. Calling me your fave word “Scum” is a bit harsh for such innocuousness… I think an apology may be in order there? But I shan’t hold my breath

  Its all getting very confusing for you, innit?

  Now calm down

  Vive Le Bleus

• 304.jocuba:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:45 pm

  They’re really squealing now… its going to be real funny when they realise all they needed to do to win this WC was allow Carl Hayman to play.

• 305.jocuba:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:46 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-303: You got him on the ropes!!! … finish the job now…

• 306.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:47 pm

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-298: Wow. I wonder if they tossed the TAB sign. It seems thats the done thing in sheepshagger land… Toss dwarves… toss signs… Hell, maybe toss a coupla maoris too… They cant be heavier than a good old caber.

  (Note to myself Must ask Jock whether a caber is the same weight as Noonoo)

• 307.jocuba:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:49 pm

  Looking forward to the forward battle tomorrow… man, can’t wait…

• 308.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:50 pm

  @jocuba(jocuba)-304: Bleat Panty’s blogrogering… Hope you were entertained

  Now where’s Pooper69 the Kiwi AIDS Expert… He cant have run away, could he? Naah, never… He might be many things but hes not a coward is he?

• 309.jocuba:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:52 pm

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-308: F’CK MAN!!! I’ve been following it all day… Nearly wet myself a couple of times!!

  You guys got stuck in… well done… just sorry I couldn’t join in.

• 310.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:54 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-301: Hehehe. I think you are now officially not “a good cnt”…. Watch out. The wrath of Bleat!

• 311.jocuba:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:56 pm

  Can’t resist the old joke… you probably heard it… Ol’ Richie picks up Smitty at the airport. They’re on the road & Smitty realises he’s left some kit behind.

  He says: “Hey Richie! Can you make a U-turn?”
  Richie says: “Ayyy!! almost always! Sometime I can even make its eyes pop out.”

• 312.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:56 pm

  @jocuba(jocuba)-309: Defending our Green and Gold honour?

  Vive Le Bleus… Can’t wait too.

• 313.Heavens Game:
  23 Sep 2011, 23:59 pm

  @jocuba(jocuba)-311: Eish!

• 314.jocuba:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:02 am

  They must be licking their wounds… but they’ll surely regroup. I hope France give their team a hard one… they don’t have to win… just give them a hard one!!!

• 315.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:11 am

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-275: Sorry, only saw your comment now. Harsh one. I must say I am not too partial to Vervets myself especially when they have overbred and too familiar with people (But then again its due to people feeding them), but cant condone cruelty…. Beating the thing with sticks… and then the microwaved cat – WTF???

  But good on you TH… It seems you are a passionate animal lover and its great that there are people like you that stand up for them. “Poisoning” – Temik? Jeez, I have seen a couple of dogs die of carbamate (not sure if thats the tech term?) poisoning – You must have seen some acts of terrible cruelty if you’re into animal welfare.

  I really hope that your campaign is successful and that you get some good exposure for the plight of these animals.

• 316.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:33 am

  Here are the teams for tomorrow

  New Zealand: I Dagg; C Jane, C Smith, M Nonu, R Kahui; D Carter, P Weepu; T Woodcock, K Mealamu, O Franks: B Thorn, S Whitelock; J Kaino, R McCaw (capt), A Thomson. Replacements: A Hore, B Franks, A Williams, A Boric, A Ellis, C Slade, S B Williams.

  France: D Traille; V Clerc, A Rougerie, M Mermoz, M Médard; M Parra, D Yachvili; J-B Poux, D Szarzewski, L Ducalcon; P Pape, L Nallet; T Dusautoir (capt), J Bonnaire, L Picamoles. Replacements: W Servat, F Barcella, J Pierre, I Harinordoquy, F Trinh-Duc, F Estebanez, C Heymans
  Referee: A Rolland (Ireland).

  Lets do a player for player match up

  Traille vs Dagg… Evens
  Clerc vs Jane… Evens
  Rougerie vs Smith… AB
  Mermoz vs Nonu… Evens
  Le Detonateur vs Kahui… Fra
  Padda vs Carter… AB
  Yachvili vs Warthog… Fra
  Poux vs Woodcock… Fra
  Chippendale vs Kevvie (Save Kevvie)… Evens
  Ducalcon vs Franks… AB
  Pape vs Thorne… AB
  Nallet vs Whitelock… Fra
  Dusautoir vs Kaino… Evens
  Bonnaire vs Suarez McAwe… AB
  Picamoles vs Thomson… Fra

  Bench: Evens
  Ref: Fra
  Crowd: AB

  6 all. Its going down to the wire.

  A song is in order:

  You’ve lost that chokin’ feeling,
  Whoa, that chokin’ feeling,
  You’ve lost that chokin’ feeling,
  Now it’s gone…gone…gone…wooooooh

• 317.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:38 am

  @Gunther(gunther)-301:

  you dont see it to get it. Or want to, more poignantly.

  Boy George was calling me a Liar. The premise of the ‘lie’ was, apparently, based on the gender of my children.

  I didnt lie. I dont lie. And for what pathetic reason I would lie about the gender of my kids….?

  you now appear to be accusing me of vicarious-crimes whilst ignoring your own.

  Im still waiting for the reason why Im ‘guilty’ of crimes I didnt commit. Pops knows I admonished him. So cough up, or STFU.

• 318.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:43 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-317: Bleat.

  Vive La France…

• 319.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:46 am

  @Gunther(gunther)-301:

  and please explain, in legible english, what on Earth you meant by

  “Its precisely because your rust SCUM wood stayed in the bag when poeps went off the reservation that I made the comment. What’s desperate about that amigo?’

  and the connection that has with me ?

  ET is a Safa. Hondo is Safa. Tecumseh is a Safa. So when did I accuse you for disgusting things theyve said inn the past, just because youre all Safas, thick’o ? I dont think youre a Gentleman solely on the basis that Puma is a Safa either, thick’o. Stop being so “precious”.

• 320.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:49 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-318:

  Youre just a coward. We already know that and have for a long time. And a coward with half a brain cell that cant even remember a long conversation we had about our own sons. You cant, can you ?! Youre so used to being Johnny 2-Names that you dont know who you are anymore, Boy George.

• 321.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:49 am

  Loving the duplicity… Bleat Panty the angelic… Never, ever said a disparaging word about Saffas ever… Honest ‘guv.

  Never ever generalised about Saffas either…

  No fibby fibs fibs, eh?

  Lol. Come now.

• 322.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:54 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-320: I luvvit when you get so passionate Carly. But I thought the “long conversation” many moons back, when you weren’t such a twat, ’twas about your daughter… Girls play junior rugger in the UK, no?

  You’ve had your blogrogering… you’ve run away to “mountainbike” already… Now wind that neck in son…

  Only the brave…?

  Vive La France….

• 323.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:57 am

  Imagine never having the

  BALLS

  to acknowledge when youre

  WRONG

  on an anonymous

  BLOG ?!

  what a sad little life that must be.

  bon chance et bon journee, les eunuque

• 324.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:59 am

  @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-322:

  “Girls play junior rugger in the UK, no?’

  brilliant. the desperation, oh the desperation !

• 325.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 00:59 am

  Yes, imagine…

  Only the brave…?

  Vive La France.

• 326.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 01:04 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-324: Oh well DJ HG will have to remix:

  Yup, as desperate as “WHY I would “fib” about having a SON”…and then…” I have 2.”

  Case closed.

  Only the brave…?

  Vive La France…

• 327.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 01:11 am

  Night night Bleat.

  Please don’t be too courageous when you know I am outtahere…

  Only the brave….?

  Vive La France

• 328.fantasticbarnsmell:
  24 Sep 2011, 01:43 am

  i won’t be on this site until after the game tomorrow so just want to wish the kiwi bloggers all the best for tomorrows game, should be a good one.

• 329.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 01:52 am

  “Nine Springboks have sheepishly returned a silver fern sign they took as a prank – after they were confronted by a feisty Matamata bar manager.

  Fresh from their 87-0 mauling of Namibia at North Harbour Stadium, the Boks, including skipper John Smit, met their match on the main street of Matamata after stealing the sign outside a bar.

  TRAC Sports Bar Matamata owner Gail Bailey said she paid little attention when a group of unusually large men came into her establishment about 2pm yesterday.

  “They came in for a drink but they ended up going to another bar in town. They wanted lunch and we’re more of a sports bar,” Mrs Bailey said.

  But when a patron told her the men had made off with a New Zealand Community Trust sign on the footpath, Mrs Bailey chased them down the street.

  “I took after them, told them I wanted my sign back and gave them a rev-up. I didn’t know who they were.

  “I just gave them a serve about pinching stuff. I said it wasn’t very good visiting our town and pinching things.”

  The chastened players told Mrs Bailey they had always intended to put the sign back. “I told them, ‘Don’t bulls*** me’.”

  The Springboks’ media manager, Andrew Colquhoun, said a group of nine players opted to drive from Auckland to Taupo. “They’re taking a bit of a leisurely day down to see a bit of New Zealand after two weeks of hotels and airports.”

  Last night, he didn’t have full details of the incident as the players were yet to arrive at the team’s hotel.

  “I did have a text from John [Smit], who said it was just a bit of fun with a lady in the bar and that nothing was stolen.”

  Mrs Bailey was shocked to find out who the men were and thought the sign was taken because it had a silver fern on it. “So maybe they’re a bit worried about us.”

  Still, yesterday would go down in the bar’s folklore. “It is a laugh,” Mrs Bailey said. “And everyone in the bar is having the biggest laugh about it because here’s me running after these big tall guys.”".

  the CAPTAIN ?!?

• 330.TheTackler:
  24 Sep 2011, 01:53 am

  @fantasticbarnsmell(fantasticbarnsmell)-302: Glad to be of assistance. (If one counsels perfection one is obliged to seek it oneself, or at least make the attempt.)

• 331.Kobus Kitty:
  24 Sep 2011, 02:09 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-329:

  Typical NZ slag blowing things out of proportion. I think we can all be glad that it was John Smit pulling the prank and not Mealamu – who would have ruthlessly beaten her with his head only for Steve the depressant Hansen to come out and say “Kevvy isn’t like that, he’s a good bloke and I want to ram it up a sheep”

• 332.fantasticbarnsmell:
  24 Sep 2011, 02:09 am

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-330: haha, you’re alright Tackler…

• 333.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 02:22 am

  @Kobus Kitty(Kobus Kitty)-331:

  Oh Captain ! My Captain !

  how right you are to be so very proud, KKK.

• 334.Kobus Kitty:
  24 Sep 2011, 02:27 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-333:

  Get back in your box, gimp.

• 335.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 02:53 am

  @Kobus Kitty(Kobus Kitty)-334:

  just as long as its affixed to the floor first, KKK.

• 336.TheAgent:
  24 Sep 2011, 03:12 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-333: Pathetic attempt by a “rugby lover kiwi who doesn’t even recognise Springbok players” to discredit the Boks. What a faark up story. I’m sure he/she was the drunk one.

• 337.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 03:17 am

  @TheAgent(TheAgent)-336:

  is that the word on the street in Gizzy ?

• 338.chch:
  24 Sep 2011, 03:46 am

  Usually really good to talk to the South African’s here but mention the word France and some people just go all psycho.

  I hope this is a close game.

• 339.chch:
  24 Sep 2011, 03:49 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-329:

  Strange that they were in Matamata. Maybe went to see the Hobbit village thing. It is well over priced.

• 340.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 04:16 am

  @chch(chch)-339:

  Given they were stopping in Taupo, I presume that were merely en route from Auckalofa.

  WTF were they thinking ?! Much like the French Secret Service, they must have assumed the Dumb Kiwis wouldnt notice if they slipped under the radar and departed unnoticed. Well, if you cant slip one past a Waikato Cowcocky, its time to go back to school, girls.

  The funniest aspect is that they were after the sign because it had the Silver Fern on it. And to think all those Pen*s Envy jokes were just wind-ups…..

  Cant blame em I suppose given the Springbok is slowly making its way under the armpit.

  But the CAPTAIN getting involved in that ?! tee hee, bro. What next, doing a runner at Pizza Hut ?

• 341.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 04:19 am

  @chch(chch)-338:

  Any team that has more success against the ABs than their own, and suddenly brie sales soar on Johannesburg.

• 342.Kobus Kitty:
  24 Sep 2011, 04:42 am

  I think I know why the All Blacks choke at every world cup.. because they like French slong in their mouths. Haaaaaaaaa….

• 343.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 05:34 am

  2 x ‘NZ vs France’ comments for every 1 x ‘Backing the Boks’ comments, articles posted at the same time, on a ‘SA Rugby site’ (as we’re repeatedly informed).

  Twice as obsessed about the ABs, and their seasonal morphing as France-fans (ca va, Monsieur George ?) than saying positive things about their own team.

  Pen*s Envy in rugby-form = Keo’lings in a microcosm.

• 344.TheTackler:
  24 Sep 2011, 05:35 am

  If the French unthinkables beat the NZ unsinkables, all that happens is that NZ moves to the easy side of the draw. Not a terrible fate, is it?

• 345.ufo:
  24 Sep 2011, 06:50 am

  

  Just heard out of the mouth of Graham Henry…

  “I’ve been very consistent with selection… It’s just the media who paint a different picture…”!

  Okay Ted… i guess its the media who make all those changes to your team for every game…

  

  

• 346.ufo:
  24 Sep 2011, 06:54 am

  even taine the paine says ‘the people want to see consistent selections and there’ve been a lot of changes…”

  i’d be worried as a maorilander supporter… cause graham henry actually believes what he says…

  

• 347.Great White Shark:
  24 Sep 2011, 07:02 am

  @TheTackler(TheTackler)-300:

  Someone needs to either stop drinking or get to bed.

• 348.CoachPete:
  24 Sep 2011, 07:05 am

  @Great White Shark(Predawn)-347:
  Graham Henry too maybe?

• 349.whatever:
  24 Sep 2011, 07:23 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-343:

  You f uked your mutha yet doos?

• 350.Great White Shark:
  24 Sep 2011, 07:26 am

  @CoachPete(CoachPete)-348:

  I doubt Henry slept last night….or much of the team for that matter..

• 351.whatever:
  24 Sep 2011, 07:28 am

  Jeez, these two half ar sed twats poppadooos and wet pantie must be two faaaked up individuals to consistently come here and gooi appel. Must be really two puney little dingbats with huge anti sa chips on their shoulders

  poor little insignificant cnunts

  Oh Tacklers so the boys decided to take a souvenier?? Haha, wont be the first time hey…….like jumping on cars pissed, hitting girlfriends and spitting at opponent fans………

  Grow a pair

• 352.whatever:
  24 Sep 2011, 07:30 am

  Viva la France Viva……………

• 353.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 07:57 am

  @Gunther(gunther)-301:

  looking forward to your reaction to post 349

  not that I would hang YOU out to dry for distancing yourself from SCUM like that, Gunther.

• 354.spartan:
  24 Sep 2011, 08:03 am

  France is just a speed bump on the road as NZ head toward the knockout phase . I’m just wondering if the Boks are gonna throw the game against Western Samoa or man up stay on our side of the draw ,

• 355.TheTackler:
  24 Sep 2011, 08:10 am

  @whatever(whatever)-351: Taupo is chock-full of souvenir shops. They’re rich men. (And at 30+ they’re not boys any more.) They really can afford to buy one or two.

• 356.Heavens Game:
  24 Sep 2011, 08:16 am

  Only the brave…?

  Vive La France

  Vive Le Bleus

  Vive Le Tricolores

• 357.Gunther:
  24 Sep 2011, 11:28 am

  @Black Panther(Black Panther)-353:

  He is in exactly the same league as your buddy poep.

  You will have noticed that I have no interraction with him at all.

  He is scum indeed.

  Carry on taking it up the blind side eh Poops!

• 358.Black Panther:
  24 Sep 2011, 15:54 pm

  @Gunther(gunther)-357:

  oh, I see, its different rules for you then huh ?

  “Your bud likes to talk about kiddy fiddling (not aids although that is another of his highlights) yet you like to talk about scum when it suits? Selective much?”

  so “You f uked your mutha yet doos?” still isnt enough to inspire the same principles from you that applies to others/Kiwis huh ?

  ‘selective much’…..2-faced pri’ck.

• 359.Gunther:
  24 Sep 2011, 20:05 pm

  Oh dear.

  Don’t you see?

  Its staring you in the face.

  Cupid stunt.

• 360.nama1:
  25 Sep 2011, 04:09 am

  @Treehugger(Treehugger)-230:
  Your nephew and his wife? They still support the All Blacks?

  All these black people supporting South Africa (Boks). What a surprise?

  Lots of stupid people participating on this stupid thread.

  (I know what you’re gonna say, so just drop it.)

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