Hore set for hefty ban
26 Nov 2012
New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore has been cited for an off-the-ball incident which subsequently hospitalised Wales lock Bradley Davies.
Hore hit Davies off the ball during the initial stages of last Saturday’s Test in Cardiff. The incident was missed by matchday officials, but Hore has now been cited and looks likely to receive a lengthy suspension.
The time and date of the hearing, before the IRB’s appointed independent judicial officer, have yet to be fixed.
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen expects the hooker to be sidelined for some time. Hansen did not say as much, but has already called for a replacement ahead of the coming Test against England.
Dane Coles is expected to start at Twickenham.

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11 Jan 2013, 10:27 am
@willievz: thanks willie
baie trots
11 Jan 2013, 10:31 am
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
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“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
11 Jan 2013, 10:35 am
@shooter-23100: And nothing like the skill of running at a rounded 30km/h, placing irregular elliptical ball onto foot and chip with precision over an opposing defender, intent on cutting you in half, regather and score a try…
Beats the “skill” of cricket any day…
11 Jan 2013, 10:38 am
@Transformation-23093:
hahaha
and there you go again just blithley casting aspersions…
whatever do you mean, Transie..?..
11 Jan 2013, 10:41 am
@Heavens Game-23103: ok. if you say so.
Go and face Dale Steyn for 18 balls.
or Tait, or Shultz, or Morkel for that matter.
Gary Kirsten’s innings of over 12 hours? No skill. Sure.
Or bat while 80 000 Indian fans are going crazy for you to lose your wicket.
No skill? No mindset? No sport?
11 Jan 2013, 10:42 am
@shooter-23096:
ja, but he’s easily mistaken for denzel washington.
@Transformation-23098:
11 Jan 2013, 10:45 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-23106: all the time…
11 Jan 2013, 10:46 am
@Heavens Game-23103:
Ya ya, Id like to see you or anyone for that matter take a hit to the helmet like Smith just took from Bracewell.
And he’s not the quickest around.
What about Marshall hitting Gatting, I think it was, flush on the nose without a helmet?
There is fear there and skill required to overcome it.
11 Jan 2013, 10:46 am
@shooter-23105:
i agree,
sure it might not excite me as much as rugby does but it’s still as much a sport in its own right.
’80 000 indians going crazy’…
11 Jan 2013, 10:48 am
@shooter-23105: Farken pu.ssies in comparison to a Henry Honiball hit, a Jonah Lomu steam roller, a Jason Leonard right shoulder, a Richie McCaw cleanout or a BI Lions “99″ call…
An innings, skill? Farkoff, nothing more than mind numbingly boring self hypnosis…
80 000 Indian fans are going crazy for you to lose your wicket – jeez, I reckon a farken Britney Spears concert gets more hysteria for absolutely farkall….
Stupid farken game thats lost its way totally
11 Jan 2013, 10:49 am
@John Galt-23108:
i’d love to see them in a boxing ring.
biff, kallis and steyn clearly look like they could go a few rounds but the rest look like they’d crumple at the first punch.
i’d bet there’d be a few surprise packages though.
11 Jan 2013, 10:52 am
@John Galt-23108: “take a hit to the helmet like Smith just took from Bracewell.”… fark now that makes me farken LMAO… a “hit to the helmet” in comparison to having a testicle rucked out of your scrotum as happened to Buck Shelford and you trying to bullshitt that cricket is “scary” or “tough”…
11 Jan 2013, 10:54 am
@Heavens Game-23110:
I reckon you put Richie, Jonah or any of them in cricket pads and ask them to face Steyn, Tait or any of the quicks from yesteryear and they will scream like little girls.
Different sports, different skills, different fear.
11 Jan 2013, 10:58 am
@John Galt-23113: You farken dreaming big cricketing hero dreams… They face Tait and Steyn and whatever rambolina quickie in the middle and then face them on their own turf in a ruck, maul or a direct mano a mano tackle then we see who actually screams like little girls… Wont be the ruggabuggers guaranteed…
11 Jan 2013, 11:00 am
@John Galt-23113:
Watch ******** Irfan from Pakistan… He is a giant measuring 7ft1. Some say he is even taller.
11 Jan 2013, 11:01 am
Why would M ohammad be starred?
11 Jan 2013, 11:06 am
@Gumboots-23115:
Ya seen a bit of him already. Bit of uncertainty about his height, some say he’s 6.10, others say hes over 7 ft.
He’s not that quick, gets alot of bounce though. Theres a youtube clip of Strauss smashing him around a bit.
Should be interesting to watch anyhow.
11 Jan 2013, 11:15 am
@John Galt-23108: Geoff Thomson once struck a helmetless Viv Richards on the head.
Viv just continued to chew his bubblegum and showed a “**** you” sign to Geoff.
11 Jan 2013, 11:21 am
@willievz-23118:
It was a V for Viv.
Kiwi bowling reminds me of Capo.
11 Jan 2013, 11:25 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-23095:
For one thing, Denzil doesn’t incessantly chew gum like some teenager …
11 Jan 2013, 11:30 am
@Heavens Game-23097:
The non-WASPs took the game to a different level – perhaps that’s why you disown it?
11 Jan 2013, 11:36 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-23079: Hahaha!Says the man that sees a cheating Kiwi behind every tree.
11 Jan 2013, 11:42 am
Spittle sticks is not a sport man please bunch of pathetic weasels play this colonial throw back excuse of a ‘game’
Face Trait or Ambrose or Steyn or Lee, who you trying to kid, it takes more courage for a 15 year old gymnast balancing on the balance beam.
Grown men playing skittish sticks and thinking they all macho what a fng laugh.
11 Jan 2013, 11:51 am
@Angostura-23121: You could say that… a different level… the level where bookies determine the result…
A quaint pastime or a lesson in manners at best, never a farken proper sport of courage, endevour, skill or true cameraderie…
Farken corrupt, useless farken excuse for a sport…
11 Jan 2013, 11:53 am
Cricket… a macho sport? Chrissakes dont be farken daft man….
11 Jan 2013, 11:53 am
And here comes the band.
A couple of black labels to get them going.
11 Jan 2013, 11:54 am
@Angostura-23120:
hehehe
@wnbb-23122:
thats right… you are “crazy”…
anyway, you say i cheating kiwis behind bushes as though its a ‘conspiracy’… kiwi rugby players and teams are notorious cheats, everbody knows this.
11 Jan 2013, 11:55 am
@gunther-23126: I will probably make myself unpopular by saying this, but that band irritates the hell out of me.
11 Jan 2013, 11:55 am
@skopdiekan-23123:
hello Skop,
is it one of ‘those’ days again..?..
11 Jan 2013, 12:05 pm
@willievz-23128:
no willie, you are not alone in this.
that band works away, and works away, and works away at me as the day progesses. perhaps they could play a little more softly or do something with the instruments?
11 Jan 2013, 12:07 pm
@Heavens Game-23124: Test cricket (especially a series of 5 Tests between well-matched opponents) is ultimately a contest of (military) strategy & tactics in which the players are the forces with diverse strengths & weaknesses, & the diverse pitches, weather conditions, the spin of the coin, injuries, unforseen weather interruptions, etc. are the variables that unpredictably influence the theatres of battle where the officers & forces meet.
Tis an engrossing war game … if you like … second to none.
11 Jan 2013, 12:07 pm
@willievz-23128: some of their songs are risque to roff…lyrics wise
11 Jan 2013, 12:10 pm
@willievz-23128:
For me the problem is that they only seem to know one song.
Very emboerrit.
11 Jan 2013, 12:10 pm
@CharlesM-23099: But I’ll settle for a bonus point for finishing within seven posts (either side of the magical 000 mark I hasten to add)!!!
11 Jan 2013, 12:12 pm
@shooter-23102: Hahaha you had me going there!
11 Jan 2013, 12:18 pm
to me they’re a much louder south african version of a mariachi band with a base drum and a few other instruments thrown in.
11 Jan 2013, 12:26 pm
@gunther-23133: Indeed.
Hooooooooooooooo
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho
Ho hoooooo
11 Jan 2013, 12:26 pm
@Angostura-23131: Bullshitt… Want strategy play chess or watch a game between grandmasters… Not some pretentious pantomime in the sun…
11 Jan 2013, 12:28 pm
@Heavens Game-23138: One game of Risk got more strategy and tactics than a years worth of Test Cricket…
11 Jan 2013, 12:32 pm
@gunther-23133:
Exactly, it is not as if we expect them to be able to play the latest David Bowie tune that was released this week but at least they should have mastered the rhythm section of “Gimme Hope Johanna” by now.
11 Jan 2013, 12:33 pm
@willievz-23137:
Very boring after 10 minutes.
And I suppose you’re expected to reach into your pocket every time you walk past them?
No thanks.
11 Jan 2013, 12:33 pm
@willievz-23137:
Like a constipated Santa Claus.
11 Jan 2013, 12:35 pm
@Heavens Game-23138:
Graeme Smith is no Kasparov or Tal for sure.
11 Jan 2013, 12:36 pm
@Robzim-23140:
Rumour has it they now have five songs in their repertoire.
That may very well be.
But when the saints sounds the same as the national anthem it’s time to fire the fat conductor.
11 Jan 2013, 12:38 pm
By the way
Here is the profile of the number one chess player in the world:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Carlsen
Who does not look anything like a chess player
11 Jan 2013, 12:39 pm
is it my imagination…
or does cameron van den berg look like biff’s love-child…?
or klein boet…
11 Jan 2013, 12:40 pm
@Robzim-23140:
serious rob…? has bowie released a new album…?
cool stuff…
11 Jan 2013, 12:42 pm
@Robzim-23143:
No but neither is Princess BOOM.
Don’t feed the animals.
11 Jan 2013, 12:43 pm
@Heavens Game-23138:
but board games take place in controlled, “sterile” environments – there is no contending with the elements (force of nature) & there is no actual, real time physical contests between athletes
yet, intellectual contests between their respective “backroom” & on-field strategists/tacticians (as is the case with board games) are there as well …
a truly special game
The one remains merely an intellectual game, & the other transcends that …
and that’s that
11 Jan 2013, 12:52 pm
@willievz-23145: Anand is the World Champ though… Carlsen might have the highest rating ever but not a fark would he be able to face off the real legends like Capablanca, Fischer, Tal, Karpov, Kasparov… One look from Tal through the haze of black smoke from his Soviet cancersticks and Carlsen will farken stick to modelling…
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