KeoTV: Look who’s backing the Bulls

KeoTV: Look who’s backing the Bulls

KeoTV’s analysts Keo, Monty and Vrede are divided about who will have the bragging rights in South Africa’s premier Super Rugby showdown at Newlands.


91 Comments

  • 1.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    Keo, the jump-zoom-cuts are annoying. And words like running and astounding have a g on the end. You’re right about the bulls though.

  • 2.keo: Reply to this comment

    Yes sir … isn’t the point to annoy (lol) … I will refer our production man David to your comments and I will call a debrief on Monday where copious amounts will be drunk and a formula will be settled on that will hopefully entertain and not annoy and irritate. Cheers for feedback

  • 3.cab: Reply to this comment

    lol, since when u been a bulls supporter keo?

  • 4.blueboy: Reply to this comment

    keo i have to agree with you i think the bulls will win at newlands,the bulls pack without matfield,steenkamp botha,russouw gary botha have done extremely well and are starting to come good,but this team is a work in progress and there is room for a lot of improvement ans i sure hope the bulls stuff the 2nd raters at newlands pink jerseys and all.

  • 5.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    Keo

    Where are my dollars you pikey.

  • 6.Tacitus: Reply to this comment

    You disappoint me, Ryan. Seems you’ve been a bloody wolf in sheep’s clothing all this time.Tar and feather time, I reckon.

    Oh and Keo, I must admit, you’re looking kind of in shape. Much better than on the very first Keo TV clip I saw, when you looked vaguely related to Mat Dunning. This training regime you’re bragging about so much on Twitter seems to be paying off.

  • 7.Puma: Reply to this comment

    Jeez Monty on keo tv! Carol going to be in bliss land….hahahaha.

  • 8.Puma: Reply to this comment

    Going to be a close game, doubt whoever wins will win by a big margin.

    Stormers by 5.

  • 9.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-6:

    Nice compliment you gave Mark re his physique.
    Seems like this whole pink thing is getting to you as well, hehe.

  • 10.David: Reply to this comment

    @blueboy(blueboy)-4:
    Gary Botha passed his sell by date a while ago.

  • 11.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    It is raining cats and dogs in Cape Town currently. If it continues to rain Bulls free running backs will be neutralised and superior Stormers pack will keep it close and grind out the game winning the game on penalties.

  • 12.daydreamer: Reply to this comment

    Pienk Poeie to take the win you say, well I say it will be very close, too close to call.

  • 13.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    keo is hoping.. rather praying that his beloved bully boys can pull it off Saturday, what he gonna do when they don’t.. who gonna be crying and wailing when the pink tutu wearing prima donnas get marched off Newlands and herded up like pink frilly laced koeie into the milk shed ready for their titillating teats to get a good old fashioned milking…?

    Better beware its a coming bully boys ain’t going home victorious Saturday.. with or without Craig Joubert trying his damnedest to cook the outcome..

  • 14.daydreamer: Reply to this comment

    @daydreamer(daydreamer)-12: Pienk Koeie I meant

  • 15.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-11:

    According to www. windguru dot com (the best weather site) the rain will stop tomorrow. Saturday evening will be clear skies, southerly wind of 15 knots and air temperature of 20 degrees Celsius- perfect for a running game.

  • 16.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    can’t wait to see Stormers drill these overrated fancy boys in hulle moere in.. all the way back to the overrated drawing board in frilly lace pink jacaranda Tswane Town .. gonna be a glorious sight to behold…

    Vermeulen, Elstadt, Kolisi, and Etsebeth to have a field day with the frilly laced pink pom pom toting Tswanaians

  • 17.brains_trust: Reply to this comment

    I am a Stormers supporter and picked the Bulls to win by 4 on Superbru on Wednesday – but the vibe coming from the Stormers Camp looks good, the boys seem focussed and I wish I could change my pick to Stormer by 4.

    The worst is that Keo picked the Bulls to win, in the history of picking the results of Rugby games – I don’t think I’ve EVER seen a worse tipster than KEO. (well JC & Ryan are in the same boat).

    GO STORMERS !!!!

  • 18.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    Ja and if they lose?

    Fuckadilly will be stuffing his fat smug face with humble tofu pie.

    Nom nom nom.

  • 19.IAAS: Reply to this comment

    @brains_trust(brains_trust)-17:

    keo will be at Newlands looking swell in his pink jumper sitting next to Monty .

    He’s been a Bulls supporter all his life apparently – well so he says.

  • 20.mettie: Reply to this comment

    My big concern: Vermeulen, Elstadt, Etsebeth and Liebenberg might cause havoc for 60 minutes. Will they have the speed and stamina to chase the likes of Hougaard and Basson for the whole 80 minutes? And what then? Who is gonna finish them off? If things go wrong, will the Stormers have a plan B? They never had one before.

  • 21.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    Bulls are going DOWN.. better believe it.. fete a compli

    turncoat keohane and gunthergwat can commiserate in higgledy piggledy unison together – Mondays headline . . fat overrated bully boys ‘owned’ in Slaap Stad

    Gerhard Van den Heever to put the final nail in the pink clad coffin.

  • 22.IAAS: Reply to this comment

    @mettie(mettie)-20:

    In the final 20 mins the Stormers will bring on Koster and Deon Fourie to speed the game up a bit.

    And there’s also shadow who’s no slouch – his sprint times are well documented on this esteemed forum.

  • 23.weakoma: Reply to this comment

    It seems this week the blog is dominated by arrogant WP supporters, living in Cape Town basically my whole life and adopting the Stormers as my second team I really don’t see the reason to be so arrogant..The Stormers by far have the best defense in the tournament, that won them the close games when the bounce of the ball was on the Stormers side..Bulls however is a well coached side, fit and up for a physical challenge, the back line of the bulls also are gelling better than that of the stormers on attack..I tip them for a win by more than seven..

  • 24.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Stormers going down

  • 25.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @weakoma(weakoma)-23:

    The Bulls are not a running team- their back line only “impressed ” against a demoralised reds team who were without most of their main players even playing a club player at no 10. The main weapon of the Bulls is the high kick and chase- no 9 or 10 mostly kick high and then they chase and contest – in Basson they have arguably the best “contester in the air’ in SA -.So, the Stormers have nothing to worry about as far as attacking backline play is concerned, they only have to take care of the bombardment of high kicks.

    Can they do it?

    For sure they can- all they must do is to stop the supply of ball and place the bulls no 9 and 10 under pressure and there will be less well aimed high kicks. That is why they have selected the monster pack.

    So, i expect the Stormers to bully the bulls forwards into submission and win by about 7-10.

  • 26.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Who is David Swart.

    The weirdo who shoots these movies?

  • 27.stormersboy: Reply to this comment

    @IAAS(I am a stormer)-22: Yes the shoe is on the other foot in this instance.

    Literally and figuratively.

  • 28.grant10: Reply to this comment

    Bulls will win it in honour of Eugene Terreblanche and all the other victims of farm murders …

  • 29.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    It’s a fait accompli you uneducated gibbon.

  • 30.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim(Robzim)-15: ok cool thanks.

  • 31.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @IAAS(I am a stormer)-22: That will be the Stormers trump card

  • 32.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn(Dawn)-26: Must be. First time i see that. He is the one responsible for the constant zooming in and out.

  • 33.Markel77: Reply to this comment

    ¿where is the real Grant10?

  • 34.JL1: Reply to this comment

    Stormers do not have the killer instinct, never had it. Even if the bulls lose tomorrow they will still bounce back and be there at the business end of the tournament. Bulls are looking stronger and fitter than any other team, the only thing that could affect them will be their own mindsets, their egos as such

  • 35.Guns: Reply to this comment

    @grant10(grant100)-28:
    Thats deep cuzzie! ;)

  • 36.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @grant10(grant100)-28: and johan kotze & bees roux?

  • 37.Slappes: Reply to this comment

    @Trans, i think i shocked wanderer with my astute analysis of his blogging style8-). Thats what 8 years on this site teaches you! Grant100 is next, i see some similiarities to a trekker as well

  • 38.JL1: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-36: 2 Swallows maketh not a Summer, but as they say the Titanic is sinking and you are playing the violin

  • 39.Slappes: Reply to this comment

    @loyal domdooslion is having nightmares bout the saders tonight, in his sprite legacy caravan.

  • 40.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @JL1(JL1)-38: s the comedian steve harvey said, “i’m damn sure the band that was playing on the titanic was a white band! ‘the band played until the ship went down’ what? oh hell no, if that were the temptations or kool & the gang they would’ve packed their instruments as soon as the 1st announcement was made”

  • 41.Bagel: Reply to this comment

    @JL1(JL1)-38: Interesting how you reprimand Transie but no comment for Grant100.

    Interesting but completely unsurprising.

    @Transformation(Transformation)-40: I wouldn’t rise to it Transie, because JL1 has a point that bringing up Bees and the other scumbag doesn’t really say anything.

    Eugene can rot in hell regardless, no sympathy what-so-ever.

  • 42.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-40:

    :) :)

    Mind you, The Temptations and Kool and the Gang were so kak they would not have been able to get a gig on board of the Titanic. Rather use the Jackson 5 (when Michael was still with them) as an example to illustrate your point.

  • 43.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Slappes(Slappes)-37: you bamboozled him… :-)

  • 44.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim(Robzim)-42: it was all Motown robbie, barry gordy would’ve wangled a way for one of them to open for the Jackson 5 :-)

  • 45.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Bagel(Bagel)-41: no sweat Bagsy, sometimes some okes here think they have monopoly on irreverence.

  • 46.JL1: Reply to this comment

    @Bagel(Bagel)-41: Which part of this should be reprimanded?”Bulls will win it in honour of Eugene Terreblanche and all the other victims of farm murders …”

    You go and count the farm murders…

  • 47.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    wtf wrong with Kool and the Gang.. way out Motown R&B funky band and Temptations were pure class. put ‘lil micky mouse Micheal in the shade..

  • 48.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @JL1(JL1)-46:
    So, the Bulls are playing in honour of Eugene Terreblanche on Saturday then?

    What about all this kak about “two wrongs don’t make a right” from YOU, amongst others, whenever fools like Julius looked for ways to punish the whites for the wrongs of the past?

  • 49.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    Bulls going down at Newlands… Stormers gonna fck them up like they never been fck’d up before…hope they ready for the humiliation…

    and this Stormers side CAN go all the way as long as AC don’t capitulate and make Burger chief cook and bottle washer mid field f’ng general kapitano invincible again…

  • 50.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @JL1(JL1)-46:
    “You go and count the farm murders…”

    You’re also concern about the child murders in SA, I suppose. You have that numbers also?

  • 51.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    Nothing will ever change in SA.

  • 52.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    Same klomp talking same kaak. Living in their small existence pretending to matter.

  • 53.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-49: You seem quite optimistic. I also think Stormerpies will take it, but I’m hoping for a surprise. I have this feeling either Sadie or JJ will break Stormer hearts.

  • 54.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    plenty has already changed in SA – for one its not the same backwater European colony it was in 1652 – plus its far more cosmopolitan and democratically governed now than it was in 1948 or 1961 .. its changing all the time perhaps a lot faster than many would have thought 30 years ago.

  • 55.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @nama1(nama1)-50: i think this is the rare point where some here find it convinient to mix politics & sport. it obviously suits their inclinations, you see.

    on any other day the bulls are the “manchester united of rugby” but this weekend they will win for reasons other than sport :roll:

  • 56.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @Kleuter(Kleuter)-52:
    Nothing/nobody matters.

    That includes you as well.

  • 57.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-54: Change is good. All depends who you ask. The old thing of “depending on what side of the fence you sit”. Change is good until it affects you personally in a negative way.
    Right is right and wrong is wrong.
    So, in the end, nothing changed. Jerseys were changed. That is all.
    But, what I actually meant was that the same guys are talking the same kaak.

  • 58.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @nama1(nama1)-56: in whose honour will the stormers win, if the do win? can they do it in honour of the “education refugees”? :-)

  • 59.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    @nama1(nama1)-56: You are so right. You don’t change what is good, only what is bad.

  • 60.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    @Kleuter(Kleuter)-53: I’m just being bold and boastfully bragging but I recon Stormers going to surprise a few.. I see the keo poll has Bulls as firm favorites .. Could be that Van den Heever is the one that breaks a few bulls hearts .. I rate JJ higher than Sadie.. but they won’t get through Stormers midfield.. the danger men are Hougaard, Kruger, Basson on the high kick chase .. and if Joubert gives Steyn freebee 3 pointers then could turn the game otherwise Stormers should have too much krag at the breakdown and at the advantage line.. I fancy our back row more powerful than yours.

  • 61.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-60: I get it. No one can confidently predict the outcome of this one. Head says Stormers, heart says Bulls.
    Everyone is talking the forward battle, but I think the backs will be more of a factor this time around.

  • 62.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-60: Stormers have a solid backrow. More balanced in a way. Tight 5 very close, Stormers might just edge it. Half-backs = Bulls. Midfield 50/50

  • 63.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    Will be interesting to see if Sadie and JJ shared a few Stormer defense tactics with their new mates.

  • 64.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-60: if duvenhage plays the sane fdp box-kick wanna-be kak he was doing at coke blik the stormers will see their moer. check what happened to the blues on friday, with a minute left on the clock, blues win lineout, four pick & drive phases later piri piri turkey decides to box kick to nowhere…by the time the hooter sounded conrad ‘snakey’ smith was being mobbed by a bunch of excited canes players behind the try line.

    duvenhage will be the weak link, watch!

  • 65.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-60:
    You are right. Unlike the Bulls supporters who are afraid to come out and back their team to win on Saturday, we at least show our colours. They would rather attack us and accuse us of being “arrogant” or “air punching” and some such kak.

    Afa I’m concerned:

    Die Boele se moere.

    We’re going to beat the bunch of pienk penties from Pretoria by about 20 on Saturday.

    Klomp moegoes.

    Four try bonus point in the 1st half for the Stormers.

  • 66.carol: Reply to this comment

    @Puma(Puma)-7:
    Puma,
    Percy two days running and it’s not even Christmas.
    I am a lucky girl.

    P.S I can confirm he looks very hot in pink, sure I have seen him in a pink sweater.
    As he alludes, only real men can wear pink!!

  • 67.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @Kleuter(Kleuter)-62:
    Bulls probably have a better half back pairing which makes the duel between the two sets of loosies so much more important.

    So, the question really is, who is going to win that battle?

    If Vermeulen, Kolisi and especially Elstadt can come to the party, the Bulls will see their moere on Saturday.

  • 68.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    Duvenhage and Grant going to own the overrated pair of Hougaard and Steyn.. They must just ATTACK that advantage line and Steyn will go belly up same as he did vs Blues…

    I got no problem with any of the Stormers 15 apart from perhaps a niggly concern about Harris and Habana.. I prefer Malherbe and Van den heever but if all goes well first half they’ll come on second half and moer the Bulletjies stukkend…

    we got a nice bench with Fourie, and Malherbe to come on.. Steenkamp and Koster too.. Bekker might actually be the weak link he don’t show the balls he used to do.. I think too many injuries have shaken his confidence..

    But Duvenhage will take the tactical game away from Hougaard and Steyn and Grant and JdV must just PUMMEL that inside channel advantage line.. Elstadt, Vermeulen and Kolisi will do the rest.

  • 69.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment

    I dunno what you see in Percy Carol.. if I were a chick he’d be perhaps the last vestige of manhood I would consider a ‘catch’.. far more ‘real’ men out there ..

    any way time out.. ciao

  • 70.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-68: you reckon PG has the type of game displayed by that dynamic kiwi whizzkid gareth anscombe?

    i’ll be all eyes skop, think i’ll be in the transkei by saturday evening, all eyes!

  • 71.nama1: Reply to this comment

    Freakin hell!!! What’s happenning to my comments?

    The umpteenth comment that just disappears.

  • 72.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-70:
    Anscombe was not too flash the 2nd time around, was he? Talking about before he was taken off injured.

  • 73.victoriabok: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-68:

    > and Steyn will go belly up same as he did vs Blues…

    We lost Stegmann a day before the game and Hougaard was sitting out against the Blues, Hougaard is much better than Vermaak

    The Stormers should win it, they’re an established side, they’ve played together in a final and semi, they’ve got tons of Super and Springbok caps and they’ve got home advantage on a pitch that might be wet as well benefitting them as well

    The Bulls are a young side, they need another two years to mature and become experienced, we don’t have as many stars as we used to, we’ve replaced Vic, Bakkie, Danie and Fourie with one, our only star is Hougaard at the moment

  • 74.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    Profeet Nama. Keep on speculating china. My ballas are out there for everyone to see.
    The next pielkop who accuses the other supporters of something is gonna make me blow a gasket.
    ALL SUPORTERS ARE THE SAME FREAK IT!!!

  • 75.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @victoriabok(victoriabok)-73:
    Morne, Wynand, Spies?

    They’re not stars? :smile:

  • 76.victoriabok: Reply to this comment

    @nama1(nama1)-75:

    Spies is starting to play again, his last really good game was the 2009 semi final against the Crusaders

    Wynand is not rated at all by the Stormer supporters on this site, and Morne is just “skop-en-jag” and not rated as well

    It’s skop-en-jaag actually, jag is hunting and if you add a “s” to it, it becomes the condition ET normally suffers from

  • 77.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @Kleuter(Kleuter)-74:
    Hahaha. :smile:

    Good for you Kleuter.Put your colours to the mast for all to see. :lol:

    Not all supporters are the same however. Some (read Bull and Bullshark supporters) will wait until the result is known and then they will come on here (if their team was victorious) and then brag that they knew all along that they would win.

  • 78.nama1: Reply to this comment

    @victoriabok(victoriabok)-76:
    I’d wager that in pretoria they are BEEEEEG. Bulls administration must have their hands ful keeping the cougars away from them. :lol:

  • 79.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    @nama1(nama1)-77: Things can go one of three ways: Stormers, Bulls, or Draw. We’ll know after 80 minutes.

  • 80.Kleuter: Reply to this comment

    @nama1(nama1)-77: I have Bulls by 4 on superbru. Heart won.

  • 81.victoriabok: Reply to this comment

    @nama1(nama1)-78:

    Like the cougar who put out a hit on the young Bulls player

  • 82.victoriabok: Reply to this comment

    Do yourselves a favour and click the “Are you the next Keo” ad on the right

    He looks like one of Snow White’s dwarfs with those pointy shoes, I don’t know if he’s Grumpy, Happy or Dopey though?

  • 83.garth: Reply to this comment

    @Kleuter(Kleuter)-63: Sure as hell won’t be sharing any of their attacking strategies.

  • 84.garth: Reply to this comment

    I know Percy is mates with Bryan, be he should not throw his name away supporting buddies if we are to take him seriously. Bryan is not the complete winger as he cannot go around people.

  • 85.KeurboomPark: Reply to this comment

    No matter whom. we will be waiting for you, Pinkies!

  • 86.KeurboomPark: Reply to this comment

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-54:

    Take this. Eat this, and if you do not swallow this – start packing for Perth – Now.

  • 87.TruBlu: Reply to this comment

    Just last week Stormers scraped past a depleted Lions team (At least nine 1st choice players missing), that ended stone last on the log in last year’s S15. The Bulls thrash the Reds (2011 Champions) with four 1st choice players missing, who were demoralised because the Bulls were giving them nothing, and some here seem to think this shows that the Stormers are invincible. Kruger to get in Bekker’s face, the big man with then start blaming everyone but himself for his poor performance, bring down the Strormers morale and that will be that. Bulls by six to nine.

  • 88.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    Nama talking out oif his poephol again.

    There is adifference between supporting your team and running around like a knobend (fuckadilly) and bleating that your team will win by twenty with a bonus point try (the stormers haven’t scored many of those) in the first half.

    Leave the brannas alone Nama.
    :lol:

  • 89.goody: Reply to this comment

    Bulls fans – please no chucking of bottles at Jean’s head if you lose tomorrow.

  • 90.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    Bulls lost to a team who fronted up and beat them at the collision point – the same team the Stormers took apart. Go figure!

  • 91.wpjoulekkading: Reply to this comment

    @victoriabok(victoriabok)-73: I think the Stormers pack is younger on average than the Bulls pack. Or at least it’s pretty close.

Keo.co.za has always promoted uncensored views, but has never tolerated racist or crass outbursts. Come on guys and girls. If you can't moderate yourselves or each other then I am going to be forced to regulate the posts and enforce a registration process for comments. The choice is yours.

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