Comments on: Super Rugby preview – Semi-finals

By: clownface

clownface — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 09:32:52 +0000

@nama1-51: what a tonsil

By: Hofter Son

Hofter Son — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:45:16 +0000

What pathetic predictions again by the keo team. Couldn’t even pick one finals team.

By: AssassinWP

AssassinWP — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:27:23 +0000

STORMERS by 10

By: stormer in a teacup

stormer in a teacup — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 11:23:33 +0000

Eeish!

By: Brendope

Brendope — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:02:43 +0000

Dirty Harry, lol what nonsense. Say howzit to your mother for me.

By: wooden spoon

wooden spoon — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 08:32:53 +0000

Whoops did I just uncover the mental issues?

Weirdo alert!

By: Dirty Harry

Dirty Harry — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 08:29:28 +0000

@wooden spoon-189:

Well I notice you did not question the veracity of my comments about you WoodenSpoon but then again it is impossible to deny the truth. You really are a feeble minded little man are you not. You need to get meds because paranoia is an ugly illness and leads to schizophrenic tendencies if you keep seeing agents and ‘multinics’ behind every keyboard you are such a joke your standard response when debated into a corner is ‘multinics’ like that excuses your stupidity.
There is a song by a band called Dope they wrote this for you. I see others posting songs so sing then when looking in the mirror in your ballet classes.

You say I’m paranoid
Isn’t that what you said
You say it’s my imagination
And I’m fucked in the head
P-p-p-paranoid
And it’s easy to see
Well is it really paranoia
Or is somebody after me
Is this going down
Or is it
Parafuckinnoia driving me insane
Parafuckinnoia ripping up my brain
Is it parafuckinnoia making me believe
It’s either parafuckinnoia
Or somebody’s after me
P-p-p-paranoid
And don’t believe what you hear
You say I’ve miscommunicated
And it’s all in the clear
Like a Polaroid
And it’s so easy to see
Well is it really paranoia
Or is somebody after me
Am I freaking out
Is this going down
Or is it
Parafuckinnoia driving me insane
Parafuckinnoia ripping up my brain
Is it parafuckinnoia making me believe
It’s either parafuckinnoia
Or somebody’s after me
Parafuckinnoia driving me insane
Parafuckinnoia ripping up my brain
Is it parafuckinnoia making me believe
It’s either parafuckinnoia
Or somebody’s after me
Parafuckinnoia driving me insane
Parafuckinnoia ripping up my brain
Is it parafuckinnoia making me believe
It’s either parafuckinnoia
Or somebody’s after me
Parafuckinnoia
Parafuckinnoia
Somebody’s after me
Parafuckinnoia
It’s either parafuckinnoia
Or somebody’s after me

I am off to bed to get up in time for the game but just remember my feeble minded pet psycho – I am watching you. So maybe you are not so paranoid after all.

:mockingsmileyfuckinface:

By: wooden spoon

wooden spoon — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 07:45:03 +0000

“sometimeneutral” and “dirty harry” clearly the same biased and “not so neutral” bitter stompie.

Love how the Sharks carve a swathe of multinics through the Cape!

By: wooden spoon

wooden spoon — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 07:41:40 +0000

@SometimeNeutral-186: I stopped reading your long post at the 3rd sentence, because you lost all credibility by being highly inaccurate.

“We are told that the Sharks have a better win record in semis yet they have never won a Super Rugby semi away from home.”

WRONG!

And *whooooosh* just like that goes your entire credibility. No need to read the rest of your biased dribble.

By: Dirty Harry

Dirty Harry — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 07:08:01 +0000

Many (not all but many) Sharks fans have told the Stormers fans week after week that the Stormers are useless. At the beginning of the season many (not all but many) Sharks fans told them that the Sharks would win the Super Trophy this year and that the Stormers would prop up the SA conference even the Lions would be better they told them. Many (not all but many) Sharks fans told them the Sharks were the best travelling team with the best travelling record and posted endless stats to prove their point that they had won more away games than the any other SA team. Even before the Sharks qualified many (not all but many) Sharks fans said the Sharks would qualify and go on to win the trophy and that the Stormers would lose their first play off.
The Sharks now are proving their fans right and they are the momentum team and have more Springboks than an other SA team and are playing brilliant allround rugby by contrast Stormers are lucky to be in the playoffs.
So what do many (not all but many) of the Sharks fans do and say? They suddenly get all coy and shy and ‘humble’ and ‘reasonable’ and say they are the underdogs? How disappointingly hypocritical. Where is the bravado they have beaten their chests with all season? If they meant what they have said during the season they can not possibly be being honest now.
Then you get this genius WoodenSpoon one of the most windgat of the Sharks fans who when some Stormers fans acknowledge the mountain the Stormers have to climb today gets angry with said fans, and then when some fans suggest in their own opinions that the Stormers will win it this WoodenSpoon gets angry at them for that too.
Seems this whining whinging WoodenSpoon character is so stressed and angst ridden and uptight and nervous that his pea brain is pinging around inside his cranium with the random instability of a superball bouncing in a urinal. This keyboard warrior is handling the pressure of playoff rugby with all the aplomb of a stutterer giving a speech to a group of ADD children.
To all the decent Sharks and Stormers fans on Keo.co.za this is your day may the best team on the day win. May the winning and losing fans accept the result with equal measures of goodsportmanship and dignity.

By: SometimeNeutral

SometimeNeutral — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 08:13:41 +0000

Its amazing how statistics and history are abused to forward someone’s subjective viewpoint.
We hear about tries scored constantly yet the Stormers have the best win record and are unbeaten at home.
We are told that the Sharks have a better win record in semis yet they have never won a Super Rugby semi away from home.
Steve Walsh is in the Stormer’s pocket yet two years ago (not sure of the updated stats), the stormers had a record of one victory from 8 with Steve Walsh as a ref. He was the most hated referee for Newlands locals.
After the Stormers-Bulls game this year Craig Joubert hated the Bulls and lover the Stormers. I seem to remember a final a few years ago in Soweto where Craig Joubert was enemy number one down south. I don’t think any, but the most biased supporter would say he lost the Stormers the game, but he was no fan favourite by the end of the final whistle.
I may be a sometimeneutral, but I will admit that this weekend I am a Stormer to the core. It will be an epic clash, probably low scoring, but my heart and head say Stormers by a few points.
Fatigue, Stormers played valiantly against the Crusaders a few years back after doing a similar trip as the Sharks two weeks in a row. We were close and in it for the first 60, but with 20 minutes to go the last of the gas ran out.
The Sharks game rests primarily, in my opinion, on two factors. Whether they can bash the Stormers up front and build momentum and whether Michelak carries on playing as well as he has. This is semi rugby and the Stormers won’t hold back, that plus fatigue and the inevitability that Michelak won’t perform. This is a guy that hasn’t had more than three great games in a row in his life, he is now up to four already. Just don’t see him performing again especially with the pressure that a full house Newlands will bring. 9 from 9 at the end of the final whistle this week.

By: WP Till I Die

WP Till I Die — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 07:20:04 +0000

@nama1-102: George to Port Alfred is around 470km, nama. Nice drive on the N2, then turning off onto the R72 passing through Alexandria and Kenton-on-Sea. Good roads. Port Alfred to Port St Johns is the stretch going through Transkei, as rangerman says, rather do this during the daytime due to the number of livestock. R72 to East London, then back onto the N2, into Transkei, at Umtata you take the R61 towards Port St Johns. This is a very pretty stretch, beautiful green rolling hills. Port St Johns to Durban is about 360km, via the R61 and later back onto the N2.

By: the artist formerly known as gunther

the artist formerly known as gunther — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 07:08:56 +0000

@Transformation-179: Don't worry. I'm sure Just Buggery will give him a consolation rub down. Goodnight nurse.

By: Slartibartfast

Slartibartfast — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:56:01 +0000

@wait for it, wait for it…-182: Yip, on par with the 'defencive' blocking they set up at rucks and mauls...

By: wait for it, wait for it...

wait for it, wait for it... — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:52:22 +0000

@Slartibartfast-181: hehehe oh i see their reputations do, after all, precede them.

By: Slartibartfast

Slartibartfast — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:49:39 +0000

@wait for it, wait for it…-177: Was saying that I was just puller yer socks....

By: Slartibartfast

Slartibartfast — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:48:36 +0000

F*&^%$#!?!! typing to fast…with one finger on each hand?! You kidding right? Time to pay up your account keo, this is going down the drain very quickly…

By: Transformation

Transformation — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:45:13 +0000

i’m worried about the mental state of my friend grant10 if the stormers choke tomorrow and i reckon he’s not the only one who i need to be concerned about, a lot of the kaapies are freaked out about tomorrow hehehe…

By: munkiboi

munkiboi — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:43:16 +0000

just like bulls fans of the past, and boks fans who had to endure similar taunts after 2007 – I call it winning rugby. it is the losing fans who call it boring rugby. and i find winning more attractive and a lot less boring than losing personally. perhaps if stormers had a squad like the sharks they could afford to play a little more expansively. you gotta do the best with what you have got!

has any team ever had an 87% success rate after pool phase? 14 out of 16. that’s not boring in my opinion.

By: wait for it, wait for it...

wait for it, wait for it... — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 06:41:57 +0000

@Slartibartfast-173: hehe you're kidding, right?