Comments on: Taute’s groin torture

By: Dusky

Dusky — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:57:17 +0000

Apparently meisiekind yanked Taute’s bollies so hard, they are swollen and look like the bottom of a tongue.

Nee man meisiekind…..’n ou gryp nie aan ander ouens se ballas nie man…..al is die ou jou vyand….dit is net nie krieket nie ! Hierdie moffies mag Stormers wees, maar duidelik hou hulle nie daarvan as so rof gespeel word met hulle balsak nie. f0kkit timotei !

By: Dusky

Dusky — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:32:41 +0000

I was thinking of starting –

There once was an alcoholic old codger named Dawn……

But I thought that would be nasty and I didn’t want gwanty to burst out in tears again like his hero Jean De Villiers.

By: Dusky

Dusky — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:29:20 +0000

@Dawn-381:

There once was a lush named Dawn
Who preferred white alcohol made from corn
She suiped every day
While dreaming of a lay
Occasionally waking up naked on the lawn

By: BrumbiesBoy

BrumbiesBoy — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 17:31:24 +0000

@MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376:
@nortierd-378: Yes, please do.

And don’t forget about me!

In fact, while you’re about it, how about one for each of the other 13 deserving teams?!

By: stormersboy

stormersboy — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 17:29:07 +0000

@Dawn-381:
There once was a blogger named Dawn
Who searched the site every morn…
She wanted Ig for her lover
But sadly he liked another
Which left her all sad and forlorn.

By: Dawn

Dawn — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 17:15:24 +0000

Where’s my limerick

By: ryecatcher

ryecatcher — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 17:02:44 +0000

@MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376: Thanks pal

By: victoriabok

victoriabok — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:43:59 +0000

@MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376: Klink soos Naka

By: nortierd

nortierd — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:43:12 +0000

@MaximusLudicrusHumorus-376: Thanks bud Please return with more anytime

By: nortierd

nortierd — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:42:05 +0000

@ryecatcher-374:

Yep Rye, this site has it all.
I have actually found that some of Skop’s assessments and insights are quite astute, the problem is it’s interspersed with some , how do we put this, less flattering observations.
But I like these limericks very much

By: MaximusLudicrusHumorus

MaximusLudicrusHumorus — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:41:37 +0000

The fervent fan in Bloem was a Cheetah
but was bored with his old girlfriend Rita
So he logged onto Keo.
(under the nickname of Theo)
And made a play for the exotic Nikita!

Good day to you all. I must work.

By: MaximusLudicrusHumorus

MaximusLudicrusHumorus — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:39:25 +0000

Alas, what can be said to any loyal Lion?
Your calendar was definitely Mayan
on the sad day 21 12 2012
your aspirations were unkindly shelved
so listen to Tom Jones and just “Keep on Tryin’”

By: ryecatcher

ryecatcher — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:39:02 +0000

@nortierd-371: He is very good isn,t he?.What a difference to the loon.

By: victoriabok

victoriabok — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:37:32 +0000

@MaximusLudicrusHumorus-369: We won a game we could have lost, last year at Newlands we lost a game we should have won, all due to kicking

By: ryecatcher

ryecatcher — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:37:30 +0000

Went to see a lawyer in PMB today.Firm Tatham & Wilkes.Same building as
KZN Law Society.Lots of old leather and older money.Est 1899.Very colonial
very impressive.This is appropos of nothing.

By: nortierd

nortierd — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:37:02 +0000

@MaximusLudicrusHumorus-364: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-365: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-366: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-368: @MaximusLudicrusHumorus-369: :-D Great stuff

By: MaximusLudicrusHumorus

MaximusLudicrusHumorus — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:36:57 +0000

They’re a pitiful team, the Stormers
from coaches all the way down to bench warmers.
It seems forever on their big night
They suffer from terminal stage-fright
and play like a flock of Koue Bokkeveld Dormers!

By: MaximusLudicrusHumorus

MaximusLudicrusHumorus — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:34:37 +0000

The Jacaranda town of Pretoria
is gripped in a wave of euphoria.
The Stormers they came
and they played really lame
and Bulls fans are all Victor/Victoria!?

By: MaximusLudicrusHumorus

MaximusLudicrusHumorus — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:33:10 +0000

Good evening. Here is the news.

To rid the King’s team of Honkies
Cheeky’s plan is evilly bonky
You see their poor little winkies
are as small as their pinkies,
so he’ll sign aMadoda hung like donkeys!

By: ryecatcher

ryecatcher — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:32:58 +0000

@MaximusLudicrusHumorus-365: Fantastic.Please continue