KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

27 Apr 2012

MARK KEOHANE says all three South African teams playing this weekend will win (yes, even the Lions!) but PERCY MONTGOMERY and RYAN VREDE are backing the Brumbies. And we introduce you to the newest member of KeoTV, JOANNE NIKITA …


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  • 501.wallabie.: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:09 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-480:

    Many people have also given up on transformation….he changes his spots all the time and even tips his way into confusion!

  • 502.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:11 pm

    I have to send a nomination to the Nobel Literature Committee

    Rarely have I seen such stunning prose

  • 503.wallabie.: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:13 pm

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-477:

    If it suits you then so be it!

  • 504.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:15 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-495 you guys just dream of a bubble.

  • 505.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:20 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-480:

    Wow! Welcome. What a breath of fresh air. I have never read a whole thread before and never been so entertained.

  • 506.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:21 pm

    ..or a cunning stunt.

  • 507.Hondo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:28 pm

    @PrickBoks going South(PrickBoks going South)-417:
    I wrote last previous Thursday that JW better raises a hell with SANZAR about Joker’s appointment before the match at Loftus.
    Not afterward
    If you elected not to do so, then please shut up, JW has been around for a while, he knows the score.

  • 508.Hondo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:30 pm

    @Hondo(Hondo)-507:
    That redundent ‘last’ should be omitted ;)

  • 509.Nils: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 13:53 pm

    The definition of an optimism.

    “”t’s always been a goal to make the playoffs in this competition. (..) And that is still alive. (..) It is still a long way to go in this competition, there are still nine games, and it is a lot of rugby.”

    Just mere 18 points trailing.

  • 510.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 14:23 pm

    Looked at the tackle many times – no malicious intent there – the players knocked heads just as the Chiefs player was about to smother tackle Mvovo.

  • 511.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 15:05 pm

    Hey Nikita is it cold
    In your little corner of the world
    You could roll around the globe
    And never find a warmer soul to know

    So Keohane comes up with a six foot blonde bimbo and the rugger buggers go balls to the wall ballistic over some fanciful infatuated dream that cherishes their hearts desire to a song and dance routine that is absolutely a shambolic phantom of someone else’s opera.

    5 foot something Keohane idolizing a six foot something blonde bimbo is food for imaginative introspection

    that how these pubescent rugger buggers get their soulful sensational unrewarded kicks

  • 512.rangerman: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 15:07 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-511: what are you trying to say?

    spit it out slave boy.

  • 513.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 15:18 pm

    give me a true heart true soul true hot blooded African slave girl to one of these six foot something blonde cold blooded viking caste offs, that when I might get excited, not by this shambolic attempt at sexing their way to sensationalism on a boneless institution such as this little coy curricular of carbonaceous carbuncles

  • 514.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 15:39 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-513:

    Happy Freedom Day to you too! Maybe that can be arranged. Democracy rules I guess.

  • 515.Cambridge: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 15:44 pm

    “coy curricular of carbonaceous carbuncles”

    Skop choking the chicken in public again i see…

  • 516.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 15:49 pm

    hello Nikita ‘sweety’

    so your task here is to get the hormonal fluidity among the boneless inquisitors up to fever pitch.. or what exactly is the particular pertinent position of your rugby intuitive expertise .. ‘deary’.?

  • 517.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 16:16 pm

    The resident keo clown appears. Let’s all lower our IQ’s accordingly please.

  • 518.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 16:24 pm

    this great white Gorgonzola wheeze offering the delusions of an IQ.. now ain’t that a faint whisper of a grotesque gratuitous gesticulation of gregarious grandeur.. if ever there was one?

  • 519.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 16:43 pm

    How barbaric !!!! You want an African slave girl, slavery was abolished a long time ago, so that’s your problem with us viking ice cold blonds, we don’t take ****.

  • 520.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 16:48 pm

    You’re blonde! Mmmmmm…

  • 521.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 16:56 pm

    Lol every one knows this and that I am originally from Denmark, thats why I did the Viking dig :cool:

  • 522.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 16:58 pm

    its your little scurrilous little Scottish saarkivarky skinnering snorkeling sniveler who referred to me as a slave boy.. that when I told him give me a warm blooded slave girl any day to one you cold blooded Icelandic Viking Venus’s any day of any week.

  • 523.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 16:59 pm

    Oooooooookaaaaaaaaay.

  • 524.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:01 pm

    check this great white groaning groveling grump of gregariousness getting all gratuitously JAGS at the thought of a blond bimbo adorning his cretaceous consciousness.

  • 525.Robzim: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:20 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-524:

    hey Skoppy, she is nice, you have to agree.

    I mean she is tall, blonde, leggy, pretty, witty, sharp, clever and she appears to be a stormers fan, and she knows bok rugby legends (percy M) and works with award winning sport journo’s (keo).

    This girl can take you to places that you have never been before. What else do you need in a woman?

  • 526.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:23 pm

    To make her perfect she would need to convert to a Sharks supporter.

  • 527.Michael: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:32 pm

    Skoppie, calm yourself. You’re having a hard-on.

  • 528.Nils: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:33 pm

    Phew, a bar brawl in full swing.

  • 529.CAPECRUSADER : Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:35 pm

    didn’t know keohane is running a prostitute racket.the ones at mavericks are better looking though. :D

  • 530.Robzim: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:39 pm

    @Michael(mikeybrass)-527:

    :)

    @Nils(Nils)-528:

    Nikita must be loving this, everybody trying to get into her good books, even skoppy with his reverse psychology, lol

  • 531.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:40 pm

    @Robzim(Robzim)-525: actually she’s got great legs, she got a nice personal disposition, so as long as she’s a genuine blue eyed blond haired six foot bimbo bombshell then she is a good addition to the website..

    Its when they pretend to be all feminine and the person on the other end of the mickey mouse monitor is not feminine at all but a phony pseudo sycophantic sidekick, that when I have my doubts about the real reason for the intro of the better more enlightened human gender getting suddenly aroused by the bonehead practice called rugby.

  • 532.Michael: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:44 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-531: Why Skop, are you saying women are more enlightened than yourself if they do not like rugby ? :-)

  • 533.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:45 pm

    @Michael(mikeybrass)-532:

    women are simply more enlightened than men.. period.. its when they suddenly start taking a liking to rugby that I start having some doubts.

  • 534.Nils: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:48 pm

    @Robzim(Robzim)-530: Exactly, like a scene from spaghetti western.

    Bunch of goodies, baddies and woman thrown in as a catalyst for action when director has run out of ideas.

  • 535.Robzim: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:48 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-531:

    Now you are getting deep. Too deep for this website even.

    Back to rugby- how do you call the Stormer/Force match in Perth tomorrow?
    Could be tough one?

  • 536.Michael: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:54 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-533: My wife would agree with you, though even she likes watching stupid men bash themselves :-)

  • 537.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:56 pm

    It was a long walk to freedom. Nothing taken for granted. Anger, hatred, bias, etc.

    Sport unites! Thani goodness for that.

    Happy Freedom day Keolings.

  • 538.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:57 pm

    Stormers should beat Force

    even with only 50% of their original pack starting and all of their captains falling off the red cross wagon

    Long as Bekker can hold some form and not go tiddly winking off into the red cross ambulance within first quarter of the encounter.
    Carr and Kolisi should be fine, with Fourie matching Pocock for ground ball pilfering supremacy.

  • 539.Nils: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 17:58 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-537: IMHO, sport is a great divider, too. Look no further than derbies.

  • 540.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:11 pm

    I want to know who David Swart is

  • 541.ashampoopaloo: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:14 pm

    sport unites… ??

    C’mon where you been when the Bulls supporters wanna murder the Stormers supporters because their holy blue brotherhood got systematically destroyed by the superior Stormers outfit in the last post showdown, and the Stormer supporters wanna drill the Sharkievarkie last bastion of surreptitious souties for their unheralded pseudo serenading of sycophantic superiority.. and the surreptitious last bastion of Saarkievarkie senuweeagtiges hate the Stormers brokeback garrison of gentle congeniality with a goddamn passion

    and some these people reckon sport unites…
    Please Chiquitita dear Nikita.. you simply gotta be naive at this game… Come again???

  • 542.IAAS: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:23 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-541:

    Most of the battles on keo are because of provincialism in SA rugby. And that is not going to change anytime soon. No way.

    It’s Nikita’s second day on the job. She’s still learning. We have to give her more time.

  • 543.carol: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:23 pm

    Happy Holiday Keolings…..

    What has been happening here today?

    See the Brumbies v Lions kicks off in an hour. I sadly have had to put Jake Whites Winning Ways as the winners on bru…!!

  • 544.Robzim: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:24 pm

    Apparently we were very united when SA won the world cup in 1995 and at least semi united when we did so again in 2007.
    And when we lost it in 2011 we were united in blaming Bryce.

    So, imo, the lovely nikita does have at least some sort a point.

  • 545.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:25 pm

    Lol your last post skop, very funny.

  • 546.carol: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:26 pm

    @ashampoopaloo(joel1yahoo)-541:

    I think I may have a bit of Viking in me!

    Although my rape and pillage gene is inactive!

    I do find men with horns strangely attractive!! ;-)

  • 547.Robzim: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:27 pm

    @carol(carol)-543:

    I am prepared to take a bet that Lions will pull off a surprise win and i will take my rightful place ahead of you on superbru again.

  • 548.carol: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:28 pm

    Percy looks a bit Viking….

    Shame he has cut his warrior hair off though!

  • 549.Nils: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:28 pm

    @Robzim(Robzim)-544: She is right only partly. Sport unites folks who look in common direction, just like your mentioned examples – in good and bad experience.

    In all other cases which involve both parties, I’m afraid, sport is the second greatest divider after religion.

  • 550.carol: Reply to this comment
    27 Apr 2012, 18:30 pm

    @Robzim(Robzim)-547:

    Hello Sunshine, are you serious?

    The Brumbies have to win I am now in the top 40 with Keo’s Muppits and in the top 20 at Rugby Talk after a truly dismal start to my super 15 season.

    I need every point I can get.

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