KeoTV: Kings and queens

KeoTV: Kings and queens

11 May 2012

KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.


677 Comments

Pages: « 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 … 14 » Show All

  • 51.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:46 am

    That video was a big pile of poo.

  • 52.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:46 am

    @the peanut gallery(peanut)-46:

    check him out on twitter, he is causing kak for keo and vred, he is like a dam jack russell, keo has refused to go on his show on a few offers now too, all this fighting is due to the kings and super rugby inclusion

  • 53.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:46 am

    @greentea(greentea)-51: agreed!!!!

  • 54.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:47 am

    ok first off,
    kings and queens is a cool track by 30 seconds to mars so nice association there with the wordplay in the headline/title keo.tv.
    second, nikita is speaking now and i like it…soooo…well done keo crew you are stringing us along nicely.
    thirdly…..fok….what’s the topic about again..?…

    ag nevermind…

    nikita, you have the type of bone structure and height which would produce good centres and flyhalves methinks. always keep it in your heart to do whats good for our country.

  • 55.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:48 am

    recon keo hopes he can crack one of these blondes this weekend hahahahahah

  • 56.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:49 am

    @greentea(greentea)-51:
    nog steeds suur..?…

  • 57.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:49 am

    Is KEO married?

  • 58.RedMan: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:50 am

    @trupisero(trupisero)-42: They had to draw attention away from her naturally gormless expression

  • 59.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:50 am

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-56:

    Is that Poo in German?

  • 60.RedMan: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:51 am

    @greentea(greentea)-57: I think so.

    Wonder what his taller half makes of all this sleaze

  • 61.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:52 am

    @RedMan(RedMan)-60: Isnt he divorced?

  • 62.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:52 am

    That video was just plain sad.

  • 63.scrumfan: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:53 am

    wtf did I just watch?

  • 64.RedMan: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:54 am

    @Taahirah(Taahirah)-61: That would explain it

  • 65.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:55 am

    @RedMan(RedMan)-60:

    surely no away matches for KEO

  • 66.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:58 am

    DAMN, keo where do you get these honeys?

  • 67.goforthegap00: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:58 am

    this keotv is embarrassing to watch. its like a cheap soapie bit i guess those are popular

  • 68.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 08:58 am

    @greentea(greentea)-51:

    and yet you come back here day after day… year after year… nic after nic…

    just how poo is your sad little life that you’d rather spend so much time here…

    shame man… can’t be easy being you…

    can’t be easy being your family either… watching you always raging at your computer…

  • 69.the peanut gallery: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:00 am

    @trupisero(trupisero)-49: yes, seriously… why, is he famous?

  • 70.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:02 am

    @ufo(ufo)-68:

    You enjoyed the video, I thought it was a pile of poo, people are allowed to have differences of opinion you don’t need to be the KEO goody- two shoes all your life, if I don’t reply to you again today its because I’ve smashed up my PC again in another rage.

  • 71.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:06 am

    @greentea(greentea)-70: do all Saffas have the same accent as these plonkers? my god, no wonder its a backward nation..

    no wonder PDV was oft misquoted, unless you have a degree in clownspeak id wonder how anyone could understand them

  • 72.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:06 am

    @greentea(greentea)-70:

    :lol:

  • 73.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:07 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-71:

    Yay

    It’s called diversity and it’s a whole lotta fun

  • 74.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:08 am

    I must consult Comrade Vavi

    This blonde bias is unacceptable.

  • 75.SpiesIsWorthless: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:09 am

    Muted. Pretty sure that was as a awkward as it gets. Nikita and Lucy Ann especially are really good looking girls.

  • 76.seabiscuit: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:10 am

    did anyone laugh at how vrede pronounced july and beautiful hahahahahaha i was in stitches

  • 77.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:11 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-71:

    Even though Reyhan is Model C he still talks like he’s from the other side of the Salon

    Our parents tried electrocution, but it didn’t work.

  • 78.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:11 am

    @ufo(ufo)-68:
    he rages..?… :shock:

  • 79.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:11 am

    Did anyone see Keohane’s suit

  • 80.viewer: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:12 am

    @66 – he’s paying a talent agent plenty of bucks. There’s no way keo charmed them into co-operating

    @69 Joffe is an SA born former sports presenter with CNN (in the USA). Not sure what he does now but he’s a lot heavier than he was in the 1990′s

  • 81.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:12 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-71:

    SURELY you understood Keohane and the 3 blondes?

  • 82.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:14 am

    @seabiscuit(seabiscuit)-76:

    Do you laugh at Eshwin too?

  • 83.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:14 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-77: :lol: Reyhan is Model C? is that a polite way of saying he looks like a woman?

  • 84.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:14 am

    wtf was that? Blondes giving the finger then the V and Percy waving his finger. good quality, informative stuff? I don’t think so.

    Keo, the “standards” are sliping boet!

  • 85.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:15 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-71: hey popps.

    do all new zealanders have the same accent?

    surely you’ve hea bobby skinstad and you’ve also heard naas botha…

    keep up the wind ups :lol:

  • 86.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:16 am

    @Transformation(Transformation)-85: hea = heard

  • 87.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:16 am

    although the visuals are better……

  • 88.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:17 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-83:

    Noooo, it means he went to a high level literary school.

    Dont mean you lose your Salon accent.

  • 89.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:18 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-81: KEO yes, I believe dwarf and hobbit dialects are very similar..

    meh, dont think the girls are all that, Lucy needs to add a few kilos imho, Nikita needs to learn some fashion sense… I mean what was with those earrings?

  • 90.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:18 am

    Transie, no they dont, if you walk around Manakau City the accents are different to City Centre or the Shore

    Manakau is gangsta talk, city centre is Chinese and the shore is African :)

  • 91.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:19 am

    Thanks for the bouquets guys and girls. To the rest – the reason why you cannot satisfy a man is the reason why we fake we do. Diversity is in fact the spice of wives.

  • 92.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:19 am

    poppadoos, you were looking at the earing? I should have known :)

  • 93.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:19 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-88: but I’ve read his articles (very occassionally) they seem to suggest otherwise?

  • 94.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:20 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-89:

    Jealousy makes you Poppa.

  • 95.the peanut gallery: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:20 am

    @viewer(viewer)-80: oh, never heard of him. the way truipsero asked if i’m serious, i thought he must be seriously famous.

  • 96.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:21 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-89:

    What’s wrong with the earrings. Joanne is fashion forward.

  • 97.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:21 am

    @greentea(greentea)-70:

    hahaha…

    nice deflection attempt

    but not buying your dummy… :lol:

    it has nothing to do with your opinions… (we all know those)… it’s to do with your frangible state of mind… and the sad state of your life… and the safety of your family and friends…

    most people do things they like… they seek out fun and enjoyment…

    but heck… some people are compelled to cut themselves too…

    just don’t let anyone see you bashing your keyboard…

    not a good look…

  • 98.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:22 am

    @whatever(whatever)-92: why, what were you looking at? is that all youre about, objectifying woman?

    I can see it now, the pimply faced teenager with his curtains closed and his best friend in his right hand watching keotv

    the question is, which one of the boys did it for you sissy?

  • 99.viewer: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:24 am

    “Model C” went right over p69′s head
    Dawn rescued him

  • 100.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:24 am

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-78:

    hehehe

    when they take the straitjacket off… :wink:

    then they put it back on…

Pages: « 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 … 14 » Show All

Keo.co.za has always promoted uncensored views, but has never tolerated racist or crass outbursts. Come on guys and girls. If you can't moderate yourselves or each other then I am going to be forced to regulate the posts and enforce a registration process for comments. The choice is yours.

Have your say

You must be logged in to post a comment.