KeoTV: Bismarck treated like biltong

KeoTV: Bismarck treated like biltong

26 Sep 2011

MARK KEOHANE believes Bismarck du Plessis will sort out Samoa on Friday.


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  • 1051.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:00 pm

    There once was a young tart named kitchy

    Who thought it was kwaai to be bitchy

    Along came a boer

    Who klapped him deep in his moer

    And now all his crabs are itchy.

  • 1052.Kitchener: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:05 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-1050:

    While your effort may be no world-beater
    At least it has some rhyme and metre
    Unlike the “poem” from Heavens Game
    Which sadly is just weak and lame.

  • 1053.Kitchener: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:08 pm

    @Gunther(gunther)-1051:

    I think I’ve told you this before
    You really have become a bore
    You’ll never be a decent bard
    Because you tend to try too hard.

  • 1054.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:09 pm

    Don’t patronise me, kitchen hand. I’ll out-limerick you 7 days a week, blindfolded.

  • 1055.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:16 pm

    Kitchener was once a mate
    Of an eminent twenty eight
    Repeated passionate assault
    Of Kitchy’s sphincter was the result
    To be continued on Keo is his unfortunate fate

  • 1056.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:23 pm

    @katman

    With one hand tied behind your back.

  • 1057.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:24 pm

    There once was a young girl called kitchener

    Who had more than her share of ***** in her

    Her weakness was c o c k

    In fact she liked it a lot

    Indeed she took as much as could fit in her.

  • 1058.Kitchener: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:25 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-1054:

    A chap called Kat once beat his chest
    And claimed his limericks were the best
    The one I saw
    Was rather poor
    Not sure I’d like to see the rest

  • 1059.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:28 pm

    Kitch – 0

    Kat – 1

    But mine outguns both of yours!

  • 1060.JockBok: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:28 pm

    A wrinkly old pub bore from Brum
    Thought his life was awfully glum
    Barry was his name
    but Kitchener he became
    And ‘alright John’ became ‘old chum’

  • 1061.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:30 pm

    985
    Dawn(Dawn) Says:
    September 26th, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    Pops kitch panther and shaun
    Expats and kiwi born
    Pitch up daily with their gall
    Then they’re joined by extraball.

  • 1062.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:34 pm

    Keo’s own Billy Bunting
    Loves a jolly good shunting

    A frightful blog bug.gery
    Thru’ Keo’s digital thuggery

    While tryin’ hard at Good Wil.ly hunting

  • 1063.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:38 pm

    There once was a fan of Lord Crouchback

    Who nestled deep in the depths of his ballsack

    There he would hang like a tic

    On the end of his d i c k

    Sometimes nudging the edge of his @ss crack.

  • 1064.Kitchener: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:41 pm

    @JockBok(JockBok)-1060:

    Not quite Brum auld chum but that was a decent effort

    @Dawn(Dawn)-1059:

    There once was an attention-*****
    Who always liked to keep the score
    Every score she would choose
    Saw Kitchener lose
    So it’s all become a bit of a bore

  • 1065.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:44 pm

    Mmmm

    ********?

    I wonder what that could be.

  • 1066.Kitchener: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:46 pm

    @Kitchener(Kitchener)-1064:

    Enough of this anti-censorship shit! That should read “attention-whore”.

  • 1067.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:47 pm

    Kitchener thinks he’s the best, I know he’s fagggit and should bothering the rest.

    He trolls the web the stalker, like michael jackson the moonwalker.

    I wish he would fark off to his cave because that dooos just doesn’t know how to behave.

  • 1068.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:48 pm

    Though Kitchener’s on the hunt
    For some rhythm and rhyming grunt

    He could never be a true bard
    For he tries rather too hard

    At being a pommie runtcunt

  • 1069.JockBok: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:51 pm

    @Kitchener(Kitchener)-1064:

    No? I had you down as Barry from Auf Wiedersehen Pet with the brummy accent.

    When young Kitch traveled over the sea
    A soldier he thought he would be
    He got into a brawl
    With some chaps from Natal
    And yelled ‘don’t chuck that bludddy spear at me”

  • 1070.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:52 pm

    And then they wonder why we despise them.

  • 1071.Gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:53 pm

    @JockBok(JockBok)-1069:

    Ole

  • 1072.shooter: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:56 pm

    kitchener jou moroon. aasvoëlholvel. mense ken jou tipe.

  • 1073.Kitchener: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:57 pm

    @JockBok(JockBok)-1069:

    Jock’s first limerick was okay
    But then he got carried away
    The next one was crap
    But I bet the poor chap
    Will be posting a new one each day.

    Goodnight boys and girls.

  • 1074.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 22:59 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-1061:
    The words from this Filly
    Are rather frightfully silly

    So please excuse Dawn
    Keo’s own nary Prawn

    While she repeats words wil.ly-nilly

  • 1075.JockBok: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:00 pm

    Goodnight old boy
    And sweet repose
    Lie on your back
    And you won’t squash your nose

  • 1076.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:03 pm

    I’m outa here as well, with kitchener here it became hell.

    I want to hang him up by a tree but his girlfriend says no while she’s lying next to me ;-)

  • 1077.JockBok: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:05 pm

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-1074:

    HG you’re well out of line
    Dawn’s words are really quite fine
    She can rhyme off with the best
    And she passes the test
    Even after her 4th glass of wine

  • 1078.shooter: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:07 pm

    @Kitchener(Kitchener)-1073: @ 1072.
    the skin on your face

  • 1079.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:10 pm

    @JockBok(JockBok)-1077:

    Words sent once are fine
    But twice should be a crime

    And are an indication
    Of lack of imagination

    While others give new rhyme.

  • 1080.JockBok: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:18 pm

    Well it’s time I was hitting the sack
    Kitch has gone and he ain’t coming back
    Dawn and HG will fight
    Grunts will of course set them right
    Then ET will come on and talk kakk

  • 1081.mvk: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:19 pm

    When the mentally challenged decides who owns who in the keo zoo then surely the world must be nearing it’s end.

  • 1082.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:24 pm

    @JockBok(JockBok)-1080:

    Well Jocky my lad
    Thats really too bad

    Putting your head down
    After being such a clown

    But it was fun this little fad

  • 1083.JockBok: Reply to this comment
    26 Sep 2011, 23:36 pm

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-1082:

    A lot of these ditties were fine
    But now I have to call time
    But to answer the question
    Of which was the best one
    Post one thousand and sixty nine

  • 1084.pompies: Reply to this comment
    27 Sep 2011, 00:56 am

    What the fark is this guy on?

  • 1085.pompies: Reply to this comment
    27 Sep 2011, 00:57 am

    Keo I mean.

  • 1086.Black Panther: Reply to this comment
    27 Sep 2011, 13:39 pm

    Jock

    “Barry from Auf Weidersein…”

    fark, that takes me back to Uni days-what a great show, and character !

    That series when they moved to Spain…or was it Germany ? either way, it was genius and un-missable in our flat.

  • 1087.JockBok: Reply to this comment
    27 Sep 2011, 14:05 pm

    @Black Panther(Black Panther)-1086:

    It’s a classic alright, one of my faves of all time. Barry was my favourite, so fecking dull and that accent grating on and on. Comedy genius.

    Germany was the first series, Spain was the second btw ;)

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