KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

27 Apr 2012

MARK KEOHANE says all three South African teams playing this weekend will win (yes, even the Lions!) but PERCY MONTGOMERY and RYAN VREDE are backing the Brumbies. And we introduce you to the newest member of KeoTV, JOANNE NIKITA …


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  • 101.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:01 pm

    @cane(cane)-90:

    Thank you kindly sir.

  • 102.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:02 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-77:
    jy’s n vreeslike mooi meisie, nikita.
    bly om jou hier op keo te he.
    geluk met daai drie hansworse en ek hoop ons sien veel, veel meer van jou :grin:

  • 103.Atlas: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:02 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-97: Damn

  • 104.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:04 pm

    @ufo(ufo)-100:

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  • 105.Hurricane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:04 pm

    @cane(cane)-99:
    lol
    Suppose you have found an exception. :-)
    Not all Bulls fans

  • 106.ufo: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:06 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-104:

    Good for you…! You’re gonna be needing to hand that advice out from time to time…

  • 107.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:06 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-98:

    I have a stylised sugar cane, bent into the shape of walking cane, tattooed on my more than manly the left bicep. With the words “suck on this cane suger”, underneath the tat.

    The Tattoo Artist and I have had words since, regarding his fee and his spelling.

  • 108.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:06 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-97: You mean like Mondeor?

  • 109.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:06 pm

    Hurricane has a tribal “tramp stamp” on the not so small part of his lower back.

  • 110.fantasticbarnsmell: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:07 pm

    the only thing with these videos is that weird swooshing noise at the start and end. also no ways Lions or Cheetahs will win, what the heck

  • 111.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:08 pm

    @cane(cane)-107:
    it happens,always check previous work of a artist.
    it helps,then you end up with a masterpiece like i have.

  • 112.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:08 pm

    @cane(cane)-90:
    why dont you let her be the judge of that, sir…

  • 113.BreakdownBoy: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:09 pm

    As always when watching Keo I feel embarrassed for the people in it.

    Lions lose
    Cheetahs not sure up in the air
    Stormers win

  • 114.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:11 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-104:

    Weren’t you working as an ad exec at HSM?

  • 115.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:11 pm

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-112:

    I never started this war Bakkies.

    8)

  • 116.fantasticbarnsmell: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:12 pm

    @BreakdownBoy(goodstuff)-113: they need some ambient music in the background or something to take the awkward edge off, if thats possible.

  • 117.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:13 pm

    Any name that contains the word “cane” represents the most crude and basic form of cronic alcoholic and cannot be trusted. Ever. If this is the only thing you learn today you will have done well. They will (and quite often do) sell their parents’ organs for a drink.

  • 118.Hurricane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:14 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-109:
    Well we all now see what bars and night clubs you visit.
    As Mr fern steps out of the closet.

  • 119.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:15 pm

    heyneke’s the boss..taking care of things at the top…

    a great squad of youngsters coming through…

    a few steady, grizzled legends to see the laaities through…

    bonehead hanson running the ab’s…

    nikita’s come into our lives… *sigh*…

    wow!…

    springbok rugby’s just going from strength to strength…

    the boks are back, boys…the boks are back…

  • 120.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:16 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-108:

    If you can’t convince them, confuse them

  • 121.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:17 pm

    @cane(cane)-115:
    cant wait for the quad nations… cane… cant wait….

  • 122.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:18 pm

    @Hurricane(Hurricane)-118:
    Bwhahaha!
    Seems like the bad mood fairy sh@t on your brain this morning.

  • 123.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:20 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-120:

    do you have an opinion on the way kiwis play rugby nikita..?..

  • 124.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:20 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-78: Did you find out the hard way?

  • 125.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:25 pm

    @BreakdownBoy(goodstuff)-113: @fantasticbarnsmell(fantasticbarnsmell)-116:

    You have to agree surely,
    that this is Keo.TV’s best piece of work yet.

    Ryan comes over all serious and hurt,
    then reverts to his old self. ( and I like the animated Ryan). GREAT STUFF.

    Monty slouches in front of his computor, like he has been working hard all week…………………………………………………… How hard is it to pick the winner of 5 rugby matches?……………………………….all week he most likely only typed five words.

    Keo has been down to his barber for a, “leave nothing on top”, and is in great form.

    Then of course we have Jo,
    the “coup de grace”.

  • 126.Hurricane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:27 pm

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-123:
    Oh here we go again, everyday.
    You trying to find some back up for your madness?

  • 127.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:28 pm

    @stormer in a teacup(stormer in a teacup)-124:
    Nope saw it on vh1.
    it can be a male or female name in russia.

  • 128.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:28 pm

    @cane(cane)-125: I agree and I haven’t even watched it.

  • 129.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:28 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-117:
    theres also a rat that goes by the name of cane.
    big problem for cane farmers in west, central africa.

  • 130.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:29 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-127: Like Fern?

  • 131.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:30 pm

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-129:
    get them in natal aswell,heard they are nice when spitroasted.
    they grow to the size of a foxterrier i am told.

  • 132.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:30 pm

    @Hurricane(Hurricane)-126:
    you are free to ask any questions you like, thank you.

  • 133.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:31 pm

    @stormer in a teacup(stormer in a teacup)-130:
    yip
    same as corne as well.

  • 134.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:32 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-127:

    You are correct. It is mostly a male name in Russia.

  • 135.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:32 pm

    @Transformation(Transformation)-47:

    :lol:

    sorry for you.

  • 136.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:34 pm

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-134: Hence the Elton John song?

  • 137.Uncle Oswald: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:36 pm

    Jirre. Is Keo on coke?

  • 138.charo: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:36 pm

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-129:

    a.k.a. grasscutter.

    the most prized bushmeat in west africa.

    often had to buy my driver one when we went into the “country”

  • 139.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:37 pm

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-134:

    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

  • 140.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:38 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-136:
    vh1 had a show where they would play songs and a bubble would appear with facts about the song/artist,that is where i read it.
    B52 song Love Shack Kate Pierson stops in the middle of the songs and shouts something,she actually shouts “tin roof rusted” and then the song carries on.

  • 141.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:38 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-131:
    @charo(charo)-138:

    yip, am thinking theres an opportunity here for farming.

  • 142.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:39 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-136:

    Apparently the guy who directed the music video for that song did not realise Nikita is also a male name in Russia.

    Hence the hot blonde border guard in the video.

  • 143.charo: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:40 pm

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-141:

    too late, the boys are doing it already

  • 144.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:40 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-140: I was in love with Kate Pierson once.

  • 145.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:41 pm

    @cane(cane)-64:

    Traitorous punk

  • 146.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:42 pm

    Nice work keo.

    I see you have let your hair grow out.

    The death row look is so hot right now.

    Nikita pleased to meetcha.

    Please ask knee-high where my keo dollars are.

  • 147.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:43 pm

    WELL DONE KEO!

    I cannot view the video on my blackberry but I assume Nikita is good looking. When the dogs are hungry or bored then you throw a bone ;-)

  • 148.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:44 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-144:
    Me too,such a funky chick.
    There are a couple others too
    Sheryl Crowe
    Heather Nova
    Shirley Manson
    Melissa auf de Mauer
    Martika
    Belinda Carlisle
    Sade
    So many,scared to look what they look like now.

  • 149.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:44 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-136: \

    The Video of Eltons song showed a very fetching young women, not unlike our Joanne. At check point charlie in Berlin.

  • 150.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:44 pm

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-146:

    If Keo.co.za was a Peter Jackson movie…

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