KeoTV: Frogs to be fried

KeoTV: Frogs to be fried

23 Sep 2011

MARK KEOHANE says the All Blacks will clobber France in Auckland on Saturday.


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  • 51.Black Panther: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:26 am

    @Helen(Helen)-47:

    It comes naturally. Rather like your personal hygiene habits.

  • 52.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:26 am

    @Gunther(gunther)-48: Soul surfer? :lol:

  • 53.ufo: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:27 am

    It’s unacceptable that France is fielding a B team against The Maorilanders….!!

    It makes a mockery of the entire world cup… the very future of the sport we all love…

    The ABs will put at least 50 points passed the Toads…!!!

    anything less than that against a B French side will be seen as huge failure by the Mighty All Blacks…

    and a sign that they are unravelling more easily than the sleeve of SonnyBoy William’s replica jersey…!!

  • 54.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:27 am

    @Black Panther(Black Panther)-49:

    Holders of RWC = SA
    Holders of TN = Aus
    Holders of S15 = Aus (Reds)

    Kiwis are really pacing themselves nicely for this RWC.

  • 55.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:28 am

    @Great White Shark(Predawn)-50: Hehehe. Maybe some Gaviscon in the water bottles. Attenshun to detail – It all helps.

  • 56.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:30 am

    @ufo(ufo)-53: :lol: “and a sign that they are unravelling more easily than the sleeve of SonnyBoy William’s replica jersey…”

    Maybe jobs as chippendales after another, ahem [clears throat], choke… near miss.

  • 57.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:30 am

    @Black Panther(Black Panther)-46:

    No need to look for reassurance from Gunther…I promise we won’t cyber hurt you Bleat.

  • 58.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:31 am

    @ufo(ufo)-53:

    The game will be looser than a wizard’s sleeve.

    In fact looser than Black Panty’s mangina

  • 59.ufo: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:32 am

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-56:

    :lol:

    yeah… i hear they have vacancies for chippendales at the rotarua annual sheep fair…!!

  • 60.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:33 am

    @ufo(ufo)-59:

    Rotorua Annual Sheep Fair???

    We have the same thing in SA, it’s called a Reed Dance

  • 61.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:33 am

    @Great White Shark(Predawn)-57: “Bleat”!!!!? hahahahahah… Classic… Carly “Bleat” Pantster…. Bwaaahhaaahhaaahhh…

    ….Rolling…

    ….chuckling….

    ….doubled over….

    :lol:

  • 62.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:35 am

    @ufo(ufo)-59: “rotarua annual sheep fair”!!!? Fukaduk… Thats what they call a swingers party? Sheezus.

  • 63.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:36 am

    Panter has disappeared.

    just like the smile off Taine Randell’s face at RWC ’99 Semi

  • 64.Brads: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:36 am

    @ufo(ufo)-53:
    I agree.

    Just like I hope the Aussies crush the USA by some record or other for fielding a B team after eternal bitching of their not been given an opportunity to compete.

  • 65.ufo: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:37 am

    @Helen(Helen)-58:

    Yeah… I also have it on good authority…

    (and have witnessed it in high-def footage taken on the GoPro mini-cam strapped to the dorper sheep smuggled into the ABs dressing room to celebrate their win over Japan who took one… sorry… took 22… for the country)…

    …that the ABs current have song is the 70s hit by Scottish rockers Marmalade…

    Falling Apart at the Seams..!!

  • 66.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:38 am

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-61:

    It suits him so well…he doesn’t argue/discuss/debate….it’s all just baaaahhhaaahhhhhaaahhhh.

  • 67.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:39 am

    must be the “black” in your name BP..

    it has all the dutchies salivating themselves, guess they cant hide their upbringing forever..

  • 68.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:40 am

    Richie McCaw walks into a bar with a sheep under each arm.

    Kevin Mealamu shouts “Mate, are those sheep for shearing?”

    Richie “No, I am gonna **** them both myself!”

  • 69.Black Panther: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:41 am

    @Great White Shark(Predawn)-57:

    This has now become like rubbernecking a car crash.

  • 70.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:41 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-67:

    Are you the second installment of some kind of witless kiwi tag team?

  • 71.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:41 am

    Aha, the scum arrives to defend a fellow Kiwi’s… ahem [clears throat] honour…

  • 72.danuk: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:42 am

    @Guns(Guns)-23: Actually haven’t the ABs lost to the French the lost two times they met in the play off stages? 1999 and 2007. 2003 ABs lost to Aussies

  • 73.ufo: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:42 am

    @Helen(Helen)-60:

    difference is the sheep don’t have a choice and are strapped down… :wink:

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-62:

    hehehe… the swingers parties are when they invite the cattle, goats and chickens… !! :lol:

  • 74.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:43 am

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-71:

    A kiwis honour can’t be defended.
    It can only be remembered.
    like 1987

  • 75.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:44 am

    We’re about to see serve being returned.

  • 76.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:44 am

    @Helen(Helen)-70:

    The conversation will now go down a few notches towards grade 5 insults.

    Prepare to be bored to tears.

  • 77.ufo: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:44 am

    @Brads(Brads)-64:

    if aus don’t put 100 passed the B Yanks… they’re in trouble…!! :wink:

  • 78.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:45 am

    @danuk(danuk)-72:

    Yes

    ’99 – Lost to Aus
    ’95 – Lost to SA
    ’99 – Lost to Fra
    ’03 – Lost to Aus
    ’07 – Lost to Fra

    Proud history…

  • 79.Black Panther: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:46 am

    @Helen(Helen)-68:

    Who’d you borrow that one from – Premenstrual ?

    hang on, Boy George has lots of funny sheep-joke re-mixes as well. Theyre really fresh. Like ewe.

  • 80.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:47 am

    @ufo(ufo)-73:

    They’re only strapped down for oral s ex.

  • 81.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:48 am

    @Black Panther(Black Panther)-79:

    We like sheep in SA too.
    We eat them here.
    Not the way you understand it, though

  • 82.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:50 am

    @Black Panther(Black Panther)-79:

    You keep on coming back for more punishment.
    Are you into the whole s&m thing?
    Expains why you buy tickets for Fra vs NZ

  • 83.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:51 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-67:

    shut it.

    scumbag.

  • 84.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:51 am

    @Helen(Helen)-81:

    In New Zealand they call it ‘tenderising’.

  • 85.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:52 am

    @Gunther(gunther)-83: yes sir Dutch spiderman…

  • 86.TheTackler: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:53 am

    I’m wondering what possessed Big Vic to nick a TAB sign?

  • 87.TheTackler: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:53 am

    Trying to learn sign language?

  • 88.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:53 am

    @Great White Shark(Predawn)-84:

    One kiwi to another “Where’s the best place to have s ex with a sheep?”

    Other kiwi “In the poophole”

  • 89.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:55 am

    @Gunther(gunther)-83:

    Gunth, howz it hanging swamp donkey? :-)

  • 90.willievz: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:56 am

    @TheTackler(TheTackler)-86: Hehe, who was the blonde fella with him, JDV?

  • 91.Brads: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:56 am

    @ufo(ufo)-77: Who cares what the points are.

    The USA have let themsevles down. The only upside they can claim is the loss was against their No. 2 team.

    Gezzus. The IRB’s World cup is a joke..

    imagine a team in the FIFA WC doing that and the fall out.

  • 92.Helen: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:58 am

    One kiwi sheep to another “Why is anal s ex better than oral s ex?”

    Other kiwi sheep “Oral s ex makes your day, but anal s ex makes your hole weak.”

  • 93.TheTackler: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 11:58 am

    Maybe his roommate Bakkies, who is keen on praying said out aloud: “Yimmelse fodder, please give us a sign..” and so Vic thought he’d step in and answer his buddy’s prayers?

  • 94.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 12:03 pm

    @ufo(ufo)-73: :lol:

    @Helen(Helen)-74: Classic!

  • 95.willievz: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 12:04 pm

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-94: The funny thing is that 1987 was not even a real WC…

  • 96.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 12:06 pm

    @poppa69(poppa69)-85:

    good.

    now take your canoe and fukkoff ************.

    :lol:

    chop chop.

  • 97.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 12:11 pm

    @willievz(willievz)-95: Ja, an invitational…

  • 98.TheTackler: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 12:26 pm

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-97: Like every RWC ever since. You get invited if you qualify. And you don’t get invited if you’ve been disqualified. Same with the Olympics, really.

  • 99.chch: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 12:44 pm

    Hey it is a good team. Nice

    Why did GH waste one of our slots by picking Toeava in the first place. Well I guess we know why but at least he will not play in an important game.

    Reid not fit and Ali Williams not 100% so more to come. So many other players that could have happily slotted in too.

  • 100.chch: Reply to this comment
    23 Sep 2011, 12:46 pm

    @Helen(Helen)-74:

    We don’t need to win to have honour. We just need to get rid of Henry and half the NZRU …. oh craap

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