KeoTV: Kings and queens
11 May 2012
KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.
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20 Jun 2013
Heinrich Brussow will play in Japan after failing to make an impression on Bok coach Heyneke Meyer. The Volksblad newspaper reported that Brussow will take up a club career in Japan after the Cheetahs complete their Super Rugby commitments. The nature of his Japanese club contract is such that he is not available for national selection, as it is with all the South African players in Japan. He will continue to play Super Rugby for the Cheetahs. Meyer has not rated Brussow since taking charge and the player has been described as a penalty liability and not a good enough all-round player. It ... Read Article1 Jun 2013
The Bulls are South Africa's best team and they proved it in Bloemfontein. The Cheetahs have been outstanding all season and they were as good on Saturday night as they have been at any stage. Still it wasn't good enough to beat the Bulls, who won 30-25 after leading 30-13 with 10 minutes to play. The Cheetahs finished brilliantly and deserved the bonus point, but the Bulls consolidated their top two league placing thanks to an imposing first hour. Pierre Spies was impressive as team and pack leader, Arno Botha was ever present and the No 9, 10, 12 Bulls axis of Francois Hougaard, Morne ... Read Article11 Jun 2013
Brendan Venter's appointment as Sharks Director of Rugby is a good one. But the decision to end John Plumtree's Sharks coaching tenure is not. Former Springbok and Italy coach Nick Mallett turned down an invitation for the role of Sharks Director of Rugby and Venter, formerly the head coach and Director of Rugby at Saracens, will start his job at the outset of the Currie Cup season. Plumtree remains the Super Rugby head coach until the end of this season's tournament but his contract has not been renewed. Plumtree is highly rated in Europe and will in all likelihood link up with a European ... Read Article20 Jun 2013
Dan Carter is one of five changes to the All Blacks, while the French have made eight changes to the side kept scoreless in Christchurch. The All Blacks have already won the Test series after the crushing 30-0 triumph in the second Test and coach Steve Hansen will give Test debuts, either as a starting option or as substitutes, to all the uncapped players in his squad. Blues duo Steven Luatua and Charles Piutau are among the substitutes, as is Crusaders flank Matt Todd. Carter teams up with Piri Weepu in the halves and Rene Ranger finally gets a start ahead of Julian Savea. Victor Vito ... Read Article27 May 2013
Kiwi Vern Cotter is Scotland's new head coach. Cotter will only take up the position in a year's time. He will see out his contact with French club Clermont. Cotter's appointment means that New Zealanders will coach Scotland, Ireland (Joe Schmidt) and Wales (Warren Gatland). New Zealander Robbie Deans has been at the helm of Australia for the last five years and current Blues coach John Kirwan coached Italy and Japan. Kiwi coaches have also been at the helm of Samoa and Fiji in recent years. Read Article5 Mar 2013
MARK KEOHANE writes the Varsity Cup in its first year rocked. Since then it's just another professional tournament. The Varsity Cup may have the innovation of doing a few things differently, but what was supposed to be a celebration of student rugby somehow just seems like another tournament, in which the traditional power houses remain the traditional strengths in the tournament. Much has been made of the Port Elizabeth-based Nelson Mandela University display this season and equally there has been bewilderment at how poor Shimlas have been. But it seems the old one two of Stellenbosch University ... Read Article12 May 2013
Marcus Watson scored in extra time to beat the Blitzbokke in the London World Series Sevens Cup quarter-finals. The teams were level 14-all at full time. Watson's try came four minutes into extra time. England won 19-14. England had the chance to win the match with the last play of the game in normal time. They were awarded a penalty and opted to take a drop kick for goal. It missed. Watson then rounded off a move after England had retained possession for two minutes. South Africa suffered further embarrassment when they lost for a second time in the tournament to the USA and were eliminated ... Read Article8 Jan 2013
Limpopo will play in the Vodacom Cup as a separate side for the first time this year. The region, which is a sub-union of the Blue Bulls Rugby Union, has been granted a place in the tournament in its own rights to help foster rugby in South Africa’s far north. They join the 14 provincial unions as well as the returning Pampas XV from Argentina in the tournament, which kicks off in the second week of March and concludes in mid-May. The Polokwane-based Limpopo team will play in the North Section of the competition, along with the Blue Bulls, Golden Lions, Griffons, Leopards, Pumas, Valke ... Read Article11 May 2012
KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.
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677 Comments
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10 May 2012, 10:27 am
@ufo(ufo)-147:
I don’t hate South Africans show me a post where I have said anything like that.
10 May 2012, 10:27 am
seems my link didnt work, will do it again..
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Schoolboy-raped-on-rugby-tour-20120510
10 May 2012, 10:28 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-150:
Gees that is pretty hectic ….. but I suppose it could happen anywhere on any tour. Rape is a horrible stat in SA, particularly with women in more disadvantaged communities.
10 May 2012, 10:28 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-152: extremely sad if true…
10 May 2012, 10:31 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-152:
Yes Pops
We have seen it and heard it on the news this morning and I heard an interview with the boy’s father
Why would you think anyone right-minded person would not be outraged.
10 May 2012, 10:31 am
Hey Ryan, what’s happening on the 3rd of Joo Lie?
10 May 2012, 10:32 am
@The Analyst(The Analyst)-153:
Dont get him started.
He’ll post the stats.
Only happens in SA, dontjaknow
10 May 2012, 10:35 am
Mitchell admitted??? He admitted nothing. He knows if the Lions fall out he is without a job. With the Cats, which is a bigger curse than the Kings, he’ll try and push for the coaching job. Why should he? He is a Failure! Go back to Aus John!! We don’t need you!
10 May 2012, 10:38 am
@Bouts(Bouts)-158:
He’s more than likely to apply for Blues soon to be vacant position.
10 May 2012, 10:42 am
With Mitchell’s poor record I can’t see the Blues making such a stupid appointment. And he knows that.
10 May 2012, 10:44 am
@skyewalker(skyewalker)-159: they don’t seem to like him much in NZ…
10 May 2012, 10:45 am
PS: I know full well he originated from NZ, but like Walsh he pretty much converted to Aus after a… few incidents.
10 May 2012, 10:46 am
@Bouts(Bouts)-160:
He did enough right with a fully fit team to win 2011 currie cup,that means quite a lot here in SA.Blues could do a lot worse.
10 May 2012, 10:47 am
All the Nzers on here did warn you about Mitchell but half the “rugby people” on here were calling for Mitch to be the next Bokke coach.
10 May 2012, 10:48 am
@greentea(greentea)-164:
wtf?
10 May 2012, 10:49 am
@skyewalker(skyewalker)-165:
Yip we said he was no good but half of SA was calling for him to coach the Bokke.
10 May 2012, 10:53 am
@greentea(greentea)-166:
He did okay with Force,and sort of okay with Lions,but never been consistant enough,definitely not suitable for international coaching,but then neither was Peter de Villiers
10 May 2012, 10:57 am
Mitchell actually had an 80% win ratio with the ABs, putting 50 past both Aus and SA on consecutive weekends. his failure at 2003 WC and management style is what got him on the outer in NZ.
10 May 2012, 10:59 am
@skyewalker(skyewalker)-167:
Peter has a better chance of snaring Blues job than Mr Mitchell…..
10 May 2012, 11:01 am
@skyewalker(skyewalker)-167:
@poppa69(poppa69)-168:
You are right Pops his management syle was all over the show.
10 May 2012, 11:03 am
@Te Rangatira(Te Rangatira)-169:
10 May 2012, 11:03 am
@greentea(greentea)-170:
Mr Mitchell’s response to a Western Force loss ” Rugby is a game for a rectangular field not an oval one”
10 May 2012, 11:05 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-168:
Like I said,he has done some good things,but not consistantly enough imo
10 May 2012, 11:08 am
Mitchell as AB coach
played 28
won 23
lost 4 (. 2x Aus, 2x Eng)
drawn 1
10 May 2012, 11:15 am
Nice bj lips Joanne, I can show you how to put them to better use than talk kak on Keo……pity you support the Briesies though. Lucy anne looks like a white Ethiopian, get some flesh on those bones girl, Osteoporosis is a *****.
10 May 2012, 11:17 am
@poppa69(poppa69)-174:
Nothing wrong there,altho’ losing to poms and aussies certainly didn’t help.Can’t win ‘em all tho’
10 May 2012, 11:35 am
I felt sorry for Lucy…who the frek understood what Ryan ‘the yapper’ said???
Nikita…cut your losses quick! move on as you are too intelligent for the company you surround yourself in.
10 May 2012, 11:38 am
Snappy suit, Mark. Let us know how the interview went.
10 May 2012, 11:43 am
@Te Rangatira(Te Rangatira)-172:
I really hope he doesn’t apply for the Blues job.
10 May 2012, 11:48 am
Newsletter and Bouts No 2
Things do change and sometimes we sasuke new ideas to bring about a new dawn. The analyst will poppa(n) idea over a cuppa greentea, but whether it will be implemented always depends on the transformation plan. Two blonds don’t always make a right. Someone reported a UFO but it was only a skyewalker trying to be katman or bobbin. As my sharkslover would say ‘whatever’ but some Sharks supporters are just used to the wooden spoon. Xkreni at Joffers not, but merely calculating the degree of malice. Stormers recruited a new scrumfan but I doubt he will be a stormforever. We don’t mind if you are a redman, blue, groen or even a falcon, but we all seem to agree on one thing and that is spiesisworthless and only one team has the X-skree factor. Whether you think you are sparticus or as objective as a tactitus. Whether you are going to carol a monty or climb a vanderberg we can only wish you all a pleasant day of banter.
10 May 2012, 11:49 am
Jeez Keo you know the way to a man’s heart!
10 May 2012, 11:51 am
o magtag!…. nou net die Tv ding gesien….
ageneee man…..
10 May 2012, 11:51 am
Had a chance to watch Keo tv….the blondies (not Percy) must write their own scripts because there the only ones who make sense. Get rid of the yank with the put on Sa accent…nauseating .
10 May 2012, 11:57 am
cheers – i’m out!
Fillet steak, pepper sauce – here i come.
10 May 2012, 11:58 am
@Staal(Staal)-184: Dude it’s not even midday yet?
10 May 2012, 12:06 pm
@Staal(Staal)-184: @Yetirat(Yetirat)-185: Breakfast of champions!
10 May 2012, 12:12 pm
Willie ek eet so baie snoek hier in die kaap ek skeit al soos n seemeeu.
10 May 2012, 12:18 pm
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-187:
As ek weer in SA is dan moet jy afkom sodat ek en jy ‘n snoekie kan braai en ‘n koue Black Label kan sluk aan die Suidwes-Kaapse kus.
10 May 2012, 12:21 pm
Net solank daar so n lekker morsige blond is om te eet vir nagereg.
10 May 2012, 12:24 pm
Jeez the arrogance. I cant believe this Keo guy! He has been unmasked as a corrupt, propagating opportunist who keeps on going like he’s done nothing wrong. He has been discredited as a professional journalist and proven to be biased and corrupt. Making a blonde poppie give the guy, who exposed him for the trash that he is, the finger doesnt change a thing. Finally his weasel-faced looks fits his weasel actions.
Ill support the Kings as a SA team against foreign because I love SA, but knowing that this dicck have been propagating their inclusion just to benefit him financially leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
Do yourself a favour and read the article again. http://www.rugbybanter.com ‘the Keo connection’
10 May 2012, 12:25 pm
“There’s not a merger gonna happen” – Ryan Vrede… Stick to the pen!
10 May 2012, 12:26 pm
Where’s the Brazzers logo
10 May 2012, 12:28 pm
“Impossibly” beautiful?
Wow, standards.
I preferred Joanne actually, especially when she got emotional about Jepp.
I can’t remember anything about the rest…. 15/80 or something….meh
10 May 2012, 12:41 pm
@Nikita(Nikita)-180:
I have dismounted from my ‘High Horse’….. I am happy that the ‘Bright Bloggers’ can see what Keo is doing here!!
10 May 2012, 12:42 pm
@Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-193:
Or was it 15/18?
10 May 2012, 12:43 pm
@carol(carol)-194: Hi Carol, it looks to me as if Keo has always been a 34B man
How you keeping?
10 May 2012, 12:43 pm
@carol(carol)-194:
Unacceptable.
Comrade Vavi will be seeing Keo in the name of all brunettes
10 May 2012, 12:48 pm
@Nikita(Nikita)-180:
P.S He may be your employer but you should really help Keo on the sartorial side!
P.P.S Please keep a respectful distance from Monty, I do not want him feeling intimidated!!
10 May 2012, 12:49 pm
@carol(carol)-194:
A person must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere. Intelligence will decipher arrogance I guess.
10 May 2012, 12:51 pm
@willievz(willievz)-196:
Hi Willie, great thanks. I see you have been incredibly busy, you seem to enjoy extensive travel!!
How was the Scotttish rugby experience btw!
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