KeoTV: Jake’s jitters, Habana’s big test

KeoTV: Jake’s jitters, Habana’s big test

20 Apr 2012

RYAN VREDE gives thanks that Jake White is still alive and calls on Bryan Habana to stay in his lane in Brisbane.


58 Comments

  • 1.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 13:13 pm

    joffers is a dragon :)

  • 2.Michael: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 13:23 pm

    Oh dear lord. Someone get me a translator and an anti-spittle umbrella.

  • 3.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 13:27 pm

    @Michael(mikeybrass)-2:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

  • 4.touchjudge: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 14:17 pm

    What a joke

  • 5.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 14:29 pm

    Jeez Ryan, sometimes you make my eardrums bleed.

  • 6.WestAussieBok: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 14:33 pm

    Ryan, could you also do an English version? Thanks so much.

  • 7.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 14:37 pm

    Just get Percy to do them all… classic comedy!

  • 8.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 14:39 pm

    @WestAussieBok(WestAussieBok)-6:

    best comment on keo ever, mate i wanna buy you a beer

  • 9.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 14:52 pm

    Jammerlapie.

  • 10.Bok fan: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 15:37 pm

    Habana stay in his lane, fat chance of that

  • 11.Michael: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 15:45 pm

    @WestAussieBok(WestAussieBok)-6: Bet you can’t wait to hear his take on Afrikaans :-)

  • 12.Atlas: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 15:51 pm

    Jeez…..

  • 13.WestAussieBok: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 15:56 pm

    @seabiscuit(seabiscuit)-8: @Michael(mikeybrass)-11:
    Ha! For crimes against the English language, ol’ Vrede should be made to wear the Bulls away strip.
    No seriously, KeoTV is classic stuff – like watching a train wreck, just more excruciating…

  • 14.umkhonto: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:07 pm

    A least with Joffers we can understand him, this must be a joke ?

  • 15.mad eye: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:20 pm

    Fucken pollution,do you think this chop thinks he is a media star.
    I’d hate to see who failed the auditions.
    No man seriously this guy belongs in a butchery,is this really the best we can muster as a rugby expert.
    And I thought Arnold Geerdts and that **** Neil Andrews were dog ****,they are Hollywood A listers next this turkey

  • 16.RugbyM@l: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:28 pm

    As a avid SA Rugby reader I have read the articles you write Mr. Vrede and after watching this horrible video it has just highlighted that you are an absolute plonker!!! You may have written 3688 articles but not one of them have been any good. Rather keep your idiotic opinions to your self.

  • 17.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:31 pm

    @mad eye(mad eye)-15: Ryan Vrede won the SAB Young Sports Journalist of the Year award. you are just jealous.

  • 18.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:37 pm

    This abuse of Rehaan is getting out of hand.
    :lol:

  • 19.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:49 pm

    @Transformation(Transformation)-17: Ja with the emphasis on SAB.

  • 20.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:54 pm

    P Divvy is out of a job… imagine the entertainment with him doing the KeoTV ‘sketches’…

  • 21.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:57 pm

    @Transformation(Transformation)-17: SA Sports “Journalism” with these fools from Keo and HSM ruling the roost? Fark, I search out and read Spiros Zavos and Stephen Jones just for relief….

  • 22.mad eye: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 16:58 pm

    If he won that award imagine the quality of those who he beat.
    Seriously I have been involved in the media/communications business for 40 years,and this is just atrocious.
    No amount of grooming could improve it as well,it’s not just the delivery it’s the amateur content and the boorish back street delivery that gets to me.
    How this site attracts advertisers amazes me.

  • 23.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 17:00 pm

    @stormersboy(stormersboy)-19: the point is, even the gavin richs or dan retiefs of this world rate those awards, so reyhan must have some talent to win it :D

  • 24.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 17:02 pm

    @mad eye(mad eye)-22: you are in media? fark me *dies*

  • 25.hensopper1: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 17:18 pm

    Well said Vrede, I understand you perfectly. Poor Jakie, misunderstood Genius and everything. Like the Boks he has cleverly taken over a side that has hit rock bottom and can only get better, even if minor improvements are made.

  • 26.Michael: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 17:28 pm

    @WestAussieBok(WestAussieBok)-13: ROFLMAO :-)

  • 27.Michael: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 17:30 pm

    @mad eye(mad eye)-15: STOP! You’re killing me with laughter.

  • 28.Michael: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 17:35 pm

    @Transformation(Transformation)-17: They must have been drunk on Amstel, poor souls.

  • 29.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 18:10 pm

    Reyhan talks like such because he is from the Flats

    Get used to it
    :lol:

  • 30.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 18:11 pm

    Besides

    Cameras make him nervous

  • 31.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 18:26 pm

    Stormersboy cruising for another email.
    :lol:

  • 32.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 19:59 pm

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-31: Ja Ryan’s got the perfect voice for print media.

    :D

  • 33.hensopper1: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 20:51 pm

    Jus Jake, Only 32 people are botherd to discuss you here, [plus my 2 I am ashamed to say], and most are more concerned about making derogatory comments about Ryan’s ethnic speech patterns.

  • 34.Yetirat: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 20:52 pm

    Ryan you’re getting too big for those boots son. Fast.

  • 35.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 21:16 pm

    taking about changing lanes.. check this out

    and we all knew that white men can’t jump… now we also know for sure white men can’t run..

    so wtf can white men do..??
    they can stoot n bietjie hier en daar.. that much we know they can do..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HObq_JbKPww&feature=endscreen&NR=1

  • 36.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 21:18 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-35:

    look it’s awesome that you have discovered youtube and all……

  • 37.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 21:32 pm

    naah its just that rugby is boring compared to this sh’t.. where real men show real athleticism class.. not like this second rate stuff of heeby jeeby overrated manliness .. let Spies or Matfield or FdP come anywhere near to this class of sporting excellence.. then you can get all gobsmacked and jittery between your jelly wobbling cheeks.

  • 38.IAAS: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 21:33 pm

    Graham Joffee, now there’s a blast from the past!

    If it wasn’t for his red Lions jersey, you wouldn’t know how his heart is bleeding.

  • 39.seamus: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 22:01 pm

    Hulle almal se Ma se }0€$, ne Ryan?

    I thought it was good and funny. Keep at it man. Percy aside, this is a great addition to the Keo content

  • 40.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 22:10 pm

    @IAAS(I am a stormer)-38:

    Butterbean!

  • 41.Kleuter: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 22:30 pm

    Saw in the other thread, but what happened to Grant10? Remember seeing him here when I was just visiting

  • 42.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 22:32 pm

    “RYAN VREDE gives thanks that Jake White is still alive and calls on Bryan Habana to stay in his lane in Brisbane”

    Good news Ryan, Habana just phoned me and said that he got your voicemail and will obey your instructions. :-)

  • 43.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 22:35 pm

    @ seamus,

    How are you doing Ryan? :-)

  • 44.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 22:37 pm

    Interesting.

  • 45.willievz: Reply to this comment
    19 Apr 2012, 23:01 pm

    Fokkit Ryan, where you at the klippies and coke tasting too?

    Cause I did not understand a word you said in the video :lol:

  • 46.Kleuter: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 00:36 am

    Pretoria – Captains from the Lions and the Cheetahs sides that attended the four-day Springbok camp in Pretoria believe players now have a better understanding of what Springbok coach Heyneke Meyer expects from them.

    Cheetahs skipper Adriaan Strauss was among the 30 players invited to the camp in preparation for the incoming tour against England in June.

    “It’s a great honour, especially for the younger players, to be included,” Strauss said on Thursday.

    “It’s great to see the structures that the coach wants to put in place.

    “It is good to share the vision, and to know all the South African rugby players are sharing the same vision that the coach has.

    “I think we are leaving here with a lot of work done and we know the structures that Heyneke wants to put in place.”

    While Meyer’s approach may be different to that of his predecessors, Strauss said the Springboks would not veer too much from the tried-and-tested brand of SA rugby.

    “We have a certain brand of rugby, and there is definitely a difference in the way the Boks played before and how we will play now,” said Strauss.

    “I think it is more about tweaking small things, though, and I don’t think there will be major changes.”

    His namesake, Lions captain Joshua Strauss, said the players would leave the camp knowing what to expect when they are called up for national duty.

    “It was awesome. The intensity wasn’t too high,” Strauss said.

    “It is a bye week for the Cheetahs and the Lions, so you get time to refresh, but a lot of detail is put in as well.”

    Meyer dedicated 15 minutes to each player in the camp.

    “I had one-on-ones with every single player, going through their stats, and I think it went well,” Meyer said.

    “It is actually surprising how much we covered in three-and-a-half days. They know exactly where they stand.”

    The coach said he now had greater insight into the individual roles of the players at their franchises.

    “Sometimes you don’t understand why a player in a certain position makes an option that I sometimes think may not have been the right option,” Meyer said.

    “It was great speaking to them and asking what their roles are in their respective teams, and what the coaches want from them in a specific situation.”

    Meyer emphasised that he did not want to dictate how the players should play their rugby, but opted for one-on-one discussions to have a better understanding of the individuals.

    “I don’t want to have one-on-ones with the players and tell them what they should do at their franchises,” he said.

    “They should play the way they play and I support they way they play. It is great to have different styles.”

    News 24

  • 47.cab: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 00:51 am

    wtf was that?! ***** ****** asb no more tv.

  • 48.garth: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 03:49 am

    How can Heineke dictate the type of rugby to be played at the unions? Are the Cheetahs going to backtrack to the Bulls **** gameplan again?

  • 49.Kleuter: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 05:10 am

    Garth the official anti HM man. If only he could read and think.
    Read 46 my man and slap yourself through the face.

  • 50.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 06:30 am

    Ryan,

    need work better on these video thing. but guess this not your arena

  • 51.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 07:12 am

    i enjoy it when the stormers play before the bulls.

  • 52.vanhunks: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 07:31 am

    Valid points in the video but you don’t have to try so hard

  • 53.RedMan: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 07:37 am

    @mad eye(mad eye)-22: This was one of the better ones.

  • 54.Hofter Son: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 08:36 am

    Vrede, you said last week the Blues would be too good for the Sharks. The week before you said the Shark were good enough to beat the Canes. Week before that, you fancied the Brumbies. Obviously the Sharks keep proving you wrong, win or lose.

  • 55.the peanut gallery: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 09:10 am

    whatthefuck was that ****? first time i’ve watched keotv. my g0d that was excruciating!
    secondly, whothefuck is greame joffe aka joffers?

  • 56.the peanut gallery: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 09:15 am

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-35: put those bling infested gangstawannabefuckingposers on the rugby field for 5 minutes and we’ll see who can and can’t jump.
    stoopidfukkinknobend

  • 57.wp_boytjie: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 10:34 am

    Not gonna bother watching one of these clips again. Talk rugby and tactics instead of moaning about Jake the snake.

  • 58.benno_on_tow: Reply to this comment
    20 Apr 2012, 16:10 pm

    That was horrendous!

    Ryan you go off the topic and start trying to be all clever with your chirps but they aren’t clever or funny…..just stupid!

    I’d say don’t give up your day job but this unfortunately is your day job!

Keo.co.za has always promoted uncensored views, but has never tolerated racist or crass outbursts. Come on guys and girls. If you can't moderate yourselves or each other then I am going to be forced to regulate the posts and enforce a registration process for comments. The choice is yours.

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