Hore set for hefty ban
26 Nov 2012
New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore has been cited for an off-the-ball incident which subsequently hospitalised Wales lock Bradley Davies.
Hore hit Davies off the ball during the initial stages of last Saturday’s Test in Cardiff. The incident was missed by matchday officials, but Hore has now been cited and looks likely to receive a lengthy suspension.
The time and date of the hearing, before the IRB’s appointed independent judicial officer, have yet to be fixed.
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen expects the hooker to be sidelined for some time. Hansen did not say as much, but has already called for a replacement ahead of the coming Test against England.
Dane Coles is expected to start at Twickenham.
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25 Jan 2013, 20:00 pm
@BrumbiesBoy-26732: Thanks for that! doesn’t sound good unfortunately. Maybe we’re wrong – i hope.
25 Jan 2013, 20:01 pm
“I am not getting smaller..
I am getting away from you.”
Dubya
25 Jan 2013, 20:02 pm
I do not want the peace which passeth all understanding…
I want the understanding which bringeth peace.
25 Jan 2013, 20:03 pm
“I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, ***, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
Eminem
25 Jan 2013, 20:10 pm
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
25 Jan 2013, 20:11 pm
Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege.
25 Jan 2013, 20:13 pm
A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart,
but he’s not very bright.
25 Jan 2013, 20:15 pm
I drink too much.
The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Lance Armstrong
25 Jan 2013, 20:16 pm
He may look like an idiot…
and talk like an idiot…
but don’t let that fool you.
He really is an idiot.
25 Jan 2013, 20:17 pm
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
25 Jan 2013, 20:18 pm
My wife said I never listened to her.
At least I think that’s what she said.
25 Jan 2013, 20:18 pm
@ufo-26758:
Oh oh, you’ll have ET in here bobbing for olives sooner than you think
25 Jan 2013, 20:20 pm
@ufo-26756: Amen Brother!
25 Jan 2013, 20:24 pm
@victoriabok-26762:
@stormersboy-26763:
hehehe
yeah… and i’m doing a lot of abusing…
but i’m dragging an unknown champion to the finish line… they just don’t know it yet…
and they can thank me later…
25 Jan 2013, 20:25 pm
A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
25 Jan 2013, 20:26 pm
He who smiles in a crisis
has found someone else to blame!
25 Jan 2013, 20:27 pm
I never really grew up…
i only learned how to behave in public.
25 Jan 2013, 20:28 pm
Worrying works!
90% of the things you worry about never happen!!!
25 Jan 2013, 20:30 pm
Sorry, I can’t see you tonight…
my uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died…
but maybe next time…
25 Jan 2013, 20:32 pm
I was walking down the road…
this guy waved to me… and he came up to me and said,
“I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.”
And I said,
“I am.”
25 Jan 2013, 20:33 pm
When I read about the evils of drinking…
I gave up reading.
25 Jan 2013, 20:36 pm
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit…
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
25 Jan 2013, 20:36 pm
4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20′s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40′s, and a preacher when in her 60′s, and now – in her 80′s – a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
(Wait for it)
She smiled and explained,
“I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”
LOL!!!!
25 Jan 2013, 20:37 pm
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said,
“I’m going to mop the floor with your face.”
I said, “You’ll be sorry.”
He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?”
I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
25 Jan 2013, 20:37 pm
God must love stupid people.
He made SO many.
25 Jan 2013, 20:38 pm
I always take life with a grain of salt…
plus a slice of lemon…
and a shot of tequila…!
25 Jan 2013, 20:39 pm
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together
and there was only one life jacket…
I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
25 Jan 2013, 20:40 pm
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
25 Jan 2013, 20:41 pm
Never…
under any circumstances…
take a sleeping pill…
and a laxative…
on the same night…!
25 Jan 2013, 20:41 pm
If winning isn’t everything…
why do they keep score?
25 Jan 2013, 20:41 pm
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
25 Jan 2013, 20:42 pm
@ufo-26706:
@ufo-26750:
Hi,
Nice quotes.
Re Arnold Swatzenegger- do you remember the ex nat politician called Piet Koornhof?- I once read a article on him in which he was quoted that of all the famous people he has met (and he has met lots being ambassador at United nations etc..) Arnold was by far the man the most impressive!
Anyway, thats just useless info…
Please forward the mail and pics to robbluewaters@gmail.com
25 Jan 2013, 20:45 pm
Bores can be divided into two classes…
those who have their own particular subject…
and those who do not need a subject.
25 Jan 2013, 20:45 pm
The best way to get most husbands to do something…
is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
25 Jan 2013, 20:48 pm
this is my charity drive…
raising posts in support of the hore…
25 Jan 2013, 20:50 pm
@Robzim-26782:
hey bud…
not useless at all… arnold is one of those down-to-earth common sense people who’s a lot wiser than his movies often suggest…
have emailed you…
25 Jan 2013, 20:51 pm
@ufo-26785:
> this is my charity drive…
> raising posts in support of the hore…
Or
driving your raised post in the hore?
25 Jan 2013, 20:51 pm
be prepared to be shocked…
25 Jan 2013, 20:52 pm
@Robzim-26782:
> Arnold was by far the man the most impressive
Piet did beat him with much more impressive ears though
25 Jan 2013, 20:53 pm
@victoriabok-26787:
well… that didn’t last very long…
26754.victoriabok:
25 Jan 2013, 20:03 pm “I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, ***, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Simple as that.”Eminem
25 Jan 2013, 20:54 pm
@ufo-26786:
Thanks a lot…. will have a look just now…
25 Jan 2013, 21:00 pm
@ufo-26790:
Hey, I didn’t discriminate
If you throw bait like that out don’t be surprised when you get a bite
25 Jan 2013, 21:02 pm
The best way to get rid of a telemarketer
is to ask them what they are wearing
25 Jan 2013, 21:03 pm
Properly trained…
a man can be dog’s best friend.
25 Jan 2013, 21:03 pm
Nothing is so embarrassing…
as watching someone do something…
that you said couldn’t be done.
25 Jan 2013, 21:04 pm
Always and never…
are two words you should always remember to never use.
25 Jan 2013, 21:06 pm
Think of how stupid the average person is…
and then realize half of them are stupider than that.
25 Jan 2013, 21:07 pm
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
25 Jan 2013, 21:07 pm
It’s a recession when your neighbors loses his job…
it’s a depression when you lose yours…!
25 Jan 2013, 21:08 pm
I once prayed to god for a bike…
but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…
so I stole a bike…
and prayed for his forgiveness.
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