Stormers celebrate Bok boost
30 Oct 2012
Allister Coetzee says he’s excited to have on-loan Springbok and Lions duo Elton Jantjies and Jaco Taute in his Stormers squad next year.
Taute confirmed his move to keo.co.za last Wednesday, while WPRU president Thelo Wakefield also told this site that he approved Jantjies’ deal late last week.
Coetzee believes the two players will make telling contributions next season.
‘We’re very excited about having Elton and Jaco in Cape Town for next year’s Super Rugby tournament,’ said Coetzee. ‘They’re both quality players and we look forward to getting them involved here – both on and off the field – and seeing how they fit into the Stormers culture.’
Jantjies is expected to get a run in the starting line-up during the opening rounds of Super Rugby, considering the departure of WP’s Currie Cup-winning flyhalf Demetri Catrakilis to the Southern Kings and the late arrival of Peter Grant from Japan in February.
While Taute is able to play at centre and fullback, he’s likely to compete for the No 15 jersey as the Stormers already have Jean de Villiers, Juan de Jongh, Marcel Brache and JP du Plessis in their midfield department. Damian de Allende is also considered to be in the mix after his impressive performance at inside centre in the Currie Cup final.
Taute has the option of extending his stay in Cape Town after the Super Rugby season as his contract with the Lions expires next year.
The Stormers have also signed utility forward Michael Rhodes (who can play lock or flank) and Springbok versatile prop Pat Cilliers from the Lions on permanent deals.

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30 Oct 2012, 16:56 pm
@Heavens Game-242: yes a team with 5 U21 players pumped your chok-full of bokker guppys team and left the TANK busted and your dynamite soaking wet.
oh to see you choke on your beer in that hospitality suite as you see the young WP led by deon fourie and fat spermwhale duane lift the cup, ******* PRICELESS!
30 Oct 2012, 16:57 pm
@wnbb-248: Msunu wakho ngulube mlophe… ukwenzenjane igolo?
30 Oct 2012, 16:57 pm
Whatever
30 Oct 2012, 16:59 pm
@Transformation-251: No they didn’t pump the Sharks… Rather the Sharks let them win by not playing as well as they could have…
Very different to a helpless manshaming by the CC bottom dwellers
30 Oct 2012, 17:00 pm
Emo levels running a bit high… again
Can smell the hormones
30 Oct 2012, 17:00 pm
@Heavens Game-252: stupid peos.
30 Oct 2012, 17:00 pm
You’re funny
30 Oct 2012, 17:00 pm
How can a pedigreedy doggypoo in Durbanville ever be out of the poopoo? Is it not referred as ‘Shitsville’ by the surrounding genuine locals?
Are you paying Sipho’s mother, your so-called ‘helper’, the rate for the job? I am told that Sipho is not performing well enough at school as his mum is not earning near enough for him to take in the protein he needs for merely adequate development to cope with school demands?
30 Oct 2012, 17:01 pm
@Heavens Game-255:
Hare Gat
30 Oct 2012, 17:02 pm
@wnbb-256: obani… umamawakho?
30 Oct 2012, 17:04 pm
Aah … now that was a lovely shaarkie.Wait,wait just need to give it a good flush….and wash my hands.
30 Oct 2012, 17:06 pm
@Heavens Game-254: did you see burden and bresler skrik every time YSTERbeth lined up for a lineout? f.arken deer in headlights…
it was comical, what an IMPLOSION from the Dynamite, worse that Tac’s Whoop.***…
30 Oct 2012, 17:06 pm
@Heavens Game-255:
Has that stench the overwhelming odour of wet doggypoo?
Anyway time has really moved since my first post and I am now happily on my way home to be receptive to nature’s closing of a day.
30 Oct 2012, 17:06 pm
@wnbb-261: What… you beenfisting yourself?
Sies man!
30 Oct 2012, 17:07 pm
@Heavens Game-254: i’m sure you saw de jongh GHOST past the “christian cullen of loosies”
30 Oct 2012, 17:07 pm
Life is good…..sharks are flushed down the toilet pot.
30 Oct 2012, 17:08 pm
@Transformation-262: ysterbeth gona be a farking legend. I cant believe this kid is only 21.
30 Oct 2012, 17:08 pm
@Transformation-262: No Megatron… cant say I did see them…
But I imagine you did in one of your little fantasies, no doubt with your right hand in your pants…
30 Oct 2012, 17:09 pm
One handoff sealed KD’s Bok ambitions for good.Heyneke is vindicated after all said and done.
30 Oct 2012, 17:09 pm
@Mostofyou-263: Yes… Otherwise know as Cape Town Chanel…
30 Oct 2012, 17:11 pm
Bresler and the rest of his loser pack were absolutely destroyed by Ysterbeth.Farking sweet man!!!
30 Oct 2012, 17:11 pm
@katman-195:
@goodstuff-196:
Thanks for a good laugh =))
30 Oct 2012, 17:13 pm
Ysterbeth reduced little sharkie boys on and off the field to tears.KD looked shattered at the end of the game.
30 Oct 2012, 17:15 pm
@Heavens Game-268: hahahaha uma ufuna ukudontsa ucingo biza uMostofYou aka ET, izitabane!
30 Oct 2012, 17:15 pm
That is a Chanel super special, a good reason to miss their parade for there will be a super concentration of the overpowering pong.
Now gone.
30 Oct 2012, 17:15 pm
@Heavens Game-270:
Ncuntla! Awhetlook!
30 Oct 2012, 17:31 pm
@Mostofyou-263: your guppy team turned into doggypoo when Ysterbeth started peosklapping them around the sardine tank.??Poetry in motion.Lovely to behold.Only 21 and will be peosklapping sharkies for another decade I reckon.schweeeeet.
30 Oct 2012, 17:46 pm
@Mostofyou-258: Sipho’s mother asked me to ask you, what YOU are doing for her son? She wants to know if 7th tier struggle heroes (and 1975 badminton poster children) who left SA are doing anything to assist with the upliftment of the country in any way/shape or form?
She says that wailing about inequality all the way from the USA on a rugby blog does not fill hungry stomachs with protein.
So I’m taking some liberty here, but I’m guessing she would like me to tell you to swallow some STFU, topped off with a liberal serving of “peosklappe”.
30 Oct 2012, 17:59 pm
“The sharks let them win”
Ja HG. Ja.
What a lot of bileous kuk is being spoken by mostofyou today.
30 Oct 2012, 18:02 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-278: don’t tell me that this idiot is ET.Surely not!Ffs,can keep up with the oke.
30 Oct 2012, 18:03 pm
@wnbb-280: can’t
30 Oct 2012, 18:06 pm
@wnbb-280: Oh it is indeed ET…….. In one of his many forms. He is the originalfuckingshapeshifter Borat introduced to film goers a few years back
He and HG are the sado masochists version of Romeo and Juliet.
30 Oct 2012, 18:12 pm
Extraball and HG together again.
They are worse than Dicky Burton and Liz Taylor.
30 Oct 2012, 18:31 pm
actually sordid g’damn sickly 2 supposedly adult ‘men’ acting like a bunch of screw up suck up queens on a rugby blog..
30 Oct 2012, 18:34 pm
@gunther-283:
This is ever so sweet! They really are fond of each other.
“kotch”
247.Heavens Game said:
30 Oct 2012, 16:52 pm
@Mostofyou-245: hatches down… sandbags up… keep safe cuzzie.
30 Oct 2012, 18:39 pm
@Transformation-251:
@Transformation-262:
30 Oct 2012, 18:40 pm
@gunther-283: Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber.
30 Oct 2012, 18:42 pm
Ebony and Ivory.
30 Oct 2012, 18:49 pm
@gunther-288: That’s a very appropriate analogy. One likes to have *** with the disabled and the other is a Child Molester.
I’ll go with yours then.
30 Oct 2012, 18:50 pm
Actually scratch that. The one is blind and the other likes to have se x with the disabled.
30 Oct 2012, 18:50 pm
@gunther-288:
Topdeck!
30 Oct 2012, 18:54 pm
@gunther-288:
@stormersboy-290:
Brokebacks!
30 Oct 2012, 18:55 pm
@Transformation-265:
the thing about a handoff is its not really about the size or strength of either the (attempting) tackler or the ball carrier/runner. its really about timing it just right in order to catch the tackler somewhere inbetween him attempting to make the tackle and having commited to an exact and specific action in how he intends tackling the ball carrier.
once he’s commited to the decided tackle action its so difficult to change movement and compensate for the momemt at which the ball carrier (having calculated the right moment for effecting the handoff) carries through with it and palms/hits off the tackler in that sweet spot.
a great handoff is a bit of an extra momentum generator perhaps even for the carrier and of course a momentum degenerator/staller for the tackler.
of course its especially fun to see it done by a small carrier against a big tackler i suppose
30 Oct 2012, 18:56 pm
Which one is the chick in the relationship? I’m guessing ET? If he can turn his back on the country he loves, he shouldn’t have a problem turning his back on the man he loves?
Ohfuck. The vision has just caused gastric reflux of the worst kind.
30 Oct 2012, 18:57 pm
@gunther-288: Together in perfect harmony…
@stormersboy-289: Naah, this one prefers a bit of rumpy pumpy with Missus Stormersboy…
After she’s being gagging for it…
For a long long while….
@I am a stormer-291: Jouma?
30 Oct 2012, 18:58 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-294: Gastric reflux?
Must try not to swallow so often, hunnybuns… Okay?
30 Oct 2012, 19:01 pm
@Heavens Game-296: Is that all you got? 3/10. I’m feeling a little let down actually.
Take a 5 minute break, then come back and try again.
30 Oct 2012, 19:03 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-297: Let down?
Off your knees then girly…
Carpet burns very unsightly
30 Oct 2012, 19:10 pm
@Heavens Game-298: Better. 4/10.
30 Oct 2012, 19:14 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-299: Yes…
I spin you right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round…
Spun?
Now assume the position… hunnybuns…
Hoo ha…
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