KeoTV: Kings and queens

KeoTV: Kings and queens

11 May 2012

KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.


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  • 201.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 12:52 pm

    @carol(carol)-198: Yep, small men shouldn’t wear tie knots the size of family pets.

  • 202.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 12:53 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-197:

    Perhaps the brunettes get a turn next week?

  • 203.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 12:53 pm

    Hey Nikita you will never know
    anything about keo…

    Don’t let him make you do his dirty PR spin for him. Be your own (wo)man on the Kings issue. Don’t let the ******** grind you down.

  • 204.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 12:58 pm

    “Intelligence will decipher arrogance”

    Deep.

    I have no idea what it means.

  • 205.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:01 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-199:

    Did you get that quote from Skoppie? :-)

    Btw, do you have any idea how exactly I can ‘Carol a Monty’? Nice touch, I liked what you did there!! :-)

  • 206.umkhonto: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:02 pm

    I was wondering to theses blondes even know what a foward pass is ? Alister Coetzee not using a younger loose forward is the exact reason the Lions exist, they blood youngsters and give them a chance, don’t cry when they see their own youngsters playing for the Lions,

  • 207.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:02 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-204:

    I read it 3 times and still I am pondering!!

  • 208.Tacitus: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:04 pm

    What’s going on here?

  • 209.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:09 pm

    And Xkreni emerges from another prolonged bout of inbreeding to make an ahrse out of himself again.

  • 210.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:10 pm

    @umkhonto(umkhonto)-206: bullshit, they don’t have the money to contract even canadian players, with their “BUY ONE GET ONE FREE” ticket sales, how could they? :D

  • 211.nama1: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:13 pm

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-208:
    Keo feels the Bulls have no chance against the Waratahs tomorrow.

  • 212.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:15 pm

    @carol(carol)-202:

    There was a competition to swim from CT harbour to Robben Island
    Doing only breastroke
    The only three woman to enter the race were a brunette, a blond and a redhead
    After about 15 hours the blond staggered up on the shore and declared the winner
    About half an hour later the redhead crawled to take up second place
    After nearly five hours the brunette finally came ashore
    And promptly collapsed in front of all the onlookers
    When the organisers asked her why it took so long for her to finish the race
    She replied: “I don’t want to sound like a sore loser
    I think those other two girls were using their arms!’

    That is the reason Dawn!

  • 213.willievz: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:17 pm

    @carol(carol)-200:

    Scotstoun was great. Small stadium with seats close to the field & action (which I prefer).

    Pity about the rugby though!

  • 214.nama1: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:18 pm

    @umkhonto(umkhonto)-206:
    So, the Lions are the apprentice school of SA rugby?

    What do we call the Cheetahs then?

    Problem with the Lions is that they use Super rugby to prepare for the Currie Cup while the other teams (excluding Cheetahs) use the Currie Cup to prepare for Super rugby the following year. :lol:

  • 215.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:18 pm

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-208:

    Check the vid!

  • 216.Atreides: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:21 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-204: I’m still trying to figure out what ‘intelligent ignorance’ is….the problem with posting on a blog is you can’t rely on your looks to distract people from the c rap you’re speaking

  • 217.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:22 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-201:

    Where do you stand on top button done up/undone when wearing a tie (family pet sized knot or otherwise)?

  • 218.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:24 pm

    In order to succeed in life consistently you need a little bit of luck but a great deal of blind self-belief.

    Look at Donald Trump. He believes his own propaganda and even thinks his hair is cool.

    And I can guarantee you that no one in his inner circle would ever say otherwise.

  • 219.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:25 pm

    @carol(carol)-217: I find ties in general to be stupid little cloth arrows trying hard to direct attention to the little phallus below. Don’t wear ‘em myself, so the top button is always loose.

  • 220.Uncle Oswald: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:25 pm

    Ag nee, man.

  • 221.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:27 pm

    @Nikita(Nikita)-212:

    I am sure I heard a brunette tell that joke and the blonde came last that time!!

  • 222.Uncle Oswald: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:27 pm

    What the hell is up with Lucy Anne’s facial contortions? Give her a glass of wine to relax.

  • 223.Tacitus: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:29 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-215:

    I did, but on silent. Interesting change.

    Without sound, I certainly find them more appealing than the metrosexual (bordering on h*mosexual) assault on our senses we usually get with the eyebrow-plucked, make-up adorned, Nivea Visage-for-men characters that usually present the Keotube propaganda videos to us.

    For a start, the new presenters are actually SUPPOSED to be using all of the products and appearance enhancing techniques referred to above, and carry it very well, I must say.

    That said, I will probably be less enamoured with them once I actually put the sound on and hear them spouting the same old sh*te scripted by the usual puppetmaster.

  • 224.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:29 pm

    @stormersboy(stormersboy)-218:

    Donald Trumps hair….!!!

    Surely his children tease him about it?

  • 225.PissAnt: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:31 pm

    Oh dear lord…

  • 226.Xkreni-WP: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:34 pm

    @stormer in a teacup(stormer in a teacup)-209:

    Unlike you my little teacup, I lead an interesting life. You never know, I could be the long lost brother that fcuked your momma. You sound a bit like an inbred imbecile.

    Is it not the done thing among many vannie Kaap for the daddy to give his little girls and boys some extra loving. The stats definately point that way. Do you have kids?

  • 227.carol: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:34 pm

    @PissAnt(PissAnt)-225:

    Bwahahahah – Great reaction

  • 228.Tacitus: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:34 pm

    @stormersboy(stormersboy)-218:

    Strange. I deal with those types on a regular basis. I cannot abide the utter lack of self awareness and simply put “thick-skinnedness” of people who are all self belief to the point of simply being unable to acknowledge their own lack of ability.

    Unlike you, though, I simply categorize them as being living examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action.

  • 229.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:35 pm

    @Xkreni-WP(Xkreni-WP)-226: That could get you kicked out of the Danville Internet cafe.

  • 230.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:38 pm

    Indeed Carol.

    Katters likes to rock at least four or five buttons undone.

    To allow the medallion to make a real statement.

  • 231.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:38 pm

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-228: I’m with you on this. My industry is littered with the shallow, arrogant arseholes who’ll have you believe they’re god’s gift to the client presentation.

  • 232.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:39 pm

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-230: Before your chest slipped you did the same.

  • 233.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:39 pm

    The last time the Lions won a Super Rugby game was when Dawn got her first job as as Cain and Abel’ babysitter

  • 234.Tacitus: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:41 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-231:

    The sad part is seeing how far blind self belief actually get some of these Einsteins.

    They don’t know what they’er doing, but because they present it confidently and even aggresively, the sheeple drink it up like wine.

    You see it a lot with politicians in particular, of the Malema type. Only a lot of guys in business get away with it as well.

    Just proves the stupidity of the average human being to me all over again.

  • 235.WP Till I Die: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:43 pm

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-229:

    Wilderness.

  • 236.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:46 pm

    Mad eye, grant the imposter …….

    how much more abuse can a girl take!

  • 237.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:47 pm

    Prawn

  • 238.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:47 pm

    @Xkreni-WP(Xkreni-WP)-226:

    Cant you come up with something more original.

    Please.

  • 239.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:48 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-237:

    You too.

    That’s been overused here.

    Something new please.

  • 240.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:50 pm

    @Tacitus(Deucalion)-234: One man’s confident extrovert is another man’s egotistical bully. They don’t fool the katman.

  • 241.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:50 pm

    Dawn, like what? u wanna join my fb page maybe? “Stop quotas in SA Rugby” ?

  • 242.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:50 pm

    Come on prickbrains

    I’m waiting

  • 243.Staal: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:57 pm

    Burp!

  • 244.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:58 pm

    dawn are you Tshidi Thamane?

  • 245.fantasticbarnsmell: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 13:58 pm

    Keo’s staff has more than doubled in the last few weeks, what’s going on here…

  • 246.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:00 pm

    Just watched the video again, pops has a point about the earrings.

  • 247.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:01 pm

    @fantasticbarnsmell(fantasticbarnsmell)-245: Keo got a huge pay off from one of his connections.

  • 248.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:02 pm

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-246: Really?
    You were looking at her earrings?

    How to spot a Stormers supporter…

  • 249.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:03 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-244:

    Try again

    Up the standard of your insults.

  • 250.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:03 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-238: No he can’t.

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