Hore set for hefty ban

Hore set for hefty ban

New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore has been cited for an off-the-ball incident which subsequently hospitalised Wales lock Bradley Davies.

Hore hit Davies off the ball during the initial stages of last Saturday’s Test in Cardiff. The incident was missed by matchday officials, but Hore has now been cited and looks likely to receive a lengthy suspension.

The time and date of the hearing, before the IRB’s appointed independent judicial officer, have yet to be fixed.

All Blacks coach Steve Hansen expects the hooker to be sidelined for some time. Hansen did not say as much, but has already called for a replacement ahead of the coming Test against England.

Dane Coles is expected to start at Twickenham.


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  • 23101.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @willievz: thanks willie :-) baie trots

  • 23102.shooter: Reply to this comment

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?

    Where do they go?

    Wonder no more ! !

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

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    “Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
    “Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

  • 23103.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @shooter-23100: And nothing like the skill of running at a rounded 30km/h, placing irregular elliptical ball onto foot and chip with precision over an opposing defender, intent on cutting you in half, regather and score a try…

    Beats the “skill” of cricket any day…

  • 23104.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @Transformation-23093:
    hahaha
    and there you go again just blithley casting aspersions…
    whatever do you mean, Transie..?..

  • 23105.shooter: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23103: ok. if you say so.
    Go and face Dale Steyn for 18 balls.
    or Tait, or Shultz, or Morkel for that matter.
    Gary Kirsten’s innings of over 12 hours? No skill. Sure.
    Or bat while 80 000 Indian fans are going crazy for you to lose your wicket.
    No skill? No mindset? No sport?

  • 23106.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @shooter-23096:
    ja, but he’s easily mistaken for denzel washington.

    @Transformation-23098:
    :lol:

  • 23107.shooter: Reply to this comment

    @i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-23106: all the time…

  • 23108.John Galt: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23103:
    Ya ya, Id like to see you or anyone for that matter take a hit to the helmet like Smith just took from Bracewell.
    And he’s not the quickest around.

    What about Marshall hitting Gatting, I think it was, flush on the nose without a helmet?

    There is fear there and skill required to overcome it.

  • 23109.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @shooter-23105:
    i agree,
    sure it might not excite me as much as rugby does but it’s still as much a sport in its own right.

    ’80 000 indians going crazy’… :lol:

  • 23110.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @shooter-23105: Farken pu.ssies in comparison to a Henry Honiball hit, a Jonah Lomu steam roller, a Jason Leonard right shoulder, a Richie McCaw cleanout or a BI Lions “99″ call…

    An innings, skill? Farkoff, nothing more than mind numbingly boring self hypnosis…

    80 000 Indian fans are going crazy for you to lose your wicket – jeez, I reckon a farken Britney Spears concert gets more hysteria for absolutely farkall….

    Stupid farken game thats lost its way totally

  • 23111.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @John Galt-23108:
    i’d love to see them in a boxing ring.
    biff, kallis and steyn clearly look like they could go a few rounds but the rest look like they’d crumple at the first punch.
    i’d bet there’d be a few surprise packages though.

  • 23112.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @John Galt-23108: “take a hit to the helmet like Smith just took from Bracewell.”… fark now that makes me farken LMAO… a “hit to the helmet” in comparison to having a testicle rucked out of your scrotum as happened to Buck Shelford and you trying to bullshitt that cricket is “scary” or “tough”…

  • 23113.John Galt: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23110:
    I reckon you put Richie, Jonah or any of them in cricket pads and ask them to face Steyn, Tait or any of the quicks from yesteryear and they will scream like little girls.

    Different sports, different skills, different fear.

  • 23114.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @John Galt-23113: You farken dreaming big cricketing hero dreams… They face Tait and Steyn and whatever rambolina quickie in the middle and then face them on their own turf in a ruck, maul or a direct mano a mano tackle then we see who actually screams like little girls… Wont be the ruggabuggers guaranteed…

  • 23115.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    @John Galt-23113:

    Watch ******** Irfan from Pakistan… He is a giant measuring 7ft1. Some say he is even taller.

  • 23116.Gumboots: Reply to this comment

    Why would M ohammad be starred?

  • 23117.John Galt: Reply to this comment

    @Gumboots-23115:
    Ya seen a bit of him already. Bit of uncertainty about his height, some say he’s 6.10, others say hes over 7 ft.

    He’s not that quick, gets alot of bounce though. Theres a youtube clip of Strauss smashing him around a bit.

    Should be interesting to watch anyhow.

  • 23118.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @John Galt-23108: Geoff Thomson once struck a helmetless Viv Richards on the head.

    Viv just continued to chew his bubblegum and showed a “**** you” sign to Geoff.

  • 23119.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @willievz-23118:

    It was a V for Viv.

    :lol:

    Kiwi bowling reminds me of Capo.

  • 23120.Angostura: Reply to this comment

    @i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-23095:
    For one thing, Denzil doesn’t incessantly chew gum like some teenager …

  • 23121.Angostura: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23097:
    The non-WASPs took the game to a different level – perhaps that’s why you disown it?

  • 23122.wnbb: Reply to this comment

    @i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-23079: Hahaha!Says the man that sees a cheating Kiwi behind every tree. :D

  • 23123.skopdiekan: Reply to this comment

    Spittle sticks is not a sport man please bunch of pathetic weasels play this colonial throw back excuse of a ‘game’

    Face Trait or Ambrose or Steyn or Lee, who you trying to kid, it takes more courage for a 15 year old gymnast balancing on the balance beam.

    Grown men playing skittish sticks and thinking they all macho what a fng laugh.

  • 23124.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Angostura-23121: You could say that… a different level… the level where bookies determine the result…

    A quaint pastime or a lesson in manners at best, never a farken proper sport of courage, endevour, skill or true cameraderie…

    Farken corrupt, useless farken excuse for a sport…

  • 23125.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    Cricket… a macho sport? Chrissakes dont be farken daft man….

  • 23126.gunther: Reply to this comment

    And here comes the band.

    A couple of black labels to get them going.

  • 23127.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @Angostura-23120:
    hehehe

    @wnbb-23122:
    thats right… you are “crazy”…

    anyway, you say i cheating kiwis behind bushes as though its a ‘conspiracy’… kiwi rugby players and teams are notorious cheats, everbody knows this.

  • 23128.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @gunther-23126: I will probably make myself unpopular by saying this, but that band irritates the hell out of me.

  • 23129.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @skopdiekan-23123:
    hello Skop,
    is it one of ‘those’ days again..?.. :lol:

  • 23130.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    @willievz-23128:
    :lol:

    no willie, you are not alone in this.

    that band works away, and works away, and works away at me as the day progesses. perhaps they could play a little more softly or do something with the instruments?

  • 23131.Angostura: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23124: Test cricket (especially a series of 5 Tests between well-matched opponents) is ultimately a contest of (military) strategy & tactics in which the players are the forces with diverse strengths & weaknesses, & the diverse pitches, weather conditions, the spin of the coin, injuries, unforseen weather interruptions, etc. are the variables that unpredictably influence the theatres of battle where the officers & forces meet.

    Tis an engrossing war game … if you like … second to none.

  • 23132.Transformation: Reply to this comment

    @willievz-23128: some of their songs are risque to roff…lyrics wise :lol:

  • 23133.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @willievz-23128:

    For me the problem is that they only seem to know one song.

    Very emboerrit.

  • 23134.BrumbiesBoy: Reply to this comment

    @CharlesM-23099: But I’ll settle for a bonus point for finishing within seven posts (either side of the magical 000 mark I hasten to add)!!!

    :-)

  • 23135.BrumbiesBoy: Reply to this comment

    @shooter-23102: Hahaha you had me going there!

    :lol:

  • 23136.i_love_u_bakkiesbotha: Reply to this comment

    to me they’re a much louder south african version of a mariachi band with a base drum and a few other instruments thrown in.

  • 23137.willievz: Reply to this comment

    @gunther-23133: Indeed.

    Hooooooooooooooo
    Ho ho ho
    Ho ho ho
    Ho ho
    Ho hoooooo

  • 23138.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Angostura-23131: Bullshitt… Want strategy play chess or watch a game between grandmasters… Not some pretentious pantomime in the sun…

  • 23139.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23138: One game of Risk got more strategy and tactics than a years worth of Test Cricket…

  • 23140.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @gunther-23133:

    Exactly, it is not as if we expect them to be able to play the latest David Bowie tune that was released this week but at least they should have mastered the rhythm section of “Gimme Hope Johanna” by now.

  • 23141.BrumbiesBoy: Reply to this comment

    @willievz-23137: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Very boring after 10 minutes.

    And I suppose you’re expected to reach into your pocket every time you walk past them?

    No thanks.

  • 23142.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @willievz-23137:

    Like a constipated Santa Claus.

  • 23143.Robzim: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23138:

    Graeme Smith is no Kasparov or Tal for sure.

  • 23144.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim-23140:

    Rumour has it they now have five songs in their repertoire.

    That may very well be.

    But when the saints sounds the same as the national anthem it’s time to fire the fat conductor.

  • 23145.willievz: Reply to this comment

    By the way

    Here is the profile of the number one chess player in the world:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Carlsen

    Who does not look anything like a chess player

  • 23146.ufo: Reply to this comment

    is it my imagination…

    or does cameron van den berg look like biff’s love-child…?

    or klein boet…

  • 23147.ufo: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim-23140:

    serious rob…? has bowie released a new album…?

    cool stuff…

  • 23148.gunther: Reply to this comment

    @Robzim-23143:

    No but neither is Princess BOOM.

    Don’t feed the animals.

  • 23149.Angostura: Reply to this comment

    @Heavens Game-23138:
    but board games take place in controlled, “sterile” environments – there is no contending with the elements (force of nature) & there is no actual, real time physical contests between athletes
    yet, intellectual contests between their respective “backroom” & on-field strategists/tacticians (as is the case with board games) are there as well …
    a truly special game

    The one remains merely an intellectual game, & the other transcends that …
    and that’s that

  • 23150.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment

    @willievz-23145: Anand is the World Champ though… Carlsen might have the highest rating ever but not a fark would he be able to face off the real legends like Capablanca, Fischer, Tal, Karpov, Kasparov… One look from Tal through the haze of black smoke from his Soviet cancersticks and Carlsen will farken stick to modelling…

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