Hahahaha, in Old School when they’re kidnapping one of the pledges, the woman comes in with a grocery bag, saying “What’s going on?”

Frnak responds, “You tell anyone about this and I’ll f*cking kill you….I’m kidding, I’m kidding, we’ll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.” (reaches into the grocery bbag and takes out some cheese balls…)

Or when he’s running naked in the streets after “Frank the Tank” comes out…

“Frank, what are you doing!?”
“We’re…we’re going streaking! Were going up the quad and to the gymnasium!”
“Who is?”
“The…We…(looks back)…there’s more coming.”
“Frank, get in the car.”
“But…everybody’s doing it!”
“Frank! NOW!”
“Ok.”

Looking forward, as always, to the insights of a previous player. Make your mark (no pun intended) and give us some decent front row and scrummaging commentary. No one else on here ever really offered much of value in that dept. You’ll be the resident specialist now.

Haha, thanks – but Tank knows a fair bit more about the game than I do. Keo did good here, you guys will enjoy Tank’s thoughts. And he is never shy to engage with guys that commentate.

SA Rugby Magazine will launch its own website (part of Highbury Safika) soon. Expect all the old contributors there, Simon will head that up I think.

Keo owns this place.

CT Stadium is bloody amazing, the seats all face the centre of the pitch and much more room so a fat *** “oom” next to you won’t crush your kidneys. Also see MyCiti Buss system, more moving space and the vibrant neigbourhood of Green Point, McDonalds right by the stadium and of course the toilets don’t look like the stalls they have at Khayelitsha!

which movie is it where he says; ‘dont make me put my big boy pants on!’

Ricky Bobby: Shake and bake! Ricky Bobby: If you ain’t first, you’re last!

Ricky Bobby: Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.

Ricky Bobby: From now on, it’s Magic Man and El Diablo.
Cal Naughton, Jr: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It’s like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.

Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

Ricky Bobby: I’ve sent in my application to the Real World. So I’m hoping to hear back from that. I’m putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I’m also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like… like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, “hey, what’s up guys? Want some crack?” I’m just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

Ricky Bobby: (running around the racetrack in his underwear, thinks he is on fire) Help me *****! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! Help me Oprah Winfrey!

Ron Burgundy: I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I’m very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron Burgundy: I’m in a glass case of emotion.

Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting.

Ron Burgundy (looking in mirror): Mmmmm… I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone… come and see how good I look.

Ron Burgundy (to Veronica): It’s all right, my sweet chinchilla.

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Chazz: It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.

Chazz: My victory in Boston was as sweet as the cream pie from the city it’s named after.

But like Ferrell, not for everybody.

for the stomers i would suggest Rick Bobby’s; ‘if you ain’t first, you last’.