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13 May 2013
Duane Vermeulen is out of the June Tests. Stormers strong man Duane Vermeulen returned home from the Stormers Super Rugby tour because of injury and conservatively won't play again until July. It could be that he is out for the remainder of the Super Rugby season as well because of knee ligament damage. Stormers loose-forward Rynhardt Elstadt is also out for at least six weeks as the Cape-based franchise's season went from bad to worse in Sydney. Vermeulen, Meyer's first choice No 8, will be nursed back to action for the Rugby Championship in August. His injury means a likely Bok start ... Read Article21 May 2013
JP Pietersen is set to miss the remainder of the Super Rugby season. Pietersen left the field of play in the Sharks’ victory over the Force, their final tour game. Pietersen’s scans revealed that the winger, who did duty at outside centre, will require surgery to rectify a groin injury. Pietersen was playing in the 13 jersey following a serious injury to Paul Jordaan and Tim Whitehead not taking part in rugby this season to date. Pietersen’s injury is a big loss for the Sharks, yet the bigger problem is which player will wear the 13 jersey this weekend against the Bulls. The Bulls ... Read Article25 Apr 2013
Jan Serfontein, the player of last year's under 20 World Championship, will head the baby Boks defence in France. Serfontein and Kings wing Sergeal Petersen are two Super Rugby regulars to make Dawie Theron's squad and brilliant flyhalf Handre Pollard is another to play in a second successive tournament. Theron's squad lost a three-match series 2-1 to Argentina in Argentina. Serfontein, Petersen and Western Province's Cheslin Kolbe did not play in those matches. Bulls loose forward Ruan Steenkamp is captain. Serfontein and Pollard are the only two squad members from last year's ... Read Article14 May 2013
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen has selected several uncapped Blues players in his training group. Hansen confirmed 38 names and this included many from the potent Blues backline. The Highlanders, despite only winning one match in this year's Super Rugby competition, have six players in the group. An obvious area of weakness is at hooker where Hansen has selected veterans Andrew Hore and Keven Mealamu and Canes Dane Coles. Options are limited and it certainly is a concern for New Zealanders. No overseas-based players were considered, as it is NZRFU policy. Among the uncapped players ... Read Article15 May 2013
French coach Philipe Saint-Andre has included three South African-born players for the three-Test series against the All Blacks in New Zealand. Racing Metro flank Bernard le Roux and Clermont prop Daniel Kotze join Antonie Claassen in a squad that includes eight new caps. Fijian-born Clermont winger Noa Nakaitaci is among the newcomers. Saint-Andre has rested flyhalf Francois Trinh-Duc, but included Toulon's Frederic Michalak. France play world champions New Zealand on June 8, 15 and 22 in Auckland, Hamilton and New Plymouth respectively. French super club Toulon's foreign dominance ... Read Article5 Mar 2013
MARK KEOHANE writes the Varsity Cup in its first year rocked. Since then it's just another professional tournament. The Varsity Cup may have the innovation of doing a few things differently, but what was supposed to be a celebration of student rugby somehow just seems like another tournament, in which the traditional power houses remain the traditional strengths in the tournament. Much has been made of the Port Elizabeth-based Nelson Mandela University display this season and equally there has been bewilderment at how poor Shimlas have been. But it seems the old one two of Stellenbosch University ... Read Article12 May 2013
Marcus Watson scored in extra time to beat the Blitzbokke in the London World Series Sevens Cup quarter-finals. The teams were level 14-all at full time. Watson's try came four minutes into extra time. England won 19-14. England had the chance to win the match with the last play of the game in normal time. They were awarded a penalty and opted to take a drop kick for goal. It missed. Watson then rounded off a move after England had retained possession for two minutes. South Africa suffered further embarrassment when they lost for a second time in the tournament to the USA and were eliminated ... Read Article8 Jan 2013
Limpopo will play in the Vodacom Cup as a separate side for the first time this year. The region, which is a sub-union of the Blue Bulls Rugby Union, has been granted a place in the tournament in its own rights to help foster rugby in South Africa’s far north. They join the 14 provincial unions as well as the returning Pampas XV from Argentina in the tournament, which kicks off in the second week of March and concludes in mid-May. The Polokwane-based Limpopo team will play in the North Section of the competition, along with the Blue Bulls, Golden Lions, Griffons, Leopards, Pumas, Valke ... Read Article27 Apr 2012
MARK KEOHANE says all three South African teams playing this weekend will win (yes, even the Lions!) but PERCY MONTGOMERY and RYAN VREDE are backing the Brumbies. And we introduce you to the newest member of KeoTV, JOANNE NIKITA …
DavidSwart has written 13 articles.
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JP Pietersen is set to miss the remainder of the Super Rugby season. Read More
Duane Vermeulen is out of the June Tests. Read More
The Rugby Football Union has turned down a proposal from their Welsh counterparts to stage the 2015 World Cup pool match between England and Wales in Cardiff. Read More
Marcus Watson scored in extra time to beat the Blitzbokke in the London World Series Sevens Cup quarter-finals. Read More
French coach Philipe Saint-Andre has included three South African-born players for the three-Test series against the All Blacks in New Zealand. Read More
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen has selected several uncapped Blues players in his training group. Read More
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26 Apr 2012, 12:36 pm
Looks like she’s got more ball sense than Vrede
26 Apr 2012, 12:38 pm
There is definitely some man love, between Keo & Percy…
26 Apr 2012, 12:41 pm
@Hurricane(Hurricane)-49:
I am pretty sure that Ryan does not give a damn about you understanding him or not…
26 Apr 2012, 12:44 pm
@Hurricane(Hurricane)-49: Believe me, it’s better that way!
26 Apr 2012, 12:49 pm
@willievz(willievz)-53:
Thats good, i was a bit worried.
I think i have found his cartoon character.
Just watch the first 15 seconds, the rest is messed up but you get the idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMADJcimnds&feature=related
26 Apr 2012, 12:49 pm
@stormer in a teacup(stormer in a teacup)-54:
So i have heard.
26 Apr 2012, 12:49 pm
Ms Nikita is 6ft1? Yoh, that’s about a foot and a half taller than Lil’Keo. Watch him bring Luke’nDiv in as guests just to even things out a bit.
26 Apr 2012, 12:51 pm
Oh, la femme Nikita here. Looks fine, shame the boss did not let her utter a single word. to let us enjoy her vocal cords.
And Keo has spoken. So it’s settled – Brumbies to crush Lions and Highlanders to beat Cheetahs. 50/50 about Stormers, they obviously are stronger, let’s see how they cope with injuries.
26 Apr 2012, 12:52 pm
@Hurricane(Hurricane)-49: Come on, say “five six seven” for us. We could use a larf.
26 Apr 2012, 12:57 pm
Shame, why did she take the job?
She’s going to get eaten alive
26 Apr 2012, 12:58 pm
Haven’t watched the video – but comments are hilarious.
26 Apr 2012, 13:02 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-59:
lol
Say Sharks.
But make sure you get the O and W thats in the spelling, you know shooowwwwks
26 Apr 2012, 13:13 pm
@PissAnt(PissAnt)-61: You don’t want to… trust me…
26 Apr 2012, 13:13 pm
Hi Nikita,
My name is cane.
I love you.
26 Apr 2012, 13:17 pm
@cane(cane)-64: At the very least you could have quoted her some Elton John. Step it up, son.
26 Apr 2012, 13:21 pm
Ryan,
Stay animated.
You are the real deal.
26 Apr 2012, 13:21 pm
:blush:
26 Apr 2012, 13:21 pm
@cane(cane)-64:
26 Apr 2012, 13:23 pm
@Hurricane(Hurricane)-62: It’s less funny when you have to explain it.
26 Apr 2012, 13:25 pm
Who watched this segment just to see what Joanne looked like.
26 Apr 2012, 13:26 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-69:
No its not Mr Serious
26 Apr 2012, 13:26 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-65:
I thought of it (quoting Elton).
But thought it might seem tacky and cheap.
So went with laconic and cheap.
26 Apr 2012, 13:29 pm
@Oranjebliksemblou(Oranjebliksemblou)-70: I wasn’t the only one?
26 Apr 2012, 13:29 pm
lions will take it this weeekend!!!!
26 Apr 2012, 13:30 pm
@cane(cane)-72: That’s cool. Cheap is good. Means you don’t have to drop your standards later on in the relationship. Ultimately, chicks dig it.
26 Apr 2012, 13:31 pm
Nikita, are you related to Scarlett Johanssen?
26 Apr 2012, 13:33 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-76:
26 Apr 2012, 13:39 pm
@cane(cane)-64:
Nikita is also a male russian name.
As you were
26 Apr 2012, 13:40 pm
All they need is Craig Joubert or Jonker as the referee
And you can easily become the RWC Champion
Tthey said it not me:
- Bray was quoted as saying Stander’s try was “just a stone-cold mistake,” adding Jonker has to put his hand up and say “we got it completely wrong.” -
Btw Mr Bray, I counted more than 10 such mistakes before I lost the count
Where have you been?
26 Apr 2012, 13:41 pm
Nikita
if you are from WP – we will have problem
26 Apr 2012, 13:41 pm
Lions are gonna lose. Rooooooaaaaar!
26 Apr 2012, 13:43 pm
Keo,
you may be right there.
Tvl are out of it already and very desperate. They could pull it off.
when you have nothing to lose..
26 Apr 2012, 13:46 pm
Brumbies dark horse
not many big names but good coaching and forward pack who play smart
26 Apr 2012, 13:46 pm
Question: What is the difference between Squirrels and Rats…?
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Answer: Good Marketing…!!
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Hence the need on Keo for Le Femme Nikita…!!
26 Apr 2012, 13:50 pm
@ufo(ufo)-84: What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
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About 6 pints.
26 Apr 2012, 13:51 pm
@greatest13gerber(greatest13gerber)-82:
I only travel in Pink
26 Apr 2012, 13:51 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-85:
hahaha
26 Apr 2012, 13:52 pm
@ufo(ufo)-84:
Tatoos
26 Apr 2012, 13:54 pm
@Nikita(Nikita)-86:
You’re gonna have everyone here thinking they’re Steve Tyler…!
26 Apr 2012, 13:54 pm
@Nikita(Nikita)-68:
Welcome Joanne,
To save you a lot of trouble working out who’s who here on keo.comedy. I have two lists for you.
1st the BAD Guys;
- All Bulls supporters. No exceptions.
- Katman (his charm is false, the quicker you see through him the better).
- 85% of Sharkie fans. Heavens Game is the leader of their evil pack.
- Anyone who denigrates Luke.
- Fern.
- Whatever.
- Big Hit.
- The bastarrd formerly known as Bakkies.
The Good Guys;
The Tackler.
Nils,
Hurricane,
Wallaby,
All Lions Supporters. (With the exception of Katman).
Poppa69,
Te Rangitira,
12.7% of Stormers fans.
Carol, Dawn, Sharkgirl,Lilly.
Greentea.
chch,
stew,
Brads.
Cheetahs Supporters (both of them).
Anyone with NZ in their Nik……..(no pun intended).
26 Apr 2012, 13:54 pm
@Nikita(Nikita)-88:
tatoos?
26 Apr 2012, 13:56 pm
What do we have here?
26 Apr 2012, 13:57 pm
@ufo(ufo)-89:
26 Apr 2012, 13:57 pm
@Nikita(Nikita)-86: You go Bulls girl!!!
26 Apr 2012, 13:59 pm
@WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-92:
Love.
26 Apr 2012, 13:59 pm
@Atlas(Atlas)-94: Bulls babe
26 Apr 2012, 14:00 pm
I travel east I travel west but home is South and South is best.
26 Apr 2012, 14:00 pm
@cane(cane)-95:
how many bad tatoos do you have?
26 Apr 2012, 14:00 pm
Oooooooooops Jo is a Bulls fan.
8)
26 Apr 2012, 14:01 pm
@Nikita(Nikita)-93:
hehe…
Anyway Joanne…
Welcome… All the best… Enjoy…!!
Just don’t take anyone seriously…
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