Comments on: Ruthless Sharks flay Force

By: Skeppie(Skeppie)

Skeppie(Skeppie) — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:22:03 +0000

@wooden spoon(wooden spoon)-140: I am a huge sharks supporter but that commetn is seriously one eyed, penalty advantage should play out for a long time, between raising his arm and Mvovo's break only a few seconds lapsed. Definitely the wrong call.

By: Skeppie(Skeppie)

Skeppie(Skeppie) — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:19:51 +0000

@poppa69(poppa69)-134: Got to agree with you there that was highway robbery. Didn't have much effect at the end of the day out a piss poor call, there was no way advantage was over.

By: Great White Shark(Predawn)

Great White Shark(Predawn) — Sun, 13 May 2012 15:57:01 +0000

@Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-162: The Lazy Lions are so worthless it would probably cost money to get rid of them.. Burn the stadium down in a 'mystery fire' and walk away boys. It's the best way for all.

By: optiplay(optiplay)

optiplay(optiplay) — Sun, 13 May 2012 15:40:50 +0000

@Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-155: Love to watch Keegan. One of my favourate players.totally underestimated by most people on the site . Especially the Stormers fans. Reminds me of Rob Louw. Marcel Coetzee,Stander and Kolisi the three "finds" for me tjis season.(that is in the loosies category"

By: Hurricane(Hurricane)

Hurricane(Hurricane) — Sun, 13 May 2012 11:25:06 +0000

@Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-162: lol

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 11:18:01 +0000

Potential Top 6 after the Wrecking

Crusaders
Sharks
Reds
Chiefs
Bulls
Canes/Stormers (And Canes through with more BPs)

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 11:14:00 +0000

If teams were companies and results were equities here are my recommendations:

Bulls Sell
Chiefs Hold
Brumbies SELL
Stormers Sell
Crusaders Hold
Sharks BUY
Landers Sell
Canes Buy
Reds Buy
Cheetahs Sell
Tahs Hold
Rebels Buy
Force Sell
Blues Junk
Lions Junk

By: Hurricane(Hurricane)

Hurricane(Hurricane) — Sun, 13 May 2012 11:07:16 +0000

@Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-160: hmmm well beware HG. Seen it all before, the chest beating and then disaster a week later. But good luck man, didnt see the game but seems like it was an easy game for the sharks.

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 11:02:24 +0000

@Hurricane(Hurricane)-159: If you think it’s your time, then step to the line, and bring on your Wrecking ball…

My team are bringing theirs…

The Super Log is going to be well and truly Wrecked after the next 3 games…

A Shark infested Wreck of a Log…

By: Hurricane(Hurricane)

Hurricane(Hurricane) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:59:16 +0000

So HG, what do you say about HGs comments above?

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:58:10 +0000

I actually might have to start feeling sorry for opposition Teams in the next 3 games…

Slaughterhouse could be Kind with the kind of firepower coming into form for the Black and White…

A bunch of marauders in the pack, and speed at the back, with the Baby Faced Assassin directing this heavy metal orchestra, its going to be SCHWWWWEEEET!

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:53:38 +0000

@Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-156: Add Beast and the German Battleship Bismarck to the mix and you have utter Terror on the other side... A real farken potential Shark frenzy coming down the line for teams unfortunate enough to face the Farken Dynamite...

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:49:27 +0000

Sharks are in a great position with Loosies at the moment… The business end of the comp will see Daniel at 8, Deysel at 6 and Coetzee at 7… With Alberts coming on last 20 to 30 mins…

Farking Smashmouth RELENTLESS!

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:44:10 +0000

And Keegan the Super 8 has pretty damn decent stats himself

Most Runs: 10th with 82
Most Run meters: 7th on 659
Try assists: 10th
Linebreak assists: 9th
Offloads: 3rd after SBW and Andre Taylor – 2 prime time backs

Fuckme, no other SA 8 comes close to being in the top 10 for any Category…

Keegan is THE best 8 in the Country if not the whole Comp. FULL STOP

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:36:50 +0000

Most Tackles Made
1. Matt Todd (Crusaders) 164
2. Marcell Coetzee (Sharks) 152
3. David Pocock (Force) 151
4. Heinrich Brussow (Cheetahs) 138
5. Luke Jones (Rebels) 130

Most Runs
1. Nasi Manu (Highlanders) 141
2. Adam Thomson (Highlanders) 106
2. Nathan Sharpe (Force) 106
4. Marcell Coetzee (Sharks) 99
5. Hosea Gear (Highlanders) 97

I give you the WRECKING BALL

Through the mud and the beer, and the blood and the cheers, I’ve seen
Champions come and go
So if you got the guts mister, yeah if you’ve got the balls
If you think it’s your time, then step to the line, and bring on your
Wrecking ball
Bring on your wrecking ball
Bring on your wrecking ball
Come on and take your best shot, let me see what you’ve got
Bring on your wrecking ball

Marcell Coetzee

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:20:34 +0000

Next 3 fixtures for the Sharks

Cheetahs (A)
Stormers (H)
Lions (A)

Out of these 3 the one, funny enough, that I am most certain the Sharks will win will be the Stormers game… There may not be a five pointer here but it will be a victory…

Cheetahs I was worried about 2 games ago but with Sias Ebersohn as fragile as humpty dumpty and Ratel now as probably effective as a caged cane rat I reckon the Dynamite have a good chance of getting bonus points… This game will be a cricket score but if the Sharks come out on the right side of the scoreline then its 5 points for the taking.

Lions, funnily enough, I am most worried about. Sharks will have come off hopefully two good wins and will be sitting pretty on the log. The Lions will be back and just playing for whatever pride is left in a once proud Union… Complacency will be the Dynamite’s biggest enemy and the Pussys will be guaranteed to set about like rabid dogs… A DANGER match if ever there was one.

Potentially 15 points on offer but I reckon the Black and White will emerge with 13. This translates to 49 log points which will give them an excellent shout after the Internationals.

They have a bye in the first week after the Intls which brings them to 53 points followed by two home games against the Bulls and Cheetahs which should at least net them 9 points…

62 will be the magic number and Sharks may even have a home playoff…

BRING
IT
ON
MOFOS!!!!

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:03:06 +0000

I reckon Coetzee is Samson on the Rugby field… And no Delilah in sight…

Many little Foxes have had their tails set alight on the Field of Dreams by this Biblical legend in the making…

Many more to still be burnt…

Destroyer in Chief of backlines… Tearaway Personified…

More than a little resemblance to Kruger… Legend… in his heyday.

Marcell Samson Coetzee

Springbok Elect…

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 09:57:59 +0000

Would truly be interested to know Coetzee’s stats yesterday:

Tackles
Carries
Meters per Carry

I reckon this guy’s stats are as good if not better than any other loosie in Super Rugby…

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 09:54:46 +0000

Ratel’s days are numbered…

Who needs a fetcher flank if the Boks have Bissy…

Far better to have a ball playing 8 and two action man flankers from this group of kamikazes

Coetzee
Kolisi
Potgieter
Stander

By: Heavens Game(Heavens Game)

Heavens Game(Heavens Game) — Sun, 13 May 2012 09:51:47 +0000

This would be my Bok Side after this weekend:

15 Kirchner
14. JPP
13. Jordaan/Sadie
12. Whitehead/JdJ
11 Mvovo
10 Lambie
9 Hougaard
8 Daniel
7 Coetzee
6 Kolisi
5 Kruger
4 Etsebeth
3 JdP
2 Bissy
1 Beast