KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

KeoTV: SA sides to sizzle

MARK KEOHANE says all three South African teams playing this weekend will win (yes, even the Lions!) but PERCY MONTGOMERY and RYAN VREDE are backing the Brumbies. And we introduce you to the newest member of KeoTV, JOANNE NIKITA


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  • 251.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-246:

    I bet you don’t know me YET! ;)

    I tell boys what they want to hear, not always what they have to hear. Now phathom that one. Don’t just read the words, get the meaning.

  • 252.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @stormersboy(stormersboy)-248:

    that’s my line.

    congratulations on Brok making the stormers training squad.

    I’m suprised HM didnt give you a call to strap the old boots on looking at some of those names.

  • 253.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment

    @Nikita(Nikita)-251:

    I’m sure that will excite the average Keoling to no end.

    You talk a big game, though…I’m starting to think Heaven’s Game might have joined HSM…

  • 254.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-252: Brok’s inclusion is part of an elaborate hoax for the new Schuster movie. He literally ***** his Broks when Heyneke whips off his toupé and it’s ol’ Leon.

  • 255.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment

    @Nikita(Nikita)-251:

    “I bet you don’t know me YET!”

    From the sounds of it I might be one of a very select few…

  • 256.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-247: SARU, SARU, SARU :roll:

    SA rugby mission heads for the rocks
    CRAIG RAY | 25 April, 2012 17:310 Comments

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    THE appetite for sending a delegation to plead South African rugby’s case for a sixth team in next year’s Super rugby appears to be waning because of a lack of leadership.

    A four-man delegation consisting of Brand de Villiers (Bulls), Kevin de Klerk (Lions), Brian van Zyl (Sharks) and Cheeky Watson (Kings) was meant to have travelled with South African Rugby Union (SARU) chief executive Jurie Roux to a meeting in Sydney last month to make its case.

    But at the last minute they requested more time to study the competition agreement and allegedly work on new proposals for a 16-team competition structure and pulled out of the trip. Roux and SARU deputy president Mark Alexander attended as they had other Sanzar business to attend to.

    Now, over a month later, with this year’s competition more than halfway through, there seems to be no leadership within the delegation willing to drive the process.

    SARU has consistently indicated that it would assist the teams in delivering its proposals to the Australian Rugby Union (ARU) and New Zealand Rugby Football Union (NZRFU), but it had to be driven by the teams.

    Numerous messages for De Klerk and Van Zyl were ignored while Cheetahs president Harold Verster, who is not part of the delegation but is one of the interested parties as the outcome might still affect his union, claimed to know “nothing” about the delegation’s next move.

    “I’ve had no feedback from them, so I’m a bit in the dark,” Verster said. “No convener was appointed, which I think is part of the problem.”

    Watson, who is president of Eastern Province and the in charge of the Southern Kings was equally perplexed: “I’m just an invited guest on this delegation. I know nothing about what their next move will be.”

    Brand de Villiers, who was seconded to the delegation because he is a strong negotiator with nearly 20 years experience in the rugby industry, was equally vague.

    “We’re waiting for SARU to set up the next meeting with the ARU and NZRFU after we requested a postponement to review all the information we needed,” De Villiers said.

    “The delegation has not been shelved but we can’t go there without a good proposal and a solution and that is being driven by Jurie Roux. But it is getting late in the game.”

    It seems there is a difference of opinion as to who should be taking charge.

    “Discussions are on-going with the franchises around our approach and whether a delegation will advance our cause,” Roux said. “This is a complex issue and we will make an announcement when we have finalised our position.”

    This is the first time Roux has publicly questioned whether sending a delegation would help convince SA’s partners in the Sanzar alliance that this country deserves a sixth team.

    Sanzar chief executive Greg Peters has never wavered in his belief that adding a sixth SA team as early as 2013 would be virtually impossible. Now that the delegation is a month behind schedule for its proposed meeting with the ARU and NZRFU he’s likely to be even less inclined to believe anything could and would change.

  • 257.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-253:

    Talk is cheap Banker, the safe is where the money is.

  • 258.cane: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-247:

    SA was the leading Nation in espousing a guaranteed entry of each country into The Finals.
    In fact, SA wanted to guarantee 2 of it’s Teams into the last 6.

    Go on Saffa’s …………………………………..make my day.

  • 259.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @stormersboy(stormersboy)-250: really? what is “electrocution”? because elocution is the skill of talking clearly..

    electro-cution

  • 260.rossoneri: Reply to this comment

    Good Luck Joanne. Hope the Keo experience is everything you hope it will be. :lol:

  • 261.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-259:

    Shocking mistake by Stormersboy.

  • 262.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-255:

    Moses led all out of the wilderness.

  • 263.cane: Reply to this comment

    Niki’s too smart for most us.
    That much I have fathomed already.

  • 264.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    @rossoneri(rossoneri)-260:

    Thanks Lily. I need all the petal support I can get.

  • 265.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment

    @Nikita(Nikita)-262:

    Forty years is a long time.

  • 266.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-263:

    Tsweet! Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ;)

  • 267.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-265:

    Weigh the returns then! Never put your money into something that is too good to be true Banker. Rather be safe than sorry.

  • 268.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment

    I fear someone in Lower Hutt may soon be on the verge of utter exhaustion.

  • 269.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-258: Don’t get smart with me, caner. No one likes a factually correct nerd. Specially not the ladies.

  • 270.cane: Reply to this comment

    @Nikita(Nikita)-264:

    So……………………………………………..Niki knows Rosie was once Lilly.

    Niki is like god…………………………………………She knows everything about us.

    We are all dead meat.

  • 271.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    So long farewell I need to say goodbye – I’m thirsty and freedom is what we all look forward to. Thanks Gents and Ladies it was such an awesome experience.

  • 272.Nikita: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-270:

    Indeed – access denied!

  • 273.cane: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-269:

    Oh yeah………………………………………………………. and like the Ladies like the………………………………”are you related to Scarlet line”.

    Niki will see through you like a mirror katmandu.

    8)

  • 274.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-270:
    i noticed that too.
    i smell a rat.

    a cane rat at that too.

  • 275.viewer: Reply to this comment

    Nikita 251
    “Phathom”?
    The whole of HSM doesn’t have a dictionary?

  • 276.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-270: Unless the Nikita on the vid is just a body double (explains the strange silence) and this Nikita is actually a ghostwriter called… Simon

  • 277.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-276:
    or helen…?…

  • 278.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-273: You don’t see through a mirror though, do you?

    Try to keep up, caner.

    >^..^<

  • 279.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-273: The Scartlet line was the best of the afternoon. By a country mile.

  • 280.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @viewer(viewer)-275: keo sits on it to type.

  • 281.cane: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-274: @>^..^< katman(katman)-276:

    If it is ruse…………………………………………………it’s a fcken good one.

    8)

  • 282.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-277:

    what happened to Helen.

    he was karakter.

  • 283.Falken: Reply to this comment

    Keo looks like a ventriloquist with his puppet Percy!

  • 284.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-280:

    shees.

    for a minute there I thought you were talking about Monty.

  • 285.cane: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-279:

    I know,
    It was at that point,
    I knew in my heart,
    that I had lost Niki forever.

    My cheapness would never be enough on it’s own.

  • 286.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-284: Monty is no dictionary. Not by a long, long stretch.

  • 287.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-282:
    he might be back…

  • 288.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-285: But you will find solace in the fact that there are girls out there on whom cheapness works like a charm. And those are the low hanging fruit you should have in your crosshairs.

  • 289.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-281:

    it would have to be to fool a Pussyhound such as yourself caner.

  • 290.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-288: And by low hanging fruit, I don’t mean melons. Because that mental image just ain’t right.

  • 291.cane: Reply to this comment

    I see this Thread was written a David Swart. (DavidSwart has written 6 articles).

    How come David never got a “Boots and all” upward sweep of the in house video camera.

    8)

  • 292.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-263:

    :lol:

  • 293.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-291: He did. it’s the one wot looks like Scarlet.

  • 294.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    I cant phathom all this.

  • 295.cane: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-293: @Dawn(Dawn)-294: @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-289: @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-289:

    Don’t you people have JOBS!

  • 296.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-295:

    Yes.

  • 297.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-295: We’re the captains of industry.

  • 298.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-297: You are a lance-corporal of industry.

  • 299.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-298: meant for cane.

  • 300.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-295:

    I am a member of the Lumpen Proletariat

    Comrade Vavi says it’s OK to blog during work hours

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