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11 May 2012
KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.
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13 May 2013
Duane Vermeulen is out of the June Tests. Stormers strong man Duane Vermeulen returned home from the Stormers Super Rugby tour because of injury and conservatively won't play again until July. It could be that he is out for the remainder of the Super Rugby season as well because of knee ligament damage. Stormers loose-forward Rynhardt Elstadt is also out for at least six weeks as the Cape-based franchise's season went from bad to worse in Sydney. Vermeulen, Meyer's first choice No 8, will be nursed back to action for the Rugby Championship in August. His injury means a likely Bok start ... Read Article19 May 2013
GREGOR PAUL, in the Herald on Sunday, writes world rugby will get its integrated season after the 2015 World Cup and Super Rugby won't break to accommodate an international window. Super Rugby will shift to a March start and won't break for test matches, the June window will be shifted to July and all players will have a 14 to 16-week off-season. Other innovative plans are being discussed, such as building a world series of tests in years that fall between the World Cup and British Lions tours. The revolution that All Black coach Steve Hansen called for last week is coming. The players ... Read Article25 Apr 2013
Jan Serfontein, the player of last year's under 20 World Championship, will head the baby Boks defence in France. Serfontein and Kings wing Sergeal Petersen are two Super Rugby regulars to make Dawie Theron's squad and brilliant flyhalf Handre Pollard is another to play in a second successive tournament. Theron's squad lost a three-match series 2-1 to Argentina in Argentina. Serfontein, Petersen and Western Province's Cheslin Kolbe did not play in those matches. Bulls loose forward Ruan Steenkamp is captain. Serfontein and Pollard are the only two squad members from last year's ... Read Article14 May 2013
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen has selected several uncapped Blues players in his training group. Hansen confirmed 38 names and this included many from the potent Blues backline. The Highlanders, despite only winning one match in this year's Super Rugby competition, have six players in the group. An obvious area of weakness is at hooker where Hansen has selected veterans Andrew Hore and Keven Mealamu and Canes Dane Coles. Options are limited and it certainly is a concern for New Zealanders. No overseas-based players were considered, as it is NZRFU policy. Among the uncapped players ... Read Article15 May 2013
French coach Philipe Saint-Andre has included three South African-born players for the three-Test series against the All Blacks in New Zealand. Racing Metro flank Bernard le Roux and Clermont prop Daniel Kotze join Antonie Claassen in a squad that includes eight new caps. Fijian-born Clermont winger Noa Nakaitaci is among the newcomers. Saint-Andre has rested flyhalf Francois Trinh-Duc, but included Toulon's Frederic Michalak. France play world champions New Zealand on June 8, 15 and 22 in Auckland, Hamilton and New Plymouth respectively. French super club Toulon's foreign dominance ... Read Article5 Mar 2013
MARK KEOHANE writes the Varsity Cup in its first year rocked. Since then it's just another professional tournament. The Varsity Cup may have the innovation of doing a few things differently, but what was supposed to be a celebration of student rugby somehow just seems like another tournament, in which the traditional power houses remain the traditional strengths in the tournament. Much has been made of the Port Elizabeth-based Nelson Mandela University display this season and equally there has been bewilderment at how poor Shimlas have been. But it seems the old one two of Stellenbosch University ... Read Article12 May 2013
Marcus Watson scored in extra time to beat the Blitzbokke in the London World Series Sevens Cup quarter-finals. The teams were level 14-all at full time. Watson's try came four minutes into extra time. England won 19-14. England had the chance to win the match with the last play of the game in normal time. They were awarded a penalty and opted to take a drop kick for goal. It missed. Watson then rounded off a move after England had retained possession for two minutes. South Africa suffered further embarrassment when they lost for a second time in the tournament to the USA and were eliminated ... Read Article8 Jan 2013
Limpopo will play in the Vodacom Cup as a separate side for the first time this year. The region, which is a sub-union of the Blue Bulls Rugby Union, has been granted a place in the tournament in its own rights to help foster rugby in South Africa’s far north. They join the 14 provincial unions as well as the returning Pampas XV from Argentina in the tournament, which kicks off in the second week of March and concludes in mid-May. The Polokwane-based Limpopo team will play in the North Section of the competition, along with the Blue Bulls, Golden Lions, Griffons, Leopards, Pumas, Valke ... Read Article11 May 2012
KEO lays into the Stormers, JOANNE NIKITA gives you the news and dirty thoughts, VREDE slams Saru about the Kings issue and introduces the impossibly beautiful LUCY ANN, and MONTY finds his natural habitat.
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GREGOR PAUL, in the Herald on Sunday, writes world rugby will get its integrated season after the 2015 World Cup and Super Rugby won’t break to accommodate an international window. Read More
Duane Vermeulen is out of the June Tests. Read More
The Rugby Football Union has turned down a proposal from their Welsh counterparts to stage the 2015 World Cup pool match between England and Wales in Cardiff. Read More
Marcus Watson scored in extra time to beat the Blitzbokke in the London World Series Sevens Cup quarter-finals. Read More
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677 Comments
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10 May 2012, 18:20 pm
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-347: Let me know what addie to send you my details with
10 May 2012, 18:21 pm
@PissAnt(PissAnt)-349: Agreed Morne, its very slapstick etc
10 May 2012, 18:21 pm
haha sharkslover i will never post my addie here,keewees will be onto me like a drunk keewee chick
10 May 2012, 18:21 pm
haha sharkslover i will never post my addie here,keewees will be onto me like a drunk keewee chick
10 May 2012, 18:22 pm
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-353: lol
true
10 May 2012, 18:23 pm
damn you stuttered there for a min
10 May 2012, 18:23 pm
they are stupid,if they want my email,addie they can ask their woman
10 May 2012, 18:23 pm
kckin ipad
10 May 2012, 18:24 pm
killing the site
10 May 2012, 18:24 pm
I thought sharkslover is female.
Dud, you blog like a girl, man up!
10 May 2012, 18:25 pm
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-357:
10 May 2012, 18:26 pm
holy fluck , am talking the doctor and some disease just answered, and it calls itself a guru?? more like moegoe
10 May 2012, 18:28 pm
@NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-360: Go brush teeth dude,
10 May 2012, 18:28 pm
Listen lady man, not my fault you’re so sensitive
10 May 2012, 18:31 pm
No man uses the word “lover”.
Consulting the doctor regarding sexchange
10 May 2012, 18:32 pm
Why does it seem that not all rugby events appear on all rugby pages?
Does where it happens play a role in that?
For example, the boy rugby player punching unconscious a referee and now this event;
” Schoolboy raped on rugby tour ”
May 10 2012 at 08:48am
Surely it is newsworthy despite being ugly?
10 May 2012, 18:35 pm
@PissAnt(PissAnt)-349:
It’s easier than writing. Lazy bast*rds.
10 May 2012, 18:36 pm
Schoolboy raped on rugby tour
May 10 2012 at 08:48am
{{ A 16-year-old boy from Tygerberg, Cape Town, was raped on a school rugby tour, but authorities did nothing, Beeld newspaper reported on Thursday.
The attack, which took place on March 17 between pupils of a high school in the city, was filmed on cellphones and widely distributed.
The victim’s mother told Beeld the school’s first rugby team had camped near Velddrift on the West Coast, and played a rugby match against a local school.
The boy was allegedly raped with a broom handle and a banana later that night, after the match.
“On Friday night at around 11.30pm, my son sent me a ‘please call me’,” the mother said.
“He was hysterical and told me that the older boys wanted to shave his head… I insisted on speaking to them, but they told me I couldn’t tell them what to do, and ended the call.”
The boy then reportedly asked his rugby coach for help, but he was told that he had to “stand up for yourself and be a man”.
The next night, after the victim had gone to sleep, he was allegedly attacked in his bed and raped. The attackers also shaved his eyebrows, squirted toothpaste up his nose and drew a phallic object on his forehead.
The victim’s parents removed their son from the school and laid a charge at the Bothasig police station on March 20.
Police told them on Wednesday that the perpetrators would not be prosecuted, as the boy had not been examined by a district surgeon at the time of the assault.
According to the boy’s mother, she was originally told by police that a medical examination was unnecessary, as the photographic evidence would be enough.
The school’s headmaster told Beeld the school had held an “internal disciplinary hearing”, and that several boys had been put on temporary suspension. – Sapa }}
Some Sharks will surely use this to their advantage some time forward. Not my fault if they do.
10 May 2012, 18:39 pm
@Neil(Neilanate)-368: typical rugby fare sadly, I’ve always hated the ‘hazing’ side to the game
10 May 2012, 18:40 pm
This later Cape headline is an ugly reminder of ‘Kamp Staaldraad’is it not?:
” Dad tells of son’s rugby camp rape ”
May 10 2012 at 03:00pm
10 May 2012, 18:45 pm
We live in a violent country, that rainbow nation is a pipe dream.
Someone once said “SA is the gateway to hell”
Very violent society.
10 May 2012, 18:48 pm
This local headline below rings a bell for the majority of posters here, it would appear? :
” A nation of ‘racists behind computers’? ”
How apt!
Well while you disagree let me enjoy supper and read for laughs later.
10 May 2012, 18:51 pm
@Big Hit(Big Hit)-369:
I am more concerned with our glaring national dishonesty.
You are scarce!
10 May 2012, 18:53 pm
@ neil,
How nice of you, pasting this rugby tragedy of a young man and now going to have supper to log back on later for rugby laughter.
How disgusting.
Hope you enjoy your meal.
10 May 2012, 18:55 pm
371:
Since I am not interested in going to hell I better get out fast then and live elsewhere.
Which country gives me the “gateway” to Paradise or even Heaven?
10 May 2012, 18:55 pm
@NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-364: Listen you inbred m@nkey, run aalong and climb back in your tree
10 May 2012, 18:58 pm
The silly responses will provide the fun as many rich and idle here have gone on such rugby camps. Watch them explain it all away.
Unfortunately, they are now somewhat placated, so possibly silence will rule.
10 May 2012, 19:02 pm
Pops is that you
10 May 2012, 19:03 pm
@Neil(Neilanate)-375: ignore that clown Neil, its a troll who gets all aroused at trying to lure trouble with people online,
10 May 2012, 19:04 pm
again we generalise, but these kind of crimes are not only common to South Africa
10 May 2012, 19:05 pm
@Big Hit(Big Hit)-369: Hiyas BH, LTNC mate, you well??
10 May 2012, 19:06 pm
@ shemale,
Tell the doctor not to insert a ****** on your body.
You’re obviously a big d00s already.
10 May 2012, 19:07 pm
No it’s ET for sure
10 May 2012, 19:07 pm
@sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-379:
He belongs in the same idiot brigade as stormer in a teacup and skopshyte.
10 May 2012, 19:08 pm
aint you just the tough one behind a computer monitor huh???
Go grow a spine M@nkey, and if you wanna see a shemale?? look no further then your father, you obviously came out the crapper
10 May 2012, 19:08 pm
****** = V’AGINA
10 May 2012, 19:09 pm
@Dawn(Dawn)-383: you probably right Dawn, anyhows i’ll ignore it, it aint worth any more effort
10 May 2012, 19:10 pm
@Great White Shark(Predawn)-384: HIyas GWS true, although i have never had trouble with SIATC
10 May 2012, 19:11 pm
GWS whats your thought on the Sharks team?
10 May 2012, 19:15 pm
@sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-389:
I’m happy with the team. I was a bit nervous about Pietersen on the wing but he seemed okay last week.
10 May 2012, 19:16 pm
@ trans’vestite,
I like your work, using the m@nkey knowing that you offend a lot of other bloggers.
And I’m the one who must grow spine?
Pathetic little (wo)man.
I’m off, cheers
10 May 2012, 19:17 pm
@Great White Shark(Predawn)-390: NAA boet JPP is just fine on the wing , and last week he showed he doesnt lack pace, that one bal;l kicked ahead sadly went out, no doubt if it didnt it was try time
10 May 2012, 19:18 pm
@NoRugbyGuru_0_(RugbyGuru_0_)-391: run along clown , and i offend noone else, you see jellyfidh, you like to try insulting but cry like a girl when it comes back at you, ur trash dude, SIMPLE TRASH
10 May 2012, 19:21 pm
@sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-343: Well and you brudda. Spoke to you on the Sharks thread but you must have missed it there.
I like that we have a settled team, only change I would have made is probably started Deysel a 7 and Marcell at 6. Then like I mentioned on the Sharks thread, know why Botes is starting probably due to the Pocock factor. Still would have had Deysel and Marcell start this game.
Definitely like the fact that Plum is giving Jordaan another start. Think he must now stick with Jordaan for the rest of the season. No player can be judged really until they have had a season in S15 and mostly starting. Think Jordaan with Tim is going to be great, just needs some game time at this level.
10 May 2012, 19:22 pm
@sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-352:
Its just stick!
@David(David)-367:
They should blur the faces at least!
Anycase I am off, need to go host a rugby quiz online.
10 May 2012, 19:22 pm
It is seriously time for KEO to catch up with technology, there are systems he can insert on here so maggots like the guru clown can simply be muted (put on ignore), but he wont as it will make for less hits, surely one should get enough hits from the decent bloggers?????????????????
10 May 2012, 19:22 pm
@Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-342: Howzit Fern, How you doing mate? Hope well.
10 May 2012, 19:23 pm
@PissAnt(PissAnt)-395: lol mate
10 May 2012, 19:25 pm
@sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-398:
I am in Canal Walk tomorrow, which poz is yours again?
10 May 2012, 19:26 pm
@Puma(Puma)-394: hiyas bro yeah i did miss it , will go check,
As for Alberts i know he has not fully recovered from his op, so thus another week or 2
As for Deysel i must say i am shocked he aint starting as he is prolly our best fetcher loosie ( BIssy hooker), and i think he hits rucks better then our other forwards, and defensive;ly he is huge
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