Stormers won’t end trophy drought

Stormers won’t end trophy drought

MARK KEOHANE, in his weekly Business Day column, says the Stormers don’t have what it takes to win this year’s Super Rugby tournament.

The Stormers may be the only unbeaten team in Super Rugby but they are looking no better than they did in 2010 and last year, where they relied on defence to get to the play-offs but never had the attacking game to win the tournament.

Defensively the Stormers were again colossal in defying the Lions, but the lack of attacking edge is looking all too familiar for a side whose players draw too much inspiration from making a tackle and not enough from making a break.

Springbok wing Bryan Habana is again turning half chances into points and the set piece is as strong as the team’s defensive desire, but there needs to be greater emphasis on attack if the Stormers are to challenge seriously for their first championship win.

The Bulls are the most complete and balanced of the South African contenders and their ruthlessness is unmatched in this year’s tournament. Twice in five weeks they’ve created the opportunity to demolish the opposition and they’ve been uncompromising in delivering the most lethal of finishes.

The Reds were never going to win in Pretoria. Injury has hurt the Queenslanders’ title defence, flyhalf and playmaker Quade Cooper is hugely missed and the players are finding the wearing of the crown decidedly tougher than the 2011 chase to attain it.

They would never have envisaged conceding 61 points and taking a 53-point beating, and for all the extenuating circumstances the scars of this defeat won’t heal easily. I’d be surprised to see them win the tournament this year. They don’t have the depth to counter the injury situation and so far they haven’t enjoyed the good fortune of last year.

I also can’t see the Stormers winning the title, which doesn’t mean they can’t suffocate the Bulls at Newlands this weekend and score a laboured once-off victory. Home-ground comforts remain an advantage in this tournament, but so do bonus points for scoring four-try wins.

The Stormers will always be tough to beat because their mindset is that of a team that plays not to lose, instead of playing to win. But the manner of victory should no longer be in duping their supporters into believing that the style of play is capable of delivering silverware. It isn’t.

The Bulls are playing with expression and belief, and incumbent Bok flyhalf Morné Steyn has profited from the bulldozing dominance of his team-mates in contact and at the set piece.

Steyn is showing that he can control a game with more than his boot, but the criticism that he has limitations when there is no forward momentum remains as valid as it was a year ago.

He is playing with greater enjoyment than he did a year ago and if his form holds until June, he will start for the Boks against England, with Pat Lambie, Johan Goosen and Elton Jantjies providing options. It has been a long time since the country’s stocks at flyhalf have been this high.

Goosen continues to scamper up the ladder in his first season in Super Rugby, although his decision to end the game against the Crusaders with a kick to touch was a contradiction of his talent. He offers too much as a player to adopt such a defeatist and conservative mindset and hopefully his team-mates gave him a blast at the final whistle.

The Cheetahs, the people’s favourites in New Zealand as much as they are in SA, are still too content with coming second. The same is true of the Lions, who lost again at home.

How long can a team be young? How long can players be commended for their character in a losing cause? How many more Super Rugby excuses for SA’s domestic champions?

Every team suffers injury. Every team battles hardship in this tournament, but there comes a time when a team must be judged on how many games — and not friends — they win.

And that time has surely come for the Lions.

They have the game and the players to defeat the Crusaders in Johannesburg this weekend, just as the Stormers have the mentality to beat the Bulls.

Both results are possible but I am not as convinced of the possibility that the Stormers or the Lions can be potential championship winners.

To convince me that it can be any other way, the Stormers have to change the way they win games and the Lions have to start winning some games. Ditto the Cheetahs and Sharks.

As for the Bulls … don’t change a thing.


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  • 201.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @wpjoulekkading(wpjoulekkading)-192: Come off it, bud. Anyone who watches any sport knows that “3 play-off appearances” refers to three years or three seasons or three competitions and not simply progressions in a play-off stage. Same reason centuries in cricket don’t also count as half centuries. Not sarcastic, just factually correct. Sorry if that doesn’t sit well with you.

  • 202.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-200:

    Let me put it this way. I the Stormers pack is superior on the day, they will indeed win it.

  • 203.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-202:

    I=if.

  • 204.wpjoulekkading: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-196: Luckily I don’t give a rat’s arse what your perspective is.

    Stormers by 10.

  • 205.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-199: Southern Suburbs got you shook?

  • 206.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-199: So you know Pretoria South, but not Cape Town proper?

  • 207.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-201:

    Give him a break.

    If a few fictitious play-off spots make it easier for him to overlook the outer space-like vacuum inside the Newlands trophy cabinet, who are you to take that away from him?

  • 208.wpjoulekkading: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-201: I explained what I meant and why I said it.. You know what I meant. So what now?

  • 209.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-202: Agreed. Will be an intense game. I hope the injuries are not too bad.

  • 210.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-206:

    Hehe. I used to venture there on rare excursions, only to quickly retreat into more comforting surroundings.

  • 211.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @wpjoulekkading(wpjoulekkading)-208: Nothing now. Just get it right next time.

  • 212.wpjoulekkading: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-207: I’ve got no hang-ups about the empty space, other than trying to fill it. The Bulls closet is also pretty empty at the moment no? For how many years will you keep living of the glory days of 2007-2010?

  • 213.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-210: The irony is that you say you can’t navigate Cape Town, yet the “safe” places you mention have few distinguishing features vibracrete walls and golf ball post boxes don’t count), and the City Bowl, Southern Suburbs, Atlantic Seaboard and Southern Peninsula are simple to navigate thanks to the shape of the bays, peninsula and mountains.

  • 214.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-210:

    Whatsitwithyou.

    My surroundings are very comforting.

  • 215.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @wpjoulekkading(wpjoulekkading)-212:

    Oh, probably until another SA team manages to win the trophy 3 times. Which means for the rest of my life, most likely.

  • 216.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    The Stormers upward curve is as mythical as the romcoms Mnet so often regurgitates.

  • 217.wpjoulekkading: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-215: So you will come progessively more bitter as the years go by. Let me know when you get to 32 Currie Cups.

  • 218.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-205: Tac “ain’t a crook son/ he’s just a shook one” – Mobb Deep

  • 219.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-213:

    I think I overstated the problem somewhat, for the sake of entertainment.

    I don’t mean I can’t get from one area to the next and will be trapped in Camps Bay, Clifton, insert area here forever if I lose my way.

    I just mean that when you drive through Cape Town, and use say the Mountain as a point of reference, this becomes confusing as the Mountain changes shape dramatically depending on where you are.

    Similarly, depending on which bay or outcropping of land you happen to be next to, the sea could either be on your South, East, West and probably even on your North, so that also becomes difficult to manage if you don’t happen to know that Hout Bay is this side of Bantry Bay, or Clifton or whatever.

    Hey, I’m not a Cape Town local, so sue me.

  • 220.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment

    Steyn
    Hougard
    Spies

    This is where game will be lost and won

  • 221.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    The girl: always impossibly fecking beautiful and works in an art gallery
    how many art galleries are there around anyway

    The guy : ballbustingly handsome and just getting over breakup/divorce

    The ditsy friend: always haggling impossibly beautiful art gallery owner about
    her s@x life, her diet, her men, her txt msgs

    And they all lived happily ever after.

  • 222.Atreides: Reply to this comment

    @pompies2(pompies2)-198: O is that how it works…new around here….

  • 223.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-216: is that why you jumped ship? hehe

  • 224.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-218: lol exact song i was thinking about!

  • 225.Atreides: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-219: Lol don;t stress, it’s taken me a while to get my mind-map drawn too

  • 226.Atreides: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-221: You work in an art gallery?

  • 227.Taahirah: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-218: @Sasuke(Sasuke)-224:
    “Mobb Deep wonder why a nigga blowed ‘em out/ Next time grown folks talk nigga, close your mouth” – 2Pac

  • 228.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @Atreides(Atreides)-226:

    No, only happens in the movies

    Read my script outline

  • 229.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    What’s up with this site showing no new posts for like 20 minutes, and then suddenly when you refresh there are like 30 new posts?

    It’s getting really irritating. They definitely went with some “Insert former Soviet Republic” hosted Server for the sake of economy recently, and it’s showing in the performance of the blog.

    Sort your sh*t out boys.

  • 230.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-223:

    No.

    Just sommer.

    No more lus for stressed out stormers

  • 231.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-229:

    Uzbhekistan

  • 232.Getafix: Reply to this comment

    @wpjoulekkading(wpjoulekkading)-217:

    Now that is a curve you can draw, 30 cups in 120 years and nothing in the last 15, you have really been on a downhill spiral……

  • 233.Atreides: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-228: Eet was my leetle joke….

  • 234.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @Atreides(Atreides)-233:

    Soreeee I am a leetle sloooowwww todaaaaay.

  • 235.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Actually a lot slow

    So frustrating

    You meet a nice guy and you cant wait for the day to end so you can bbm all night

    He’s not in CT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh the injustice.

  • 236.HongKongSlong: Reply to this comment

    Duvenage copping a lot of abuse at the moment and I guess its fair, because his decision making and execution are both a bit shaky at the moment. Funnily enough I think he’s a better scrum half behind a beaten pack then he is behind a dominant pack, which is completely ridiculous! All the Stormers need from their scrum half right now is a guy who can get the ball out quick. Nothing more. Give one of the young scrummies a go and tell him that’s all he has to do. Keep it simple and give the backline fast quality ball. The forwards are providing it, but something is going wrong once Duvenage gets his hands on the ball. I’ve said it before but AC and Robbie Fleck aren’t doing their team any favors either.

  • 237.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-231:

    Speaking of which, you hear about the poor Kazakstan female team in Dubai recently?

    They won a medal at the tournament, and when the team stood on the podium, the event organizers played the Kazakstan anthem for them.

    Only problem is, the organisers had probably hardly heard of Kazakstan before, so they had gone and downloaded the Kazakstan national anthem from the internet, only for it to turn out to be the fake Borat version of it.

    So the poor team captain stands on the podium, listening to a song about how proud they are of their pottasium production and how they have the cleanest prostitutes in the world.

    She at least started smiling, but Kazakstan is apparently demanding an apology.

    Classic.

  • 238.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-237:

    female shooting team.

  • 239.cab: Reply to this comment

    duvenage is dodgy imo, dunno why he so rated, grant is good.

  • 240.Atreides: Reply to this comment

    Think I will wear my Antwoord t-shirt on saturday…

    “Float like a butterfly, sting like a poesklap”

  • 241.Atreides: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-237: lol you’re kidding

  • 242.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-237:

    :lol:

  • 243.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    Bulls were impressive on Saturday but they won’t win Saturday. I’d rather back a losing team playing attractive rugby than a team winning playing an ugly game. AC is not a good coach period. Not in my book. That said the Bulls are not convincing yet. Saturday was good for them but what happens if they lose to the Stormers on Saturday? Stormers by 10.

  • 244.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-224: classic track!

    “when a slug penetrates you feel a burning sensation/ getting closer to God in a tight situation/ now. take these words home & think it through/ or the next rhyme mhight be about you”

    “cause ain’t no such things as halfway crooks/
    scared to death scared to look, they shook”

  • 245.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Lawd

    Lyrics

    Again

  • 246.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    I suppose a slug isn’t the only thing that can give you a burning sensation on penetration

  • 247.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Taahirah(Taahirah)-227: hehehehe Pac was one paranoid mofo, dissing everyone cause he didn’t know who shot him…

    anyway suge knight was fuelling all that bravado, as soon as s(hit hit the fan, the whole DeathRow records disintergrated into nothing.

  • 248.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-244: Fo sho

  • 249.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-246: lol Dawn!

  • 250.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-246: Nawty nawty

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