Hore set for hefty ban

Hore set for hefty ban

New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore has been cited for an off-the-ball incident which subsequently hospitalised Wales lock Bradley Davies.

Hore hit Davies off the ball during the initial stages of last Saturday’s Test in Cardiff. The incident was missed by matchday officials, but Hore has now been cited and looks likely to receive a lengthy suspension.

The time and date of the hearing, before the IRB’s appointed independent judicial officer, have yet to be fixed.

All Blacks coach Steve Hansen expects the hooker to be sidelined for some time. Hansen did not say as much, but has already called for a replacement ahead of the coming Test against England.

Dane Coles is expected to start at Twickenham.


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  • 13451.skopdiekan: Reply to this comment

    it was more popular then.. very unique and well frequented by vegetarians and meat eaters alike.. wouldn’t be such a draw today.. this country is too diverse in tastes in the US or even in Europe and funny enough I was checking even North Africa has vegetarian restaurants.. SA does not .. any more.

  • 13452.victoriabok: Reply to this comment

    @skopdiekan-13451:

    Het jy die Hatikvah Deli geken?

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8078/3331/1600/hillbrow_hatikvah.jpg

    Een van die ouens wat saamp met my diensplig gedoen het het my van Fontana vertel, hoe hulle die deure afgehaal het toe die plek oopgemaak het, omdat die winkel nooit toegemaak het nie

  • 13453.victoriabok: Reply to this comment

    @cab-13450:

    Jy moet ien hoe vreet hulle Quinoa, Hemp en Spelt hier, alles “organic”

    As hulle shopping doen by die Health Store lyk dit soos Exclusive Books soos hulle staan en labels lees in die gange

    Maar as hulle Boom of Dop in die hande kry rook en suip hulle lekker, dan worry hulle nie wat daarin is nie

  • 13454.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    Only life version of the great johnny K song (Hillbrow) on the web is by the real ******** Stef Bos.First time he heard the song he thought it was a love song for a girl called “Hillbrow”.

    http://youtu.be/coDERRy9upU

  • 13455.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    ****** = d utcman.

  • 13456.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    this place is dead at night, as there are no numbers to be chased for now.

    Anyway, Same d utchman as per #13454 above, doing one of the best love songs ever , in any language:

    http://youtu.be/gKFqYeBRYfg

    lyrics:

    Ik zie hoe landen zich verscheuren
    Ik voel de kanker van cynisme
    Ik zie de mensen zonder dromen
    Ze vluchten in goedkope luxe
    In de ontevreden steden
    Jaagt de haat door oude straten
    De dreiging komt steeds dichterbij
    Maar ik, ik heb een medicijn

    Ik heb je lief
    Ik heb je liever
    Liever dan mijn leven
    Dan om het even wat
    Ik heb je lief
    Ik heb je liever
    Liever liefste
    Elke dag

    Wat ik ook wil zeggen
    Jij krijgt mijn woorden klein
    Was ik maar een dichter
    Dan kon ik dichter bij jou zijn
    Was ik maar het bloed
    Dat door jouw lichaam stroomt
    Dan sliep ik in je hart
    En ik woonde in jouw hoofd
    Want ik heb je lief
    Ik heb je liever
    Liever dan mijn leven
    Dan om het even wat
    Ik, ik heb je lief
    Ik heb je liever
    Liever Liefste
    Elke dag

    Ik heb je liever Liefste
    Elke dag
    Ik heb je liever Liefste
    Elke dag

  • 13457.Angostura: Reply to this comment

    @I am a stormer-13397:
    Another Time, Another Place:

    I Recall a Gypsy Woman
    Golden coins that jingle jangle
    Sultry steps down ROCKEY STREET
    Oh the embers of her dark eyes,
    They did dance a gypsy beat
    Pinot Noir in unctuous swallows
    In a trendy Leather Rose
    A pretty boy he swoons and bows,
    Rubs his lips across her blouse
    I recall a gypsy woman
    Diamond spangles in her eyes
    Ivory skin against the moonlight
    And a hint of “*** Paris”
    Mint auras waft from Scandalo’s
    And stir the darkness in my mind
    Oh magic woman please divine me
    Little know what haunts my kind
    Gypsy lady I hear your laughter
    And it dances in my head
    While Makuna reminisces,
    PRauPtly nightmares in your bed
    Oh, Gypsy woman, rich and beautiful,
    Lovers young and hot, old and rich,
    Queue up for your favour, but none will
    defy the charm and wit of the one, le Dauphin

  • 13458.Angostura: Reply to this comment

    @Angostura-13457:

    eish, blame KEO’s ridiculous Jannie Kruger-like censor:

    “*** Paris” = “G_a_y Paris”

  • 13459.BrumbiesBoy: Reply to this comment

    Hah, so Skop’s back in his old haunt, I see! Was going to start looking out for that battered old bakkie with the CA plates then realised that he’d flown up.

    Oh well, don’t worry Skops, you find the taxi service very efficient here, just make the appropriate hand signal (I believe you’re very good at that) and ye trusty Mageza will screech to a halt for you.

    You may hail him anywhere you like.

    And I mean anywhere…

    It’s part of the service.

  • 13460.katman: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim-13456: That’s cool. Jokannes K also did a beautiful love song on his Bloudruk album, called “Hoe ek voel”. Can’t find a video/mp3 link for it now.

    As ek jou net kon vertel
    as ek jou net kon laat sien
    sou ek ‘n skilder opdrag gee
    om ‘n prent vir jou te maak
    en as hy eindelik klaarmaak
    as hy sy meesterstuk voltooi
    sou jy weet, jy sou weet
    as jy teen die tyd nog vergeet
    hoe ek voel, hoe ek voel
    oor jou

    As ek jou net kon laat sien
    as ek jou net kon laat lees
    sou ek ‘n faksmasjien gaan huur
    en gedigte vir jou stuur
    en as jy anderkant dit kry
    as jy dit uithaal en jy kyk
    sou jy weet, jy sou weet
    as jy teen die tyd nog vergeet
    hoe ek voel, hoe ek voel
    oor jou

    As ek jou net kon laat lees
    as ek jou net kon laat ****
    sou ek ‘n koor na jou toe stuur
    ‘n serenade in die laatnaguur
    en as jy wakker word een aand
    en jou vensters staan wyd oop
    sou jy weet, sou jy weet
    as jy teen die tyd nog vergeet
    hoe ek voel, hoe ek voel
    oor jou

  • 13461.katman: Reply to this comment

    Found this cover by Amanda Strydom, which is not too shabby.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA16bv58Z7o

  • 13462.playtheball: Reply to this comment

    @katman-13461: More Katman. Amanda is ‘n bietjie over the top vir my, regte old-style Afrikaanse ak-trize. Klink of elke song die einde van die wereld voorspel.

    Maar ek onthou Kerkorrel se oorspronklike weergawe, dit was amazing.

  • 13463.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Playball

    No capetalk this morning

    Please

  • 13464.playtheball: Reply to this comment

    @Dawn-13463: It’s off Dawn. Ed Sheeran on the CD player:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV0TJZ7Kp40

  • 13465.Mr Black: Reply to this comment

    Talking of Joburg, was at Gold Reef City on tuesday, great fun!

    Traffic is kuk!!

  • 13466.Dawn: Reply to this comment

    Once more Skop rises to the occassion:

    “Pisswilly Rambo”
    :lol:

  • 13467.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    Thoughts for the day:

    1. Thisfuckingheat is becoming ridiculous. I am no longer amused.

    2. Spare a thought for the people of Westdene. Their sh y te is about to get real.

    3. Today is Cobras day.

  • 13468.John Galt: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-13467:
    Its always ‘Fat Cobra’ day in Cape Town.

  • 13469.John Galt: Reply to this comment

    Anyone see that US sevens player the other day?
    Surely the quickest bloke playing today. In any form of the game.

    http://www.rugbydump.com/2012/12/2933/is-carlin-isles-the-worlds-fastest-rugby-player

  • 13470.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    morning all,
    have been way too busy to post any comments yesterday and today.
    will pop in for a squiz though so keep it up everyone and well done on the good posting.

    some of the comments from yesterday were a larf haha
    katman, the douchejuice.blogspot.com was classic.

  • 13471.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @katman-13460:

    Great lyrics, thanks. Sadly there does not seem to be much live material from him on you tube… i could only find an interview where he talked about “Die ander kant” – It was probably one of his last interviews.

  • 13472.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    oh and well done keo site admin for the response on the malware issue:

    http://sitecheck.sucuri.net/results/www.keo.co.za

    Sitecheck Results
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  • 13473.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-13467:

    Let’s just hope there is no thunderstorms in JHB and they can play the full 50 overs. btw..i saw in a newspaper today Adam Gillchrist is giving 50 over cricket another 2-3 years – he reckons it will only be test – and 20 over – cricket from then onwards.

  • 13474.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim-13473: @Robzim-13473: Morning! I think he has a point…..

    With the advent of T20, the longer of the shorter versions is struggling to find a proper place. I have always said, there are 2 types of people who watch cricket:

    Those who favour the swish swash, over in a flash glamorous shy te (ADHD sufferers) and those who sit glued to a 5 day test (those who don’t have ADHD in other words)

    T20 has got the ADHD crew sorted.
    Test cricket still does it for the purists.

    50 Overs? Not so much. It would effect all sorts of ICC stuff though, were it to die.

  • 13475.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-13470: You’ve been WORKING Bakkies? :) Good on you.

  • 13476.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    For the millions who are interested :)

    http://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/Stormers-unveil-new-jersey-20121214

  • 13477.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    same kit to me
    .

  • 13478.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation-13477:

    ja.

    same kit different day.

  • 13479.skopdiekan: Reply to this comment

    skittle sticks sucks its for the birds.. give me baseball any day if you enamoured with smacking a ball out the park.. baseball at least does it far more effectively and with far more athleticism and skill and panache.. so neither are ‘pure’ sport in the ‘pure’ sense of the term.. same as golf can hardly be called ‘sport’ more like billiards and snooker or lawn bowls and croquet fitting into that category

    anyone get glued to a TV screen watching skittle sticks got some screws loose in their ‘sport’ appreciating heads. Rather take the dog for a walk you get far more sporting appreciation out of that.

  • 13480.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment

    @skopdiekan-13429: Taubie Kushlick used to put on plays ar Chelsea.”Jaques brel alive & well” etc
    Hello Skop.

  • 13481.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    More julle klomp gomgatte!!!!

  • 13482.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @gunther-13478: Selle kak ander dag?

  • 13483.Brads: Reply to this comment

    My Lord!

    This shower of a site has collapsed beyond belief.

    I assume this renegade thread is a round about way of declaring you punters have had enough of being controlled on what topics are debated.

  • 13484.skopdiekan: Reply to this comment

    @ryecatcher-13480: howdy rye – yip that she did though I never saw those reviews she was a close friend of my mothers sister I think she went to school with her .. I never set foot in the Chelsea hotel though I drove past it every day of my life for a period

    anyway out.. got some work to do

  • 13485.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @skopdiekan-13479: Skop golf requires a very unique set of skills. Sure most sports does but golf just takes it up a few notches. Imo it is a very pure sport and one has to admire a pro golfer. What they do is truly amazing.

  • 13486.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    john galt: wait for a kiwi to tell us there’s a faster blok in Rotorua ;-)

  • 13487.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-13476:

    @Transformation-13477:

    @gunther-13478:

    As somebody on Sport 24 commented: ” Buy the (replica) jersey now, it’s going to be worth a lot after 2013″!

  • 13488.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @Brads-13483: it’s a blog strike comrade….

  • 13489.BrumbiesBoy: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim-13473: Sadly Rob, it’s almost a given that if there’s cricket scheduled at the Wanderers IT WILL RAIN.

    Mark my words.

  • 13490.John Galt: Reply to this comment

    Watched a documentary on Bo Jackson on ESPN the other day.

    Motherfarker that was an athletic specimen. Could do it all.

    MLB all star and NFL pro bowl. Freak. Pity injury struck him down early.

  • 13491.BrumbiesBoy: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE-13485: Like the bumper sticker says: “Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf”.

  • 13492.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @skopdiekan-13479: Skittle sticks ? Lordyouareanamusing fella.

    @Robzim-13487: ;)

  • 13493.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @BrumbiesBoy-13489:

    There goes my plans of taking the afternoon off to relax in front of the tv set with half a dozen of beers.

  • 13494.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-13474: The way the game is moving it certainly looks like it. with the amount of T20 cricket on show these days 50 over cricket looks almost pedestrian in comparison. It has come down to me skipping the first 35 overs and watching the action from there on.
    I still love a five dayer though. Real skill and mental toughness and if on holiday it just gives me more excuses to sit and drink beer for 5 days!!

  • 13495.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @skopdiekan-13484: http://www.1485.org.za/doyouremember.html

    That mentions your family restaurant.

    Fascinating read actually.

  • 13496.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    @BrumbiesBoy-13491: Played on Wednesday again at Woodhill CC in Pretoria. Brilliant course but one that puts you back in your place very easy. 38 first nine follwed by a ball aching 44.

    Quick joke. Sitting 150 from the hole the guy asks his caddy: “Will I get there with a nine iron to which the caddy replied…….eventually!!

    Gottal love it though.

  • 13497.Brads: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation-13488:
    A strike!.
    You have to be organized to call it a strike.

    Can’t see any of that.

    More like abandonment by the owners of this shower.

  • 13498.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    It was a sunny Sunday morning, and Murray was beginning his preshot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. “Would the gentleman on the ladies’ tee please back up to the men’s tee.”

    Murray remained in his routine, seemingly unfazed by the interruption.

    A little louder: “Would the man on the women’s tee kindly back up to the men’s tee!”

    Murray rose up out of his stance, lowered his driver, and shouted, “Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?”

  • 13499.The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food: Reply to this comment

    @KWAGGA ROBERTSE-13494: Agree. T20 is what is growing the game, and Test cricket keeps the rest of us happy……

    I prefer test cricket, because contrary to what Skop says, there is a so much mental work and strategy involved, it’s more gripping than chess ;)

    @Brads-13497: I think the owners have decided not to waste much more of their time writing any new articles, or putting up any new threads…..
    They only need one thread…and theHORE is it.

  • 13500.KWAGGA ROBERTSE: Reply to this comment

    Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Quips

    #10 Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

    Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

    #9 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

    Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

    #8 Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

    Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

    #7 Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

    Caddy: “Eventually.”

    #6 Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

    Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

    #5 Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”

    Caddy: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”

    #4 Golfer: “How do you like my game?”

    Caddy: “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”

    #3 Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?

    Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

    #2 Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

    Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”

    and the #1 best caddy comment:

    Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”

    Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

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