KeoTV: Kings and queens

KeoTV: Kings and queens

11 May 2012

KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.


677 Comments

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  • 101.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:24 am

    @whatever(whatever)-92:

    Earrings indeed.

    As if.

  • 102.wooden spoon: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:25 am

    I cringed when I watched the video.

  • 103.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:25 am

    @Nikita(Nikita)-94: jealous? of the fact they detract attention away from your face? less is more Nikita

  • 104.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:25 am

    @whatever(whatever)-92: hahaha popps likes earings..nothing wrong with that! :D

  • 105.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:28 am

    @wooden spoon(wooden spoon)-102:

    What made you cringe.

  • 106.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:28 am

    let it all out poppadoos gok………

  • 107.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:30 am

    @whatever(whatever)-106: yawn… you really are a one track pony arent you..

    guess thats what to expect from a no friends neville, a sissy boy who emigrated because Africa was too tough for him…

  • 108.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:31 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-103:

    They are earings Poppa – not nip rings! The focus should be on the face.

  • 109.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:32 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-88:

    high level literary school..?…

    seriously..?..

  • 110.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:34 am

    @Nikita(Nikita)-91: Well done Nikita. I liked the bit when you said who is Jebb Sinclair. lol

  • 111.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:34 am

    @Nikita(Nikita)-108: I thought they were too obtrusive, but hey, its just an opinion…

  • 112.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:35 am

    hehe, poppadoos, show me something original……….you know, like a public meltdown and a storm off in a huff. It’s really amusing, please don’t disappoint……

  • 113.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:36 am

    @ufo(ufo)-100:
    :lol:

    i wonder if it rubs the lotion on… or makes others rub the lotion on..?..

  • 114.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:36 am

    As long as the nip rings arn’t on Keo, no problem

  • 115.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:36 am

    @whatever(whatever)-112: yawn…

  • 116.Kietzphat: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:37 am

    Someone give Lucy Ann a sandwich.

  • 117.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:37 am

    goodnight then……

  • 118.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:38 am

    @viewer(viewer)-99: gees, so Im supposed to understand SA slang now?

  • 119.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:38 am

    Cmon Spooner

    What made you cringe

  • 120.whatever: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:38 am

    Make sure you do the final rounds before bed poppadoos……certainly ensure you dont sleep on the job.

  • 121.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:39 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-118:

    Yes!

  • 122.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:40 am

    @ufo(ufo)-97:

    but this is great fun, international flavour free of charge with all types 24/7 what could be better? but if my posts bother you so much ( and clearly they do) just don’t read them I wouldn’t want to upset you anymore.

  • 123.welshbok: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:40 am

    Hey Ryan

    I know a good speech therapist if you are interested!

  • 124.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:40 am

    @poppa69(poppa69)-118:

    Cmon Pops you been here long enough.

    You already au fait with “joumase”

  • 125.viewer: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:41 am

    Can only imagine what “nikita” & “lucy” real names are

  • 126.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:41 am

    @whatever(whatever)-120: will do, make sure you wipe the hand lotion of your screen, I know you get excited whenever you see Keo on KEOtv… did he have to get a restraining order when he visited NZ during the WC?

    or is he not afraid of chicken running sissy boy Saffa’s?

  • 127.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:41 am

    @welshbok(welshbok)-123:

    I would be interested too

  • 128.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:42 am

    I too would like to speak like Keira Knightley

  • 129.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:43 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-124: never heard that phrase in that context before Dawn… we’d refer to the school name itself…

    as you said earlier, differences and all that..

  • 130.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:43 am

    @viewer(viewer)-125:

    Joanne and Lucy-Ann

  • 131.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:45 am

    So

    We now have Jo-anne, Lucy-anne, Keo-anne, Rey-anne and Percy-anne.

  • 132.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:47 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-130: @Dawn(Dawn)-131: lol

  • 133.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:47 am

    If they did it nude it would be much better.

  • 134.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:48 am

    UFO don’t read post 133.

  • 135.SpiesIsWorthless: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:49 am

    @Kietzphat(Kietzphat)-116: No, Lucy is perfectly fine. Wish all women looked after their bodies like her.

  • 136.sparticus: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:51 am

    First off , after a long time I decided to watch keo TV. What a load of rubbish , stick to writing guys…….wait then again.

    The blondes dont work for me , its like in the WC supersport employed that chic from the womans rugby team in the studio.

    The Joffers bit is also tacky at least , you guys seem to think you came out on top in that debate this week , I think you need a dose of reality.

    Now back to the rugby , How can Allistair pick a Vodacom cup loosie or worse one from the maties or UCT ? FFS UCT did not even make it to the next clubchamps.

    Allistair basically lost his whole first choice trio , he had to look abroad because at super rugby level you need experience as well as youth , you know Mark week in and week out you say that the system is devalued due to fact that there are so many teams in it , on the radio inteview you said that there are too many players not at super rugby level playing in the comp. Now you seem to think the Stormers have at least 4 eightmen cabable of playing at that level ? You contridicting yourself but it seems to be the in thing , sorry not a personal go at you but a hell of a lot of times you guys dont make sense nowadays.

    Who has a name Jepp Sinclair , who has a name Percival Montgomery ? Exactly.

    Lastly , all these sideshows is devalueing the site , if I wanted too I will youtube the whole day and amuse myself. Seriously.

  • 137.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:53 am

    @greentea(greentea)-122:

    hahaha…

    keyboard still working…? :lol:

    or using another PC…?

    you over-estimate yourself and take yourself waaaaay to seriously…

    sorry to burst your bubble… but you don’t upset me in the slightest… most of the time i’m laughing and smiling while i type… especially to the likes of you…

    this is fun… the video was fun… the fact that you get so upset by something like that… oh well… i guess you’ll never understand the difference.. it’s hard to have fun if you’re a man of constant misery… and misery does love company…!!

    :lol:

    of course you’re entitled to your opinions… you’re just not very good at articulating them are you…

    and you’re supposed to be an english teacher…???

    those poor chinese children…? you should give them their money back…

    careful with that keyboard

  • 138.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:55 am

    What about the brunettes, I say.

  • 139.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:57 am

    Greentea you are a puth
    Ask Prawn to translate.
    Later

  • 140.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:59 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-138: agreed, and how about some real african beauties…

  • 141.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 09:59 am

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-139:

    Sorry

    I dont know what you are talking about

  • 142.greentea: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:05 am

    great as I really enjoy reading the novels you write on KEO, I can’t give them their money back as most of the time its done for free.

  • 143.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:14 am

    Keo, please call your stylist…..that tie was inexcusable!!

    Oh yes, are women allowed to vote in South Afica? Just asking!!

  • 144.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:15 am

    okay then… i won’t charge you either…

    :lol:

  • 145.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:19 am

    @Dawn(Dawn)-141:

    Dawn, I can tell you why Spooner cringed, he now lives in a first world country (Great Britain) where women are equals and not treated like *** objects and frankly he is plain embarrassed to be a South African!!

  • 146.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:20 am

    *** = s e x

  • 147.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:20 am

    much as i’ve enjoyed pulling your strings… gotta go…

    will leave you with a quick novel though…

    instead of living out your hatred for south africans on keo…

    take a stroll out in the country… china must have some awesome places…
    lie on the grass and look up at the clouds… smell the daisies… chew a piece of grass… listen to the grasshoppers…

    breath… think… feel…

    get a new perspective…

    Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. – Albert Einstein

    :lol:

  • 148.The Analyst: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:22 am

    I recon Jebb will sort both those blondes out, at the same time, without working up a sweat …..

    They only blonde I would like to hear from on things rugby is AJ. He was superb.

    This is a rugby blog. Bring back AJ for Keo TV. Pay him the bucks and let him anchor it. He is the business.

    Lose the rest. They are a waste of time.

    Not interested in wannabe blondes, when I am concentrating on my passion of Rugby.

    When I want hot blondes, I go to other websites.

  • 149.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:23 am

    Just for Tac and his love of 7′s

    Harold Verster (File)
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    Cape Town – The Cheetahs’ Super Rugby team will be one of the teams participating in the 7sPL tournament in George in December.

    According to Beeld the sevens event has acquired a main sponsor, with an R1m prize up for grabs for the winner.

    The NBM group, which specialises in the management of mines and power stations, will sponsor the event which will be played at Outeniqua Park on December 14 and 15.

    Eleven corporate and five Super Rugby teams are expected to take part.

    In March this year it was announced that All Black sensation Sonny Bill Williams, Welsh legend Shane Williams and Australia’s flyhalf, Quade Cooper, will play for the NBM All Stars team.

    Former Blitzbok Stefan Basson will also play for the All Stars, while former Springboks Brent Russell, Jaco van der Westhuizen, Stefan Terblanche and former Blitzbok Fabian Juries will play for the Living Ball-team.

    Cheetahs CEO Harold Verster said they plan to send a strong team to George.

    “It’s a bit early to mention names, but the prize money makes it very enticing to try and win the tournament,” he said.

    And the Cheetahs would surely have a wealth of Sevens experience to draw from. Robert Ebersohn, Ryno Benjamin, Philip Burger and Philip van der Walt have all played sevens at international level.

  • 150.poppa69: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 10:25 am

    i wonder if keo will do a thread on this rugby related incident?

    http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/ … r-20120510

    eish…

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