KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

27 Apr 2012

MARK KEOHANE says all three South African teams playing this weekend will win (yes, even the Lions!) but PERCY MONTGOMERY and RYAN VREDE are backing the Brumbies. And we introduce you to the newest member of KeoTV, JOANNE NIKITA …


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  • 151.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:45 pm

    Nikita i am in CT this weekend so if you wanna hook up for some dops just tune me once,we can arrange a spot and you can pull in.

  • 152.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:46 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-151:
    Next weekend

  • 153.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:46 pm

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-146:

    Infamous words indeed! It is like being hugged with a dagger.

  • 154.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:46 pm

    …having had the dwarf for a while, they now have their elf.

  • 155.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:47 pm

    @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-147:

    8)

    lol.

    “I assume Nikita is good looking”.

    I feel in love, even before the camera paned up.
    The boots did it me me.

  • 156.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:47 pm

    @charo(charo)-143:
    oh ok.
    theres always opportunity to expand a market though.
    i’m pretty sure the liberal new agey types in the western cape would love the idea of an alternative meat type…?… like ostrich is the new beef…
    definetely a number of countries/cultures that have potential as export markets.

  • 157.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:47 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-151:

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

  • 158.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:48 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-157:
    Lekker,I take that as yes.
    We can thrash out the details later.

  • 159.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:49 pm

    Cheers all,enjoy the long weekend and if your are going away please drive safely.

  • 160.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:49 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-145:

    8)

    Sorry dear.

  • 161.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:50 pm

    @cane(cane)-149: Also called Joanna.

  • 162.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:50 pm

    @ cane,

    Are you referring to Ryan or Percy ;-)

  • 163.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:52 pm

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-156:

    I hear Juju is interested in new opportunities.

    He could be your BEE frontman.

    I’m told he is good at driving rats off a sinking ship, perhaps he might be able to drive them out of a burning cane field as well?

  • 164.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:53 pm

    @cane(cane)-160:

    There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.

  • 165.fantasticbarnsmell: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:54 pm

    @cane(cane)-125: couldn’t ask for more really

  • 166.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:55 pm

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-150:

    with the lovely Nikita here it looks like keo’s about to become a Lolly Jackson movie.

    she did make my onnerpant groan like a spoornet diesel.

  • 167.FFF: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:56 pm

    WTF do they still have us doing @ work now…….i mean is one of you doing a 9-5 productive at this very moment

  • 168.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:57 pm

    “There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy”

    Its called “settling all debt”

  • 169.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:58 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-164: Bellville?

  • 170.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:58 pm

    @NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-168:

    Her Heart Guru.

  • 171.SpiesIsWorthless: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:58 pm

    Muted, and scrolled through the video to spot Nikita. Saw Keo fawning shamelessly over Monty before spotting her. A very fine woman.

  • 172.FFF: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:58 pm

    Unless you are an entrepreneur like G10 and are sitting on you Camps bay porch drinking Johnny Blue with the blond, blogging on Keo and closing billion rand deals in real estate

  • 173.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 14:59 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-139:

    “The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”

    Sooo profound

    How do you come up with this stuff!

  • 174.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:01 pm

    @stormer in a teacup(stormer in a teacup)-169:

    Men are like bank accounts.
    Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

  • 175.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:02 pm

    @cane(cane)-160:

    Please

    “sorry dear”

    That’s pathetic

  • 176.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:02 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-173:

    Experience Dawn, something both of us have.

  • 177.FFF: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:03 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-173:

    Beauty or Brains

    When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers’ lists, we are one more move closer to Armageddon

  • 178.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:03 pm

    I tried touching my girlfriends heart once, she yelled and the neighbors called the police. Too much blood, I think I only managed to touch her liver ;-)

  • 179.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:04 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-174:

    Have you got a book full of these “men” quotes?

  • 180.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:05 pm

    Pity it’s the heart

    I was thinking of somewhere else

  • 181.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:05 pm

    @FFF(FFF)-177:

    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
    ‘Hold my bag.’ Who is Paris Hilton?

  • 182.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:06 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-174:

    Ah, but beauty fades while big bank accounts just keep growing.

    Which makes a woman with only beauty to bring to the table a depreciating asset and a man with money an appreciating asset.

    And depreciating assets are only held short-term…and you rather rent a depreciating asset than buy it outright.

    Just saying.

  • 183.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:06 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-174:

    Did you get it at Cardies?

  • 184.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:06 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-174: were you educated by fortune cookie?

  • 185.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:06 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-179:

    ;)

  • 186.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:07 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-164:

    Goodnight Niki,

    And in all seriousness, welcome.
    I hope you enjoy your time with Keo.co

    I’m absolutely sure, we will love having you here.

    8)

    P.S.
    Houston is actually okay.
    Katman ………………………….is 50/50.
    Fern is …………………….well it’s difficult finding his good points.

  • 187.NoRugbyGuru_0_: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:07 pm

    “What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?”

    Is it in?

    Are you done?

    Was that it?

  • 188.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:08 pm

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-182:

    You cribbed that

    It was an e-mail going around here too.

  • 189.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:08 pm

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-163:
    funny you say that because i think as toxic as he is to the madalas at luthuli house right now, he would probably be a very strategic pick for a silent partner.

    i dont think the big heads want to see him fail financially, that would be stupid of them.
    never push a wounded cat into a corner….

  • 190.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:08 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-148: Not to mention Charlene Spitteri (spelling?) from Texas, Aimee Mann from Till Tuesday, Sinead O’Connor and the beautiful Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.

  • 191.SpiesIsWorthless: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:08 pm

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-182: Too true.

  • 192.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:08 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-183:

    It comes naturally! Try working with them. I must say much better than with a bunch of gals.

  • 193.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:09 pm

    @cane(cane)-186:

    Go away you fickle basteward

  • 194.FFF: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:09 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-181:
    as long as she gets to hold mine

  • 195.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:09 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-175:

    I know Dawnie.

    How about…………………………………………I’m VERY sorry dear.

    8)

  • 196.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:10 pm

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-182:

    If I didn’t know better I would have guessed your worked as a Financial Advisor. Firemans?

  • 197.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:11 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-192:

    So these profound bits of man wisdom come from working with men?

    How come they sound so cliched?

  • 198.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:11 pm

    @cane(cane)-195:

    Lame.

  • 199.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:12 pm

    @cane(cane)-186:
    thanks cane, but dont drink too much now.
    i dont like it when men show the emotions.

  • 200.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Apr 2012, 15:12 pm

    @SpiesIsWorthless(SpiesIsWorthless)-171:

    A very fine women indeed.

    8)

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