Super Rugby preview – Round 18
13 Jul 2012
JON CARDINELLI and RYAN VREDE analyse the key match-ups and pick the winners at the weekend.
JC and Vrede called all of last week’s results correctly, and there’s a strong feeling at keo.co.za HQ that another full house is on the cards.
Both writers are expecting the Bulls, Sharks and Stormers to pick up wins and qualify for the play-offs. JC reckons the Chiefs should win the league by hammering the Hurricanes on Friday, a result that won’t please the Stormers, but won’t stop the Cape side from advancing. Vrede thinks the Chiefs will win in Wellington, but without a bonus point, and that will allow the Stormers to seize an opportunity against the Rebels and top the league.
The Sharks and Bulls will be under pressure to bank bonus-point wins in their respective matches after the Reds whip the Waratahs in Brisbane. The play-offs will only start next week, but this round could almost be likened to the Fifa World Cup’s Round of 16. It’s do or die, and we’re expecting the Bulls and Sharks to do the necessary and join the Stormers in the play-offs.
KEO.CO.ZA SUCCESS RATE
VREDE: 80/112 (71%)
JC: 82/112 (73%)
HURRICANES vs CHIEFS, WELLINGTON, FRIDAY 09:35
VREDE’S CALL: The Hurricanes need to win to keep hope of participation in the play-offs alive. The Chiefs need to hold the Stormers at bay and book an easier route to a final. The match clearly doesn’t lack for incentive for either side, but the Chiefs’ all-round superiority will reflect in the result. Their success has been built on their pack’s potency. The heavies were outplayed against the Crusaders again last week, but the Canes don’t have the calibre of forwards to test the Chiefs (in general play or at scrum time) in the manner they were tested in Hamilton. This will lend the Chiefs attacking impetus, with their back division allowed space and time to plot the Canes’ demise. Defensively I suspect the Chiefs’ dominance of the gainline will ultimately force the Canes into expansive, cavalier attacks that will be terminal to their cause and season. Chiefs by 10
JC’S CALL: The Hurricanes are a competitive side, but for every steal and game breaking play there is an instance of indiscipline or sloppy defence. The Hurricanes’ desperation to score a bonus-point win should play into the Chiefs’ hands. The Chiefs boast the second-best defensive record in the competition and are especially dangerous from turnover ball. Expect them to play a more structured, territorial game and feed off the Hurricanes’ mistakes. Unfortunately for the Stormers, I feel the Chiefs will secure the five points from this fixture and win the league. The Hurricanes may score some tries, but they won’t do enough to win or get a consolation bonus point. Chiefs by 9
Hurricanes – 15 Andre Taylor, 15 Cory Jane/Alapati Leiua, 13 Conrad Smith (c), 12 Tim Bateman, 11 Julian Savea, 10 Beauden Barrett, 9 Chris Eaton/Frae Wilson, 8 Victor Vito, 7 Jack Lam, 6 Faifili Levave, 5 Jason Eaton, 4 Jeremy Thrush, 3 Ben May, 2 Dane Coles, 1 Reggie Goodes.
Subs: 16 Motu Matu’u, 17 Jeffery Toomaga-Allen, 18 James Broadhurst, 19 Brad Shields, 20 Wilson/Jamie Nutbrown, 21 Tusi Pisi, 22 Jayden Hayward
Chiefs – 15 Andrew Horrel, 14 Lelia Masaga, 13 Jackson Willison, 12 Sonny Bill Williams, 11 Robbie Robinson, 10 Aaron Cruden, 9 Tawera Kerr-Barlow, 8 Kane Thompson, 7 Tanerau Latimer, 6 Liam Messam, 5 Brodie Retallick, 4 Craig Clarke (c), 3 Ben Tameifuna, 2 Hika Elliot, 1 Toby Smith.
Subs: 16 Mahonri Schwalger, 17 Sona Taumalolo, 18 Michael Fitzgerald, 19 Sam Cane, 20 Brendon Leonard, 21 Asaeli Tikoirotuma, 22 Tim Nanai-Williams.
BRUMBIES vs BLUES, CANBERRA, SATURDAY 07:35
VREDE’S CALL: The Brumbies only need a point to capture the Australian conference but will be eyeing the bonus point and the Stormers in second, hoping the Cape franchise somehow blow it against the Rebels. Their structured, accurate and powerful forward play will be the root of their success against a Blues side that’s already mentally on holiday. Their multi-phase approach has depleted much better defensive units than the Blues, and they will again lay the platform for their talented backs to exploit the Blues’ numerous defensive vulnerabilities. Brumbies by 10
JC’S CALL: There isn’t much incentive for the Brumbies to alter their approach and push for a four-try bonus point. The Stormers are likely to beat a weakened and rudderless Rebels side in Cape Town, and so what the Brumbies rather need to focus on is a win that will keep the Reds at arm’s length. They have the forwards and the general at No 9 to ensure their game plan is successfully implemented, and will want to keep the game tight to prevent some of the dangerous Blues individuals from getting into the contest. Expect another ugly but effective performance by Jake White’s men. Brumbies by 11
Brumbies – 15 Jesse Mogg, 14 Henry Speight, 13 Andrew Smith, 12 Pat McCabe, 11 Joe Tomane, 10 Zack Holmes, 9 Nic White, 8 Ben Mowen (c), 7 Michael Hooper, 6 Peter Kimlin, 5 Sam Carter, 4 Scott Fardy, 3 Dan Palmer, 2 Stephen Moore, 1 Ben Alexander.
Subs: 16 Anthony Hegarty, 17 Ruaidhri Murphy, 18 Leon Power, 19 Fotu Auelua, 20 Ian Prior, 21 Tevita Kuridrani, 22 Robbie Coleman.
Blues – 15 Charles Piutau, 14 Lachie Munro, 13 Francis Saili, 12 Ma’a Nonu, 11 Hadleigh Parkes, 10 Michael Hobbs, 9 Piri Weepu, 8 Luke Braid, 7 Daniel Braid, 6 Chris Lowrey, 5 Steven Luatua, 4 Liaki Moli, 3 Charlie Faumuina, 2 Keven Mealamu (c), 1 Tony Woodcock.
Subs: 16 Tom McCartney, 17 Tevita Mailau, 18 Andrew Van der Heijden, 19 Peter Saili, 20 Alby Mathewson, 21 Orene Ai’i, 22 Sherwin Stowers.
CRUSADERS vs WESTERN FORCE, CHRISTCHURCH, SATURDAY 09:35
VREDE’S CALL: The Crusaders showed their class in defeating the Chiefs last week in a match they had to win to control their own play-off destiny. They cannot win the New Zealand conference but can still finish fourth, which would secure them a home tie, probably against the Bulls – a match they would be favourites to win. They are one of the few teams in the tournament you would back to win a semi-final on the road. In light of this, the benefits of finishing fourth are self-evident. They’ll beat the Force comfortably, building that result on an intelligent kicking game in their half and a blend of grunt and industry through their forwards and panache in the backline. Crusaders by 15
JC’S CALL: The Force are without David Pocock and this will limit their success at the breakdown. An injury to Kieran Read has forced the Crusaders to pick Richie McCaw and Matt Todd in the back row, and while this could impact on their gainline ambitions it will ensure that they are well equipped to win the game on the ground. It isn’t the most intimidating starting pack, with the unimpressive Tom Donnelly named in the second row, but the Crusaders do have some class on the bench to ensure they finish strongly. The performances of their halfbacks as well as that of Israel Dagg will be important as far as their kicking game is concerned, and in this regard the Force will struggle to compete. Crusaders by 10
Crusaders – 15 Israel Dagg, 14 Sean Maitland, 13 Adam Whitelock, 12 Ryan Crotty, 11 Zac Guildford, 10 Dan Carter, 9 Andy Ellis, 8 Richie McCaw (c), 7 Matt Todd, 6 George Whitelock, 5 Tom Donnelly, 4 Luke Romano, 3 Owen Franks, 2 Corey Flynn, 1 Ben Franks.
Subs: 16 Quentin MacDonald, 17 Wyatt Crockett, 18 Samuel Whitelock, 19 Luke Whitelock, 20 Willi Heinz, 21 Tom Taylor, 22 Robbie Fruean.
Force – 15 Alfie Mafi, 14 Nick Cummins, 13 Patrick Dellit, 12 Rory Sidey, 11 Napolioni Nalaga, 10 Ben Seymour, 9 Brett Sheehan, 8 Lachlan McCaffrey, 7 Angus Cottrell, 6 Richard Brown, 5 Nathan Sharpe (c), 4 Toby Lynn, 3 Salesi Manu, 2 Nathan Charles, 1 Tetera Faulkner.
Subs: 16 Ben Whittaker, 17 Ruan Smith, 18 Pek Cowan, 19 Ollie Atkins, 20 Josh Holmes, 21 Kyle Godwin, 22 Will Tupou.
REDS vs WARATAHS, BRISBANE, SATURDAY 11:40
VREDE’S CALL: The defending champions have no alternative but to bank a bonus point win and hope that one of the minnows does them a favour at some stage in the day. They should achieve the former, with Will Genia and Quade Cooper controlling territory with their boots, and forcing the Tahs into risky 22m exits. From there they’ll back their defence to pressure the Tahs into errors and launch strikes from broken field or keep the board ticking over via Mike Harris’ boot. The Tahs have gifted backs, but their forwards’ inability to impose themselves will mean they won’t have the platform to exhibit their skills fully. Reds by 10
JC’S CALL: Not that Wycliff Palu has been particularly good this season, but his injury has forced a few telling changes to the Waratahs pack. There’s not much balance or continuity in that side, not much confidence and quite frankly not enough of a reason to win. The Reds have hit form late in the season and will have Digby Ioane and Liam Gill available for this match. Traditionally, this is tight fixture but I expect the Reds forwards will be too powerful and clinical at the tackle point and the backs will use that platform to win territory and score tries. This result will certainly spice up the later fixtures as the Sharks and perhaps the Bulls will need a bonus-point win to deny the Reds a play-off place. Reds by 13
Reds – 15 Luke Morahan, 14 Dom Shipperley, 13 Anthony Faingaa, 12 Mike Harris, 11 Digby Ioane, 10 Quade Cooper, 9 Will Genia (c), 8 Scott Higginbotham, 7 Liam Gill, 6 Jake Schatz, 5 Adam Wallace-Harrison, 4 Rob Simmons, 3 James Slipper, 2 Saia Faingaa, 1 Greg Holmes.
Subs: 16 James Hanson, 17 Ben Daley, 18 Radike Samo, 19 Beau Robinson, 20 Jarrad Butler, 21 Ben Lucas, 22 Ben Tapuai.
Waratahs – 15 Adam Ashley-Cooper, 14 Lachie Turner, 13 Rob Horne, 12 Berrick Barnes, 11 Drew Mitchell, 10 Bernard Foley, 9 Grayson Hart, 8 Dave Dennis, 7 Chris Alcock, 6 Dean Mumm, 5 Kane Douglas, 4 Sitaleki Timani, 3 Paddy Ryan, 2 Tatafu Polota-Nau, 1 Benn Robinson (c).
Subs: 16 John Ulugia, 17 Jeremy Tilse, 18 Lopeti Timani, 19 Jono Jenkins, 20 Brendan McKibbin, 21 Tom Carter, 22 Tom Kingston.
STORMERS vs REBELS, CAPE TOWN, SATURDAY 15:00
VREDE’S CALL: By kick-off the Stormers will know exactly what they require to top the log. They will be cheering for the Canes earlier in the day, hoping they beat the Chiefs or restrict them to four points in defeat. The latter scenario is more likely and if ever the Stormers had a better motivator to escape their attacking mediocrity this will be it. The Rebels don’t have the game breakers of tactical intelligence to trouble them on attack. They’ll be blunted at the gainline and systematically forced deeper and deeper into their territory. The Stormers have built their victories on penalty-inducing pressure and Peter Grant’s goal kicking but they will have to find an attacking dimension that has been sorely lacking if they hope to take the full haul of points they so desperately need. The players are certainly there, but they have to deliver in this the most crucial of matches. It is the responsibility of the forwards to give them the best possible launchpad, and you have to think that against the powder-puff Rebels pack they will do so. Stormers by 15
JC’S CALL: The Rebels are not to be underestimated. Ask the Crusaders, who suffered an embarrassing defeat to the Melbourne franchise earlier in the season. I don’t think there’s any point talking about a bonus point, as the Chiefs should secure top spot following their match against the Hurricanes. The Stormers will stick to script, building the pressure and taking any points on offer in the first half. There is a chance that it will rain on Saturday, so it is probably not the best time to play expansively when the game is still in the balance. Once they have built a decent lead, they may cut loose in the second half when that notorious Rebels defence begins to tire. Stormers by 12
Stormers – 15 Joe Pietersen, 14 Gio Aplon, 13 Juan de Jongh, 12 Jean de Villiers (c), 11 Bryan Habana, 10 Peter Grant, 9 Dewaldt Duvenage, 8 Deon Fourie, 7 Rynhardt Elstadt, 6 Siya Kolisi, 5 Andries Bekker, 4 De Kock Steenkamp, 3 Frans Malherbe, 2 Tiaan Liebenberg, 1 Steven Kitshoff.
Subs: 16 Deon Carstens, 17 Brok Harris, 18 Quinn Roux, 19 Jebb Sinclair, 20 Louis Schrueder, 21 Burton Francis, 22 Gerhard van den Heever.
Rebels – 15 Julian Huxley, 14 Mark Gerrard, 13 Mitch Inman, 12 Stirling Mortlock (c), 11 Cooper Vuna/Lachlan Mitchell, 10 James Hilgendorf, 9 Nick Phipps, 8 Gareth Delve, 7 Hugh Perret, 6 Tim Davidson, 5 Hugh Pyle, 4 Cadeyrn Neville, 3 Jono Owen, 2 Ged Robinson, 1 Rodney Blake.
Subs: 16 Luke Holmes, 17 Paul Alo-Emile, 18 Al Campbell, 19 Ryan Hodson, 20 Nic Stirzaker, 21 Cooper Vuna/Lachlan Mitchell, 22 Richard Kingi.
SHARKS vs CHEETAHS, DURBAN, SATURDAY 17:05
VREDE’S CALL: The Sharks’ victory over the Bulls last weekend was their best performance of the season, but the Sharks’ campaign has been marred by inconsistency. However, you sense they are peaking at the right time and they should be too strong for the Cheetahs. Expect Bismarck du Plessis, Ryan Kankowski, Beast Mtawarira, Keegan Daniel and later Willem Alberts, to be prominent with ball-in-hand, gradually wearing down the Cheetahs’ resistance. The backline, bolstered by Pat Lambie’s return and displaying an added dimension with Frans Steyn at inside centre, will be too good for one of the weakest defences in the tournament. Provided they don’t get too loose in their approach (thereby granting Heinrich Brussow and co chances at stealing or stifling the ball) the Sharks will get the bonus-point that will probably see them through to the play-offs. Sharks by 12
JC’S CALL: The Sharks need to replicate their performance of last week, simple as that. They will, in all likelihood, go into this match needing five log points, but they mustn’t let this lead to a more frantic approach. The back row was outstanding last week, and will need to win the battle at the gainline once again. It will be a big game for Craig Burden as he fills in for the irrepressible Bismarck du Plessis, but he also has the potential to be dominant in contact and boasts a unique turn of speed. The Sharks need a strong first half, and they need to be clinical in taking points on offer and building a big lead. In the second stanza when the Cheetahs are less direct and more expansive, there will be more opportunities to score from turnover ball. Sharks by 14
Sharks - 15. Patrick Lambie, 14. JP Pietersen, 13. Tim Whitehead, 12. Francois Steyn, 11. Lwazi Mvovo, 10. Frederic Michalak, 9. Charl McLeod, 8. Ryan Kankowski, 7. Marcell Coetzee, 6. Keegan Daniel (c), 5. Anton Bresler, 4. Jandre Marais, 3. Jannie du Plessis, 2. Craig Burden, 1. Tendai Mtawarira.
Subs: 16. Bismarck du Plessis, 17. Wiehahn Herbst, 18. Pieter-Steph du Toit / Jean Deysel, 19. Willem Alberts, 20. Jacques Botes, 21. Meyer Bosman / Paul Jordaan, 22. Louis Ludik
Cheetahs - 15 Willie le Roux, 14 Nico Scheepers, 13 Robert Ebersohn, 12 Barry Geel, 11 Philip Snyman, 10 Riaan Smit, 9 Piet van Zyl, 8 Boom Prinsloo, 7 Lappies Labuschagne, 6 Heinrich Brussow, 5 Izak van der Westhuizen, 4 Andries Ferreira, 3 WP Nel, 2 Adriaan Strauss (c), 1 Trevor Nyakane.
Subs: 16 Hercu Liebenberg, 17 Marcel van der Merwe, 18 Waltie Vermeulen, 19 Ashley Johnson, 20 Jacques Coetzee, 21 Sias Ebersohn, 22 Andries Strauss.
BULLS vs LIONS, PRETORIA, SATURDAY 19:10
VREDE’S CALL: There has been so much talk of this Gauteng derby being close. On what basis? The Lions are by some distance the weakest team in the South African conference and one of the weakest in the tournament. If the Bulls lose this one it must be considered their worst result in recent years. They won’t. The Lions don’t have the personnel or appetite for a forward brawl and will look to attack in the wide channels at most opportunities. This will play into the Bulls’ hands. The Pretoria franchise have been as adept at crafting their own scoring chances as they have been at capitalising on their opponents’ errors and their victory in this fixture will hopefully see the third South African franchise enter the top six. Bulls by 15
JC’S CALL: Like the Sharks, the Bulls will need to produce a special performance to advance to the play-offs. And like the Sharks, they will be fortunate enough to play at home against one of the weaker defensive sides in the competition. The Lions so nearly blew it last week, and their inability to play for 80 minutes will cost them in this their final game (of the season? for the next couple of years?). The Bulls will need to lift their efforts at the breakdowns and collisions, as these were areas where they were clearly outplayed in last week’s battle with the Sharks. The Lions aren’t a good side, but the Bulls would be foolish to expect an easy ride. The Lions will try to spoil and force the Bulls to play as loose as possible. The Bulls must ensure they stick to their game plan and execute efficiently. It’s time for the forwards and the halfbacks to step up in this regard. Bulls by 12
Bulls - 15 Zane Kirchner, 14 Akona Ndungane, 13 JJ Engelbrecht, 12 Wynand Olivier, 11 Bjorn Basson, 10 Morné Steyn, 9 Francois Hougaard, 8 Pierre Spies (c), 7 Jacques Potgieter, 6 Dewald Potgieter, 5 Juandre Kruger, 4 Wilhelm Steenkamp, 3 Werner Kruger, 2 Chiliboy Ralepelle, 12 Dean Greyling.
Subs: 16 Willie Wepener, 17 Frik Kirsten, 18 Deon Stegmann, 19 CJ Stander, 20 Jano Vermaak, 21 Louis Fouché, 22 Francois Venter.
Lions – 15 James Kamana, 14 Lionel Mapoe, 13 Waylon Murray, 12 Butch James, 11 Anthonie Volminck, 10 Elton Jantjies, 9 Michael Bondesio, 8 Joshua Strauss (c), 7 Grant Hattingh, 6 Derick Minnie, 5 Ruan Botha, 4 Hendrik Roodt, 3 Jacobie Adriaanse, 2 Callie Visagie, 1 JC Janse van Rensburg.
Subs: 16 Martin Bezuidenhout, 17 Ruan Dreyer, 18 Etienne Oosthuizen, 19 Jaco Kriel, 20 Ross Cronje, 21 JR Esterhuizen, 22 Ruan Combrinck.

471 Comments
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12 Jul 2012, 21:30 pm
@Atlas(Atlas)-294:
> On the other hand Darren I’ve never seen snow
Jy mis nie veel nie, dis wit en koud soos ‘n Skandinawiese koekie
12 Jul 2012, 21:34 pm
@Atlas(Atlas)-294:
hoekom nie?
daars baie plekke in sa om dit te doen
klein winterberge in winter
jy kan vir jou sneeumannetjie’s laat maak en sneeubal vegte met jou kinders het.
12 Jul 2012, 21:37 pm
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-301:
ek hou van koekies, in die winter
kan dit heel dag eet
true story
12 Jul 2012, 21:39 pm
ek het al Skandinawie se koekie geproe en ek vertel jou ietsie.. dis glad nie yslik en koud soos witse sneeu nie… al lyk dit miskien so.
12 Jul 2012, 21:39 pm
@galileo, roundness, union, coach…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-303:
Soos ‘n mango?
Of hou jy van die bald eagle?
12 Jul 2012, 21:40 pm
ok i’m out,
cheers to the beers
12 Jul 2012, 21:41 pm
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-300:
Die nuwe Blackberry, maar dit suig
Stem. Half saam. Ek dink ons gaan teen die Crucheete wen nie
Ek dink. Nie ons sal dit. Maak. Nie in die uitspeel games. Nie
Maar dit beter as verlede jaar
12 Jul 2012, 21:42 pm
@galileo, roundness, union, coach…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-295: Nope, Crusaders smell blood, they will not let that one slip. I’d be tempted to say politcorrectly it will be hard fought win but no, it won’t.
I’d rather guess Chiefs, Brumbies and Sharks to stumble.
12 Jul 2012, 21:42 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-304:
Ha ha, mooi so Oom Skop!
There’s still some life in the old dog eh?
12 Jul 2012, 21:48 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-304:
hehe
hoe lekker proe koekies wat jy self versier het, fitz?
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-305:
vaarvan praat jy, vic?
ek gesels oor koeksisters en ouma’s beskuit..?…
12 Jul 2012, 21:48 pm
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-301:
Koekie?
Jy het nie my aandag nie
Ek is seker hier is n paar ouens wat hulle lippe aflek
12 Jul 2012, 21:53 pm
Cheers Roundnes
12 Jul 2012, 21:58 pm
@Nils(Nils)-308:
probably true,
looks like read’s iffy though.
this could sink them later on.
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-309:
hehehe
die milljoen dollar vraag is: ‘watse soorte skandinawiese meisie sou vir skop haar lekker goie koekies gee..?..’
i’m just flushing your chain, skop
i would bet you have nailed a lot of goddesses in your time
nice
12 Jul 2012, 21:59 pm
@galileo, roundness, union, coach…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-313:
but of course, i’m only talking about cookies
12 Jul 2012, 22:00 pm
@Atlas(Atlas)-312:
ja, this time i mean it
cheers
12 Jul 2012, 22:03 pm
@Atlas(Atlas)-311:
vir n vars gebakte koekie… in winter..?..
seriously?
ok
cheers for real
12 Jul 2012, 22:04 pm
Craptalk
12 Jul 2012, 22:13 pm
@galileo, roundness, union, coach…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-313: True, but Force don’t have Pocock. Much bigger loss. IMHO, he wouldn’t save them anyway.
12 Jul 2012, 22:15 pm
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-309:
amper net.. dit was al n rukkie verlede maar ek onthou dit nog as n mooi prestasie van volle vrouelike liefde
12 Jul 2012, 22:16 pm
@galileo, roundness, union, coach…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-313: Yes, after Force every game is tricky, even at home. Can’t be sure about a thing anymore.
12 Jul 2012, 22:18 pm
@galileo, roundness, union, coach…(i_love_u_bakkiesbotha)-316:
Goeie nag. Net betuids. Hier is my Dawn
12 Jul 2012, 22:20 pm
Seriously? Are we being treated to tales of yet ANOTHER Skoppie conquest? You know what they say about guys who talk about it the most, nê?
Skoppie, my bullshit detector is in very good working order,
12 Jul 2012, 22:23 pm
“Betuids” ?
12 Jul 2012, 22:27 pm
@Atlas(Atlas)-311:
Wie se lippe word gelek?
12 Jul 2012, 22:28 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-322:
No bumber fender in Benoni then I guess.
12 Jul 2012, 22:29 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-319:
> dit was al n rukkie verlede maar ek onthou dit
Mooi so!
12 Jul 2012, 22:29 pm
@Dawn(Dawn)-317:
No, a couple of inches to the other side
12 Jul 2012, 22:30 pm
believe whatever you like there’s no brag here.. just some simple unenviable facts from some little while ago
12 Jul 2012, 22:32 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-328: And another great thing about senile dementia and altzheimers is that you get to hide your own easter eggs. Lucky you.
12 Jul 2012, 22:34 pm
@>^..^< katman(katman)-322:
Gun die man sy stukkie
Onthou hy was jonk in die Swinging Sixties toe die girls kort mini’s gedra het en lus was vir spyker
In sy jongdae was Brigitte Bardot nog jonk en mooi genoeg om ‘n Bond meisie te wees
12 Jul 2012, 22:36 pm
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-330: Hy was nog steeds hy. En dis die beste vorm van voorbehoedmiddel ooit.
12 Jul 2012, 22:38 pm
I got a better memory than you and all your hopeful dreams all put together.. whats in the past remains right there .. in the past
12 Jul 2012, 22:41 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-328:
Have you ever been to the Scandinavian countries?
12 Jul 2012, 22:42 pm
and it weren’t in the swinging sixties either.. quite sometime after that.
.. klaar, subject closed .. this little Katmankant is simply jealous.. there ain’t nothing here to brag about even if others wanna latch onto their own incapacitated expectancy of fantasia.
12 Jul 2012, 22:43 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-332: fairly obvious statement.
is that supposed to be profound?
because its actually incorrect.
you brought the “encounter” into the present by virtue of its mention.
i wont thank you for that.
12 Jul 2012, 22:44 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-334: Never happened, you phony. If it weren’t for your dreamt up accomplishments here on keo, what would be left?
12 Jul 2012, 22:44 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-334: ok, ok settle old man settle.
no need to explain yourself to anyone.
12 Jul 2012, 22:46 pm
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-333: met the woman in Frankfurt Germany.. haven’t been to any Scandinavian country less you refer to North Holland as close enough…. furthest north I’ve ventured is Orkney Isles off North coast of Scotland.
enough about me and my wayward ventures… back to the debate about Stormers gonna moer either guppies of bulletjies whoever comes first.
12 Jul 2012, 22:46 pm
The Joelinator strikes again.
12 Jul 2012, 22:47 pm
skopshyte is a twat.
12 Jul 2012, 22:47 pm
One month and no Klippies. Waht’s the use in getting sober if your bokkie breaks up with you. Skeen I’ll just celebrat ein style this Saturday when Stormers score 4 tries.
12 Jul 2012, 22:48 pm
i for one have never been with a scandinavian girl.
polish yes but i dont think that counts.
12 Jul 2012, 22:49 pm
@fitz1ella(fitz1ella)-338: Come on, tell us about all the Orkney poppies you pomped. Regale us with your lustful exploits, Cassanob.
12 Jul 2012, 22:50 pm
@KeurboomPark(KeurboomPark)-341:
you mean she only loved you for your klippies?
12 Jul 2012, 22:50 pm
@rangerman(rangerman)-342:
It counts if it was in a sauna.
Double points if she beat you with a birch twig.
12 Jul 2012, 22:50 pm
@victoriabok(victoriabok)-324:
Myne?
Nice
Gaan Saterdag die laaste Lions game in Super Rugby kyk
Poor sods
Watching Lettermen, he is a prick
12 Jul 2012, 22:50 pm
somebody mentioned Skandinawiese koekies which jolted my memory from around 1996.. so what’s so unsolicited and deplorable about that?
How old were you in 1996 Katmankannadu and little Lord Fauntleroy Rangerpifflyprude?
12 Jul 2012, 22:50 pm
en my titties
12 Jul 2012, 22:51 pm
@KeurboomPark(KeurboomPark)-341: the Stormers score 4 tries?
12 Jul 2012, 22:52 pm
@wooden spoon(wooden spoon)-349:
sorry 5
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