KeoTV: Boks in Blacks’ dust

KeoTV: Boks in Blacks’ dust

MARK KEOHANE says there has to be drastic changes to the Springboks’ game plan if they hope to compete with and beat the All Blacks consistently.

 


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  • 1.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    dusty dragons…

  • 2.Brads: Reply to this comment

    Keo, you are a God damn genius.

    The Boks will go down in Perth.

  • 3.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    The Keo Curse on the Kangaroos. Thanks Keo! :-)

  • 4.katman: Reply to this comment

    Boks to win by 10 points in Perth. Now let’s see who knows this game better – me or the little bloke in the hoodie.

  • 5.katman: Reply to this comment

    Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown Pretoria apartment to a couple of friends late one night after a rugby game, drunk Dave led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

    ‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the friends asked.

    ‘Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock,’ Dave drunkenly replied.

    ‘A talking Australian clock – seriously?

    ‘Yup.’ ‘Hmmm (hic).’

    ‘How’s it work?’ the second friend asked, squinting at it.

    ‘Just watch,’ he said.

    He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.

    His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

    Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed, ‘For fck’s sake, you stupid idiot. It’s ten past three in the morning!’

  • 6.outrightrugby: Reply to this comment

    In a nutshell Heyneke has wasted this tournament by fielding too many of the wrong players or right players in the wrong positions against England and Arg so far this year. Any result in the next two matches is not a fair reflection of our team on paper as they have not had proper game time to work on their combinations.
    Come the end of year tour Heyneke will give this team shape with consistant sellection based on what he’s learnt thus far however the whole rugby championship has been wasted in respect to fielding the best boks side possible to see just what we can do.
    Next year will be a completely different kettel of fish, even if we lose by 15 tomorrow and 30 next weekend

  • 7.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    @outrightrugby-6:

    You just said in a coupla lines what everyone has been bleating in over a billion posts over the past week.

  • 8.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @outrightrugby-6: the all blacks are fielding some rookies in their team tomorrow, can we expect them to draw with the argies too?

  • 9.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    @outrightrugby-6:

    “Next year will be a completely different kettel of fish, even if we lose by 15 tomorrow and 30 next weekend”

    Exactly! Then the losing habit will be worse and we will be looking for positives out of losing.

  • 10.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation-8:

    Transie the mind boggles how we need to give the coach time with a new team, yet the AB’s also field new players and win consistently. Losing is ok as long as we don’t lose by too much.

  • 11.gunther: Reply to this comment

    Keo in his Hugo Boss hoodie.

    I didn’t know they made kiddies clothes.

  • 12.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    @outrightrugby-6: Enter Tacitus from stage right in three, two, one…

  • 13.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    @Gumboots-10: The skill levels across NZ’s top group of players are that much better than ours.

  • 14.grant10: Reply to this comment

    Maybe Meyer must go ask Plumtree about a rugby blueprint…..

    Or even the Griqua coach…..

    Amazes me that the Sharks can play rugby from heaven and then the Boks cant even make more than 2 offloads in a game….

  • 15.JA-JA: Reply to this comment

    @katman-5: :lol:

  • 16.katman: Reply to this comment

    @gunther-11: He wears it on Fridays. Because, come late afternoon, he, Vrede and Cardinelli must decide which one goes to the keo suite at Newlands and who stays at the office to write match reports. And the answer is always the same:

    You go, Boss.

  • 17.Hondo: Reply to this comment

    The odds are 3:2 against the Boks to win at Perth, probably because the odds makers believe the referee Nigel Owen will not be as helpful as were Steve Walsh an Alain Rolland the previous 5 tests.
    Nevertheless it is worth take a chance on the Boks for the following reasons:
    The Wallabies are plain bad, loss of Moore made them even weaker up front.
    With Pienaar, on the field, Louw and Lambie off the bench with Morne Styen shifts to 15 it would not be a bad Boks team, so it’s entirely up to HM call.
    Boks by 5 to 8

  • 18.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    @mikeybrass-13:

    So what you are saying is that we need to employ an NZ coach who won’t coach the natural skills out of the players. Nothing has changed since PdV. Things have got worse in my opinion. When there is only one plan and we just need to perfect it, then we are in serious trouble. Why do we bother complaining if things are not going to change and we accept that NZ are way better than us…

  • 19.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    keo, what about the alliteration boet?

    again, no effort?

  • 20.grant10: Reply to this comment

    Our skill levels are not that bad….go ask the u 20 WC winning Bok team….

    We are , however, top of the world at making excuses….

    and of being petrified of innovation….

    and of being conservative

    and , sadly , of being quite dom as well….

  • 21.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @Gumboots-18:
    i would rather die!

  • 22.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    @grant10-20:

    Well said Grant. We make excuses why we are failing, instead of correcting the deficiencies and learning from the best. We play dom rugby…

  • 23.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    ‘boks biting badly in blacks dust’….

  • 24.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @katman-16:

    :lol:

    Keo doesn’t rule the roost anymore.

    He almost fell off his booster seat the other day when little Gareth told him it was his turn to make coffee.

    He’s also having to pay for his fair share of lap dances at the Bellville Spur.

  • 25.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    @i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-21:

    RIP Whits!!! :lol:

  • 26.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    ‘blacks leave boks biting badly for bust’

  • 27.wnbb: Reply to this comment

    @Gumboots-9: Meyer’s apologists in overdrive already?

  • 28.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @Gumboots-25:
    :lol:

  • 29.katman: Reply to this comment

    @gunther-24: That’s got me in the mood for a cheddamelt rump.

    Mense wat die lewe smaak.

  • 30.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    ‘busted bok biting in blacks dust’

  • 31.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    @wnbb-27:

    The mind boggles mate. How can anyone find excuses for losing and justify it that next year will be better. It is now… Next year will be worse… History has shown it… :lol:

  • 32.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    ‘busted bok biting dust to fill blacks breeches’

  • 33.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    @grant10-14: Meyer knows how to do it – he was in overall charge of Ludeke in 2010 when the Bulls played scintillating rugby. He needs to unshackle himself.

    @grant10-20: Our skills levels are not consistently good across the board. There’s a reason why Rassie was brought in to co-ordinate and get a uniform level of standard and consistency. Fact – we have had endless coaches from Alan Solomons to Mallett tell us this and we refuse to acknowledge the reality. That’s the key, which will enable Meyer to feel free enough to unleash the shackles and get rid of the older players as the new ones start coming through.

  • 34.grant10: Reply to this comment

    we have skilful ball players like Jantjes and Lambie…..we choose the 1 dimensional deep in the pocket skop en hoop artist M Steyn

    we have fleet footed Stepper extroadinairre JDJ….se choose JDV nogal out of position…

    We have the elusive and explosive Aplon…..we choose the up n under der in die hemel Kirchner…..

    Then we say skill levels are to blame?

    No man….we our own worst conservative petrified stuck in the mud enemies…..

    We got the skills

    we got the players…

    we just too damn dom to choose them

  • 35.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    Need to work…

    Good luck Boks – we gonna need it…

  • 36.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @grant10-14: you can’t make offloads if 1. you’re gang tackled because your whole play was signaled and anticipated 2. once you’re gang tackled your ball carriage is compromised & people are attempting to prise of it…

    your only choice is to go to ground and hope the cavalry comes through…

  • 37.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    @Gumboots-18: I have no idea where you got all that from. It sure as hell wasn’t what I said.

  • 38.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @katman-29:

    Indeed, some of the older dancers on the lunch shift even have Buffalo wings.

    To say nothing of the Ukranian chick’s Salad Valley.

  • 39.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    @grant10-34: Wrong Grant, it is rather a deadly combo of the two.

  • 40.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @mikeybrass-37:
    :lol:

  • 41.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation-36: Comes back to game plan, selections and consistent skill levels across the board.

  • 42.Puma: Reply to this comment

    @grant10-14: :) Well said.

  • 43.mikeybrass: Reply to this comment

    @i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-40: Morning Bakkies. The B&L Welsh scrummy says he is still having nightmares about your blowing him a kiss :-)

  • 44.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Gumboots-18: get Wayne Smith!

  • 45.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @mikeybrass-33:
    i disagree.
    i think it’s precisely because meyer was shackled in himself in the first instance that led to the bulls eventually playing the most scintillating rugby thats ever been played in the history of super rugby.

    he had a system and he had a plan and when that plan came together the nation loved it.

    now he is with the boks

    he has a system and he has a plan… when that plan comes together….

  • 46.Hondo: Reply to this comment

    The bench split of 4:3 to accommodate Mvovo will hurt, while Kruger is an upgrade over Bekker, he doesn’t support the breakdown enough, while Flip v. d. Merwe contributes little, having Deysel or Elstadt as the 5th forward on the bench would have been a tremendous boost.
    It may work this week but not the next one.

  • 47.katman: Reply to this comment

    @gunther-38: Ja, apparently Ryan had a bit of a Crying Game moment there last time they went when he discovered one had a Goodie Burger.

  • 48.Hurricane: Reply to this comment

    @grant10-20:
    @Gumboots-22:
    Yep, there we have it.
    So many excuses and no fixing.

  • 49.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @katman-47:

    Especially when she went for his onion ring.

    They had to get him a little tribe t-shirt and a ballon to calm him down.

  • 50.Brads: Reply to this comment

    @grant10-34:
    Bang on !
    NZ doesn’t own creativity on the Rugby field.
    NZ looks for it!

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