Sharks bruiser is Meyer’s man

Sharks bruiser is Meyer’s man

JON CARDINELLI says Willem Alberts’ strong performance against the Stormers bodes well for the three-Test series against England.

Alberts’ detractors will be snorting in disbelief. One dominant showing and he’s suddenly back, suddenly the answer to Heyneke Meyer’s blindside quandary? So much for a measured evaluation.

It’s an understandable reaction. Alberts has struggled with injuries over the past year, and when he has actually played he hasn’t been as effective at the gainline as before. He made a terrific impact in the first half of the 2011 Super Rugby tournament, but battled for form in the months that followed.

That was until last Saturday. Backed by John Plumtree in the most important match of the Sharks’ season, Alberts turned in a powerful performance. The Sharks forwards manhandled their Stormers counterparts, and Alberts was particularly effective in that ball-carrying role on attack, and that momentum-stalling role on defence.

It was an important performance in a Springbok context. When two of the strongest teams in a conference clash, the national coach is always going to be watching. If you can make an impact in this contest, you can stake your claim for national selection. If you can make inroads into the best defence in the Super Rugby competition, if you can outmuscle the most physical team in South Africa, you can make a massive statement.

What will help Alberts’ cause is that there aren’t many blindside flankers available at present, at least not the type of No 7s that Meyer is looking for. Juan Smith, Schalk Burger and Duane Vermeulen are all sidelined with injuries while Danie Rossouw has also told Meyer he is not available.

Who else but Alberts fits the job description, at least in terms of what Meyer values in a blindside? He ticks the boxes of experience and size, as the latter lends itself to the dual role of ball-carrying and defending, not to mention providing an extra option in the lineout.

And as he showed this past Saturday, he is coming back into form. He will have one more opportunity to gather momentum before the England series as the Sharks play the Lions this Saturday. While this will be useful for a man coming back from injury, he’s already shown what he is capable of against the Stormers. That performance against the Stormers showed how he could be an important figure for the Boks in that England series.

The Boks are favourites to win that series and some South African pundits have been as bold as to predict a 3-0 result in favour of the hosts. To realise that goal, however, they will need to outplay England at the set pieces, breakdowns and collisions.

Some may be taking the English lightly, and for good reason. They are in a period of rebuilding and will be touring South Africa without several key forwards.

But Meyer has never been a coach to underestimate his opponents, and will pick his strongest available side for the coming series. He will select players that best fit his game plan, which is one of the primary reasons Fourie du Preez will start at scrumhalf and lead the team.

It is also for this reason that Alberts, in the absence of heavy hitters like Smith, Burger and Vermeulen, should be entrusted with the No 7 responsibilities.

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384 Comments

  • 1.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    This is more a relief than anything else for HM and Bok supporters… whilst the likes of Elstadt, Coetzee and a few others have had some strongish showings… nobody has yet shown that they’re a good replacement for Juan Smith at test level…

  • 2.RedMan: Reply to this comment

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-1: Agreed – Alberts to the rescue, for now.

    I find the infatuation that a load of fans have with Elstadt quite puzzling; either I’ve missed his better performances this season, or it doesn’t take much to win over the masses these days.

    For me he is a liability from a discipline point of view, and rather average.

  • 3.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    dear stormers supporters
    this is not a bad dream.
    s hit got real on saturday
    boom

  • 4.scar: Reply to this comment

    Dear Heineke, I will sit this one out and work on my recovery. Feel free to given Willem a chance. Dear Juan, you are still sorely missed – both in white and green. Cheers, Scar

  • 5.Hofter Son: Reply to this comment

    As a Spies fan, my hopes of him ever getting back to his best are dying with each game. So why not give Willem the Number 8 jersey. There is enough talent in SA to find a worthy 7

  • 6.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment

    Thanks for the concern Fern, but one glance at the ladder gave me all the reality check I needed.

  • 7.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment

    Alberts, fit and in form, is the man for the moment. Sustaining this seems to be his big problem.

  • 8.Olivergm: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-3: The fact that the Stormers still got a bonus point playing with their C team tells you a thing or two Mr Fern.

    As for the Bok training squad Im pretty shocked to seem names like Vermaak, Meisiekind, Elton etc are included but the players of the future who have put the Stormers where they are today are not included? wtf? Kolisi, Kishof in particular.

  • 9.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @RedMan(RedMan)-2:

    He’s a strong lad… but that’s it really… not good in the LO, slow, his tackle stats suggest he’s behind the rest of the pack in work-rate… so I agree…

  • 10.RAbies: Reply to this comment

    If Heyneke Meyer really does rate Duane Vermeulen the thought of a loose trio with him, Alberts and Burger is terrifying. Can’t say its balanced, but who cares with the hits those guys would put in. Fingers crossed for 4N

    Unfortunately I doubt Spies will ever be dropped.

  • 11.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-3:
    :lol:
    chop.

  • 12.davidv: Reply to this comment

    JC – your rugby knowledge is pathetic.

    Not only do you start this article so that the initial impression is that Meyer made some sort of statement, but you then speak of Alberts “manhandling” his opposition?

    Are you conveniently overlooking the fact that the “opposition” was missing Burger, Kolisi and Vermeulen?
    If you cannot shine with those odds, then you do not belong on a rugby field.

    Fortunately our national coach is not as daft as you.

  • 13.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    horses for course i suppose.

    but as stated, its just one big showing.

  • 14.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-3:

    Dear Fern

    We played badly and deserved to lose. We have put it past us mate and focusing on the next one. Best the Sharks do the same! :lol:

  • 15.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @Hofter Son(pattyfries)-5:

    I have to agree!

  • 16.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    14 @ Bill Reyts

    The Sharks win on Saturday was the equivalent of them winning a cup. Let them bask. The reality of playing for a wildcard position will soon whack them! :)

  • 17.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    it is all about momentum and depth now
    sharks on the up,stormers on the down

  • 18.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @Pee Wee(Pee Wee)-16:

    When you haven’t had much to cheer about anything is great! Give them their week of glory mate…

    I will be off to Loftus on Saturday so I’m hoping the boys can pick themselves up from a dismal performance. Even though they played so badly the scoreline was tight, but flattering…

  • 19.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-17:

    Well done Fernly! Your team has the Lions and then the bye! Easy I say. Then the Bulls – home not a problem for the Sharks I say…

    On the other hand we have the mightly Bulls, Lions, Cheetahs and Rebels. Tough to say the least…

  • 20.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    them chassisbender scrums
    been calling them the whole week

  • 21.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    stormers without kitshoff.

    i just dont see it happening.

    bulls back to the top.

  • 22.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-21:

    Will I see you at Loftus on Saturday? Getting crowded at the top of the log hey! Fortunately the Bulls frontrow is something that doesn’t puts fear in any team lately…

  • 23.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    chiefs def to drop against crusaders and maybe even the hurricanes after that.

  • 24.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-23:

    So Stormers could still top the log. That would be great :lol:

  • 25.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-23:

    drop points against crusaders.

  • 26.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    The Stormers bubble is bursting. Remember a couple of people on this forum calling this scenario come crunch time.
    Sort of like golf. No use going bif off the tee and you cannot nail the short putt.

  • 27.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-26:

    Yeah we called the Bulls bubble bursting too. Two loses in a row says it all. True Kwagga!

  • 28.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-27:

    The Bulls didn’t have a bubble to burst.

    As you were Omar.

  • 29.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-22:
    no sorry bill, wont be going.

    to tell you the truth i’ve gotten to a point where i can only enjoy the big rugby games when i’m in front of a tv and completely ‘zoned out’ from everyone around me.

    i even sort of ignore male friends and just muffle things to them when asked something, most of the time the talk is not even about the game and is just ridiculous distractions. women folk i dont even acknowledge.

    instead i’ve learnt to enjoy live matches only when there’s a nothing game on because then i just enjoy the spectacle and focus on getting drunk as much anything else.

    i approach bok tests in the same way, if they’re playing the big guns i watch it rather but would go to see a dead rubber or smaller opposition live.

    enjoy the game though, its gonna be a full house.

  • 30.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-22:
    same fot the locks ar present.
    they’re missing those few inches at the moment.

  • 31.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-27: Being a Bulls supporter I am feeling quite satisfied with the performance thusfar considering the season as a whole. We expected a hell of alot worse but the young guns are stepping up to the plate.

  • 32.capebull: Reply to this comment

    Are the Strompies light 5 back ?

    Sharkies hammered them in Scrums Line outs and loose,

    How about the 3m forward pass ?

    8 Spies
    7 Alberts
    6 Marcell

  • 33.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-27: 11 points taken from their overseas leg. Most teams will take that with a smile. Hardly a burst bubble.

  • 34.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    where is snoekskiet

  • 35.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-24:
    honestly, i dont see it happening.
    but they will go down fighting, no doubt.

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-26:
    true, true.
    one or two more key injuries again
    and if they dont get any key players back
    then its over if you ask me.

  • 36.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-31:

    Same here mate! Feeling quite comfortable. You are expected to win your home games and hope for away wins. We have lost two away – but I’m quite sure we will pull off the rest… :roll:

  • 37.capebull: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-27: Billy, they were on tour they lost to the number 1 team at home , no big deal.

    The Lost to the Blues at Loftus that was not acceptable

  • 38.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @capebull(capebull)-32: If the Bulls forwards hit their straps on Saturday, it will be more of the same for the lentebriessies.
    Looking forward to a big one. Got a couple of mates flying up from CT on Friday. Got the feeling Liquor City might just make their budget this weekend ;)

  • 39.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-34:

    Let sleeping toothless dribbling old dogs lie…

  • 40.rangerman: Reply to this comment

    @Olivergm(Olivergm)-8: theircteam?

    BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    so because the stormers were missing vermeulen joe p and kolisi it was a c team?

    nice.

    the other 12 players must be loving comments like yours haha, what a fan you are!

  • 41.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    Off to meeting. Chat later…

  • 42.Lions_Soutie: Reply to this comment

    Stormers were missing Vermeulen big time on Saturday. Fourie selection at fetcher failed. Bekker looks overplayed

  • 43.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    bryce
    syphilis is causing his rants

  • 44.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @capebull(capebull)-37: Just afraid that loss will come back to bite is in the ‘rusty sherrif’s badge’ later on.

  • 45.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @rangerman(rangerman)-40: Well done on you team bud. Showed some serious intent on saturday. Lovely to watch.

  • 46.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-41: Cheers Bill

  • 47.capebull: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-38: Easy game , make sure to get in front, Strompies then have to play , they don’t have a clue how to score tries.

  • 48.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    The Sharks are like one of those cheap Chinese firecrackers. Takes a helluva long time to light the thing……then when it’s lit, there is a moment of absolute brilliance when the thing sparkles and flashes, then just when you are expecting is to erupt into a million coloured sparks, it fizzles out. But for Sharkette fans, it is this brief moment of ‘sparkling brilliance’ that they live for. Season in – season out………mediocrity remains king. Plumtree is now being heralded again, as is Daniel (both who I believe have been walloped by Sharkettes all season). Come August, the calls for Plumtree to be axed will be stronger than the Sharkette’s arrogance. Disagree? If the Sharks (pre-season SAFFA conference faves) were as good as they claim to be, they wouldn’t be chasing the Saffa conference, just like last year and the year before that. You chaps need a dose of reality – as by some Sharkettes reckoning, the Sharks will be getting a bonus point for their bye week.

  • 49.rangerman: Reply to this comment

    i must say, on the whole the stormers fans have been pretty good losers.

    but some just cant seem to accept that the stormers were smashed upfront?

    brok, etzebeth, bekker and the gingerbreadman (kitskop) all subbed after being handed a proper pakslae.

    the stormers were manhandled, no doubt.

    but to be fair to them, not many teams are capable of doing this to their pack.

  • 50.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @capebull(capebull)-37: Blues loss will be coming to getya……….

  • 51.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @capebull(capebull)-47: It seems they seem to bank on Aplon doing something special otherwise fakol going on at the back.

  • 52.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-39:

    amazing how much old cunteye had to say for himself when, despite his confident assertions to the contrary for the entire week, his team were fisted like a horny cokeslut.

  • 53.capebull: Reply to this comment

    @davidv(davidv)-12: Last week you were boosting about the Strompie depth , now its injuries…

    The loss is 3 games comming,

  • 54.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    kitskop got beaten like a ginger stepchild

  • 55.rangerman: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-45: cheers man kwagga, thoroughly enjoyed it.

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-48: this is such a silly comment man, cmon, get over the hurt and carry on.

    wallowing in your pain is just so undignified :lol:

    p.s. the stormers have just lit up the sky and been the real deal have they?

    wow! the trophy cabinet must be overflowing hahahahahahaha.

  • 56.BreakdownBoy: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-3: You bro, look at it this way.

    When the sharks had injuries to key players they lost 5 of their 13 games, when the stormers lost key players (since match one) they have lost only 2 of their 12 games. So whith that in mind, wait till the big stormers boys come back and then we’ll talk.

    Watch the Stormers pick up the pace come the last leg of the tournament.

  • 57.capebull: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-51: Bok centres with Bok locks, yet they can not score tries and they lose their line outs. Are they really Bokke ?

  • 58.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @rangerman(rangerman)-49:
    i think they were hiding injuries and carrying niggles for a while now.
    going into must win derbies in such condition is suicidal as far as i’m concerned.

  • 59.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    backdoorboy
    your side is on the down

  • 60.capebull: Reply to this comment

    @BreakdownBoy(goodstuff)-56: are you hoping or stating facts

  • 61.Jonck: Reply to this comment

    JC I also did not see that the Stormers was manhandled. I have in fact not seen yet this year that Bismarck and Alberts was so often tackled back (mainly by Elstadt , Etzebeth and Bekker)

    The Sharks was much better in the scrums and Stormers needs to give Tiaan a bit more line throwing lessons as he starts to be a liability for them.

    I though Michalak was brilliant, especially in first 40 minutes!

  • 62.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @rangerman(rangerman)-55:

    just tennis

    :lol:

  • 63.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @capebull(capebull)-57: Well I ask the same of Meisie, Spies and Zane…….

  • 64.davidv: Reply to this comment

    @capebull(capebull)-53: I did not post at all last week – you are very confused

  • 65.BreakdownBoy: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-54: So you boasting about an all bok front row beating a 20 year old junior bok, I think no one really believed Kitsoff would be able to do much with Busmarck on Jannies inside and brok
    struggling against Beast.

  • 66.BreakdownBoy: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-59: We’ll see, maybe Habana will make you cry again in the playoffs. :)

  • 67.rangerman: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-58: agreed.

    now stormers fans, take a moment to ponder my question before you all rush to answer please:

    are you really happy with your sides attack? surely a lucky intercept and a forward pass, whilst brilliantly finished by gio, must cause some disquiet going into the end of the comp? if you can only score via penalties and the penalties dry up, you are farked (see: sharks vs stormers at the tank for reference).

  • 68.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @rangerman(rangerman)-55: How can my comment be silly when it is the truth? Previous seasons’ results don’t lie. Pray tell me about the Sharks Superugby pedigree post 2007? Made in China fireworks mate…….

  • 69.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    the stormers cannot construct tries
    simple

  • 70.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @BreakdownBoy(goodstuff)-66: With Habafaknut’s Oscar performances on the field these days, he might be the one bursting out in tears.

  • 71.rangerman: Reply to this comment

    @BreakdownBoy(goodstuff)-65: struggling?

    he had his brok pushed up his harris and was subbed.

    gingerbreadboy wasnt doing any high fiving with red face liebenberg either.

    in fact, the smug look was wiped clean off the lads face.

    backpeddaling 101, masterclass in session :lol:

    ok, i am out. manhandled, that is the theme for the day ok?

  • 72.BreakdownBoy: Reply to this comment

    So funny how the Sharkie fans get all excited about their victory against a Stormers side that has so many loosie injuries that they use their backup hooker as a #6. Let’s be honest, beating champion boxer that has his one arm tied behind his back does not make you a pro boxer.

    Just how the Sharks are a much better team with Beast and Alberts back to best, the same applies to a Stormers side with Burger, Vermeulen and Kolisi in the mix.

  • 73.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    hahaha kwagga
    baie waar

  • 74.rangerman: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-68: ho ho ho silly boy, you must have turned 18 recently.

    you see when superrugby was past your bedtimne the sharks were making finals and semis as far back as 1996.

    you know it, we know it.

    around the same time natal was handing out pakslae in the cc.

    do some research and give me 10,000 words on the glorious team that is the sharks.

    will mark your work later ok woof?

    :lol:

    bye bye.

  • 75.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @BreakdownBoy(goodstuff)-72: The injuries lament is the mark of a beaten man. You look well beaten.

  • 76.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @rangerman(rangerman)-71: Honestly mate. If a Bok front row couldn’t exert pressure on a 20 year old, then it would have said more about them than about the kid now wouldn’t it?

  • 77.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-73: Daai knaap irreteer die rook uit my uit. As iemand hom net n bietjie raakry rol hy n sokkerspeler rond. Lyk soos n Kudu wat n kak bladskoot gevat het.

  • 78.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @rangerman(rangerman)-74: I didn’t ask about 1996..I asked about post 2007. Tell me about 2008 to 2011 – please? Why can’t you answer me? -T-h-e-t-r-u-t-h-h-u-r-t-s.com…….

  • 79.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Time to go. Cheers all.

  • 80.Brigadier Van Zyl: Reply to this comment

    True, Albert’s had hismbestgame…but against what opposition? A stormers pack that is starting to come apart? No way hose.
    He is still a flattrack bully in my opinion who only gives you 60 minutes.
    That is not enough as an international blindsider in my opinion.

  • 81.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-69: Aplon’s try? Even though it was a forward pass, a normal pass would of also resulted in a try. Well worked try from 1st phase.

  • 82.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    possible permutations:

    sharks:
    vs – lions away 5pts
    bye – 4pts
    vs – bulls home 4pts / maybe 1pt
    vs – cheetahs home 4pts /maybe 1pt

    best case 45 + 17 = 62
    worst case 45 + 11 = 56

    bulls:
    vs – stormer home 4pts
    vs – cheetahs home 5pts
    vs – sharks away 1pt / maybe 4pts
    vs- lions home 5pts

    best case 48 + 18 = 66
    worst case 48 + 15 = 63

    stormers:
    vs – bulls away 0pts / maybe 1pt
    vs – lions home 4pts / maybe 5pts
    vs – cheetahs away 4pts /maybe 1pt
    vs – rebels home 4pts

    best case 50 + 14 = 64
    worst case 50 + 9 = 59

    so the bulls will top the sa conference log and the stormers look likely to get a playoff place, considering everything goes well for them wrt the other conferences.
    the sharks are still in danger of not qualifying if results donr go for them in the other conferences.

  • 83.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-81:

    what are you talking about?

    :lol:

    “a normal pass would have resulted in a try”

    dry your eyes son.

    this is no place for that kind of talk.

    save it for group therapy.

    :lol:

  • 84.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    RAHHH!

    Please man, Willem Alberts was not that good this weekend.I was more impressed by Marcel Coetzee.

  • 85.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @Brigadier Van Zyl(Brigadier Van Zyl)-80:
    true.

  • 86.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-81: Agreed, it was a good move, Refreshing to see after so many minutes of the most mindless dumbass attacking tactics.

  • 87.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-81: And everyone knows that when you’ve lost 5 loose forwards to injury, and you have such fantastic crowd support and your franchise brand is so strong, then marginal forward passes of 2 to 3 meters should be overlooked. Everyone knows this. Can’t see what the fuss is about.

  • 88.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-52:

    Oh Ubu is the master of the old ‘if-they-had-shoulda-woulda-coulda’ game… he’s been practising this skill for years of failed predictions…

    You think the self professed fountain of worldly knowledge could at least get a few mere rugby tips correct.

    I wonder how many times Jake White has made him cut himself, beat his dog and vloek his workers over the years?

  • 89.greentea: Reply to this comment

    @rangerman(rangerman)-74:

    Yer but in professional super rugby what have the Sharks actually won?

  • 90.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    greentea how is that hot asian mammasita keeping?

  • 91.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    Juandre Kruger,
    this man needs a mention. Eversince 2008 I knew he was the real deal.
    Deserves to be a Springbok more than Flip vd Merwe…also he controls his aggresinn superbly, tireless worker.

  • 92.greentea: Reply to this comment

    Shouldn’t you be watching reruns of the Jerry Springer show?

  • 93.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-91:
    true.
    i think we have to be honest about flip.
    it seems he has reached his ceiling.

  • 94.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    somebody is grumpy
    seems the milf has put them in the dogbox

  • 95.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-83: The forward pass did not allow Aplon to get to the ball or did it? Sharks defence went to sleep for that one.@>^..^< katman(katman)-87:

  • 96.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-93:

    bring back hilton lobberts.

  • 97.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-82: Lions and Rebels should be 5. Cheetahs 4 maybe 5. Bulls 4. For the Stormers that is.

  • 98.stew: Reply to this comment

    Go the Buffel

  • 99.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-96:
    really..?…

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-97:
    that is unlikey.
    how many bonus point games have the stormers won, at home or anywhere, so far this season?
    add to this you have depth injuries and i think its realistic to say you will get 4pt wins if all goes to plan.

  • 100.wpstormerbok: Reply to this comment

    Well done Sharks, seems you take great pleasure from it taking a look at the +1000 comments on the game’s thread :) !

    Stormers pack tried hard but Eben struggled to contain the fire of Bismarck, Beast and a pleasantly surprising side-stepping Alberts all on his own.

  • 101.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-97: You reckon the Stormers will get 5 against the Cheetahs in Bloem?

  • 102.wpstormerbok: Reply to this comment

    Once you have overcome the Stormers pack you’re sure to win the game.

    Our backs still have no fluency and these flashes of brilliance from the likes of Aplon and Joe (who didn’t play) just isn’t enough at the sharp end of the tournament.

  • 103.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-95:

    well if the pass hadn’t been forward it would have missed him neh?

    because he timed his run wrong?

    even the crusaders would have been ashamed of that one.

    get over it now there’s a good lad.

  • 104.wpstormerbok: Reply to this comment

    And why is AC turning Eben into a mini Schalk Burger?

    Every second ball we get from a ruck is heading to Eben even when he’s still halfway on the ground and the opposition can read it from a mile away.

  • 105.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-95: Luckily this is one of those remarkably black and white issues: Was it a try or was it not a try?

    Should we be praising a penalty attempt from well within the kicker’s own half that almost snuck inside the upright?

    Should we glorify a great move in which the ball was almost grounded?

    How many points do you get for a teeny-weeny knock-on over the line?

  • 106.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-101:
    actually, the more i think about it the more it seems a likely possibility.
    if the cheetahs go for for free running it could be a try fest for both teams (which does happen with cheetahs games a lot).

    or it will be reduced to a knock down drag it out low try scoring affair by the stormers.

    question is whether the stormers will win it considering thier injury problems.

  • 107.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    That Alister “kneelingfavours” Hargreaves is a Bok and Juandre Kruger aint is another oddly South African moment. Kruger is big, powerful, mobile, aggressive and a better lineout operator than Alberts. Alberts not a starter

  • 108.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    My Bok 15 for England.

    15: Lambie (it’s a shame he’s not a yard quicker but he reads the game brilliantly!)
    14: JP
    13: JDJ
    12: Frans
    11: Aplon (he has to play!!)
    10: Morne (I would only play him because we need Lambie at 15)
    9: FH
    8: Alberts (but he needs to maintain his form)
    7: Coetzee (give him a shot against the Poms before we starting thinking about 4N)
    6: Brussow
    5: Bekker (no contest)
    4: Etzebeth
    3: Jannie (but I am open to other options here)
    2: Bismark
    1: Beast

    Options: Hougie could also move to 14, with JP playing 13.

    JDV and Joe Pieterson could play off the bench. Hougie to 9 if FDP get’s injured.

  • 109.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-108:

    I’m relived that Donkey de Villiers is not there.

  • 110.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-107:

    I agree. AH never made the step up from u21. I was very suprised when he made the Bok squad a while back.

  • 111.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment

    …relieved..

  • 112.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @Great White Shark(Predawn)-109:

    Lol, yeah, I think is time is up. He would make my bench though.

  • 113.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment

    Hougaard is not a proper scrummie. Too slow and predictable in that position.

  • 114.wpstormerbok: Reply to this comment

    Thank G0d for the 3 week test break.

    We should have Kolisi, Burger, Duanne & Koster back when Super Rugby resumes which will ease the pressure on our underperforming backline.

  • 115.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-101: Yes. Did you see how easily the Waratahs ran through the Cheetahs? Dont underestimate the Stormers. They will be much stronger after the June break.

  • 116.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-112:

    On the bench for the England games but not against the Kiwis and Aussies. Maybe against Argentina.

  • 117.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    after all is said and done the sharks fams are just more classierthan the sormers fans.
    fact

  • 118.Great White Shark: Reply to this comment

    @wpstormerbok(wpstormerbok)-114:

    Burger should be a welcome addition to the Stormers. Still has a lot to offer the team.

  • 119.munkiboi: Reply to this comment

    no brainer. form is temporary class is permanent and alberts return to form is welcome. a shoo in for the 7 jersey for sure!

  • 120.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-105: True I agree with you. I was responding to someone who said the Stormers cant create anything and Aplon’s “try” was a perfect example of the Stormers backline creating something even though the pass was miles forward. The Stormers will still finish top of the log.

  • 121.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-105:

    I’m with you. A few guys over the weekend told me ‘Aplon did so well the try was deserved’. It’s a comment that makes no sense. Aplon never timed his run.

  • 122.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-115: Depends how the Stormers play. If they actually try and use the outside backs, yes

  • 123.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-103: Yes you are probably right but the fact stands that the Stormers still created something with their backline, contrary to popular believe on here. I was dissapointed on Saturday night but the Sharks were just a better team and you could see the Stormers were fatigued. Those rolling mauls also inspired confidence. A nice three week break for most of the Stormers pack and the return of Burger, Koster and Vermeulen will see the Stormers take the comp by the scruff of the neck and win 3 from 3.

  • 124.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-108:

    Rugby is a 22man 85min game…

  • 125.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-122: I think they will. I think this game against the Sharks was a big wake up call for them. If their pack fails they need a plan B. This is only the 2nd time this season that their pack let them down. @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-121: Yes you are right he timed his run wrong forcing JDV to toss it a bit forward. That being said it was encouraging to see them do that. I think everyone is writing off the Stormers to soon.

  • 126.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-121: But you’re losing sight of the fact that these are Exceptional Circumstances for the Stormers. Their injury list presents a crisis the likes of which the Cape has not seen since Nivea changed it’s Men’s range packaging. In light of this, it would be heartless and cruel not to grant them the odd try off a forward pass, or to bend the rules on player eligibility for the play-offs. What is it about Exceptional Circumstances that people just don’t get?

  • 127.ufo: Reply to this comment

    was good to see alberts fully functional and operating at his belligerent best…

    good for him, the sharks and great for the boks…!

  • 128.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-124:

    very good point…

    something it seems all the saffa teams have yet to learn…

  • 129.Sasuke: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-127: Bad for the Stormers. He was excellent.

    Bok backrow trio will be

    6. Brussouw
    7. Alberts
    8. Spies

    19. Coetzee?

  • 130.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-127:
    i’m a little uneasy wrt alberts though.
    he’s more than capable bashing at every team other than nz, oz.
    and thats the problem.

  • 131.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment

    WP Stormers bok @ 100.
    At last.Some objectivity.Tx.

    Trouens,.I wonder what happened to the Bosman=JdeV personal
    turnstile theory.

  • 132.mad eye: Reply to this comment

    My man of the match on Saturday was Keegan Daniel,he lead from the front and it is his instinct for the gap that puts the Sharks on the front foot.
    I have had doubts about him before ,but when Alberts and Coetzee are firing it leaves him free to play his own game and he was massive against the much vaunted best defence in the world.
    He will never get a look in in Meyer’s team because he is English and plays for the Sharks,kind of reminds me of the Tommy Bedford saga,but hey this is the country we choose to live in

  • 133.coma: Reply to this comment

    1. Beast, 2. Bismarck. 3. Jannie, 4. Etsebet, 5. Kruger, 6. Brussouw, 7. Coetzee, 8. Alberts, 9. Pienaar, 10. Steyn, 11. Mvovu, 12. F. Steyn, 13. Hougaard, 14. JPP, 15. Lambie

    Brussouw purely on reputation, Morne in place of Goosen.
    If hougaard can play scrumhalf and wing, centre won’t be a problem.
    Matfield, Du Preez, Rossouw too old, Spies too kark. Bekker clearly injured.

    Wille le Roux and that fullback from Lions in the squad.

    Bench:
    Cilliers, Strauss, Bekker, Daniel, Eberson, Joe P, Aplon

  • 134.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-130:

    evidence…?

    to be fair he’s been recovering from a long-term injury… if he plays like he did on saturday… and there’s no reason to believe he can’t do so… he’ll give the ABs and Aus their money’s worth… imo…

    should get a good warm-up against the poms…

  • 135.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-82: eish boet dont act doff now, ur better then that,

    The Sharks recently thumped the Cheetahs and got a bonus point in Bloem , why wouldnt thet do it in Durban??

    the Sharks have 45 and can still get a possible 19?? how does that equate to AT BEST 62?? maths not your strong point huh?? 45+19= 64

  • 136.Te Rangatira: Reply to this comment

    The Stormers have looked pretty shakey the last three weeks, two scratchy wins against also ran sides, Cheetahs and Warratahs, then basically a never look like winning game against a on the rise Sharks side.
    Is the rot setting in for Stormers? They certainly are jaded and their gameplan of granite defence is slowly being chipped away.This weekends game against the Bulls may see that wall like D come crumbling down around them. Time for a contingency plan I think, coaches need to earn their salaries for this game.

  • 137.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-134: GM mate,

    i Got old Jeremy Fredericks here having Breakfast at the mo, he not happy with province right now lol

  • 138.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-126: :lol: katman classical

  • 139.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-117: You say fact as though you mean it? Here is my fact for the day: Lang-Oor Lambie is too slow to ever be a legendary 15. So where next do we ‘find’ a position for him because he ‘has’ to be on the field.

  • 140.mad eye: Reply to this comment

    Bekker is definately carrying a back injury and should never have played on Saturday,I was watching him in the warm up and he was already moaning and holding his back.
    Alistar Coetzee is a **** for playing him because that back injury could finish him.
    He has the potential to be the best lock ever,and he is being sacrificed,for another man’s ego.
    Stormer’s team management is abysmal,they have had an extra rest day than the Sharks a much easier tour and a the best draw in the competition,yet they are tired and depleted.
    Look at how Plumtree nursed Albert’s back into the side,that is team management.

  • 141.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @mad eye(mad eye)-140: mal ogie, maybe Bekker just aint in good form, yes he is a good lock , but all players go the form dips

  • 142.ufo: Reply to this comment

    kaplan to ref bulls/stormers…??

    @sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-137:

    hey bud…

    yeah… many stormers fans not happy this morning… :wink:

    i’m not unhappy with the players though… they played badly for sure… but ac needs to start coaching ‘clever’…

  • 143.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @coma(coma)-133: lions fullback? the one pocock flung around like a ragdoll?

    the guy is a carthorse, couldn’t get away from chasers with about a metre headstart. don’t know what everyone sees in this kid, he is nowhere.

  • 144.Provvas: Reply to this comment

    Firstly, congrats to the Sharks on a great game. They deserved to wein that one. I think the stormers were lucky to get a bonuspoint out of it. Hopefully they are not under any illusions that the game was close and that it serves as a wake up call.

    My take on the Game:

    The way Lambie could catch Gio Aplon after Apples clearly not even going to 4th gear is a concern for lambie as a 15.
    The stormers forwards looked tired and not interested in this game. Kitshoff has played every single game this year! AC need to start thinking of using resources better.
    The canandian did not help our cause at all.. he knocks from kick offs and is useless behind a scrum… had a big impact on the rest of the packs performance.

    Fleck need to be Fired!! No spark in a bok laden backline, and FFS Fleck coach the backline players to catch ball being kicked by both teams…. everytime a ball is kicked it is regathered by the other side.. almost always the stormers players stand and wait for someone else to gather and then just tackle…

  • 145.David: Reply to this comment

    @munkiboi(munkiboi)-119:
    I can think of many adjectives to describe Alberts, but class isn’t one that comes to mind. :lol:

  • 146.coma: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-143: I take it you are in agreement with the rest then?

  • 147.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @Sasuke(Sasuke)-129:

    will be interesting to see who HM picks for the loosies…

    alberts has certainly put his hand up though… so i expect him to be there… who will join him…? that’s a tough one… but reckon spies and coetzee or brussow as you say…

    hopefully spies at the bok training camp this week can shed some light…

  • 148.mad eye: Reply to this comment

    No he is injured,he hardly jumped and never pushed in the scrums thats why Brok tasted the inside if his ring,and Paul Tito’s red headed ******* ate mouth fulls of Kings park.
    I am a huge Bekker fan,that guy could win us the next world cup,but not if he is being played injured.
    He should miss the rest of the Super 15 and the Lions tests.

  • 149.Provvas: Reply to this comment

    should be lambie could NOT catch aplon…

  • 150.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    the stormers are n turno reverse

  • 151.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    in turbo reverse

  • 152.coma: Reply to this comment

    @Provvas(Provvas)-149: who would have caught aplon in that position?

  • 153.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-143: I saw another carthorse on the field Saturday.

  • 154.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-151: Turbo reversing, yet still on top of you. Is there a term for that?

  • 155.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    has alberts stopped missing tackles now?

  • 156.BreakdownBoy: Reply to this comment

    @>^..^< katman(katman)-75: Last I saw were number 2 on the log, while the katte are number 15, so I think you are more beaten then me boet, also we lost 2/12 games, we have won the most games (along with the Chiefs) so why would I be beaten by losing one game against a full strength Sharks outfit in Durban while my team has 4-5 injuries to top line players.

    At least I know that my team will be playing super rugby next year.

    P.S. People in glass houses…

  • 157.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-155:

    made 11 tackles missed none…

    not too shabby…

  • 158.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-124:

    I agree. But your starting 15 is more important than your bench (that’s why they start). Just ask the Boks in 2011. If the RIGHT players had started, that WC could have been pretty different.

    However, my bench would be: JDV,Joe Pieterson,AS,Kruger,Ginger,Spies,Stander.

  • 159.BreakdownBoy: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-117: Mhhmmm, yup, sure, whatever you say.

  • 160.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    Lambie is without a doubt more suited to 10 than 15 (physically).

    But his tactical awareness makes up for lack of all out pace when he play’s 15.

  • 161.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @Provvas(Provvas)-144: Clearly you only look with one eye, and that eye is half blind, nowhere am i saying Lambie is as fast as Aplon, there isnt one person i think with that gap that would have caught Aplon, Go relook at where Lamb ie starts from and where Aplon is?? dont be silly dude try looking at something fairly

    Your team although outplayed in every phacet of play still showed huge heart and fighting spirit, give credit where it’s due

  • 162.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    Maybe the future is Lambie at 10, and Goosen at 15.

  • 163.ufo: Reply to this comment

    i’m a big lambie fan… said way back that morne would be my short term no 10 and lambie and goosen would be my long term options…

    but i believe it will be a travesty if joe pietersen does not start at no 15 for the boks… he has been by far our best fullback all season… is safe under the highball, is intelligent, decisive and can counter-attack with devastating effect… and has an awesome boot to keep us in their half…

    heyneke said he would reward form… if he does not select joe i will be very disappointed in heyneke… won’t throw my toys of course… heyneke still has my full backing… but will be disappointed for sure…

  • 164.HongKongSlong: Reply to this comment

    James Haskell wont have a problem stopping Willem Alberts in his tracks. Its been noticeable how since he got suspended the Highlanders have lost their way a bit.

  • 165.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-157: not bad. he’ll have to be consistent from here onwards, seeing him up there at the top of the ‘missed tackles’ column isn’t great.

  • 166.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-160: He is not as slow as some are trying to make out though,

  • 167.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-134:
    if your point is he hasn’t played against them enough times to make such a statement then yes, agreed.
    i think he’s only faced nz, oz once each with a 2nd string nz in pe = win
    and he played in the 1/4 final loss to oz.

    but my point is i feel he’s too one dimensional for oz, nz but will subdue any other test nation we face. i hope he proves me wrong if selected.

    @sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-135:

    ummmmm…..ok..?…

    maths not your strong point..?..

    where the fark do you think you’ll pick up the extra point..?.

    against the bulls?

    *larf*

    i’ll give you the extra point against the cheetahs but this still leaves you with

    sharks:
    vs – lions away 5pts
    bye – 4pts
    vs – bulls home 4pts / maybe 1pt
    vs – cheetahs home 5pts /maybe 1pt

    best case 45 + 18 = 63
    worst case 45 + 11 = 56

  • 168.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-165:

    of course transformer man…

    but everything in context… and you’re well aware he’s been recovering from a shoulder injury…

    but yes i agree… he must produce consistently… as should the other 21 players privileged enough to be selected…

  • 169.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-167:

    that was my point…

    and yes… i hope he does prove you wrong… :wink:

  • 170.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    Fark, Life is Beautiful this week so far…

    Just remember Johnny-Come-Lately to Super Rugby, Christmas Tree Breezers… Sharks have always been the better team in the Southern Hemisphere’s premier comp right back when since its embryonic start in the 90′s.

    And since yesterday that universal Super Rugby truth continues…

    Player for Player
    Team for Team
    Supporter for Supporter
    Super History for Super History
    Cheerleader for Cheerleader…

    The Black and White Shark Dynamite are the undoubtedly the better team no matter which way you look at it….

    The Truth Will Set you Free…

    Free yourselves…

  • 171.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-163:

    I hate to say it, but I’m with you on this one. Lambie and Goosen are out 10′s for 2015 (and maybe only Lambie if Goosen can’t stay in injury free).

    I’ve never been a huge fan of Joe, but this season he looks very sharp. He would def’s be in my 22. How old is he?

  • 172.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-163: i could live wiht a 10 lambie, 15 Joe

    Joe runs into spaces well too, but i dont think he will be given a chance

  • 173.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-160: Lambie is nothing special at 15.

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-162: Future is Goosen at 10 and Andries Coetzee at 15

  • 174.willievz: Reply to this comment

    Frans Steyn still a very good option at 15 too.

    Certainly better than Kirchner, Daniller, Joe P or Lambie.

  • 175.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    There is no better Loose Forward Arsenal in the SA Conference… actually the whole damn SUper Rugger comp than at the Dynamite…

    Alberts… Scud
    Daniel… Guided Cruise Missile
    Coetzee… Wrecking Ball
    Kanko… Exocet
    Deysel… Tomahawk
    Botes… Stinger

    Bring it on mofos…

    RELENTLESS!!

  • 176.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-173: Goosen seems a bit fragile for 10 at the moment

  • 177.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @houston, we have a problem…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-167: When you advocate best possible points, it means just that, it does not mean the way you want to see it :wink:

  • 178.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-175: :lol: HG GEE GAS

  • 179.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-171:

    sheesh… didn’t know agreeing with me as such a terrible thing… :wink:

    yeah he has had a good season… and lambie will get his opportunities at 10… as will goosen if he stays fit…

    joe’s 28… so maybe a short-term plan… but no reason he can’t make the next world cup…

    IF he maintains this form…

  • 180.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-172:

    sadly bud, i have to agree with you… but will live in hope until he is not selected…

  • 181.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-174: Rumour has is a certain fellow flies into Durbs tomorrow :mrgreen:

  • 182.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @HongKongSlong(HongKongSlong)-164: um, hasCam was benching at the beginning of the season, i think the cheetahs game was his 3rd start of the comp, he was improving but not to the point of “stopping” alberts.

  • 183.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-163: Spot on. Lambie is either a 10 or a 15. He is not both. He is also NOT the best in either position in the country at the moment. However gifted he is – Meyer should not be pulling a Graham Henry 2007 and ‘making’ a place for Lambie just because he ‘reads the game’ well. He has deficiencies in 10play and 15 play, and the ‘gift’ he has will not hide these deficiencies. The Sharks either play him at 10 or 15 throughout and work on his weaknesses in the selected position = OR watch his light fade as the years march on (and that would be tragic)

  • 184.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-173:

    Hey make no mistake, I also think Lambie is 10 (and prob’s the best we have until Goosen’s return).

    Big call on Andries Coetzee. He certainly looks promising, but it’s way to to early to label him a future bok.

  • 185.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @sharks_lover(sharks_lover)-181: Who, Fransie?

  • 186.charo: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-180:

    may be i am biased but i think gio aplon is a better 15 than joe p.

    problem is, you cannot play both in the back three – poms would kick on them all day.

  • 187.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-173: nee man, daai andries coetzee is nowhere currently…really needs to shape up…hype around him is unjustified…

  • 188.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-183:

    I certainly think he is the best 10 in SA (Goosen will be our number 1, but he needs to sort out his shoulder, and properly this time).

    What do you site as Lambie’s major weaknesses at 10?

  • 189.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-184: I’ve seen enough of him. He look exceptional. Rather give me a guy who performs exceptionally in one season and play him in that season, than pick a guy who has been around for 5 years but has been average or mediocre for those 5 years.

    @charo(charo)-186: I won’t pick Aplon at 15, he doesn’t get distance with his kicks.

  • 190.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-183:

    agree… he has been messed around in terms of which positions he’s been selected to play… have been saying for a long time that sharks should play him at 10 and let him settle there…

    i believe he has the character and determination to work on his weaknesses and still be good enough to be the bok 10… rotating with goosen…

    it would indeed be tragic if he is allowed to fade into (relative) obscurity…

  • 191.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-187: Well he doesn’t exactly play for the most structured outfit in the world at the moment, now does he?

  • 192.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-183:

    I’m not worried about the switch when he plays for the Boks. From experience, I found it pretty easy to play fullback after playing flyhalf.

    So in terms of his career, I don’t think playing 10 for the Sharks and 15 for the Boks will be a problem.

    It’s the other way around that cause problems.

  • 193.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-189:

    He’s been good (Andries Coetzee), but hardly exceptional. But ja, let’s wait and see.

    Regarding Aplon; the guys gets 45-55m on most of his kicks. It’s Peter Grant who can’t get more than 40.

  • 194.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-185: yip

  • 195.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    Lambie is the best all round FH, attribute for attribute in the whole of SA…

    Gainline play – Grant probably comes closest
    Distribution – Steyn and Jantjies probably comeclosest
    Defence – No 10 comes close
    Speed – Second only to Goosen and level with Jantjies
    Line Breaks – Level with Goosen and Jantjies
    Territorial and Bomb kicking – Second to Steyn
    Drop kicking – Can improve
    Kicking for Poles – Second only to Steyn and level with Goosen… (Bullshit all you like about Grant’s credentials, the guy rarely kicks beyond 25m)

    BTW… In all attributes relevant to FB he is superior to every other FB in the country other than speed behind Aplon…

    Is this clear to you dumbfck doubters…?

  • 196.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-158:

    All 22 need to be your best and the coach needs to use them correctly… the difference between the Bulls and Chiefs this weekend was exactly that…

    22man 85min rugby…

    Your team is also too white.

  • 197.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @charo(charo)-186:

    why would you be biased bud…?

    tough one for me… i’m a huge aplon fan… argued on keo that he would be good enough for international rugby when most here said he was simply too small… think he has more heart than just about any player in south africa… pound for pound if other players put in as much as he does boks would be unbeatable…

    but he has been playing on the wing this season.. and joe has been the best 15 in south africa… this season… imo…

    so i believe the coach should reward form… or should not say he will…

  • 198.sharks_lover: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-188: BAd question, it is purely because Lambie is a Shark

  • 199.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-163:

    Glad he has made the squad this year at least…

  • 200.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-193: Aplon could not cut the mustart against Aus in Durban last year. He certainly is a threat from the back and a very courageous player, but not a test 15 in my book.

    I will start him at wing though, no problem.

  • 201.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-183: Should play him 15. To slow with ball out of hand at 10. similar to Frans Steyn. Settle him in at the back and watch the kid shine even futher.

  • 202.HongKongSlong: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-182: Alberts was good because the Sharks destroyed the Stormers at scrum time, so the team got great momentum and front foot ball. When England send the boks into turbo reverse, you’ll see how ineffectual he actually is. Players with brains as well as brawn will be required. Francoise Louw is the real answer for Meyer and the Boks, but he will be ignored.

  • 203.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    Had a look at f
    Frans Steyn at the weekend in the Top14 and was seriously not impressed with the dikgat.Rumour has it that he played a bit of rugby in France but practically lived in a boulangerie.Seriously,the oke can only kick a ball…far…..and nothing else.

  • 204.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-196:

    Good points. Can’t argue really.

    On the white issue: My team has Beast, Aplon, JP, and JDJ. I hear that ’4′ is the magic number. And all 4 of those guys deserve their spot!

  • 205.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-175:

    Mmmm, they are above average, but nothing to write home about imo.

    Remember that on Saturday they played as part of a team of which the tight forwards had the upper hand and against a team whose loose trio comprised of a hooker and 2 retreated locks.

    I think even a loose trio of you and me on the flanks and Skopskiet as no 8 might nearly have looked like rugby players if we had to play for the sharks on Saturday under those circumstances.

  • 206.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @bryce_in_oz(bryce_in_oz)-199:

    for sure… although it is still just a training squad…

    would love him to make the actual test squad…

  • 207.Icebreaker: Reply to this comment

    15. Kirchner 14.JP 13.Jean de V 12. Frans Steyn 11.Habana 10.Morne Steyn 9.Fourie duP (Capt) 8. Spies 7. Marcell Coetzee 6. Brussouw 5 Bekker 4. ALBERTS 3.Jannie Dup 2. Bissie 1. Beast 16. Hougaard 17.Lambie 18.Gio
    19. Deysel 20. Etsebeth 21. Pat Cilliers 22. Chilliboy Thats it Sportsfans !!!

  • 208.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-200: Yep, he would be my starting 11 for sure!

  • 209.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    Great centres come in pairs and I reckon Whitehead and Jordaan as a pairing are rapidly establishing themselves as a whole greater than the sum of their parts… I reckon after the business end of Super rugby is concluded, Whitehead and Jordaan could very well have established themselves as one of the best combos in this competition… The only combo I can see being slightly superior the way the Dynamite Duo are playing are the Chiefs midfield marauders Sunni Bill and Kahui…. But only slightly… For now.

  • 210.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-188: If Lambie wants to play 10 for the Boks he will need to start ‘outbooting’ Morne in all facets of ‘kicking flyhalf’ play.(This is the way the Boks roll – sad but true. A kicking flyhalf is always going to be preferred – especially with Meyer at the helm) Lambie is far better than Morne in general play, distribution, defence, attacking and breaking the gain line, spatial awareness etc etc etc etc etc etc, but that will never get him a No 1 starting spot in this country. You see the way Goosen has already overtaken Lambie as the next Bok flyhalf in the eyes of many? Why? – mostly because of the BOOT….(although thankfully, Goosen has much more to him than just the boot)

  • 211.FFF: Reply to this comment

    WOW………the black South Easter must be blowing all kind of sour on the grapes in the western cape today

  • 212.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @Icebreaker(Icebreaker)-207:

    Zane will never be a first choice Bok, he’s just not good enought.

    Habana is miles behind Aplon on form (not to mention pace).

    Alberts at 4 in place of Etsebeth??? Never.

    Deysel??????????

  • 213.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-209: Hell HG that is far fetched to say the least. Best in comp barring the Chiefs?……You shooting way to high my friend

  • 214.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-201: Do you think he has the speed needed to be an international fullback? He is a young lad, and should be at his quickest now…he is only going to get slower. He would not let any Bok team down, but the LEGENDARY 15′s of the game all have one thing in common – blistering pace.

  • 215.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    HG
    did i not predict the chassisbender scrums?

  • 216.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-210:

    Lambie has a better kicking % than Morne, and still has many years to improve his general kicking game. Morne was a very average kicker when he was 20.

    But yeah, I see your point about the Bok gameplan. Bottom line, if Goosen get’s and stays fit, we need not debate ever again :)

  • 217.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-209: I will take my dose of STFU, if you take your dose of reality?

  • 218.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    Goosen is the future of Bok rugby.He is way better than Lambie in all facets of flyhalf play.Lambie should be ok as an understudy to Goosen in years to come.

  • 219.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim(Robzim)-205: Horses for courses… If you dont have the Perd then you cant run the race no matter what excuse you bring to the table….

    Elstadt has been portrayed by the hormonal Breezer Hype as Juan Smith times two… your “mastercoach” AC searched high and low for the Canadian 8 who he reckons is your Storming answer and your farken fcked up arrogance of playing Fourie at 6 is no fault of the Sharks and their clear superiority no matter which way you look at it…

    The fact that your Breezers are dropping like flies after racing out the blocks while the Sharks are now hitting their stride indicates a distinct lack of ballas and misjudgement….

    To think that your fckedup coaching team firstly even dared to put a hooker on against the best loosie arsenal on the planet, and bookies installed your overhyped team as favourites on Sat shows how much SA rugby supporters (generally not know for their insight past the last game) actually bought into the bullshit hype…

  • 220.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-216: Goosen (sad to say) seems physically fragile. Hope I am wrong, because he really does have a massive bag of tricks, and could tick all the boxes. (Then again, I don’t see much changing from a Bok 10 perspective for the next 4 years – bar an injury to the flyhalf who never gets injured)

  • 221.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-215: Yes you did Fernus… and it was a beautiful sight… However none of us predicted how farken strong THE Beast actually is…

    Let Bresler Fly… pull him back over the shoulders and place him feet first, all the while getting hit by Breezer chasers…

    WHO DA MAN?

    THE BEAST… LEGEND IN HIS OWN TIME… A SHARK FOREVER!

  • 222.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-217: Fuckrightoff hairdresser… Dont touch me…

    Who the fark are you?

  • 223.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    Lambie might be one of those unfortunate in-between players.He is good at ten but not the greatest(Goosen).He is good at 15 but due to his lack of pace he will never go down as a great 15 compared to legends like Blanco etc etc .

  • 224.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment

    UFO.Hello pal.
    Time for me to stop basking in reflected glory of my team,and to get on with life
    in the real world.
    Have a good week and good luck to your team.
    Regards

  • 225.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-191: we could say the same about taute but his class was never in doubt at 15 even for the “unstructured” lions, andries coetzee is nowhere near bok potential imo.

    did you see how he was flung around by pocock? he showed no pace whatsoever when he was put ino space…

  • 226.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    hg
    only beast has the power to do that
    stormers were flung around like rag dolls

  • 227.AssassinWP: Reply to this comment

    Considering he played against the Stormers 5th & 6th choice flankers an a out of position hooker his performance was outstanding….he will be playing the Powderpuff Lions this weekand so I’m sure he’ll have another monster game!!!!

  • 228.charo: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-197:

    i’m biased because i think aplon is the bravest little oke i’ve ever seen

  • 229.The Beast: Reply to this comment

    My bok team for now.
    Beast
    Bissie
    Jannie
    Eben
    Bekker
    Brussouw
    Alberts
    Spies
    Du preez. [c] Hm’s choice
    Steyn
    Mvovo
    Steyn
    Whitehead
    JP
    Aplon
    Strauss
    Coenie
    Wp nel
    Juandre kruger
    Marcel
    Hougaard
    Lambie

  • 230.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-219 Does a token win once every 12 months over the Bulls or Stormers REALLY mean that much to Sharks fans? Cos you lot sure as Sherlock have been satisfied with this for a while now? You don’t want MORE? Like a semi-final?

  • 231.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE(KWAGGA ROBERTSE)-213: Did you see… “Could very well be”… But nevertheless they are at least on par at the moment with any combo in SA… And they improve every game they play together….

    Its all about trajectory and theirs is very steep…

  • 232.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-226: I reckon Etsebeth saw that and then decided from that moment on he is still a laaitie and got much to learn…. See how Jannie DuP schooled the Jinja Ninja? :lol:

  • 233.FFF: Reply to this comment

    @stormerforlife1(stormerforlife1)-223:
    OK since we on the subject of lack of pace lets talk about Vermulen……I Bet Kobus Wiese (currently) has more pace then him

  • 234.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @HongKongSlong(HongKongSlong)-202: england send boks into “turbo reverse”, with what scrum?

    last year, sharks scrum was nowhere – got decimated by saders – but alberts was a juggernaut, last time we played in europe no body could stand up to alberts – scored in 3 tries in 3 matches. haskell has done well and shown great skill & talent to match wits with sh loosies, but hey let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

  • 235.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-230: Semi finals are coming soon the Sharks way the way they are playing and improving week by week…

    Be in no doubt my little ignorant hairstylist…. Be in no doubt…

  • 236.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-222: A more intelligent and enlightened version of you, that’s who.

  • 237.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-219:

    You do have some point- playing Fourie as hooker was unbelievably dumb while I also agree that Elstadt is overrated as a FLANK- he just does not have the speed or even the ball skills. He might make it as an international no 4 lock in the Brad Thorne mould.

    Re the misjudgement….. look, the stormers need a break, who knows what will happen after the England series- it is also possible that your team has peaked too soon- lots of rugby still needs to be played.

    I reckon the Crusaders will eventually win this competition. They have through the years proved to be the masters of “peaking at the right time”.

  • 238.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @stormerforlife1(stormerforlife1)-223: forget Blanco, did you see Mils cut up the Poms gister…a thing of beauty.

  • 239.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @ryecatcher(ryecatcher)-224:

    hey rye…

    nothing wrong with enjoying an excellent win…

    expect the sharks to have another this weekend too… good luck to them…

    should be another tough day at the office for my team though… they’re gonna have to dig really deep to be in contention against the bulls…

    @charo(charo)-228:

    oh i see… good that we agree on that…!! :lol:

  • 240.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @ryecatcher(ryecatcher)-224: Lol… Dont be too nasty to the Foofighter… The soppy farker does tend to get a bit romantic about these things but generally is okay… (Other than the odd BeeGee eulogy or two… But he cant help it as a proper died-in-the-wool Stormer fan) :wink:

  • 241.The Beast: Reply to this comment

    Who would you guys suggest at 13 for boks?No one really standing out.

  • 242.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @FFF(FFF)-233: Ideal for the Boks gameplan, just as Heyneke Meyer has said. He would have been the 1st loosie on Meyers team-sheet. All the Duane Vermeulen critics should only look at one thing before bashing the man: The Stormers WITH Duane, and The Stormers WITHOUT Duane. Such is his value. Fortunately those that are actually involved with Bok rugby DO see what you DON’T.

  • 243.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-221: Seriously bud?If you really believe that **** that you have just typed i believe that you are even far gone in the mental stakes than what I suspected all of this time.I believe most people gave the Stormers chasers credit for tackling in what could have been a serious situation if they had.You need a serious dose of reality mate or psychological help.

  • 244.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-236: Cant be possible… Now back to those crewcuts, and one two purple hair rinses…. You talking too much sh.yte in your breaks….

  • 245.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @stormerforlife1(stormerforlife1)-243: Not tackling

  • 246.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim(Robzim)-237: I dunno, I reckon Chiefs are the team to beat… But Sharks and Bulls aint too far off… Sharks now have lifted themselves a few levels above the last time they met…

  • 247.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    bressler only weighs 112kg…

  • 248.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-204:

    I missed JDJ…

    Lol… I thought the ‘number’ was 5 with 3 starting… ludicrous we’re even having this conversation…

    Oh yeah I’d take Coenie and then Greyling before Kitschoff …

  • 249.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    paul tito’s lovechild was owned by bissy

  • 250.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim(Robzim)-237: A team needs to peak twice in a Superugby season. Once is not enough. (Except that freakish Crusader team who went unbeaten the entire season). A few teams are in for a rude awakening across all conferences once the Test period is over. Certain franchises might be sitting with more than one problem – depending on what franchise the most Boks, Wallabies and AB’s are selected from. A team like the Brumbies might be ready to kick on a massive way, whilst a team like the Saders might have a few problems. The Bulls might be all Bokked out, and the Sharks or Stormers might have an injured Bok or 2 to deal with. Sharks players who are fringe Boks/bench Boks or not Boks will have a 4 week lay off including their bye week – good or bad? There are many pages left to be written………so I’m not sure why some people are heralding their teams title hopes just yet.

  • 251.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @stormerforlife1(stormerforlife1)-243: What…? Beast is not the man after what he did…? and lets be CLEAR… Not once… But TWICE!!!

    If Kitshoff managed to do that with Aplon you would be pulling you Breezing little wire non stop in hormonal hype man…

    Two words…

    BEAST LEGEND…

    PS… You can translate that in Bergietaal or whatever language you happen to speak as Fark Right Off if you even think otherwise…

  • 252.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-238: I saw a bit of the game and have to say that Mills was absolutely brilliant.

  • 253.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment

    Hong Kong Slong @ 202.Francoise is a nice girls name.Think Hardie.
    Drop the E please..
    Do not have facility to do “Smilies”

    Regards

  • 254.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-244: Very possible. I am, what you COULD have been, had nature and nurture been kinder to you.

  • 255.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-240:

    hehehe

    you may have died-in-the-woolen-embrace-of-your-latest-sheep supporter…

    but i remain a true dyed-in-the-wool wp supporter… :lol:

    maybe one day when you grow up you too could be a true dyed-in-the-wool supporter… :wink:

  • 256.cane: Reply to this comment

    @charo(charo)-228:

    Gio’s 2nd try was the 2nd best of the weekend. (Yes I know but WTF).
    Best try goes to the Cheetahs Hooker, a 65 metre sideline dash by the short fat fccker.

  • 257.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-255: Lol… You might be a soppy died-in-the-wool Breezer… But a True Blue Breezer you are… No fairweather Breeze, thats for sure, and thats why I am absolutely certain a part of you dyed on Sat when the Dynamite blew Storming dreams apart :wink:

  • 258.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-250:

    Good post – Far too many variables to make calls with any real confidence.

  • 259.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    i must say these kiwis has lost some gees since poppa had another breakdown and have been mia

  • 260.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-254: Yeah, I suppose life could have made me an autistic Hairdresser… That would have been limp wristedly easy… But it didn’t… It made me a Shark forever… Only one of the Best, my boy….

    I know you find it difficult to accept, but accept it you will in time…

    Now open up wide….

  • 261.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-251 Point proven as per my previous post.I just pointed out to you the error of your way in saying that Beast got pounded by Stormers chasers while holding Bressler up like that and your response is to foam at the mouth like a crazed dog.I see that i am wasting my time with you.It’s like trying to convince a chimp that he is just a chimp and not a human being.

  • 262.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    Indeed poor UFO.

    Somwthing touched him deep inside the day the breezers died.

  • 263.wpstormerbok: Reply to this comment

    @cane(cane)-256:

    I think the final try in the Chiefs/Bulls game set up by SBW was also a beauty.

  • 264.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @stormerforlife1(stormerforlife1)-261: Chap I have seen many, many Chimps who think they are yumanbeens…. I just looks at wot is in Newlands when the Breezers play there… You understand because I might actually be describing you… You know the type – those diehards in Saders or Canes jerseys, who spit at the Blizboks and boo the Boks…

    :Breezerbumchumsmiley:

  • 265.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-251:

    Lol, it won’t be necessary for any Stormer to hold Aplon up like that. He can fly. Just ask Patrick L.

  • 266.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-219: Good god woman, does your hysteria know no bounds? You are an embarrassment to highly struck primadonnas everywhere.

  • 267.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-257:

    yip… a dyed-in-the-wool supporter doesn’t change his stripes…

    was not pleasant to watch us get out-muscled and out-played… but was pleased that we stuck to it and played for the full 80… but again… no doubt which team deserved the win…

    but not at all upset… said before the game i expected the sharks to win it… and wast just politicking… we had to lose again sooner or later… and the sharks were really pumped up… fired on all cylinders…

    stormers do really need to dig deep this week and this weekend against the bulls who are going to be snorting and firing on all cylinders after 2 defeats… so another tough game ahead for us…

    but the season still has a ways to go…

    if we can hang on somehow till duane and schalk are back… gonna be a whole different ball game… stormers still have not fired on all cylinders… so if anyone believes we have peaked…? save a little humble pie in the freezer… :lol:

    then things really will get interesting…

  • 268.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-262:

    hehehe…

    that’s the last time i let you sit next to me…!! :lol:

    and you didn’t even wear a rubber glove…!!

  • 269.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    Snaaks UFO.

  • 270.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-267: BTW when is Duane expected back

  • 271.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-262:
    Oh, and there we were all in one place
    A generation in Kings Park space
    With no time left to start again
    So come on Gio be nimble, Gio be quick
    A Breezer sat on a candlestick
    Cause fire is the Sharks only friend
    And as I watched them on the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage
    No Breezer born in Hell
    Could break that Shark spell
    And as the flames climbed high into the night
    To light the sacrificial rite
    I saw Beast laughing with delight
    The day the Stormers died
    He was singin’….

    Bye Bye Miss Brokeback Pie…

  • 272.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @the artist formerly known as gunther(gunther)-269:

    :wink:

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-270:

    not sure mate… talk is after the break… schalk for the first game duane the second… neither soon enough though…

  • 273.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-260: That was a poor comeback……You leave me feeling disappointed somehow…. (Guess you get that a lot as well) Anyhow, that’s the way you roll I take it, in rugby, in love and in life. Promising much….delivering little – much like your beloved Sharks.

  • 274.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @stormer in a teacup(stormer in a teacup)-266: This aint no highly strung primadonna… This is a hopping, strutting, I told you so Shark BantamCock… Be in no doubt

  • 275.FFF: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-242:

    OH so the stormers without Vermulen has nothing to do with the DHL stormers imploding from a one dimensional pragmatic approach that is surely taking its toll on the player personnel, a team can only enjoy aggressive defending for so…..then i will become tedious and taxing mentally and physically…..(just look at the injury list)

    So no Vermulen is still overrated in comparison to the rest of the SA lose FWD stock

  • 276.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim(Robzim)-265: Hehe… Fred did well to put him space with a 10meter start… He thought Lambieghini would show who’s who in the zoo, but Fred misjudged… Next time a 5m headstart for the midget and then we see…

  • 277.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @FFF(FFF)-275: Well what you say there is exactly why you are posting comments on this website, and Heyneke/Rassie and co are coaching the Boks.

  • 278.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-267: Yup, it aint over ’til its over… But since I have been spreading the Shark gospel for weeks now while admittedly some real fairweather excuses for Sharks fans were talking “Dumbtree” and slating Daniel as “a ***** Cappie”, humble pie can wait… For now. :wink:

  • 279.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-273: Ahem… Gargle?

  • 280.wpstormerbok: Reply to this comment

    No excuses, Sharks have been improving and we haven’t and out of all the SA teams they’re best positioned for a late charge for pole position in SA Conference.

    I for one thought that by now our backline would be a well drilled unit but AC & especially Fleck must give some answers as to why the tries aren’t coming as they can’t justify the lack of a decent attack on ”we got the 4 points.”

  • 281.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-264: Is that the best you can come up bud?You are a real wanker of note.

  • 282.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-250:

    Yeah, it is crazy.

    Coenie looks good, plus he can play both sides of the scrum. Plus he’s a monster with ball in hand. I won’t pretend to know the in’s and out’s of scrum time though.

  • 283.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    Am out for now…

    Will be back to Spread the Word…

    The Gospel According to the Sharks

    Book of Daniel
    Book of Bismarck
    Book of Patrick

    And finally the

    Book of Beast…

    Otherwise known as Revelation…

  • 284.FFF: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-277:

    No what i am saying is Rassie should be coaching the Oakland Raiders in the NFL and……..What the hell are you talking about god dammit, do it just f kking do it already……Dog food ***** man

  • 285.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    I bet the Stormers wish they had a few more bonus points.

    The bonus points, more than anything, allow you to slip up every now and again. I can’t believe Fleck still has a job.

    They still in poll position, but one more loss and there’s trouble.

  • 286.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-274: A bantamcock? That’s a tinylittecock, right?

  • 287.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-271: There is no way in hell you are a straight man. You tell me in a previous post that life could have made you limp wristed, but that it made you a Shark instead – I believed that, until this post…….. You have the time, the energy and more sadly, the DESIRE to replace the lyrics of a song with your own Ra-Ra words? Ok, time to wipe the tears from eyes, tone down the laughter, and get on with some work. Tata. XXXX CT hugs.
    (For all your talk of Cape Homosexuality – I have yet to see any Cape fan round here do anything as pink as this….a frikkin song, with your own lyrics……dahlingggggggg)

  • 288.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @FFF(FFF)-284: Why do I upset you so much? xxxxxx CT kisses.

  • 289.wpstormerbok: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-285:

    Believe me us Stormers really do wish we had more Bonus Points.

  • 290.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-282: I was not aware that Coenie could handle tight head – that would make him a useful replacement on the Bok bench

  • 291.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation(Transformation)-225: Taute makes a lot of elementary mistakes from the back and does not display the counterattack I would like to see from a “running” 15.

    Andries does.

    But I can see you will not be sold on this ;)

  • 292.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @wpstormerbok(wpstormerbok)-280:

    Yeah, it’s going to be tough for the Stormers. I can see a few Stormers wearing blue (or pink) when the Bulls play the Sharks (assuming the Bulls beat the Stormers next week).

  • 293.FFF: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-288:

    FFFFFF$^%^%^%*%*%*&%%^$£$@@@@$£$&^%^&!!!!!!!!!!!

    ……………….K, im all better now

  • 294.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-290:

    I think Naka’s long term plan with Coenie is to make him a full time tighthead.

  • 295.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment

    The Artist @ 262

    HG 271

    And the good ol,boys were drinking whisky & Rye.Singing Bye.bye etc.

  • 296.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    Well at least the Stormers ended their bonus point drought on Saturday.

  • 297.CenturionShark : Reply to this comment

    I can say one thing, when the Saders play the Chiefs, I’ll be in red and black!!!

    The Chiefs need to lose one game to allow one of our guys back into the race for the number 1 spot.

  • 298.bryce_in_oz: Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-290:

    Particularly with De Villiers there to help him…

  • 299.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-292: The classless nature of Sharks supporters like Hg,Woody and Gws would probably drive us to support the Bulls irrespective of winning or losing on Saturday.

  • 300.RWC'11 was fixed: Reply to this comment

    15. Lambie
    14. JP
    13. JdV
    12. F Steyn
    11. Habana
    10. M Steyn (Goose when fit)
    9. FduP (c)
    8. K Daniel (look at Schalk or Vermeelen when fit)
    7. Alberts
    6. M Coetzee (Schalk when fit)
    5. J Kruger (Bekker when fit)
    4. Etsebeth
    3. Jannie (Give Coennie more time at TH)
    2. Bismark
    1. Beast

    Coennie
    Strauss
    Bekker
    Flip
    Broussow
    Hougard
    Aplon
    (Lambie can cover 10 and JP 13)

    Fringe players
    Joe Pieterson
    J Taute
    Whitehead
    Kitsoff is still too young
    CJ Stander
    Mvovo

    To come back from injury
    Burger
    Duan Vemeerlen
    Bekker is not right at the moment
    Goosen

    Look at Spies on the wing, he is no loose forward
    Looking thin at 9 after FdP and FH
    Looking thin at TH as usual (need to convert Coennie – Os must stop making all THs LHs – Marcel van der Merwe is another Os moved from TH to LH!!!)

  • 301.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    Indeed Mr Salinger.

    Met eish.

  • 302.RWC'11 was fixed: Reply to this comment

    15. Lambie
    14. JP
    13. JdV
    12. F Steyn
    11. Habana
    10. M Steyn (Goose when fit)
    9. FduP (c)
    8. K Daniel (look at Schalk or Vermeelen when fit)
    7. Alberts
    6. M Coetzee (Schalk when fit)
    5. J Kruger (Bekker when fit)
    4. Etsebeth
    3. Jannie (Give Coennie more time at TH)
    2. Bismark
    1. Beast
    Coennie
    Strauss
    Bekker
    Flip
    Broussow
    Hougard
    Aplon
    (Lambie can cover 10 and JP 13)
    Fringe players
    Joe Pieterson
    J Taute
    Whitehead
    Kitsoff is still too young
    CJ Stander
    Mvovo
    To come back from injury
    Burger
    Duan Vemeerlen
    Bekker is not right at the moment
    Goosen
    Look at Spies on the wing, he is no loose forward
    Looking thin at 9 after FdP and FH
    Looking thin at TH as usual (need to convert Coennie – Os must stop making all THs LHs – Marcel van der Merwe is another Os moved from TH to LH!!!)

  • 303.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-291: i will watch him again against the guppys this week.

  • 304.ufo: Reply to this comment

    good to see so many stormers supporters manning up and facing the music (literally) on keo after a lousy loss…

    kudos to you all my stormers mates…!!

  • 305.stormer in a teacup: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-304: Eh. Win or lose the same old tosh gets flung about by all sides. It’s like when you play. You’d rather pitch up and lose than not pitch at all.

  • 306.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @stormer in a teacup(stormer in a teacup)-305:

    you need to qualify that with ‘the same old tosh gets flung by those who bother to pitch up after their side loses…’

    anyway… just an observation…

  • 307.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-304: Yeah,you certainly won’t see us going for sabbaticals to France or barricading ourselves in on klienhoewes in the Eastern Cape. :D

  • 308.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @RWC’11 was fixed(richardmarais)-302: Coetzee is a blindside / number 8 doing a decent job at openside at S15 level. I would still have Brussouw ahead of him at 6 at test level

    I would be tempted to try 6. Brussouw, 7. Alberts, 8. Daniel with Coetzee on the bench, or even 6. Brussouw, 7. Alberts, 8. Coetzee with Daniel on the bench

    It will most likely be 6. Brussouw, 7. Alberts, 8. Spies with Coetzee on the bench

  • 309.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @stormerforlife1(stormerforlife1)-307:

    :lol:

  • 310.stormerforlife1: Reply to this comment

    @ufo(ufo)-306: Just spare a thought for the oke with the RW’11 nick.If memory serves me right we are now well into 2012.Just wonder if he intents to carry it through to 2015. :D

  • 311.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment

    ARTIST @ 301. Note the admiring capitals in the greeting. Well done .Clever and seriously funny at the same time.A rare combination.
    Thought I was safe.
    I read the other day that it was rated in the top 20 works of fiction of all time..Not so
    sure.Enjoyed it thoroughly as an angry,pimply teenager.
    Do not think it has travelled that well.
    Kind regards.
    Not so sure.I you are an
    same time.

  • 312.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment

    THE ARTIST.The comment re:clever?funny applied to you.Not JD

  • 313.houston, we have a problem...: Reply to this comment

    a hard rain’s gonna fall
    at the end of it all….

  • 314.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-251:

    Come on people, let’s be honest about BEAST’s “benchpressing” exploits, as SS put it.
    A foward should easily hold up his own body weight above his head in a powerclean and jerk motion, especially easy with extended arms.

    There was nothing impressive about Beast holding up Bresler.
    BJ Botha did that with Albert vd Berg in 2007 against England, and it was more impressive since Albert rocked much further back, and BJ responded with more power.

    Come on guys, really?

  • 315.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    and in case people didn’t understand that, or TL;DR-
    BJ is Beast se baas, mkay.

  • 316.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-314: Except Albert weighed around 100kg and Bresler around the 116kg mark if Supersport stats to be believed

  • 317.RWC'11 was fixed: Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-308: Agree Brussouw is quality, but the way rugby is being reffed this year, it does not suit a a specialist open sider. That’s where K Daniel has the advantage over Brossouw I think, he is more of an all-rounder.

  • 318.the artist formerly known as gunther: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-314:

    Albert vd Berg weighed as much as a three pack of Durex.

    The sharks backs used to bench press him.

    @ryecatcher(ryecatcher)-311:

    :lol:

    All teenagers are angry and pimply.

    Some are even sexually confused.

    Just look at Stormerforhiswife.

  • 319.mshiniwami: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-314:

    Hahahaha yeah right, Botha is half the athlete Beast is.Mtawarira did it 2/3 times and whichever you look at it its impressive.Period.

    Tell u one thing,im yet to see anything remotely as impressive from likes of Kruger,Greyling,Kirsten etc

  • 320.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-314: The new colour of envy Pink and not Green, huh….?

    Jealousy gets you nowhere…

    Beast makes other looseheads look tame. Simple

  • 321.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    LOL

    people relax, and Albert vd Berg was listed as 114 Kgs too
    BJ holds the benchpressing record at the Boks I believe, besides, Beast is very mobile, former flank, I like the guy a lot, but BJ will crush him one-on-one

  • 322.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @ryecatcher(ryecatcher)-295: Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die
    This’ll be the day that I die…

  • 323.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-321: Ahem… Ja… Beast is nie Bees nie, cuzzie…

  • 324.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @mshiniwami(mshiniwami)-319:

    It wasnt impressive at all, these guys C&J more than 120Kg.

  • 325.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @mshiniwami(mshiniwami)-319:

    …or, maybe impressive that a Mr. Price broekie held up…

  • 326.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-323:

    heh?

  • 327.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    the sharks are gaining momentum at the right time

  • 328.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-326: Just translating for you… Maybe you confused slightly… Maybe you could be talking about a whole different Bees altogether…

    Let me be explicit… Beast Mtawarira is not Bees Roux… Maybe thats who you thinking about when you talking about a tighthead getting the better of a Beast.

    It actually cant be Beast the Legend, see?

    Just helping you out….

  • 329.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-327: I find it amazing that people wrote them off mid-season.

  • 330.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-325: Could actually be a very good ad for whoever manufactures the Sharks kit. Instead of Beast pushing disposable razors, imagine him saying “when I lock press, I prefer Mr Price shorts”

  • 331.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    willie this is the business end of the comp
    depth is very crucial now

  • 332.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-328:

    ;)
    Then let him do something legendary instead of just picking up a 116Kg weight for a few seconds.

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-330:
    Hah, good point.
    “I dont always shoulder press locks, but when I do I make sure it causes a local sensation”.
    Corny enough? :P

  • 333.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    Bresler and THE Beast…. Atlas shrugged…

  • 334.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-332: Done already… Raging Bull tamed and long, distinguished career destroyed… by THE Beast.

  • 335.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    hg
    these stormer supporters dont understand the dynamic

  • 336.Atlas: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-333:
    No I didn’t

  • 337.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    Anyways the Sharks supporters are on a high I can see.
    A win over a strong opponent for a change. How does it feel?

    Yep, us Bulls supporters get that every weekend just about. Our endorphin receptors are a bit blocked up, suffering a loss this weekend was cruicial for our mental health.
    Don’t wanna be chasing the dragon, but giving the Sharks the upcoming pomping in their fishtank will be enough.

  • 338.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-335: Naah Fernus, the dynamic has popped… Exploded by Black and White Dynamite…

  • 339.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Atlas(Atlas)-336: Atlas Shrugged…Google it… Stuff of legends…

    Like Beast.

  • 340.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-337: I guess two losses in a row really opens up those receptors

  • 341.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    the stormers front row popped plenty aswell.

  • 342.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    Pfft, Breslertjie is a mere 112Kgs they say, even lighter than Albert vd Berg when BJ lifted him like that for a restart in 2007.

    Somebody please get that 2007 video in here so that the kids can see real strength from BJ, please.

  • 343.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-340:

    Broodnodig ou tjom.

  • 344.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-337: “giving the Sharks the upcoming pomping in their fishtank will be enough.”… Lol… Them Pienk Koei “heroes” going to come get some too… Watch.

    Then we see what THE Beast does… Maybe a 20m dash around Meisiekind the “brave” carrying Juandre Kruger, who has the ball, in the perpendicular and diving for the tryline while ripping the ball in mid air…

    Considering Saturday and the renown “toughness” of Timotei, this is entirely possible if not probable…

  • 345.Bokhoring: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-342: You do realize it is really weird for a Bulls supporter to be arguing with Sharks over the relative exploits of 2 Sharks props (and 2 Sharks locks)

  • 346.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-342: Of course BJ is strong… He was a Shark and once a Shark, always a Shark, Sharks Forever and all that…

    But THE Beast… MAN ALONE.

  • 347.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-344:

    Woah there, Charles Dickens, may as well not even go see the game now.
    Riveting tale old chap :P

  • 348.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    hg
    the sharks are going to give the bulls aproper taste aswell.

  • 349.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Bokhoring(Bokhoring)-345:

    Just pointing out to the fanboys how non-impressive this “lockpressing” was.

  • 350.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-348:

    Pgh, by that time THE Warmongrel will be back and bloodthirsty.

  • 351.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-347: Of course I want to see the game… I want to see Pain and dreams of superiority die… on hallowed Kings Park turf… Again… Like on Saturday.

    Pienk Drome Dynamited by Black and White….

    BOOM!

  • 352.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    who is this warmongrel?

  • 353.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game(Heavens Game)-351:

    siestog….”boom”

    ophou daai boom rook ou seun :P

  • 354.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-348: Yeah… a real good Chiliboy up their collective Greylings…

  • 355.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19(Fern)-352:

    The one and only, Stegmann.
    Played with a broken arm until the team doc took him off, and still dove in under the rucks.
    I recall Gurthro playing with a broken arm in 2010, and he pussyfooted around th erucks and tackles.
    Few men wouldve continued like Steggies did.

  • 356.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @willievz(willievz)-329: i don’t recall them being written off at all, they were called for under-performing….totally different.

  • 357.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    Cheers manne, sien later.
    HG behave yourself now, niks meer aaptwak vir jou nie.
    ;)

  • 358.>^..^< katman: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-342: I hope for your sake Stegman doesn’t read keo. Because he won’t be too pleased with all this manlove for BJ.

  • 359.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-355: Stegmann…? Lol… Dont make me larf so farken hard, man :lol:

    Neon Deon is about as tough as Timotei on a bad hair day…

    Steggman…FarkLOL

  • 360.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-357: Cheers… Wait and see what BOOM I’m talking about come the King Park destiny for the Pienk… Raait?

  • 361.Fern is not a stud,he is merely no19: Reply to this comment

    stegman
    bwhahaha

  • 362.stew: Reply to this comment

    @CenturionShark (aka LondonShark)(londonshark)-297: Buddy – the Saders will be gunning now for the no 1 spot – we have 3 home easy games and the Chiefs away – title is our s mother *******

  • 363.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    Why what do we have here? The Guppies are out in full force with their head cheerleader HG leading from the front with nipples all pointy and cameltoe exposed! It seems that the whole Sharks team should be in the Bok squad laugh-out-farking loud! What will the excuses be once they can only play and hope for a miracle wildcard? That their poor injury ravaged squad at the beginning of the season caused this? At least they’ll have a convenient excuse………….as they again won’t make the playoffs this year.

    Pray for a miracle boys, on your knees with hands together and eyes closed. Pray as hard as you can……………as you have done for the last couple of years to no avail! :)

  • 364.Eekay: Reply to this comment

    If they don’t use Alberts they need there heads read

  • 365.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    Fern I see that you’re in the habit of talking to yourself, are you, cos it sure seems that no one’s listening to your irrelevant one liners.

  • 366.stew: Reply to this comment

    Watchin the highlights of the game on Sat – that canadian 8th man for the Stormers is shockin in defence – look at the hole he left for Kanko

  • 367.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    Beast will again be exposed when he packs down for the Boks for scrumming inward – minimal bind and yes- he’ll give away penalties too. Alberts must be conditioned or else he’s as useful as a bar of soap. We need a strong SB tight 5 to ensure he has go forward – without go forward he will be ineffective. Lambie my Bok 15.

  • 368.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    366 @ Stew

    Jebb is even more hopeless than Spies!

  • 369.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Pee Wee(Pee Wee)-363:

    Oh my, are you saying that HG is a girl?
    I shall send her a friend request, maybe she will go out with me.
    And here I was thinking she was a bro. There’s been a breach in the brocode.

    I was going to say to HG that we’ve been talking sterretjiesterretjiesterretjie here since 2009 or whatever, building quite an innings.
    I should have a dop with HG and put my money where my mouth is and put my fist where his mouth is, but it seems that in the light of this new information I may need to substitute my fist for something else. :mrgreen:

    Anyways, Herman, looking at the rest of the fixtures I would rather worry about the WP praying for a wildcard if I were you.

    I do agree that Alberts needs conditioning and Beast is a bit..well..yeah.

  • 370.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    369 @ Agile

    Nah even if Stormers lose to Bulls they have an easier run in after the break. The Bulls have to play the Sharks and Stormers coming off two physical games in NZ.

    HG loves CPT, especially a certain club in Green Point. He’ll be at Kings Park as he had word that the Bulls will be playing in pink. Pink makes him all fuzzy. Think he has a thing for black guys though. Beast makes him soil his undies.

  • 371.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Pee Wee(Pee Wee)-370:

    The Stormers barely survived the Cheetahs at NL, they’re going down at Bloem boet, Bokke are gonna disrupt the Stormers and fatigue them for 3 weeks prior, not the Cheetahs.

    Shark are our last game- Bulls are strong finishers.
    :twisted:

    Methinks it’ll be Bulls and Sharks are going through, Sharks have a bye too.

  • 372.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Pee Wee(Pee Wee)-363: Well the f# ck ers blame the ref, EVEN when they win so anything is possible. Hor-moan is still whinging about the Sharks injuries in the opening rounds……..

  • 373.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-371: The Boks will be disrupting the Bulls and Sharks more. How many Stormer forwards are in the Bok reckoning? Eben and Andries – that’s it (both injured in any event it seems). We do have the pleasure of resting Kolisi, Elstadt, whole front row, and getting Schalk, Duane and Koster back…….just in time for all the fun stuff….

  • 374.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    By the way, the Stormers should be below the Bulls on the log by 1 point:
    BULLS vs STORMERS: Craig Joubert giving them an incorrect penalty giving them an unfair win.
    STORMERS vs SHARKS: Peyper ignoring a forward pass on purpose to give Stormers a bonus point.

    Stormers are there on luck.

  • 375.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-374:

    incorrect scrum penalty after time within range, even the commentators saw that immediately.

    Makes me think the refs are bought. Things always go that way for WP..ja, Rupert, Im looking at you, or whoever looks like you.

  • 376.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-373:

    there is a backline too, and the Bulls are just going to moer the Sharks, besides that they are going to cruise, both of them.
    Sorry Stormers, try next year, it cant be too hard to weerprobeer, you’ve had 11 years practice now.
    :lol:

  • 377.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    People really fear the Stormers hey! That is all they can talk about.

    I only worry about my team. The other teams should only worry about theirs. Strange how obsessed some are… :lol:

  • 378.Bill Reyts: Reply to this comment

    The saying goes… you will always find fault with those who are a threat…

  • 379.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @Bill Reyts(Gumboots)-378:

    Who’s the most hated team on all the forums, in all the lands? Bulls.
    Who’s the only SA team to win a SR title (3 in 4 years)? Bulls

    Nice, I see what you did there Bill. Definitely the biggests threat.
    Finding major problems with the Bulls myself this year. Man, threats all round

  • 380.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-374: Luck schmuck -we are where we are. Your ranting doesn’t change that does it? Or do you have connections, like old HG from the Sharks who will be ‘arranging’ a bonus point for the Sharks from their BYE weekend. Damn you folk are more connected than we are. PS: By your reasoning, the Bulls are also lucky to be where they are currently? Brumbiessssssssssss mean anything?

  • 381.Agile T*t-Tyrant: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food(The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food)-380:

    A brumby is a feral Australian horse.
    “Brumbies” is the plural.
    Sheesh, you should know that by now.

  • 382.Pee Wee: Reply to this comment

    If the Stormers are currently ahead of the Bulls and more so the Sharks, how can the Stormers be in more danger of not making the semis? People are assuming that the Stormers will lose to the Bulls and possibly Cheetahs and the Bulls and Sharks winning all their remaining games. The Bulls are fresh off a demanding tour.

    They scraped through against the Tahs and Rebels and got their just reward against the Landers and Chiefs. They now have to play the Stormers and lastly the Sharks and we have to believe that they’re in a better space than the Stormers? If the Stormers lose to the Bulls with a BP and the Bulls don’t get a winning BP the Pinkies will lead the Stormers by one………..with the Sharks still to come. The Sharks have no choice but to win all their games. Stormers can afford to lose to Bulls and still be ahead of Bulls and Sharks – not that we want them to – but t hats the reality of it all.

    Natural order will be restored shortly with the Sharks, fresh from coming close but ultimately missing the playoffs again, praying for a Stormers loss in the semis and final……………………and we’ll all live happily ever after :)

  • 383.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Agile T*t-Tyrant(Anairetes agilis)-375: funny that you’re moaning about refs yet fail to mention the blatant steyn KNOCK-ON that jonker ignored to your benefit.

  • 384.Rage: Reply to this comment

    Agile
    You seem to be the only person around here to think that Beast’s magic trick was nothing but a fluke.Well for once Im going to agree with you.I mean the best magic trick I’ve ever seen is Stegmann’s disappearing act that he pulls in every Test.

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