Hore set for hefty ban
26 Nov 2012
New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore has been cited for an off-the-ball incident which subsequently hospitalised Wales lock Bradley Davies.
Hore hit Davies off the ball during the initial stages of last Saturday’s Test in Cardiff. The incident was missed by matchday officials, but Hore has now been cited and looks likely to receive a lengthy suspension.
The time and date of the hearing, before the IRB’s appointed independent judicial officer, have yet to be fixed.
All Blacks coach Steve Hansen expects the hooker to be sidelined for some time. Hansen did not say as much, but has already called for a replacement ahead of the coming Test against England.
Dane Coles is expected to start at Twickenham.
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25 Jan 2013, 21:18 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 21:29 pm
it explains a lot that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T)…
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25 Jan 2013, 21:31 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 21:33 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 21:36 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 21:36 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 21:37 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 21:43 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 21:49 pm
Lol you going to run out of things to say. I could help out but have only got a lot of nasty nasty animal stuff right now and that would be a downer for all.
So Thursday we had temperatures in the low 50′s, that was a first for me I think. It was confirmed on Morning live this morning.
You have no idea how hideous that kind of heat is.
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25 Jan 2013, 22:02 pm
Was only supposed to be 38, which is unbearable already, how could they have got it so wrong and why were there no warnings about that kind of heat.
25 Jan 2013, 22:03 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 22:04 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 22:05 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 22:07 pm
However rare true love may be…
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25 Jan 2013, 22:09 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 22:10 pm
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25 Jan 2013, 22:11 pm
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Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell…
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