KeoTV: Kings and queens

KeoTV: Kings and queens

11 May 2012

KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.


677 Comments

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  • 251.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:03 pm

    @fantasticbarnsmell(fantasticbarnsmell)-245: He’s so confident about the Kings, he’s spending money that hasn’t come in yet.

  • 252.nama1: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:06 pm

    @Xkreni-WP(Xkreni-WP)-226:
    Incestuous baastaad!!!

  • 253.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:06 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-249: He too has reached his ceiling.

  • 254.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:07 pm

    I dont like Nikita’s plait.

  • 255.Sasuke: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:10 pm

    @Taahirah(Taahirah)-248: lol now after pops has mentioned it.

  • 256.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:13 pm

    Rihaan looks so pwiddy with his freshly plucked eye-brows…

  • 257.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:16 pm

    Te Rangatira @ 183.That emetic accent was actuallya SA
    trying to sound US.I assume you meant Graham Joffe.
    We have had others.ieSol Kerzner,Long John Berks.

    By the way what do you think of the Bulls
    new strip Supporters used to have blue rubber testicles
    dangling from the trunks of their bakkies,much like US rednecks
    would dangle a set of lynching gallows.
    Now wouldn,t pink rubberr cojones be more realistic.

  • 258.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:20 pm

    Hello Dawn.Hope you are having a good day.

  • 259.cane: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:22 pm

    Lips are real,
    legs are real.

    Well now Niki,
    show us your tits.

  • 260.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:23 pm

    @ryecatcher(ryecatcher)-258:

    Naaah

    My parents are at some God-forsaken hellhole of a so-called public health facility called a “day hospital” and they have been there all fecking day since this morning and they are still there waiting for doc and meds.

    And mini-peckers on here are calling me names.

    So no, unfortunately, I am not having a good day.

  • 261.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:24 pm

    @cane(cane)-259:

    Fecking traitorous basteward

  • 262.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:25 pm

    Carol @ 198.Sartorial nonchalance(P.D .James)

  • 263.cane: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:29 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-260:

    I trust your mum and dad are okay Dawn?

  • 264.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:34 pm

    @cane(cane)-263:

    So far, yes

    If they have to wait another two hours at this stupid place, I dont know

  • 265.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:37 pm

    Dawn – dont blame apartheid for your partents’ perdicament

  • 266.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:37 pm

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-256:

    Must say I’m not into this male eyebrow-plucking thing

  • 267.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:38 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-265:
    partents’
    perdicament

    Oh the irony…

  • 268.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:39 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-265:

    Did I mention apartheid?

    Anywhere?

    Huh?????

    You stupid fecking idiot show me where.

  • 269.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:39 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-265:

    Jeeeeeezzzuusss you are stuuuupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 270.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:39 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-266: Yeah well if the alternative is looking like Ruan Pienaar I say pluck away!

  • 271.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:40 pm

    sorry taahirah samoosa woestyn, it was a typo parents’ predicament. happy?

  • 272.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:41 pm

    Dawn, you blamed apartheid this morning. its been 18+ years hey!

  • 273.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:42 pm

    I have work to do.

  • 274.Blue Label: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:43 pm

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-256: Very gya!

  • 275.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:43 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-272:

    This morning hey!

    Show me where and what post hey!

    You are thick are two bricks.

    Hey.

  • 276.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:44 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-271: Better.

    Next up: Sentence structure and why punctuation is important.

  • 277.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:45 pm

    dawn ,.. i’ll copy and paste it! also saw you blaming the old government on facebook. not cool HEY! partykeer is dit jy self wat kak aanvang, jy kannie ander blameer nie

  • 278.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:47 pm

    Dawn jou ouers het mos geweet waarvoor hulle hulself inlaat … hulle kannie nou kom staan en Verwoerd blameer vir hulle probleme nie.

  • 279.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:48 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-277:

    Oh yes?

    On Facebook?

    Really?

    Interesting

  • 280.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:49 pm

    dawn clever, you deleted your facebook status!

  • 281.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:49 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-278:

    You leave them out of your kuk that you spout

    Dont mention them again

  • 282.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:50 pm

    @grant10(grant100)-280:

    Did I?????

  • 283.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:50 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-275: Careful. next thing they’ll take your FHM title away.

  • 284.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:51 pm

    @Taahirah(Taahirah)-248:

    :lol:

  • 285.grant10: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:51 pm

    Dawn … *hugs* all will be okay ….. i hope!

  • 286.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:52 pm

    @stormersboy(stormersboy)-283: :lol:

  • 287.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:53 pm

    Obv iously meant bulls testicles

  • 288.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:54 pm

    Kak sit weer wit innie blom hierso

  • 289.FFF: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:56 pm

    Monty could play Nick Slaughter in Tropical Heat

  • 290.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:59 pm

    Strange weather! Can we possibly be getting rain?

  • 291.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 14:59 pm

    Hell this really was’nt the best Keo TV I’ve ever seen…. Come to think of it…..Has there been a good one yet?
    Anyways girls keep it real… all three of you…..

  • 292.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:05 pm

    Fecking stalker

    Facebook is my business

  • 293.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:06 pm

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-291: Ja, that final scene was a little Charlie’s Angels-esque.

  • 294.mad eye: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:18 pm

    No man Ryyyinnn,
    ITs JULY not Jew lie,
    While you are bandying
    around stats,tell us about the number of significant titles the Stormers have won since you grew pubic hair,and the number the Lions have won.

  • 295.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:19 pm

    prawn,ek glo nie iemand sal jou stalk nie.

  • 296.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:20 pm

    theonly thing i will miss from the cape is the cape coloured afrikaans,such a colourfull dialect.

  • 297.willievz: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:30 pm

    Guys

    I’ve never watched any of the Keo TVs – are they any good?

  • 298.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:31 pm

    dis n pot k ak willie.
    moenie joutyd mors nie.
    gaan soek liewers “punk economics 3″ op youtube en kyk dit.
    briljant.

  • 299.mad eye: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:40 pm

    I disagree Keo T.V will one day be highly sought after in film schools all over the world,as an example of how not to,
    just like the old John Cleese classic ,how not to videos he made for salesmen.
    How not to dress for the camera,how not to flap your arms around like a chicken,how not to squint your eyes reading the cue cards,how not to pronounce Jew Lie.
    They are good for a laugh,just feel sorry for these two rather nice girls sharing airtime, with the 2 dwarves and the string of badly dressed broken down ex rugby players he keeps on trotting out.

  • 300.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:42 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-292: how are you “friends” with this poephol?

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