Taute’s groin torture
26 Feb 2013
Jaco Taute won’t play for the Stormers against the Sharks because of injury.
Taute took a heavy blow to the groin in the 25-17 defeat against the Bulls and is in hospital for observation after passing blood in his urine.
Stormers coach Allister Coetzee confirmed the Lions import has already been ruled out of the visit to Durban but there is less certainty as to the seriousness of the blow.
Joe Pietersen is expected to start at fullback and he may also be given the goalkicking duties to allow Elton Jantjies to settle at flyhalf and concentrate on his all-round tactical game.
Prop Pat Cilliers, who left the field with concussion, did not train but the management are confident he will be cleared for selection. Midfielder Juan de Jongh ran with the squad on Monday but a decision on his availability will only be made following Tuesday’s practise.
By Mark Keohane
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26 Feb 2013, 14:11 pm
@nama1-247:
Lets see how good the Cheetahs are, they play the Chiefs away on Saturday and if its a dry track they are going to get slaughtered.
26 Feb 2013, 14:12 pm
@Heavens Game-249:
I was fgonna go watch the game, but with a certain Stormer victory I do not want to waste money
26 Feb 2013, 14:13 pm
@nama1-247: Nama, you know the Sharks are underdogs against nothing less than the Conference Title holders and the CC champs who let us not forget beat the Sharks silly at Kings Park the last time they met… with a B team nogal…
Sharks are also missing Alberts, Bissy and Keegan…
Nope. No chance for the Sharks to win… Stormer’s loosies especially will dominate…
26 Feb 2013, 14:13 pm
@Sharksgirl-243: I’m referring to the match against the Sharks this weekend. Most Stormers fans, while hoping and praying for a win, realise this is an unlikely result.
26 Feb 2013, 14:15 pm
@Transformation-250: I see the Sharks are underdogs, much like the Kings are\were\will be. Reckon HG is trying to steal the Kings’ mojo.
26 Feb 2013, 14:16 pm
I so hope the Sharks stay consistent this year and take the SA conference ( sorry Bulls, no disrespect intended )
Then at least that one bugbear will be laid to rest.
CC we can talk about when that tournament actually starts.
26 Feb 2013, 14:17 pm
@Heavens Game-253: Keegan? He was the difference between losing and winning a currie cup last year, so no biggie. Remember that fokkof from the midget de Jongh? Seems the Sharks are predisposed to fokkofs. Remember Marcel Coetzee being fly-swotted?
26 Feb 2013, 14:17 pm
Indeed. ZimBob SafariPant enjoying a massage from the ‘pink feather boas’ of Bruce Glee and JawJaw on his muscular Mud Island White legs.
:wideeyedinnocencesmileyface:
26 Feb 2013, 14:18 pm
Apologies. Lord JawJaw.
26 Feb 2013, 14:19 pm
@pompies2-257:
Shhh, don’t mention Etzebeth and Bissie
For shame
26 Feb 2013, 14:19 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-252: Farken waste of time if you ask me… According to the normal Stormfront propaganda and the regular “kenners” especially here – it is nearly a formality that the Stormers going to walk into Dirtbin stadium and teach the spiritless Mercenaries exactly how rugby heritage works and fark them up silly like their B team did in the CC final…
26 Feb 2013, 14:20 pm
@pompies2-257: You dont have to convince me… I agree with you completely, Pumpies, you esteemed kenner, you…
26 Feb 2013, 14:21 pm
@Heavens Game-262: Ah, sarcasm, my work here is done. Thank’s HG.
26 Feb 2013, 14:22 pm
@nortierd-260: Ja exactly… If Etsebeth could do that to Bissie, imagine what Bekker will do to Burden… Fark its gonna be slaughter…
And Bissie is overrated anyway…
26 Feb 2013, 14:22 pm
@NZINCHINA-251:
If it is a dry track, that may just turn out to be the match of the weekend with both teams running it the whole day.
High scoring afair with both teams getting bonus points for 4 tries. The Chiefs to win it though.
I’m going for the home teams in all 6 matches.
26 Feb 2013, 14:24 pm
@Heavens Game-264:
I don’t rate Bekker, so I disagree.
I don’t like Bissie or his brother, and it’s not a Sharks thing, I disliked them at the Cheetahs as well.
They are walking penalties to the opposition
26 Feb 2013, 14:25 pm
@pompies2-255: let hi. work up a bit more froth in the mouth for fatfcuk to lap up
his trite reverse psychology is a new twist from his usual braggadocious rants of yester-years.
he is taking the cowardly approach – masked in the usual lather of toilet humour – he & his team are loathe of the “favourites” tag, who wouldn’t be if they”d expreriencex the amount of choking the Sharks have done
26 Feb 2013, 14:26 pm
@pompies2-263: A pleasure… Dont forget to dry your Pink Feather Boa after wiping those tight wet Polka dot budgie smugglers of yours…
26 Feb 2013, 14:28 pm
@Transformation-267: Don’t mistake it for mouth froth. In fact, you’ll find it could more likely be man juice from the lgeg humper’s “excitement”.
26 Feb 2013, 14:28 pm
@nortierd-266: Oh well, the just substitute Bekker with Elstadt and Bob’s your Aunty… The Cape Superman will absolutely slaughter Burden six love…
26 Feb 2013, 14:29 pm
@Heavens Game-268: Don’t tell me you’ve got the same outfit as me. There’s only place for one diva on this stage, so back off!!!
26 Feb 2013, 14:31 pm
@Transformation-267: And who’s the kenner who reckoned not only Stormers going to fark the Sharks up, but they going to “soften them up” for the Kings the next week to also fark up the Mercenaries…?
Of course I agree… The no hopers in Mr Price Black and White are farked already… The awesome together forever Cape sides are gonna do damage once and for all…
26 Feb 2013, 14:32 pm
@pompies2-269:
Ablution pollution.
26 Feb 2013, 14:33 pm
Stormers vs Sharkies buildup.
Always a goodie.
Even the kings supporters getting in on the act.
26 Feb 2013, 14:34 pm
@pompies2-271: Rest assured Pumpies, I haven’t…
Wish I did though because fark me your team is just incredible… Maybe its the budgie smuggler effect rubbing off…
Farken Sharkshit Mercenaries scatter at any mention of Pink Feather Boas too…
26 Feb 2013, 14:37 pm
@gunther-274: East and West together forever now, refugees or not…
Cape friendly fire…
Otherwise known as bukkake.
26 Feb 2013, 14:38 pm
Hell I pop out for a lunch overlooking Table Bay, only to return and find the little sackless man still at it. Still sitting somewhere in Pretoria playing with his laptop. Hating. All day long. Opinion into fact.
I dont think anyone is stupid enough to employ him, so he must be either self employed or unemployed. I’ll go with the garden cutting service. Plenty of time to sit and play bravado behind his keyboard in his bakkie.
Just please remember to credit WP and the Stormers with at least one of the symptoms for your impending heart attack. You owe it to us.
26 Feb 2013, 14:40 pm
@Stawm-277: Lol… Stawmy… Whats wrong my girly?
You seem keen for my “sack” or “sac”… 2nd time you mentioned it…
26 Feb 2013, 14:42 pm
Sharks lost their 1st two games last year, yet still contested the S15 final …
S15 is not won & lost during March
There’s still hope for the Force …
& the Stormers
26 Feb 2013, 14:46 pm
@Heavens Game-278:
All the false bravado, all the references to blood on the battle field of rugby, the HOOHAs and BOOMS, the need to share your sexual preferences……the constant need to make everyone understand that you are indeed a man…… maybe you’re a tranny?
Own up, what are you?
26 Feb 2013, 14:51 pm
@Angostura-279: Hehe… But of course the Stormers wont lose on Saturday…
I mean you’re only as good as your last game, and the last game they had at Kings Park they beat the Mercenaries with an U21 B team…
Definite favourites.
26 Feb 2013, 14:53 pm
Spoiled Christmas
Durban: The Sharks will be out for revenge, according to John Plumtree, when they face the Stormers in their Super Rugby clash at Kings Park in Durban on Saturday.
Last season’s Currie Cup final loss to Western Province is still playing heavily on the minds of the coach and his players.
The Sharks went into that October final as heavy favourites against an injury-depleted Cape outfit. However, Western Province managed a shock, yet deserved, victory.
“My whole Christmas was spoiled by Western Province,” explained a fiery Plumtree. “I didn’t even want to decorate the team Christmas Tree. But when Bissie brought those pink feather boas into the change room, well, it did cheer me up a bit. Bissie is such a thoughtful, sweet man. Always willing to give me a pick-me-up.” – Sport24
As revenge is never exacted by failure John Plumtree clearly believes the Sharks will win this encounter easily. And a by-golly jolly good Royal Show to him too!
26 Feb 2013, 14:53 pm
the paranoia runs deep in debben…1st it was the north/south traditional powers now it is the east/west cape cabal frightening the guppys
HTFU guppys.
26 Feb 2013, 14:54 pm
@Stawm-280: Oh Stawmy… Seems like you getting rather excited now… From sac to sack to tranny… Sheezus all this flirting is getting your budgie smugglers in a knot…
Maybe you just need to take a breath, calm down and scroll past big bad daddy HG’s posts, before you pop your foeffie valve…
26 Feb 2013, 14:59 pm
@BudYza-282:
I mean all the “kenners” know Plum is a shy.te coach… Many Sharkshit fans preferred the Puma’s Jimmy Stonehouse as coach for ages…
So although Plum might talk revenge, he must be Christmas dreaming if he thinks the Sharks without Bissy, Alberts, Whitehead and Daniel will ever beat the Stormers on Sat… FFS, the Sharks with all those players got farked up by the WP U21 B side in the CC final…
Farken no hoper Sharkshit Mongrel Mercenaries…
26 Feb 2013, 15:00 pm
@Heavens Game-284:
Your posts are funny. Almost as funny as your predictions. But if you think your posts have any affect on anyone you are wrong. I find it interesting how you cant really answer any questions, instead resort to finding typos etc in my posts.
You’ve spent all day today here on this page. Whose the idiot?
26 Feb 2013, 15:02 pm
@Transformation-283: Of course the Mercenary Guppies are frightened… They gonna get farked up 2 weeks in a row by the Cape and then farked into oblivion for the future because no more Eastern Cape players will ever go to Dirtbin if they can rather play for the Kings…
So Sharks are farked in the present and future… Totally farked…
No paranoia, just stating the facts as they emanate from the Cape “kenners” especially on this slice of the blogosphere…
No Price for the Mr Price Sharks this weekend… Totally dominated, player by player…
26 Feb 2013, 15:05 pm
@Stawm-286: Stawmy, all your questions were answered… Surely?
Starting to reckon you rather like the look of my soothing words on this site… What, do they vibrate and resonate with your poepstring?
I reckon maybe they do… You ask question, HG answers… and then you want HG to answer again…
Breathless?
26 Feb 2013, 15:06 pm
@Heavens Game-276:
Lol, I will forgive all the ***** you talk just for that one.
Made me laugh out loud, good one
26 Feb 2013, 15:07 pm
@Heavens Game-285:
That is the truth ZimBob SafariPant. You are the clearvoyeur, the visionaire, the tipsy gypsy, of world rugby. I marvel at the breadth of your omniscience. You really do know everything.
26 Feb 2013, 15:08 pm
Sharks have got the dominant scrum and seem to have sorted their lineout issues…..without Etsebeth, who put in 1 of the best lock displays I can recall in the CC Final, Stormers are a bit light ….
The Stormers loosies lack a yard as well……a good move may be Carr for Elstaht….inject some pace into the back row….
26 Feb 2013, 15:10 pm
Maybe if Jimmy Stoner is appointed Sharks coach all the Plumbago petitioneers will stop boycotting their games and the Shark Tank will be filled to its capacious, commodious former and rightful glory.
26 Feb 2013, 15:11 pm
gotta love SA
http://www.mg.co.za/index.php?view=article&urlid=2013-02-26-sa-meat-products-contain-donkey-goat-and-water-buffalo-says-report&KEY=dkvdrptedslaqg90j3u4fqoap3
26 Feb 2013, 15:15 pm
@gunther-274:
26 Feb 2013, 15:17 pm
@Heavens Game-285:
“…he must be Christmas dreaming if he thinks the Sharks without Bissy, Alberts, Whitehead and Daniel will ever beat the Stormers on Sat…”
Getting the excuses in early, are we?
The injured players excuse? I thought that was the territory of Stormer supporters. At least according to that lapdog of yours.
26 Feb 2013, 15:20 pm
@nortierd-289: Anything for Mr Plod…
Never know when I might accidentally hit one of my Gimp suit clad S&M Dwarves in the cellar with a cricket bat followed by accidentally shooting them in the bogs of Casa HG…
So if I do hopefully the larfs have paid it forward enough to let the docket go missing or something…
26 Feb 2013, 15:21 pm
Gwanty should you not be strutting on the beach showing off your m angina?
I see the stormers faeries are all whipped into a frenzy.
Naais!
Have a good day all,Chunt du Fernly has to go and hang some bilitong,start the braai and hit the pool,Pretoria is cooking.
26 Feb 2013, 15:24 pm
@BudYza-290: ZimBob? You mean Rhodesian surely…
Of course the Rhodesian label is always the last refuge of the liberal freedom fighter or the little Xhosa umfanawami who does not agree with the sentiments of the aryan colonial…
But then again it could just be the Makwerekwere element that is turning you on…
No, Budza…? (Now that’s a nice Mashona word like Gukurahundi)
26 Feb 2013, 15:27 pm
@Heavens Game-245: …luister ou grote, you don’t have a clue who I am……nevertheless, I am just amazed at the endless stream of rubbish you produce…and that some posters actually respond to you
26 Feb 2013, 15:28 pm
@paalkat-299: As you just did, if I’m not mistaken
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