Taute’s groin torture
26 Feb 2013
Jaco Taute won’t play for the Stormers against the Sharks because of injury.
Taute took a heavy blow to the groin in the 25-17 defeat against the Bulls and is in hospital for observation after passing blood in his urine.
Stormers coach Allister Coetzee confirmed the Lions import has already been ruled out of the visit to Durban but there is less certainty as to the seriousness of the blow.
Joe Pietersen is expected to start at fullback and he may also be given the goalkicking duties to allow Elton Jantjies to settle at flyhalf and concentrate on his all-round tactical game.
Prop Pat Cilliers, who left the field with concussion, did not train but the management are confident he will be cleared for selection. Midfielder Juan de Jongh ran with the squad on Monday but a decision on his availability will only be made following Tuesday’s practise.
By Mark Keohane

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26 Feb 2013, 15:29 pm
@nama1-295: No excuses… I am laying out the facts… You and all the other “kenners” have highlighted how the WP U21 or B team beat the Sharks at Dirtbin stadium just last year…
Now the main Stormers team comes to town ready to fark up the Sharks without those players… What farken hope have the Black and White got at all…
I mean the only difference other than the missing players above is Franco… and surely he cant make that much of a difference that Sharks are suddenly favourites…
Fark, I am saying the Stormers are going to roll the Sharks according to recent history… What more do you want? Farkit you spitting Breezers are never happy, eh…
26 Feb 2013, 15:32 pm
@paalkat-299: Dry your legs, wench… Nothing will convince me that the Mercenary Sharkshits will beat Gods Gift to Rugby – the Stormers on Saturday….
Unless those Mercenary Money grubbers actually do against all odds, of course…
Maybe the only hope the Dirtbin Dyanmite has is that the Ref is fully on their side… But even then, hope is faint…
26 Feb 2013, 15:38 pm
@Heavens Game-180:
Thou shalt not use my name in vain or thou shall be smited!!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26 Feb 2013, 15:39 pm
@Heavens Game-301:
You try to hard HG.
Maybe you should be a little bit more subtle in your efforts to make the Sharks the underdogs.
Last year is history, Saturday is still a mystery but going by both teams last matches, the Sharks must be overwhelming favorites. No doubt about that. We’ll be happy to come away with a bonus point…or two.
Wear the favorite tag proudly.
26 Feb 2013, 15:42 pm
@Heavens Game-298:
So ZimBob SafariPant, you insist the country to the north of South Africa be addressed as “Rhodesia” do you? This from the person who claims a ‘real Africans’? An interesting, if somewhat paradoxical, perspective.
I don’t believe I used that word. As a real African I prefer to call an African country by its real African name as used by its real African citizens.
26 Feb 2013, 15:48 pm
The green, green grass of Kings Park will be polluted red with the body bits of Stormers players bludgeoned into defeat by a rampant Super Sharks 15.
26 Feb 2013, 15:51 pm
@nama1-304: Not trying hard at all… Just the truth…
And why is the truth so hard to take for the reigning Conference Title Holders and CC Champs?
26 Feb 2013, 15:54 pm
@BudYza-305: Being a “real” African… Was that truly the point you were trying to make?
Come now, Gukahurundi Girly… Lets not fib here, tell this aryan colonial what you really think
26 Feb 2013, 15:54 pm
Sharks are the favourites.
Defo.
26 Feb 2013, 16:00 pm
@Heavens Game-308:
And it’s Gukurahundi, tosspot
The event Mugabe only recently again claimed was not genocide, but “madness”.
Whatever that means.
26 Feb 2013, 16:10 pm
Where is that fake Transformer. I want to know from him why Puke’s dad is so ashamed of his lily white players.
“The Kings have recently come under fire for not picking enough players of colour, with Watson admitting they’re ashamed of the current racial demographics of the squad.”
26 Feb 2013, 16:12 pm
have the other guppys on here turned to toadying “ja broers”?
are there no other voices in guppyland except for the froth that engulfs this thread?
come on brave guppys, let your voices heard above the screeching
26 Feb 2013, 16:15 pm
@RL-311: find the article where he says he is ashamed not what someone else says he said & while u at it, please post the fixture list for the next Lions Test matches
26 Feb 2013, 16:22 pm
@Transformation-313:
See post 8 on the Plumtree praises Bekker thread.
26 Feb 2013, 16:24 pm
“Plumtree praises Bekker”?????
Ja right
26 Feb 2013, 16:27 pm
My heart pumps lumpy custard for Sheeky.
26 Feb 2013, 16:27 pm
@Dawn-315:
Sorry. Plumtree shows Bekker respect thread
26 Feb 2013, 16:28 pm
@Transformation-313:
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Kings ashamed of ‘white’ squad
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Cape Town – Kings president Cheeky Watson says the South African Rugby Union’s (SARU) constant postponement of the decision to award them Super Rugby status in 2013 led to a number of top black players opting against turning out for the Port Elizabeth-based side.
SARU’s decision to allow the Kings into Super Rugby was only finalised in August last year – mere months before the start of this year’s tournament.
According to Die Burger, Watson made the statement in parliament to members of the portfolio committee on sport and recreation, insisting several top black players decided to sign for other unions as they weren’t sure the Kings would play in the Southern Hemisphere’s premier competition.
The Kings have recently come under fire for not picking enough players of colour, with Watson admitting they’re ashamed of the current racial demographics of the squad. He said he will make it his mission to correct the matter.
Watson said the Kings were denied luring players such as Elton Jantjies (Stormers), Odwa Ndungane (Sharks), Lwazi Mvovo (Sharks), Lionel Mapoe (Bulls), Akona Ndungane (Bulls) and Siya Kolisi (Stormers) to Port Elizabeth.
He also said the franchise lost an investment partner because SARU only assured them of one season in Super Rugby, and not three like previously promised.
The Kings opened their Super Rugby campaign with a 22-10 victory over the Force in Port Elizabeth last weekend, to take a shock early lead in the South African Conference log.
The Kings will have a bye this weekend, before hosting the Sharks on Saturday, March 9.
26 Feb 2013, 16:28 pm
@BrumbiesBoy-316:
you might want to get that looked at.
26 Feb 2013, 16:29 pm
with Watson admitting they’re ashamed of the current racial demographics of the squad
Demograpically ashamed is Pukes papa Transformer
26 Feb 2013, 16:33 pm
@Heavens Game-85: You forgot Vermeulen/Kanko
26 Feb 2013, 16:34 pm
@Heavens Game-85: Sorry so late.Been out.But Go Sharks
26 Feb 2013, 16:36 pm
@Heavens Game-85: Sorry.You did include them.
26 Feb 2013, 16:37 pm
Watson still doesn’t get it: luring black players away from other established unions to play for his lucky packet team would not contribute to “transformation” – though it might, at least in the eyes of the simple-minded, make him look less like the dirty, money-grabbing hypocrite that he is.
26 Feb 2013, 16:41 pm
@WP-Forever-310: Yes I know Vampire Squid wannabe…
Hold on, let me do a Transie…
298.Heavens Game:
26 Feb 2013, 15:24 pm @BudYza-290: ZimBob? You mean Rhodesian surely… Of course the Rhodesian label is always the last refuge of the liberal freedom fighter or the little Xhosa umfanawami who does not agree with the sentiments of the aryan colonial… But then again it could just be the Makwerekwere element that is turning you on… No, Budza…? (Now that’s a nice Mashona word like Gukurahundi)
See now?
26 Feb 2013, 16:41 pm
@Heavens Game-308:
Please accept my apologies for the late reply, ZimBob SafariPant. I was delayed by more urgent matters.
I am only doing my best to understand the paradox that you are, Salamander of Propaganda. Let me see if I understand you, as difficult as that may be.
You are the Jimmy Kruger of ButWhoStandsWhere and you ordain what and where Africa is and who and who are not real Africans. And given your omnipotence, you have declared, and repeated thousands of times, my dear, that Cape Town is not the real Africa and Captonians are not real Africans.
But when black independence was won in Zimbabwe you fled to white South Africa. Then when black independence was won in South Africa you fled to your white Motherland and her United Kingdom from where you poured scorn on all Africa and Africans.
Then you were declared an undesirable alien in that Kingdom and came back to South Africa with your pink feather boa clutched between your legs because no other country would have you. And now you’re pretending to be an enLightened African and demonstrate your powerful CapeCrusading tendencies by Unilaterally Declaring the Secession of Cape Town from the continent?
I must repeat ZimBob SafariPant that yours is an interesting but definitely paradoxical perspective.
Keo bloggers are fortunate to be in your company. There is so much to learn from such a Wise Seer while sitting at the feet of the Master gazing up in loving wonderment like the little ignorant children we all are in your presence.
Thank you. Thank you. And thank you again.
Neat little laughyface BTW.
26 Feb 2013, 16:41 pm
@ryecatcher-323: Of course, Kehla… Its getting steamy in here
26 Feb 2013, 16:42 pm
@ryecatcher-322:
Hi Rye
The majority of Stormer supporters concede that the Sharks should be too good this Saturday.
Only HG doesn’t seem to want to see or accept it.
26 Feb 2013, 16:44 pm
@BudYza-326: Such a long story, umfanawami… Got to line two and I just thought to myself – Zanufied…
Hawu Demmit!
26 Feb 2013, 16:44 pm
@Heavens Game-327: Love it.Think I will change my nic
26 Feb 2013, 16:47 pm
Hi folks! I’ve just cracked over 1000 views on my blog so I thought I’d drop by to share it with youV http://wp.me/p1diZW-4x
As always comments and critiques are welcomed and appreciated
Wish I could stay and chat but Roman Law beckons
26 Feb 2013, 16:48 pm
Must dash ZimBob SafariPant. I hope we can do this again soon. I feel privileged and not a little overwhelmed that I am speaking to the great awesomeness of the infamous Heaven’sGate.
26 Feb 2013, 16:49 pm
@nortierd-328: Hi pal.Problem is we both have irrational supporters.None more so tha your Loon.HG returning
serve.Do not despair.We are mere mercenary,colonial,soccer loving sharkits/Sharkievarkies Keep well.Oh I forgot.We are carol singers.
26 Feb 2013, 16:50 pm
@SpringbokSarah-331:
Have they left out the Dutch part now?
26 Feb 2013, 16:52 pm
@ryecatcher-333: FarkLOL… Excellent Ryeman…
Mr Plod gonna wet his blue and white striped budgie smugglers now…
26 Feb 2013, 16:52 pm
Never mind Taute’s groin, I feel tortured after trawling through this kuk.
26 Feb 2013, 16:53 pm
@BudYza-332: iYezi… Tenk you velly much shamwari…
26 Feb 2013, 16:54 pm
@ryecatcher-333:

Ha ha
Good luck to your side for Saturday.
I think you are going to very placed by the time you go on tour.
But, getting a nice draw is only on paper, it’s up to the players to capitalize on it, but I think this year they will.
26 Feb 2013, 16:56 pm
@nortierd-318:
> Watson said the Kings were denied luring players such as Elton Jantjies
I’m sure the Strormers would now give him to Watson?
26 Feb 2013, 16:56 pm
@David-334: Ja now it’s all Justinian and slaves and carts… it’s a tad depressing
26 Feb 2013, 16:57 pm
Thanks pal.We will have to play at our best to beat you.
26 Feb 2013, 16:57 pm
Shame
What does a guy do when his groin is tortured.
Just wondering
26 Feb 2013, 16:58 pm
@Dawn-342: To be honest, for me… Its “Thanks darling, that was pretty intense”…
How about you?
26 Feb 2013, 16:59 pm
@Dawn-342:
You let her climb off, put on some KY and you’re ready to go again
26 Feb 2013, 17:01 pm
@SpringbokSarah-331: porro et sursum
26 Feb 2013, 17:02 pm
@Dawn-342:
He should stop reading 50 shades of Grey and switch back to vanilla.
26 Feb 2013, 17:03 pm
@SpringbokSarah-331: I see the “Kings Army” picked up your article Keep calm and support the Kings and posted it on their fb page.
26 Feb 2013, 17:07 pm
@stormersboy-345:
Leave the Portuguese out of this.
26 Feb 2013, 17:09 pm
@Angostura-169: See.He is one of the few.The brave few.Leave him alone
26 Feb 2013, 17:11 pm
@gunther-348:
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