KeoTV: Stormers have X factor, Sharks don’t

KeoTV: Stormers have X factor, Sharks don’t

9 May 2012

AJ VENTER on what the Sharks are missing this year and why the Stormers and Chiefs will contest the Super Rugby final in Cape Town.



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  • 1.puff: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:19 pm

    “Bring that block out, boys.”
    ?
    Oy vey.

  • 2.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:22 pm

    any team but WP in final

  • 3.Edmond Dantes: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:22 pm

    If AJ was standing Keo’s head wouldn’t even fit into the frame.

  • 4.rangerman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:23 pm

    keohane looks like he is headed for sopiatown for a jazz concert after snorting speed off a prozzies thigh.

    he needs to calm down.

  • 5.rangerman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:26 pm

    marcel coetzee, willem alberts, bizmark and steven sykes lack aggression?

    the beast and jannie will now start to hurt other front rows, mark my words.

  • 6.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:27 pm

    Not to sure what makes AJ the resident expert…….

  • 7.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:28 pm

    Something about the perspective of that shot is all messed up like an Escher drawing. Keo looks like he’s standing 10m back, yet he’s patting AJ on the back like he’s right there. Trippy sht.

  • 8.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:28 pm

    “Last year the Sharks embarrassed me twice”…….. This year I’ll let my jacket do the talking ;)

  • 9.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:29 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-7: Iets gesnuiwe?

  • 10.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:30 pm

    where’s HG?…hehehehe

  • 11.puff: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:30 pm

    With so many experienced blindsides injured, Alberts apparently out of sorts, and Meyer rating Adriaan Strauss and Chilli, does anyone think…

    Meyer may drop a bomb and play the Battlship at 7 with Strauss and Ralepelle as his test twos for the Eng series?

  • 12.puff: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:31 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-7:

    That wasn’t a pat. It was a deep tissue massage.

  • 13.Beertjie: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:32 pm

    @puff(puff)-11: not likely

  • 14.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:32 pm

    @puff(puff)-11: Interesting thought.

  • 15.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:33 pm

    At work and watched the whole thing without sound. Really disappointed… ;)

  • 16.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:33 pm

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-9: Voel so. Ek het met my monitor se setting gespeel, maar die verhoudings is nogsteeds faktap. Soos ‘n Photoshop blapsie.

  • 17.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:34 pm

    @puff(puff)-12: Ja, I wasn’t going to say anything. Thought that AJ was just one of those guys without personal boundary issues.

  • 18.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:36 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-16: Daai baadjie laat my dink aan daai stront in die middel van die huisgenoot wat jy van naby moet kyk en daan wegtrek en dan sien jy blykbaar n 3D prentjie van n kakkende kangeroo of iets….

  • 19.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:37 pm

    @puff(puff)-11: We have a new generation of quality loosies, the frontrunners of which are Coetzee, Stander and Kolisi. One of them will likely make the squad.

  • 20.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:37 pm

    Jeeez Keo all that’s missing with that jacket is the leather elbow pads.

    The Sharks fans are fickle fans! LOLOLOLOL

  • 21.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:38 pm

    Whats up with that Jacket Keo?

  • 22.puff: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:39 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-19:

    Yes, but will any of them start – especially the first test?

  • 23.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:42 pm

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-18: Ja, dis gewoonik iets soos ‘n surfer of ‘n gevleulde perd. 2 uit 3 mense sukkel om dit te sien en dink dan die ander praat stront.

    Ek het nou keo se baadjie goed dopgehou en ek dink syne is dalk twee skilpaaie wat mekaar pomp.

  • 24.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:45 pm

    Enjoy Helen Galiant. With love from me to you.

  • 25.ufo: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:46 pm

    Eben X

  • 26.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:48 pm

    @puff(puff)-22: I reckon the starting back row will be:

    6. Brussow
    7. Alberts
    8. Spies

  • 27.ufo: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:48 pm

    katman & kwagga

    :lol:

    funny stuff…!

  • 28.Atlas: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:49 pm

    “David Swart has written 8 articles”
    All keo tv.
    written?

  • 29.ufo: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:50 pm

    think he’s the vid-ed

  • 30.wpjoulekkading: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:50 pm

    Well, you have to say it was a lot more fun than with Percy.

  • 31.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:50 pm

    @Atlas(Atlas)-28: You don’t think Monty writes his own opinion, do you?

  • 32.ufo: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:52 pm

    AJ’s the most natural presenter of the lot…

    (and the most knowledgable…) :wink:

  • 33.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:52 pm

    @Atlas(Atlas)-28: Maybe he writes the horrible scripts!

    @Nikita(Nikita)-24: Didnt Keo say you have Double D’s when he introduced you?

  • 34.Atlas: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:52 pm

    @ufo(ufo)-29: @>^..^< katman(katman)-31: Maybe he is the brain behind all this ****. We were blaming the wrong guys!

  • 35.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:53 pm

    @ufo(ufo)-32: Agree.

  • 36.puff: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:54 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-26:

    That’s what it should be, given the amount of injuries to the likes of Smith, Burger and Vermeulen.
    But Alberts is far from being on song at the moment.
    So it will be interesting.

    Alberts
    Coetzee
    Kolisi
    Stander
    or…
    Bismark Du Plessis?

    I know Bismark at 7 sounds like a maverick idea.
    I suppose it depends on a few things, not least of which is who Meyer and co. see as their starting prop-hooker-prop trio.

  • 37.Jeez: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:55 pm

    Since when does a team who struggle to score tries have the ‘x factor’???

  • 38.Beertjie: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 15:59 pm

    @puff(puff)-36: He’ll rather play a lock at 7 than Bismark. We have too many options at 7 to go for a hooker at 7.

  • 39.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:00 pm

    this keo, for a bloke who supposedly everyone doesn’t like seems to be on very cordial terms with these ex-boks that grace his youtube clips.

  • 40.puff: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:01 pm

    @Jeez(Jeez)-37:

    They have the X factor called Gio Aplon.

  • 41.Atlas: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:03 pm

    @Jeez(Jeez)-37: xactly

  • 42.Jeez: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:12 pm

    @puff(puff)-40: 1Plon doesnt = xfactor

  • 43.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:13 pm

    Alberts best position is 8

  • 44.kfc: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:14 pm

    Mark were you sitting on AJ’s shoulder?

  • 45.kfc: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:15 pm

    @kfc(kfc)-44: Oh wait. I see now. You’re actually standing on his lap.

  • 46.mad eye: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:16 pm

    Keohane if you are going to get into T.V don’t be such a fucken cheapskate,your mother cannot operate your camera for you .
    I know she needs employment to stop her hustling on the street,but you need a camera operator with the most basic of basic skills.
    Like how to avoid a moyo pattern.
    **** head you cannot wear black and white stripes against a white background ,it sings stupid,sings.
    And for God’s sake get a director who knows that you don’t look straight into the camera,
    Finaly if you have to go in front of the camera,which you actually shouldn’t then take the stocking off your head,you are not robbing the bank today

  • 47.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:17 pm

    Gio Aplon deserves a starting wing spot at test level.

  • 48.Atlas: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:20 pm

    OK, so the final will be between Strormers and Chiefs at Newlands.
    So why bother watching the rest of the tourny
    Congrats Stormers again on a fine season

  • 49.Atlas: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:24 pm

    @greatest13gerber(greatest13gerber)-47:
    No he doesn’t

  • 50.HongKongSlong: Reply to this comment
    8 May 2012, 16:28 pm

    Percy is Nikita.

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