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11 May 2012
KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.
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13 May 2013
Duane Vermeulen is out of the June Tests. Stormers strong man Duane Vermeulen returned home from the Stormers Super Rugby tour because of injury and conservatively won't play again until July. It could be that he is out for the remainder of the Super Rugby season as well because of knee ligament damage. Stormers loose-forward Rynhardt Elstadt is also out for at least six weeks as the Cape-based franchise's season went from bad to worse in Sydney. Vermeulen, Meyer's first choice No 8, will be nursed back to action for the Rugby Championship in August. His injury means a likely Bok start ... Read Article21 May 2013
JP Pietersen is set to miss the remainder of the Super Rugby season. Pietersen left the field of play in the Sharks’ victory over the Force, their final tour game. Pietersen’s scans revealed that the winger, who did duty at outside centre, will require surgery to rectify a groin injury. Pietersen was playing in the 13 jersey following a serious injury to Paul Jordaan and Tim Whitehead not taking part in rugby this season to date. Pietersen’s injury is a big loss for the Sharks, yet the bigger problem is which player will wear the 13 jersey this weekend against the Bulls. The Bulls ... Read Article25 Apr 2013
Jan Serfontein, the player of last year's under 20 World Championship, will head the baby Boks defence in France. Serfontein and Kings wing Sergeal Petersen are two Super Rugby regulars to make Dawie Theron's squad and brilliant flyhalf Handre Pollard is another to play in a second successive tournament. Theron's squad lost a three-match series 2-1 to Argentina in Argentina. Serfontein, Petersen and Western Province's Cheslin Kolbe did not play in those matches. Bulls loose forward Ruan Steenkamp is captain. Serfontein and Pollard are the only two squad members from last year's ... Read Article14 May 2013
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen has selected several uncapped Blues players in his training group. Hansen confirmed 38 names and this included many from the potent Blues backline. The Highlanders, despite only winning one match in this year's Super Rugby competition, have six players in the group. An obvious area of weakness is at hooker where Hansen has selected veterans Andrew Hore and Keven Mealamu and Canes Dane Coles. Options are limited and it certainly is a concern for New Zealanders. No overseas-based players were considered, as it is NZRFU policy. Among the uncapped players ... Read Article15 May 2013
French coach Philipe Saint-Andre has included three South African-born players for the three-Test series against the All Blacks in New Zealand. Racing Metro flank Bernard le Roux and Clermont prop Daniel Kotze join Antonie Claassen in a squad that includes eight new caps. Fijian-born Clermont winger Noa Nakaitaci is among the newcomers. Saint-Andre has rested flyhalf Francois Trinh-Duc, but included Toulon's Frederic Michalak. France play world champions New Zealand on June 8, 15 and 22 in Auckland, Hamilton and New Plymouth respectively. French super club Toulon's foreign dominance ... Read Article5 Mar 2013
MARK KEOHANE writes the Varsity Cup in its first year rocked. Since then it's just another professional tournament. The Varsity Cup may have the innovation of doing a few things differently, but what was supposed to be a celebration of student rugby somehow just seems like another tournament, in which the traditional power houses remain the traditional strengths in the tournament. Much has been made of the Port Elizabeth-based Nelson Mandela University display this season and equally there has been bewilderment at how poor Shimlas have been. But it seems the old one two of Stellenbosch University ... Read Article12 May 2013
Marcus Watson scored in extra time to beat the Blitzbokke in the London World Series Sevens Cup quarter-finals. The teams were level 14-all at full time. Watson's try came four minutes into extra time. England won 19-14. England had the chance to win the match with the last play of the game in normal time. They were awarded a penalty and opted to take a drop kick for goal. It missed. Watson then rounded off a move after England had retained possession for two minutes. South Africa suffered further embarrassment when they lost for a second time in the tournament to the USA and were eliminated ... Read Article8 Jan 2013
Limpopo will play in the Vodacom Cup as a separate side for the first time this year. The region, which is a sub-union of the Blue Bulls Rugby Union, has been granted a place in the tournament in its own rights to help foster rugby in South Africa’s far north. They join the 14 provincial unions as well as the returning Pampas XV from Argentina in the tournament, which kicks off in the second week of March and concludes in mid-May. The Polokwane-based Limpopo team will play in the North Section of the competition, along with the Blue Bulls, Golden Lions, Griffons, Leopards, Pumas, Valke ... Read Article11 May 2012
KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.
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11 May 2012, 06:59 am
@ufo(ufo)-600:
I don’t want to make a call – but as you say if we come out blazing from the first whistle it should get better. At work so cannot watch any of the morning games.
11 May 2012, 07:01 am
nice sunny day in the cape and gonna have a lekker snoek braai this afternoon.
gonna be lekker,vant wait.
11 May 2012, 07:02 am
whatever. it’s called predictive text. haven’t you got to put your sissy clothes on and do your chores for your femdon?
Bill. Stormers can win the whole thing, so my kiwi bias doesn’t want them anywhere near it. Bulls will fall apart next three games, though Morne Steyn is quoted as saying he can’t wait for his team to win the whole thing. no hometown refs on tour.
Fern. fmfao. keep trying mate, you’re actually not very good at trolling are you?
11 May 2012, 07:02 am
also at work… will have to watch later…
must go now …
go lions and bulls…
cheers
11 May 2012, 07:02 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-596:
Oh really? Like Jarpie, Pom, Keewee?
11 May 2012, 07:03 am
pooper i am not into trolling at all.
11 May 2012, 07:03 am
pooper,i am not your mate
puth
11 May 2012, 07:04 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-603:
The real contenders are: Chiefs, Saders and Stormers. I can’t really see any other team coming through. I may be wrong though.
11 May 2012, 07:04 am
@ufo(ufo)-604:
Cheers chat again.
11 May 2012, 07:06 am
Whatever. yep but it’s the only language you mamparras understand. it’s in your DNA. centuries of oppression from your ilk has made it sink to the sub atomic level
me, I do it to get a rise, it seems to work well
11 May 2012, 07:09 am
Had a look at the Rookat Fernly…..impressive machine…..what part of the four man crew were you?
11 May 2012, 07:09 am
I have to get my work done! So outta here…
11 May 2012, 07:09 am
Bill. tend to agree, but one off games can provide plenty of impetus to the underdog
Fern. thank fck for that, last thing I’d want is for anyone to think we are friends, I have nothing but contempt for you. you’ve earned it
11 May 2012, 07:09 am
later all,i gotta hit the road.
11 May 2012, 07:10 am
te ranged i was the loader
11 May 2012, 07:10 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-610:
Kia ora Mate….kei te pehea koe?
11 May 2012, 07:11 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-615:
Cool catch you up.
11 May 2012, 07:11 am
pooper i am due for a visit to sydney,will meet you at the opera house bar and twist your ear and afterwards you can buy me beer.
why
because a kiwi should know its place
11 May 2012, 07:12 am
Ferns always been a loader. something about 3 other men with him in a confined space means he cops loads all the time
11 May 2012, 07:13 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-618:
Still a dickk
11 May 2012, 07:16 am
te ranged you are welcome to pitch if you would like a taste aswell
11 May 2012, 07:17 am
Eish.
Do you guys never tire of this?
I mean I like the occasional brawl as much as the next guy but you guys take it to WWE level!
11 May 2012, 07:18 am
@Te Rangatira(Te Rangatira)-616: kai te pai.. and you?
11 May 2012, 07:20 am
Burp!!
11 May 2012, 07:20 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-621:
I usually go to Brisbane, where my boy lives…..only get to Sydney around Grand Final …..if I can
11 May 2012, 07:21 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-618: is that on top of the rugby world? thought so..
hey, you should go directly to NZ though, you’ll be able to see William Webb in his rightful home..
but yeah, looking forward to seeing you in Sydney, bring your missus along and I’ll update her on your misogyny… poor girl could probably do with a good …. she must be sick of boys…
11 May 2012, 07:21 am
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11 May 2012, 07:21 am
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11 May 2012, 07:22 am
more staal
11 May 2012, 07:22 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-623:
All Good…. getting a bit chilly now..
11 May 2012, 07:22 am
@Staal(Staal)-624: Jy’s vroeg!
11 May 2012, 07:24 am
te ranged,why are you not living in nz?
11 May 2012, 07:26 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-621:
the thing with this type of kiwi is you have to moer him first and then shake hands and drink beer after.
11 May 2012, 07:28 am
@Taahirah(Taahirah)-622: hmmm the constant jibes at our womanfolk, remember, this is our sisters, our neices etc.. you think thats fine?
of course, if I mentioned that all your womanfolk had that awful disease that seems prevalent every day when I post, would you too be convivial?
thought not..
11 May 2012, 07:28 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-632:
What you on about. I told you I am in Tamaki Makaurau (Auckland)
11 May 2012, 07:29 am
@houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-633: look, another keyboard warrior has stepped into the fray..
welcome po.es..
dont you feel cheated yet?
11 May 2012, 07:30 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-629: Hello Fern.
@Taahirah(Taahirah)-631: Ja jy’s reg. Vlieg vandag vir duiktrip so ek maak gou als reg.
11 May 2012, 07:32 am
@houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-633:
They’l be carrying him out before we get to drinking.
11 May 2012, 07:33 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-636:
do you feel like the cheater yet..?
doos…
11 May 2012, 07:34 am
@Te Rangatira(Te Rangatira)-638: what I really find strange is the guy has “fern” as his nick? and he visits the country often? I mean, surely if you hate the place as much as fern does, you wouldnt want to associate in any way with it?
11 May 2012, 07:35 am
mensig maar van die mense is vuilbekke.
11 May 2012, 07:35 am
“poppa69(poppa69) Says:
May 9th, 2012 at 11:38 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-64: man youre a try hard loser..
is this the same fern who has regaled us all with his many conquests over NZ woman?? the “man” who has PROUDLY claimed conquest after conquest of NZ woman?
run along dutch.man, go fck the bab.oon that you currently call “mate”…”
11 May 2012, 07:35 am
Manakua city te ranged?
11 May 2012, 07:36 am
@houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-639: nah, we control the conspiracy, you guys cop it (like fern with all those loads in the Rooikat)..
I hear Elvis is visiting PE this weekend too, and did you know that Roswell was real?
11 May 2012, 07:36 am
@NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-642: ahhh being quoted is the sincerest form of flattery, thank you boy..
run along now..
11 May 2012, 07:37 am
@houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-639:
Have you had your valium today?
11 May 2012, 07:38 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-634: Slow down, Tiger.
I said “you guys”.
That includes all who participate in the constant bickering, repeating the same insults day after day.
Im not on some moral crusade here.
Im merely asking.
Does the repetitiveness of it not get boring?
11 May 2012, 07:38 am
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-643:
Pt Chev. but I do travel to South Auckland , spent a bit of time there.
11 May 2012, 07:38 am
@Staal(Staal)-641:
Dink jy ons gaan wen vandag?
11 May 2012, 07:39 am
@Staal(Staal)-637: Geniet dit!
Wens dit was ek.
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