Sharks to see off Stormers
28 Feb 2013
MARK KEOHANE writes Stormers fans must prepare for more Super Rugby misery in Durban.
The Sharks will beat the Stormers in Durban. It won’t be an easy victory but when these two teams play one point is emphatic enough in the chase to being the best South African team in the competition.
The Sharks were magnificent in beating the Stormers in Cape Town in the 2012 semi-final season and in turn the Stormers, in the guise of Western Province in the Currie Cup final, were as magnificent in winning the title in Durban.
The Sharks were surprisingly edgy and tentative in the final quarter in Bloemfontein to hang on against the Cheetahs, but then the Cheetahs did beat the Stormers in Bloemfontein in a pre-season match.
I know Elton Jantjies will be better but the Stormers are missing the colossal presence of lock Eben Etzebeth more even than the Sharks are missing the influence of Bok hooker Bismark du Plessis.
The Sharks pack is good enough to get an edge, especially in the collisions, but it’s the Sharks back division that will trouble the Stormers more than the Bulls did.
Pat Lambie asks more attacking questions at flyhalf and Frans Steyn has a physicality at No 12 that wasn’t there in the Bulls line-up.
The back three of the Sharks, as a unit, also shades the visitors.
It is going to be difficult for the Stormers and while away defeats aren’t a train smash in the tournament, it does add to the pressure of a ‘must win’ situation when playing at home.
The Bulls will win easily against the Force and get the bonus point and the Cheetahs will be competitive against the Chiefs and may just get a bonus point for tries scored if the game opens up as expected. The Chiefs will win and get five league points.
The Kings will enjoy their second great weekend in the competition because of the bye. Thereafter it will become decidedly tougher and demanding for a squad blessed with passion and desire but very limited on pedigree at this level.
For those who like to forget when I do get it right, 3/3 last week in relation to the SA teams. That’s right I couldn’t find too many on Twitter and the inbox was predictably empty with the clever guys who offered such articulate abuse at me picking the Bulls and Kings to win.
I expect another slow post match response when the Sharks do the business in Durban.
731 Comments
28 Feb 2013, 09:14 am
Stating the obvious Dragons?
Don’t write the Stormers off though. The Sharkies will have to play really well to beat them.
28 Feb 2013, 09:15 am
hahaha, good on you mate admit when you wrong and gloat when you are right.
28 Feb 2013, 09:15 am
Cursed Keo Dragon!!!
Agree though wp missing Eban.
28 Feb 2013, 09:22 am
When I said I put the Nortier Superbru kiss of death on the Sharks someone mentioned that it isn’t official until Keo and HG also went for the Sharks.
Well I guess it’s official now
28 Feb 2013, 09:22 am
do it Sharks
just do it
28 Feb 2013, 09:22 am
I’m confused now.
If the brokebacks lose are they still the overwhelming favourites to win the SA conference.
Did they lose to the Bulls only because the ref made a mistake and because of the absence of Estebeth.
Hmmmmm.
BTW Keo when is KeoTV relaunching?
28 Feb 2013, 09:23 am
Cheetahs to moer the Chiefs.
28 Feb 2013, 09:30 am
Sharks are definitely the favourites.
28 Feb 2013, 09:35 am
Stormers to struggle. Set pieces are a joke, captain on supplements for the aged not steroids, still figuring out how to score tries and flyhalf that is so low on confidence doesn’t want to kick at posts. Locks after last week wont want lineouts and hooker been permanently withdrawn from any activity that resembles darts. Missing their best loose forward and actual captain. Sharks by 15.
28 Feb 2013, 09:38 am
OH there we go the KISS of DEATH, just as I was feeling quietly confident!
Keo if your predictions prove correct I will be the first to come on twitter and acknowledge so not to mention you should have a brilliant week with all the Kisses I will be blowing you from PMB!
28 Feb 2013, 09:38 am
@RL-6: Sorry RL. We never were the overwhelming faves…guppiemanwhore.
How can a team with fatspermwhales, halfdeaddonkies, lightweights and losers be faves?
The only time the Stormers would have been installed as faves this season, was if HG and Tyrone happened to support them.
28 Feb 2013, 09:40 am
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-11:
Floralprintboardshortwhitevestgoldchainponytailsmilies.
28 Feb 2013, 09:43 am
Correct Keo.
I’ll be much more interested in your prediction next week, when the Stormers face the Chiefs at home.
Because that’s when it’s gonna start getting really contentious.
28 Feb 2013, 09:51 am
Stormers by 40.
28 Feb 2013, 09:52 am
@Bagel-14: De Kock Steenkamp to get a hatrick.
28 Feb 2013, 09:54 am
@Bagel-15:
Kitshoff to score a try from 80m out?
28 Feb 2013, 09:54 am
WP beat the Sharks in the CC final mainly as a result of completely destroying their lineouts.
The man who did the damage last time (Etsebeth) is not playing while his very able replacement (Bekker) will unfortunately not only have to deal with the Sharks’ locks but also with the wayward throwing of his own teammate Fourie.
The return of Frans Steyn wont make much difference- de Allende should not have many problems to deal with him while his captaincy skills (or lack of it) might be tested when the heat is on.
Taking everything into consideration I do however think the Sharks are favourites to win by about 7 points.
28 Feb 2013, 09:57 am
Sharkstoshowyetagainthatpeoplewithspacebarsaresuperior.
Bloggersnamedafterteamstheyhatetolookliketheknobstheyare.
28 Feb 2013, 09:58 am
@WP-Forever-16: Come on dude, be serious now.
28 Feb 2013, 10:00 am
@Tacitus-13: Come now – everyone knows the Chiefs will win that at a canter.
28 Feb 2013, 10:04 am
@kaksioek-20: Probably, considering what they did to the Sharks last year….
28 Feb 2013, 10:04 am
Everyone keeps talking about how this is a must win for the Stormers. Well just to be clear, the Stormers do not see it that way. Allister was very adamant yesterday in saying that the process of gelling and playing properly, synergy if you will (to coin an AC favorite) was all important. he even went so far as to say that the result was not nearly as important as how they play.
Waitforit…
28 Feb 2013, 10:06 am
@Bagel-19: Will score if he can get his head out his butt after first scrum, If Bulls front row annihilated him imagine what Beast and Jannie will do. I predict Kitzhoff will be playing in the backline with Bekker for most of the game.
28 Feb 2013, 10:07 am
@stormersboy-22: Ja, I remember when watching the Stormers’ last match I thought to myself: the Bulls might be winning on the scoreboard but the Stormers are taking all the style points back to Kaapstad. Beautiful rugby.
28 Feb 2013, 10:07 am
@stormersboy-22:
It’s not a must win, no. But if they lose, it makes all their home games must wins.
28 Feb 2013, 10:07 am
@stormersboy-22: In fact he even used the old favorite “clinical” just to underline how serious he was.
It made an interesting contrast from the usually easy going demeanor that he usually displays.
28 Feb 2013, 10:07 am
@stormersboy-22: Sounds like AC thinks they’ve lost already
28 Feb 2013, 10:10 am
This will be very close.
Stormers missing Etsebeth and a their normal hooker and JdJ.
Sharks missing Alberts and their normal hooker and Whitehead.
No way will the Stormers be bossed up front like they were against the Bulls.
Theyll come out firing and hopefully the Sharks can just keep their composure in the latter stages.
28 Feb 2013, 10:10 am
Another clinical loss coming up for the conference title holders, followed by an equally clinical loss against the tournament title holders. Such consistency – frightening stuff for the other teams in the competition.
28 Feb 2013, 10:10 am
This could be bad for the Stormers. If they lose to the Sharks, and lose well as it currently seem, the Stormers will face the Chiefs next.
This COULD mean the Stormers could be the bottom team after Round 3. Could possibly climb with their bye in round 4, but the Force, Kings and Rebels already had their byes (with points) by that time. And then they face a motivated Brumbies team. Ouch.
28 Feb 2013, 10:11 am
@FrenklyMuDeah-27: I think that AC is trying to see the bigger picture here. We have a lot of games to play this year, it’s not made or broken in the first 2 weeks. Ask the Sharks.
He also said that they were not feeling under any external pressure, all the pressure that they felt was internal after what they referred to as a very poor showing last week.
28 Feb 2013, 10:11 am
Sorry. Meant Round 4, with the Aussies starting earlier.
28 Feb 2013, 10:11 am
Sharks definitely have no chance now…
The Keo Curse well and truly caste…
Not that the Stormers needed Keo anyway…
Of course they are going to go to the Sharks home ground and fuckthem up well and truly with their A team plus their 2 magnificent Lions…
Their B team did it just last year…
Yes…
Sharkshit no hopers, why do they even bother to turn up…
28 Feb 2013, 10:14 am
@FrenklyMuDeah-27: Very few of us don’t…
Then again the Stormers have happiply surprised me before. Perhaps the Bulls games will motivate them.
I also believe Elton can make a huge impact if he’s on song. But that’s unlikely going on last week’s performance.
28 Feb 2013, 10:14 am
@Robzim-17: Yes Rob the Sharks are the favourites for sure. The Stormers will have to put up a much better fight if they want to be competitive at all.
Eben is a huge loss. Steenkamp is no no. 4 lock. The Sharks will throw a lot to the front and use shortened lineouts. IMO Burden is not too safe at lineout time and will not want to throw at 5 where Bekker will be waiting. We have discussed Fourie’s weakness but Burden will also miss his jumpers occasionally.
If Proudfoot has done his homework he should use Bekker in the front (from time to time) on opposition ball, if only to make Burden nervous.
28 Feb 2013, 10:15 am
@stormersboy-31: Just joking. But seriously, surely intention must be to win every game from start of season to stop yourself getting into position Sharks did last year. Don’t understand “building phases”, “more important to gel”. Best thing that can happen to a team is to win, a bad win is much more inspirational than a good loss.
28 Feb 2013, 10:15 am
tell you what…if the stormers beat the sharks this site is going to go befok.
and I’ll just sit back and have a laugh.
28 Feb 2013, 10:16 am
@Robzim-17: Your logic is “impeccable”, not…
Why say Sharks to win by 7, if any changes to the Sharks in comparison to the CC final “wont make any difference at all”?
Why not just state what you believe – that the awesome Stormers, Conference Title holders and CC Champs are going to fckthe Sharks up in their own back yard, just as your B team did in the CC final…
Of course the Storming Gods Gift to Rugby are going to do this… Player for player they are by far the better team…
28 Feb 2013, 10:17 am
@Heavens Game-33: Cause they want to get paid. Damn Mercenaries, but I agree, it would be easier for all if they just conceded now. God forbid one of them manages to injure one of our stars, especially the Inspirational Bok Captin.
28 Feb 2013, 10:17 am
@kaksioek-18: You still whinging about my username? ****I will pray for you***. It’s been a year……….
@CharlesM-35: Sharks by 11. Sound about right HG?
28 Feb 2013, 10:18 am
@Bouts-30: That’s what nortierd has predicted earlier during the week.
28 Feb 2013, 10:18 am
@Bouts-30:
And don’t forget the Crusaders in the game after that.
28 Feb 2013, 10:19 am
@Brigadier Van Zyl-37:
28 Feb 2013, 10:21 am
Desperate and fired up Stormers…..
I like…..
28 Feb 2013, 10:21 am
Keo’s fu.ukked the guppies in the eye.
28 Feb 2013, 10:23 am
@Brigadier Van Zyl-37: No hope in hell Brig
Alas……….. I will be satisfied if the Stormers (in loss) can do the following:
Win 70% of their lineout ball….
Win 50% of their own scrums…against a Bok front row.
Manage to limit the ‘best backline in the competition guppies with general Lambie’ to 5 tries.
That is about all one can hope…..
28 Feb 2013, 10:24 am
@stormersboy-31:
AC has a point- even if they only have 1-2 points after the first three matches it is no trainsmash- they usually tour very well and also have a relatively easy last 4 matches- Kings (home and away), Cheetahs (home) and Bulls (home). A 19/20 for these 4 matches seems quite possible, even likely.
28 Feb 2013, 10:24 am
@Brigadier Van Zyl-37: I don’t think it will happen Brig !!! If it does, it will be a huge upset !!!! (unlike the predictions by Heavens Game)
28 Feb 2013, 10:25 am
@gunther-45: No-one can fucktheguppiesinthe eye, but the guppies themselves.
They have to learn to overcome the mental implosion that comes whenever they wear the favourites tag. Even the most loyal amongst the fishyonesfollowing should admit to this.
28 Feb 2013, 10:25 am
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-46:
You are starting to sound like Corporal Boom.
28 Feb 2013, 10:26 am
Tank Lanning
Take a bow you Kinky Kings! That was a start to Super Rugby that not many of us predicted for the newbies from PE. In fact, only 14% of all SuperBru players picked this win, with the average pick being Force by 11. And SuperBru is a pretty good indicator these days.
No matter the opposition (and I have a feeling that the Force are going to be shown up as the walking bonus point this year), the reaction to the win by both players and fans showed the passion for rugby in the region. Yes there has been a lot wrong with how the Kings concept has been handled by almost all parties involved, but to come through all that and sneak a win in their first game at this level – something not done by any team that has joined the tournament late – is something worth celebrating.
One got the feeling that it was about the badge and the jersey for the players, almost a throwback to the amateur era where rugby was about a community doing something they loved doing in order to share a pie and a beer afterwards – often with the opposition as well!
And there was a little of that in Maties win over Tukkies in Monday night’s Varsity Cup humdinger.
With half of last year’s SA Under-20 side playing for Tukkies, along with giant lock Paul Willemse – a man bought from the Lions by the Bulls, and one who is on record in saying that he wants to play for the Springboks this year – it is palpably clear to all that this side from Pretoria is a fully professional unit.
In fact, overheard at the ground on Monday evening was a comment from a Bulls official that went along the lines of “It’s great for us (the Bulls) to be able to run two concurrent squads so we can give guys like Willemse a run” implying that no longer is the Tukkies side a mere student side playing Varsity Cup rugby, it is a side being managed by the Bulls rugby union.
And yet the all student, mostly amateur Maties side were able to pull off an unlikely victory. And a bit like the Kings victory on Saturday, this down to passion, guts and wanting to do it for a common cause.
One has to wonder if this is indeed the road that Varsity Cup rugby should be traversing, though?
I am told there are two divergent camps among the powers that be. One says who cares about the rules regarding student eligibility and money being paid to players, let’s put the best players and standard of rugby out there on Monday nights. The other camp is more about keeping the tournament amateur, encouraging young men to study something that will help them in their post rugby careers, and letting the rugby take care of itself.
No matter which camp you find yourself in, the one thing that is clear is that the rules need to be the same for everyone. And if Varsity Cup choose the more professional path, they will eventually lose the likes of Maties, Ikeys and Wits, because those universities simply will not change their entrance requirements or downgrade their degrees on offer.
For the Kings, though, there is no debate. Super Rugby is a fully professional tournament that will see them taking on the best provincial sides in the world. With passion for the jersey and support from the community not being enough to sustain a season long campaign.
What a start, though!
28 Feb 2013, 10:26 am
Just want to ask why the Sharks are “favourites”?
Stormers lost last week, but they lost an away game at the Bulls – hardly an easy task… As the “kenners” on this side were stating – “You would expect the homeside, especially the Bulls to win”
Sharks won away, but it was rather close and their defence looks rather shaky… The Stormers Bok laden backline are sure to cut them to shreds… Even their B side did this the last time they played eachother…
Stormers pack is far more formidable than the Sharks, surely…
Especially the loosies… The superlatives extolling Vermeulen, Elstadt and Kolis are too numerous to mention… What chance do Kanko, Deysel and Coetzee have to even compete…
And lets not forget that Deysel got farked up six love just last year by the C team Canuck import… What chance does he have against mighty Elstadt?
As for Kanko against Vermeulen – it might as well be Clark Kent vs the Incredible Hulk…
So, how thefuck can the Sharks be labelled “favourites”….
Sh.it Captain
Sh.it Stadium
Sh.it supporters
Sh.it players…
Clearly they are farked according to the inside knowledge of the “kenners” on this “esteemed” Rugby site…
28 Feb 2013, 10:26 am
@grant10-44: That’s our only chance Grant – being the underdogs and fired up !!
28 Feb 2013, 10:27 am
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-49:
You were the faves to beat them at home last year and the sharks came all over your chin.
I’ll sit back and enjoy this one.
28 Feb 2013, 10:29 am
@Bagel-39: Yup… They just want the paycheck…
Nothing else matters for the Sharkshit mercenaries…
And of course the Sharks dont have the history, pride and winning culture the Stormers have in Super Rugby…
They are huge underdogs for this game…
The nothing men…
They have a chance, a faint chance, but all in all it will be a huge brokeback mountain to climb…
28 Feb 2013, 10:29 am
@CharlesM-53: The Saffa physche lends itself to performing better when desperate and under the kosh…..
I love it………A huge majority writing us off…..I have Sharks by 12 on Superbru…..
we simpy cant win……..which is why I think we going to…
28 Feb 2013, 10:30 am
“For those who like to forget when I do get it right, 3/3 last week in relation to the SA teams. That’s right I couldn’t find too many on Twitter and the inbox was predictably empty with the clever guys who offered such articulate abuse at me picking the Bulls and Kings to win.”
Mark, niemand hou van n brag gat nie
28 Feb 2013, 10:32 am
@gunther-54: And then we did it right back in the CC
Bottom line: this is very similar to the CC final last year. Similar ***** both ways. Neither team wears the favourites cloak very well.
Fortunately said coat has been supeglued on the guppiesasses for this one.
28 Feb 2013, 10:33 am
Durban – Sport24 chief writer Rob Houwing, in his regular Thursday South African Super Rugby preview, suggests wins for the Sharks and Bulls this weekend, with the Stormers and Cheetahs left ruing second successive defeats.
SPORT24 PICK OF THE CROP
SHARKS v STORMERS, Durban
When: Saturday, 19:10
Referee: Jonathan Kaplan (SA)
TV: M-Net, SS1, SHD
Commentators: Andy Capostagno, Bob Skinstad (Eng), Hennie Koortzen, Gary Boshoff (Afrik), Kaunda Ntunja, Makhaya Jack (Xho)
Long-range weather outlook: Partly cloudy, warm, light breeze
Background: The Sharks probably packed the best collective punch of any South African side in the first round of local conference action. They appear to have all bases covered and, even against a very spirited Cheetahs side in Bloemfontein, ruled the roost in the engine room and produced plenty of high-calibre three-quarter play. Throw in the fact that Pat Lambie began the campaign with aplomb at No 10, and they have reason to fancy they’ll lower the Stormers’ colours again. As for the visitors, they struggled to integrate their various Lions acquisitions against the Bulls … and yes, the continued absence of Messrs Burger and Etzebeth could be costly at Kings Park. Never write this bunch off, mind you.
Key head-to-head: Still a couple of weeks shy of his 22nd birthday, former Paarl Boys’ High favourite FRANS MALHERBE has the unenviable Stormers chore this Saturday (preferred to last week’s slightly disappointing Pat Cilliers) of trying to tame the Beast. Bok loosehead prop TENDAI MTAWARIRA was all fire and brimstone at scrum-time against the Cheetahs, particularly when Coenie Oosthuizen suddenly appeared in front of him in the second half. Now Stormers No 3 Malherbe must somehow try to find a firm right shoulder … big tick for his own possible Test future if he manages it!
Recent history: March 3, 2012: Stormers 15 Sharks 12; May 26, 2012: Sharks 25 Stormers 20; July 28, 2012 (semi-final): Stormers 19 Sharks 26
Rob Houwing’s prediction: Look, I do believe that the Stormers will be desperate to quickly remind the world that they aren’t nearly as rag-tag as they looked at Loftus last Friday. Grim motivation will not be in short supply. But I also suggest that the Sharks are slightly more cohesive and offer both greater skill and grunt at this early-season juncture. So Sharks to squeeze out a win by two points?
SA GAME 2
BULLS v FORCE, Pretoria
When: Saturday, 17:05
Referee: Jason Jaftha (SA)
TV: M-Net, SS1, SHD
Commentators: Hugh Bladen, Joel Stransky (Eng), John van Rensburg, Toks van der Linde (Afrik)
Long-range weather outlook: Partly cloudy, warm, light breeze
Background: The man from Western Australia must have been pretty chuffed to see many anti-Kings pundits in South Africa tipping them to put away the rookie PE outfit by 25 points last week! Only, er, things didn’t quite turn out that way, did they? So with the Force instead playing second fiddle by 12 points, their confidence can’t exactly be sky-high as they prepare to tackle the Bulls in their unwelcoming Highveld fortress. You have to believe Pierre Spies and company will only botch this one if a crazy dose of complacency visits their camp. They’ll go on overseas tour with a two from two record … surely?
Key head-to-head: The Force are a little short of household names since the respective departures of people like Nathan Sharpe and David Pocock. But that roving right wing with the trademark generous locks NICK CUMMINS is an increasingly decent Test presence for the Wallabies. Up against him, in the Bulls’ No 11 shirt, will be the panther-like, prolific try-scoring BJORN BASSON. You just feel that this match will have more fluidity and space on offer than in the dour Bulls-Stormers derby, so the Loftus faithful may see these two try to outwit or outpace each other several times.
Recent history: Teams did not meet last season.
Rob Houwing’s prediction: The Bulls will know, even as they delightedly banked victory over the Stormers, that they didn’t produce much in the way of champagne rugby … neither did their southern opponents, of course. They will hope their tried-and-trusted formula – subdue, then penetrate – comes into play for a full house of five log points from this one. Bulls by 19.
SA GAME 3
CHIEFS v CHEETAHS, Hamilton
When: Saturday, 08:35
Referee: Mike Fraser (NZ)
TV: SS1, CSN, SHD
Commentators: (New Zealand panel)
Long-range weather outlook: Cloudy, mild, moderate wind
Background: Wow, what a start by the Waikato crew in defence of their title. I was lukewarm in pre-season about their retention prospects, but last weekend’s rousing, full-house win against the Highlanders in their own habitat proved something of an eye-opener! The Cheetahs had some brilliant moments even in defeat to the Sharks last weekend, and in some ways touring Australasia so early may have advantages for them … warm and hopefully dry conditions would be very much to their liking, given their traditional ball-in-hand enterprise. But it may also, alas, be a tad too early for them to really hit their straps, outside of South Africa. Starting the adventure on the back of a loss hardly helps.
Key head-to-head: With Juan Smith sadly no longer around and Heinrich Brussow still bedevilled by niggles, the trademark burly, blond figure of ADRIAAN STRAUSS stands out like a beacon for the Cheetahs, and not just because he leads the troops. The Bok hooker, who so seldom has an anonymous game, comes up against another worthy opponent in the No 2 stakes on Saturday, as the Chiefs have restored that combative Maori HIKA ELLIOT to the middle of the front row, after he missed the opener in Dunedin through a calf problem; rookie Rhys Marshall drops to the bench.
Recent history: April 14, 2012: Cheetahs 33 Chiefs 39
Rob Houwing’s prediction: The Chiefs camp have been talking up the Cheetahs for playing “a brand of rugby like ours”, which is at least partly true, but it is extremely hard to see the Free Staters toppling the champs in their tour opener, I’m afraid … Chiefs by 16.
28 Feb 2013, 10:33 am
Elton to clinically miss all of his kicks and Fourie will be equally clinical in missing all of his throws. What a spectacle – like a well-oiled machine.
28 Feb 2013, 10:34 am
All the ‘kenners ‘ writing off the Stormers….
28 Feb 2013, 10:37 am
@Heavens Game-55: Where oh where has my little dog gone? The one who BOOMS, dynamites and jigs around with guppie praise singing?
Learn your lesson in the CC final? No HG: you have stated the guppies will BOOMthisentirecompetition wide open this year. You are on record as saying the guppies will win the tournie. So why when we tend to agree with you, are you denying this?
No HG, your sharkshits will just have to learn to deal with being favourites. Send the currently injured CaptainfuckingFrodo the memo. Simplesdimples.
28 Feb 2013, 10:38 am
@grant10-59:
I hold predictions of wins by 2 or 3 points in great disdain. If a game is so close that it comes down to one penalty either way, then your prediction is essentially meaningless.
When someone says Team X is going to win by 2 points, he is really saying he doesn’t have a clue what’s going to happen. Which is about right for Rob Houwing’s normal predictions.
28 Feb 2013, 10:38 am
@Heavens Game-52: In essence the loosies of the Cheetahs were a better unit than that of the Sharks. Problem is, they mean little when the tight 5 fails. Stormers is pretty much in the same ‘boat’ up front as the Cheetahs.
One area where the Sharks could struggle would be the lineouts. Even though the Cheetahs were miserable in area as well, they did manage to mess up the Sharks lineouts. It did work out okay for them, but with stronger jumpers the Stormers should give them a lot of trouble.
And no. The Stormers backline is questionable. Even the defense looks scrambled so far. But, the Cheetahs did manage 9 linebreaks against the Sharks… they have problems as well.
28 Feb 2013, 10:39 am
@kaksioek-60: Exactly. For once I agree with you agree with you….
My beloveds have NO hope, ZERO hope, fuckall to pitch up for
It’s going to be a rugbyMarikana for my Stormers
– an unavoidable tragedy in the offing.
28 Feb 2013, 10:40 am
@grant10-59:
Chiefs by 16 it’ll be more than that.
28 Feb 2013, 10:41 am
Sharks fans, don’t stress. If you just play to your potential the Stormers will be o from 2 after the weekend.
The only way the Stormers will win this one is if the Sharks choke, or if the ref starts handing out cards to the wrong side.
28 Feb 2013, 10:41 am
Sharks vs. Stormers Humdinger of the Weekend – http://wp.me/P2QxT1-5x
28 Feb 2013, 10:42 am
@Tacitus-63: true that…I reckon this game goes to the wire….less than a 7 pointer between the teams…..also the humidity factor….I would not be surprised if we have a 12…9 type scoreline
28 Feb 2013, 10:44 am
do or die stuff….
no mercy offered or accepted….great match ups all over the park….
just hope its not skop en jag again
28 Feb 2013, 10:46 am
@Tacitus-67: “card to the wrong side”.
Explain? Does that mean if a Sharks player punches a Stormers player, gets a card, that the ref done fucked up and should have given it to the Stormers player?
I don’t see how there could be a ‘wrong’ side.
28 Feb 2013, 10:48 am
@grant10-69: @Bagel-71: Taccy is just hoping/praying/urging the Stormers to lose – he doesn’t care how it is done.
28 Feb 2013, 10:48 am
@Bagel-71:
Bad choice of words.
What I mean is the Sharks will win if its 15 on 15. The only way for the Stormers to win, will be if the Sharks are reduced to 14 men for an extended period of time.
28 Feb 2013, 10:48 am
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-58:
Well the Stormers were favorites to regain The Conference Trophy (has anybody ever seen it) this year.
What will Thelo keep his samoosa collection in?
28 Feb 2013, 10:51 am
@Tacitus-73: Hopefully if that happens, to either side, it will be deserved. But I’ve lost all the faith I have in Kaplan as a ref.
Shocking at the breakdown, if in doubt he just throws his hands up in the air…
28 Feb 2013, 10:53 am
@gunther-74: “What will Thelo keep his samoosa collection in?”
The Currie Cup, Vodacom Cup, U/19 Cup?
He has options…..
28 Feb 2013, 10:55 am
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-62: Of course I now accept the truth according to Gods Gift to Rugby Stormers supporters as nothing but the truth…
Sharks can never win… even if they miraculously might just do, in a freakish game or two…
Nope, I employ Stormers supporters and “kenners” logic and I come up with the answer…
The Sharks are farked…
It just beats me how they can be termed favourites – in light of their obvious inferiority according to the Stormers “kenners” on this site…
I mean even as “favourites” they cant win, because as esteemed kenners like yourself intimate, they cant live with the favourites tag, as demonstrated in the CC final last year when they got beaten and “choked” against your B team…
So, its lose lose and this “kenner” is just going with the flow and enjoying it…
Sharks will lose because they either got beaten by the better team, or they choked with the favourites tag…
And of course Keo has put the mockers on them with his prediction…
The Sharkshit mercenaries got no chance in Dirtbin… They only turning up for the paycheck in front of a half full Stadium with the worst crowd support in the country according to the objective commentary on this “esteemed” Rugby site.
BOOM!
28 Feb 2013, 10:58 am
@RL-6: tomorrow morning
28 Feb 2013, 11:00 am
@nortierd-57: and no one likes a coward either; okes who have a huge opinion and when it doesn’t go their way can’t actually front on the Monday to say ‘hey I got it wrong’.
My message is to those guys who can only have an big bek when it favours whatever they said.
28 Feb 2013, 11:00 am
@Tacitus-67: Who is the ref for this one?
Because the card scenario is a very real possibility.
Fark me, Peyper nearly blew the Bulls off the park last weekend, and if it wasn’t for Jantjies meltdown or JDV’s bad decision making at penalty time, it could have been a much closer game than the one sided scoreline that resulted…
28 Feb 2013, 11:01 am
and reminding someone of one’s accuracy in getting something right is certainly not bragging. Equally reminding someone when you get it wrong is not a sign of weakness but one of security and strength.
28 Feb 2013, 11:01 am
I hope this is not the kiss of death from Keo, although he has been pretty spot on so far
28 Feb 2013, 11:02 am
@Tacitus-13: Stormers will win at home. I can tell you that now.
28 Feb 2013, 11:02 am
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-65: Oh god, you and HG are like the opposite ends of a yapping, incontinent poodle – both equally annoying. “The Sharks are the favourites.” “No, the Stormers are.” The favourites tag is like the conference title – it doesn’t ******* mean anything. You can’t trade it in for a teaspoon of cement for Elton or a GPS for Fourie.
28 Feb 2013, 11:04 am
@stormersboy-22: a team can lose six matches and still make play-offs. To get a top two finish I’d say no more than four defeats.
Two away defeats against two of the better teams is no train smash.
28 Feb 2013, 11:05 am
@Heavens Game-52: This is Super Rugby and not Currie Cup. Different time of the year, different teams and different result.
From all the esteemed here.
28 Feb 2013, 11:06 am
All this “woe is us, we are the underdogs” crapola is beyond boring. As the Kings game showed last week being favourites means jackshite. We get it already. Move on.
28 Feb 2013, 11:06 am
@grant10-56: geez talk about wanting it both ways
28 Feb 2013, 11:07 am
@keo-79:
It was a joke, not everybody here is always fighting
28 Feb 2013, 11:08 am
@keo-79: Keo, in defence of nortierd, he said afterwards that he backed the Force on Superbru but were glad that the Kings have won ! His comments were never derogatory towards the Kings. He was definitely not MIA on Monday
28 Feb 2013, 11:08 am
The game poses a difficult decision on whom to take my wager, Kaplan’s in control meaning we won’t see the farce of Peyeper from last week when 2 ilegal tries by the quotas were allowed, the Stormers will have to out play the Sharks if
they are to cause an upset.
And that won’t be easy for the Stormers more so with Kolisie , Jantjies, Aplon and Habana in their line up
28 Feb 2013, 11:09 am
@Heavens Game-80: Oh fark… Kaplan is ref.
Sharks are screwed on the reffing front…
Any faint chance of scrum advantage gone in a referee adjudged instant… Kaplan not keen the scrummage as a contest…
Stormers defence will camp offsides and get away with it – Kaplan not too aware of rush defence as the Aussies will attest in their many complaints against him…
So Sharks are truly farked…
They are seen as “favourites” by the kenners – therefore will choke…
They have a “shi.t” Captain according to the “kenners”, therefore will fall apart…
The ref aint gonna do them any favours…
And of course their loosies got fckedup by the Cheetahs loosies, without Brussouw, just last week… What hope do they have against the Stormers giants…
Stormers have a clear path here obviously…
28 Feb 2013, 11:10 am
Force Cheetahs and Stormers to win
Now that’s some Kenner talk lets here it for the nay sayers
28 Feb 2013, 11:10 am
@Heavens Game-77: Do not forget the story on R-T is that Kaplan will help the Sharks, thisw means we only do well with a ref helping us, I mean Skopsnot also told us this, and you know ” HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT”
28 Feb 2013, 11:11 am
blank advertising boards @ the Tank?
Sharks, WP shocked at stand-off
PUBLISHED: WEDNESDAY, 27. FEBRUARY,
2013 IN CATEGORY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
The Sharks and Western Province have
expressed shock after being dragged into
a stand-off between Kagiso Vantage and
the South African Rugby Union.
Kagiso Vantage, the sports sponsorship and
advertising contracts arm of Kagiso Media,
on Wednesday issued a statement in which
they said they will not sell any advertising
space to SARU during the 2013 Super Rugby
competition, at Kings Park in Durban, and
Newlands in Cape Town.
The Sharks (Pty) Ltd and Western Province
Rugby moved quickly to distance themselves
from the Kagiso stance.
“We dissociate ourselves from this [Kagiso
Vantage] press release,” the Sharks and WP
said in a joint statement.
“Neither party gave approval and are
shocked at this course of action and will be
communicating with Kagiso Vantage in due
course.”
According to Kagiso Vantage, who advised
SARU that it will not sell any advertising
space to SARU at the Durban and Cape
Town rugby stadiums, the issue arose from
matches played at Newlands and Kings Park
in 2012.
Kagiso Vantage holds all advertising rights
to rugby matches at Newlands. In addition,
the company is the exclusive agent of the
Sharks (Pty) Ltd for the purpose of selling
advertising space on the digital perimeter
board in Kings Park.
According to the company the action by the
Kagiso Group subsidiary follows the issuing
of a summons against SARU for payment of
invoices relating to the sale of advertising
space at Kings Park and Newlands during
rugby matches played in 2012.
Costa Constantinou, CEO of Kagiso Vantage,
noted: “Kagiso Vantage sells advertising
space to SARU at Newlands and Kings Park
that is then utilised by SARU sponsors to
display branding, trade names and product
advertising.
“Invoices submitted to SARU for payment
for this space relating to games played in
2012 have still not been paid. Until these
outstanding invoices are settled and
additional outstanding matters resolved,
Kagiso Vantage will not sell any more
advertising space at these venues to SARU.
“We have obtained legal advice from Jeremy
Gauntlett on the matter and are determined
to maintain the ban on advertising space
sales to this organisation until the matter is
settled to our satisfaction.”
SARU sponsors have accordingly been
informed that until the dispute is resolved
their branding, trade names and product
information will not be advertised within
Newlands during Super Rugby matches.
In addition, their advertising will not be
displayed on the digital perimeter board in
Kings Park during SARU matches.
Constantinou added: “It is regrettable that
this action has to be taken and that SARU
sponsors are affected in this way. However,
we have shown great patience in our
dealings with SARU, but to no avail. Our
2012 invoices remain unpaid.
“Hopefully, common sense will prevail and
SARU will now take action to ensure
payment is finally made.”
* We are awaiting reaction from SARU.
28 Feb 2013, 11:11 am
@CharlesM-90:
Thanks Charles, but maybe I need to put more smiley faces behind the post in future?
28 Feb 2013, 11:11 am
@skopdiekan-93: 0 from 3
28 Feb 2013, 11:12 am
@keo-86: Not really, if you really read all the esteemed comments on your own esteemed site…
Nope, the Sharks got no chance… Especially since the lost to a B team…
The parallels are there:
Sharks favourites then… Sharks favourites now… (even though Stormers were favourites for the Conference “Title”)
Sharks choked then… Sharks choke now….
Of course, according to the esteemed on your site…
28 Feb 2013, 11:13 am
@keo-88: Hey Keo, it would be really great if there is 1 page that summarizes and provides updates on team selections. i know this was done last year which included predictions etc. but thats not the main requirement.
the main reason for this is we’re having to go through multiple pages to see team sheets for the fantasy rugby picks, one ends up going to the super sport website and i think that defeats the purpose.
thanks
28 Feb 2013, 11:17 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-94: How could I forget that…
Of course the only reason the Sharkshit mercenaries win, especially against the Gods Gift to Rugby Stormers, is because of the Ref….
But not this weekend… Kaplan the Capetonian got the result all in the bag, and I am sure he will want to go out his last season with a bang, with his team “holding” the Conference Title again…
Not that the Stormers will need his help on Saturday – the vastly superior team they already are…
The Cape Chosen Ones vs the Dirtbin Mercenaries…
Follow the narrative and there is only one winner here…
And it certainly aint the Black and White…
BOOM!
28 Feb 2013, 11:17 am
@Heavens Game-98:
28 Feb 2013, 11:17 am
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-76:
Touchê
28 Feb 2013, 11:20 am
@Heavens Game-100: Don’t forget the add scum and coloniests to out titel.
28 Feb 2013, 11:20 am
@Transformation-95: Thought it was the Tank and WP, as the article states…
But you highlight the Tank…
Good man…
Fark the Sharkshit scum and the Dirtbin Stadium they pretend they play rugby in without any crowd support whatsoever…
28 Feb 2013, 11:23 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-103: There @Heavens Game-104:
Howzat?
Farken Sharkshit mercenaries without any inkling of pride or tradition whatsoever… especially in comparison to the Proud history of WePee and Stormers…
Farken Johnny Come Latelies…
(Hellsteeth… this Mercenary Sharkshit slating is actually quite liberating)
28 Feb 2013, 11:24 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-103: coloniests = colonists.
28 Feb 2013, 11:25 am
@Heavens Game-105: correct
28 Feb 2013, 11:26 am
@keo-88: I made that call when I was pi ssed and licking my wounds….and farken the moer in with that gutless drivel on show at Loftus….
Stormers by 3…
28 Feb 2013, 11:28 am
@Heavens Game-92:
Better Kaplan than Peyper, I tell ya,
The Sharks main weakness in the derbies is their inability to exploit the fragile Stormers & the Bulls defence against the high ball, it’s one of Lambies main deficiencies where he shown again last week his unwillingness to milk the Cheetahs’ back three.
And I am not sold on the defence of Mvovo and JP either who made no tackles last week. The Sharks don’t have a serious replacements for Albert and Daniel yet
It will be the Stormers unfortunately
28 Feb 2013, 11:28 am
@grant10-108: Keep us updated. Feel free to change your prediction at halftime.
28 Feb 2013, 11:31 am
This Tyrone titface is a real gatkruiper of note up this other sharkishits punky boy Humping his Gat like there’s no tomorrow.
Don’t these mercenary humping sharkishits got any minds of their own that they gotta keep hunting and humping in pairs of twos or schools of 3 or shoals of 4 or more. What a bunch of feeble fruity fckwits that cannot think for themselves nor come up with any form of contentious content unless their gathering of gatgabbas are in the humping vicinity in tandem.
28 Feb 2013, 11:33 am
@Transformation-95: they’ve thrown down the gauntlett.
28 Feb 2013, 11:33 am
@Hondo-109: There you have it… I thought so… Sharks dont exploit the back 3 enough…
Must be a freakish result that they won when they repeatedly went up the 10/12 channel last year especially in the semi…
But of course it was freakish…
And of course it was Freddy at 10… Not Bambi, the farken overrated little prettyboy runtcunt…
28 Feb 2013, 11:34 am
@Heavens Game-100: Don’t you get tired of posting the same stuff ad infinitum ?
28 Feb 2013, 11:34 am
@skopdiekan-111: Hey old @ssgrape dangling from a donkeys @ss that has the runs, a good day to you too
Actually the asscreeper here is you and your boy friend poodlefucker,
By the way? how does it feel to be 7 years old again?? must be naaaaice to turn back the clock huh??
28 Feb 2013, 11:36 am
@keo-81:
Keo, no-one cares when you get it right, seriously.
Only when you get it wrong.
28 Feb 2013, 11:36 am
@Heavens Game-105:
Let me introduce you all to the newest Stormers cheerleader…we could not have said it any better…well done, you can collect your complimentary tutu at Gate B over the weekend.
28 Feb 2013, 11:38 am
@skopdiekan-111: Whats that… 3 or 4 against 300 or 400…
Yep, the farken cowardly sharkshits creeping out from under their racist old mother hubbard Lizzies colonial Sharkshit aspirations….
Farken cowardly sharkshit mercenary scum from the East Coast got no bravery in comparison to the Pure Gods Gift to Rugby supporters from the Fairest most beautiful Cape Town – the best of SA, and if choice would have it, the only part of SA, refugees notwithstanding…
The rest can farkoff like the Sharshit mercenaries to the Rest of Deep Dark Africa…
28 Feb 2013, 11:39 am
@Heavens Game-118:
damn that will have skopsnot plugging in deeper into capo’s ring 
28 Feb 2013, 11:41 am
@Heavens Game-113:
First rule is to take what is on offer
Carter and Cooper showed how it’s done in 2011 at Newlands and it looked as I recall so easy, so sensible
Mitigation is that Lambie is well aware that: a. JP too slow to get there in time b. Mvovo will not attack the high ball but will desert his line in the process
So why bother?
28 Feb 2013, 11:43 am
They’re yakking like a bunch of mercenary humping chickenshits trying to talk themselves into an unassuming position of underdog non expectation. Just imagine Stormers whip their overrated mercenary humping arseholes again inside the guppy tank against every possible rationale rated lather of mercenary supporting supreme supposition ? The black clouds of mourning will descend over that last bastion of pompous bought indignation and the wailing baleful inebriated souls trying to drown their over enthused expectancy into a heap of never ending tomorrow’s.
28 Feb 2013, 11:46 am
Old d**sie is still setting himself up for a loss. Learnt his lession in the CC last year.
28 Feb 2013, 11:47 am
SSSSTTTOOOOOORRRRMMMMEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@skopdiekan-121: Jealous bunch of Banana supporters only wish they had the history of WP
28 Feb 2013, 11:48 am
Stoooooooooooormeeeeeeeeeeeeers!!!!!!! Don’t care what happened last week – go ckick some @ss boys! Stormers all the farking way!
28 Feb 2013, 11:48 am
@Stawm-122: That one never learns his lesson. He is too stupid.
28 Feb 2013, 11:49 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-119: You mean he’s already popped out… I thought he was still there and half out terrapin style…
28 Feb 2013, 11:49 am
@Hondo-120: Exactly… why bother at all?
28 Feb 2013, 11:51 am
@kaksioek-110: LOL
Thats actually quite funny….
still stormers by 3
28 Feb 2013, 11:53 am
@skopdiekan-121:
What are you ranting about this time?
@Heavens Game-118:
The bench split of 4-3 for the Sharks is another nonsense, even if to make up the quota numbers
Additional loose forward/Lock on the bench would have come handy at Newlands, might be the Sharks have no one else left?
Ndungane when he came on late at Bloem nearly cost the Sharks the game, they won’t be so lucky this time though
Stormers by 7-10
28 Feb 2013, 11:54 am
@grant10-128: Provided JdV has learnt how to attack again… His attacking powess are diminishing.
28 Feb 2013, 11:55 am
@skopdiekan-121: Black mounds of mourning already come and gone on Sunday after the ChickenSharkshits realised how lucky they were to beat Golden Goosens Cheetahs and still have to play the might Conference Title Holders at Dirtbin stadium, where a B team fcked them up last time they met…
Whats more is that somehow the mercenary runtcnts are favourites for this match against the Conference Title holding favourites, so are guaranteed to choke like the Dirtbin money grubbing mercenary chickenshit colonialist racists they are…
Farkit… The Black and White dynamite are going to be cowardly damp squib mercenaries just there to pick up the paychecks…
Farkem… Go Stormers…
28 Feb 2013, 11:55 am
@Hondo-129: Please do everyone a favour and STFU with your racism.
28 Feb 2013, 11:57 am
@Hondo-129:
Need to revise, the game is actually to be played in Durban
A close call, Sharks aren’t that good without Albert and Daniel
28 Feb 2013, 11:57 am
@grant10-128:
I’ll keep checking in.
28 Feb 2013, 11:58 am
@Hondo-129: Added to that, Beast is a penalty machine when it comes to scrum time. He will also fake tackles and turnover ball. I have to agree with you, Stormers by plenty.
28 Feb 2013, 11:59 am
Actually have no idea how to call this one. It will be close though.
Might just have the Sharks by 1 so even if the Stormers win by 4 I’ll still get a margin point.
28 Feb 2013, 11:59 am
@Hondo-133: Durban is not going make a difference looking at the players uyou mentioned in your post above.
28 Feb 2013, 12:01 pm
@mikeybrass-130: true….
28 Feb 2013, 12:02 pm
@kaksioek-134: LOL
28 Feb 2013, 12:04 pm
@John1976-137: It seems that only HG and his friend (Tyronne?) are aware of what is going to happen to the Sharks this coming weekend.
28 Feb 2013, 12:05 pm
@Hondo-129: Exactly… Who do the farken Guppies think they are with only 4 forwards on the bench…
Do they dare think that they gonna run the Conference Title Holders ragged in the second half with the bench 2nd rate lightweights…
They gonna need at least 5 forwards and even then the giant stormers pack gonna take them apart like a cruel schoolboy removing the legs from an insect one by one…
And even if they do freakishly get parity against the Stormers formidable scrum, and the interpretations of Kaplan, their backs are going to have to deal with a Backline led by none other than the Bok Captain filled to the brim with Boks – true Boks – that the Sharkshit mercenaries can only dream of having…. And the best backline in the land is going to fark them up six love with nowhere to run or hide…
And woebetide turnstile Bosman coming on – Christmas come early… Fark, actually the Sharks could be well on their way to coming last in the conference because they will be softened up this weekend after which they will have to face the much vaunted Kings on their home turf, where they will be well and truly farked by the loyal Caped Crusaders… Who unite together, refugees and chosen ones alike as Gods Gift to Rugby from the Cape…
Yup… The Johnny Come Latelies are FUBAR…
Yet somehow beyond all this are “favourites”…. You got to be kidding me, Hondo…
But then again if the Sharkshits are favourites, they are guaranteed to choke…
28 Feb 2013, 12:08 pm
KEO despite the fact HG generates 1000′s of hits for you ( the same post repeated over and over again) you must ban HG for his own good, he is losing it – do the right thing Mark.
28 Feb 2013, 12:08 pm
@grant10-138: Frankly give me JdJ over JdV any day of the year.
The plus side is that JdV may just have the edge over Jordan, though I suspect it won’t be the case next year.
JdV just doesn’t have the attacking powess anymore and de Allende needs an attacking 13 outside of him to thrive.
28 Feb 2013, 12:09 pm
@Heavens Game-141:
28 Feb 2013, 12:09 pm
@NZINCHINA-142: Losing it? You’re being polite, mate. He lost it ages ago
28 Feb 2013, 12:10 pm
@mikeybrass-132:
Don’t be so hard on Hondo, he is KEO’s very own quota. Actually, now that I think about it, there are quite a few active on this very thread…
28 Feb 2013, 12:11 pm
@NZINCHINA-142: Maybe Keo should start with banning half the Stormer supporters in here, the other half are ok, after that ban 2/3s of the Kiwi’s that come in here
28 Feb 2013, 12:12 pm
@mikeybrass-145:
Yes well I have mentioned this before, scary stuff. You’re right about JDV he is no threat now couldn’t Meyer with his great rugby brain see this before making him Bokke captain.
28 Feb 2013, 12:12 pm
Frans Malherbe is going to have his head shoved so far up his own *** that just thinking about it makes me want to go and brush my teeth.
28 Feb 2013, 12:16 pm
@CharlesM-114: I am going with the flow of the esteemed “stuff” I see on this site ad infinitum…
But then again I am so sorry, if I have said anything insulting about those farken Sharkshit Mercenaries from Dirtbin…
I thought thats what this site was about – what all the supporters of Gods Gift Team to Rugby – the Stormers are all about?
Hehehehe…. you got me, Charlie… Its not really is it… Of course this is a serious esteemed Rugby journal in the digital realm overpopulated with esteemed kenners such as yourself, Capo and Skopskiet… Stormer supporters all… Dispensing rugby wisdom to the rugby tradition impoverished like the Chicken Sharkshit supporters of the Johnny come Lately Mercenaries from Dirtbin, eh?
28 Feb 2013, 12:16 pm
By all accounts Stormers played kak last week. They were dominated up front but despite that:
* they outscored the Bulls 2 tries to 1;
* left at least 15 points on the park through Jantjies’ kak kicking;
* only lost by 8 points becaus of an illegal try awarderd to the Bulls.
Now taking into account the above awa the fact that the Bulls played very well according to reports from all, I feel that the Stormers have a very good chance of causing an upset on Saturday. In fact, I have them as winners by 4 points.
The Sharks, because of their homeground and them being SA’s best bet in the S15, will be overwhelming favorites but they’ll have to play very well if they want to win. I don’t know if they will be up to it. They’ll probably start like a house on fire and then fizzle out towards the end when Deysel, Kanko and Jannie show us their disappearing act in front of a few thousand people.
Final score: 19 – 15.
GO STORMERSSSSSS.
28 Feb 2013, 12:17 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-147:
My favorite SAFFA team the boys from Cape Town, although I think the Sharks will take them this weekend.
28 Feb 2013, 12:17 pm
Who said the Bulls played well? *****.
28 Feb 2013, 12:19 pm
@Golden Boy-146: There are a few quota stupids around here.
@NZINCHINA-148: The trouble is JdV is big, strong, runs straight and remains reasonably fast. All the attributes Meyer loves. The problem of course being the other things like ball skills, a side-step, running into space…
28 Feb 2013, 12:20 pm
Honest Honeybadger Hondo trying to play the numbers game just right. Count how many darker shade of pigmentation on each team then back the lesser one.
He had Stormers to cream it till he realize the mercenary humping Sharkishits are playing at home now he not so sure anymore. Factor in a Durban born Cape Town residing ref and now the confounding conundrum gets even more confusing. Just go with your initial hunch Honest Hond of Horrifying Hope pick the team with the least POC’s and Bob is sure to be your aunt.
28 Feb 2013, 12:20 pm
Keo getting more and more cocky, I think he is forgetting who gets him these nice ads on the side of this website?
But yes, your calls last week were spot on, sharks will nail my out of sorts Stormers, seems like the lions loser mentality has infiltrated our ranks. Hope we eradicate those issues soon. Also see Steyn use Jantjies as a carpet this weekend, that is if Grant doesn’t make a half time entry.
28 Feb 2013, 12:21 pm
@Heavens Game-150: Please don’t “bracket me in” with Capo and Skop !!!! They do not represent the “average” supporter of the Stormers IMO !!
28 Feb 2013, 12:21 pm
@NZINCHINA-152: Pieterson etc need to be given the license to run. I can’t see the ball going beyond JdV so I hope to god the others try to get involved from broken play before he gets his mitts on the ball.
28 Feb 2013, 12:23 pm
@mikeybrass-154:
Correct he’s part of the problem with your back line play, to me there is a lack of vision with SAFFA teams when NZ teams see the smallest gap they exploit it and often score you hardly ever see your teams doing that.
28 Feb 2013, 12:23 pm
@kaksioek-153:
They didn’t?
No need to swear.
28 Feb 2013, 12:24 pm
@CharlesM-157: You and the rest of the decent WP/Stormers have my sincerest sympathies, Charles, it must be highly embarrassing to even think of them as “one of yours”.
28 Feb 2013, 12:26 pm
@NZINCHINA-152: Eish how could you lower you standards like that??
from Saders to Stormers?? nee man kom reg 
As fore the weekends match i think the Stormers by 13
28 Feb 2013, 12:26 pm
Stormers players are banned from running with the ball, under penalty of an overly severe back rub from Fleckie. Allister Coetzee is doing the same thing he did to the Bok backline under Jake White: ******* it up six love.
28 Feb 2013, 12:26 pm
@NZINCHINA-159: The difference between the turgid display of 2012 (in particular) and the Bok teams of the 80s couldn’t be more marked.
The partnership of JdJ and Fourie for the Stormers in 2010 was very fruitful. JdV came back in 2011 and phew, the Stormers backline play went downhill. Frankly the Stormers’ backline play has looked better whenever JdV hasn’t played in the last two years.
He has been a great servant but it is time he left.
28 Feb 2013, 12:27 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-162:
Blues
Stormers
Brumbies
28 Feb 2013, 12:28 pm
I wonder if this is RL on another site:
“It is not so much that we support the Sharks, it is that we do not support the Stormers. Personally I would be very happy if this match ended in a draw. Pity both teams can’t lose.”
It probably rang true for HG as well when Stormers played against the Bulls last week.
28 Feb 2013, 12:28 pm
Dinner time back shortly.
28 Feb 2013, 12:28 pm
@skopdiekan-155: Already looking for excuses? Lets not forget that that very same “Factor in a Durban born Cape Town residing ref” handed you the match last year, yep ironically the 2nd match of the season last year, after he had blown the SHarks out of the Bulls match the week before! Roll your head in a little there, oh crazy one!
28 Feb 2013, 12:28 pm
@NZINCHINA-159: And more generally, yes you are right of course.
Imagine the likes of Mannetjies le Roux, Michael du Plessis, Danie Gerber etc etc being told not to take the gap.. Those boytjies had skill and vision.
28 Feb 2013, 12:31 pm
@Sharksgirl-168:
on no Sharksgirl ma’am, he will now go all 7 year old on you.
28 Feb 2013, 12:31 pm
Once again the Sharks are going to win the competition, every year it’s their best chance, they just get beter and beter. Take care Stormers, you are fronting up to the team of the decade, well they have been favourites for the past 10 years. every year it’s the same old thing. Hang on, I forgot, what time is the game, the dew, we forgot about the dew.
28 Feb 2013, 12:31 pm
@nama1-151: Causing an “upset”? How can the favourites for the Conference Title – the Current Conference Title holders and CC Champs – cause an “upset”?
And the fact that the Sharks are somehow “favourites” for the game, guaranteeing a Choke, cause an “upset”?
Your foregone prediction of a Stormers win is an “upset” too?
Come now – you fools are being dishonest by saying the result will be an “upset”, because should the “upset” happen, the hyperbole post “upset” will be very different to talk of Sharks being “favourites” et al pre “upset”…
Of course the Stormers will win…
They have the players
They have the history
They have the tradition
They have the titles
They have the Captain…
In comparison the Johnny Come Latelies from the sh.yte Third World African Dirtbin are nothing – thats what you really feel hey?
28 Feb 2013, 12:31 pm
@mikeybrass-164:
…and so say all of us.
Rather get out on your own before you get kicked out.
But he was promised the Bok captaincy for this year, so…
28 Feb 2013, 12:31 pm
All Stormers had to do last weekend was leave the Lions mercenary leeusers out the team and Bulls would have been well and truly thumped. I don’t know why the fck Stormers management got sucked into this mercenary humping business instead of playing their own home bred players and winning they gotta spend big money on mediocre f ‘ng mercenaries and in the process go down the goddam drain.
Weaknesses at Stormers at no. 10 and that is where the cookie gonna bust come day of delivery. Pity they so f’ng feeble in their players SWOT analysis and who to pick or leave out when and where.
28 Feb 2013, 12:33 pm
@NZINCHINA-165:
Good lad!
28 Feb 2013, 12:34 pm
Sharks vs. Stormers Humdinger of the Weekend:
http://wp.me/P2QxT1-5x
28 Feb 2013, 12:35 pm
Stupid doesnt stop. Terrified of losing on Sat.
28 Feb 2013, 12:35 pm
@skopdiekan-174: I know, right – they ******* sold out. Is nothing sacred anymore? The next thing that will happen is that the Stormers coaches might actually lose a few pounds and stop looking like a trio of ******* Buddhas.
28 Feb 2013, 12:36 pm
Hoping to see some more exciting rugby from our SA franchises this weekend.
28 Feb 2013, 12:36 pm
@BrumbiesBoy-161: Thanks! I don’t even read their comments anymore
28 Feb 2013, 12:36 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-170:
@nama1-173: ok now I am going to have HG going all 7 year old on me, it seems its my day then
But its the same scenario we had 2 years ago when Bissie had to sit on the bench for the 2nd best hooker but so called best captain!
28 Feb 2013, 12:37 pm
I’m calling a Stormers victory.
28 Feb 2013, 12:38 pm
@kaksioek-178:
28 Feb 2013, 12:40 pm
@Heavens Game-172:
Of course the Sharks are the favorite. They are SA’s best chance to win the S15 this year, remember? You, Keo and everybody else said so when the squads were announced.
Now they are going to play on their home turf against a bunch of poofters from “brokeback region.” How can they not be favorites on their home ground?
Sharks the favorites…Stormers to win.
28 Feb 2013, 12:44 pm
@Sharksgirl-181: As 7 year old as when you reckoned Jimmy Stonehouse should be the new Kings Park messiah over “Dumbtree” when the Sharks were doing what they should be doing according to the esteemed kenners on this site and losing…
28 Feb 2013, 12:44 pm
@Sharksgirl-181:
That seems to be the case.
The difference being that Stormer supporters will call it as it is (ie. call for JdV to be dropped) unlike (some) Shark supporters who tried to defend the indefensible.
28 Feb 2013, 12:45 pm
@nama1-184: Rubbish, not everyone was saying that, don’t go and get all girly and assumes everyone, very few Sharks supporters believe all that spew, and KEO is not a Sharks supporter, or a KZN journo,
Stormers are the favourites and rightfully so.
28 Feb 2013, 12:47 pm
@nama1-184: So who said the Stormers, the current Conference Title holders and CC champs, are favourites for the Conference Title… The farken Godzille Toothfairy?
Something doesn’t add up with your logic here… Dont you think?
Or are you Toothfairy’s little Nama helper?
28 Feb 2013, 12:48 pm
Keo: The Sharks will win for not ONE reason you stated in your article!
The harks will win becasue of the out of date gameplan that Allister cannot let go in 2013! If you look at last years type of play from the Stormers, nothing changed at Loftus. Only the things they were doing good in the mentioned gameplan, was better executed last year ie: Gang tackling the ball carrier back with 2-3 yards everytime. This did not happen at Loftus.. Sustained pressure for pahse after phase on defense… always pressuring the other team to make mistakes.. this time round the Bulls got the upperhand.
So no the Sharks will win because they have the better Coaching staff having new ideas and having the correct type of gameplan.. Not all is sacrificed for just forward play nor is only an all out attack. The last 3 years showed that teams that played a more balanced gameplan were the victors.. The stormers did well to win games they should have lost… that will not happen again this year
So no, I hate to think what a Jake White/ Plumtree type of coach could do with the talent in the cape…
28 Feb 2013, 12:49 pm
@Transformation-95:
Daar sit die manne in die SARU Hotel
Hul ken mos vir almal, hul is almal se pêl
Luister ou vriend daar agter die bar
Hoe lyk dit met nog ‘n advertensie daar?
Nou stel ek voor my ou vriend Jurie
Daar’s niks te wêreld wat ou Jurie pla nie
Ontmoet in die straat en sê:” Betaal tog ou maat”
Sê Jurie: “Gannie betaal nie”!
Daar sit die manne in die SARU Hotel
28 Feb 2013, 12:50 pm
@Provvas-189: That’s it – kick Skop in the nuts why don’t you
28 Feb 2013, 12:50 pm
Who gives a flying fark who is favourite? Sharks will be handing some more whoopass this weekend.
The Bulls were hardly at their best but you sometimes tend to be limited in performance by how kak the team against you is playing as well.
28 Feb 2013, 12:50 pm
@nama1-186: Call it as it is? COUGHfuckingbullshitCOUGH
28 Feb 2013, 12:52 pm
@Heavens Game-185: Yep, at least I admited the error of my ways, and publicly acknowledged my mistake
Have nothing to be ashamed of, one errs in judgement every now and then!
@nama1-186: John was a hero in KZN, and he was loyal to the Sharks so understandable.
I call it a Sharks win by 7.
28 Feb 2013, 12:52 pm
@nama1-173: How I groaned at that…
28 Feb 2013, 12:53 pm
@Heavens Game-172: Luister hier klein pisgesig:
Volgens jou eie redenasie:
1. Sharks het weg gespeel en gewen, stormers het weg gespeel en verloor = Sharks fav
2. Stormers speel weer weg, Sharks by die huis = Sharks fav
3. Sharks het final gespeel laas jaar stormers het nie = sharks fav
4. Stormers het teen sharks verloor in semi van Sup rugby = Sharks fav
5. Stormers se rekord met Kaplan as ref = 50% Sharks 66.66% = Sharks fav
So hou op om jou te gedra soos ‘, f0kkin snotkop kind wat jy is en praat sense vir n verandering.
Jy gaan soos een groot d00s lyk Maandag as julle verloor.
28 Feb 2013, 12:53 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-192: lol Kwagga het jy gesien hoe stil is hully oor Meisiekind wat oor Jantjies gehardloop het?
28 Feb 2013, 12:54 pm
You beat the Sharks by going through their defense, not around it.
And in De Allende and De Villiers, the Stormers have the midfield to keep the ball close to the forwards.
Etzebeth, I should add though, is the single biggest loss the Stormers are feeling at the moment.
28 Feb 2013, 12:54 pm
@nama1-184: Sharks have been overwhelming favourites to win the WHOLE THING since 2009!
3 weeks ago they were the pundits’ numero uno saffa team by a mile.
nothing has changed despite the facetious protestations.
28 Feb 2013, 12:55 pm
@Heavens Game-172:
That’s why they place an age restriction on programs like “The Secret” and “”What the bleep…”
Children like yourself obviously got the wrong message……
28 Feb 2013, 12:55 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-187:
Ai Shaggy “It wasn’t me/us. It is you who started it.”
Boohoo…
@Heavens Game-188:
Maybe…who knows.
Sharks still favorites to win not only on Saturday but the Conference… and go one better than last year and win the whole competition.
28 Feb 2013, 12:55 pm
@nama1-186: But then again esteemed Stormers supporters are Gods Gift to Rugby supporting the team which truly Gods Gift to Rugby… The team from Godsown notwithstanding….
28 Feb 2013, 12:56 pm
@Sharksgirl-194: lol And you erred about JSmit, never forget a player does not select himself. Smit is the greatest Capt this country has ever produced, that can never be taken away.
other then that? in my eye ur always right
28 Feb 2013, 12:56 pm
@nama1-201: No logic… So Sharks are favourites, but Stormers will definitely win…
Makes perfect sense…
28 Feb 2013, 12:58 pm
@Transformation-199: Made Favourites by who? Sharks supporters for the most sure as hell do not think so, Cape press does not speak for us thank you.
28 Feb 2013, 12:58 pm
Pietersen – Ludick = Stormers
Aplon – Mvovo = Stormers
JdV – Jordaan = Stormers
De Allende – Steyn = Sharkishits
Habana – JPP = Even
Jantjies – Lambie = Even
Groom – Reinach = Even
Vermeulen – Kankowski = Stormers
Elstadt – Deysel = Even
Kolisi – Coetsee = Stormers
Bekker – Vd Merwe = Stormers
Steenkamp – Bressler = Sharkishits
Malherbe – Beast = Sharkishits
Fourie – Burden = Stormers
Kitschy – Du Plessis = Sharkishits
Bench = Even
Stormers – 7
Sharkishits – 4
Even – 4
Bench = Even
Ref = Stormers
Venue = Sharkishits
There you go Honest Hondo
Stormers should bring you much good tidy tidbits of well thought ticket to tithing trade this time.
28 Feb 2013, 12:59 pm
@Transformation-199: Congrats on your big win
28 Feb 2013, 12:59 pm
@Heavens Game-204: Stormers by 13 fact.
28 Feb 2013, 13:00 pm
@Provvas-196: Bullshitman… You’re biased.
28 Feb 2013, 13:00 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-197: Doooooooooodstil……Ou Stormers laai daai maar wag dat Wynand iewers aanjaag dan is daar twee berigte en 500 posts daaroor.
Ook die Spies haaters was ook besonder stil…..wonder hoekom?
28 Feb 2013, 13:01 pm
@TooMuchRugby-200: Apparently so…
28 Feb 2013, 13:02 pm
@Transformation-199:
Some sort of reverse psycology ploy or something.
“We never win when we are the favorites so let us pretend that we are the underdogs.”
They don’t even realise how stupid they sound.
28 Feb 2013, 13:03 pm
@Transformation-199: You changing your mind again… Just a few days a go you reckoned not only were the Stormers going to fark the Sharks up, they were also going to soften them up for the Kings to fark them up too just the week after…
Ag shame, umfanawami…
28 Feb 2013, 13:03 pm
@skopdiekan-206: Fourie – Burden = Stormers. O my moer en dit na Wingnut se game laas naweek. Kaaaaaaaaaaaak man!!!!!
28 Feb 2013, 13:03 pm
@Heavens Game-204: There you have it, skoppie has told us in no uncertain terms the Stormers lead by far, infact he was being kind and gave a few pisitions where we could be better :winki:
28 Feb 2013, 13:05 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-214: Fourie……Yet another player hyped up by the Platberg faithfull to be the next best thing since strawberry flavoured effies.
28 Feb 2013, 13:06 pm
@Heavens Game-204:
It does, doesn’t it.
Just like last year in the CC final.
28 Feb 2013, 13:06 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-215: Does ‘winki’ refer to Skop’s small tollie?
28 Feb 2013, 13:07 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-215: Ja… Skop has been eating meat or drinking booze again – he reckons his farken pinup toyboy Elstadt, his own pocket Superman, is evens with Deysel… Deysel the softcock who got farked up by the mighty Stormers C team Canuck loosie….
But then again Skop never tells lies…
28 Feb 2013, 13:08 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-218: EWWWWWWWW EVEN AT THE THOUGHT, NOW I AM NAAR :LOL:
28 Feb 2013, 13:08 pm
@nama1-217: Exactly… So, no need to worry… Fait accompli… Deed is done… Sharks will choke and STormers will win…
28 Feb 2013, 13:09 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-215:
Why do you wink for another man? What’s wrong with you?
This is an honorable rugby site, OK. Don’t come here with your tendencies.
28 Feb 2013, 13:10 pm
@Heavens Game-219: lol Funny how they don’t admit to the Canuck blindsiding a man like a typical WP coward,
28 Feb 2013, 13:11 pm
Julle laaities hou van kak praat.
28 Feb 2013, 13:12 pm
@Heavens Game-219: Skoppie back on the rumpsteaks? …………Ai hulle word so gou groot………
28 Feb 2013, 13:12 pm
@willievz-198: Why not play Vermeulen and Bekker as your centres then. Vermeulen is bigger than JdV and runs straighter, Bekker’s there most of the time anyway. Only problem is asking Bekker to keep ball close to the forwards
28 Feb 2013, 13:13 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-210: Niks om te se oor Spuitnaald spies of WO nie!! Eerlik waar albei spanne het hondtos gespeel… die bulls se skoppe messiah Morne het net alles oorgeklits, en die overrated Jantjes niks!!
AS hy net die eerste drie maklikes oorgeskop het was dit 9 – 9 elk halftyd.. .en ‘n ander game… so ek wag vir die return game op Nuweland voor ek Spies en Morne en Olivier (Met n hiper k@k haarstyl) as bokke verklaar… dit was net een game..
28 Feb 2013, 13:13 pm
@Heavens Game-221:
I don’t worry at all HG. I am comfortable in the belief that Stormers will win.
Your histerics since yesterday indicate to me that you are in need of some calmettes. Go have some and chill out.
You know that the Sharks will lose. Nothing you say or do will change that. The sooner you accept your fate, the better for your health.
28 Feb 2013, 13:14 pm
@FrenklyMuDeah-226: He does keep his ball close to a parkie bench though
28 Feb 2013, 13:15 pm
@nama1-222: Why am i not surprised that a broke back like you will take a wink as wanting someone??? typical |Stormer tendencies, now run along *** BOY.
28 Feb 2013, 13:16 pm
@FrenklyMuDeah-226: Firstly – who is “your” centres – I am not a Stormer.
Secondly – the Stormers already play Vermeulen or Cilliers at 10, so a move to the midfield might not be that unsettling.
28 Feb 2013, 13:17 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-216: Fourie had a huge part in the CC win for province last year, but it was not all at hooker… I think he needs to be playing on the side of the scrum… he put cullen Keegan, Coetzee all to shame at the fetcher role… Would love to see you call a bulls player overhyped should he win CC player of the year.. You will demand his place in the bok squad!
28 Feb 2013, 13:17 pm
@Provvas-227: Ja donner daai kuif is nou buite beheer. Eerste game in n lang tyd wat Morne bietjie gedomineer het. Jantjies het julle ongelukkig heeltyd op die agtervoet gehou. Tyd sal leer maar julle het n moeilikke tyd wat wag as dit so aanhou. Glo daar is genoeg talent onder julle om n comeback te maak maar jy moet erken julle het heeltemal planloos en besluiteloos gelyk, iets wat julle laasjaar juis sterk gemaak het.
28 Feb 2013, 13:18 pm
@Provvas-227: Ek dink nie of Spies of Wynand sal ooit weer Bokke wees nie, hullle is net beter as die Stormers spelers hierdie jaar. Nuweland gaan maar weer nat wees dan sal Steyn weer moet skop.
28 Feb 2013, 13:19 pm
@Heavens Game-221: How dof is this Nama oke?? we tell him Sharks do not have a hope in hell of winning and that the Stormers will win and are the favourites, now he keeps arguing that the Stormers will win?
Some mothers children i tell ya.
28 Feb 2013, 13:19 pm
@willievz-231: They play this 10 channel rugby that makes me wanna through my beer at the TV!! Said it earlier… .the gameplan is flawed, not the talent..
28 Feb 2013, 13:20 pm
@Provvas-232: Daai knaap is nie n haker nie ongeag wat hy laas jaar in die posisie gedoen het. Stem saam hy sal beter vaar op flank. As ek reg onthou was n paar manne hierond sterk op die ‘Fourie vir Bokspan’ campaign maar nou ja.
28 Feb 2013, 13:20 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-223:
“the Canuck blindsiding a man like a typical WP coward,”
Hahahaha…
You have given us a few pearlers since your return but this one must rank right up there as one of your biggest fantasies.
28 Feb 2013, 13:22 pm
@nama1-228: Other than the calmettes you are saying nothing new or what I dont know already..
Of course the favourites will lose…
The clincher being Keo’s prediction… All over Rover, as the now more subdued Budgie Smuggler from Camps Bay used to say…
This Sharkshit Mercenary supporter is hyping the STormers as much as the next esteemed kenner on this esteemed site…
And will do so until the end of the season, lose or win…
28 Feb 2013, 13:22 pm
@Provvas-236:
One of the reasons teams do this is to play as close as possible to the blindside, and try to suck in the opposition blindside winger into the ruck.
Makes sense if you have wingers like Habana and Aplon waiting to capitalise on that.
But I do agree, the Stormers do it far too often.
28 Feb 2013, 13:24 pm
@FrenklyMuDeah-226:
To speak frankly, my dear…………Jy praat deur jou gat.
28 Feb 2013, 13:25 pm
@nama1-238: No fantasy dude, facts, just like in the same game you other flank hits Botes from the side in the face, again Botes was not even facing the man, thaatr yes is your WP way,
28 Feb 2013, 13:25 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-230:
The way you are up in HG’s behind, I will not be surprised if you secretly want him to “comfort” you after Saturday’s lost by the Sharks.
Get out of there.
28 Feb 2013, 13:26 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-233: Nee jong die ding van hierdie jaar se “draw” vir die stormers is dat die maklike games eers later in die jaar is… en of die stormers dan nog innie run is… tyd sal leer… as ons net uit die eerste vyf games kan twee wins optel sal ek happy wees… maar dit gaan moeilik gaan teen Sharks, chiefs, Brumbies en Saders…
die probleem is AC speel n gameplan wat die bulls drie jaar terug laat wen het.. ek glo sy span execute daai plan perfek, maar Superugby deesdae gaan oor spanne met n balans in hulle gameplan… gee nie alles op defense etc om alles te hardloop nie en skop nie net doelloos nie, en genruik nie net die pak nie… kombinasies is nodig en ek persoonlik laaik om te sien n speler soos Aplon, Basson, Mvovo, Sergeal, Pietersen, Petersen word license to run gegee!!
28 Feb 2013, 13:26 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-223: The Cancuk – A Coward… Smashing Deysel the Sharkshit mercenary moneygrubber like the Chickenshit he is…?
Never…
And lets not forget the was only a 3rd choice player too… Also lets not forget that the only reason the Sharks luckily won was the fact that the Stormers had 2 players sent off by the Ref, who was either blind and stoopid, or was obviously a refugee from outside the Cape and firmly on the Sharkshits side…
28 Feb 2013, 13:28 pm
@keo-81:
Ok Keo, let me brag and show my strength:
I registered for the Fantasy Game thing!!!!!!
But admit, I didn’t know how to play
I clicked on the players, but nothing happened
I must admit that I probably started too late (yesterday)
Nice thing is I have 200 points in that little block. Maybe I can trade it as currency here with the other players.
Now, in a gentle way, tell me I started to late (even I bleed)
28 Feb 2013, 13:29 pm
@Heavens Game-245: This is true lol
28 Feb 2013, 13:29 pm
@Heavens Game-239:
“Of course the favourites will lose…”
Are you now saying that the Sharks are the favorites?
28 Feb 2013, 13:29 pm
@@whistle@blower@-246:
to = too
28 Feb 2013, 13:30 pm
@willievz-240: Cant be?!! Why dont we then see Habana or aplon scoring loads of tries on the blindside?
No they play the ten channel to apparently suck in more defenders than attackers and then hit the gaps… but I never see this happen either..
28 Feb 2013, 13:30 pm
@nama1-228: I am not worried too… I know it is true… I have accepted it…
The Sharkshit Mercenaries with no tradition, loyalty or success in comparison to the mighty Stormers wont win…
Done deal…
So, two peas in a pod, both not worried and satisfied that the Stormers – Conference Title favourites – will definitely win against the choking Sharks, apparently favourites for just this game…
28 Feb 2013, 13:30 pm
This is a nice little side show but I’m picking a NZ team will win the title again this season, early days but im not seeing anything from the SAFFA sides that will worry us, the Chiefs will put the Cheetahs to the sword on Saturday and put the Sharks win into perspective.
28 Feb 2013, 13:31 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-225: Lol… A rumpsteak rave…
28 Feb 2013, 13:36 pm
@nama1-248: Sorry again my esteemed kenner from the Richtersveld – forgot to make it “favourites”…
But yes, they are favourites according to the esteemed kenners – especially Keo – therefore according to other kenners, like yourself and Rottie Bender, they will definitely choke….
All over Rover… I will start coughing/choking soon in preparation for the monumental Saturday choke from the favourites…
28 Feb 2013, 13:39 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-230: Tyrone? Calmthefuckdown. Take a deep breath (yes, you can smell your wrinkledbuttcrack if you wish, just take a deep breath…) Now count to 10, and no 12 doesn’t come before 10.
Now focus thefuckup.
The guppies are the favourites, whether you and your posseofpussies like it or not. Now you can swear at folk, and call them ***, and accuse them of contaminating the water in your toilet – it changes nothing…….
Now readthefuckingmemo, and chill. We don’t want you ‘leaving’ the site before another Sharks vs WP/Stormers game. Hobbitonafuckingmissionyouare.
I once knew a fella named Ty
Such a coward and classless barfly
He once ran away
Cos he shouted ‘foul play’
He’s back and he loves humble pie.
(Not my finest effort….but good enough for Tyrone the drone)
28 Feb 2013, 13:40 pm
@@whistle@blower@-246:
The $200 is the amount of money you have to buy players.
You need to click on the “Manage my team” bar to select players.
You can select your team until one hour before the 1st game kick off.
If I can give you some advice: Go to the “How to play” bar 1st and print it out. It will give you all the rules wrt scoring points, substitutes, transfers etc. It will give you a better indication of how to select your team.
28 Feb 2013, 13:40 pm
Kaaaa…
Boomaluka, Boomaluka, wha, wha, wha
Chilalaka, Chilalaka, cha, cha, cha
Bommaluka, Chilalaka, who are we?
We are, we are the Stormers
Yeah Stormers, yeah Stormers, yeah Stormers
Vat hom, vat hom, vat hom, Yeah!
28 Feb 2013, 13:40 pm
@NZINCHINA-252: Looking forward to the Chiefs playing the side that finished no 1 last year and never faced the champs.. will be nice yardstick for where the Stormers stand this year…. Newlands.. gonna be tough for the Chiefs..
28 Feb 2013, 13:41 pm
@Heavens Game-254: Nope. I don’t think the guppies will choke this time round, as I believe they will have hardenedthefuckup mentally in the off season
Choking is for the unfortunate clients in that guppyguzzlers restaurant……
28 Feb 2013, 13:46 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-255: Again you assume i am sone I am not? should you not be back ar work on that street corner you frequent you “insignifacunt” know it all over opinionated wench?
And I am as calm as the ocean in Ballito, no waves today, must be because that foul winds from the Cape have died down.
28 Feb 2013, 13:47 pm
@Provvas-258:
That’s next week from memory it will be a cracker, the Chiefs have the best coaches in the comp.
28 Feb 2013, 13:48 pm
@mikeybrass-257: Lol Mickey, thats the way to chune us. and we know you going to win.
28 Feb 2013, 13:48 pm
@Heavens Game-251:
Now all you need to do is go out there and buy the jersey.
28 Feb 2013, 13:50 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-262: Don’t you worry. We don’t let the false Sharkie matrydom complexes get to us
28 Feb 2013, 13:51 pm
@TooMuchRugby-241: True, but don’t understand why our centres keep taking crash ball. Just think with this game plan if we had Alberts, Spies and Vermeulen at flyhalf and centres (ok Spies needs to catch the ball then) we wont even need wings except to chase up and unders. Will definitely make it over advantage line,
28 Feb 2013, 13:51 pm
…so Sharks are gonna get you is Sharks_Lover after all….huhahaha….
28 Feb 2013, 13:53 pm
@mikeybrass-264: No martyr, just gut feel simple really, do i wish for a Stormer victory?? hell no
28 Feb 2013, 13:53 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-260:
“work on that street corner you frequent”
Funny, ole Sharks-Lover also loved to use that phrase when talking to women, specifically Dawn.
That and “streetlight vendor.”
Don’t go and use “streetlight vendor” now. It may just convince everyone that you are indeed
Sharks-Lover.
28 Feb 2013, 13:55 pm
@Rage-266: No he is not, just because a wench tries to assume does not make it so, obviously not knowing anyone in here for real i will never give out my phone no, but hey whatever you want to believe? go for it, blaze away, take you best shot,
28 Feb 2013, 13:55 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-260: Now listen to this opionated wench carefully you intellectualfuckingmidget.
You are not intelligent enough to pull off a double profile Tyrone. Apologies for the hurty feelings caused in saying that (not).
Do you honestly not realise your ‘cover’ never quite got off the ground? Onlyafuckingmormonspecialneedsoldie.
You have brought an outdated Bic pen/pea shooter to an intellectual gunfight. In no way does this end well for you Ty…….
28 Feb 2013, 13:56 pm
@nama1-268:
Too late with my warning. Sorry SL
You have given it away now.
Ah well…
28 Feb 2013, 13:58 pm
@nama1-268: Stop trying to think you know something about me little BOY, you know zilch, now come with more proof,
you’re way off base
28 Feb 2013, 13:58 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-267: Yeah I think the Stormers will be up for the clash. I expected the Stormers to lose against the Bulls – there was something about their preparation work I didn’t like.
28 Feb 2013, 13:59 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-270: try again little puppy, ur losing it typing in a state of frenzy,
Want some tissues??
28 Feb 2013, 14:00 pm
Daar spat die kak nou……Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!!
28 Feb 2013, 14:00 pm
@mikeybrass-273: LIke i said, just gut feel,
28 Feb 2013, 14:00 pm
boys I need help.
canes vs Reds who is going to win.
Canes have not played Reds in QLD whilst Mackenzie has been coach! they last played in QLD back in 2009. the two games from 2010 have been close encounters in NZ.
28 Feb 2013, 14:01 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-270: “should you not be back ar work on that street corner you frequent you “insignifacunt” know it all over opinionated wench? ”
This is vintage Sharks_Lover shy te this
In fact I believthedumfuck used exactly the same ‘insult’ last year.
FuckIcanthandlethislevelofretardation. If I had more patience Ty, I would play along, but I honestly don’t entertain those stunted in the ‘intelligence’ dept. I waste my time…and you get filled with a false sense of achievement (which you don’t deserve) and you then attribute (said achievement) it to an intelligence you just don’t have……
Plankfokkendom.
28 Feb 2013, 14:02 pm
@Rage-266:
“…so Sharks are gonna get you is Sharks_Lover after all….huhahaha…”
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-269:
“@Rage-266: No he is not,…”
Why do you speak of yourself in the 3rd person?
The correct thing to say would’ve been: “No, I am not.”
Don’t you think so?
28 Feb 2013, 14:03 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-275:
kwagga, the usual some stormer morons trying to convince themselves they know it all, so typical, iot is like the script was written over and over.
28 Feb 2013, 14:03 pm
@wallabie.-277: Canes for me on this one but not by much
28 Feb 2013, 14:03 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-274: Tissues from you? Dearestfuckno. All crusted from your Lambiekeyboard sessions. Eeuw eeuw eeuw.
Have to go. ***Blows kisses to thedumbestfucker on the blog***
28 Feb 2013, 14:06 pm
@nama1-279: No because irrespective of how many times i have said i am not S-L, you and your buddies keep trying to tell me i am, now where does SL live?
I live in Ballito, now get your Cape buddies that work for Keo and tell them toi check out the IP addy, pretty simple really
Actually who gives a flyingfuck what you or dogzilla believes?? fire away. keep wasting your own time.
28 Feb 2013, 14:07 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-282: ET gaan de moer in wees……………….
28 Feb 2013, 14:07 pm
@nama1-279: Of course he is. He was cracked open like a smashed testicle the day he returned…..
Total fuckingeejit. Best of all, he is still trying to remain ‘undercover’. If he were an undercover/deep cover FBI agent, he would have been disembowled and made to eat his own butthair already…..
Not the brightest star.
Chat later.
28 Feb 2013, 14:07 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-281:
I am caught between a rock and a hard place. Reds had many injured last year and Canes were on the up in 2012…which is making me twiddle sticks.
thanks for your tip. why? I need to find the difference…I am on top in my superbru of 20 participants. looking for a differentiator to make my tip!!
I am having the win by 4 but dont know – when it is tipping I dont use emotion!!
28 Feb 2013, 14:08 pm
@wallabie.-277:
What was the result in Qland?
Go with the home team if unsure.
28 Feb 2013, 14:09 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-282: Run you imbecile, you so far off the mark it is scary, now like i said, your corner awaits you, just don’t over do the perfume as you normally do.
28 Feb 2013, 14:10 pm
@wallabie.-277:
Reds
28 Feb 2013, 14:10 pm
See skop’s post #111 and the reply at #115 for further proof that SL is indeed Sharks are gonna getcha!!
28 Feb 2013, 14:11 pm
Just go with it. To me the Reds have become a bit stereotype and yes they do have individual brilliance but the Caners are indeed on the up and as unpredictable as always but I think with enough savvy to outsmart the Aussie boytjies. Good luck though
28 Feb 2013, 14:11 pm
@NZINCHINA-289:
why do you think Reds?
28 Feb 2013, 14:12 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-283:
You opened up a restaurant there?
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-285:
Till later.
28 Feb 2013, 14:13 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-291:
Even tougher one to predict?
Bulls or Force?
28 Feb 2013, 14:13 pm
@wallabie.-286: Yeah Wallah i still cannot decide who to back for that match
28 Feb 2013, 14:15 pm
Typical Tyrone
“260.Sharks_are_gonna_get_you said:
28 Feb 2013, 13:46 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-255: Again you assume i am sone I am not? should you not be back ar work on that street corner you frequent you “insignifacunt” know it all over opinionated wench?
And I am as calm as the ocean in Ballito, no waves today, must be because that foul winds from the Cape have died down.”
28 Feb 2013, 14:15 pm
@nama1-293: Uhm fool keep guesing, I am not in that industry, thus of course i do not own a restuarant. want to donate me one?? Ballito is growing rapidly and i am sure there is good money to be made.
28 Feb 2013, 14:16 pm
@Dawn-296: NOw how did i know you would come stick your nose in?? like i said to you before? TYPICAL.
Thanks for proving me right yet again
28 Feb 2013, 14:17 pm
@Heavens Game-213: Sharks are overwhelming favourites to win the WHOLE bang shoot…
28 Feb 2013, 14:17 pm
@wallabie.-294: Walk in the park that one!
28 Feb 2013, 14:17 pm
Let’stakeupacollectionandbuydogfoodanewkeyboard#StomersNo.1fanforlife#
28 Feb 2013, 14:17 pm
All these posts by El Stupido do is show how absolutely poepbang he is of losing.
CC Final must have really hurt. I suppose we should have know it really hurt him, he was absent after the final. Coward all the way.
28 Feb 2013, 14:18 pm
BUt I am off to swim, the waves await me, keep yapping and guessing and trying to think you know me.
it is your own time afterall.
28 Feb 2013, 14:19 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-303:
you sound of someone who has been here before – very defensive!!
28 Feb 2013, 14:20 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-303:
Bye Sharks Lover
28 Feb 2013, 14:21 pm
He off to scare the fish.
Big fat yellow-bellied behemoth hitting the waves
28 Feb 2013, 14:22 pm
He used that “street corner” thing already.
Must admit that “insignificunt” is new.
And one wonders why there’s so much violence against women in SA
28 Feb 2013, 14:23 pm
@nama1-256:
Thanks for the advice Nama. I’ll give it another go.
I interpreted it as first game of the series. But it seems to be first game of the week.
Thanks again for taking the time
28 Feb 2013, 14:26 pm
@Dawn-306: Conf call postponed
I’m back Tyrone…Now on your knee, or give me a bow – either or.
28 Feb 2013, 14:26 pm
Very difficult to call a winner in games like this. Both good teams, so a mis tackle or wicked bounce can make a difference in the outcome.
Both teams good enough imo, so composure on the day is vital.
Hoping for a humdinger against 2 of the better teams in SA.
28 Feb 2013, 14:27 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-303: yesses more whale than shark tee hee hee
28 Feb 2013, 14:28 pm
@Dawn-306: don’t forget ‘double chinned”
28 Feb 2013, 14:28 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-309:
He’s gone? Swimming? In his own filthy sweat yes.
I don’t know why he left the Cape in such a hurry though….. I’m guessing about 800 angry customers chased him to the tunnel?
Whatacockheis.
28 Feb 2013, 14:30 pm
@Transformation-312: No need for political correctness here
He’s a morbidlyobesedumfuck – the end.
28 Feb 2013, 14:30 pm
@Dawn-296:
He’s starting to sound like Extraball.
And that can’t be good.
28 Feb 2013, 14:34 pm
@@whistle@blower@-308:
No probs.
Enjoy it.
28 Feb 2013, 14:34 pm
@Transformation-311:
@Transformation-312:
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-313:
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-314:
By posting like this you put yourself in the same category as the accused.
28 Feb 2013, 14:35 pm
Thank dog he’s gone anyway
28 Feb 2013, 14:36 pm
@Mr Black-317:
Oh rubbish
28 Feb 2013, 14:37 pm
@Mr Black-317: what accused?
28 Feb 2013, 14:37 pm
@Dawn-319:
Its true dawn.
If you respond to filth with filth it makes you filthy as well.
28 Feb 2013, 14:38 pm
@Dawn-296: Dawn,
You sure Tyronesaurus Rextum aka Sharks_lover aka Sharks_are_gonna_get_you is a (genuine) dude?
Just askin – cozY? Did a gender analysis of what was said in the passage quoted by you (contents of post 260), & here’s the result, fwiw:
“Genre: Informal
Female = 181
Male = 118
Difference = -63; 39.46%
Verdict: FEMALE
Genre: Formal
Female = 99
Male = 72
Difference = -27; 42.1%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE
Weak emphasis could indicate European.”
28 Feb 2013, 14:39 pm
@Mr Black-321:
Show me where those responses REMOTELY come close to filth like “insiginificunt”
28 Feb 2013, 14:39 pm
@Mr Black-317: I live for this. I thought the wobbling mormon was lost to us……..but he lives
The simpleton hasn’t even congratulated WP on the Currie Cup win 
– as it took place post-biblical exodus.
Allow me a few weeks to catch up please. (Making up for lost time and all and all and all
28 Feb 2013, 14:40 pm
I joked earlier about force between Bulls but looked at the history and makes for interesting reading.
Force vs Bulls played: won 3 lost 3
not bad from the ‘weakest conference’ depends who you call the weakest???
28 Feb 2013, 14:40 pm
@Mr Black-317:
I’m waiting guppy
28 Feb 2013, 14:40 pm
Aggggh
bulls vs Force played 6: won 3 lost 3
evens
28 Feb 2013, 14:41 pm
so glad the bulle are keeping their crashball dummie
Potgieter stays true to the
Blue
PUBLISHED: WEDNESDAY, 27. FEBRUARY,
2013 IN CATEGORY SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
Springbok and Bulls loose forward
Jacques Potgieter has extended his
contract with the Blue Bulls Company
(Pty) Ltd.
The Bulls confirmed on Wednesday that the
robust flank, who joined the Bulls in 2011
from the EP Kings and immediately made an
impact, will stay on till 2015.
Potgieter produced fine form in the 2012
Super Rugby season, in which he made his
Bulls debut, which saw him being picked to
play for the Springboks in 2012, earning
three caps.
Commenting on the extension of his
contract, Potgieter said the Bulls style of
play benefits his game.
“I am very happy in Pretoria and have
progressed so much as a player since my
arrival here,” Potgieter said.
“I would like to stay on and develop my
game even further.
“The great work ethic makes it easy to
operate here if you believe in working
hard.”
BBC High Performance Manager Xander
Janse van Rensburg was very pleased with
this development.
“Jacques has shown himself as one of the
most committed and versatile loose
forwards in the country over the last couple
of seasons,” Janse van Rensburg said.
“His abrasiveness fits well with our style of
play and to have him around till at least
the end of November 2015 is a real bonus
for us.”
they let stander go & keep this injury-prone dude nc nc nc
28 Feb 2013, 14:41 pm
Peace and quiet at last, now that HG and SL are gone.
Akin to a bunch of flies buzzing around your ears while you’re sitting in the longdrop.
Demmit!!!
28 Feb 2013, 14:41 pm
@Angostura-322:
You are going to be booted out of the club. First you support the Kings openly, and now you dare call Tyrone a rectumsaurus?
28 Feb 2013, 14:43 pm
@Dawn-323:
They don’t, and i never said they do.
28 Feb 2013, 14:43 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-330:
I must have missed a few posts over time. Has HG got competition for the biggest idiot on the forum?
28 Feb 2013, 14:45 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-330:
OK, off to buy some Chivas for the ordeal ahead
28 Feb 2013, 14:46 pm
@Dawn-326:
Did your parents get a replacement for their lost vehicle yet?
Very traumatic experience for older people.
28 Feb 2013, 14:49 pm
@Stawm-332:
There is a couple of them, and it depends how stupid they are in relation to who they support and who you support.
28 Feb 2013, 14:49 pm
@Stawm-332:
Sharks_Lover makes HG seem like a philosopher.
It’s uncontested.
@Angostura-333: A case might be a good call at this stage.
Your own Sharks are coming to get you….Sharks_are_gonna_get_you.
Run Forest run (but a firm grip should ensure no spillage or waste of the Chivas)
28 Feb 2013, 14:50 pm
@nama1-329: when HG leaves Sharks_Lover follow, he has no opinion of his own. if HG was screaming “the Dynamite are invincible” the minion would be attached to his leg parroting him…
28 Feb 2013, 14:54 pm
i don’t know what kinda guppy Ango is, he is on thin ice methinks…
28 Feb 2013, 14:54 pm
@Mr Black-335:
Maybe we can appeal to KEO to have some sort of Idiot Rating System (IRS), on a scale of 1 to 10.
HG must be about 9 I reckon.
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-336:
PHEW, thats pretty hard core. HG must be shattered. He works so hard.
28 Feb 2013, 14:54 pm
@Mr Black-331:
Just read your post again man
Don’t waste my time
28 Feb 2013, 14:56 pm
SL is nothing without HG
28 Feb 2013, 14:57 pm
Oh God. The circle jerk is in full swing.
28 Feb 2013, 14:58 pm
@Provvas-250: The Stormers attack the blindside more than most teams.
You won’t see the wingers score tries because the Stormers do not know how to score tries.
28 Feb 2013, 15:02 pm
@kaksioek-342: Feeling left out? How does a skinny dip with S_L sound? Ballito waters……? Dwarfporn…
28 Feb 2013, 15:03 pm
@wallabie.-292:
Home advantage Canes looked awful last week
28 Feb 2013, 15:03 pm
@Stawm-339: HG and S_L are the Mickey and Mallory of this site
Criminallyfuckingstupid.
28 Feb 2013, 15:04 pm
@kaksioek-342:
Go get some more guppies to help you out
28 Feb 2013, 15:04 pm
@willievz-343: hey willie, dankie ou maat…
28 Feb 2013, 15:04 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-344: Not my cup of tea, doggie, but you go right ahead.
28 Feb 2013, 15:06 pm
Shame, i see poor Little Lulu and her bunch have been booted from parliament.
And they ‘worked so hard’…shame.
28 Feb 2013, 15:07 pm
@Dawn-347: Thanks for the moral support, Dawn. I’ve been wondering: aren’t you tempted to head on over to the SA Rugby site? They have Ryan Vrede videos, you know. You seemed quite besotted with him for a while.
28 Feb 2013, 15:07 pm
@willievz-343:
The same could be said for the Bokke under Meyer, they need to employ a back coach who actually knows something about back line play like Wayne Smith, look what the Chiefs do with ball in hand.
28 Feb 2013, 15:08 pm
@Transformation-348: Uyindoda emadodeni.
Hambela phambili!
28 Feb 2013, 15:09 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-346: Is that so Rucking Rottie Knotter?
Stupid enough to reckon the Stormers are going to beat the Mercenary favourites at Dirtbin stadium…?
Yup… Must be as dumbfucked as the rest of the Stormer Gods Gift to Rugby supporters on this site…
BOOM!
28 Feb 2013, 15:09 pm
Or my Blues look at the tries they scored last weekend with JK and the messiah at the helm.
28 Feb 2013, 15:10 pm
Anyway, i’m out till monday. Gonna miss te rugby but will watch recording monday night.
Enjoy it guys and girls.
28 Feb 2013, 15:11 pm
@NZINCHINA-352: We have Ricardo Lobster, don’t you know. What more could we want?
28 Feb 2013, 15:12 pm
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKS!
Of course they are favourites…
And of course they gonna farken win…
A Beyootiful thing…
BOOM!
28 Feb 2013, 15:12 pm
@kaksioek-357: And Van Graan, attack coach
28 Feb 2013, 15:14 pm
@kaksioek-357:
Exactly spend some rand and get what you need, how difficult can it be to find a top quality backs coach, you also need top quality backs as well maybe they are harder to find in SA.
28 Feb 2013, 15:15 pm
@NZINCHINA-355: Tough choice, went with Blues
Got my tickets for the Stormers vs Crusaders game. Top seats almost all sold out. Only a few good seats here and there.
28 Feb 2013, 15:16 pm
Got the stormers to win by 3 on superbru… so win win nonetheless.
28 Feb 2013, 15:19 pm
@Sasuke-361:
Good man I’ve been waiting along time to have a crack at the Cantabs they have had the wood on us for far too long, I’m just hoping we don’t implode tomorrow night by being too eager, keep an eye on the AKL 6 the next AB 6 I reckon.
Your Stormers might just take them they don’t look as strong on paper as previous years.
28 Feb 2013, 15:19 pm
@Mr Black-356:
Oh and re my folks car … almost sorted thanks for asking.
Almost.
28 Feb 2013, 15:20 pm
@NZINCHINA-363:
Et tu Brute
Tipping Stormers over Crusaders!
28 Feb 2013, 15:20 pm
@NZINCHINA-360: No problem at all – haven’t you heard? The Eastern Cape is positively overflowing with black rugby talent. My God, you Kiwis will be sniffing around trying to stick black jerseys on them (it’s already working in the Western Cape, but sadly only with the spectators).
28 Feb 2013, 15:23 pm
@kaksioek-366:
So what
28 Feb 2013, 15:24 pm
@Dawn-367: So the Boks are sorted, right? What’s next – world peace?
28 Feb 2013, 15:24 pm
@Dawn-365:
Might not will, good to hear your parents are sorted its a shi tty world we all live in.
@kaksioek-366:
We don’t need them we pillage the island kindergartens instead. That little winger looked pretty good although he was half an inch from busting his collar bone with that swan dive.
28 Feb 2013, 15:25 pm
@kaksioek-366:
28 Feb 2013, 15:26 pm
@Heavens Game-354: I wouldn’t dare encroach on the territory you and S_L inhabit and protect with such ‘va va voom’.
Mickey and fuckingMallory indeed. S_L has to be Mallory (as you have been initiated into the world of darkalleyexploration)
Guppies by 11 HG?
28 Feb 2013, 15:26 pm
@BrumbiesBoy-370:
Grew three faces suddenly?
28 Feb 2013, 15:27 pm
@kaksioek-366:
Kings won
NMMU no longer whipping boys of Varsity Cup
I am keeping a wary eye out in the direction of the EC
To me it looks like there is something good going on there.
28 Feb 2013, 15:27 pm
@Dawn-372: No, I’m actually
28 Feb 2013, 15:27 pm
Beast gonna turn Malherbe inside out, like farken salt on a snail…
Burden going to embarrass the “2nd Best hooker in the Country”…
Jannie gonna show Ginger Ninja up for the farken piepejolla hes proving to be…
Bresler got too much Mongrel for Steenkamp and Warhorse Franco gonna show up Bekker in the rucks while stringbean wifebeater hangs around in his position of outside center…
Coetzee and Kolisi will be even stevens but Deysel will cut Rocky Superman Elstadt in half worse than 3 Bulls did should he farken dare run upright at the Black and White defense… Kanko vs Fatfuck – this is gonna be fun, like a thoroughbred vs a fat shetland pony… There’s only one winner…
Reinach gonna fuckadilly Groom while Lambie makes plays and Elton shivers and shakes from the next Coetzee hit, or the next run from Francois Steyn – coming right at him…
JPP vs Habanero will be a tight affair but I reckon JP getting more than slightly irritated at all the Habanero hyperbole while he actually has no peer in this land or the next…
Only Apples in the Backs has what it takes to match Mvovo, while Ludik will be smiling at facing Joe the blonde bombshell skopskiet at poles saviour…
In the centre, Mr Venter, is where this game will be won more than anywhere else… The Bok Captain was outplayed last week by a wing and the new “giant” centre De Allende got farked up good and proper by a Timotei advert… This week they play the best centre on the planet bar Sunni Bull and his sidekick Jordaan… It wont be pretty guaranteed and by the end of the game the State Vet might have to come and do a dreadful kindness and put the Donkey down…
BOOM!
28 Feb 2013, 15:28 pm
@NZINCHINA-369: You just keep your hands off him. We might be able to give you his captain though. (He’s the wrong colour, you see. Quite embarrassing really, and nobody has had the heart to tell him. So he thinks he’s black – and that’s the main thing.)
28 Feb 2013, 15:28 pm
@Heavens Game-375:
Oh dear
28 Feb 2013, 15:29 pm
@NZINCHINA-363: Blues by 7…… They are licking their lips, and it is time
Would make my weekend somewhat if the guppies of NZ (granted the guppies of Kiwi rugby have at least won a few titles…..) were snotted by Kirwan’s troops.
Todd B – last chance saloon surely? This season?
28 Feb 2013, 15:32 pm
@kaksioek-376:
That’s your gig the Watson saga pretty amusing looking from the outside in, one big big distraction I reckon for your rugby, to be fair though if one of our boys had said he wanted to puke on the famous black jersey it wouldn’t have gone down too well either.
28 Feb 2013, 15:32 pm
@Heavens Game-375: Just such a shame Frodo won’t be there captaining this band of warriors?
Guppy rugby reads like the Lord of the fuckingrings.
Fearless hobbit Frodo – leader of men. Injured and gone…but not forgotten.
Oh yes HG – ourshyte has been booked
28 Feb 2013, 15:33 pm
@Stawm-302: Of course the CC final hurt! Why you mean to tell me The SR 15 Semi 2011/2012 didn’t hurt you? or the loss to the Bulls last week? If you deny it you are just lying
28 Feb 2013, 15:33 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-371: No you wouldn’t… Your territory is that space outside Primary School gates where you and Rottie go for “socializing”, surely…
Nevertheless a decent win for Sharks will be around 7-8 points however the little Black and White forked Demon reckons its gonna be 24-13 to the Dynamite… 3 converted tries and one penalty vs one converted try and one penalty…
Done and Dusted… The only choking by the favourites on Saturday my dear Rottie Knotty, is after they have eaten their opponents when spitting out the gristle…
BOOM!
28 Feb 2013, 15:35 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-378:
Old lead boots is too old school, the Cantabs have become a tad predictable, if we take them tomorrow night I’ll be wrapped, agree Blues by 7 or 27
28 Feb 2013, 15:35 pm
@kaksioek-376:
@NZINCHINA-379: Would I be correct in saying he would never play for the ABs if he said that?
28 Feb 2013, 15:37 pm
@Heavens Game-382: I love it when you talk foreign….. continue?
And in 3-2-1, I’m guessing HG’s Yorkie: Tyrone(who is Tyrone pretending not to be Tyrone, while saying he is Tyrone) enters right leg. Dry humping furiously……
28 Feb 2013, 15:38 pm
@BrumbiesBoy-384:
Mate to be honest I just don’t see how that could ever happen in NZ, your situation and ours are worlds apart but I doubt very much any AB coach would ever pick a guy who had blasphemed like that
28 Feb 2013, 15:39 pm
@NZINCHINA-377: BOOM
hahaha usushintshile mhlathi wakho!
28 Feb 2013, 15:39 pm
@NZINCHINA-363: That 6 was impressive vs Canes. On Fox Fantasy they have him down as a lock. Plays like a Saffa Flanker.
Yes that backline bar Carter, Dagg and Fruean looks average. They are going to miss Maitland and Guildford in that back three.
28 Feb 2013, 15:40 pm
@Sharksgirl-381:
All my anti sharks sentiment is directed only at HG.
28 Feb 2013, 15:40 pm
@Sharksgirl-381: It’s worse when there is a title to be had. IMHO.(or that’s the way it feels)
@Heavens Game-382: Ok HG, so for the sake of my Superbru I’m going guppies by 39? Yay or nay?
@NZINCHINA-383: He will get the boot if no silverware presents itself I reckon. The time is right for a hiding. They start slowly….and they haven’t touched a ball in competition yet
28 Feb 2013, 15:42 pm
*———===============
a long stick of Dynamite lit..
BOOM
28 Feb 2013, 15:43 pm
@NZINCHINA-386: Me too, and I couldn’t say I’d blame him.
28 Feb 2013, 15:43 pm
@NZINCHINA-379: You have to understand that Luke was terribly disadvantaged and discriminated against when he was growing up and continues to be terribly disadvantaged and discriminated against now – all while being paid the lowly sum of ZAR 4 million a year to captain a team that represents a union that his father is president of. If he didn’t have the Keohanes to represent him I think the pressure would simply become too much to bear.
28 Feb 2013, 15:43 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-385: LOL…
Farken liberal Emo chick… Go farken shave your armpits, man
28 Feb 2013, 15:46 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-390:
“….and they haven’t touched a ball in competition yet ”
Barring the one he managed to hold onto when he scored, you might have well have been describing Bekker there, if one only considers line outs and kick offs.
28 Feb 2013, 15:48 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-390: Yay… A bit optimistic granted, but if the alternative is going against the favourites on Saturday, then by all means go optimistic sweetie…
PS… Go back to my post where I gave you the exact scoreline… Put scoreline in Superbru and see them bonus points tumble into Doggy Style’s no doubt bushy lap…
28 Feb 2013, 15:49 pm
Stop it kaksioek, you horrible man, you!
My sides are aching!
Out shortly, back around 21::30.
28 Feb 2013, 15:49 pm
God knows it can’t be easy championing the cause of black rugby with a squad full of whiteys and a trio of white coaches. And to that the fact that you’re white, your father’s white and you’re represented by a foreign white agent and crikey – it’s enough to make anyone want to vomit.
28 Feb 2013, 15:49 pm
@Transformation-391: In the words of a certain Daywalking wise man…
iBOMB!
EEEEEH!
iBOMB!
28 Feb 2013, 15:51 pm
@kaksioek-398:
Change your tampon
This isn’t a Kings thread
28 Feb 2013, 15:52 pm
@Dawn-400: Did you..?. Because fark me I can smell something fishy going on here, Prawny… Cant you?
28 Feb 2013, 15:53 pm
@kaksioek-398: Eish!
28 Feb 2013, 15:53 pm
@Dawn-400: Oh yes I forgot, this one is about the Stormers. It’s so hard to tell these days though, isn’t it?
28 Feb 2013, 15:56 pm
@kaksioek-403:
Just take the “i” out of your nic and make it kaksoek
It’s what you do
28 Feb 2013, 15:57 pm
@Sasuke-388:
Very impressive he played very well in an AKL team that got taken to the cleaners last season, the Ab’s missed Kaino’s grunt big time last year and yes he’s like a SAFFA loosie big and powerful so I’m hoping he kicks on and wears black this year. We don’t have long to wait to see just how good the Cantabs are this year, I’m picking they fade early this year as they just don’t have the stars like previous years especially with McCaw starring on the Letterman show these days.
28 Feb 2013, 15:59 pm
@NZINCHINA-405:
Are you serious? Was McCaw on the Letterman show?
28 Feb 2013, 16:00 pm
@Dawn-404: Jammer Dawn. I forgot the rules:
Stormers good, Sharks bad
Kings good, Sharks bad
Watsons good, Sharks bad
Black good, Sharks bad
Keohanes good, Sharks bad
Got it.
I’ll keep reading the Stormfront posts until it becomes second nature.
28 Feb 2013, 16:01 pm
@kaksioek-407:
You’re a good student!
28 Feb 2013, 16:02 pm
@kaksioek-393:
Yer I get it mate but was he ever good enough to actually make a Bokke squad on merit?
28 Feb 2013, 16:03 pm
@Stawm-406:
He was snapped yesterday sitting in the back row watching, he wasn’t a guest not famous enough for the yanks
28 Feb 2013, 16:04 pm
Farken funny watching Kaksioek giving Dawny a right royal blogruck from Kingdom Come…
Little Miss Muffet really eating her Tuffet now…
28 Feb 2013, 16:04 pm
@kaksioek-407:
You can shorten that
Sharks – vokken onbeskof
28 Feb 2013, 16:05 pm
@Heavens Game-411:
Really
28 Feb 2013, 16:07 pm
You know when your traveling around Europe and you bump into a group of Americans and tell them where you are from, half ask is NZ in Europe the other half have never heard of the place, we like it that way.
28 Feb 2013, 16:08 pm
i see former Lions wing Ashwin Willemse backs the Kings hhmm,
suspect.
28 Feb 2013, 16:08 pm
@NZINCHINA-409: Yes, he was at one point – particularly when Schalk was injured. But he was overlooked in favour of someone with (allegedly) even better struggle credentials – Solly Tybilika.
28 Feb 2013, 16:11 pm
@Heavens Game-411: Yup , see typ[ical they walk in here and make comments and cry foul when it bites them on their hairy @sses.
They want to be treated like ladies but never act as such, so farkum, NO wonder the Cape men rather turn to being MOffies. I might not agree with being a moffie, but in the Cape ? i can fully understand the men there.
28 Feb 2013, 16:12 pm
@kaksioek-416:
Luke will get a standing ovation at Loftus when the Kings play there then.
28 Feb 2013, 16:13 pm
@NZINCHINA-418:
i think not
28 Feb 2013, 16:13 pm
@NZINCHINA-414:
Yup I was asked if we have tar roads and jeans and hamburgers in South Africa when I was in the states.
I even told many people I had driven there in a new under water tunnel, like the Chunnel.
From Cape Town enter the tunnel, dont take first left – thats to Rio, take second left and you end up in Miami. i was believed most of the time!
28 Feb 2013, 16:15 pm
@Stawm-420:
did they not ask you like i was if the lions still roam our streets, fark some even looked surprised when i said we have internet 
28 Feb 2013, 16:16 pm
@NZINCHINA-418: Only if he leaves the field on a strecher I’m afraid. Not very popular boytjie in Pta
28 Feb 2013, 16:16 pm
Stormers overwhelming favorites to win this weekend!
28 Feb 2013, 16:17 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-417: that was a quick swim…
you agree with being a fark.ing Mormon though…
hiyas bro ^5
28 Feb 2013, 16:17 pm
@NZINCHINA-418: If Alan Solomons has any balls then Luke will be on the bench, because Jacques Engelbrecht – who replaced Oh Captain My Captain when he cried off against the Force – showed how it should be done.
28 Feb 2013, 16:17 pm
@Stawm-420:
Did you see the new Trevor Noah DVD?
He also talks about a similar situation in California.
28 Feb 2013, 16:19 pm
@Stawm-420:
Ha doesn’t surprise me the Yanks are great to wind up on tour, I’ll never forget going to Dachau outside of Munich though, the young Americans on the bus were carrying on as if we were heading to Disneyland.
28 Feb 2013, 16:19 pm
@stormersboy-423: yup! Sharks are favourite to win the ENTIRE comp, bump the keewees this year, Dynamite time.
28 Feb 2013, 16:20 pm
Tiresome.Let it be a great game
28 Feb 2013, 16:21 pm
@Transformation-428: The Sharks: Because waiting 101 years for your first trophy is worth it!
28 Feb 2013, 16:21 pm
Whoopsie leg humper’s back.
You talk to your wife like this?
“@Heavens Game-411: Yup , see typ[ical they walk in here and make comments and cry foul when it bites them on their hairy @sses.
They want to be treated like ladies but never act as such, so farkum, NO wonder the Cape men rather turn to being MOffies. I might not agree with being a moffie, but in the Cape ? i can fully understand the men there.”
28 Feb 2013, 16:22 pm
@KWAGGA ROBERTSE-422:
Will make great viewing on the day though.
@kaksioek-425:
I only saw the highlights but I read he went well, Kiwi coaches don’t have a problem dropping big names
28 Feb 2013, 16:22 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-417:
Who’s crying foul?
You are a stinking specimen of a man, fullstop!
I call it like it is.
28 Feb 2013, 16:22 pm
(Sharks Lover)
28 Feb 2013, 16:23 pm
@Dawn-431: Typical woman again proves my point,
28 Feb 2013, 16:23 pm
@NZINCHINA-432: Don’t hold your breath – daddy won’t let that happen.
28 Feb 2013, 16:24 pm
@John1976-135:
Kaplan no longer in a hurry to penalise the Beast and Chiliboi at the scrum, he fell foul with SARU few years back when he penalised both twich or theree times in a row at the same set piece over a span of one week, I doubt he will do it again!
@Heavens Game-141:
“Backline led by none other than the Bok Captain filled to the brim with Boks – true Boks”
Are you kidding me?
Don’t say it even as a joke, othere than an outrageous forward passes to Habana , Aplon and JdJ, that ‘Captain’ does basically nothing productive for his team
The Stormers forwards are good as a unit, bigSharks’ mistake to pick only four forwards on the bench
28 Feb 2013, 16:24 pm
@ryecatcher-429:
Hi Rye
Think the Blues v Crusaders and Chiefs v Cheetahs will be good games.
Sharks v Stormers will have all the drama, be exciting for us die hard supporters, but not too sure it will be classified as good
28 Feb 2013, 16:25 pm
@stormersboy-430: DYNAMITE!!!!
the jeffersons..
28 Feb 2013, 16:26 pm
@kaksioek-436:
You’re probably right, if Luke went into a pub in a place like Pretoria or J’burg would he need to be concerned for his safety or is it not that bad?
28 Feb 2013, 16:27 pm
@Transformation-439: Movin’ on up?? (To the beast side….)
28 Feb 2013, 16:27 pm
@Dawn-433: And ur stinking street scum, without teeth, I too am saying it as it is. I mean you even your drool on here when seeing pics of men 1/3 your age, and thats decent?? sies man
28 Feb 2013, 16:29 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-421:
Funny enough, I was asked similar enough questions, like what wild animals roam the streets.
Some people were genuinely amazed that I could talk english seen as I had only been in the USA for a few months, and was fluent in it as well. Not only that, but I could crack a few jokes in my newly learnt language.
28 Feb 2013, 16:31 pm
@Stawm-443:
Yeah the Yanks are strange people, they are only concerned about what happens in their own country, their knowledge of the world overall is very poor.
28 Feb 2013, 16:32 pm
@NZINCHINA-440:
Don’t misjudge the guy.
He is not like Deysel who falls on his @rse after a tap to the chin
He is tougher than many would like to think.
Remember the Bulls v Stormers at Loftus after THOSE comments.
They tried so hard to get him and almost lost sight of the game, in the end they squeezed a win, but they couldn’t take him out.
28 Feb 2013, 16:34 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-442:
“442.Sharks_are_gonna_get_you said:
28 Feb 2013, 16:27 pm
@Dawn-433: And ur stinking street scum, without teeth”
Classic Tyrone
28 Feb 2013, 16:35 pm
@nortierd-445:
I remember that game. He stood his ground well.
28 Feb 2013, 16:35 pm
@NZINCHINA-440: Let’s put it this way: I don’t think he will make a habit of it.
28 Feb 2013, 16:36 pm
@Heavens Game-375:
Sound a wistful thinking to me, are you gonna put your own money there?
My few pennies for what it worth
Front row: Stormers
Loose forwards: Sharks
Locks: Stormers
Hooker: Stormers
Scrum halves: Sharks
Flyhalf: Sharks
Centres: Sharkes
FB: Sharks
Wings: a multiple tragedy
Referee: Neutral, non bias
2nd half the Stormers will bring on Grant, Armand and V.d Heever and then what?
28 Feb 2013, 16:36 pm
28 Feb 2013, 16:36 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-444:
Only 10% have passports
When you receive a letter from the states, the sender address is marked Ohio etc they omit the America part.
28 Feb 2013, 16:39 pm
@nortierd-445
: @Stawm-447:
@kaksioek-448:
Good stuff gents I’m off too bed – cheers
28 Feb 2013, 16:40 pm
@Hondo-437: @Hondo-449: Chrissakes Hondo… That is the farken funniest shy.te on this thread!!!
(Other than my posts of course…
)
28 Feb 2013, 16:41 pm
@NZINCHINA-452: Bit early innit – even in China.
28 Feb 2013, 16:42 pm
@Dawn-446: leave the overweight misogynist dawn…not worth it.
28 Feb 2013, 16:42 pm
@kaksioek-454:
Two two years olds running me ragged all day long I need my sleep lol
28 Feb 2013, 16:43 pm
@NZINCHINA-456: Don’t go chasing HG and Hondo
28 Feb 2013, 16:43 pm
@NZINCHINA-452:
Cheers
28 Feb 2013, 16:44 pm
@NZINCHINA-456: Fair enough – cheers.
28 Feb 2013, 16:44 pm
@Hondo-449: So where ever the Sharks have a none white player is where they are weak?? damn only you Hondo lol
28 Feb 2013, 16:46 pm
@NZINCHINA-451:
28 Feb 2013, 16:46 pm
Hondo, which column does Luke go in?
Do you recognise his struggle credentials?
28 Feb 2013, 16:47 pm
@NZINCHINA-452:
Lekker, cheers
28 Feb 2013, 16:47 pm
@mikeybrass-457: How’s my Brave Maltese poodle?
You ready for the Sharkshit carpet bombing on your beloved Stormers…
Could be the highest density of “shy.te gets real” per square meter since that fantastic fabled bombing of the 2nd World War…
28 Feb 2013, 16:48 pm
93. Heavens Game said :
16 Jan 2013, 09:36 am
Dont know what all the emotion is about…
Keo is right with most of his picks…
Reds and Brumbies for Aus…
For the sheepshaggers, I reckon the Canes
are a dangerous dark horse more than a
surprise winner… Highlanders will be the
team to beat and Saders, Chiefs there,
thereabouts…
For the SA conference, without doubt the
Dynamite are in the strongest position to
win… Keo is 110% right…
Funnily enough I dont reckon they will win
the “conference”, not that they have to… As
the Brokebacks have shown the last few
years, being conference “title holders”
means farkall in context of winning the
damn thing or even getting to the final in
the first place…
A home game in the knockout phase will
see the Sharks through to finally winning
Super Rugby and ultimately relinquishing
their Buffalo Bills title as “Best Side Never
to Have Won”…
BOOM!
28 Feb 2013, 16:50 pm
@NZINCHINA-456:
They can’t still be two???
They were two two years ago!
28 Feb 2013, 16:52 pm
@Dawn-466:
Maybe they’re Tamagotchis?
28 Feb 2013, 16:52 pm
@Transformation-465: Exactly my Fatty Boom Boom umfanawami…
Now that you’ ve found your c&p tongue again you can put it straight back up the closest Storming Brokeback ringpiece where its been most of your Storming refugee Uncle Tom life…
Farken blaady Mpondo…
28 Feb 2013, 16:53 pm
@Transformation-465: Bookmark it for reposting at the end of the season. The truth is the opposite of anything he says.
28 Feb 2013, 16:56 pm
@mikeybrass-469: Yes… Keep posting right up to the final… The Sharks going to be right there…
Then you can come kiss my Sharkshitting Aryan lily whitearse when it turns out 110% true…
My brave Maltese Poodle
28 Feb 2013, 16:57 pm
@Heavens Game-468: you weigh FAR more than do HG…hehehe
28 Feb 2013, 16:57 pm
@Heavens Game-470:
jissus what a horrible mental picture that is
28 Feb 2013, 16:58 pm
@Transformation-465:
Hey dont burst his delusion with facts.
If he keeps saying the same thing year after year, its bound to come true some time.
Broken clock is right at least twice a day!
28 Feb 2013, 16:58 pm
@Heavens Game-468: ” Farken blaady Mpondo”
squirm my little worm…
28 Feb 2013, 16:59 pm
(did their moms raise them to talk to people like this. #justwondering)
28 Feb 2013, 17:02 pm
The Saaaaaaaaks! because waiting 101 years for a trophy is worth it!
28 Feb 2013, 17:02 pm
every time i hear “fatty, umfanawami, mpondo”
i know you squirming my guppy worm
28 Feb 2013, 17:02 pm
Not getting old.
28 Feb 2013, 17:05 pm
@Heavens Game-470:
ouch
28 Feb 2013, 17:08 pm
by Gavin Rich 28 February 2013, 11:59
Unless he’s delusional, DHL Stormers coach Allister Coetzee must have been doing some biting of his tongue when he told a Cape Town media conference this week that the results at this time of the year are irrelevant and there is no pressure on his team.
While it is true that the Sharks recovered last year from a poor start to play in the final, and the Stormers themselves very nearly did it back in Rassie Erasmus’s first year in charge in 2008, when they lost their first three matches and then were one bonus point short at the end of the league phase, having a record of played two lost two is not something Coetzee will want.
Such a start to the season, with the champion Chiefs coming to Newlands the following week with a point to prove, would place the Stormers under massive pressure. And while the Sharks did recover from a slow start last season to play in the final, you just have to speak to the Sharks coaches about what they went through to get there.
They were on a final footing from about Easter, with every game being a must-win, and even then they could only finish in a position that forced them to fly to Brisbane for a quarterfinal.
The Stormers do have an easier run in during the second half of the competition, and they do have enough depth now to sustain injuries and still be a strong unit when that stage arrives. But chasing the game in the SA conference battle and on the overall log table is not something that the Stormers are used to doing, at least not the current crop under the coaching of Coetzee.
We can only guess at how they will respond to the sort of pressure that for the Sharks has become almost second nature given the habit they have made over the past three seasons of starting the season like they spent the summer scoffing sleeping pills. The Cape media is not exactly renowned for sense of perspective, and Coetzee must know that is as big a reason as any to avoid falling into a hole that might just be made out to be a crater in the city that he lives.
You just had to be at the press conference at Loftus following last week’s game to establish that Coetzee and skipper Jean de Villiers didn’t take the defeat to the Bulls well, and the Sharks should be warned that when they spoke about doing a lot of hard, honest talking and putting in a big effort on the training field during the week they would have meant it.
For his part, Sharks coach John Plumtree is under no illusions that the Stormers will be better this week than they were in Pretoria. That being so, his own men might have to be improved on their effort in Bloemfontein if they hope to avenge last year’s Currie Cup final defeat. But last week it was the Bulls who were under more pressure as they were playing at home, this week it’s the Stormers who face the pressure after already dropping one game.
One thing that Coetzee is right about when he talks about less pressure early in the season is that the teams tend not to be as consistent and get the momentum they do later in the competition, and it is difficult to really talk about form and make predictions based on that. It will take a couple of weeks for the pattern of the competition to establish itself.
However, the two teams that can be said to be in form at the moment based on more than one match are the Brumbies and the Bulls, with the latter having shown the same form last week against the Stormers that they did during an impressive pre-season.
Apart from the game in Durban, the interest this week should focus on the Crusaders’ entry into the competition. They play the Blues in Auckland first up and that’s going to be a tough ask for them given how the Blues played last week in Wellington.
WEEKEND PREVIEWS AND PREDICTIONS
FRIDAY
Blues v Crusaders, Auckland 8:35am
The Crusaders should be pleased they’re not making their entry into the competition after a bye in the opening week against an Australian team as that would mean they would be playing a team that’s already played twice. But the Blues were sharp in their first game last week and the Crusaders are up against it. The Todd Blackadder era has not been convincing and there are a lot of questions that have to be asked about where they are going as a franchise, but on paper the Crusaders look strong, and to my mind they are always less beatable when they have John Plumtree lookalike Kieran Read at the helm.
Prediction: Crusaders by less than 5.
Waratahs v Rebels, Sydney 10:20am
The Waratahs have a lot of people expecting big things of them but they started on a false note last week in Brisbane. It was their first game though and the Reds were playing their second, so this match will tell us more about the Waratahs’ potential. They should win convincingly.
Prediction: Waratahs by 7 to 15.
Reds v Hurricanes, Brisbane 12:20pm
The Hurricanes enjoyed an unexpected resurgence last year but were disappointing in losing their first match to the Blues – at home too. They have Conrad Smith back as captain this week and that will make a big difference, but I’m expecting the Reds to re-establish Brisbane as a fortress this season so they start with a slight edge.
Prediction: Reds by less than 7.
SATURDAY
Chiefs v Cheetahs, Hamilton 8:35am
Sarel Pretorius is back for the Cheetahs and they played some inspiring rugby in New Zealand last year. But the Chiefs were awesome last week and the Cheetahs have just done one of those long flights across the time-zones, so any optimism of an upset is wishful thinking.
Prediction: Chiefs by 15+
Vodacom Bulls v Western Force, Loftus 5:05pm
Frans Ludeke spoke about his team’s first “international opposition” after last week’s game as if the Western Force were something to fear. In truth the only people who should be fearing anything on Saturday is the Australians, for it would be the shock of the century if they won at Loftus, where the Bulls were very impressive against the Stormers. The Bulls have lost players to injury but they should win comfortably, with even my prediction being perhaps a bit conservative.
Prediction: Bulls by 18+
Sharks v DHL Stormers, Kings Park 7:10pm
Was last week the wake-up call the Stormers needed? If it was, and they have now finally shaken off any complacency derived from last year’s Currie Cup success, they could well win Saturday’s big derby at Kings Park. They have the pack, it’s just going to have get into the game earlier and execute better than was the case at Loftus. But the Sharks have a strong pack too and I like the look of it when Jean Deysel is on the flank. Frans Steyn has also been added to the mix at the back since the Currie Cup season so there isn’t any noticeable superiority for the Stormers backs this time, and my money says that if the Sharks play to their potential they’ll win.
Prediction: Sharks to win by 1 to 7.
28 Feb 2013, 17:09 pm
Cardinelli and Vrede also giving it to sharks by 6 and 9 points respectively
28 Feb 2013, 17:09 pm
not 1 kenner giving it to stormers…..
fark that…
stormers by 3
28 Feb 2013, 17:14 pm
@Dawn-472: Not even once he has cleaned it for the first time since birth
28 Feb 2013, 17:15 pm
@grant10-481: Good encouraging sign
28 Feb 2013, 17:17 pm
@grant10-482: Well story in here is you are also a kenner, and you going against your fellow kenners>>>???
28 Feb 2013, 17:18 pm
@grant10-480: See my post 22. Gavin was uncharacteristically absent yesterday. AC switched from congenial to pretty intense when he said that. I was quite surprised, and just a little uncomfortable as it seemed that he was staring at me the whole time he was saying it.
28 Feb 2013, 17:18 pm
@mikeybrass-484: Stormers are gonna be desperate and pumped……every single report I have read laughing at us…..ridiculing Stormers….there moer man….watch us fight like cornered , wounded animals….no mercy….just moer them 6 love, all over rover, goodnite nurse!
28 Feb 2013, 17:19 pm
@grant10-481: JC was there though.
28 Feb 2013, 17:20 pm
@Hondo-449:
> Wings: a multiple tragedy
I guess you’re picking the Force against the Bulls? With their history making five quotas…
28 Feb 2013, 17:20 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-485: I am no kenner…just a layman ….but I know a wounded Saffa is a dangerous martha farker……and I dont like the kenners singing like choir boys against the stormers….farkem….time for stormers to stand up….
28 Feb 2013, 17:23 pm
@stormersboy-488: Must be very interesting….the AC chirp re the game being not do or die is tongue in cheek….he knows we need a win or the pressure amps up a 100 fold….do or die my man….farkem, we leave it all out there Sat!
28 Feb 2013, 17:25 pm
I think the point that Allister was making was that if you play the game for 80 minutes thinking about the result all the time then you are going about it the wrong way.
If you focus on getting the stuff right that you practiced in training then you will be in with a shout to win the game. The small things, handling, working together on the set pieces (i.e. jumpers getting the timing right with the supporting players and the throw in etc), that they have the players to win it.
They are very motivated, that I can promise you. There wasn’t a lot of smiling and joking around at the practice, but focus and urgency.
It may also have helped that Heyneke Meyer was there.
28 Feb 2013, 17:29 pm
@grant10-487: Got to love how others are laughing at us and writing us off already. ‘em fighting words. I have a good feeling about Sat……..
28 Feb 2013, 17:30 pm
@stormersboy-488: @stormersboy-492: Please keep Meyer away!!!!
28 Feb 2013, 17:31 pm
**** man, if Allister is getting all intense then the Sharks have no chance.
28 Feb 2013, 17:33 pm
There goes my weekend. Time to adjust your prediction, Grant? Three points is starting to look too conservative.
28 Feb 2013, 17:44 pm
@grant10-482: I’ve said Stormers.
28 Feb 2013, 17:54 pm
@kaksioek-496: LOL….Nah….still 3
@willievz-497: Im with you Sir..
28 Feb 2013, 18:26 pm
@<a href="#comment-2339464" pedigree doggy poo65:
{{ ” It’s going to be a rugbyMarikana for my Stormers ” }}
So that is your sick form of a rugby joke, you shameless .itch?
According to the global media that was a tragedy and you are shallow, superficial, plastic and fake enough to joke about 47 deaths of mineworkers striking for better than mere slave wages(you pay that too) from your ivory tower of very stable ‘Republic of Dirtbinville?
Why not go the whole way, plastic one, by invoking Sharpeville and Soweto 1976 too as police were involved there too?
Read below how the BBC categorised “Marikana”
“The shooting incident on 16 August that the press dubbed the Marikana massacre[9] was the single most lethal use of force by South African security forces against civilians since 1960.” BBC News. 27 August 2012
28 Feb 2013, 18:33 pm
Shameless itch?
28 Feb 2013, 18:40 pm
@ET.-499:
> about 47 deaths of mineworkers striking
> Marikana massacre[9] was the single most lethal use of force
Are you referring to these guys?
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Marikana-miners-burnt-sheep-alive-in-ritual-20130225
” A group of striking mine workers gathered near a river on a dark night to undergo a series of rituals that would make it impossible for bullets to penetrate their bodies when fired at”
Why would an innocent protester want to be impervious to bullets?
28 Feb 2013, 18:40 pm
Bakkies
Vir jou aandag
SA Rugby magazine
TOMORROW on http://www.sarugbymag.co.za: Gareth Duncan speaks to BAKKIES BOTHA about life in France
28 Feb 2013, 18:45 pm
@Dawn-500: I think that’s like when you scratch your poephol and nobody sees.
28 Feb 2013, 18:48 pm
Too close to call for me. If the Sharks had looked cohesive against the Cheetahs for the full 80 minutes I would be more confident. They however had a lot of chances against the Cheetahs which they failed to round off and there was also that 15 minute period when the Sharks took a nap.
The Sharks have to round off opportunities and play for 80 minutes if they are going to win this. The two parts of their game that could be rated as poor from last weekend.
Elton Jantjes had a nightmare last weekend but we all know we can expect more than that from him. If he comes right in this game, I think the Sharks might have a long day at the office.
I would say this might come down to whichever team makes the least mistakes. Discipline will be very important.
Reason tells me 50/50 – Heart tells me Sharks by 7 or less.
28 Feb 2013, 18:48 pm
Shame another .itch that does not want to see the period(.) before the ‘i’.
28 Feb 2013, 18:50 pm
Sharkies will be singing:”stop draggingn my arse around” – the new SAPS ad.
28 Feb 2013, 18:50 pm
I wonder why the period has been placed there by this poster.
28 Feb 2013, 18:52 pm
Or would you prefer me to write itch (starting with a ‘b’ )?
28 Feb 2013, 18:53 pm
@Dawn-500:
I think he’s talking about his small wanger with lice.
28 Feb 2013, 18:56 pm
@ET.-508: I would prefer you to shut the **** up, now that you’re asking.
28 Feb 2013, 18:59 pm
I have feelings ET
It destroys me internally when such stand up folk and interweb heroes of the ET and Tyrone sort attack me so viciously for what seems to be no reason
Indeed, it destroys me and I bleed inside.
But that is because I laughsofuckingmuch at how much effort they put into their “campaign of hate”
I reckon they should focus on something a little more communal in nature? Interwebmorons without Borders? They should be sharing their gifts with a wider audience?
28 Feb 2013, 18:59 pm
@ET.-508:
No, we’d prefer you to get treatment for the itch and all-round lunacy
A precription for Penicillin and Thorazine should to the trick
28 Feb 2013, 18:59 pm
pedigree doggy poo
Elsewhere, to build that fake image, lies flow endlessly like the spittle dribbling from the lips of a 120yr.old unable to keep it in :
” I must be honest, the boredom associated with living in a country with political stability would kill me off…”
Yet your ivory tower is in so very stable ‘Republic of Dirtbinville’. Can you appreciate the irony from that so obvious lie?
You just cannot seem to control body fluids(lies) for if you are not spraying ‘jou pis’ from somewhere ‘dan is dit jou spoeg van daai bek van jou’ elsewhere.
28 Feb 2013, 19:01 pm
@Dusky-504:
Sharks did allow Cheetahs back into the game, and Mvovo’s try was lucky in that he turned a poor and overthrown line out into 7 points through his own brilliance rather than a team effort, but they are definitely still favorites for Saturday.
28 Feb 2013, 19:03 pm
Do some realise the gender of a B itch? Does not seem so.
All they have are dreams, wet ones from what a Hungarian professor jokingly describe as ” their pimple”
28 Feb 2013, 19:04 pm
@ET.-513:
MOT
We’re going up!
28 Feb 2013, 19:07 pm
Some so-called “men” have no clue how to speak to women.
The culture of violence lives on.
28 Feb 2013, 19:09 pm
Utterly sick “rugbyMarikana for my Stormers” no reason?
Still lying and shamelessly so? Your emotional linking are just too worthless.
28 Feb 2013, 19:13 pm
It’s a metaphor you stupid brainless fool
A metaphor
An accepted English grammatical phrase you useless underside of a maggot
Stop abusing women anonymously online you lily livered coward
28 Feb 2013, 19:14 pm
Attack? Is it not physical too?
Here is more then but for once try some answers as your ‘image’ is virtually vanishing :
pedigree doggy poo-61:
Instead of spraying ‘jou pis’ like a .itch on heat and displaying your groupie ‘jagsheid’ to all the globe via the internet, why not address your seriously lacking rugby credibility?
Tell us groupie, what are ” … all the right reasons” you, as a ‘lightie’ growing up in your parentally desired racist environment, supported just racist sports(rugby, cricket) played at racist venues until the present? Have you ever been to Langa Stadium, Vygiekraal, City Park, Green Point Track(not Stadium), Florida Park, UWC, Dan Qeqe Stadium, Adcock Stadium and more where those sports were played too by the fathers of Kleinveld, Carr, De Jong, Philander, Kolisi, Bobo, Duminy, Barnes, Domingo, Peterson( X 3) and millions more?
If not, why not? Is it because of your closeted racist heritage?
Tell us too what are “… all the wrong reasons” that you know just ‘fokkol’ about Kwaru(clubs like Union, St.Cyprians, Spring Rose R.Cs etc.), E.P.R.U( St.Marks, Swans, Wallabies R.Cs etc – A..C’s. home union), Sedru, Tygerberg R.U., W.P. R. Board, City & Suburban R.U., W.P. Country Distr. and a host more?
What do you really know about Gavin, Ronnie ,Valence and Dan Watson(and teammates Peter.Mkata, Temba Ludwaba, Norman Xhoxho, Yeye, Speelman and more)?. If not, why not? Is it that protective, beneficial ‘apartheid’ ivory tower existence that rounded you with a questionable credibility, so well?
What about Jabaar, Fredricks, Majiets(X4), Lefty Adams, Tiffie Barnes, Yacoob Omar, Hardie Dollie and tons more? Have you or you folks seen them play sport? If not why not? I have seen countless of your racists from before and after Dawie Snyman and Hansie Cronje and others. It was shoved down our gullets by radio and tv day after day.
Are you still a “Coloured” woman now? If that has not worked why not claim to be “Indian”? They are so gentle.
And what is so wrong and off-putting that you have not tried to claim to be Venda(like Ramphele) or Zulu or Xhosa(your ‘gatgabba’ would like that)?
Credibility, ‘celeb’ groupie?
What, where, groupie?
28 Feb 2013, 19:15 pm
I am out for tonight
The abuse and bile spewn towards women by et sharks lover and hg makes me sick.
Got better things to do with my time
28 Feb 2013, 19:17 pm
@Jinx2-516:
Only with Adkins but that is next season.
NW will be talking too much after early game Sat but will shut up permanently after Leicester and Palce which are next.
28 Feb 2013, 19:17 pm
Hello darkness my old friend.
I come to talk with again.
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turn my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence
“Fools,” said I, “you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence
28 Feb 2013, 19:17 pm
@ET.-513: You dedicate so much of your ‘valuable’ time to me. I honestly don’t know whether I should be delighted that I have this incredible effect on you? I mean hellsbellsrollingthunder, you rise to the occasion like a fuckingtripoddriebal on a stand at my every post….my every comment….
OR: (Option ‘B’)
I should feel physically ill and more than a little concerned…… in a ‘ohmyfuck he is stalking me and showering me with attention’ sort of way?
Decisions, decisions.
28 Feb 2013, 19:19 pm
Go vent your 1970 spleen elsewhere
She is worth ten of you and has more class in her little finger than you have in your whole fecked up body
She is not responsible for apartheid nor Marikana so feckoff you waste of space
28 Feb 2013, 19:21 pm
Vok these men make me befuck
28 Feb 2013, 19:27 pm
524
Because you are the most genuine fake I have encountered, you are the gift that keeps on giving, endlessly, with many stupid, silly, senseless, thoughtless, si, politically insensitive comments thinking it is all so smart.
And now with wet ‘gatlappertjies’ you want more body fluids to emanate from your eyes? Are you not tired of leaking body fluids?
Try answers, honest answers and with humility when you are in someone else’s land of origin.
28 Feb 2013, 19:28 pm
-526:
Is it because they have what you cannot get?
28 Feb 2013, 19:32 pm
@Dawn-525: Men? What men
The ones you refer to couldn’t be called men, even with poetic liberty.
The gold chain wearing walrus like waiter Tyrone…..the computer says NO.
The pingpongpongshuttlecocking refugee and part time ‘revolutionary’ ET….the computer says NO.
28 Feb 2013, 19:32 pm
@Jeraldjay-523:
Sounds of silence.
There’s good advice.
Now, if only people listened!
28 Feb 2013, 19:48 pm
524
Lies, more lies and still no shame?
” so much of your ‘valuable’ time … ”
First posts today since Sunday and it is Thursday 12.45pm EST here and I am having a lunchtime laugh at your easy, fake expense.
” at my every post….my every comment…. ”
Now you lie again and again and are blind too and cannot count and you cry like a baby — hallmarks of a pinkpiggy bully clearly. Or is it that 28 day cycle that makes you now so teary? Count all your posts just today and all silly and worthless and how many do I respond to ’til this moment?
BTW who ignored your “every comment” Saturday during the Kings game and more with your immature comments as you looked for trouble(thinking you are smartarsed) with your silly “for the right reasons” garbage plus,plus?
Be advised to leave well alone.
Option? You have no right to any option .itchy.
If you can’t stand the heat when seeking it then do the sane thing and leave the kitchen, shallow one.
Know now and well that I am a heat-seeking missile. Learn and do it well.
28 Feb 2013, 19:49 pm
@The Sharks rugby pedigree is packaged as dog food-511: Youre always innocent huh??? for once do not be a typical woman that never shuts the hell up and move o0n by, you are the one always making snide remarks towards me.
I told you before, leave me alone and i will reciprocate, but see you never do, you always come with your smarty pants comments. It really is easy, YOU ARE NOT AS INNOCENT AS YOU TRY SQUEEL ABOUT,
And lastly i am not tyrone, now move on.
28 Feb 2013, 19:51 pm
@ET.-527: I might not always agree with you and the whole race issue thing, but fake she is, I agree 1oo%
28 Feb 2013, 19:51 pm
@Jeraldjay-523:
How is Alan Dersho?
Hope you learn that lesson well, very well. Just the truth,pumpkin, and not your questionable understanding thereof.
28 Feb 2013, 19:58 pm
What race issue? I know exactly where all stand on that as I am the only one here that has a SACOS tie and it is black with some gold Olympic torchon that black background.
The Durban July race is only, as it says, in July and the winner will be CapeTown Noir(if he is entered). He won me much money in 2 races just recently in Cape Town.
My weekly lunchtime gig is done.
28 Feb 2013, 20:02 pm
@ 532
Yes you are Tyrone
28 Feb 2013, 20:03 pm
@ET.-535: ET now you know all your posts are either politics or race issue based. talk rugby on a rugby site amd i will gladly discuss that with you.
But like i said when it comes to the fake woman?? i agree lol
28 Feb 2013, 20:04 pm
@Rage-536: No i am not you idjut, now run along, go do the dishes for your wife.
28 Feb 2013, 20:06 pm
pedigree doggy poo-529:
After the cry of the .itch, the false bravado creeps back uncontrollably but it is all so childish.
That last sentence has meaning only to the child that is you. No fellow toddler around you, and that includes your killer “rotti”, will follow that. Say it in Afrikaans or even Latin then some might follow.
Now you can cry in peace before I leave you in pieces. ‘Totsiens, brakkie.’
28 Feb 2013, 20:08 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-532: Tyrone,Tyron,Tyrone……..
You are more obvious that ET’s crush on me…..
The Mormon and the Moron sitting in a tree;
Wailing and whinging bout little old me
28 Feb 2013, 20:09 pm
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-537:
Are you in the same S.Africa I was in 8 weeks ago for the 3rd time in four years?
It is still the same as before. Sport is politics and politics is sport.
You have read that before from me hence I write about both simultaneously, very often.
28 Feb 2013, 20:11 pm
Blues vs Crusaders – Blues
Warathas vs Rebels – who cares!
Reds vs Hurricanes – Canes
Chiefs vs Cheetahs – Chiefs
Bulls vs Force – Bulls
Sharks vs Stormers – Sharks
28 Feb 2013, 20:16 pm
” You are more obvious that ET’s crush on me….. ”
Now is that English or merely more of your emotional, senseless “jagsheid” spraying again?lease try more of that sick stuff “colustrum” (sic) again as the opposite extreme to your life fast approaches.
Have yo not claimed all of both ‘M’s already?
28 Feb 2013, 20:24 pm
Go straight to hell you two stupid bas tards
28 Feb 2013, 20:39 pm
@ET.-531:
> that I am a heat-seeking missile.
6″ only qualify as a small Vienna Mr Extraball
28 Feb 2013, 21:53 pm
@ET.-543: how come you can’t banter with the women on this blog without referring to their sexuality or calling them derogatory names?
what part of the SACOS doctrine do you espouse when you refer to women as b.itches?
you are a disgrace to the men who dutifully ran that organisation!
sies!
28 Feb 2013, 22:00 pm
@Transformation-546:
Ngubani lomfo? Ngumntu okanye lidlagusha?
28 Feb 2013, 22:08 pm
some thoughts:
SAPS brutalising & killing inhabitants … AGAIN – making us the the polecat of the world … AGAIN (all over international news networks).
Some SA men need to learn to respect, & protect women (a good rule of thumb is to treat (incl. speak to) women the way one would want your mother, your daughter and your sister to be treated).
What’s happening to us?
28 Feb 2013, 22:11 pm
@Angostura-548: err & your wife or girlfriend, of course!
eish
28 Feb 2013, 22:14 pm
@mxhosa-547: ngowebala, ukhulele apha eBhayi naseKapa, umdala nokuba mdala kuba ukhe athethe nangela xesha lo cheeky, yeye, majola…
kodwa ukrwada kwaye uyazicingela, pha kuye ubhadle ngaphezu komntu wonke olapha kwaye yena nguye yedwa oyaziyo okuba umzabalazo yintoni.
28 Feb 2013, 22:18 pm
@Angostura-548: eish, we are all over sky for these dumbasses that are cops in our country! why would anyone think it’s a good idea to cuff a human being to the back of the police van & drag them to the police station?
28 Feb 2013, 22:32 pm
“bas” has 2 X ‘s’ and is written as, bass.
As for “tards” is the ‘a’ cofused with a ‘u’?
28 Feb 2013, 22:45 pm
@ET.-552:
> and is written as, bass.
You’re also fishing expert now?
28 Feb 2013, 22:50 pm
@Transformation-550:
Ohhh! Hay ke ndiyabona. Kutheni zange bamfundise indlela yothetha nabantu basethyini ngokuya wayezabalaza?
28 Feb 2013, 22:55 pm
@Angostura
What respect is their for and from most here when some stupidly make rugby jokes such as ” It’s going to be a rugbyMarikana for my Stormers ” as seen in post 65 on this thread and all who read it were absolutely silent? Not a murmur raised about said person’s moral standards.
Where is the connection between 47 mineworker deaths just striking to improve their slave wage lot? Where is and was the sensitivity then and even now or am I to believe no one read that?
Why not insensitively also simply invoke those other political tragedies of Sharpeville and Soweto(June 16th) to make a non-existent childish point.?
Where and what are the moral values mainly of the perpetrator group when ‘esteemed’ globally acclaimed sports persons just just grab a gun and pump 4 bullets into someone, anyone?
South Africans, especially those who benefited from ‘apartheid’, are in sore need of new moral standards and yet 20 years post its seeming ‘end’(don’t believe this) it is still the same business as usual.
28 Feb 2013, 22:56 pm
This ET charachter should seriously eat more roughage. And go for some oral treatment.
In the meantime use some listermint. Colonic irrigation highly recommended.
28 Feb 2013, 23:07 pm
551
Rip Van Winkle was that not done countless times by ‘apartheid’ cops(not that it is ever acceptable) whose bullying and lack of sensitivity must surely influence those of lesser knowledge even today?
Evil and stupidity and insensitivity and clique dynamics all die hard even as you too overlooked the “rugbyMarikana for my Stormers” comment by your ‘gatgabba’.
28 Feb 2013, 23:08 pm
ET: Put more roughage in your daily nutrition. And at least 2l of water per day.
From the contents you spurting out here I will strongly suggest at least six months colonic irrigation treatment
28 Feb 2013, 23:09 pm
556
You have just confirmed your low moral values, aptly.
1 Mar 2013, 00:42 am
What’s that smell? Oh yes, its ET. You sure know how to clear a room. **** off, ET.
1 Mar 2013, 00:57 am
“room” of hypocritical racists?
Sure as hell I do.
Now ditto to you too.
1 Mar 2013, 04:03 am
@Transformation-546: @Angostura-548:
If these two women cannot respect themselves then who is anyone to deem it necessary to respect such vulgar, obscene specimens?
Check on the Kings game thread who it dawned upon to refer to the haters with that ugly sexual N-word. in plural form, that ends with ‘.ers’ as in “n***ers. And don’t stop there on your daily excursions through these pages Were either or both of you not disgusted by that ? Where does your objection appear?
Who is daily more vulgar than ‘doggy poo’ with obscene words(like ******* and more ) liberally inserted in those sentences without spaces? Why do you think she does that except to hide such vulgarity? She has even admitted to such on a rare occasion or two. Have I heard either of you even peep like a sick chicken about that?
From the very outset I said she was a barely touched up version of that vulgar “Helen” who constantly stuffed various loaves of french bread and more up or into every conceivable blood oozing human ******* and more. Did either or both of you become selectively moralistic about that? Where and when?
Get out of you ouma’s world and show me where lions, rats, cats, dogs, hogs, horses, mules(like you) , ostriches or more treat there gender opposites any differently or more respectfully?
Women in my living proximity DO NOT conduct themselves with such vulgarity and obscenity or go about trying to be ‘smartarsed’ as they go about looking deliberately for trouble. Accordingly they elicit the respect in which they conduct themselves – like for like.
In science there are many rules but there are always exceptions to the rules and those too have to be taken cognisance of and applied in a given situation.
So ‘gatgabba boytjies’ get off your high horse and apply your brush evenly and in a balanced manner if you want to be sanctimoniously accepted as you pontificate from your podiums.
Are you trying to convince yourselves, and no one else, that vulgarity from all disturbs you more than the insensitive, sick linking of a potential losing rugby game to the 47 deaths of mine workers doing so to earn a living wage as opposed to their slave wages? ” … rugbyMaikana of my Stormers ”
How sure are you that you are not in need of a more balanced and higher moral standard as you bumble your way through life thinking you are so holier than most if not all?
If people cannot respect themselves, any gender, then why should I respect them as they go about searching high and low for disrespect as they address themselves for my attention for that?
You have earned a failing grade for the attempt at sanctimonious morality.
As for other presumptuous references I have not touched on, it is just more emotional garbage. Like everything else in those posts, save it for any of your brats that care to want to hear it all.
1 Mar 2013, 04:10 am
@ET.-562:
I have just seen post 546 and thus address it stat.
The stars (*******) refer to the word o r i f i c e s
1 Mar 2013, 04:31 am
@Transformation-550:
Only a coward conducts himself in this manner.
Do you even know what you were trying to write in that first sentence of 546?
1 Mar 2013, 05:47 am
http://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-courts/murder-probe-begins-in-daveyton-1.1478908#.UTAkBGthiSM
Here is a link you will enjoy pooper.
On Tuesday a Zimbabwean taxi driver was cuffed behind a policevan in Daveytown and dragged for 500m,he died later from head injuries.
1 Mar 2013, 06:10 am
@Fern-565:
I just watched the video clip in the NZ Herald, crikey you don’t want to get arrested in SA.
1 Mar 2013, 06:16 am
Thanks for programs like boots and all, especially when someone like Watson comes in to clarify the laws of rugby, take note Supersport commentators, try reading ‘Rugby Rules for Dummies’.
I think I was spot on Saturday saying the Bulls front row were milking the penalty’s in the scrums, they must have been taking lessons from the drama boys who play in black.
Before anybody jumps on the bandwagon, the Stormers deserved to lose the game, the ref doesn’t deserve another game, my opinion, take it or leave it.
1 Mar 2013, 06:35 am
China I feel very sorry for the man and his family who have now lost a family,ember and breadwinner.
I am just glad no white cops were allowed so the race/apartheid card cannot be pulled.
It is simple police brutality.
Thankfully there are still good cops out there.
1 Mar 2013, 06:38 am
@Fern-568:
If the cops had been white you could just imagine the headlines now, surely those guys will get prosecuted?
1 Mar 2013, 06:53 am
@KEA-567:
are you suggesting the Bulls cheat like the AB’s do?
i dont think so.
1 Mar 2013, 06:56 am
China imagine if Oscar’s gf wasn’t white…
1 Mar 2013, 06:56 am
terrible actions by those police officers
so much incompetency, especially at the top
ubuntu my arse, i hope justice will prevail
1 Mar 2013, 06:57 am
@ET.-562: justifying your use of derogatory language towards women ET, they asked for it neh?
as you were.
1 Mar 2013, 07:00 am
China the price of petrol is also gonna rise with R1 so people are going to battle even more,it also affects food prices.
Lotd of people living hand to mouth and cannot save money
1 Mar 2013, 07:02 am
geez, ok Fern go the whole hog why don’t you. you walking on eggshells mate?
1 Mar 2013, 07:05 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-570: even if andre watson would sit on boots ‘n all and show video evidence you still would not believe the bulls cheat
1 Mar 2013, 07:08 am
@Fern-574:
Hi Fernly….just paid my overdue taxes….Paye & Gst…now I am poor after the money grabbing Govt have extorted from me
1 Mar 2013, 07:09 am
@nortierd-502:
Are you excited about the arrivals of Bryan Habana, Danie Rossouw and possibly John Smit next season?
I’ve read quite a lot about the players who are likely to arrive next season, and that’s quite exciting. Joe van Niekerk and I are the only South Africans here, so it would be great to get a couple of more okes who can help us braai for the team.
When do you plan on coming back home?
I’ve committed to Toulon until June 2015. Then that will be the end of Bakkies Botha and rugby. I told my kids that will be the last major move of my career and I won’t break that promise.
seems more likely that we wont see Bakkies in a Bok jersey again. really would have been nice to see him do a swan song.
1 Mar 2013, 07:10 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-570:
Only one more week until the big poly boys tear the Bulls apart.
1 Mar 2013, 07:12 am
@NZINCHINA-569:
China…you up for the game…Heres hoping we smash the Cantab, …take no prisoners
1 Mar 2013, 07:12 am
@Fern-574:
It’s a s hitty world we all live in Fern.
1 Mar 2013, 07:13 am
@Transformation-576:
i disagree.
great idea though, it would be nice to see boots n all or the supersport team prior to a game dedicate a segment to cheating in general.
1 Mar 2013, 07:13 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-578:
Can imagine the Braaivleis fires in France.
If he still is in form come 2015 he might make one more World Cup, who knows?
1 Mar 2013, 07:14 am
@NZINCHINA-579:
Oh yes…a win tonight for the Blues will see Houston seeing the 10th as a tough task for the Bulls…considering how they travel
1 Mar 2013, 07:14 am
@Te Rangatira-580:
Am I what buddy I’ve got the local Chinese beer chilling in the fridge, are you going to the garden of Eden tonight?
1 Mar 2013, 07:16 am
@NZINCHINA-579:
please China, is the Blues your team?
they might luck a win but there certainly wont be any tearing.
1 Mar 2013, 07:18 am
@NZINCHINA-585:
Nah…I’m still at work…my life revolves around this place…not healthy ,but taking off to the GC &Brisbane next month for a relax
1 Mar 2013, 07:18 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-586:
They certainly are Houston, I’ve been with them since inception and the glory days.
1 Mar 2013, 07:18 am
@NZINCHINA-581:
Nope,speak for yourself.
The Republic of Chunt du Fernly is always mellow and hassle free.
@Te Rangatira-577:
Howzit,I hate it when they take my money and enrich themselves and not plough it back in a meaningfull manner.
1 Mar 2013, 07:19 am
@nortierd-583:
Nortied Bro…you still picking those wankers from Canterbury?
1 Mar 2013, 07:20 am
@nortierd-583:
2015 a bridge too far i think but he certainly could bring a lot to the Boks this year or next as well take some heat off Yster.
1 Mar 2013, 07:21 am
@Te Rangatira-587:
Nice one that’s a great place to relax, although what a summer you’re having back home the best one in decades they tell me, the farmers are farked though.
1 Mar 2013, 07:23 am
@Te Rangatira-590:
What can I say TR
Good luck to your team, you took your damn sweet time making your round 3 decisions.
With great power comes great responsibility
1 Mar 2013, 07:23 am
nobody is honest in SA anymore…now they’ve found traces of, wait for it, KANGAROO meat, zebra, giraffe in biltong & dry wors
aaaaaaaaaargh!
we don’t have kangaroos in our country!!!!!!
1 Mar 2013, 07:23 am
@Fern-589:
Well Fernly…the system is an arrse….we’re getting ripped off. Over here with all the benefits we pay out to the non productive is a joke.
1 Mar 2013, 07:23 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-591:
He could set the world record for the most yellow cards/ citings if he plays for another season.
1 Mar 2013, 07:24 am
@NZINCHINA-592:
Today is the first rainy day in 3 weeks,the temp has been between 28 and 35 deg C in Pretoria.
Harsh if you work outside the whole day like me,but no complaints it’s better than a office.
1 Mar 2013, 07:24 am
@Te Rangatira-584:
well if the Crusaders soften them up nicely it should even out the travel disadvantage.
still gonna be a hard day at the office. Bulls need to keep it tight, take the points when it comes and pick the Blues off one by one towards the end.
1 Mar 2013, 07:25 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-591:
By his own account he will still be playing in 2015, so if he is on form and still playing, he will always have an outside chance
1 Mar 2013, 07:25 am
@Te Rangatira-595:
Over a million on welfare, what a disgrace. The DPB being the most ridiculous.
1 Mar 2013, 07:25 am
@nortierd-593:
My picks and scores are similar to the Cursed….hopefully he goes better than last week…
1 Mar 2013, 07:26 am
@ET.-562:
ET., with respect:
One can be critical of others without having to resort to obscenities.
Also, there are things men just don’t do:
METAPHORICALLY speaking, if a woman (or a child, or a frail elderly person) slaps a man, one would not expect such man to punch, head butt, & kick such woman (or child or elderly person), AND to claim that such action is somehow justified. Any perceived infringement of the man’s persona (physical, or as in this case, by way written word) must be commensurate with the threat or hurt sought to be countered, bearing in mind the relative circumstances of the parties involved.
And turning to you specifically, you mostly seem to find it impossible to post anything that is not dripping with anger & vengeance. I find it a real pity, because you make many valid points & present much food for thought, but unfortunately your contributions are predominantly worthless (at this forum) for the simple reason that your style & manners are such that most readers are not at all receptive to your message. Tis a real pity; it is so counter productive; it is such a waste of time & effort. You mostly achieve exactly the opposite of what you set out to do, yet somehow you cannot see it.
1 Mar 2013, 07:26 am
@Fern-597:
Don’t forget your sunscreen Fernly.
1 Mar 2013, 07:27 am
@Transformation-594:
No they found that these types of meat was advertised as kudu biltong.
I make my own biltong so no prob.
@Te Rangatira-595:
My medical aid sent me a email saying my payment per month is going up because I got a salary increase…
I have last been to the doctor 2 years ago with flu and have not taken a day off work for being sick in 5 years.
1 Mar 2013, 07:27 am
@NZINCHINA-588:
well the glory’s long gone
i hope we break you
1 Mar 2013, 07:28 am
@NZINCHINA-603:
I wear a jeanpant and longsleeve shirt everyday with a big floppy hat and my collar tucked up no matter how hot it is.
1 Mar 2013, 07:28 am
@NZINCHINA-592:
Yep beauty weather…haven’t heard much about any drought…I could do with some farm kill mutton…the stuff at the butchers is dried out and not very tasty
1 Mar 2013, 07:28 am
@Te Rangatira-601:
Yep, saw you both have the Blues by 10
Think it’s only the Blues game we differ on.
Remember my picks went in last Saturday already.
Let’s call them angry picks
1 Mar 2013, 07:28 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-605:
I’m glad you said hope.
1 Mar 2013, 07:30 am
@Fern-606:
No “red neck” for you then.
1 Mar 2013, 07:30 am
@Transformation-594:
Ozzie frozen meat traders probably passing it off as beef.
1 Mar 2013, 07:30 am
@Te Rangatira-607:
Stay away from the horse lasange.
1 Mar 2013, 07:31 am
The pension that our Gov pay out to people on pension is about R1250/pm.
Disgusting,politicians should be forced to put their kids in public schools and use public hospitals,maybe then the services in these will get better.
1 Mar 2013, 07:32 am
@Fern-604:
Your a bit like me Fernly…I can’t remember the last day I had off sick…do hangovers count as sick days?
1 Mar 2013, 07:33 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-611: @NZINCHINA-612:
That’s why there is a product called Tabasco.
Skop must be laughing his @rse off thinking to himself ” I told you so”
1 Mar 2013, 07:34 am
@Te Rangatira-614:
Nope,classed as a injury outside working hours.
1 Mar 2013, 07:34 am
@nortierd-608:
I hope you do well Nortie…but probably not in the first game up
1 Mar 2013, 07:36 am
@Fern-616:
haha…yeah man…I could probably claim some type of benefit for that over here…
1 Mar 2013, 07:36 am
@nortierd-615:
Ha it must have been happening for years, what a shambles.
1 Mar 2013, 07:36 am
@NZINCHINA-596:
he might, but he’s certainly never hit a man unconcious from behind and then kneeded the prone and comatose player in the head once he had hit the floor.
if Bakkies wants to take you he takes you fairly, front on. anything else is just a lion toying with his meal.
@nortierd-599:
it would be nice but only if he’s there on merit, form and fitness withstanding.
1 Mar 2013, 07:37 am
@Te Rangatira-617:
The Blues at home, already one game played, confidence up after last weeks win, you should be good for that one, but I pretty much always back the Crusaders
1 Mar 2013, 07:38 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-611:
Howzit Houston…not as much pressure on the Bulls this week with the Force at Loftus….can’t see them losing that one…
1 Mar 2013, 07:39 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-620:
Was the head butt on the little scrummy not from behind, in any case lets not go down this path again today, we think he’s filthy you think he’s an angel lets concentrate on the big match coming up
1 Mar 2013, 07:39 am
@nortierd-621:
Ek het Saders met 9
Canes met 12
Chiefs met 15
Tahs met 7
Bulle met 12
Sharks met 15
1 Mar 2013, 07:39 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-620:
I’m sure Jimmy Cowan would dispute that, but let’s rather leave it at that……
1 Mar 2013, 07:40 am
@nortierd-615:
i suppose the fuss is to do with the deception.
i would have a problem if the meat was labelled as such.
1 Mar 2013, 07:41 am
@Fern-624:
Chiefs by more that that.
1 Mar 2013, 07:41 am
@Fern-624:
We are very close, I have the Saders by 2 and the Bulls by a much higher margin, but the others are pretty similar.
Nice cool day today up here?
1 Mar 2013, 07:42 am
@NZINCHINA-627:
As long as they win,that is my first and main concern.
I dont have time to watch all the games or study form so it’s a lot of thumbsuck when I pick.
1 Mar 2013, 07:43 am
@nortierd-621:
For me…the Crusaders are just another foreign team….
1 Mar 2013, 07:43 am
@nortierd-628:
Ja,atleast not raining now so that means I can work.
1 Mar 2013, 07:43 am
@Fern-629:
Fair call, not so sure about the Canes or Blues some good match ups this weekend.
1 Mar 2013, 07:44 am
@Te Rangatira-630:
The only NZ team I really like to beat.
1 Mar 2013, 07:44 am
@Angostura-602:
Nice post
Saw the posts of last night now and find it strange that Keo makes an appearance if someone doesn’t agree with him, but let’s these types of comments slide.
He should consider hiring a moderator.
1 Mar 2013, 07:45 am
@Te Rangatira-630:
Oh until they get to the finals….then I’m on the bandwagon
1 Mar 2013, 07:45 am
@NZINCHINA-632:
If it rains this weekend I will prob watch all the games and watch the reruns of the ones being played during workinghours today.
1 Mar 2013, 07:45 am
@Fern-631:
My last day of leave, will watch the Blues, go away for the weekend, and from Monday it’s back to office.
1 Mar 2013, 07:46 am
@Transformation-573: There should be a like button for this comment. Well said.
“Like”!
1 Mar 2013, 07:46 am
@Te Rangatira-635:
1 Mar 2013, 07:47 am
@NZINCHINA-633:
It goes back a long way….Yes China…..met Blackadder one year down the Viaduct…don’t think I left a good impression….
1 Mar 2013, 07:47 am
@nortierd-637:
Atleast we have 2 longweekends this month,but they will be working weekends for me.
Atleast doing some work for myself:-)
1 Mar 2013, 07:48 am
@Te Rangatira-622:
yes, it should be a good work out for next weekend.
gives the Bulls an opportunity to work on the little things.
@NZINCHINA-623:
@nortierd-625:
that was the ‘lion toying with his meal’ part.
no intention to injure by Bakkies
he was just letting know Jimmy know he liked the way he plays
not comparable to what Hore did.
1 Mar 2013, 07:49 am
@Fern-636:
No such luck where I am I’m reliant on good Internet feeds otherwise I’m goosed.
1 Mar 2013, 07:49 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-626:
i would NOT have a problem if the meat was labelled as such.
1 Mar 2013, 07:50 am
@Fern-641:
Good to hear.
I will be busy with the BRICS conference later in the month, hopefully get called up for that
1 Mar 2013, 07:50 am
@NZINCHINA-643:
How is the internet on your side regarding speed and cost?
1 Mar 2013, 07:51 am
Condolences to the family of the deceased.
But I had to give a wry smile while reading the sixth paragraph, HG! …
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285192/Swimmer-mauled-death-Great-White-shark-New-Zealand-beach-despite-police-rescue-bid.html
1 Mar 2013, 07:51 am
@nortierd-645:
Where is it being held?
1 Mar 2013, 07:51 am
@Te Rangatira-640:
So did I mate outside the white lady at 3am many years ago, I though he was a bit of a d ick to be honest
1 Mar 2013, 07:51 am
@Fern-636: I got
Blues by 11 , just my gut feel, Blues much improved
Canes by 7
Chiefs by 20
Tahs by 12
Bulls by 25
Stormers by 13
1 Mar 2013, 07:52 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-642:
Bakkies
I guess your guidance counsellor DIDN’T advise you to take up a career in spin doctoring?
1 Mar 2013, 07:52 am
@Te Rangatira-630:
hehehe
is ‘foreign’ a euphemism for filthy ?
1 Mar 2013, 07:53 am
@NZINCHINA-649:
stop talking kiwi code
what did he do?
1 Mar 2013, 07:54 am
@Fern-648:
Conference is in Durban.
I will be doing my part from here, but wouldn’t mind going down to Durb’s.
1 Mar 2013, 07:54 am
@Fern-646:
It’s ok for normal browsing but for game watching there is lots of buffering which is frustrating, from memory unlimited Internet was around 1500 rmb for two years
1 Mar 2013, 07:55 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-652: Jy weet jy is in die KAK as jou BUlls nie more met 25 punte wen nie???
1 Mar 2013, 07:55 am
@nortierd-654: Hey now you stay out, we have a keep durban clean policy
1 Mar 2013, 07:55 am
@nortierd-654:
There are plans for a deepwater harbour/container terminal in Dbn,if it happens it will be great.
1 Mar 2013, 07:56 am
Can’t remember the last time I had an Auckland Burger…did he push in up the front…fricken Cantab?…no manners
1 Mar 2013, 07:56 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-656:
Nee, maak dit 33
1 Mar 2013, 07:56 am
i really dont like the sarugbymag webpage layout
no thanks
1 Mar 2013, 07:57 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-657:
1 Mar 2013, 07:57 am
@Fern-653:
Nothing in particular but those Cantab boys often used to run big chips when in AKL small town big town thing
1 Mar 2013, 07:57 am
@NZINCHINA-655:
So are your tv channels limited?
1 Mar 2013, 07:57 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-652:
Ahh…Lets go for unclean…hehe
1 Mar 2013, 07:58 am
@Fern-658:
We’re you involved with the new harbor in PE?
1 Mar 2013, 07:58 am
@NZINCHINA-663:
Atleast it is not the trash from Lower Hutt.
Inbred filth to be found there.
1 Mar 2013, 07:59 am
@Te Rangatira-659:
Stop it I’d kill for one of those, a bowl of rice just ain’t the same at 3am after a big night out..no queue jumping just the chip and the chat
1 Mar 2013, 07:59 am
@nortierd-666:
No,I am just a chimney sweeper.
1 Mar 2013, 08:00 am
@NZINCHINA-668:
What are the make up of a Auckland Burger?
1 Mar 2013, 08:00 am
@nortierd-666: He is a chimney sweeper without a broom lol
1 Mar 2013, 08:00 am
@Fern-664:
Plenty of local stuff cable very limited I don’t watch TV anymore do it doesn’t bother me
1 Mar 2013, 08:01 am
@Fern-667:
Play nicely Fern everybody is very civil this morning
1 Mar 2013, 08:02 am
@NZINCHINA-673: It is always civil till certain people walk in with their snide remarks lol
1 Mar 2013, 08:03 am
@Fern-670: How is the pozzie at the damn coming along?
1 Mar 2013, 08:04 am
@NZINCHINA-673:
What I have been seen cant be unseen.
I saw thrash.
1 Mar 2013, 08:05 am
@Fern-676:
Yer but didn’t you bed half of Lower Hutt?
1 Mar 2013, 08:06 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-675:
Getting there.
Everything takes time and costs money,there is seldom the perfect storm where both are present.
No rush though,saving up and doing all the work cash.
1 Mar 2013, 08:07 am
@Fern-678: Good stuff.
1 Mar 2013, 08:09 am
@NZINCHINA-677:
Nope Paekakariki
1 Mar 2013, 08:09 am
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-679:
Hey Bro…good to see you around…
1 Mar 2013, 08:10 am
@Fern-680:
You and Cully tag teaming.
1 Mar 2013, 08:10 am
@Fern-678:
Remember to give me a shout with the roof wetting party
1 Mar 2013, 08:11 am
@nortierd-651:
hehe
nothing dishonest about what i’m saying, Nortie
Bakkies reputation speaks for itself, i dont think there are many people who have a bad word to say about him, honestly.
@Sharks_are_gonna_get_you-656:
Bulle sal dit maklik doen
hopelik kry Fouche n kans op halftyd
Morne kan maar rus, die Force verdien hom nie
1 Mar 2013, 08:14 am
@Te Rangatira-665:
hehehe
a rare honest Kiwi
beautiful
1 Mar 2013, 08:15 am
anyway, lots to do
cheers for now all
1 Mar 2013, 08:17 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-686:
Cheers
You are going to be missing another great game.
Lift your self imposed boycott and enjoy watching all the matches
1 Mar 2013, 08:19 am
Cheers all,have a good day/eve.
Work awaits.
1 Mar 2013, 08:20 am
@Fern-688:
Cheers
Geniet die naweek
1 Mar 2013, 08:21 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-686:
Don’t want to see any of your sour posts after the game when China and I are celebrating….
1 Mar 2013, 08:22 am
@Fern-688:
Catch you up Fern
1 Mar 2013, 08:23 am
@i_love_u_bakkiesbotha-684: lol
1 Mar 2013, 08:25 am
Ok i am off to the Game thread.
1 Mar 2013, 08:32 am
@Angostura-548: post of the day
1 Mar 2013, 09:32 am
I’ve never seen such civil behaviour on this blog as displayed above.
1 Mar 2013, 09:42 am
Extraball you should horsewhipped like the wretched little cur you are.
1 Mar 2013, 14:06 pm
I think this season will serve to confirm that Coetzee has reached his peak and only his own limitations as a coach stand between a Stormers team that are able to win games and competitions playing complete rugby.
1 Mar 2013, 14:45 pm
Anyone else think that the super rugby log is bizarre.
Kings top of the RSA conference, and Stormers on the bottom.
1 Mar 2013, 18:01 pm
@BULLET-698: First game dude. Lions have also topped the Super rugby log after week 1 before. No need to get erect about it. Sanity will be restored over the next couple of weeks.
The Kings will retain a good log position after this weeks free 4 points as a result of the rest week.
Unfortunately for them, having a rest week so early in the competition is the absolute kiss of death. So they must enjoy their 8 log points for now. I think the fantasy is about to end.
1 Mar 2013, 20:55 pm
@Transformation-546: &573
As you shift the posts and widen them in search of a questionable cause, can you define your understanding of “sexuality”. Can you quote example/s of that and “derogatory names/language” (and do not make me laugh if doggy poo, ‘pis’, and ‘jagsheid’ qualify).
You want to talk “derogatory” , do you remember your “coloured lady”(she does not ever qualify) that you have never set eyes on even in the Boardwalk?
Are you sure you understand the term “justifying”, for 562 really highlighted , with examples given , your lack of credibility with your self-imposed rules for men and no rules for the opposite gender.
How aptly and miraculously correctly you describe yourself in post 594 with your words ” nobody is honest in SA anymore”.
Such candour from you is a one in a million thing.
1 Mar 2013, 21:00 pm
696
” you should horsewhipped like the wretched .. ”
Is that your best private school English on show?
I will do the horsewhipping of you for you if you really ask me politely.
1 Mar 2013, 21:07 pm
Shut it you stupid f’ng moron the only one taking anything you mumble out your garbage infested imbalanced brain is yourself. Who the fck you trying to lecture on morality of life you dumber than dumb dummy sucking pathetic morally bereft fckdup queen.
1 Mar 2013, 21:23 pm
lol. skopishit calling someone else a £stupid f’ng moron”. Speak for yourself you senile old snoek-breathed goat.
1 Mar 2013, 21:24 pm
@BULLET-698: I’m less surprised seeing Stormershits at the bottom.
1 Mar 2013, 21:28 pm
lol so far the stormershits the only team without even a bonus point.
1 Mar 2013, 21:32 pm
Get fckd you stupid pathetic little pompous piece of sharkshit infested ingrained garbage
1 Mar 2013, 21:33 pm
Long live the Queen.
And Jake White.
1 Mar 2013, 21:37 pm
@ShaunB-707:
And John Smit
1 Mar 2013, 21:38 pm
@victoriabok-708:
And Schalk Burger.
1 Mar 2013, 21:40 pm
And Ziggy Stardust.
1 Mar 2013, 21:41 pm
@ShaunB-709:
And Bruce Springsteen
1 Mar 2013, 21:44 pm
And Rassie Erasmus.
1 Mar 2013, 21:45 pm
And Heyneke Meyer.
1 Mar 2013, 21:46 pm
@ShaunB-713:
And T-Bone steak
1 Mar 2013, 21:47 pm
and Elton Jantjes
1 Mar 2013, 21:51 pm
@Robzim-715:
And Kobus van der Merwe
1 Mar 2013, 21:57 pm
And E.T
1 Mar 2013, 22:01 pm
@ShaunB-717:
No he likes ET, they’ve both been born in the same Asylum
They played with each other’s Matchbox cars in Valkenberg’s “Krazy Kleuter” kindergarten
1 Mar 2013, 22:05 pm
And “skittlesticks” cricket.
1 Mar 2013, 22:15 pm
@Angostura-602:
Did that old UPE degree that any Afrikaner was entitled to on registration not prepare you to separate fact from fiction and thus not leave so confused as you now are?
” METAPHORICALLY ” violence (then, in a word and cutting the rest of that paragraph) :
Explain please how that enters the equation then in the cyber world where physical socialising is not possible?
What is the set purpose of that wasted paragraph?
In short , it is plain rubbish, not so?
” Also, there are things men just don’t do:” says who and to whom?
Did some god-like apparition suddenly appear before you one day and wrote those rules on your pale Afrikaner backside(is that obscene or is arse a better fit?). And since it filled that arse-space, no similar rules were given or written for the opposite gender?
Man you are some extreme work of a creator.
As for that 2nd or last paragraph, you can save your patronising, condescending and paternalistic attitude and advice for those whose sick, vulgar deeds you cover-up and protect by sparing your brush from making even sweeps on the canvas of life.
Why do you evade the truth and especially the cavalier use, insensitively so of the 47 mineworkers killed at Marikana in a pathologic rugby joke?
Advice:
” …never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee….”
1 Mar 2013, 22:18 pm
@ET.-720:
Should read ” not leave you so confused …”
1 Mar 2013, 22:25 pm
Eish Keo, you can’t talk up the Sharks like that, its like a matador waving a shiny red cape at a enraged Bull to some.
Comments should be interesting.
1 Mar 2013, 23:27 pm
@grant10-51: Careful Tank, ” because those universities simply will not change their entrance requirements or downgrade their degrees on offer” that certainly is a serious comment to make. Although you try to give the impression of a neutral referee I get the impression you long for the amateur days like Mr. Skopskiet. Remember in those days you there were not a lot of guys around doing what they love and writing about rugby for a living.The world is moving forward fast and the Bulls recognise that. Move with it or get left behind.
2 Mar 2013, 00:20 am
@ET.-720: Truth? Confusion? Fact & Fiction? Rubbish? How would you know?
You are not about the truth; you are about self-indulgence.
I have no intention of feeding that.
G’nite
2 Mar 2013, 00:27 am
For the first time, I agree with Angrystura about something.
2 Mar 2013, 08:14 am
@Treehugger-722: Hi TH.You well.?Good article & pic last week
2 Mar 2013, 17:39 pm
Huzzit Rye, sorry don’t which one and where, I cancelled the the witness interview and the E tv one until a later date, for the main trial when we can prosecute, me in court is minor.
3 Mar 2013, 03:55 am
@NZINCHINA-440: Anybody going into a bar in jhb or pretoria should be concerned for their safety.
3 Mar 2013, 04:35 am
@Fern-565: you seriously think I delight in the barbaric torture and death of someone through acts as dispicable as this? GTFOH… I find it reprehensible but sadly an all too common occurance, especially on your continent.. the base level of humanity is crass, abhorrent and downright evil… but continue, you only ever make yourself look the fool when trying to assert my true feelings or opinions..
lol you really do have a bee in your bonnet about me huh Fern?
I’ll repeat, the times I post SA crime stories are in direct correlation to the times NZ crime stories are mentioned…FACT.
or are you still upset because I remind everyone that you faked your own death on this blog? Lazarus, Ive seen you say some pretty crass things, especially about the fairer ***, so best to shut it yeah?
thing is, as ET has so rightly pointed out (and I dont condone his comments to the ladies either), there is very much a huge hypocritical divergence on this blog..
When some Saffas mention crime stories about NZ, wife beating etc hardly any other Saffas will speak up and deride the commentor, yet when I post similar or relevant crime stories, for e.g domestic violence in SA, I am seen as scum and filth..
this really is an indictment on your society as a whole, willing to mock others for their social ills but then get quite perturbed when someone from that other country points out your own failings..
use it or dont, I dont really care Lazarus..
as Ive said often, I’ll gladly have a beer with anyone on this blog if they happen to be in Sydney.. hell, I’ll even shout the first 5 rounds..
3 Mar 2013, 04:41 am
forgot to add Fern
you should make a joke about my dead mother in response to this post..
it is after all yours, HGs and whatevers “fall back” to any point or post I make..
hell, HG was making jokes about it 3 weeks after the event, even after I asked him to desist… he thought it was hilarious, much like you and whatever do too..
but all it does is show how little respect you have for human life
please let me know when you lose a loved one within three weeks of their passing, and we’ll see how you like jokes about it all..
3 Mar 2013, 05:23 am
@the curse-730: You should not judge him too harsly, being a loudmouth shark supporter living in pretoria who hates afrikaners and with his personality. It cant be easy. He might be physically abused on a regulas basis. That might explain the hate and desire to hurt. He is the proudest “damduiker ” I know.
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