Taute’s groin torture

Taute’s groin torture

26 Feb 2013

Jaco Taute won’t play for the Stormers against the Sharks because of injury.

Taute took a heavy blow to the groin in the 25-17 defeat against the Bulls and is in hospital for observation after passing blood in his urine.

Stormers coach Allister Coetzee confirmed the Lions import has already been ruled out of the visit to Durban but there is less certainty as to the seriousness of the blow.

Joe Pietersen is expected to start at fullback and he may also be given the goalkicking duties to allow Elton Jantjies to settle at flyhalf and concentrate on his all-round tactical game.

Prop Pat Cilliers, who left the field with concussion, did not train but the management are confident he will be cleared for selection. Midfielder Juan de Jongh ran with the squad on Monday but a decision on his availability will only be made following Tuesday’s practise.

By Mark Keohane


386 Comments

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  • 201.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:50 am

    @cane-195: Fuckknows Caner… I just remember Helgaard Muller mouthing off about Valiant hubcaps… So I reckon them cars must be the real deal in the Capital for respect…

    A real growler, my Valiant… Can go anywhere and everywhere… Drive through walls if need be…

    A Picanto got nothing…

  • 202.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:51 am

    @Transformation-158:

    Carry a harpoon.

  • 203.pompies2: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:52 am

    @Heavens Game-180: I’m beginning to like you. I’m sure we’ll have some fun together.

  • 204.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:53 am

    @NZINCHINA-198: Yes please, some powdered milk will be just what this Janitor needs to keep head above water… Now please tell me where the fark the “threat” comes from?

    Who dat threat?

    Them Sheepshaggers?

    I reckon even the Kings gonna fark you fools up… and thats meant as an insult :lol:

  • 205.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:53 am

    @cane-200:
    Lol, I can imagine him trying to convert the Pretoria faithful to forsake their team.
    Come to think of it, I have noticed many of the city’s homeless sporting a Mr. Price branded shirt featuring a predator of the ocean on it.
    HG is obviously a really Good Samaritan

  • 206.cane: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:53 am

    @Heavens Game-201:

    This musta be extra good tik you smoken bro.

    ;)

  • 207.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:54 am

    @Heavens Game-201:
    Ha ha
    ” boys, hierdie is n Valiant met ander hubcaps”
    Classic

  • 208.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:55 am

    @nortierd-196: The God Given Stormers Team victorious over The Dirtbin Mercenaries in Kings Cabbage Patch…

    Of course its gonna be… The favourites fcking up the underdogs on home turf

    BOOM!

  • 209.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:56 am

    This is beyond boring

  • 210.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:58 am

    @Heavens Game-208:
    You forgot the bada bada before the BOOM

  • 211.shooter: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:59 am

    @cane-188: the year 2013 and we’re well into our plan mmmwhaahhaaaaha
    ha

  • 212.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 11:59 am

    @nortierd-205: The Pretoria faithful are the City’s homeless?

    Shy.te I better step up the good work then… Dirtbin mercenary shirts for all Pretoria Dirtbin exporers… That Pink aint a good colour…

    Nothing wrong with 2 shirts though… One Black and White, and the other Light Blue…

    I know, I got both… Wore one supporting the underdogs on their home turf last Friday, and will wear one supporting the underdogs on their home turf this weekend…

  • 213.gunther: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:00 pm

    @Dawn-209:

    Seconded.

    It’s like watching an autistic boxing match and waiting for somebody to kand a punch.

  • 214.shooter: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:02 pm

    @Heavens Game-201: Helgaard was from the judicial capital

  • 215.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:02 pm

    @nortierd-210: “bada bada”? A Plod code word?

    Fark that, I aint a farken agent…

    I got no tendencies…

    Other than knowing the Stormers gonna fark the Mercenaries up beyond all recognition come Saturday….

    BOOM

  • 216.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:03 pm

    @nortierd-207: A true classic from a Legend…

    :lol:

  • 217.Stawm: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:04 pm

    @Heavens Game-199:
    Just what I thought. No sac.

  • 218.NZINCHINA: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:08 pm

    @Heavens Game-204:

    You can try snorting it, its good stuff.

  • 219.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:08 pm

    @nortierd-207: Another classic, when he was Free State Captain:

    “Next year I’m going to give up top rugby – I’m going to play for Northern Transvaal”

  • 220.KEA: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:10 pm

    The Saaaks mercenaries, are they the Freestate players?

  • 221.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:12 pm

    @Heavens Game-219:
    :-)

  • 222.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:12 pm

    @Stawm-217: Muffle, muffle….

    Dont spit Stawmy… will remove my Gobstopper soon… okay? :lol:

  • 223.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:13 pm

    @NZINCHINA-218: Will I start Moo’ing if I do…?

  • 224.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:17 pm

    @pompies2-203: Pumpies, no need to get too affectionate now… Just because I admit the Sharks got no chance this weekend against the awesome CC Champs and Conference Title holders…

    Fark its gonna be like playing 2 teams for the poor Sharks… And the ref too…

  • 225.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:19 pm

    @gunther-213: Oh dear… Sounds like Thunder… stolen…

    Never fear Grunter… Will get off the soapbox soon… It will be all yours and the getalong gang regulars soon…

    Just felt like having a slash on the bar in your exclusive pub…

    Slash finished though…

    Relief.

  • 226.Fern: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:23 pm

    I see HG is unplayable yet again but these felching bent butterfly Stormers supports won’t give up.
    Pathetic.

  • 227.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:39 pm

    Enter the leg humper

  • 228.MaximusLudicrusHumorus: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:45 pm

    Bruce Glee?

  • 229.the curse: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:49 pm

    Lazarus is here.?
    and HG hasn’t gone to France yet?

    two upstanding saffas if I ever I saw them

    what an advertisement for the rainbow nation these two are

  • 230.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 12:50 pm

    Poor Taute’s groin

  • 231.pompies2: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:21 pm

    @Heavens Game-224: The irony is that you are the only one saying the Sharks are underdogs. Most Stormers fans are openly hoping their team triumphs on the weekend, but there is no evidence to suggest that may be the likely outcome.

    As it stands, the Sharks are favorites to win, based on rugby reasons. How the Sharks deal with that tag is a different matter.

    Take the favorites tag. That way, when the Sharks win, you can at least say they lived up to expectation.

  • 232.pompies2: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:22 pm

    @Fern-226: Unplayable? Like a d00s-ra is unplayable?

  • 233.Sharksgirl: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:36 pm

    @pompies2-231: But see there in lies our problem – “As it stands, the Sharks are favorites to win, based on rugby reasons. How the Sharks deal with that tag is a different matter.” previous seasons have proven that our players are not comfy with the favorite tag :( However, in previous season they would have lost that game on Saturday against the resurgent Cheetahs, instead they managed to hold on! Lets hope this other achilles has been sorted by my Sharks

  • 234.RL: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:40 pm

    Eina! Jaco my boy was it “friendly fire”
    Was it a Brokeback or a bully who grabbed a fistful of Taute acorns.

    I tend to sway the brokeback way.

  • 235.Dawn: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:47 pm

    @RL-234:

    Ja we all know you sway that way

  • 236.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:50 pm

    @Dawn-235:
    :-)

  • 237.RL: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:51 pm

    @Dawn-235: in other words it was friendly fire woman.

  • 238.pompies2: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:56 pm

    @Sharksgirl-233: This then represents an improvement in the overall psychology. Knowing how to win when victory seems unlikely is massive.

    In saying that, you do get a sense that the Sharks were hanging on comfortably and defeat was improbable.

    All the talk of the Sharks underdog tag is codswallop. Most of the bloggers will perceive the Sharks victory as an expected result, thereby not elevating the performance to a against all odds victory.

  • 239.BudYza: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 13:59 pm

    @Dawn-227:
    @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-228:

    Bruce Glee humping the leg of ZimBob SafariPant?

  • 240.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:01 pm

    @RL-237: Classic!

    :lol:

  • 241.paalkat: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:02 pm

    @Heavens Game-204: …..wow, ou perd – jy’t hulp nodig !

  • 242.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:02 pm

    @Fern-226: Howzit Fernly… Yup, that time of the year again…

    Stormershagging time…

    Give them enough pink feather boas and they might hang themselves…

    The P.oofs…

  • 243.Sharksgirl: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:03 pm

    @pompies2-238: Sorry, I am not sure I understand your last paragraph, you are intending vs the Stormers not the Cheetahs, because I doubt that most Sharks see themselves as underdogs vs the Cheetahs, I think we buried that particular bogey. Against the Stormers, well I still have nightmares of that CC final! So I, and many Sharks fan are cautious.

  • 244.nortierd: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:04 pm

    @Heavens Game-242:
    Gather up that ‘ol posse Lone Ranger.

  • 245.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:05 pm

    @paalkat-241: Howzit Pielneus… How about sticking to one nick, Keurboom?

    How’s your finger, Toolbox wearer…?

    You know the best place for it is always in a dy.ke ne?

  • 246.Sharks_are_gonna_get_you: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:07 pm

    @Heavens Game-240: RL is becoming a solid Sharkie :lol:

  • 247.nama1: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:08 pm

    Sharks hold most of the aces
    2013-02-26 12:42

    Cape Town – Will a week prove to have been long enough for the Stormers to have remedied their array of woes from Loftus?
    That question will be answered at Kings Park on Saturday (kick-off 19:10) when they tackle the Sharks in “phase two” of their stiff three-match start to Super Rugby 2013, which is also to feature the visit of champions the Chiefs to Newlands before Allister Coetzee’s charges pause for a deep breath with a bye.

    The Durban date is keenly awaited nationwide, as it pits against each other the indisputably best-performing franchises in South Africa from last season as a whole: not only did eventual finalists the Sharks and the conference-topping Stormers go further than anyone else from these parts in Super Rugby, but they also met again in their slightly different guises in the Currie Cup final.

    Sharks coach John Plumtree wasted no time this week in pointing out that “our motivation in the off-season” was the slightly upset 25-18 loss in the latter final, against a weakened but grimly determined Western Province outfit.

    Some may interpret that as a deliberate, tactical move to kick an already wounded animal, given the Stormers’ rank incompetence, frankly, in the deserved reverse to the Bulls last Friday.

    But it is also impossible to escape the far from insignificant thought that the Sharks, in holding off the Cheetahs in a pulsating Bloemfontein clash, displayed strengths in all the areas where the Stormers had earlier come up glaringly short on the Highveld.

    So with home advantage in the unforgiving KwaZulu/Natal late summer humidity just another handy ally, it is difficult to believe too many tipsters will be leaning confidently toward the Capetonians.

    news24

  • 248.Rage: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:08 pm

    @ 245

    Pielneus? Lmao,thats not him

  • 249.Heavens Game: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:09 pm

    @Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-246: Got some beauts, our Red Friend…

    Some real gobstoppers… It burns the shitout of our Prawny. He’s definitely got the measure of her….

    Beyootiful :lol:

  • 250.Transformation: Reply to this comment
    26 Feb 2013, 14:11 pm

    fatfcuk is having nice time humping HG’s leg as usual… :D

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