KeoTV: Kings and queens

KeoTV: Kings and queens

11 May 2012

KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.


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  • 1.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:08 am

    video dragons

    first women commentators motivated by image now this??

    Keo, I agree about Canadian playing for WP. Its just not right IMO.

    Ruan Pienaar has had many chances at test level

    The Mighty Elephants will rise again and my feeling is that there will be no option but giving the CATS a second life.

  • 2.Slartibartfast: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:26 am

    OK moving in the right direction, next time can we get Vrede to say only a few word and get Lucy to do the talking…

    Welcome Lucy, better hold on to your britches, this is gonna be a rough ride.

    And a belated welcome to the Joanne, I noted it is not just long legs you have!

  • 3.RedMan: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:34 am

    @Slartibartfast(Slartibartfast)-2: Short nails?

  • 4.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:41 am

    it would help you if you state now what province you support ladies

  • 5.Slartibartfast: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:44 am

    @RedMan(RedMan)-3:

    Did not look THAT close but her middle finger is taller than keo :shock:

  • 6.WestAussieBok: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:44 am

    The great thing about the KeoTV is that they’ve recognised their weakness (Journalism) and then brought in a couple hot blondes as the obvious solution. Brilliant.

  • 7.skopskiet: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:46 am

    I like this Nikichita chickiquita showing Joffer’s the middle finger.. now that’s the kinda cheek one wanna see in a beautiful blonde bimbo

    Vrede should have taken elocution lessons before spinning the bootifool bimbo byeenkoms

  • 8.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:47 am

    I am sure this will be a treat for the keewees to watch.
    Majority of kiwi woman they see are sporting the butch trucker look.
    They must be so gratefull for immigrants,to see beautifull woman who are feminine and look after themselves.

  • 9.Slartibartfast: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:48 am

    @WestAussieBok(WestAussieBok)-6:

    A step in the right direction, now get rid of the boys and bring in a pole and we there!

  • 10.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:48 am

    skopshyte,you been scarce.
    airtime running low
    running out of kakhuise to build?

  • 11.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:51 am

    I really enjoyed Keo TV today. Nikita you have such a beautiful ……

    voice.

    Your body language is superb and the use of your hands classic.

    Lucy Anne – the whole Kengsssssss thing put me right off. :lol:

  • 12.RedMan: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:52 am

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-8: If only they could maintain their dignity

  • 13.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:54 am

    those ladies do battle with the dignity part.

  • 14.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:54 am

    Nikita I only now noticed you have really nice, really big

    eyes

  • 15.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:54 am

    My vote goes to Nikichita. Attitude is always a good thing – especially in a broad…

  • 16.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:54 am

    Seriously though Keo.
    2?
    Overkill.

  • 17.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:55 am

    Ratings up ten fold. :lol:

  • 18.greatest13gerber: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:57 am

    “Stormers you’re the best”

    that made me want to spit Percy

  • 19.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 06:58 am

    i gotta go to work a bit later,expect the kiwis to return serve.
    pooper nearly had another breakdown on the ritchie thread
    be gentle with her.

  • 20.HongKongSlong: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 07:10 am

    Keo has put the kiss of death on the all the travelling Saffa teams. Is someone keeping a track of his win loss ratio this season? I reckon he’s even worse at predicting then Ryan!

  • 21.Falken: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 07:22 am

    If thought she was going to say the dirties k-word and probably the worst thing you can say to a person…KEO

  • 22.Falken: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 07:23 am

    Dirties=dirtiest

  • 23.groen: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 07:30 am

    Never liked the K-word. KIngs included, but after watching that im thinking of a different K word …k@k

  • 24.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 07:48 am

    Whats the difference between threedicks and a joke?

    A Stormers supporter cant take a joke…

  • 25.RedMan: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 07:49 am

    Kringe

  • 26.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:00 am

    I quite enjoyed this, very entertaining.

    Well done, Keo and co, nice fresh take this.

    Oh, and I loved the barbs being thrown at Graeme Joffe.

    STORMERS!!!!

  • 27.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:01 am

    not bad

  • 28.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:02 am

    Sheesh guys… :oops:

    Keo and Joanne…

    It is Jebb… JEBB… J.E.B.B.…

    those are two Bs there… pronounced ‘Buh’…

    now repeat it slowly with me… JEEEEEBBBBB

    JEBB Jebb Jebb

    not Jepp JEPP…

    there are no Ps in there and quite sure he didn’t go to Jeppe Boys High…

    journo 101… get people’s names right…

  • 29.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:03 am

    @ufo(ufo)-28:

    It could have been worse.

    It could have been “Bubba”.

  • 30.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:05 am

    @WP Till I Die(WP-Forever)-29:

    hehehe…

    could’ve be right too… :lol:

  • 31.RL: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:07 am

    So they used that dirty k word, yes they said it. Kings is a dirty word not worth mentioning at all.

  • 32.Rage: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:11 am

    I am yet to watch this but it sounds like a must-see!

  • 33.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:13 am

    to be fair…

    very good effort all round… :wink:

  • 34.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:17 am

    @ufo(ufo)-33: All round.
    I see what you did there.
    ;)

  • 35.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:19 am

    @Taahirah(Taahirah)-34:

    :lol:

  • 36.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:19 am

    Jeez Ryan I’m South African and I could barely make out what you were saying. Was the model making you nervous boet? ;-)

    Bring back AJ Venter to do some rugby analysis. Percy is braindead.

  • 37.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:20 am

    Percy you beauty!

    Add a third and I’ll call you Heff.

  • 38.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:21 am

    So it’s official, even coming from an ex Sharks player.

    The Stormers are the best and they deserve the best.

    Well said Monty!!!

  • 39.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:22 am

    @RL(RL)-31:

    How’s the Lazy Lions? Roooaaaar! South Africa’s biggest one hit wonders. Hold onto that Currie Cup tight cos it’s the only one you will ever see again. Aich!

  • 40.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:28 am

    Keohane has tipped the Lions

  • 41.viewer: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:33 am

    Roy please introduce a link for mobile phone users

  • 42.trupisero: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:37 am

    so the anti-Lions tirade continues…

    and…Djep?????…Kengs?….

    I notice Lucy Ann wears her heart on her..uhm…sleeve.

  • 43.viewer: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:37 am

    Whoever came up with the names for the two ladies watches p0rn

  • 44.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:38 am

    Blonde overkill!

  • 45.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:41 am

    @trupisero(trupisero)-42:

    :lol:

    Reyhan was babbling incoherently

  • 46.the peanut gallery: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:42 am

    who the f..uc..k is graeme joffe?

  • 47.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:44 am

    wtf hows this chick with the middle finger?? and flowers she thinks shes good looking!?!?!?!? vrede plz say July and Beautiful again hahahahahahahahah flippen pissed myself in this video, at least i can laugh more with these bimbos in here now

  • 48.RL: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:44 am

    Why doesn’t JC appear on keotv. Is it because he has a face too scary to show to the world or does he sound like he types …. slooooow.

  • 49.trupisero: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:44 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-45: indeed. Sounds like a bergie after a bottle of Oom Tas.

    @the peanut gallery(peanut)-46: seriously?

  • 50.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:45 am

    @the peanut gallery(peanut)-46:

    the brother of alice…???

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