KeoTV: Kings and queens

KeoTV: Kings and queens

11 May 2012

KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.


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  • 301.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:48 pm

    @mad eye(mad eye)-299: Lucy’s next smile might possibly be her first as well.
    Can you imagine the cat fight over the mirror. The two gooses vs Vrede and Monty. Please Mr Cameraman do not miss that one……farking Oscar material I tell you.

  • 302.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:50 pm

    I do not know what the big deal is with Jebb. Them Canadian boytjies are a mean lot. At least now the Stormers will win one or two more punch ups.

  • 303.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:52 pm

    kwagga ek ken n maat wat in amerika en kanada gewerk het.
    hy se daai kanadese girls gee baie goeie bj’s,ongelooflik
    hy dink dit word dalk as n eerste jaar vak vir hulle aangebied as hulle gaan swot na skool.

  • 304.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:53 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-303: Hehehehe. Kopkou 101!!!

  • 305.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:54 pm

    @Transformation(Transformation)-300:

    I have no idea.

  • 306.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 15:55 pm

    chap hy reken vergeet van jou tone wat sulke vuisies maak,hy reken jy ruk sommer die bedsprings met jou hanne uit die matrass uit.
    hy het vir travelling fair wat rollercoasters en rides het gewerk so hy het kanada nogals getravel en het orals dieselfde gevind.

  • 307.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:02 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-306: Pel van my is nou al 8 jaar daar……Nou weet hoekom die donner nie wil terukom nie…

  • 308.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:05 pm

    hehehe.die ouens het elke week gepak en getrek so hy reken n loop is drie maande.
    drie maande en jy het n wolskooter in elke plek op die loop.
    meeste van die werkers is suid afrikaners en dan kanadese en yanks.
    hy se hulle het gereeld pk’s uitgedeel as die ander maats wit raak.
    suid afrikaners het die show gerun daar.

  • 309.mad eye: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:08 pm

    I would like to know what happened in the Flo Louw negotiations,and why they broke down.
    Couldn’t the Stormers afford him or is it something else,I mean he is W.P royalty his grandfather is Jan Picard,so if he doesn’t want to play there,there has got to be a bigger story.
    Maybe one of the Keo cadet reporters could fish a little and bring us the real story

  • 310.Nils: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:10 pm

    @whatever(whatever)-84: “wtf was that? Blondes giving the finger then the V and Percy waving his finger. good quality, informative stuff?”

    It’s called rap.

  • 311.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:12 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-292:

    Change your privacy settings Dawn me lady…

  • 312.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:12 pm

    okay…

    judging by some of these recent posts…

    some of our knuckle-draggers are a few tow-trucks short of a breakdown… as smooth as crunchy peanut butter sandwiches dropped on the beach… and have the interpersonal skills of a frustrated, sugar-frenzied king kong hanging on the empire state building while trying to get it on with a store-front womenequin and wondering why she’s not responding to his grunting affections…

    you neanderthals are in obvious need of some assistance in the mysterious ways of communication…

    so here is my good deed for the day…

    no need to thank me… no payment required… i’m feeling charitable… perhaps you can donate some flowers to your local LBGT parade…

    this will open a new world for you all… step-by-step directions… a self-esteem building course… a how-to-pretend-to-be-a-real-man instructional video… a 10 minute change-your-life motivational programme that will reveal the secrets of what a woman wants…

    can’t post links so search for

    DeStorm How to Approach a Woman…

  • 313.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:14 pm

    ufo these brockebacks from the cape like their woman to have adam.’s apples…

  • 314.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:15 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-308: Niks soos n goeie ou PK om n situasie blitsvinnig uit te sorteer nie. Innie pad. Goed gaan.

  • 315.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:17 pm

    lekker kwagga
    die oukie het na skool daar gaan werk vir 4 jaar.
    as n pk nie werk nie is daar altyd die goeie ou double step pk,groot party favourite daai ene.

  • 316.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:23 pm

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-311:

    How!

  • 317.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:28 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-316:

    I presume from the comments above anyone can read your wall and see perhaps more like photo’s etc?

    If so… top right hand corner> click down arrow> select privacy settings >work through them all so only your friends have access to all the categories…

  • 318.ufo: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:30 pm

    Rob Houwing, Sport24 chief writer

    Cape Town – The world’s biggest cricket magazine has branded Newlands the second best ground in the world to watch Test cricket at.

    In a lead-story survey published in the May edition of UK-based The Cricketer – formerly The Wisden Cricketer – a large panel of journalists, broadcasters, photographers and fans placed Newlands only behind Lord’s, the symbolic home of the game.

    The famous London venue was described as the “alpha and omega of cricket venues … the venue upon which every cricketer yearns to leave his mark”.

    Grounds from all 10 Test-playing nations were considered, and no other South African venue featured in the top 10 of 26 highlighted.

    Just behind Newlands in third spot was Australia’s similarly picturesque Adelaide Oval.

    On Cricket South Africa’s website, WPCA chief executive Andre Odendaal was quoted as saying: “This is an important endorsement of a place that has special meaning for both Capetonians and South African cricket.”

    Newlands traditionally gets the best Test gates in South Africa and routinely hosts the bumper New Year home Test match.

  • 319.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:31 pm

    @Dawn(Dawn)-316: where it says “settings” or “privacy & terms…it will guid you to regulate how others see your profile or who can view your updates, albums etc…

    and get out of the SA Rugby Mag facebook page!

  • 320.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 16:35 pm

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-311:

    OK got it

  • 321.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:38 pm

    well Nikita is quite a pretty gal, just pity she supports the wrong team :wink:

    But to be honest some serious acting lessins would be advised for all the above lol

  • 322.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:40 pm

    on a cricketing note? how faantastic has Dave Richardson been , he has truelly set an example for other sports administrators in this country

  • 323.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:42 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-315: You see how Percy has turned his back on the Sharks?? lol

  • 324.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:47 pm

    sharks lover i do jot watch the keo vids and who cares about his opinion?

  • 325.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:50 pm

    sharkslover he has his ex wifes name in ink on his stomach
    bwhahaha

  • 326.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:50 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-325: :lol:

  • 327.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:52 pm

    TAMSiN
    gotta live with that,too big to remove
    hehe

  • 328.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:53 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-324: I watched today just to see who this Nikita was that everyone in here was talking about,

    I know week or so ago some in here were suggesting she could be a man :lol:

  • 329.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:55 pm

    did you see a adam’s apple or ask her to reverse into a parking if there is no adam’s apple.

  • 330.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:55 pm

    @mad eye(mad eye)-309: Who cares mate, remember in WP they only have WP players according to some in here, They never buy foreighners yanno lol

    only the Sharks do :roll:

  • 331.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 17:56 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-329: :lol:

  • 332.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:00 pm

    the big pop is coming this weekend
    a lot of gerbils are going to be s hat out.

  • 333.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:00 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-329: Sarfu het sopas hulle nuwe kwota stelsel bekend gemaak: sharks moet 5 indier spelers hê, stormers moet 5 kleurling spelers hê, cheetahs moet 5 swart spelers hê, bulls moet 5 engelse spelers hê en die Lions moet 5 rugby spelers hê!!

  • 334.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:03 pm

    hahaha.
    as ek nuweland toe gehaan het op sat sou dit my eerste ********* jol gewees het.

  • 335.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:05 pm

    @sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-333: hahahahaha nice one!

  • 336.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:07 pm

    lol

  • 337.victoriabok: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:07 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-303:

    > hy se daai kanadese girls

    Hulle moet, het jy al gesien hoe lyk hulle?

    Meeste van hulle is nou nie die mooiste nie

    Hulle is meestal maar baie plain, worry nie baie oor hare en grimering nie, kom sommer net so werk toe en hulle is ook baie butch, glad nie vroulik nie. Hulle is of baie fiks en sportief of oorgewig

    En hulle het die Britse tande waarmee hulle ‘n appel deur ‘n tennisraket kan eet

    Maar jou pêl is reg, hulle spyker ‘n hond uit ‘n bos uit

    Glo my ons is bederf met mooi meisies, jy kry mooi meisies hier maar hulle is far and in between, as jy op ‘n Vrydagmiddag in Brooklyn Mall of Menlyn sit gaan jy in tien minute meer mooi meisies sien as wat jy in ‘n hele dag hier in ‘n Mall sal sien

  • 338.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:10 pm

    @stormersboy(stormersboy)-335: Hey Brudda you well? I met Georgia today,

  • 339.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:10 pm

    jammer om tehoor victoria
    die kind was daar so wat moes hy maak
    laat maar n aap brand ne.
    hulle is beslis mooier as kiwi girls ek belowe jou dit.

  • 340.Puma: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:11 pm

    @sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-333: hehehe…. :lol:

  • 341.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:12 pm

    @victoriabok(victoriabok)-337: dit is baie waar

    Menlyn kry daagliks meisies wat beeldskoon is

  • 342.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:12 pm

    howzit punda
    ag i mean puma
    damn typo

  • 343.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:13 pm

    @Puma(Puma)-340: HEYYYYYYY brudda ltnc mate, how the hell you been??

  • 344.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:13 pm

    is jy in pta sharkslover?
    jy kry orals mooi dolas tot in die gomgat areas

  • 345.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:14 pm

    South africa has stunning woman and does not need to stand back for any other country

  • 346.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:15 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-344: Nee fern ek bly nou in Kaap Stad wat selfs ok stunning meisies het

  • 347.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:16 pm

    ek is nou in goodwood vir werk en het al n paar mammasitas gesien.

  • 348.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:18 pm

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-347: KOm drink n koffie of a bier

  • 349.PissAnt: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:19 pm

    I am really trying to figure out wtf Keo is trying to accomplish with Keo TV.

  • 350.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment
    10 May 2012, 18:20 pm

    tebesig,het werk vir vanand en dan n early aand voor more.

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