Taute’s groin torture

Taute’s groin torture

26 Feb 2013

Jaco Taute won’t play for the Stormers against the Sharks because of injury.

Taute took a heavy blow to the groin in the 25-17 defeat against the Bulls and is in hospital for observation after passing blood in his urine.

Stormers coach Allister Coetzee confirmed the Lions import has already been ruled out of the visit to Durban but there is less certainty as to the seriousness of the blow.

Joe Pietersen is expected to start at fullback and he may also be given the goalkicking duties to allow Elton Jantjies to settle at flyhalf and concentrate on his all-round tactical game.

Prop Pat Cilliers, who left the field with concussion, did not train but the management are confident he will be cleared for selection. Midfielder Juan de Jongh ran with the squad on Monday but a decision on his availability will only be made following Tuesday’s practise.

By Mark Keohane


386 Comments

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  • 351.Lang Giel: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:16 pm

    A serious injury for any Lions export. Brain linked to the groin.

  • 352.Angostura: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:17 pm

    @SpringbokSarah-331:

    Vale discipulus

  • 353.victoriabok: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:18 pm

    @gunther-348:

    Drinking Katemba again I see? :-)

  • 354.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:19 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-228: Welcome.Please make us laugh

  • 355.gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:34 pm

    @victoriabok-353:

    There’s only one Kaptein Katemba here.

    he has three balls and lives in Philly.

    he uses a soda stream and 30 year old pinotage.

  • 356.victoriabok: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:36 pm

    @gunther-355:

    Now I understand the drivel he posts here, having a sugar rush while drunk would do it

  • 357.victoriabok: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:37 pm

    @gunther-355:

    > he uses a soda stream and 30 year old pinotage.

    Or alternatively 30 year old Lieberstein and Walmart Cola?

  • 358.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:40 pm

    @victoriabok-357:
    Geez VB, even Soda Stream is 30 years old

  • 359.victoriabok: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:50 pm

    @nortierd-358:

    He uses Walmart no-name Cola, he’s to cheap to buy a Soda Stream, he left his old one in SA

    He fled with only a suitcase full of badminton racquets and the complete set of 1984 Scope magazines, albeit a bit sticky

  • 360.gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 17:59 pm

    @nortierd-358:

    Extraball doesn’t call it that.

    He calls it his Non-Racial Emporium of Fizz.

  • 361.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:04 pm

    @victoriabok-359:
    @gunther-360:
    :-D
    Mix is mix

  • 362.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:15 pm

    @RL-311: we are not ashamed of our team RL make no mistake, they know that ;)

    now where are your globetrotting Liond playing next?

  • 363.Tuna: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:27 pm

    @Transformation-362: At least the Lions are doing the utmost to make the best of it.
    What did your team do?

  • 364.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:27 pm

    @ryecatcher-354:

    Why thank you kind Sir, Mr Catcher
    A man on Keo of great stature
    Let me think really quick
    of some limerick
    and return the compliment right backatya…! :wink:

  • 365.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:29 pm

    Well now the brain is in limerick gear.

    There was a Shark’s fan in Putney
    Who was terribly fond of chutney
    but when offered a spice
    hotter than chili by thrice
    He said, “Nee, ek hou nie n vulkaan uit my gat nie!”

  • 366.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:31 pm

    Apologies in advance. Please send complaints to Mr Catcher.

    There was a young Sharksgirl in Durban
    Who went to Kings Park in a turban
    But once safely inside
    She confessed she did hide
    beneath it, a half-jack of bourbon.

  • 367.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:32 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-365: Fantastic.Please continue

  • 368.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:33 pm

    Good evening. Here is the news.

    To rid the King’s team of Honkies
    Cheeky’s plan is evilly bonky
    You see their poor little winkies
    are as small as their pinkies,
    so he’ll sign aMadoda hung like donkeys!

  • 369.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:34 pm

    The Jacaranda town of Pretoria
    is gripped in a wave of euphoria.
    The Stormers they came
    and they played really lame
    and Bulls fans are all Victor/Victoria!?

  • 370.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:36 pm

    They’re a pitiful team, the Stormers
    from coaches all the way down to bench warmers.
    It seems forever on their big night
    They suffer from terminal stage-fright
    and play like a flock of Koue Bokkeveld Dormers!

  • 371.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:37 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-364: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-365: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-366: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-368: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-369:
    :-D
    Great stuff

  • 372.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:37 pm

    Went to see a lawyer in PMB today.Firm Tatham & Wilkes.Same building as
    KZN Law Society.Lots of old leather and older money.Est 1899.Very colonial
    very impressive.This is appropos of nothing.

  • 373.victoriabok: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:37 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-369:

    We won a game we could have lost, last year at Newlands we lost a game we should have won, all due to kicking

  • 374.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:39 pm

    @nortierd-371: He is very good isn,t
    he?.What a difference to the loon.

  • 375.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:39 pm

    Alas, what can be said to any loyal Lion?
    Your calendar was definitely Mayan
    on the sad day 21 12 2012
    your aspirations were unkindly shelved
    so listen to Tom Jones and just “Keep on Tryin’”

  • 376.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:41 pm

    The fervent fan in Bloem was a Cheetah
    but was bored with his old girlfriend Rita
    So he logged onto Keo.
    (under the nickname of Theo)
    And made a play for the exotic Nikita!

    Good day to you all. I must work.

  • 377.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:42 pm

    @ryecatcher-374:
    :-)
    Yep Rye, this site has it all.
    I have actually found that some of Skop’s assessments and insights are quite astute, the problem is it’s interspersed with some , how do we put this, less flattering observations.
    But I like these limericks very much

  • 378.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:43 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376:
    Thanks bud
    Please return with more anytime

  • 379.victoriabok: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 18:43 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376:

    Klink soos Naka

  • 380.ryecatcher: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 19:02 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376: Thanks pal

  • 381.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 19:15 pm

    Where’s my limerick

  • 382.stormersboy: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 19:29 pm

    @Dawn-381:
    There once was a blogger named Dawn
    Who searched the site every morn…
    She wanted Ig for her lover
    But sadly he liked another
    Which left her all sad and forlorn.

    :)

  • 383.BrumbiesBoy: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 19:31 pm

    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376:
    @nortierd-378: :-) Yes, please do.

    And don’t forget about me!

    In fact, while you’re about it, how about one for each of the other 13 deserving teams?!

  • 384.Dusky: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 20:29 pm

    @Dawn-381:

    There once was a lush named Dawn
    Who preferred white alcohol made from corn
    She suiped every day
    While dreaming of a lay
    Occasionally waking up naked on the lawn

  • 385.Dusky: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 20:32 pm

    I was thinking of starting –

    There once was an alcoholic old codger named Dawn……

    But I thought that would be nasty and I didn’t want gwanty to burst out in tears again like his hero Jean De Villiers.

  • 386.Dusky: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 20:57 pm

    Apparently meisiekind yanked Taute’s bollies so hard, they are swollen and look like the bottom of a tongue.

    Nee man meisiekind…..’n ou gryp nie aan ander ouens se ballas nie man…..al is die ou jou vyand….dit is net nie krieket nie ! Hierdie moffies mag Stormers wees, maar duidelik hou hulle nie daarvan as so rof gespeel word met hulle balsak nie. f0kkit timotei !

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