Hore set for hefty ban

Hore set for hefty ban

26 Nov 2012

New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore has been cited for an off-the-ball incident which subsequently hospitalised Wales lock Bradley Davies.

Hore hit Davies off the ball during the initial stages of last Saturday’s Test in Cardiff. The incident was missed by matchday officials, but Hore has now been cited and looks likely to receive a lengthy suspension.

The time and date of the hearing, before the IRB’s appointed independent judicial officer, have yet to be fixed.

All Blacks coach Steve Hansen expects the hooker to be sidelined for some time. Hansen did not say as much, but has already called for a replacement ahead of the coming Test against England.

Dane Coles is expected to start at Twickenham.


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  • 9901.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:34 pm

    @Finfan-9884:
    sounds like your standard average hore in downtown auckland :lol:

  • 9902.ufo: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:35 pm

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

    On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
    (Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

    On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (the shoplifter special)?

    On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap,”
    (and that would be how???….)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
    (but, it’s “just” a suggestion).

    On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
    (well…duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
    (…and you thought????…)

    On packaging for a Rowena iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
    (but wouldn’t this save me more time)?

    On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
    (and…I’m taking this because???….)

    On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
    (as opposed to…what)?

    On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious)

    On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
    (talk about a news flash)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
    (Step 3: maybe, ooh…fly Delta?)

    On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
    (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

    On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”
    (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

    Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity.

  • 9903.Gumboots: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:35 pm

    @carol-9881:

    Did you feed the horses early? You couldn’t miss this for all the HOREses in the world…

  • 9904.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:35 pm

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-9876: lol like your style

  • 9905.Atreides: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:35 pm

    You guys are weird

  • 9906.shooter: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:35 pm

    at the end of page 200 a new champ will be crowned.

    This thread is going to make at least 10 100 though

    the site might crash.

    a little piece of advice. if you see this message:

    “Slow down… you’re posting too fast”

    then you probably didn’t make it….

  • 9907.playtheball: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:36 pm

    Hore thee! Hore thee! Thou art posting faster than mere mortals can read…

  • 9908.Jeraldjay: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:36 pm

    Fark I have to be in a meeting at 16h00.

  • 9909.carol: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:36 pm

    CALLING ALL CAPETONIAN KEOITES….An announcement on this historic thread!!

    I hearwith invite you to meet up for a beer or three after the Cape Argus.

    Venue TBC

    Any suggestions welcome!!

  • 9910.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:36 pm

    Final dash!!!! Let my signal be strong

  • 9911.willievz: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:36 pm

    @Jeraldjay-9908: I have just moved my 14h00 meeting UK time.

    I have more important business to attend to :lol:

  • 9912.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:36 pm

    @Jeraldjay-9908: Injury withdrawal :(

  • 9913.Jeraldjay: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:37 pm

    The best time to post is when we on 9980.

  • 9914.Mr Black: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:37 pm

    @Jeraldjay-9908: this should be done in 10 minutes

  • 9915.katman: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:37 pm

    Ah, just in time to get warmed up with a few practice posts and then BAM I hit the motherload.

  • 9916.willievz: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:37 pm

    @Mr Black-9914: easily

  • 9917.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:37 pm

    Eye of the Tiger…..no fear.

  • 9918.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:37 pm

    @ufo-9902:
    :lol:

  • 9919.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:38 pm

    @ufo-9863: I was overseas and I was on one of these tour bus trips, there was this odd German with us, and I remember asking him one evening if he knew what time the bus was leaving.

    He looked at me incredulously and answered “Yes” before walking away.

    :D

    Arschloch!

  • 9920.Mr Black: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:38 pm

    @willievz-9911: :lol:

  • 9921.Nikita: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:38 pm

    Goodness gracious me

  • 9922.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:38 pm

    @katman-9915: Money shot?

  • 9923.shooter: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:38 pm

    @Mr Black-9914: if everybody hold back…. for 20 minutes… there’ll be one less contender

  • 9924.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:38 pm

    Bulle bo!!!!!

  • 9925.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:38 pm

    Sh y te all the lurkers are starting to clock in now….

    Heyneke is clearing the bench, and they are all on the field…..phukmakesitharder.

  • 9926.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    rising up in the heat of the night….

  • 9927.katman: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    I’ve got my sweatband and fingerless gloves on. Feeling strong.

  • 9928.Mr Black: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    10 thousand!

  • 9929.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    Cant remember the last time I was this excited!

  • 9930.willievz: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    So close…

  • 9931.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @Nikita-9921: We going out to celebrate??

  • 9932.carol: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @Gumboots-9903:

    I have to flipping go out now!!

    Will miss the 10,000…..

    Then have to feed the HOREses, minus 12 last night here, they need some TLC !!

  • 9933.Treehugger: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @willievz-9911: nonono you must go to the other meeting I want the 10 000, don’t need the competition.

  • 9934.Gumboots: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    I have dreamt about this…

  • 9935.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @shooter-9923: Told you this was gonna get ugly…… ;)

  • 9936.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-9925: :mrgreen:

  • 9937.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    This is going to come ang go so quickly

  • 9938.Mr Black: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @shooter-9923: :lol:

  • 9939.willievz: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @Treehugger-9933: Sorry, it’s mine!!

  • 9940.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @katman-9927: Pierre? Is that you?

  • 9941.Taahirah: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    @stormersboy-9931: Sneaky…

  • 9942.katman: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:39 pm

    Headin’ into twilight
    Spreadin’ out her wings tonight
    She got you jumpin’ off the deck
    And shovin’ into overdrive

    Highway to the Danger Zone
    I’ll take you right into the Danger Zone

  • 9943.Jeraldjay: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    I feel like its 5 mins left against the AB’s in Dunedin and we 2 point ahead and Morne has a shot at goal to give us a 5 point advantage.

  • 9944.gunther: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    @willievz-9872:

    Well then you will enjoy these three karakters.

    I’m not sure they are genuine gingers though.

    :lol:

  • 9945.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    10 000 Maniacs???

  • 9946.willievz: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    @Jeraldjay-9943: Hahhahahaha!!!

  • 9947.carol: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    @Nikita-9921:

    You can join us for a beer too!!

    Bring Percy along please!! He will be safe, I will have just cycled 110kms!

  • 9948.katman: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-9940: De Chamois? Yes, it’s me.

  • 9949.ufo: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    @carol-9909:

    so you don’t wanna do the forries thing…??? :sad:

  • 9950.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment
    6 Dec 2012, 15:40 pm

    @i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-9926:
    hang on
    thats not right

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